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Quote #4189 (+5) [ 2007-07-21, 07:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth sets mode: -r
* Agg sets mode: -arrrr
<Frosty> what about yarr?
<Tensop> nar

Quote #3955 (+5) [ 2006-12-28, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Still there, SPY?
<SPY> now it wont go back in my advance settings
<biatch> Yeah.... I know... You left a password off your router, and I added a default route on your router to point to an IP on your network that doesn't exist.
<biatch> ANd now you're not responding to ping.
>>>> SPY (SDFE@ppp231-35.lns3.syd7.internode.on.net) has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
* biatch waves

Quote #4102 (+5) [ 2007-05-01, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> pantyhose
<Tha_Den> pantyhouse
<Torched> partyhouse
<Tha_Den> partyhose?

Quote #4244 (+5) [ 2007-11-16, 14:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FagDad> me: "I'm bored"
<FagDad> her: "Oh ok i'll drive over now"
<FagDad> me: "NO! I'm sleeping!"
<FagDad> Sister. says:
<FagDad> Youuu neevvverrrr haannggg ouutttt wwiiittthhh mmmeeeeee
<FagDad> WHAT NEXT!?
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> She wants to hang out with you?
<FagDad> Yeah
<FagDad> I cbf
<brodsta> weird
<FagDad> She used to be my casual sex partner O.o but then she went spazzo and now she scares me.
<brodsta> lol?
<FagDad> And if she wants sex... i aint giving... she's just a freaky freak
<brodsta> Keeping it in the bloodline?
<FagDad> Better than with her
* TheWedgie has quit (Quit: PC LOAD LETTER)
<brodsta> .....ok now I'm confused, who are we talking about?
<FagDad> I mean she's a fantastic root. but i'm tired and she scares me. She's only good for; sex and coke.
<FagDad> BRODSTA: I DONT KNOW OKAY? STOP QUESTIONING ME PLEASE
<brodsta> So, this is just some chick who's MSN nick is set to Sister. for some reason?
<FagDad> Oh no lol.
<FagDad> She's not MY SISTEr
<FagDad> it's just her MSN name
<FagDad> Jesus that must of looked bad

Quote #4229 (+5) [ 2007-10-16, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg retires to the sofa with the remote control and packet of antihistamines
<Madhatter> cold or illergic to baby?
<Agg> chicken motherfucking pox
* Tao|zzz has quit (Ping timeout)
<Agg> if you can believe it
<Dopefish> WTF
<aXiSte> ouch
<Dopefish> you have been having a bad time lately no?
<Agg> the way this month has been going i assume an ebola bomb will go off in my backyard next weekend

Quote #4238 (+5) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #4222 (+5) [ 2007-10-09, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Radar, I blended for breakfast. Water melon, Rock melon, kiwifruit, banana, mandarin and strawberry yohgurt.
<irvo44> sounds good
<Radar> That sounds like liquid gay

Quote #4246 (+5) [ 2007-11-22, 19:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> i lost all my weight doing rpm, a cycling class 5-6 times a week
<Moodles> leaving soon to do body combat, martial arts class, just annoyed its at 815 on thursday
<Madhatter> ive lost pretty much all of mine due to a change in diet
<Madhatter> ive got an active job, so it helps.
<knowsfords> I chopped off a few limbs, all I need is my right arm :D

Quote #4323 (+5) [ 2008-05-28, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> Steam Rating:3.1 - Shooting Blanks
<Zardoz> fucking wut
<Zardoz> BLANKS !!!
<Cenobite> you should see a doctor about that
<MiniWalks> lol
<Mike> LOL!
<Mike> snape

Quote #4338 (+5) [ 2008-06-21, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:45] * Wayne changes topic to 'New Agglette --> www.ocau.com/~agg/charlotte.jpg | Congratulations to Agg and Annette'
[21:50] <Folken> ack
[21:50] <Folken> agg is reproducing
[21:50] <Folken> how long until she is on irc?
[21:51] <@Agg> heh, never
[21:51] <S|4V3^work> eta on facebook page?
[21:51] <InTheFade> what's to say she isn't :D
[21:51] <V8R[zZz]> wtf, another agglette :o
[21:51] <Folken> Agg: we'll treat her well
[21:51] <Folken> no swearing etc ;-p
[21:51] <@Wayne> Agg, sit her on the keyboard and let her crawl.
[21:54] <@Wayne> Agg, it has to be if your kids are coming on.
[21:54] <@Agg> they aren't :)
[21:54] <@Wayne> If there is a will, there is a way (pun).
[21:54] <@Agg> William doesn't have time for such distractions, he's studying to become the first president of mars.

Quote #4360 (+5) [ 2008-08-09, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> ohhh yeah, i wonder if i should make some cardboard chaps
<Teddybear> You could be the brown paper kid
<Teddybear> and the sherrif could arrest you for rustling

Quote #173 (+4) [ 2002-12-16, 08:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav throws Decker into the lake for backing into him
* Decker runs away from the gay men
<Cav> youll be running forever fool :P
<Hibba> Decker: u cant run away from ur self

Quote #182 (+4) [ 2002-12-20, 12:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Groomy> lol
<Groomy> jackass :P
<Yaleman> bah
<Yaleman> fuck you too
<Groomy> nah, cav is here
<Groomy> dont wana upset him
<Yaleman> yeah, fuck him then
<Groomy> ewww no
<Groomy> hehe
<Cav> morning all
* Groomy runs away screaming "NOT AGAIN CAV, ONCE WAS ENUFF!!!"
<Groomy> i mean err... hey

Quote #2447 (+4) [ 2004-12-23, 12:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> wow
<Fod> some guy on the forums can eat 24" of subway
<Fod> that's quite an appetite
<Crudmuffin> yeah
<Fod> a 6" fills me right up
<Fod> and if you quote that out of context, i'll track you down and kill you

Quote #20 (+4) [ 2002-10-25, 07:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: You have achieved legend status as far as avatars go...
<WhiteyFord> Narcolepsy: no its my incredible penis size that has achieved me legend status. My avatars achieved me God-like status
<PooJou> haha
<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: I can only vouch for the first one of those...
<WhiteyFord> :)
<Narcolepsy> *second...

Quote #34 (+4) [ 2002-10-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> .com = community you n00b

Quote #53 (+4) [ 2002-11-06, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, what did I win?
<Agg> FreeFrag - you won a "kick in the nuts" voucher, redeemable at your nearest Agg outlet.
<Agg> (not exchangeable for cash)

Quote #87 (+4) [ 2002-11-18, 11:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Cut off his penis at birth and have it made into a pacifier for him.....
<z3[n]> Strange1: wtf?!
<Strange1> Damn thats twisted
<Strange1> I feel liek kicking myself

Quote #94 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #90 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc kicks glass of pine orange for being shit
<nEoLIthIc> I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE!
<nEoLIthIc> not some fucken pine juice or anything
<nEoLIthIc> THATS IT!
<Owen> You big tough man you, nEoLIthIc.
<nEoLIthIc> owen - thnx :P

Quote #104 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 06:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> why does spoof have to smell bad why cant it smell nice like a fragrence smell
<GooSE> Imagine you could choose your fragrance though.. like... Mystery for dicks, by Calvin Klein
<shift> "Obsession for wankers" by CK
<Jester> if it was a fragrance though i guess people would be spoofing everywhere all over the room if they were expecting visitors
<FreeFrag> "oh yeah hhmmmm that's the way" *ding dong* "oh shit"

Quote #108 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 11:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goofy[HSK]> that games too hard
<Firemoth> Which game?
<Erve> "the game of life"
<Firemoth> I came close to Level 3 :(

Quote #123 (+4) [ 2002-11-25, 04:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sniper1400> What's the most useless thing in sport?
<Daemon> sniper1400: clothing in the women's volleyball? :)
<sniper1400> more like clothing in any womens sport

Quote #128 (+4) [ 2002-11-27, 05:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> umm
<Skitzo> its kinda sick
<Skitzo> some chick shoving her fist up her ass
<Agg> dude, that's not her ass.. you need to get out more
<Agg> er rather, get in more

Quote #225 (+4) [ 2003-01-04, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> we have a gaping great big hole in the front of our house atm
<Crudmuffin> heh, how come?
<Crudmuffin> You're burying the bodies?

Quote #253 (+4) [ 2003-01-16, 05:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3[n] found out the reason why he feels like shit <z3[n]> my jocks were to tight

Quote #267 (+4) [ 2003-01-17, 11:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

Quote #290 (+4) [ 2003-01-30, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> stuipted black
<sabretooth> Dude... it's spelt "Stupid"
<sabretooth> Not stuipted
<Daemon> sabretooth: my mamma always says stuipted is as stuipted does :P

Quote #311 (+4) [ 2003-02-11, 10:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Dedge looks at the satellite on his roof
<Gibbon> dude, you're lucky it didn't flatten the place when it landed

Quote #366 (+4) [ 2003-03-02, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-217.spiderweb.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-126.spiderweb.com.au) has joined #anomaly
* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

Quote #367 (+4) [ 2003-03-02, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> OMG. I'm about to record ABBA off vinyl!!!!!

Quote #373 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.

Quote #387 (+4) [ 2003-03-09, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hiro-> Oh man, I was eating at the computer today, and a piece of my muesli bar fell on the fall. I figured ten second rule so I grabbed it, didn't bother looking at it to check, blew on it to get rid of anything on it, and put it in my mouth....it had like a forest of dog hairs on it.
<Hiro-> I gagged.

Quote #2700 (+4) [ 2005-04-21, 00:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> i hate having no job
<DarkNation> i hated having a job
<DarkNation> fkn every day after school for 4 hours
<the_squid> oh noes
<the_squid> woe is you
<the_squid> how did you manage having money
<DarkNation> so now ill be working teh weekends
<DarkNation> lol i loved having money
<Eminoir> boo fucking hoo
<DarkNation> i bought a fkn new computer in 3 months
<DarkNation> : P
* Eminoir hands squid a board with a nail in it and picks up a chain
<the_squid> not now em
<Eminoir> it's for him
<DarkNation> mwhaha
<Eminoir> asshat
<DarkNation> haha

Quote #482 (+4) [ 2003-04-20, 20:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> women suck
<VooDoo> only the good ones Junkz
<VooDoo> ok.. some of the bad ones too

Quote #526 (+4) [ 2003-05-05, 00:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hailmary> Its my Birthhhhdayyyyyy
<Maxwell> has your male stripper arrived yet?
<hailmary> yeh three mintues ago

Quote #567 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #575 (+4) [ 2003-05-18, 23:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> trolling for hardcore tamaotchi porn isnt easy

Quote #599 (+4) [ 2003-05-26, 20:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> lol n00b
<Jester> do you even know what warez is ?
<Sparda666> a game or something ??

Quote #800 (+4) [ 2003-07-18, 00:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> /msg nwatts yeah i know.. i told you.. hes great in bed ;)
<Skitzo> fuck

Quote #692 (+4) [ 2003-06-22, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> when my friend had a party, a few people threw up in his backyard. we were there a few months later, and you could see this chunky tufts of grass where the spew was
<Rik_> it had grown 3 times as long as the other grass

Quote #709 (+4) [ 2003-06-29, 19:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slidey> waa my mp3s are playing very sped up
<emp|crash0r> drugs are bad for you mkay?

Quote #795 (+4) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #833 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Ros`away): is back -( making dinner )- gone 29 min 32 s
* Ros`away is now known as RoSWeLL
<Spark_No2> wha? u bought pizza?
<RoSWeLL> no made myself some dinner i dislike scallops
<Spark_No2> ewww scallops remind me of licking a pussy after its been bushwalking and hasnt had a shower
<RoSWeLL> lol

Quote #834 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Craig> ye i wish, i'm buggered...
<Vood-Sick> who did that to ya
<Vood-Sick> buggered ya i mean.
<Vood-Sick> :D
<Craig> work did
<Vood-Sick> what.. all of em
<Vood-Sick> you must be sore :)
<Redline> lol
<Craig> i'm not getting it
<Vood-Sick> seem you already got it

Quote #842 (+4) [ 2003-08-02, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Joins: ColdFusion (azza@076.a.003.pth.iprimus.net.au)
* ColdFusion is away: CS
*** ColdFusion is now known as ColdFu[CS]
* ColdFu[CS] is away: CounterStrike @210.50.4.17:27015 (iPGN CS 1.5 Arson)
*** ColdFu[CS] is now known as ColdFu|CS
* ColdFu|CS is away: CounterStrike @203.24.101.84:27015 (EFTel West CS 1.5 #7)
*** ColdFu|CS was kicked by Darkness (Darkness is here: STFU@203.24.101.84:27015 (You)- (Kick : 213)

Quote #894 (+4) [ 2003-08-13, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoJoker> heheh shane warne just can't keep it in his pants
<MonoJoker> what a fuckwit
<FLoRa> Thats how I met him

Quote #912 (+4) [ 2003-08-15, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> and i'll just move the topic along to the legality of the improperly implemented public licence in this case
<Rage> for my butt's sake
<yaleman> aol closed it up
<Rage> yeah
<Erve> his butt?
<yaleman> GAY
<^catalyst> eww
<Rage> i want to know if anyone has made something similar... oh, yaleman you bad man :S

Quote #952 (+4) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #1034 (+4) [ 2003-09-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> ebay: Your best source for ripping off stupid people. liek omghi2u socheep!