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Quote #692 (+4) [ 2003-06-22, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> when my friend had a party, a few people threw up in his backyard. we were there a few months later, and you could see this chunky tufts of grass where the spew was
<Rik_> it had grown 3 times as long as the other grass

Quote #716 (+4) [ 2003-07-01, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> janelle: mayb he cums to early
<z3[n]> didnt even get the chance to undress u
<janelle> yeah i take my top off and he cums
<janelle> im like hello ive still got underlayers on..
<Bam> i dont blame him
<z3[n]> lol

Quote #754 (+4) [ 2003-07-09, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark_Razer> being a conjoined twin would suck pritty hard.
<Fodder> never get lonely.
<Fodder> and if you lose your carkeys, at least someone saw where you had them last

Quote #795 (+4) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #865 (+4) [ 2003-08-09, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> i piss in your tea
<FreeFrag> I shove the tea up your ass :p
<\Roscoe\> Kinky.
<\Roscoe\> Keep going.. I'm getting close.

Quote #884 (+4) [ 2003-08-12, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NozzUni> breaky?
<Erve> the most important meal of the day
<echelon> until lunchtime that is

Quote #885 (+4) [ 2003-08-12, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Genital warts on your face? I hate that...

Quote #888 (+4) [ 2003-08-12, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> saw a fatality today
<predder> a death?
<Erve> :/
<Lurks> predder: no a birth
<StormCyko> i've never seen a fatality
<Erve> no, I killed someone in mortal kombat
<Erve> of course a death

Quote #909 (+4) [ 2003-08-15, 14:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- Agg [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
-:- mode/#Overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Excession> WB
<Hybrid> good morrow Agg
-:- Agg- [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
<Agg-> grr
<Excession> Welcome back - again - Agg.
<echelon> Agg-: are you any relation to Agg?
<Barto_ACT> lol
<Agg-> i'm his evil twin. so watch out!
<echelon> lol

Quote #952 (+4) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #1024 (+4) [ 2003-09-10, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> We're whalers on the moon... we carry our harpoon... but there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tune
<echelon> But there comes a time, when all whalers must pine for an ocean oh-so-blue. So until that time, we'll drink our wine and just harpoon our poo.

Quote #1051 (+4) [ 2003-10-02, 09:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Daemon nudges yaleSleep from under the blanket
<Lurks|awy> Daemon waits for a little something to pop up
<Daemon> Lurks|awy: VERY little :P

Quote #1055 (+4) [ 2003-10-03, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: echetest (jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au)
<echelon> Smite him!
* wild[a] sets mode: +b echetest!*jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au
* echetest was kicked by wild[a] (And Trogdor smote the echetest, and all was laid to burnination!)

Quote #1066 (+4) [ 2003-10-04, 07:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik>http://hull.customer.netspace.net.au/forum/countfyourself.gif
<Shivver> ok
<Shivver> but i counted 4
<Shivver> fuckin vampire
<Rik> he doesn't count the 4th one that you counted
<Rik> he's a vampire, that's why... sharp teeth... ouch...

Quote #1068 (+4) [ 2003-10-04, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> fuck
<Matthew> im so behind :P
<Matthew> i feel noobie again
<Fod> again?

Quote #1099 (+4) [ 2003-10-10, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MasterOfW0 has quit IRC (Quit: Lol- http://www.tubgirl.com Disgusting warning, dont open when there are other people around. not reccommened for children)
<Hibba[a]> right.....
<Hibba[a]> freak
<live-evil> yeh man hes original ...
<live-evil> he posted tubgirl...
<Falkor[A]> lol
<Falkor[A]> how is that not pr0n? :
<Falkor[A]> :P
<INerTIal> if you think tubgirl is pron you have a sick and twisted little mind
<INerTIal> and can i have your phone number
<Falkor[A]> 1900 tubgirl
* INerTIal dials
<INerTIal> damn engagaed

Quote #1105 (+4) [ 2003-10-11, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> but the naked girl in my bed will still be there tomorrow, so I'll keep you posted.
<sabretooth> Agg: when does she regain consciousness?
<MonoFOLD> as soon as the rohypnol wears off
<Rage> <Lurks> Agg has a naked girl in bed and he is on IRC <-- Addict...
<Lurks> AGG IS A REALL GEEK

Quote #1107 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> http://dualxp.net/ocau/people/largo.jpg
<{pSYc0de}> exactly hehe
<Largo> thats a grainy ass picture isnt it?
<@sabretooth> That's your ass?
<clockit> my ass is grainy

Quote #1114 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> Caffeine and CRT rays = no sleep.
* INerTIal nods
<Erwino> Iroquois - crt r gay buy an lcd
<Iroquois> I frequently catch my monitor slipping out in the night for man-sex.
<INerTIal> lmao
<clockit> no way CRT's rock
<Erwino> lol
<Erwino> monitor man-sex lol
<chubba> lol
<MadHatter> you watch your monitor having "man-sex" ?
<clockit> i dont take caffeine but im awake at 2:30am, but i usaually wake up around 3pm
<Erwino> gives me an image of agg in my head :(
<MadHatter> LOL!
<clockit> lol
<clockit> bannage
<Agg> Erwino - seek help :)

Quote #1118 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 19:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<G-banger> im interested, how do u become a moderator on OCAU??
<tron|ZzZ> G-banger: Firstly, You must denie all cliams that you have illegal software. If asked
<FreeFrag> sabretooth, do you have any pirate software? (Prove tron wrong)
<sabretooth> (19:34:11) <FreeFrag> sabretooth, do you have any pirate software? (Prove tron wrong) <-- I have pirate software. Arr mateys.
<yaleman> FreeFrag: leave thetron's ass out of this, please!
<Gibbon> there should be some "Tron's Magic Arse" coffee mugs in the OCAU merchandise. I'd buy one.
<fr0st> Gibbon - why is it that you don't have a problem drinking from "Tron's magic arse"?
<yaleman> Gibbon: you want to drink from thetron's magic ass?

Quote #1121 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* jayci blows the whisle
* Matthew acts as a whislte
(Matthew): :D
(Matthew): fuck speeling
(jayci): eeww Matthew
(Matthew): lol
(Matthew): owned. :D

Quote #1129 (+4) [ 2003-10-14, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> great sab! now the entire of ocau can see my sexy cellulite folds!
<biatch> jesus!
<echelon> biatch is folding for ocau!
<Tapek> lol
<echelon> :P
<sabz> haha
<yale_work> rofl
<Iroquois> hehe :D
<biatch> dead sexeh.

Quote #1142 (+4) [ 2003-10-15, 07:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my plan becomes more viable...
<knowsfords> Rage: no matter how much you dream, an army of automatic ice cream scoops isn't going to give you world wide supremecy
<Rage> bugger
<Rage> guess i'll just have to continue scooping them manually

Quote #1156 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 19:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> this is the best confession EVER
<WhiteyFord> http://grouphug.us/confessions/060751961
<Rik> hahahah
<Rik> nasty
<knowsfords> bahaha
<knowsfords> it wasnt dog crap
<knowsfords> it was the shit for his brains seeping out
<wild> lmao

Quote #1157 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> [22:01] * Agg (agg@203.173.27.67) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <----oh noes Agg got assinated by peer
<FreeFrag> he got hit by a deer?
<Redback> that should be aggs quit message
<Redback> Connection reset by deer
<afta|shwr> ahhhaah
<mazzanet> lol

Quote #1214 (+4) [ 2003-10-24, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[aftahours] hmm is it bad when you reach down and pick up a pair of cocks to clean your monitor

Quote #1245 (+4) [ 2003-10-29, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NaLaR> the day you can jack off to a world leader is the day i join politics
<NaLaR> by that i mean a straight man
<xanex> you want to jack off to a straight man?

Quote #1255 (+4) [ 2003-10-31, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* predder (theserverl@211.27.136.135) has joined #overclockers
<Silentsni> naked oil wrestling
<Silentsni> I mean, hello
<predder> how can you see my browser!

Quote #1283 (+4) [ 2003-11-06, 14:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wiz> couldnt be anymore fucked off with Telstra if they had fucked me off with a specially modified, overclocked and supercharged fucking-off machine

Quote #1288 (+4) [ 2003-11-08, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> met her back in yr8 in violin lesson
<Rage> then didnt talk to her until i started working at the same place as her
<Chemix> so you watched her develop since yr8
<Rage> no Chemix, i completely ignored her until now
<Chemix> hahahaha
<Chemix> gg
<Disco_Stu> she only just grew tits?
<Rage> actually her ti... HEY!

Quote #1319 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> It's your fault you won't re-enact them with me, sab :(
<eDust|beer> what's this channel turned into
<biatch> I'm forced to live out my sick fantasies on the internet, with strangers :(

Quote #1321 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch> i have 1x 2.6Ghz Celeron, 1x 1.6Ghz AMD AP, 1x AMD 2Ghz XP. Now
<mpot> good for you
<Hyrax> <Mitch> <---- My hero
<mpot> no, he can't be.....he's MY hero
* lathiat chops mitch in half
* mpot goes off to sulk, cos he doesn't want to share his hero....
* lathiat gives half to mpot
* lathiat gives half to Hyrax
<Mitch> please.... not that half

Quote #1326 (+4) [ 2003-11-14, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> how sad am i.. i had to install an old email package to dig up an email to find out my sister's phone number so i could ring her.. to ask a question on behalf of one of my online mates.. bah, kill me now

Quote #1331 (+4) [ 2003-11-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Chamelion] Oh for fuck sakes. I'm SICK of this rugs a million dickface claiming they are closing down for good every fricking week.

Quote #1345 (+4) [ 2003-11-16, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> that was the funniest bus trip ever
<WhiteyFord> oh Rik.. i guess you got home okay on sat night?
<Rik> no
<Rik> I got raped
<Rik> and dumped in bushland
<CrashDummy> :(
<CrashDummy> rik were you joking before ?
* Rik looks around
<Rik> he touched me in my spethl place
<Rik> that's not cool

Quote #1346 (+4) [ 2003-11-16, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> anyone got a legendary rack to top off the combo?
<biatch> Yeah, I'm here

Quote #1424 (+4) [ 2003-12-07, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Oasis> you guys know any unlimted ISDN plans?
<Krazy_Ivan> yeah
<Oasis> oh?
<Krazy_Ivan> www.unlimitedisdnplans.com
<PalaNIN> i've been there
<PalaNIN> great stuff
<Oasis> ah k cool thanks
<PalaNIN> :/
<Krazy_Ivan> lol :/
<Oasis> that site dun work
<Oasis> got a new link?
<PalaNIN> server might be down
<Krazy_Ivan> yeah must be damn

Quote #1411 (+4) [ 2003-12-03, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg wrestles with his digicam, trying to get it to take photos of a shiny, self-illuminating object in a dark room
<fen> agg, please stop taking photos of your willy in a luminous condom :P
<TheWedgie> LOL Agg. glow in the dark vibrator?
<FreeFrag> Agg, we dont want photos of your 4 seasons glow in the dark condom

Quote #1423 (+4) [ 2003-12-07, 13:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Junkz0r] why do the call the main control room of a shit the 'bridge' and why is the nav/steering console the 'helm' ??
[Malbert] i call the control room of a shit my asshole

Quote #1432 (+4) [ 2003-12-10, 21:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my laptop's wired network card died
<Rage> mine is 50% dead
<Rage> it recieves, but can't send packets
<FreeFrag> Quite the opposite of a woman...talks, never listens.

Quote #1459 (+4) [ 2003-12-27, 15:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> GAH, i just sat on a piece of coral :(

Quote #1461 (+4) [ 2003-12-28, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Agg-: oh and i need a cronjob
<FreeFrag> dont be rude :o
<Agg-> jeez, you could at least buy me dinner first

Quote #1469 (+4) [ 2003-12-31, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Hmm, I think I'll send a postcard to my new sponser child. :D
<Agg-> postcard of what?
<Agg-> send him a picture of a big juicy steak.
<Agg-> man, i'm so going to hell.
<Gibbon> Half Eaten

Quote #1473 (+4) [ 2004-01-04, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> sabretooth is a trained quake whore
<Erve> -quake
<aftahours> rofl Erve
<Erve> j/k j/k j/k * eleventybillion

Quote #1479 (+4) [ 2004-01-06, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> dear god..... Microsoft Windows XP used upnp to plot with my other home appliances and white goods and they are comming to kill me
<i386> Ive baracaded myself in my room, with serveral cans of tuna
<i386> THE TOAST, IT BURNS!

Quote #1508 (+4) [ 2004-01-11, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I wonder how much it'd cost to get a pair of jeans legs shortened
<brembo`> less than it'd cost to get leg extensions

Quote #1510 (+4) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #1537 (+4) [ 2004-01-20, 08:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> note to all iineters: big outage for vic users tomorrow from 0:00 to 5:00
<Grog> mazzanet you'll need to que all that gay porn then.

Quote #1534 (+4) [ 2004-01-18, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> sciby's a master at playing with himself
<Agg> errm, sabretooth.
<sabretooth> Yeah... back in your box

Quote #1545 (+4) [ 2004-01-21, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Whos up for some MTA?
<knowsfords> nah not atm
<knowsfords> I only play with chumps...
<Fod> same here knowsfords
<Fod> so i'll play freefrag :)