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<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

<neolithic> gah
<neolithic> i got pwnzed on this big ass rock jump into water
<neolithic> like 3-4m high
<neolithic> probably higher
<neolithic> distance was good, but i landed sorta on my back :(
<Cycle> Wtf are you talking about??
<neolithic> if im not lagging, you shoulda understood all of that message.....
<Cycle> A game?
<neolithic> real life lol
<agog> mmm... real life
<Cycle> K.
<neolithic> its the newest thing
<neolithic> :P
<Cycle> Is it like half-life?
* neolithic rolls eyes slightly
<Cycle> ??
<Fragwizard> Cycle: lol. :P
<neolithic> anyway, the result of this jump means that my upper back is killing me
<Cycle> Ohhhh you mean REAL life i thought you were talking about some sort of half-life addon or somthing...
<neolithic> HAHA
<neolithic> someone catches on fast :)
<Cycle> :þ
<Alyra> you know you're a geek when...
<Cycle> Stfu :P

<Bridgestone> does mirc give you easter eggs
<Bridgestone> wtf
<Bridgestone> advanced technology to the max
<figjam> no, it's got a hidden flight simulator in it dude
<figjam> hold alt and type FXFIGHTER and it starts the flight-sim
<Bridgestone> "Are you sure you wanna quit mIRC"
<Bridgestone> didn't work fig
<Bridgestone> you sure thats right?
<figjam> oh, oops
<figjam> FXFYGHTER
<Bridgestone> but it dun work figjam
<Bridgestone> figjam i wanna play it ffs
<Bridgestone> i just get "are you sure you wanna quit mIRC blah blah:
<figjam> your not typing the whole thing
<figjam> you've gotta finish it, hold alt and type FXFYGHTER
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<figjam> and not just push alt, hold it the whole time
<Bridgestone> oh ok ta
<Bridgestone> ok
<Bridgestone> now im trying the flight sim
* Bridgestone has quit IRC (Quit: #NSPlayer - nsplayer.org.au • #ComCen - austgaming.com )
<FiremanSam> a devious nsplayer page
<figjam> ROFL
<figjam> PWNED
<Felix> LMAO!!
<Felix> HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

<BoobooKittiFukk> a pom in one of the tour groups we took in paris
<BoobooKittiFukk> asked me if a taz devil really spun around like that

<dspringau> so darn quiet for a saturday... somebody must be handing out lives

<neolithic> ooooooooh
<neolithic> BANG
* fr0st calls terrorist hotline
<aftahours> lol

<knowfords> anyone know of one of those puzzle sites that "workout" your brain
<@Frag|Shwr> www.microsoft.com
<@Frag|Shwr> Navigate through it.

<FLoRa> bundy
<FLoRa> smells
<FLoRa> like
<FLoRa> poo
<FLoRa> !
<bundy> i did about 5 minutes ago when i farted
<Joel`28k> rofl

<sagit> it is currently precipitating heavily here
<hazza-> ?
<timace> its raining, fag

<kermie> vi, that like a latin language?

<G-banger> im interested, how do u become a moderator on OCAU??
<tron|ZzZ> G-banger: Firstly, You must denie all cliams that you have illegal software. If asked
<FreeFrag> sabretooth, do you have any pirate software? (Prove tron wrong)
<sabretooth> (19:34:11) <FreeFrag> sabretooth, do you have any pirate software? (Prove tron wrong) <-- I have pirate software. Arr mateys.
<yaleman> FreeFrag: leave thetron's ass out of this, please!
<Gibbon> there should be some "Tron's Magic Arse" coffee mugs in the OCAU merchandise. I'd buy one.
<fr0st> Gibbon - why is it that you don't have a problem drinking from "Tron's magic arse"?
<yaleman> Gibbon: you want to drink from thetron's magic ass?

<SUPAMODEL> sure no-one wants to do my exam this arvo
<SUPAMODEL> yer more than welcome to :)
<echelon> ummmm....... nup.
<Saga> yeah, look, not to be rude, but i'll pass on that kind offer too...
<SUPAMODEL> bastards.
<echelon> anytime mate.
<SUPAMODEL> I could pay you in pr0n
<echelon> pr0n is no fun anymore. I'm over it
<echelon> but I'll take cash
<Saga> and bank cheques...
<SUPAMODEL> nah, I only have pr0n
<SUPAMODEL> sorry
<SUPAMODEL> highest quality pr0n tho
<echelon> Fair enough, we can get cash for it down at the local high school

<Strange1> so does anyone know how to open a .bun file?
<gords> with a knife utility?
<Strange1> ...
<gords> :P

<Jaymz> They need to make a Windows Unprofessional Edition that sends pornography and racist/sexist/offensive jokes to random contacts from your address book.

* Cav throws Decker into the lake for backing into him
* Decker runs away from the gay men
<Cav> youll be running forever fool :P
<Hibba> Decker: u cant run away from ur self

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

<yyk> i'm hungry but i don't want to eat
<Agg> me too
<Agg> but in an hour or so i will go to bowral and get subway
<Agg> under the pretense of testing the new headunit in the van
<yyk> wanna swing by here and get me off?
<yyk> one
<yyk> ONE
<Agg> get you off??
<yyk> ><
<Agg> dude, Dr Freud would have a field day with you
<Agg> (but I don't know if he'd get you off)

<Akumas> Agg, aren't you the almighty owner of OCAU?
<Agg> coroner - because they are profoundly uncomfortable for long distances :)
<Hunter> agg would that be like riding a mountain bike for a couple of days
<Agg> Akumas - no, that's a guy called thetron.. i just work here
* Banzai is now known as Banzai[CS]
<Akumas> Oh, sorry.. 'work' are you employed by ocau?
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<coroner> hopefully they have improved i plan to ride to phillip island in 2 yrs
<Moose> What bike is comfortable for long distances?
<Hunter> a trike
<Agg> kinda. it's part of my parole agreement. counts as community service.
<Akumas> I see I see..
* definate has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Akumas> Hope I'm not being too nosey

<Crudmuffin> should make for interesting viewing :)
<Crudmuffin> They should have 'neighbours' and 'neighbours up late'
<Crudmuffin> the quick kiss for prime-time
<Crudmuffin> then the make out and double-penetration lesbian sex for 9pm
<Crudmuffin> I can't believe I just said that
<brembo`> ahaha
<Rage> :O

<Fod> well, what's more important, your education or your computer?
<Fod> (if you say education, i'll have option but to kick you)
<Fod> *no option
<Fod> jeez my english is shit today, i guess that's what you get for putting your computer ahead of your education :)

<macca> the only thing that will get in the way of this lan is my sister
<fod> is she hot?
<macca> no, she is a pain in the ass...
<fod> idb?

<mazzanet> Sciby!
<@Sciby> What?
<mazzanet> hi
<@Sciby> STFU.
<mazzanet> ok

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<Alyra> rice sends horses nuts at times, yay
<outonan|pc> so rice is bad for horses?
<Alyra> rice isnt bad for them
<Alyra> it can just make them really hyper.
<Alyra> Like if you have red cordial :P
<Agg> wait a second.. you're saying rice DOES add horse power?

* DJ_[LAN] counts...
<DJ_[LAN]> 1
<DJ_[LAN]> 2
<DJ_[LAN]> wicked all my eyebrows
<@NozzLAN> fantastical

<Willay> Don't tell the rest of the channel... but I kinda masturbate thinking about Dopefish with a bottle up my arse

<Rainwulf_> my amd X2 machine is weird. its getting faster i swear, or im getting slower
<Rainwulf_> probably the caffiene leeching out of my system

[ bkuebler]: wait.
[ bkuebler]: allow me to check my facts.
[ bkuebler]: I am an idiot...
[ rjbs]: You needed to *check* that?

* Agg wrestles with his digicam, trying to get it to take photos of a shiny, self-illuminating object in a dark room
<fen> agg, please stop taking photos of your willy in a luminous condom :P
<TheWedgie> LOL Agg. glow in the dark vibrator?
<FreeFrag> Agg, we dont want photos of your 4 seasons glow in the dark condom

<Sponge> he coloured his dick in with a black texta then tried to wash it off
<Sponge> now its all purple
<hr|Assig> ROFL
<Sponge> purple intruder we call him now
<hr|Assig> ROFLMAO

<Lurks> K|dDO: come down to melbourne, they have been seen roaming the streets down here
<dspringau> Lurks: tasmanians aren't wild life

<NaLaR> the day you can jack off to a world leader is the day i join politics
<NaLaR> by that i mean a straight man
<xanex> you want to jack off to a straight man?

<Erve> !google miserable failure
<D_Web> Result: Biography of President George W. Bush - [ http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html ]

<Junkz> women suck
<VooDoo> only the good ones Junkz
<VooDoo> ok.. some of the bad ones too

<Chronic> Sms from mum
<Chronic> "Close ur fucking curtains, I can see you smoking weed"
<@Fragwizard> ROFL
<@Fragwizard> busted :P
<Chronic> just replying back "where are you?"
<Chronic> Oooh that rights
<Chronic> She's at my neighbours, I see her now

<biatch> great sab! now the entire of ocau can see my sexy cellulite folds!
<biatch> jesus!
<echelon> biatch is folding for ocau!
<Tapek> lol
<echelon> :P
<sabz> haha
<yale_work> rofl
<Iroquois> hehe :D
<biatch> dead sexeh.

<Wayne> I just got a parcel
<Ghoaty> is it sultanas?
<Gamma> bomb?
<Syxx`> white powder
<Wayne> It is a Dell battery, so the prize goes to Gamma

<zuus> you can tell the difference between samples made on a mac and a pc?
<zuus> dude, i have the wrong earphones
<Enfilade> Yeah, mac samples are funkier with more contemporary styling

* Na_Hortz is currently playing: (Orgy - Where's Gerrold) ¤ Length: (4:11) ¤ BitRate: (160Kbps) ¤ Sample Rate: (48Khz)
<Na_Hortz> I just looked for orgy vid clips on kazaa...bad idea :/

<yyk> wow STFU doesn't stand for stuff you, as i thought but rather shut the fuck up... i never knew that[09:50]
<sabz> Heh
<Borg-Sick> LOL
<Borg-Sick> n00b

<golgy> i wonder if i stick my toe into my 120mm fan, it'll cut my toenails for me
<Daemon> the answer is yes
<golgy> ow
<golgy> no, the answer is no

<AMD64> okay........
<AMD64> lets get this show on the road people
<outonanisl> AMD64 you sound like my mother, next are you going to say "shit a brick" and "lets make like a tree and leave" ?
<AMD64> shit a brick
<AMD64> lets make like a tree and leave
<outonanisl> starwars episode 4 - the lameness continues
<AMD64> starring outonanisl
<outonanisl> and his trusty dropkick, AMD64

<Rik> ï åM ®êåL¥ Gå¥
<Rik> ï T¥Pê LïKê å PððF
<Rik> PLêå§ê Fü©K Mê ïñ M¥ 宧ê
<Rik> ¬_¬

<thetron> Honda is to "isn't it nice of things that just work" , As to Jensen button "My cars on fire"
<TheWedgie> thetron, you are to english what Ivan Milat was to backpacking.

<Excession> Well....the anal one looks semi-realistic. I think.
<Agg> gah!
* Excession/#Overclockers changes the topic
<yale_work> quiet!
<Excession> So, who heard about the US power outage?
<Agg> soo.. how about that sporting team, eh?
<yale_work> so, how's that local sporting team?
<Agg> quite a lot of weather we've been having lately.
<echelon> so, how 'bout them dolphins?

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

<NozzUni> breaky?
<Erve> the most important meal of the day
<echelon> until lunchtime that is

<WMinstrel> God, my sister has her friends over.
<WMinstrel> Jesus, they're so fucking noisy.
<Bundy> gun?
<WMinstrel> Ran outta ammo.
<blur> duct tape.
<WMinstrel> And duct tape.
<predder> condoms..
<WMinstrel> ...
<blur> ..

[Chamelion] Oh for fuck sakes. I'm SICK of this rugs a million dickface claiming they are closing down for good every fricking week.

(modafroman) anyone got a spare blue ccfl they wanna give me?
(Ultimata) modafroman, rice from Woolies is cheaper.