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<BenZor> thetron- did a moron talk? yes you. SHUT UP fuckwit.
<thetron> :P
<Erve> it's funny, cause it's ironic

<SgtMjrTank> 41 semi talking people are a lot more fun than 9 non talking people
<wayne> 43?
<Daemo> its 42 isnt it? :P
<Daemo> z isnt actualy a person
<wayne> he is to me
<Z> wayne: <3
<wayne> I love you too Z

<Crusher> london was boring
<rerun> but you said it was a blast
<greazy> different type of blast
<rerun> o

<@Agg> THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TA3K WUT U WRAIT IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TAH MAN3R A 12-YAR-OLD AOLAR WUD WREIT IT1!1111111!!1!1!!11 LOL WTF LOL TYP3 IN WUT U WANT TRANSLA3TD AND THAN CLIK DA BU2N
<@Agg> 11!!1!!!1! OMG WTF OMG WTF
<FenrisOlf> 128 bit encryption my ass, this is the shit.

<WhiteyFord> yeah so do you need any parts from my EA before I sell it?
<Walkinshaw> such as?
<WhiteyFord> i dunno, i just thought you might say "omg, i need this ONE part" or something
<kicker-kid> who would want parts off a ford
<supa-roo> exactly if it was some jap car, course theyd want parts cause they always break
<kicker-kid> righhhhttt
<kicker-kid> still doesnt cure the fact that fords are ghey
<WhiteyFord> sure
<kicker-kid> they are
<WhiteyFord> so um, you going to go play with your toys now or what?
<kicker-kid> a toy that will kane your ford
<supa-roo> hahaha
<supa-roo> come one fire up boy
<supa-roo> un educated arguments are cool
<kicker-kid> ok
<WhiteyFord> hmm.. kane eh? whats that.. like the bastard child of english?
<kicker-kid> fuckup idiot
<WhiteyFord> nice
<WhiteyFord> so moving along now
<kicker-kid> u know what i meant
<kicker-kid> oh and if da real kicker kid comes on dont tell him i was on here ok
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<WhiteyFord> sure thing pal
<supa-roo> specialy when its a regesterd nick

* Rudeboi would like to announce, contrary to smokeyou.org implies, that he is NOT GAY
<FreeFrag> Rudeboi, not what you said last night baby

(Tensop): dear lord, please let me get adsl, if you shall grant me this request i shall kill 100 people in your name
(Tensop): amen

<tron|ZzZ> How do you get rid of a L5 bridge mod?
<tron|ZzZ> lightly scraching it off?
<Hunter> use c4
<Hunter> often used to destroy bridges.

<knowsfords> noone is gunna play mta?
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<TheWedgie> LOL
<TheWedgie> i'd take that as a no.
<Fod> heh

[sixteen] Does AGG ever come in here :/
[Wizzzzzzzz] only on days ending in Y
[sixteen] wtf
[sixteen] that's everyday

<Srebmol> you know how many g's it takes to kill a HDD that is turned off?
<Srebmol> in fact, you know how many it takes to kill a HDD that's on?
<Redback_> i know
<Srebmol> it's fkn heaps
<Redback_> i reserve the right to paranoia
<Srebmol> I know the swinburne method of killing them tho
<Srebmol> guaranteed to fuck any hdd
<pace> put linux on it?
<Srebmol> rofl
<wild> lmao

<Interloper> Type 'hardcore sex' into google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
<vecki> Is that like the 'weapons of mass destruction one'?
<Interloper> Yes

(@DDsD|tea): I used to think i was cool.. then this song unearthed itself through winamp random play..
* DDsD|tea is currently listening to: (Various - Peter Andre / funky junky) ¤ Length: (3:34) ¤ BitRate: (192Kbps) ¤ Sample Rate: (44Khz)

<Warhamster> sigh, one of these days I'm going to go into Bern's TDS and go "Hi Bern, I'm Warhamster", and he's going to pull out a baseball bat and beat the living shit out of me
<Agg> be sure to film it

<Rufus> rego due soon though :(
<nko> mines till feb! D:
<Rufus> D:?
<Rufus> D:\
<Rufus> D:\>
<Rufus> D:\> format c: /u /q /autotest
<Rufus> yay!
* nko mind boggles

<Cathar> what is a bride?
<Cathar> 'tis a woman who has just been married
<Cathar> this is why women smile when they're walking down the aisle
<Cathar> they know that they've given their last blowjob

<i386> dear god..... Microsoft Windows XP used upnp to plot with my other home appliances and white goods and they are comming to kill me
<i386> Ive baracaded myself in my room, with serveral cans of tuna
<i386> THE TOAST, IT BURNS!

<Jed> so a major embarrassment inviting people back to yours after the venue closes not remembering you keep your porn in the same folder as your music
<Jed> and having one of the girls say "wow you've got a lot of porn .... do you like fat chicks or something"

<eroda> WA road laws are so slack
<eroda> i got let off for doing 32 over the limit
<eroda> for saying i was trying to use the moving air to dry off my car

<BenZ|MB> Guess what ovretook me on the princes highway.
<Gavatron> a car
<LemMinG> your ego?
<Hibba> haha
<V8R[ws]> your arse end?
<Shaun> I'll take idiocy for $200.

<dave> the bar kicked me out. now i'm outside on a bench with a new hotspot i found.

<Rage> i remember when i got busted stealing a game from the school
<Rage> "Maths Circus"
<Rage> i copied it onto a floppy at lunchtime
<Rage> then my parents made me write a letter of apology :(
<Rage> my first piracy bust, lol

<z3[n]> janelle: mayb he cums to early
<z3[n]> didnt even get the chance to undress u
<janelle> yeah i take my top off and he cums
<janelle> im like hello ive still got underlayers on..
<Bam> i dont blame him
<z3[n]> lol

<mpot> hmm.... ":q" doesn't work when trying to exit an ssh prompt ;-)
<Radix> funny that.. neither does ZZ :)

<Carrots> feel like a dog shat in my head :-(
<jase> better than a camel shitting in your mouth
<Carrots> ew

<Falkor> imagine all the chicks getting screwed by american sailors now.
<eDust> every time a US ship comes into sydney i see girls practically throw themselves at them
<D_Web> there are plenty of women on that ship
<knowsfords> D_Web: they're probably out getting pussy too

<Agg> gah, wtf .. eating rice crackers.. the green ones are "surprise, wasabi grenade" flavour.. bleh

[ @aftahours ] hmm i just sneezed 9 times in a row
[ @aftahours ] thats 11
[ shift ] once more and your nose will fall off
[ @aftahours ] OH NOSE!
[ @aftahours ] lol

<Rage> damnit. just realised mum's gonna wake me up at 8am again
<Rage> :(
<MadHatter> ohh, poor you
<Eazy> wake her first.
<MadHatter> 8am... wow!
<Rage> lol
<Rage> the thing is: i'm on holidays
<MadHatter> what ever will you do :/
<Rage> damnit
<Agg> keep a mouthful of pea soup ready, and spit it at her, screaming profanities while your head spins completely around.
<Eazy> lol
<Rage> heh
<Agg> she'll never wake you up again.
<MadHatter> lol
<biatch> haha

<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> eww
<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> fuckin brother
<Legoman> hahaha
<Peeka> took a picture of his cock lastnight and i just found it in my phone

<biatch> Still there, SPY?
<SPY> now it wont go back in my advance settings
<biatch> Yeah.... I know... You left a password off your router, and I added a default route on your router to point to an IP on your network that doesn't exist.
<biatch> ANd now you're not responding to ping.
>>>> SPY (SDFE@ppp231-35.lns3.syd7.internode.on.net) has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
* biatch waves

<Darmok> years ago, I had an old pc lock up on me..
<Darmok> a 386 or something
<Darmok> I was about to hit ctrl-alt-del
<Darmok> when at the dos prompt.. letters started appearing
<Darmok> h
<Darmok> e
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> o
* Darkness sets mode: +b *!*@c16705.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
* Darmok was kicked by Darkness (Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform! - (Temp Ban/Ignored for 1 Hour :: Kick 195)
<Foos> ahaha
<Lombers> heh
<Rage> heh
<MadHatter> lol
<Foos> he will be impressed.
<Darkness> Oh, was he explaining something?

<@chrisltft> my undies are back!!!!!!!!!!!
<@chrisltft> they were in a bag outside
<@chrisltft> near the noticeboard
<@chrisltft> with a note pinned to them
<@chrisltft> "accidentally taken from laundry, sorry"
<@chrisltft> yes!!!!!!!!

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

(Quilb): whats it called when you tape a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): um.. taping a show to watch it later?
(Quilb): no. time something or rahter
(Quilb): rather*
(Falkor[A]): um..
(Falkor[A]): recording a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): wait.. wait.. i know this one.. i know it..
(Falkor[A]): oh! time recording a show to watch it later!

<Narcolepsy> <Darkness> I'm "fucking" with you.
<Narcolepsy> <Cav> bannanas dont help that :(
* Cav raises an eyebrow
* Darkness quickly hides the box of bananas.
<Darkness> what..?

<Rik_> when my friend had a party, a few people threw up in his backyard. we were there a few months later, and you could see this chunky tufts of grass where the spew was
<Rik_> it had grown 3 times as long as the other grass

<D_Web> I probably shouldn't half defrost some chick and then put it back in the freezer
<Fod|Work> indeed
<Fod|Work> either bury her or leave her frozen

<FreeFrag> I may want 10,000 kids, and if I can afford to have them why cant I?
<Falkor> hehe thats a good way to stay single
<Falkor> "I want 10,000 kids..."
<Falkor> *door slam*

<eNeb`Destero> what is his real name?
<Daemo> whats it matter? just use his online name
<Daemo> 90% of people call me Daemo in real life too
<eNeb`Destero> ok i got his ip dont worry
<Daemo> you gonna call him by his IP address?
<Daemo> hey, 61.9.128.13, get your ass over here now!

<outy> the only reason i dont sniff glue is im scared ill wake up naked with my hand glued to my dick screaming obscenities at passers by at the trainstation
<outy> which isnt as easy to explain to family as you would expect

<Agg> <Arsonist> anyone know if there is another name for a sperm bank? :P i want money <-- Jerkin' Joint? Cum'n'Cash? Spoot'n'Spend?
<Jessica> I like cum'n'cash the best.
<Agg> must.. not.. topic
<Jessica> Definitely topic
<Iceickle> do it!
<Hibb[a]> do it
<Jessica> Actually
<Jessica> Don't
--- Agg has changed the topic to: <Jessica> I like cum

<Rainwulf> no, dell are a bunch of faggots
<Rainwulf> how redundant was that.
<Rainwulf> hows this.. bunch of sticks to the power of two
<Rainwulf> because a bundle of sticks is a faggot.
<Rainwulf> so a bunch of faggots is a bunch of a bunch of sticks. bunch squared sticks. what the fuck am i on.

<Fod> why is it that 'ZzZ' corresponds with sleep?
<Fod> when was the last time you heard someone snoring and it actually sounded like zZzZz
<Fod> it's more ... nGnGnGnGnGhhhhhhhhhhh

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

<Turophile> All OCAU girls are from QLD or VIC.
<Talleh> You mean all the sluts?
<predder> where's Jessleep
<predder> WAKE UP!
<Jessleep> Here
<Stygian> lol
<Jessleep> what
<Turophile> LOL
<Jessleep> Oh.
<SgtMjrTank> lol
<predder> she called you a slut dammit fight or something
<Jessleep> All the sluts, right.
<Jessleep> predder: cant fight the truth, baby.
<predder> damn, I was hoping for more zing.

kthnx: i can't stand the whole chimps family to be honest, the monkeys aren't the worst of it
kthnx: those stupid baboons with the weird faces give me the creeps
J_Blaze: baboons aren't chimps
J_Blaze: chimps, gorillas, humans, orangutangs
J_Blaze: are all hominids
J_Blaze: greater apes
J_Blaze: baboons are not
kthnx: oh wow
kthnx: what family do baboons end up in?
J_Blaze: yours

<@Agg> man, if my wife's breasts emitted hamburgers, i'd never leave the house

<eDust> is it talk like a pirate day again?
<CaptWedgie> aye that be correct eDust
<knowsfords> really? man it seems like only a year ago it was talk like a pirate day
<CaptWedgie> and i figured meh, may as well run with it. lol
* CaptWedgie slices knowsfords with his cutlass
<eDust> well then, i'm going ashore to raid the supermarket. back before midnight
<CaptWedgie> hahaha
<knowsfords> yarr I be bleedin' all over me pirate pants
* eDust is now known as eDust_away
* CaptWedgie tosses knowsfords off the UGBow to feed the sharks
* knowsfords uses his hook to sew up the wound with some catgut
<knowsfords> yarr! they don't want to eat a peice of manly leather like myself...
* knowsfords rides the sharks
* knowsfords makes out with his shark wenches
<knowsfords> avast tis a pirates life.
<CaptWedgie> hahaha

* ace234 wants 1TB of space for the wank factor
* kizzap wants the wank
<kizzap> factor too