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<FreeFrag> Why so quiet?
<FreeFrag> Could it finally have happened? +b *!*.n00b?

<Falkor> Sticks, you suck.
<Sticks> yes
<Sticks> I do
<Sticks> but only if they're female, and pretty
<Sticks> and human
<Sticks> and over the age of consent
<Sticks> single is always nice too
<Wolfy> i see you're as fussy as Sciby in that regard Sticks
<FreeFrag> Probably why he's single ;)
<Falkor> no, he's single cause he's an ugly fucker

<bobSNEE> dont you hate it when you accidently break your mobo while inserting ram :(
<Manaz> bob: You're not supposed to use a hammer!

<ColdFusion> would any of you believe me if i said i did 160 past a cop in an unmarked, they pulled me over and i got nothing?
<Lurks> ColdFusion: did you have to swallow?
<ColdFusion> i know it sounds REALLY bs
<ColdFusion> no
<Lurks> so you spat?
<ColdFusion> no
<yaleman> gargled :P
<Lurks> lol
<ColdFusion> ..

<Quadbox> I'm sorry to say she was possibly the least attractive 19 year old I've ever met :p
<biatch> According to outy she'd still be bonkable then, Quadbox

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<knowsfords> I guess its up to us wild to repopulate the earth

<@Junkz> 2 beers and im already feeling it... wtf
<@Sciby> That's because you have girl bits.

<Skitzo> Rove McManus is returning to his roots with a live solo stand up show.
<Skitzo> GIVE ME A GUN.

<Bern> Remote, How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass?
<Bern> Quite satisfying thank you very much

(Enfilade): <reannah> Isn't that what a big sister does?
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> But the affection...
(Enfilade): <reanna> A big sister can give you cuddles.
(Enfilade): <riannah> :D
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> What about tender kisses?
(Enfilade): <riannah> Yes, on your cheek.
(CapnChroni): Eww
(CapnChroni): I do... Not.... neeed..... That.... sort..... of..... affection..... from.... my...... sister!
(Groomy): lol
(LordPie): can dish it out but can't take it eh CapnChroni?
(Narc|ZzZz): What if I want that sort of affection from your sister CapnChroni???
(Narc|ZzZz): *boom, tsssh*
(tensop): then you would have to get in the line behind CapnChroni, Narc|ZzZz

<Wizardx8> Damn those transparent eyelids...
<Cav> i should mod my eyes
<Cav> and put a one way valve on my arse
<Wizardx8> Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P
<Cav> god damnit :)

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

(Largo) was it koreans that ate cats and dogs long time ago
(Largo) ?
(Cija) They still do.
(Largo) so thats why they like hello kitty so much

<Trenton> hey tim tim
<Eminoir> hello
<Trenton> i need ur assistance
<Trenton> aka. full help
<Trenton> i dont know how to setup thunderbird for gmail
<Eminoir> tried google?
<Trenton> how do i try google?

* DeckerX kicks his ghetto boxen
<DeckerX> fuken stop it
* DeckerX watches the thing get cyclic rendundancy errors left right and centre
<DeckerX> much more of this and it's the freezer for you
<Rudeboi> DeckerX: sounds like ur talking to a little kid
<DeckerX> Rudeboi: you have to treat it like one
<DeckerX> and I wish I was joking
<Rudeboi> treat it like a little kid - so can u return kids if they fuck up?
<DeckerX> nope, but you can stick them in the freezer

<Largo> you wouldnt stop pissing me off till i exploded onto you and that fag hemerage
<yale_code> lol FreeFrag, he exploded onto you - want a tissue?

<biatch> for some stupid stupid reason... i read "dremel" as "strap-on"

<Rudeboi> oh yes.. i just love being associated with someone who's pinned as being a poofter... *does a little dance of joy*
<Cav> your all just jealous that i aint a poofter and that you cant have my sexy body :)
<Rudeboi> after some grotty 900yo aliens have stuck their fingers up ur arse, methinks not...

<adi> a win xp gnome theme is the most downloaded per day
<adi> art.gnome.org
<adi> ROFL!! i just installed the winXP theme, and i selected it, and gnome crashed!! they managed to get the windows theme just perfect!!

<Splosh123> Radar: Your 21, fully grown man. Fuck your parents.
<Radar> My best mate has been there, but I'm hardly going in unprepared

<Banks> how much is it for a 30 dollar recharge?

(Radar) Oh man, I must have done some really bad shit in a past life to deserve this :/
(Largo) constipation ?

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

<Excession> Yale: I'm bored, throw me a boner here.
<Excession> Um...
<yale_work> ...
<Excession> Nevermind.

<Strange1> My brother used to give me Dutch ovens
<Strange1> I now hate the Dutch

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<Rik> it's help a newbie time...
* Fod helps freefrag

<Srebmol> you know how many g's it takes to kill a HDD that is turned off?
<Srebmol> in fact, you know how many it takes to kill a HDD that's on?
<Redback_> i know
<Srebmol> it's fkn heaps
<Redback_> i reserve the right to paranoia
<Srebmol> I know the swinburne method of killing them tho
<Srebmol> guaranteed to fuck any hdd
<pace> put linux on it?
<Srebmol> rofl
<wild> lmao

* ethanol slaps thetron around a bit with a large trout
<thetron> slap me on the but next time
* ethanol slaps thetron around a bit (on the but) with a large trout
<ethanol> what's a but, thetron?
<thetron> Your a n00b
<Lombers> its butt btw
<thetron> you sound like a alien thats just landed on the planet earth
<Lombers> thats not a very good insult thetron
<Lombers> try again
<Lombers> at least get a little personal :P
<thetron> Cont: An Alien whom never experience anal sex before
<thetron> "Earthing. Whats a butt?"

<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month
<kosh> so once a month we get a bug report
<kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours
<kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to reproduce"

<garbs> was in the shower
<garbs> spent a minute trying to wash the dirt off my arm
<garbs> only to realise its a tan

(@Agg) this spam reckons i can have "an erection that lasts all weekend" .. am i the only one who sees some serious problems with that?
(Squigy) awsome
(Reaver) no, weekend long erections own
(gords) i can imagine it'd be a bit of a problem. better not reply to that one, Agg
(@Agg) you do a handstand when you want to take a piss?
(Largo) or poke an eye out
(zebu) yeah its all good till you need to go to the store and buy some milk
(jimiw) Quadbox: it's not that bad, i saw it about a month ago
(Squigy) lol
(Squigy) it comes in handy as a towel rack

<Lits> sex is free if the other party is willing...
<Lits> or unconscious...
<Gamma> Lits the only price of sex is the price of a small bottle of cloroform

<noisypoppy> besides, I don't have an addictive personality
<noisypoppy> brb
<noisypoppy> cigarette

[ JoeyJoJo]: lol it said to me 'nudges are new'
[ NoFX-Eli]: I think it meant to say, Nudges are annoying

<thetron> well "your a homo"
<thetron> :D
<sabretooth> "you're" :)
<yale|php> well, "you can't spell"
<yale|php> yup
<thetron> You's go also false teeth
<yale|php> thetron: give up while you're way behind man

<Narcolepsy> I could, I suppose, go and drop off my crank.
<Lexi> er... crank?
<Narcolepsy> Crankshaft.
<Lexi> Sounds kinky? :)
<Narcolepsy> Getting it reground and balanced, and possibly other work done to it.
<Narcolepsy> And if they can press the gudgeon pins out of my pistons, they can balance and shot peen my conrods while they're at it.
<Lexi> Either you're talking about a car, or you're talking about some very interesting sexual fantasy. Which is it?
<Narcolepsy> Car. Engine rebuild. Go fast bits. No sex.
<shift> i thought it was both
<shift> the car was part of his sexual fantasy
<Narcolepsy> I DENY!
<Lexi> Is its semen black?
<Narcolepsy> Yes.
<Lexi> Ah, so it WAS a sexual fantasy :)
<Narcolepsy> And it leaks lots of it every day.

<Daemon> our notes servers are like uni students during o-week
<Agg> going down all the time?

kthnx: i can't stand the whole chimps family to be honest, the monkeys aren't the worst of it
kthnx: those stupid baboons with the weird faces give me the creeps
J_Blaze: baboons aren't chimps
J_Blaze: chimps, gorillas, humans, orangutangs
J_Blaze: are all hominids
J_Blaze: greater apes
J_Blaze: baboons are not
kthnx: oh wow
kthnx: what family do baboons end up in?
J_Blaze: yours

<Nozz> damnit, penisland.com is still down
<Nozz> how am I ever going to know whether its a site about pens or penises?

<Baker> I quite like ricers, gives me something to laugh at while I'm driving :)

<brembo`> GAH, i just sat on a piece of coral :(

<wayne> damn ubuntu resetting my DNA
<Shaun> wayne: Ubuntu does gene therapy now?
<wayne> heh, DNS

(BenZor`) going to have a nice big glass of black cok and go to bed

<Nza|ZzZ|> review some viagra
<Agg> too hard
<Agg> (boom tish)

<klif-e> Number of babies
<klif-e> Based on your response to question 3 (sex), you are not required to answer this question
<klif-e> ;)
<Norgs-> what?
<Norgs-> you had sex with babies?
<Norgs-> thats bad klif-e.
<xphile> lol
<Simboo> lol
<Simboo> fkn poms

<MoonSha> How the Fuck do you spell Unneccessary or whatever
<Agg> nunracerscary
<BenZ|iBook> Agg, I dub thee, thetron the second!
<Agg> w0t0!

<nwatts> http://www.fu-fme.com/ < that's the one.. i've written an IRC highlight vibration script for it
<Tap3k> lol
<nwatts> taking PC obession to new levels

(biatch): MadHatter - i'll refer you to gibbon for that answer :) So, Gibbon... was it hard? :)
(@Gibbon): at times

<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?