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<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?

<Dracarys Any> bets the courier comes whilst I'm... err... indisposed.
<barto-kun> "indisposed" <- jerking off to slash porn with steve jobs and bill gates in it?
* Disko is away: indisposed

<Rik_> now I have my gf's ebay login, I can impulse buy as much as I want :s

<jase> I have a red head weakness
<Carrots> the chubby girl with the fake red hair ?
<jase> thats the one
<Carrots> ew
<Carrots> rather fap
<Carrots> on her face
<jase> oi
<Carrots> LOL
<jase> she went off
<Carrots> passed expiry date ?

<enigma> flatmates and I are discussing religion, purgatory, atheism, monotheism etc. i _think_ there is a word to describe a place without anything else, i've heard it referred to as something like "a grey place where the gods can go get lost" or something. is there a word, when discussing religion, that describes such a place?
<Stalhein> Dubbo?
<brodsta> hahahahah

<carpet> Don't you love it when tomato sauce turns to chutney of its own accord...

<Rage> met her back in yr8 in violin lesson
<Rage> then didnt talk to her until i started working at the same place as her
<Chemix> so you watched her develop since yr8
<Rage> no Chemix, i completely ignored her until now
<Chemix> hahahaha
<Chemix> gg
<Disco_Stu> she only just grew tits?
<Rage> actually her ti... HEY!

<Excession> Well....the anal one looks semi-realistic. I think.
<Agg> gah!
* Excession/#Overclockers changes the topic
<yale_work> quiet!
<Excession> So, who heard about the US power outage?
<Agg> soo.. how about that sporting team, eh?
<yale_work> so, how's that local sporting team?
<Agg> quite a lot of weather we've been having lately.
<echelon> so, how 'bout them dolphins?

<Temjin> ffs, so many pm's to reply too...
<Kaos`> I dont have any pms :'(
<Falkor> i'd hope not, your male right?

<DrillSGT> THATS RIGHT ASH
<DrillSGT> I HAVE INVADED LIKE A US GENERAL IN NAZI GERMANY!
<TXtoucian> So you got kickbanned?
<DrillSGT> erm . you mean I kicked ass and fucked hot german bitches ;)
<Carl> WTF?
<Carl> Where "hot" == "filthy german bitches beating you with bratwurst"

<Jazarus> Results 1 - 10 of about 266,000 for 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. (0.09 seconds)
<Disko> Results 1 - 50 of about 17,400,000 for why are you spamming the channel?. (0.19 seconds)
<Danamania> Results 1 - 10 of about 65,200 for rubber tubing chicken goat porn. (0.10 seconds)

<rainwulf> i use my TV out on my ti500
<rainwulf> takes the jaggies out of lesbian pr0n

<FatMan> i prefer kicking one, gamma and moda, and thus being back in an 18+ environment
<One``> pfft, sif im not older than both of them.
<FatMan> we're talking the age you act, not the age you -are-
<One``> you can't act an age.
<FatMan> tell that to the porn industry.

<Yuuhi-kun> once my japanese class starts
<Yuuhi-kun> im gonna ask the finest girl in the class out
<The_uniKoRnio> lol
<Skylar> lol
<ltCd-> ......
<Yuuhi-kun> and get rejected
<Skylar> ull get rejected
<ltCd-> and ur gonna get rejected.

<@D_Web> it looks like telstra is being stupid again
<@D_Web> irc is working but that's about it
<@D_Web> I'll be disconnected in a sec
* D_Web has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* D_Web has joined #ugbox
<@D_Web> power cycled the modem
<@D_Web> should be ok for about 30 seconds
<@Falkor> WOOO
<@Falkor> TALK QUICKLY
<@Falkor> OMG D_Web how was your day?
<@Falkor> good? yes. cool. hows your mum?
<@Falkor> good? cool how was the weather?
<@Falkor> awesome! when are you buying a new car?!?
<@Falkor> tomorrow! WOOOOO!! YEAH!!
<@gords> heh
* D_Web` has joined #ugbox
* Z sets mode: +o D_Web`
<@Falkor> ahh shit.

<Dr[a]ebor> EVIL
* Dr[a]ebor STABS
<brembo`a> stab ya caps lock there
* Dr[a]ebor REALISES HIS KB IS STUCK IN CAPS SOMEHOW FFS
*** Dr[a]ebor Quit (Quit: REBOOTARRRGGGGHH!!)

<Nza> I was reading a quote of a US senator recently on game violence.... "Games like 'CS' encourage gamers to kill innocent hostages to win. Also, it includes a 'god mode', which is when the crosshair of your sniper rifle is aimed at the head of an opponent, giving you god like control on their life"
<Nza> not exactly the quote, but close to it
<xphile> i can just imagine thier guide dogs playing and telling them all about it
<Nza> and he considered himself to be a "game expert"
<Nza> hahaha
<Nza> *ahem*

<camjoo> ok iv'e had more than enough fun for one afternoon
<camjoo> time to play with my clutch
<camjoo> bbl
<Foole> perhaps you mean: crotch

<Strange1> so does anyone know how to open a .bun file?
<gords> with a knife utility?
<Strange1> ...
<gords> :P

<Redback> FreeFrag: you could go wardriving :P
<FreeFrag> Redback, yeah, I've got Nutstumbler running :)
<FreeFrag> *NETSTUMBLER :o

<Agg> i lived for 6 months on no frills fish fingers and no frills bread, toasted in my little grill
<brodsta> You seem to be breaking a lot of stuff lately rodgrech.. ;)
<Navillus> Morning boblapcat
<Agg> coz i was fucking poor. NEVAR AGAIN, NEVAAARR
<Rainwulf> agg.. damn
<V8R[ws]> brodsta: its called 'trouble shooting' :p
<Dopefish> when ocau was poor agg?
* Agg rolls around in google cheques
<rodgrech> V8R[ws], just a big fight, all good again
<knowsfords> Agg: by little grill you mean your athlon?

<Agg> OMFG
<Agg> i just went to type my postal address into an email and started with http:// ..
<Agg> kill me now

[Ninja] I'm also thinking the raving bunch of linux fanatics are recommending psi, so maybe that means it comes with as little usability as possible
[Techtoucian] Actually... It's funny you mention that. ;-)
[Techtoucian] There's a few things that aren't fully implemented. It's still perfectly usable though.
[Ninja] ...especially if you know the commandline switches ;-)
[Ninja] "add a new contact? Sure, you don't need the mouse, just - psi /addcontact +name dsfds -this -that /1 %2 %3 /w/a/e/g"

<Baker> Ooh, its the most nerdiest trance song
* Baker is listening to Various Artists - Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire (radio edit)
<Baker> Fire..... wire....
<PooJou> Fire Wire?
<PooJou> wtf?
<dspringau> Wire on Fire?
<PooJou> Fire on Wire?
<Baker> Just download it, you'll see
<Agg> IEEE1394! IEEE1394! IEEE1394! (boop boop beep beep) Fire.. wire.. fire.. wire.. (beep beep boop boop)

<Andypoo> Actually -- she rebooted the box. That's why :)
<Andypoo> Maybe other people are taking advantage of her box also :P
<insomniac> exactly how many people take advantage of your sister's box?
<Andypoo> Indeed.

<PsychoMatt> bh, why do you have that many coins?
<bh> PsychoMatt: i take coins out of my wallet each day
<bh> because theyre annoying to sit on
<bh> and i just chuck them in this container
<Fragwizard> heh
<PsychoMatt> i could count the amount of coons i have in one hand
<PsychoMatt> COINS
<Lombers> that's going to ugbox
<Squigy> ...
<bh> haha

< Radar> Fuck waking the dog for a joke
<@Agg> i hope you missed an l there and not an n

*** OZZY_Edd was kicked by Sticks ( My Karma just ran over your Dogma )

<@Wayne> what is the proper term used to describe people who live in Brisbane?
<@Wayne> Brisbanites?
<knowsfords> brisbanites
<outy> brisvegans ?
<glasnt> Bris-vagians :P
<predder> "people who hail from brisbane"
<glasnt> Brisbanites
<predder> what about sydney then?
<knowsfords> "wankers"

<Dopefish> We've got to get back to the fucken shire frazza

<D_Web> why spend $600 on a wireless router?
<WhiteyFord> because you cant afford a $700 hooker?

<bfm> Got results from the specialist this morning. Great news, in that the tests concluded that I don't suffer from a rare-rare condition which would exacerbate my rare condition!
<Toje> congrats, eat some bacon
<Toje> so what does that mean BFM?
<bfm> That eating bacon could kill me.
<bfm> =/

<Bostik> when i realised the other week she reminded me of my mother i was truly disgusted
<Bostik> i wanted to end it right there. but then i realised she does things to me my mother never would..

*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<WhiteyFord> dont want to be associated with Cav all my life
*** Darkness changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :('
<Darkness> *nod*
<WhiteyFord> woo!

<Redback> nick
<Redback> give me 100 z access k
<Nick> 17:12 -Z(zed@dead.oz.org)- Added user redback to #wow with access level 400
<falkor_> nick
<falkor_> gimme o line k
<Nick> falkor_: no
<falkor_> lol
<falkor_> k
<Redback> falkor: the key to not being dissapointed is to ask for things your likely to get
<falkor_> Nick, gimme sex k

<Stinger> f00k lets start a tv network called JBN
<Stinger> Jesus Broadcasting Network
<Stinger> and show softcore porn all day

<Jessica> Dear overclockers,
<Jessica> Being capped blows.
<Jessica> Love Jessica.
<Manol> Dear Jessica,
<Manol> Welcome to Australian Broadband
<Manol> Love Manol
<Manol> xxx

<^catalyst> Silentsni, I just read the thread
* ^catalyst hugs SileNceR
* ^catalyst hugs Silentsni
<^catalyst> ur just lucky SileNceR

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-217.spiderweb.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-126.spiderweb.com.au) has joined #anomaly
* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

* glasnt musses Teddybear's hair with the severed arm of mazzanet
<mazzanet> the question is, why do i have a severed arm?
<glasnt> Arm? Did I say arm?
<glasnt> I apologise.
<glasnt> I meant severed sense of reality. An easy mistake.

<dspringau> so darn quiet for a saturday... somebody must be handing out lives

Dopefish: I think if i get a car it's gonna be Kei class
Dopefish: under 660cc or somethig
Dopefish: They're cheap and dangerous !!
Shaun: Like ispwich hookers!

<knowsfords> 509726
<knowsfords> err whoops... dropped the keyboard and caught it by the numeral keypad
<Rik> bs
<Rik> that's your password to everything, isnt it
<knowsfords> try it :p
* FodZilla haxors knowsfords
<FodZilla> netbank = empty.

<WedgieWork> if need be - im sure one of us can transfer onto a WU or similar card for you, Sciby
<WedgieWork> as i said before - i thought western union was ok, it was just cause theres dodgy niggerians using it
<WedgieWork> well that was an unfortunate typo.

<knowfords> We're whalers on the moon... we carry our harpoon... but there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tune
<echelon> But there comes a time, when all whalers must pine for an ocean oh-so-blue. So until that time, we'll drink our wine and just harpoon our poo.

<afro> u have 2 mins to go and check.. or to google
<K|dDO> im not fucking going to my parents house to check
<jamesob> K|dDO: thats a fair bit of swearing tonight....
<Rudeboi> K|dDO: why, afraid of walking in on your parents having sex again? ;)
<K|dDO> Rudeboi: scared i would see you in my fat sisters bed

<Agg> everything I do is a work expense
<Agg> power, phone, hardware, vehicle, training, camera stuff, everything
<Agg> i registered beerdrinker.com.au in an attempt to be able to claim beer on tax but my accountant took a somewhat dim view of that, boo.

<leesa> i'm 5'2
<thor-> you would be like headjob height on me leesa ;)
<outonanisl> no thor- i dare you to say it to her face
<Agg> he'd have to kneel down to do that

<Rage> !google Victoria police
<D_Web> Result: Victoria Police - Internet - [ http://www.police.vic.gov.au/ ]
<DDsD> If google was a person, and i was a female, i would want to have its babies

<i386> dear god..... Microsoft Windows XP used upnp to plot with my other home appliances and white goods and they are comming to kill me
<i386> Ive baracaded myself in my room, with serveral cans of tuna
<i386> THE TOAST, IT BURNS!