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Quote #2397 (+4) [ 2004-11-22, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> haha
<mazzanet> i love this camera manual
<mazzanet> "Problem: The power is off. Corrective action: Press the power button."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The batteries are loaded incorrectly loaded. Corrective action: Reload the batteries correctly."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The LCD is exposed to direct sunlight. Corrective action: Block the sunlight with your hand."
<mazzanet> "Problem: There are no pictures on the card. Corrective action: Record pictures."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The memory gauge is full. Corrective action: Wait until the memory gauge decreases."
<mazzanet> captain obvious strikes again!
<enigma> "Problem: Mazzanet is repeating himself into different channels. Corrective action: /ignore."

Quote #892 (+12) [ 2003-08-13, 18:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dicey> someone needs to invent a heater that follows you around
<RoSWeLL> dicey its called a fat bitch stuck to your hip
<dicey> roswell, that wouldn't be too pleasant.. plus i don't need a fat bitch because i am one
<RoSWeLL> hard luck dicey become a lesbian and get a fat bitch ?
<dicey> ros, tried that... but fat bitches aren't all that kissable
<RoSWeLL> but all you need is a heater
<RoSWeLL> fat bitch is as good as any heater

Quote #2040 (+6) [ 2004-06-07, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> hrmmm, lookin at about $60 for a tinted visor for my helmet
<brembo`> just need a jacket to complete the whole black power ranger look
<D_Web> have you got ambulance & private health cover?
<brembo`> yup
<Ross> have you got a Will?
<brembo`> can't say i have much to leave behind
<Fod> you need assets before you need a will .. all he'll have is his bike and that'll get run over by the same truck

Quote #4369 (0) [ 2010-11-22, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< sg> someone who knows more about science than me, wtf is "nonionic surfactant"?
< GooseChu> sg: its a surfactant thats nonionic
< sg> apparently it is
< Rezin> Robotic surfing.
-!- klif-e [klif@124-148-160-198.dyn.iinet.net.au] has joined #overclockers
<@Agg> surfactant is something that sits on the surface of a fluid, usually water
< sg> right
< _d00dz> fuck this im booking a business flight to sjc
<@Agg> nonionic.. i assume means.. doesn't contain or form ions
-!- Matcat [Matcat@ppp203-122-217-15.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
< sg> well, that is what the dishwasher rinse aid claims 30% of its composition is
<@Agg> surfactants are bad if you have a fish tank because they separate your fishy water from the air, and they can suffocate
< sg> :o
< brodsta> oh no
< brodsta> what'll happen to your dishwasher fish sg
< sg> im not sure
<@Agg> so you have to agitate the surface of your tank if you are using a surfactant medication
<@Agg> handy tips with Agg

Quote #1623 (+8) [ 2004-02-10, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz thinks Erve needs porn
<Erve> porn? wtf for?
<Nozz> ease the tension :-p
<Erve> I need not the ways of the weak, I just need a hug.
<Erve> but women are weak.. so it just doesn't work.
<Nozz> Teddy bear?
<Erve> I should go see Dave Strausmann
<Erve> the vantriloquist
<Erve> with Ted-E-bear
<echelon> so he can stick his hand up your arse and make you squeal?

Quote #132 (-1) [ 2002-12-03, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> cats are only Nice and affectionet ( spelling? ) when their hungry
* Quadbox hands Jester a copy of Fowler's English Usage
<Jester> cheese quad
<Quadbox> lol
<Jester> *cheers
<FreeFrag> lol
<Jester> Damit!
<FreeFrag> It's Damnit.
<FreeFrag> Unless you want to hold water back.
<Jester> Quadbox ; Least my name is accually part of dictionary
<FreeFrag> actually

Quote #2796 (-3) [ 2005-05-29, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<crag-bbs> i drove past corbys beauty salon
<crag-bbs> the sign on the front said
<crag-bbs> back in 20

Quote #628 (+12) [ 2003-06-06, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FuriousG> stupid spam
<FuriousG> why the fuck would i want a septic tank?

Quote #3122 (+9) [ 2005-12-06, 02:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Recharge) a 17 year old girl at a lan... imagine... lolololol
(Recharge) *all the boys wispering in the corner*
(Recharge) "whats that?? , I don't know!!!!, I'm scared!! but excited at the same time!!! augh!"

Quote #1875 (+10) [ 2004-04-25, 23:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<element> yes crinos and your the virgin mary
<Crinos> my name isn't mary
<Rage> but he is a virgin

Quote #4144 (+8) [ 2007-06-05, 16:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<lolcat> Haikus are easy
<lolcat> But sometimes they don't make sense
<lolcat> Refrigerator

Quote #3114 (+6) [ 2005-11-28, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Stage 1 Gentoo...
<Turophile> P133
<Turophile> 2 weeks
<Turophile> I can now run bash without lag
* gr3m laughs
<gr3m> 2 weeks for that
<Turophile> It wasn't my electricity.
<Turophile> I took it to school...
<Turophile> plugged it into a UPS
* gr3m makes fapping noises

Quote #1683 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #3322 (-2) [ 2006-04-11, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemo> if you cant find poo on the internet you really cant be looking hard enough

Quote #2342 (-4) [ 2004-10-18, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> and now a small flashy object has grasped my attention, so i don't care any more

Quote #2632 (+2) [ 2005-03-19, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> mind u atm id hit a $2 steak

Quote #3289 (+15) [ 2006-03-22, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> you know those randoms on austnet that just start msging you and try to chat you up?
<mazza[W]> well i have one owned
<mazza[W]> i'm emma, i'm 19, blonde and 6ft. and i work at 7-11 in flinders st (corner elizabeth) in melb
<mazza[W]> and i'm meeting this guy called adam
<mazza[W]> he's 25 and lives in swanson st at latrobe
<mazza[W]> he's walking down to meet me right now outside 7-11
<mazza[W]> because i just knocked off work
<mazza[W]> and we're walking up to the flinders station hotel
<mazza[W]> for coffee
<mazza[W]> and to put the icing on the cake
<mazza[W]> i just called the 7-11
<mazza[W]> and told the owner that if a guy caled adam comes looking for emma, he got owned
<mazza[W]> the owner laughed and said sure
<mazza[W]> meanwhile
<mazza[W]> i'm up here, 150km from melb
<mazza[W]> the 7-11 just called me back
<mazza[W]> 'adam' came in and asked for 'emma'
<mazza[W]> and when the owner told him he got owned
<mazza[W]> he threw a tantrum
<mazza[W]> and fired off a whole bunch of remarks
<mazza[W]> and walked off yelling down the street

Quote #1993 (+5) [ 2004-05-22, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> !seen lamers
<Daemon> Last seen Lurks: now
<Lurks> piss off Daemon ;)

Quote #2563 (+2) [ 2005-02-04, 09:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> nko
<i386> I got my mac working yesterday
<nko> uber
<nko> is it pure sex in a box?
<nko> or is it average sex in a box
<nko> or not even sex, maybe something plain, like a handjob in a box
<nko> which, while still enjoyable, is not nearly as pleasurable as even average sex in a box

Quote #880 (-5) [ 2003-08-11, 14:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PooJou/#overclockers questions AMD
<echelon> AMD cracks under the pressure

Quote #3062 (+17) [ 2005-11-02, 02:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> hey
<Jessica> guys
<Jessica> do you think i'd make a good corporate whore?
<Skitzo> tmi?
<Jessica> you idiot.
<NotPeanut> i could see you sleeping with a whole small business at the same time.. but a corporation...
<Jessica> as in
<Jessica> working for a corporation.
<Jessica> such as telstra..
<NotPeanut> that's probably asking a bit much
<Skitzo> As a whore?
<Skitzo> I think you'd be fine

Quote #2334 (-2) [ 2004-10-16, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> you know what the best part of current music is?
<Lombers> the way they take a seemingly good song and butcher it
<yaleman> that you can turn it off?

Quote #4001 (-4) [ 2007-01-08, 00:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FunkyBob is now known as unkyBobF
* unkyBobF is now known as nkyBobFu
* nkyBobFu is now known as FunkyBob
<Foole> spin cycle?

Quote #606 (-1) [ 2003-05-29, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> you know youre bored when youre sitting on irc levering chips off a 32mb dimm with a screwdriver

Quote #2329 (+1) [ 2004-10-13, 23:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> irc needs spell chech
<Hibba> check*

Quote #2052 (+2) [ 2004-06-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Erve] ran out of alcohol :/
[Erve] :crisis:
[BenZ|iBook] lol
[BenZ|iBook] Find some potatoes and the nearest russian
[BenZ|iBook] Vodka ensues!

Quote #4252 (+4) [ 2007-12-10, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* vanguard has quit (Quit: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ;_;)
<brodsta> Britney is fat
<V8R> so turn off the lights :P
* V8R gorn
<brodsta> Lights off, glasses on, hair up?
<Rainwulf> paper bag
<brodsta> lol
<ace234> 2 paper bags, incase hers falls off

Quote #1857 (+8) [ 2004-04-19, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> smoking makes your lungs look like the inside of a well used, yet unflushed brick shithouse

Quote #185 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Eazy =Eazydzit from the forums???
<Eazy> yup
<Eazy> Is that a bad thing?
<Eazy> :D
<Strange1> yes
* Eazy is now known as anon

Quote #2947 (+7) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #1188 (-2) [ 2003-10-21, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
* Parts: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
<@Agg> zoiks, who was that?

Quote #874 (+6) [ 2003-08-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> shouldnt people be in bed by now?
<@sniper2083> Rik you should be cos its ADULTS hour now
<@Agg> adult hour? do we get exotic dancers and gambling?

Quote #2313 (+6) [ 2004-09-30, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I can't be bothered getting invoved with anyone
<Strange1> that just sounds a little forced...
<Strange1> Like " I could get a Ferrari, but I dont like the colours"
<D_Web> oh
<D_Web> ok then
<D_Web> nobody would ever want to go out with me
<D_Web> there :P
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Strange1> I wasnt trying to make u feel bad :O
<Strange1> but if you insist...
<Strange1> :P
<D_Web> yeah, well, I suppose the letter bombs say it better than you ever could :/

Quote #248 (+9) [ 2003-01-14, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dspringau remembers to take a "black" light if visits any of these wierdo's houses and scan for cum residue before sitting down
<z3[n]> does cum glow or something?
<dspringau> you need to use polarised sun glasses to see it properly though
<Carrots> it alarms me that so many of us know that semen is UV reactive

Quote #658 (0) [ 2003-06-12, 10:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LiquidBlues> Anyone know if CuteFTP is better than Microsoft Outlook?
<FifthDream> lol

Quote #126 (+9) [ 2002-11-26, 07:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> mmm, nature tests on r9700 pro
<Lombers> Agg: almost 200fps??
<Agg> dunno yet
<Agg> gah! some kind of bug flying around my face. nature test is too realistic. :(

Quote #3501 (+2) [ 2006-08-08, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> Number of babies
<klif-e> Based on your response to question 3 (sex), you are not required to answer this question
<klif-e> ;)
<Norgs-> what?
<Norgs-> you had sex with babies?
<Norgs-> thats bad klif-e.
<xphile> lol
<Simboo> lol
<Simboo> fkn poms

Quote #3509 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 19:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sciby> Just walked into the comp lab to check the printer paper and 10 guys are in there, playing counter-strike. When I cleared my throat, they all spun around like they'd been caught jacking off together.

Quote #2679 (+5) [ 2005-04-12, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> according to whereis.com.au, Rik lives 3.55 km from me, Estimated travel time: 1 Hr 13 Mins
<Rage> lol
<Rage> sydney traffic

Quote #1551 (+5) [ 2004-01-24, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(sbobz) a mate of mine used to be 'the phantom shitter' at my school... we had those tv's that are suspended by an arm attached to roof etc... you'd get into class and there'd be a fresh man-turd up there, or in the teachers drawer, or in the middle of the floor, or in the staff room, etc..
(sbobz) was quite good at it
(Largo) phantom shitter rofl
(Hibba) lol
(sbobz) he'd crap in highly unlikely places
(sbobz) and never got busted

Quote #205 (+12) [ 2002-12-24, 04:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* XiTatiON returns...
<sabz> Woohoo! He returned!
* XiTatiON returns...
<VooDooo> both personalities too it seems

Quote #2155 (0) [ 2004-07-17, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ_NARRRP> I had the worst day in history today man!!
<Dexta> what happened?
<DJ_NARRRP> got home at like 5:30am got up at 7am then from 9am till 5pm with out a fucking break I have been surrounded by BAGPIPES!!!!!!!!!!!
<DJ_NARRRP> I HATE CELTIC FORCE

Quote #280 (-2) [ 2003-01-23, 04:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> 33000+ posts on the newsgroup?
<CapnChron> *flops*
<Anarki> CapnChron: thats what happened to me when i find out the chick at work who always flirts with me isnt legal.

Quote #2352 (+2) [ 2004-10-20, 23:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> how do I invite oldz again?
<BenZ|iBook> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Narcolepsy> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<TensopAway> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<voodooo> Agg /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Agg> hmm, maybe it's /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Agg> [23:09] -oldZ- Sorry, You must be logged in to use this command.
<Agg> lies!

Quote #223 (-1) [ 2003-01-01, 09:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Cav has left #rice
*** Cav has joined #rice
<Cav> whoops
<Cav> wtf did i click then
<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...
<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..

Quote #2874 (0) [ 2005-07-12, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> "hello helpdesk, i'm a saxaphone player. how do i use the internet?"

Quote #2569 (+2) [ 2005-02-06, 15:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> Flora you told him our secret? :|
<Flora> I'm sorry!
<David> :'(
<Flora> I blurted it out in a dream!
<David> I splurted it out in a dream also!
<Flora> rofl

Quote #900 (+8) [ 2003-08-13, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> How does a prepubesent teenager have xeons?
<Erve> oh he's in Hobart
<Erve> he got his sister to pay him for sex, that explains it
<Erve> :redface:

Quote #975 (+36) [ 2003-08-30, 21:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> You want spam agg? nps, hang ten.
<FreeFrag> www.gay-mailing-list.com
<FreeFrag> whoops, wrong window, soz
<Sleepy> hahaahhaaha
<Sleepy> FreeFrag, is there something ure not telling us?
<Sleepy> FreeFrag: funny thing is, you say wrong window but this is the only irc channel ure in lol
<FreeFrag> Sleepy, if I'm in a secret channel, it doesn't come up in a /whois </hint>
<Agg> FreeFrag on #overclockers @#dirtymansex
<FreeFrag> Agg, the scary thing is, if #dirtymansex is a secret channel, YOU have to be in there with me for it to come up in a /whois :o :o
<Agg> bitch.

Quote #3169 (+8) [ 2006-01-04, 09:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Who here wouldn't date / otherthings with/to Jennifer Morrison?
<MonoJoker> Turophile that's a question for the pub
<Turophile> Sure, she was born in 1979.
<V8R[ws]> is she female?
<MonoJoker> lol
<Turophile> Yes.
<V8R[ws]> that'll do!
<Turophile> She's also in House... she's the hot one.
<SirPNut> <V8R[ws]> is she female? <-- as if descriminate like that....
<SirPNut> has she got a pulse ?
<V8R[ws]> hahah
<V8R[ws]> is she warm!?
<Grosby> "if I push her, will she move a little"