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Quote #2602 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

Topic for #***** is MIA: Pace. Suspected found a life.

Quote #4093 (+1) [ 2007-04-27, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> gamma might object to that.
<matthudson> brightness and constrast won't though

Quote #131 (+4) [ 2002-12-03, 07:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> whoever just tried to send me something, or chat or something, retry please
<kid|TBmoro> Cav: see my pic?
<CSmith> thats the pr0n from abcd
<CSmith> :D

Quote #1194 (+1) [ 2003-10-22, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pace[W]> is it 5:30 yet
<Norgs> pace[W]: 4:16
<pace[W]> crap
<Norgs> whats wrong with your PC clock?
<pace[W]> i was hopeing it was wrong
<Norgs> hahaha

Quote #1284 (+1) [ 2003-11-06, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> M L G
<Rik> TP LK PF
<Rik> PL FK M M 宧
<Rik> _

Quote #1884 (+1) [ 2004-04-28, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> this drink is the same colour as the NVIDIA promo bag and the slots on my DFI mobo.. that can't be good
<Jayci> what are u drinknig Agg?
<Jayci> drinking*
<predder> nuclear waste evidently
<nwatts> hah
<bartobook> does anyone else here go to the ANU?
<nwatts> he's drinking UV die again
<@Agg> berri cordial.. supposedly 40% fruit juice.. but it's orange flavour, and simpsons-nuclear-material green in colour
<Jayci> eewwww

Quote #3155 (+9) [ 2005-12-22, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch grabs popcorn and watches the ensuing argument ;)
deepspring: go play with ya man boobs biatch :p
* outy pokes biatch with bridgeport the kitten.
* biatch touches her man bewbs.
biatch: Oh baby oh baby
outy: this is hot
outy: keep going biatch
outy: im nearly done....
deepspring: lol
biatch: Work on your stamina, outy.

Quote #4030 (+12) [ 2007-02-03, 05:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ambush> Get a camera guy to follow you while you break into the houses in your neighbourhood
<Ambush> I'll do the sound
<outy> hahaha
<Ambush> It'll be like the opposite of "Cops"
<FatMan> "Robbers"?

Quote #1081 (+6) [ 2003-10-06, 03:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> mmm im onto my 4th bowel of rice :D
<sabretooth> You eat your rice from a bowel?
<sabretooth> Eww.
<sabretooth> Dude.
<iconoclast> lol
<Wiz> ROFL
<Gibbon> heh
<aftahours> doh.
<Iroquois> brown rice, then?
<Iroquois> sorry.
<aftahours> maybe bowl
<sabretooth> Heh Iro
<bh> you eat shit for breakfast?
<iconoclast> sun rice
<Wiz> Taste a bit shitty really
<sabretooth> "Man this rice tastes like shit!"
<iconoclast> from where the sun doesnt shine
<aftahours> lol..i thought it had weavels in it :P

Quote #1881 (0) [ 2004-04-27, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bdboy142> hey matt whats it like to be on the, the, the... OUTSIDE
<PsychoMatt> theres less prison sex
<bdboy142> i ment the outside of #overclockers :|

Quote #4167 (+3) [ 2007-06-17, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

Dopefish: Join my server nav
Dopefish: i wanna test it out
Dopefish: Zombie MOD
Dopefish: :D~~~~~~~
Dopefish: fapping.info:27015
Navillus: Coming...
Tensop: ...
Tensop: thats just WRONG

Quote #4017 (+4) [ 2007-01-25, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<carneeki> i'm going to burn in the special hell... the one reserved to axe murderers and people who talk in movies...
<carneeki> i just ripped the audio from the Anti Piracy movie snippet at the start of DVDs and set it to my ringtone...

Quote #2742 (+4) [ 2005-05-10, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sancho> "anyone who has even one copy of an unreleased film, software program or music file in a shared folder could be subjected to prison terms and fines of up to three years."
<Sancho> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKERS
<Sancho> my folder isnt shared :P

Quote #1214 (+4) [ 2003-10-24, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[aftahours] hmm is it bad when you reach down and pick up a pair of cocks to clean your monitor

Quote #1501 (+9) [ 2004-01-11, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<h> oh, computers make mistakes - they keep using humans for data input!

Quote #2805 (+9) [ 2005-05-31, 17:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rodgone ] on my toom stone i want /whois rodgrech
[ FatMan ] ok
[ rodgone ] ./rodgrech is on channel #dead
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (dead)
[ rodgone ] hahaha
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #life (connection reset by peer)
[ rodgone ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (connection reset by spider)

Quote #2641 (0) [ 2005-03-24, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> yeah, that'll impress my wife.. "honey, wake up, i tore a chunk out of my arse with a bottle of guinness, can you drive to the hospital while i lie face-down on the roof-rack.. ta"

Quote #2552 (+8) [ 2005-01-31, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JesterX> hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick fat guy
<JesterX> SPOT THE OCAUER

Quote #637 (+8) [ 2003-06-08, 03:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hell|zzz> documents, music, movies, mum dont touch, and pictures
<hell|zzz> ok
<MadHatter> you have a folder that says mum dont touch?
<hell|zzz> not yet
<hell|zzz> will do soon tho
<MadHatter> lol
<MadHatter> you think she is going to "not touch" it because you labeled it so?
<Tri> lol, like that's going to work :)
<MadHatter> thats like sayin, hey mum, ive got porn here!
<hell|zzz> btw i said it to be funny
<hell|zzz> my stash is on cd
<ineffable> labelled, mum don't touch?

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #1099 (+5) [ 2003-10-10, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MasterOfW0 has quit IRC (Quit: Lol- http://www.tubgirl.com Disgusting warning, dont open when there are other people around. not reccommened for children)
<Hibba[a]> right.....
<Hibba[a]> freak
<live-evil> yeh man hes original ...
<live-evil> he posted tubgirl...
<Falkor[A]> lol
<Falkor[A]> how is that not pr0n? :
<Falkor[A]> :P
<INerTIal> if you think tubgirl is pron you have a sick and twisted little mind
<INerTIal> and can i have your phone number
<Falkor[A]> 1900 tubgirl
* INerTIal dials
<INerTIal> damn engagaed

Quote #1993 (+3) [ 2004-05-22, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> !seen lamers
<Daemon> Last seen Lurks: now
<Lurks> piss off Daemon ;)

Quote #909 (+4) [ 2003-08-15, 14:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- Agg [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
-:- mode/#Overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Excession> WB
<Hybrid> good morrow Agg
-:- Agg- [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
<Agg-> grr
<Excession> Welcome back - again - Agg.
<echelon> Agg-: are you any relation to Agg?
<Barto_ACT> lol
<Agg-> i'm his evil twin. so watch out!
<echelon> lol

Quote #784 (0) [ 2003-07-15, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> I'm back, and I bare gifts!
<Agg-> bear
<sabretooth> Ewwww
<Agg-> we don't want your naked "gifts"
<Firemoth> rofl
<sabretooth> Well get some pants and cover up your gifts.
<Daemon> naked gifts?
<Firemoth> oops

Quote #98 (+6) [ 2002-11-20, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> wet the end the just jerk it right?

Quote #4309 (+10) [ 2008-05-04, 15:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<friction> it's evident, by the per capital death rate in car crashes in Japan, versus the United States, since 1974, you were 85% more likely to die in a car crash in Japan than in the US
<Evangel> <Citation needed>
* rodgrech (rodgrech@60-241-54-83.static.tpgi.com.au) Quit (Quit)
<friction> the cato institute
<Lemming> <Many Citations Needed>
<Lemming> link?
<Evangel> <Citation needed> doesn't mean say some institute, it means give us the source material
<ace234> friction, lesson 1 in the interwebs, when the entire channel says youre an idiot, /quit

Quote #2327 (+9) [ 2004-10-13, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> (omgomgomgi'monircandtalkingtoagirlarealgirlaboutbreasts)

Quote #3114 (+6) [ 2005-11-28, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Stage 1 Gentoo...
<Turophile> P133
<Turophile> 2 weeks
<Turophile> I can now run bash without lag
* gr3m laughs
<gr3m> 2 weeks for that
<Turophile> It wasn't my electricity.
<Turophile> I took it to school...
<Turophile> plugged it into a UPS
* gr3m makes fapping noises

Quote #3041 (-1) [ 2005-10-23, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ABS|85 kicks Dazz in the balls with steel capped boots
* Dazz knees ABS|85 in the ass hole..
* ABS|85 sends John Hopoate over to Dazz's house
<bullet> haha
* Dazz is sitting down and staying that way

Quote #1619 (+4) [ 2004-02-10, 21:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Chris: It's obviously Nissans fault that guy crashed his Skyline... I mean, Nissan are so great, but they can't make an uncrashable car? What is up with that? Nissan suck balls. :P

Quote #1420 (+8) [ 2003-12-06, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Temperature: |CPU #1: 43C, CPU #2: 40C, CPU #1: 3552RPM, CPU #2: 3629RPM, Fan 3: 3629RPM|
<@D_Web> cpu #1 is always 3degrees warmer
<@D_Web> I need to get some decent thermal paste
* Draebor eyes AS5 bigass tube of love
<@Rage> please
<@Rage> keep your ass tubes of love to yourself
<@Rage> dude

Quote #3254 (+6) [ 2006-02-13, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00d-out> shit.
<n00d-out> fuck i hate my brain sometimes.
<n00d-out> i went out there HOURS ago to get that stupid form from the printer.
<n00d-out> i walked right out there
<n00d-out> then everything is a blur
<n00d-out> and suddenly i have crumpets.

Quote #2048 (+7) [ 2004-06-08, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> how does one withdraw $10k cash?
<Rage> take a breifcase up to the bank?
<Erve> ask for a bank cheque?
<Falkor> or get a bank cheque
<Crudmuffin> yeah, bank cheque
<Erve> maybe a bank cheque?
<Rage> perhaps a bank cheque...
<Rik> I'd say bank cheque
<Fod> i was thinking you could try a bank cheque
<Fod> that's just my opinion though
<Erve> Survey says
<Erve> bank cheque
<FreeFrag> I might ask for my loan in cash.
<Fod> oh try and be at least a little original freefrag

Quote #1481 (+5) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)

Quote #2428 (+9) [ 2004-12-14, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie throws his shoe at D_WebWork.
* CrashDummy has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Falkor has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* D_WebWork has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* _DDsD has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Falkor_ is now known as Falkor
<TheWedgie> crikey!
<TheWedgie> i think we win Falkor
<TheWedgie> now to share the booty

Quote #1321 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch> i have 1x 2.6Ghz Celeron, 1x 1.6Ghz AMD AP, 1x AMD 2Ghz XP. Now
<mpot> good for you
<Hyrax> <Mitch> <---- My hero
<mpot> no, he can't be.....he's MY hero
* lathiat chops mitch in half
* mpot goes off to sulk, cos he doesn't want to share his hero....
* lathiat gives half to mpot
* lathiat gives half to Hyrax
<Mitch> please.... not that half

Quote #1655 (+6) [ 2004-02-18, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale|code> fucking samba, why must you hate me today
<PhishNChi> I guess it just wants to fit in with everyone else

Quote #190 (+8) [ 2002-12-22, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yaleman> I just got kicked out of an online pictionary game for drawing somepeople doing it doggie style :)

Quote #3062 (+17) [ 2005-11-02, 02:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> hey
<Jessica> guys
<Jessica> do you think i'd make a good corporate whore?
<Skitzo> tmi?
<Jessica> you idiot.
<NotPeanut> i could see you sleeping with a whole small business at the same time.. but a corporation...
<Jessica> as in
<Jessica> working for a corporation.
<Jessica> such as telstra..
<NotPeanut> that's probably asking a bit much
<Skitzo> As a whore?
<Skitzo> I think you'd be fine

Quote #692 (+4) [ 2003-06-22, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> when my friend had a party, a few people threw up in his backyard. we were there a few months later, and you could see this chunky tufts of grass where the spew was
<Rik_> it had grown 3 times as long as the other grass

Quote #1299 (+2) [ 2003-11-10, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) hey PalaNIN
(@PalaNIN) hey
(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) youe mum ever caught you having a wank behind the fridge??
(@PalaNIN) only once
(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) its a good spot hey
(@PalaNIN) yeah, i do it in the leftover pasta
(@PalaNIN) fucken owns.

Quote #227 (+8) [ 2003-01-04, 04:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> LIFE SUCKS
<Forraje> life is what you make it.
<l00b3r> lol
<l00b3r> I made life shit...
<Forraje> nice work

Quote #2644 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 10:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> Hey guys, whats that pipe called that you swing aroung and it makes warbling noises?
<biatch> Penis?
<Dopefish> crack pipe?
<One``> ive never heard a penis warble

Quote #3554 (-2) [ 2006-09-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop-> though ill probably be using debian for my network project
<LemMinG> hells no BTC
<tensop-> because i cbf waiting around for gentoo to install :)
<LemMinG> bwa ha ha ha
<BTC> hmm i might bust a talley
<LemMinG> debian wins again :-D
<LemMinG> both my linux boxen here run windows
* Bundy has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LemMinG> gah
<devians> thats quotable
<LemMinG> WTF DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Quote #3057 (+4) [ 2005-10-30, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@chrisltft> my undies are back!!!!!!!!!!!
<@chrisltft> they were in a bag outside
<@chrisltft> near the noticeboard
<@chrisltft> with a note pinned to them
<@chrisltft> "accidentally taken from laundry, sorry"
<@chrisltft> yes!!!!!!!!

Quote #1234 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 02:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i'm so leet
<predder> i'm querying a dns
<DrMike> You're a queery
<bundy> argh, i read that so wrong predder
<bundy> i thought u were queering an anus
<predder> rofl
<predder> that's pretty darned close
<predder> (not)
<predder> looks like you have anus on the brain again
<bundy> ya
<bundy> :(

Quote #1850 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> when you say the secret magic words you become super tired?
<Fod> yeah knowsfords, and me and the spottyman go to bed

Quote #2656 (0) [ 2005-03-30, 11:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Morning guys / girls.
<yaleman> and what about the rest of us, hey?
<yaleman> *grumbles about lack of equal opportunity*
<Firemoth> You were the /
<Firemoth> :P

Quote #754 (+4) [ 2003-07-09, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark_Razer> being a conjoined twin would suck pritty hard.
<Fodder> never get lonely.
<Fodder> and if you lose your carkeys, at least someone saw where you had them last

Quote #3273 (+1) [ 2006-02-28, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- phrenzy has joined #hungover
<phrenzy> who knew one day i could irc from the toilet at work
<phrenzy> what an age
<@myne> tis indeed grand when thou canst irc whilst thou doest pee