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Quote #4235 (+3) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #4252 (+3) [ 2007-12-10, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* vanguard has quit (Quit: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ;_;)
<brodsta> Britney is fat
<V8R> so turn off the lights :P
* V8R gorn
<brodsta> Lights off, glasses on, hair up?
<Rainwulf> paper bag
<brodsta> lol
<ace234> 2 paper bags, incase hers falls off

Quote #4262 (+3) [ 2008-01-19, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> oooh a valiant
<SG> ahh the wrx of the 70s

Quote #4263 (+3) [ 2008-01-22, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jin-Jah> outy if i were to foray into the rotary, are they easy to fix when they break? just looking at the housings, it's almost as if the most effort in pulling the engine apart would be unbolting the gearbox and ancillaries
<outy> Jin-Jah if you fuck an apex seal, or any of the other seals then the engine has to come apart
<Henk> yea I know
<outy> its like a sandwhich
<outy> you cant remove the tomato without taking off the bread
<Tabris_> who the fuck would put a tomato sandwich in an engine?

Quote #4264 (+3) [ 2008-01-23, 14:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rainwulf: apparently at some interview he was visibly shaking
Rainwulf: i dont know the full story
Rainwulf: so im going to string together bits of hearsay
Rainwulf: and make something out of it
Rainwulf: yay, im a FOX news reporter!

Quote #4273 (+3) [ 2008-02-19, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Selekta> anwyay
<Selekta> back to killing that glasnt bitch
* Selekta stabs
* glasnt dies
* glasnt gets reincarnated as a library
<glasnt> Hehe, he can't find me know, cos he doesn't know I exist!
* glasnt cackles

Quote #4281 (+3) [ 2008-03-05, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i love ubuntu
<FatMan> there, i said it

Quote #4321 (+3) [ 2008-05-25, 16:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sha0> should i use the 'apply online' section on seek.com.au or should i email my resume to the email in the advert?
<Rainwulf> you should wrap it inside a brick
<Rainwulf> and window browse it
<Rainwulf> smtp via glass.window.com

Quote #4333 (+3) [ 2008-06-13, 00:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> my gf's sister is such a nerd
<Dopefish> she programs in c/c++ like 12 hours a day now
<Agg> she sounds hot

Quote #4339 (+3) [ 2008-06-23, 18:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

18:36 < Turophile> Tzortst: Optical mouse. Consider what you're saying.
18:36 < Turophile> If you have a ball mouse that pad isn't your problem.
18:36 < Tzortst> lol no balls here

Quote #4355 (+3) [ 2008-07-27, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish1`> http://www.howarddarkes.com/photos/linuxposter.jpg
<@Agg> it's the most important 1% tho ;)
<@Wayne> that cant be 1%
<@Agg> like, the 1% that runs the internet

Quote #4363 (+3) [ 2008-08-16, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm so hip i can barely see over my pelvis

Quote #159 (+4) [ 2002-12-12, 10:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Womb0> o0o0o0o big words
<Womb0> i am illetirate

Quote #173 (+4) [ 2002-12-16, 08:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav throws Decker into the lake for backing into him
* Decker runs away from the gay men
<Cav> youll be running forever fool :P
<Hibba> Decker: u cant run away from ur self

Quote #182 (+4) [ 2002-12-20, 12:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Groomy> lol
<Groomy> jackass :P
<Yaleman> bah
<Yaleman> fuck you too
<Groomy> nah, cav is here
<Groomy> dont wana upset him
<Yaleman> yeah, fuck him then
<Groomy> ewww no
<Groomy> hehe
<Cav> morning all
* Groomy runs away screaming "NOT AGAIN CAV, ONCE WAS ENUFF!!!"
<Groomy> i mean err... hey

Quote #2447 (+4) [ 2004-12-23, 12:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> wow
<Fod> some guy on the forums can eat 24" of subway
<Fod> that's quite an appetite
<Crudmuffin> yeah
<Fod> a 6" fills me right up
<Fod> and if you quote that out of context, i'll track you down and kill you

Quote #20 (+4) [ 2002-10-25, 07:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: You have achieved legend status as far as avatars go...
<WhiteyFord> Narcolepsy: no its my incredible penis size that has achieved me legend status. My avatars achieved me God-like status
<PooJou> haha
<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: I can only vouch for the first one of those...
<WhiteyFord> :)
<Narcolepsy> *second...

Quote #34 (+4) [ 2002-10-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> .com = community you n00b

Quote #53 (+4) [ 2002-11-06, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, what did I win?
<Agg> FreeFrag - you won a "kick in the nuts" voucher, redeemable at your nearest Agg outlet.
<Agg> (not exchangeable for cash)

Quote #87 (+4) [ 2002-11-18, 11:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Cut off his penis at birth and have it made into a pacifier for him.....
<z3[n]> Strange1: wtf?!
<Strange1> Damn thats twisted
<Strange1> I feel liek kicking myself

Quote #94 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #90 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc kicks glass of pine orange for being shit
<nEoLIthIc> I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE!
<nEoLIthIc> not some fucken pine juice or anything
<nEoLIthIc> THATS IT!
<Owen> You big tough man you, nEoLIthIc.
<nEoLIthIc> owen - thnx :P

Quote #104 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 06:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> why does spoof have to smell bad why cant it smell nice like a fragrence smell
<GooSE> Imagine you could choose your fragrance though.. like... Mystery for dicks, by Calvin Klein
<shift> "Obsession for wankers" by CK
<Jester> if it was a fragrance though i guess people would be spoofing everywhere all over the room if they were expecting visitors
<FreeFrag> "oh yeah hhmmmm that's the way" *ding dong* "oh shit"

Quote #108 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 11:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goofy[HSK]> that games too hard
<Firemoth> Which game?
<Erve> "the game of life"
<Firemoth> I came close to Level 3 :(

Quote #123 (+4) [ 2002-11-25, 04:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sniper1400> What's the most useless thing in sport?
<Daemon> sniper1400: clothing in the women's volleyball? :)
<sniper1400> more like clothing in any womens sport

Quote #128 (+4) [ 2002-11-27, 05:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> umm
<Skitzo> its kinda sick
<Skitzo> some chick shoving her fist up her ass
<Agg> dude, that's not her ass.. you need to get out more
<Agg> er rather, get in more

Quote #225 (+4) [ 2003-01-04, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> we have a gaping great big hole in the front of our house atm
<Crudmuffin> heh, how come?
<Crudmuffin> You're burying the bodies?

Quote #253 (+4) [ 2003-01-16, 05:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3[n] found out the reason why he feels like shit <z3[n]> my jocks were to tight

Quote #267 (+4) [ 2003-01-17, 11:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

Quote #284 (+4) [ 2003-01-26, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> 30 seconds? I last longer when having sex.
<Lurks> \Roscoe: what you only last 31 seconds?
<\Roscoe> 34 thank you very much.

Quote #290 (+4) [ 2003-01-30, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> stuipted black
<sabretooth> Dude... it's spelt "Stupid"
<sabretooth> Not stuipted
<Daemon> sabretooth: my mamma always says stuipted is as stuipted does :P

Quote #311 (+4) [ 2003-02-11, 10:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Dedge looks at the satellite on his roof
<Gibbon> dude, you're lucky it didn't flatten the place when it landed

Quote #366 (+4) [ 2003-03-02, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-217.spiderweb.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-126.spiderweb.com.au) has joined #anomaly
* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

Quote #367 (+4) [ 2003-03-02, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> OMG. I'm about to record ABBA off vinyl!!!!!

Quote #373 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.

Quote #387 (+4) [ 2003-03-09, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hiro-> Oh man, I was eating at the computer today, and a piece of my muesli bar fell on the fall. I figured ten second rule so I grabbed it, didn't bother looking at it to check, blew on it to get rid of anything on it, and put it in my mouth....it had like a forest of dog hairs on it.
<Hiro-> I gagged.

Quote #2700 (+4) [ 2005-04-21, 00:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> i hate having no job
<DarkNation> i hated having a job
<DarkNation> fkn every day after school for 4 hours
<the_squid> oh noes
<the_squid> woe is you
<the_squid> how did you manage having money
<DarkNation> so now ill be working teh weekends
<DarkNation> lol i loved having money
<Eminoir> boo fucking hoo
<DarkNation> i bought a fkn new computer in 3 months
<DarkNation> : P
* Eminoir hands squid a board with a nail in it and picks up a chain
<the_squid> not now em
<Eminoir> it's for him
<DarkNation> mwhaha
<Eminoir> asshat
<DarkNation> haha

Quote #482 (+4) [ 2003-04-20, 20:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> women suck
<VooDoo> only the good ones Junkz
<VooDoo> ok.. some of the bad ones too

Quote #526 (+4) [ 2003-05-05, 00:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hailmary> Its my Birthhhhdayyyyyy
<Maxwell> has your male stripper arrived yet?
<hailmary> yeh three mintues ago

Quote #567 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #575 (+4) [ 2003-05-18, 23:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> trolling for hardcore tamaotchi porn isnt easy

Quote #599 (+4) [ 2003-05-26, 20:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> lol n00b
<Jester> do you even know what warez is ?
<Sparda666> a game or something ??

Quote #800 (+4) [ 2003-07-18, 00:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> /msg nwatts yeah i know.. i told you.. hes great in bed ;)
<Skitzo> fuck

Quote #692 (+4) [ 2003-06-22, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> when my friend had a party, a few people threw up in his backyard. we were there a few months later, and you could see this chunky tufts of grass where the spew was
<Rik_> it had grown 3 times as long as the other grass

Quote #709 (+4) [ 2003-06-29, 19:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slidey> waa my mp3s are playing very sped up
<emp|crash0r> drugs are bad for you mkay?

Quote #795 (+4) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #831 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 15:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> K1 wants his next GF to be dumb as a post
<Bleeter> ek, i'd be going other direction then. at least two brain cells please
<Carrots> yeah.. me too.. I want a gf who is atleast a bit of a challenge at 2 player games
<INerTIal> lol
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Bleeter> i'd like a GF who'd actually not run away @ the thought of playing a comp game
* INerTIal nods
<INerTIal> that would be nice i must admit
<Bleeter> i mean, just ONCE
<RoSWeLL> if u find one Bleeter let me know
<head_rush> lol, no way I want a gf that has NFI about computers
<head_rush> So like after a hard day at work
<head_rush> We can just have mad sex0r
<wry> my ex gf played comp games
<wry> we even played rpg games (book based + card based)
<head_rush> Like if they are better at a computer game than me
<head_rush> Thats just fucked
<head_rush> OMFG
<head_rush> YOUR GF WAS A FUCKING NERD

Quote #833 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Ros`away): is back -( making dinner )- gone 29 min 32 s
* Ros`away is now known as RoSWeLL
<Spark_No2> wha? u bought pizza?
<RoSWeLL> no made myself some dinner i dislike scallops
<Spark_No2> ewww scallops remind me of licking a pussy after its been bushwalking and hasnt had a shower
<RoSWeLL> lol

Quote #834 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Craig> ye i wish, i'm buggered...
<Vood-Sick> who did that to ya
<Vood-Sick> buggered ya i mean.
<Vood-Sick> :D
<Craig> work did
<Vood-Sick> what.. all of em
<Vood-Sick> you must be sore :)
<Redline> lol
<Craig> i'm not getting it
<Vood-Sick> seem you already got it

Quote #842 (+4) [ 2003-08-02, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Joins: ColdFusion (azza@076.a.003.pth.iprimus.net.au)
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*** ColdFusion is now known as ColdFu[CS]
* ColdFu[CS] is away: CounterStrike @210.50.4.17:27015 (iPGN CS 1.5 Arson)
*** ColdFu[CS] is now known as ColdFu|CS
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