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Quote #4013 (+3) [ 2007-01-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> nm --> Passengers with bicycles can travel on all weekend services and public holiday services.
<glasnt> go weedends
<glasnt> *weekends
<glasnt> shit
<LemMinG> the truth slips out eh glasnt

Quote #4017 (+3) [ 2007-01-25, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<carneeki> i'm going to burn in the special hell... the one reserved to axe murderers and people who talk in movies...
<carneeki> i just ripped the audio from the Anti Piracy movie snippet at the start of DVDs and set it to my ringtone...

Quote #4021 (+3) [ 2007-01-26, 11:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> Remote, How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass?
<Bern> Quite satisfying thank you very much

Quote #4356 (+3) [ 2008-07-29, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WedgieWork> if need be - im sure one of us can transfer onto a WU or similar card for you, Sciby
<WedgieWork> as i said before - i thought western union was ok, it was just cause theres dodgy niggerians using it
<WedgieWork> well that was an unfortunate typo.

Quote #4099 (+3) [ 2007-04-29, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Yumm
<Jessica> I cook awesome food.
<Jessica> I am going to make an awesome wife!
<Torched> you can't cook wives
<Torched> silly girl

Quote #4101 (+3) [ 2007-04-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dana passes everyone knives
<dana> and scissors
<dana> and a toaster
<dana> now run!

Quote #4105 (+3) [ 2007-05-05, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BTC> I think i have just been scarred... there's a Tom Hanks movie on...and he was just wrestling in his jocks with a dog...
<Rage> i was watching porn last night, and the scene was in someone's backyard
<Rage> and in the background some of the 'crew' could be seen playing fetch with a dog
<Agg> i hope "playing fetch" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of
<Rage> no, its exactly as described
<Rage> the game which involves throwing a stick for the dog to pick up and return to you
<Agg> i hope "throwing a stick" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of

Quote #4233 (+3) [ 2007-10-21, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jed> so a major embarrassment inviting people back to yours after the venue closes not remembering you keep your porn in the same folder as your music
<Jed> and having one of the girls say "wow you've got a lot of porn .... do you like fat chicks or something"

Quote #4252 (+3) [ 2007-12-10, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* vanguard has quit (Quit: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ;_;)
<brodsta> Britney is fat
<V8R> so turn off the lights :P
* V8R gorn
<brodsta> Lights off, glasses on, hair up?
<Rainwulf> paper bag
<brodsta> lol
<ace234> 2 paper bags, incase hers falls off

Quote #4262 (+3) [ 2008-01-19, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> oooh a valiant
<SG> ahh the wrx of the 70s

Quote #4264 (+3) [ 2008-01-23, 14:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rainwulf: apparently at some interview he was visibly shaking
Rainwulf: i dont know the full story
Rainwulf: so im going to string together bits of hearsay
Rainwulf: and make something out of it
Rainwulf: yay, im a FOX news reporter!

Quote #4273 (+3) [ 2008-02-19, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Selekta> anwyay
<Selekta> back to killing that glasnt bitch
* Selekta stabs
* glasnt dies
* glasnt gets reincarnated as a library
<glasnt> Hehe, he can't find me know, cos he doesn't know I exist!
* glasnt cackles

Quote #4281 (+3) [ 2008-03-05, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i love ubuntu
<FatMan> there, i said it

Quote #4321 (+3) [ 2008-05-25, 16:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sha0> should i use the 'apply online' section on seek.com.au or should i email my resume to the email in the advert?
<Rainwulf> you should wrap it inside a brick
<Rainwulf> and window browse it
<Rainwulf> smtp via glass.window.com

Quote #4333 (+3) [ 2008-06-13, 00:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> my gf's sister is such a nerd
<Dopefish> she programs in c/c++ like 12 hours a day now
<Agg> she sounds hot

Quote #4339 (+3) [ 2008-06-23, 18:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

18:36 < Turophile> Tzortst: Optical mouse. Consider what you're saying.
18:36 < Turophile> If you have a ball mouse that pad isn't your problem.
18:36 < Tzortst> lol no balls here

Quote #4355 (+3) [ 2008-07-27, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish1`> http://www.howarddarkes.com/photos/linuxposter.jpg
<@Agg> it's the most important 1% tho ;)
<@Wayne> that cant be 1%
<@Agg> like, the 1% that runs the internet

Quote #4363 (+3) [ 2008-08-16, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm so hip i can barely see over my pelvis

Quote #173 (+4) [ 2002-12-16, 08:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav throws Decker into the lake for backing into him
* Decker runs away from the gay men
<Cav> youll be running forever fool :P
<Hibba> Decker: u cant run away from ur self

Quote #182 (+4) [ 2002-12-20, 12:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Groomy> lol
<Groomy> jackass :P
<Yaleman> bah
<Yaleman> fuck you too
<Groomy> nah, cav is here
<Groomy> dont wana upset him
<Yaleman> yeah, fuck him then
<Groomy> ewww no
<Groomy> hehe
<Cav> morning all
* Groomy runs away screaming "NOT AGAIN CAV, ONCE WAS ENUFF!!!"
<Groomy> i mean err... hey

Quote #2447 (+4) [ 2004-12-23, 12:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> wow
<Fod> some guy on the forums can eat 24" of subway
<Fod> that's quite an appetite
<Crudmuffin> yeah
<Fod> a 6" fills me right up
<Fod> and if you quote that out of context, i'll track you down and kill you

Quote #20 (+4) [ 2002-10-25, 07:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: You have achieved legend status as far as avatars go...
<WhiteyFord> Narcolepsy: no its my incredible penis size that has achieved me legend status. My avatars achieved me God-like status
<PooJou> haha
<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: I can only vouch for the first one of those...
<WhiteyFord> :)
<Narcolepsy> *second...

Quote #34 (+4) [ 2002-10-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> .com = community you n00b

Quote #87 (+4) [ 2002-11-18, 11:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Cut off his penis at birth and have it made into a pacifier for him.....
<z3[n]> Strange1: wtf?!
<Strange1> Damn thats twisted
<Strange1> I feel liek kicking myself

Quote #94 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #90 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc kicks glass of pine orange for being shit
<nEoLIthIc> I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE!
<nEoLIthIc> not some fucken pine juice or anything
<nEoLIthIc> THATS IT!
<Owen> You big tough man you, nEoLIthIc.
<nEoLIthIc> owen - thnx :P

Quote #104 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 06:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> why does spoof have to smell bad why cant it smell nice like a fragrence smell
<GooSE> Imagine you could choose your fragrance though.. like... Mystery for dicks, by Calvin Klein
<shift> "Obsession for wankers" by CK
<Jester> if it was a fragrance though i guess people would be spoofing everywhere all over the room if they were expecting visitors
<FreeFrag> "oh yeah hhmmmm that's the way" *ding dong* "oh shit"

Quote #108 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 11:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goofy[HSK]> that games too hard
<Firemoth> Which game?
<Erve> "the game of life"
<Firemoth> I came close to Level 3 :(

Quote #128 (+4) [ 2002-11-27, 05:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> umm
<Skitzo> its kinda sick
<Skitzo> some chick shoving her fist up her ass
<Agg> dude, that's not her ass.. you need to get out more
<Agg> er rather, get in more

Quote #225 (+4) [ 2003-01-04, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> we have a gaping great big hole in the front of our house atm
<Crudmuffin> heh, how come?
<Crudmuffin> You're burying the bodies?

Quote #253 (+4) [ 2003-01-16, 05:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3[n] found out the reason why he feels like shit <z3[n]> my jocks were to tight

Quote #267 (+4) [ 2003-01-17, 11:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

Quote #290 (+4) [ 2003-01-30, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> stuipted black
<sabretooth> Dude... it's spelt "Stupid"
<sabretooth> Not stuipted
<Daemon> sabretooth: my mamma always says stuipted is as stuipted does :P

Quote #311 (+4) [ 2003-02-11, 10:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Dedge looks at the satellite on his roof
<Gibbon> dude, you're lucky it didn't flatten the place when it landed

Quote #366 (+4) [ 2003-03-02, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-217.spiderweb.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-126.spiderweb.com.au) has joined #anomaly
* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

Quote #373 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.

Quote #387 (+4) [ 2003-03-09, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hiro-> Oh man, I was eating at the computer today, and a piece of my muesli bar fell on the fall. I figured ten second rule so I grabbed it, didn't bother looking at it to check, blew on it to get rid of anything on it, and put it in my mouth....it had like a forest of dog hairs on it.
<Hiro-> I gagged.

Quote #2700 (+4) [ 2005-04-21, 00:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> i hate having no job
<DarkNation> i hated having a job
<DarkNation> fkn every day after school for 4 hours
<the_squid> oh noes
<the_squid> woe is you
<the_squid> how did you manage having money
<DarkNation> so now ill be working teh weekends
<DarkNation> lol i loved having money
<Eminoir> boo fucking hoo
<DarkNation> i bought a fkn new computer in 3 months
<DarkNation> : P
* Eminoir hands squid a board with a nail in it and picks up a chain
<the_squid> not now em
<Eminoir> it's for him
<DarkNation> mwhaha
<Eminoir> asshat
<DarkNation> haha

Quote #526 (+4) [ 2003-05-05, 00:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hailmary> Its my Birthhhhdayyyyyy
<Maxwell> has your male stripper arrived yet?
<hailmary> yeh three mintues ago

Quote #599 (+4) [ 2003-05-26, 20:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> lol n00b
<Jester> do you even know what warez is ?
<Sparda666> a game or something ??

Quote #603 (+4) [ 2003-05-29, 01:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): There was a better online version somewhere. Where it gave it back to you in wav format. I once put a very nasty wav file (regarding a fat and ugly friend of my ex's) on a mix cd i made. Turns out, that cd came on at a party... MAN , was i popular after that one!
(MadHatter): lol
(MadHatter): logoff
(Darkness): I couldn't, it was real life!

Quote #800 (+4) [ 2003-07-18, 00:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> /msg nwatts yeah i know.. i told you.. hes great in bed ;)
<Skitzo> fuck

Quote #633 (+4) [ 2003-06-07, 13:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> everyone is grumpy when they are tiered
<Firemoth> z3[n], depends which tier you are. :p
<z3[n]> *tired!* happy?
<Firemoth> No, please leave. We can no longer put up with your mistakes.
* z3[n] slowly walks away from the channel in tears
* Firemoth husg
<Firemoth> hugs too
<Firemoth> Don't say a word, z3[n] :P

Quote #795 (+4) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #810 (+4) [ 2003-07-22, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> wtf doesnt agg sell a bike and buy a ballsy server?
<DrAlpina> cause he keeps smashing them ElCrunch
<ElCrunch> oh deer

Quote #833 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Ros`away): is back -( making dinner )- gone 29 min 32 s
* Ros`away is now known as RoSWeLL
<Spark_No2> wha? u bought pizza?
<RoSWeLL> no made myself some dinner i dislike scallops
<Spark_No2> ewww scallops remind me of licking a pussy after its been bushwalking and hasnt had a shower
<RoSWeLL> lol

Quote #834 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Craig> ye i wish, i'm buggered...
<Vood-Sick> who did that to ya
<Vood-Sick> buggered ya i mean.
<Vood-Sick> :D
<Craig> work did
<Vood-Sick> what.. all of em
<Vood-Sick> you must be sore :)
<Redline> lol
<Craig> i'm not getting it
<Vood-Sick> seem you already got it

Quote #842 (+4) [ 2003-08-02, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Joins: ColdFusion (azza@076.a.003.pth.iprimus.net.au)
* ColdFusion is away: CS
*** ColdFusion is now known as ColdFu[CS]
* ColdFu[CS] is away: CounterStrike @210.50.4.17:27015 (iPGN CS 1.5 Arson)
*** ColdFu[CS] is now known as ColdFu|CS
* ColdFu|CS is away: CounterStrike @203.24.101.84:27015 (EFTel West CS 1.5 #7)
*** ColdFu|CS was kicked by Darkness (Darkness is here: STFU@203.24.101.84:27015 (You)- (Kick : 213)

Quote #849 (+4) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #872 (+4) [ 2003-08-10, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> we found this mag at t42 with nude pics in it right
<Sponge> so we tore the pages out
<head_rush> Did you beat off
<Sponge> and when wee were at iso
<Sponge> we stood at the top of the lift and kept sending a page at a time down stairs
<Sponge> the lift would come back up empty