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Quote #1304 (+5) [ 2003-11-11, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sam cochrane> i need friends
<sam cochrane> please?
<sam cochrane> am willing to pay

Quote #1312 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zom> OCAU...
<Zom> is that an australian godzilla or something?

Quote #1319 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> It's your fault you won't re-enact them with me, sab :(
<eDust|beer> what's this channel turned into
<biatch> I'm forced to live out my sick fantasies on the internet, with strangers :(

Quote #1345 (+5) [ 2003-11-16, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> that was the funniest bus trip ever
<WhiteyFord> oh Rik.. i guess you got home okay on sat night?
<Rik> no
<Rik> I got raped
<Rik> and dumped in bushland
<CrashDummy> :(
<CrashDummy> rik were you joking before ?
* Rik looks around
<Rik> he touched me in my spethl place
<Rik> that's not cool

Quote #1420 (+5) [ 2003-12-06, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Temperature: |CPU #1: 43C, CPU #2: 40C, CPU #1: 3552RPM, CPU #2: 3629RPM, Fan 3: 3629RPM|
<@D_Web> cpu #1 is always 3degrees warmer
<@D_Web> I need to get some decent thermal paste
* Draebor eyes AS5 bigass tube of love
<@Rage> please
<@Rage> keep your ass tubes of love to yourself
<@Rage> dude

Quote #1426 (+5) [ 2003-12-08, 17:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<passedoutkitten> life sucks and i swallow like the two dollar whore that i am.
<Apoc> wait
<Apoc> $2?
<Apoc> where the fuck is my change?!?!

Quote #1429 (+5) [ 2003-12-08, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google miserable failure
<D_Web> Result: Biography of President George W. Bush - [ http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html ]

Quote #1459 (+5) [ 2003-12-27, 15:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> GAH, i just sat on a piece of coral :(

Quote #1461 (+5) [ 2003-12-28, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Agg-: oh and i need a cronjob
<FreeFrag> dont be rude :o
<Agg-> jeez, you could at least buy me dinner first

Quote #1481 (+5) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)

Quote #1508 (+5) [ 2004-01-11, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I wonder how much it'd cost to get a pair of jeans legs shortened
<brembo`> less than it'd cost to get leg extensions

Quote #1510 (+5) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #1518 (+5) [ 2004-01-14, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macca> the only thing that will get in the way of this lan is my sister
<fod> is she hot?
<macca> no, she is a pain in the ass...
<fod> idb?

Quote #1536 (+5) [ 2004-01-19, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vassili> hey Cav, are you the guy that everyone thinks/knows is gay?

Quote #1571 (+5) [ 2004-01-31, 18:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch1> grr going to lay down .. everytime eat something my brain ping times out

Quote #1609 (+5) [ 2004-02-08, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dance_Commander> Hey all
<Danny``> lla yeH
<Dance_Commander> ok..
<Danny``> ..ko
<drp> morning :)
<Dance_Commander> I thought people usually got drunk on saturday nights.. :)
<Danny``> cba typin that one
<Danny``> lol

Quote #1615 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kommando> wtf is COD and why do you have to pay for it?

Quote #1617 (+5) [ 2004-02-10, 20:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Anyone had anything to do with a serious car restoration?
<Agg> no, I only restore funny cars.

Quote #1674 (+5) [ 2004-02-22, 19:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Draebor> were the rides any good?
<@DDsD|moofi> Yeah they were.. except i didnt go on any of them.. was too busy being jaded
<@Draebor> ahh fucker :) that was my main reason for wanting to go
<@DDsD|moofi> What, being Jaded? or using the rides? ;p
<@Draebor> rides damnit
<@DDsD|moofi> Heh, yeah.. i was going to say you can be Jaded at home -> http://www.jadedraver.com/
<@Draebor> pfft i could show superstar dj's how to take a dump
<Fod|Food> but you wouldn't have chix00rs offering to wipe for you :)

Quote #1683 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #1934 (+5) [ 2004-05-07, 17:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PsychoMatt was kicked by Sticks ( I would ask you to leave, but why, when I can force you? )

Quote #1750 (+5) [ 2004-03-18, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzZzZzZ> im gonna go get laid! :P
<sabretooth> Junkz, leave Sticks alone!

Quote #1752 (+5) [ 2004-03-20, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild[a] has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Z has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild has joined #ugbox
<knowsfords> I guess its up to us wild to repopulate the earth

Quote #1817 (+5) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #1836 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'new servers onsite @ comindico, waiting for ausgamers to commission, no we don't know when'
<Z> agg: when do we get new servers
<Agg> shaddup nick :)
<Nick> :D

Quote #1846 (+5) [ 2004-04-17, 03:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> when i was young and cruel i used to stand in the middle of the lawn, hug a cat to my chest and spin in circles until i could hardly stand.. then put cat on ground
<Agg> they try to run off.. sideways

Quote #1849 (+5) [ 2004-04-17, 11:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Now talking in #overclockers
*** Topic is ''trent in datacentre now, server swap proceeding''
*** Joins: Matthew (Matthew@210.11.227.133)
<Matthew> is OCAU Down?
*** reax sets mode: +b *!*@210.11.227.133
*** Matthew was kicked by reax (yeah whatever)

Quote #1860 (+5) [ 2004-04-19, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<babu> i ordered the most expensive sushi thing for dinner tonight
<babu> and this one bit was like
<babu> sea urchin
<babu> but it just looked like fuckin fried egg
<babu> i've never tasted anything so fucking disgusting in my life
<babu> and i'm korean, we eat loads of odd shit

Quote #1864 (+5) [ 2004-04-22, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> wanted: Sexy, thin, huge jugged hot chicks to pay to have sex with Erve
<Erve> they should be grovelling for the privledge
<Erve> them and their mothers

Quote #1877 (+5) [ 2004-04-26, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Does anyone use the PIPE news servers for binaries?
<Rage> thats just a fancy way of saying "how do i download warez from pipe?" :P

Quote #1891 (+5) [ 2004-04-29, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Nozz> Stix is the only one I'd consider to be a genuine beanpole
<Tallyrand> wish i was a bean pole not a brick shithouse
<Saga> what? red and with mortar in your cracks Tallyrand?

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #1949 (+5) [ 2004-05-11, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> is there any way to find out who has registered a particular domain name?
<Mred32> whois whois
<Mred32> whoisnt whoisnt
<Mred32> Why Why is is there there 2 2 of of each each word? word?
<Mred32> wtf wtf
<Lombers> hehe
<Lombers> Mred32: turn off echo :)
<Agg> ttuurrnn ooffff yyoouurr ffuullll dduupplleexx
<Mred32> this this is is shitting shitting me me.
<Mred32> its its only only this this window window
* Mred32 has left #ocau
<Agg> lol @ mred
* Mred32 has joined #ocau
* Z sets mode: +o Mred32
<Agg> i thought he was just being silly
<Mred32> hmm
<Lombers> lol
<Mred32> ha, fixed

Quote #1972 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Micle> u weant that cd player?
<Micle> old one
<nko> nup, why?
<Micle> my sister wants a cd player for her car
<nko> $50
<Micle> my sister offers $20
<nko> $50
<Micle> $30
<nko> $50
<Micle> $35
<nko> $50
<Micle> $40???
<nko> $50
<Micle> punk arse lil bitch
<nko> $50
<Micle> alrite
<Micle> that was my sister typing
<Micle> i told her you wont negotiate
<nko> ;)

Quote #1998 (+5) [ 2004-05-25, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> Tasmanians are great dancers, they might have two left feet but they have two right arms to balance it out

Quote #2075 (+5) [ 2004-06-23, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@sniperA64> DOOM3 coming 03-08-04
<Crudmuffin> sniperA64: You dont' mean coming 03-04-08?
<@Manaz> Nah, that's HL2
<Crudmuffin> you mean they're not the same game?
<Crudmuffin> :)
<@Manaz> Don't even ask about Duke Nukem Forever :P
<enigma> damnit, manaz beat me

Quote #2076 (+5) [ 2004-06-24, 13:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i remember when i got busted stealing a game from the school
<Rage> "Maths Circus"
<Rage> i copied it onto a floppy at lunchtime
<Rage> then my parents made me write a letter of apology :(
<Rage> my first piracy bust, lol

Quote #2137 (+5) [ 2004-07-12, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SPlatinum> Well, I'm sleepy, I better be off boys.
<Mred32> I was off boys a long time ago.
<SPlatinum> Damm you!

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #2226 (+5) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"

Quote #2270 (+5) [ 2004-09-01, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): nice. vaginal thrush ads
(brembo`): put them around dinner time too, Brilliant!
(Rage): brilliant!

Quote #2353 (+5) [ 2004-10-21, 01:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> how can I escape a " in php?
<Narcolepsy> Run away?

Quote #2388 (+5) [ 2004-11-14, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Not much quizzing in #quiz
<Quadbox> not much murder in #death, either
<FreeFrag> lol
<Krypt0n> not much to download in #juarez,mexico
<Krypt0n> heh

Quote #2429 (+5) [ 2004-12-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fragwizard> I dig HL2:DM
<Fragwizard> i just played a bit
<Fragwizard> 10 seconds into me joining
<Fragwizard> i got hit square in the head
<Fragwizard> with a toilet
<Fragwizard> LOL

Quote #2485 (+5) [ 2005-01-10, 01:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> our notes servers are like uni students during o-week
<Agg> going down all the time?

Quote #2494 (+5) [ 2005-01-14, 14:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> LCD's have crap colour reproduction
<brembo`> only 16bit as opposed to CRT's 24bit
<WhiteyFord> yeah, i never understood why apple went bonkers over LCD
<WhiteyFord> its worse for designers
<TheWedgie> but the wank factor is higher
<WhiteyFord> which proves that most designers still use Macs just because they're posers, not because they're actually better (even though im a designer myself)
<TheWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2522 (+5) [ 2005-01-21, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, wtf .. eating rice crackers.. the green ones are "surprise, wasabi grenade" flavour.. bleh

Quote #2540 (+5) [ 2005-01-27, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ vanguard- ] *you must be this tall to ride the netsplit*

Quote #2547 (+5) [ 2005-01-29, 17:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> everytime i eat homemade pie i feel sick
<outonanisl> i think my body is trying to tell me that 25 pounds of butter per square inch isnt good
<Iroquois> yep, it'll do that
<Iroquois> when I ate my regrettable record of 14 pieces of pizza, my body *sure* told me about that :(
<Iroquois> then the doctor at the hospital told me about it