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Quote #2381 (+2) [ 2004-11-11, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phextwin is now known as confused
* Statts is now known as bewildered
<confused> Together, we are bewildered & confused!
<bewildered> flabergasted wouldnt fit :(

Quote #3594 (+4) [ 2006-10-13, 00:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pcweirdo> benz and bolex, sitting in a tree, C-T-C-P-I-N-G. first comes ping, then checking version, then comes a baby in the baby carriage...

Quote #1458 (+2) [ 2003-12-27, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> well figure out which courses i'm meant to enrol in next semester biatch..
<biatch> sure!
<predder> just a course code will do fine
<biatch> How to NOT cheat on your girlfriend 1.1
<biatch> Being a nice guy.... for UTTER MORONS
<biatch> eheheheheheheheheheh
<biatch> sorry :)
* biatch sits back down.
<@Agg> you need How To Get A Girlfriend 1.0 first
<biatch> perhaps you can lend him your copy, Agg
* predder just enrols in "how to kill yourself with a shotgun 1.1"
<@Agg> sure.. mine's barely used

Quote #3640 (+3) [ 2006-11-28, 12:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> someone just came up to me and asked me to show them how to edit a pdf file with mspaint
<Falkor> lol
<Freaek> aparently my blank stare unnerved them
<Freaek> and they ran away

Quote #1827 (+4) [ 2004-04-13, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> i know agg was getting the servers installed as a bday present for me.
<aftahours> ;)
<Hunter> aftahours, is this before or after mum and dad told you the easter bunny wasnt real? :P

Quote #1175 (+5) [ 2003-10-20, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): its pretty bad when you're porn surfing and you come across a pic with a computer in the background and you look at the comp first...

Quote #1361 (+2) [ 2003-11-19, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> ffs
<Matthew> dads looking at porn again
<Trav> like father like son

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #2274 (+1) [ 2004-09-04, 17:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop> stupid neighbours and their lack of understanding the laws of thermodynamics

Quote #2617 (+1) [ 2005-03-09, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milton> Why do hotdogs taste better at 3am instead of 3pm?
<Mred32> Because they've had more time to ferment

Quote #4350 (+3) [ 2008-07-25, 23:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Asteroid> why the fuck did you glue plugs in
<Teh_Dan> try zip ties next time
<Asteroid> that is stupid on many levels.
<Asteroid> go buy a new power board and a few kettle leads than slap yourself for being a dick.
<Ze> the zip ties didn't work well (the powerboard is pretty fucked :p)
<Ze> Asteroid: because it's hot glue
<Asteroid> oh but it's hotglue.
<Asteroid> idiot.

Quote #1549 (+11) [ 2004-01-23, 20:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> have a little chip that interfaces with your memory and have its capacity set to something small... like 1gb.
<knowsfords> which allows you to know everything about a certain topic.
<D_Web> I don't think solid state memory can even begin to compare with the brain
<knowsfords> yes, but by the time you can fit 1gb easily on the tip of a pin... you'd think they'd know something about the brain/
<Tommmo> i suggest they use firewire :P
<D_Web> System Availability: 99.4514%
<D_Web> hrmm
<Tommmo> What's that
<Tommmo> ?
<Fod> his brain :)

Quote #4008 (+2) [ 2007-01-13, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Look I'm sure he'd manage to do it.
<Shaun> [17:27:32] -!- Irssi: [ @Sciby ] [sciby@138.77.43.69 ]
<Shaun> Er.
<Shaun> Stupid putty.
<mazzanet> s/putty/user/
<Shaun> Want me to see how many times I've seen you say "stupid putty"?
<mazzanet> now with a new mouse with better tactileness is hard to accidently right click
<mazzanet> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<mazzanet> <html dir="ltr" lang="en">
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> shut up.

Quote #567 (+5) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #1735 (+3) [ 2004-03-09, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB|Gpl> yay new modem
*** BOB|Gpl is now known as BOB_LOE
<BOB_LOE> and its got 2 more lights!!!
<Bundy> u bored man
<BOB_LOE> yes :|
<BOB_LOE> and its bigger!
<BOB_LOE> gonna paint it red later so i can download files faster

Quote #3509 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 19:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sciby> Just walked into the comp lab to check the printer paper and 10 guys are in there, playing counter-strike. When I cleared my throat, they all spun around like they'd been caught jacking off together.

Quote #1380 (+11) [ 2003-11-26, 18:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg) this spam reckons i can have "an erection that lasts all weekend" .. am i the only one who sees some serious problems with that?
(Squigy) awsome
(Reaver) no, weekend long erections own
(gords) i can imagine it'd be a bit of a problem. better not reply to that one, Agg
(@Agg) you do a handstand when you want to take a piss?
(Largo) or poke an eye out
(zebu) yeah its all good till you need to go to the store and buy some milk
(jimiw) Quadbox: it's not that bad, i saw it about a month ago
(Squigy) lol
(Squigy) it comes in handy as a towel rack

Quote #2288 (+8) [ 2004-09-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Jessica> That's pretty cruel enigma :(
<+Jessica> Not taking a chance with people because they're ugly
<@enigma> no, not ugly
<@enigma> they weren't ugly
<@enigma> they were possibly alright looking
<@DrillSGT> Just ... wearing enough makeup to protect themselves from nuclear fallout?

Quote #158 (+31) [ 2002-12-12, 08:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Ooh, its the most nerdiest trance song
* Baker is listening to Various Artists - Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire (radio edit)
<Baker> Fire..... wire....
<PooJou> Fire Wire?
<PooJou> wtf?
<dspringau> Wire on Fire?
<PooJou> Fire on Wire?
<Baker> Just download it, you'll see
<Agg> IEEE1394! IEEE1394! IEEE1394! (boop boop beep beep) Fire.. wire.. fire.. wire.. (beep beep boop boop)

Quote #268 (+7) [ 2003-01-18, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> sif broadband, go SDSL or ADSL

Quote #3630 (+2) [ 2006-11-17, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Kingy, I'll put our 60incher in the shitter, you can bet you'll be bitching it's too big :P

Quote #608 (+9) [ 2003-05-31, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> Good thing the wife is out atm then.
<Mred32> ...cause I'm gonna take my daughter to kindy gym and check out all the mums.

Quote #551 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #1890 (+2) [ 2004-04-29, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

[predder] you calling me a noob ethanol?
*** Draffa has quit IRC (Quit: brb)
[ethanol] no i'm calling oz.orgy a n00b
[Brett''] there are 1700 ppl in this orgy, there is bound to be SOME things go wrong
[ethanol] true
[Brett''] ppl connecting to the wrong ports

Quote #2445 (+42) [ 2004-12-22, 11:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Jessica> Ash
< Jessica> I'm at a net cafe
< Jessica> I installed firefox
< Jessica> renamed it Internet Explorer
< Jessica> and changed the icon :P
< Jessica> WHERE ARE MY KUDOS

Quote #1825 (+12) [ 2004-04-13, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> [07:04pm] <@VooDoo> i employed Lonewolf didnt i :) <---- and just what is that supposed to mean, hmmm?
<Lurks> lol LoneWolf_
<Simboo> that you're a slack jawed yokel with a pron problem and three toes
<LoneWolf_> I RESENT THAT REMARK! I am not slack jawed!

Quote #2097 (+10) [ 2004-06-30, 18:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> I hate cheap power tools.
* Erve has joined #channel
<Rik> speaking of cheap tools
<Erve> I'm cheap and quick.
<Rik> blow too soon
<Erve> and easy to replace

Quote #1818 (+10) [ 2004-04-10, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> shut the fuck up owen
<Owen> No, you
<DrillSGT> No, you
<-- Z has kicked DrillSGT from #n00b ((OblongCheese) No, you)
--> DrillSGT (drillsgt@CPE-144-137-154-123.qld.bigpond.net.au) has joined #n00b
<DrillSGT> hahaha
<DrillSGT> you think your smart owen
<Skitzo> Haha.
<-- Owen has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<DrillSGT> I unpluged him from the hub ;)

Quote #2747 (+1) [ 2005-05-12, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sagit> it is currently precipitating heavily here
<hazza-> ?
<timace> its raining, fag

Quote #1980 (+4) [ 2004-05-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Hibba kicks google
<remote_man> why kick google?
<remote_man> Hibba: i'd be careful kicking google in here
<remote_man> google is irc's version fo the bible

Quote #1099 (+4) [ 2003-10-10, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MasterOfW0 has quit IRC (Quit: Lol- http://www.tubgirl.com Disgusting warning, dont open when there are other people around. not reccommened for children)
<Hibba[a]> right.....
<Hibba[a]> freak
<live-evil> yeh man hes original ...
<live-evil> he posted tubgirl...
<Falkor[A]> lol
<Falkor[A]> how is that not pr0n? :
<Falkor[A]> :P
<INerTIal> if you think tubgirl is pron you have a sick and twisted little mind
<INerTIal> and can i have your phone number
<Falkor[A]> 1900 tubgirl
* INerTIal dials
<INerTIal> damn engagaed

Quote #3357 (+9) [ 2006-05-06, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> I do believe my pizza is on fire.

Quote #1215 (+5) [ 2003-10-24, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Immo_G): had ya 12 barons table 'burgers' for the day
(tensop): eww barons table
(tensop): you know how they make that
(tensop): they stick a 20v+ probe to a peice of cardboard
(tensop): the other to some dog meat
(Immo_G): lol
(tensop): stick both of em in some water
(Immo_G): hahahaha rofl
(Immo_G): electroplated meat

Quote #1817 (+6) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #971 (+9) [ 2003-08-30, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> bbs bogans are trying to steal my car
<-- Sponge has quit (Exit: )

Quote #2433 (+9) [ 2004-12-17, 09:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;blazemore&gt; omg i love this song<br />
&lt;blazemore&gt; Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2<br />
&lt;Javi&gt; blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

Quote #2525 (+4) [ 2005-01-23, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzaBBQ> the bbq people were the ones i were standing next to for the last 15 mins
<mazzaBBQ> dammit
<mazzaBBQ> everyone knows me
<David> you found them mazza?
<mazzaBBQ> but i dont know them
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, put the fucking IRC phone in your pocket and socialise.
----- 5 Minutes Later -----
<David> mazza put down the phone man :p
<ace234> mazzaBBQ are you going for the biggest geek award?
<mazzaBBQ> yes
<mazzaBBQ> these people are scaring me
<Reaver|ZzZ> how's mazza on the net
<David> on his phone
<David> nerding it up bigtime
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, are they looking at you with that "Geez...wtf is up with that kid, it's like he has an emotional attachment with IRC" look on thier face?
<David> FreeFrag: $10 says so.
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, turn on the webcam, I want to see thier faces.
<David> take pics!
<David> surely that phone has a camera too
<David> I tried telling mazza yesterday that he shouldn't play with his phone.. he needs to socialise with the people! :D
<FreeFrag> Who knows what mazzanets mobile number is? I'll call up Telstra and have it cancelled because it was stolen. We've got to do this kid a favour.

Quote #887 (+2) [ 2003-08-12, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif[W]> no patching RMIT production servers against Win32.Blaster.Worm
<XiTatiON> hehe stupid worm
<XiTatiON> i bet all our fucking clients get it :(
<XiTatiON> i bet i cant get it due to my firewall arangments
<Agg> you have fucking clients? wow, i just have advertising clients.

Quote #357 (+4) [ 2003-02-25, 08:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milenko> Thor-Work: porn mags have contents?
<Thor-Work> yes they do
<Milenko> funny thing that, ive never noticed them
<V8> you buy magazines of pron and you have a net connection ?
<V8> weird
<V8> :P
<bh> v8 you can take the mags into the bathroom for a wack
<bh> computers are harder to take
<Milenko> oh yuck bh
<V8> oh um ok
<Milenko> we really needed to know that
* LoneWolf_ looks at his laptop
<LoneWolf_> :)

Quote #904 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #2537 (+2) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #1184 (+3) [ 2003-10-21, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<smokey> pussy smells
<SUPAMODEL> especially when it's been dead for like 2, 3 days dude

Quote #1993 (+5) [ 2004-05-22, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> !seen lamers
<Daemon> Last seen Lurks: now
<Lurks> piss off Daemon ;)

Quote #2931 (+7) [ 2005-08-11, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Lapto> You might be calling Bern "daddy"
<Jessica> I already do ;)

Quote #2805 (+9) [ 2005-05-31, 17:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rodgone ] on my toom stone i want /whois rodgrech
[ FatMan ] ok
[ rodgone ] ./rodgrech is on channel #dead
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (dead)
[ rodgone ] hahaha
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #life (connection reset by peer)
[ rodgone ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (connection reset by spider)

Quote #4105 (+2) [ 2007-05-05, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BTC> I think i have just been scarred... there's a Tom Hanks movie on...and he was just wrestling in his jocks with a dog...
<Rage> i was watching porn last night, and the scene was in someone's backyard
<Rage> and in the background some of the 'crew' could be seen playing fetch with a dog
<Agg> i hope "playing fetch" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of
<Rage> no, its exactly as described
<Rage> the game which involves throwing a stick for the dog to pick up and return to you
<Agg> i hope "throwing a stick" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of

Quote #4076 (+1) [ 2007-04-11, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i lived for 6 months on no frills fish fingers and no frills bread, toasted in my little grill
<brodsta> You seem to be breaking a lot of stuff lately rodgrech.. ;)
<Navillus> Morning boblapcat
<Agg> coz i was fucking poor. NEVAR AGAIN, NEVAAARR
<Rainwulf> agg.. damn
<V8R[ws]> brodsta: its called 'trouble shooting' :p
<Dopefish> when ocau was poor agg?
* Agg rolls around in google cheques
<rodgrech> V8R[ws], just a big fight, all good again
<knowsfords> Agg: by little grill you mean your athlon?

Quote #3408 (+1) [ 2006-06-17, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grobsy> I wish it were rum o'clock :(
<Gavatron> ewwww
<Gavatron> i've had bundy once and disliked it a lot
* Bundy has joined #overclockers
<Gavatron> lol
<Gavatron> that was timely

Quote #1442 (+44) [ 2003-12-15, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> trojan scanners dont work Firemoth
<Firemoth> ?
<Tensop> last week, i walk into my room and theres this big fucking wooden horse in the middle of my room

Quote #3382 (+9) [ 2006-05-27, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Old_Camper> Oh my God
<Old_Camper> I just wiped my nose with a tissue that had semen in it
<Old_Camper> That's the last time I leave my dirty tissues on the desk
<FatMan> hahaha
<outy> hahaha
<FatMan> owned!
<Shaun> That's not something you tell this channel, by the way.
<Old_Camper> :(