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Quote #1678 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 15:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> 1 AUD = 0.772513 USD !?!
<brembo`> was almost 0.8USD on friday
<knowsfords> someone sneezed brembo` :/
<echelon> someone shat on an Australian $20 bill and posted it to George Bush

Quote #4245 (+6) [ 2007-11-18, 22:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> I had king Prawns and coopers for dinner... nice, simple and delicious
<Agg> i finished off a cab merlot earlier, smack :)
<brodsta> We had some seafood salad thing with lobster and scallops
<smack> well done
<TankTop> i had sausages :<

Quote #735 (+1) [ 2003-07-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> lol haha i remember on friday u was on the end of that seat and nick was next to u, a chick had her arse in your face virtually and u grabbed one cheek she turned around what did she say to ya ?
<Sparks_> me?
<RoSWeLL> yeh man
<Sparks_> I fricking hope not....
<Sparks_> oh shit
* Sparks_ swears never to drink again
<Sparks_> bbias.....im just grabbing a beer from fridge

Quote #3220 (+7) [ 2006-01-23, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> I dont watch tv unless it ends in .avi

Quote #2173 (+9) [ 2004-07-21, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sciby&r=s&pos=3 <--bottom definition, bwahahahaa, I'll take one guess who submitted that
<FreeFrag> A) Asrehole <--That gives it away :D :D
<Sciby> Yup, safe to say it's TheTron. You can smell the stupidity.
<Sciby> Even if there was no quote, the spelling of 'asrehole' still gives it away.
<FreeFrag> Sciby, come on, join in you fun nazi!! You can smell the stuiptedity :)
<FreeFrag> So anyway, Sciby, been doing much trolling while whom adminning lately?
<Sciby> FF: No, but I"m a snobbish asrehole.

Quote #3327 (+1) [ 2006-04-18, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Work> thing is right, fat chicks get taken by the skinny guys what are all "omg i boned dis chick moite"
<BenZ|Work> so...what do us fat guys get?
<TheWedgie> maccas.

Quote #148 (+11) [ 2002-12-09, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> <Mitchee> Agg: Theres sooo many from #overclockers on there it isnt funny! <-- err, probably because it's an #overclockers quote archive

Quote #3057 (+4) [ 2005-10-30, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@chrisltft> my undies are back!!!!!!!!!!!
<@chrisltft> they were in a bag outside
<@chrisltft> near the noticeboard
<@chrisltft> with a note pinned to them
<@chrisltft> "accidentally taken from laundry, sorry"
<@chrisltft> yes!!!!!!!!

Quote #723 (+1) [ 2003-07-04, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i did gender studies this semester because it was full of girls.. then i realised they were all feminists

Quote #1748 (+1) [ 2004-03-16, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> I'm off to bed to dream about kinky women in plush animal costumes and lots of latex
<deepspring> *drool*

Quote #2693 (+5) [ 2005-04-18, 15:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): but realisticly i want $3 trillion, not $20k.
(Tensop`): and then i'd buy a mitsubishi sigma
(Tensop`): hire the people who made the astron engine, fire them, and hire new people to redesign an astron engine

Quote #475 (+58) [ 2003-04-17, 00:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i think the biggest purchasers of cheerleader costumes would be pr0n sites... :P
<bundy> that and kinky old me
<bundy> men
<bundy> men
<bundy> shit
<bundy> typo

Quote #415 (+8) [ 2003-03-22, 20:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dedge> has anyone heard of moby towing?
<Frosty> is that where you get a whale and tow it behind your boat?
<Dedge> haha
<Dedge> that's what the company is called
<Frosty> so theres a company that specialises in moving fat pieces of blubber?
* Frosty looks at his sister

Quote #1816 (+9) [ 2004-04-09, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> do ya get thems camel spiders in australia?
<Tabris> nwatts: nope, but what we have are spiders and bugs a heck of a lot worse... Australia, land of things that will kill you
<nwatts> :'(
* @Daemon hides creepy crawly things in nwatts's room
<ace234> oh great i look at the picture and now i hear creeping noises:@
<Tabris> everytime i talk to somone from overseas i tell them under any given rock is at least 10 things that will kill you :P im doing my part keeping tourists away :)
<FreeFrag> rofl

Quote #2068 (+11) [ 2004-06-22, 07:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gobbie> Invite to MS XP SP2 Thingo $0, Sitting thru the propeganda $0, 3 beers 2 wines and a champers $0, Having your phone ring to "Bannana Phone" in a close to silent room and having lots of ppl look at you, Priceless

Quote #2578 (+13) [ 2005-02-11, 11:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> Fod's illustrated guide to social awkwardness:
<Fod|Work> so we went to see a mate's band play last night
<Fod|Work> after the set, we were standing around having a few beers when i saw this little kid out of the corner of my eye
<Fod|Work> so i turned round and yelled "HEY! YOU AREN'T EIGHTEEN!!"
<Fod|Work> (as you do)
<Fod|Work> it was a midget.

Quote #1088 (+3) [ 2003-10-08, 02:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> you about Lombers
<Simboo> he is busy atm norgs
<Simboo> cancelling tonights plans I think
<Simboo> so he can come to my house
<Simboo> for hot man sex
<Norgs> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
<Simboo> hey.. I can only assume

Quote #864 (+13) [ 2003-08-09, 17:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Trav_> kfc are good, but they usually have the dumbest people working on the tills :P
<FLoRa> OI TRAV!
<PooJou> Trav_: lol
<FLoRa> I passed the aptitude test with flying colorus!

Quote #1083 (+3) [ 2003-10-06, 09:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Fod
* Fod is now known as nopants
<wild> nopants eh?
<nopants> when you wear pants, you're wearing communism
<wild> lol

Quote #1334 (+10) [ 2003-11-14, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zombie> linux/unix is userfriendly
<zombie> it's just selective about who it's friends are

Quote #2931 (+9) [ 2005-08-11, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Lapto> You might be calling Bern "daddy"
<Jessica> I already do ;)

Quote #996 (+11) [ 2003-09-04, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chastity> there was a netsplit once.. and I got ops in #christian! it was the coolest day of my life

Quote #2034 (+3) [ 2004-06-06, 12:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> THATS RIGHT ASH
<DrillSGT> I HAVE INVADED LIKE A US GENERAL IN NAZI GERMANY!
<TXtoucian> So you got kickbanned?
<DrillSGT> erm . you mean I kicked ass and fucked hot german bitches ;)
<Carl> WTF?
<Carl> Where "hot" == "filthy german bitches beating you with bratwurst"

Quote #2169 (+3) [ 2004-07-21, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

*matt Q64: In 1964 who was the first non royal to appear on a UK stamp?
<slix> postman pat

Quote #4086 (+11) [ 2007-04-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> anyhoo, register or i'll cut off your thumbs
<biatch> you can have 'em!
<biatch> they're useless anyway
<Lits> like your boobs?
<biatch> >:|
<Lits> o.o
* Lits runs
<biatch> boobs? useless?
<Lits> and i quote
<Lits> <biatch> pfft. the boobs, they do nothing for me! | <Lits> i bet they'd just get in the way | <biatch> they do
<biatch> what the. where'd that come from?
<Shaun> Looks like he keeps record of whenever you talk about your breasts.
<Lits> a convo some time ago
<Shaun> Rather creepy.
<biatch> how'd you get it so quickly?
[20:42] <Lits> i keep records of any time anyone talks about breasts

Quote #212 (+6) [ 2002-12-28, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats those script things called were it says like everything in a movie. like what they say word for word..
<Forraje> a script
<^catalyst> DURH

Quote #578 (+13) [ 2003-05-20, 03:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i had a cat lover in the car one day, she goes "hey mark, watch out for that cat on the road", me not realising she was a cat lover said "dont worry, i'll get the fucker" and swung the car towards it

Quote #2261 (+1) [ 2004-08-23, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slyde> my roomate has been having sex.
<Slyde> That's about as close to getting any as I have been in like 4 years.

Quote #3382 (+9) [ 2006-05-27, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Old_Camper> Oh my God
<Old_Camper> I just wiped my nose with a tissue that had semen in it
<Old_Camper> That's the last time I leave my dirty tissues on the desk
<FatMan> hahaha
<outy> hahaha
<FatMan> owned!
<Shaun> That's not something you tell this channel, by the way.
<Old_Camper> :(

Quote #3422 (+5) [ 2006-06-30, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> I only just brought it, I think it's fucked.. ive never had a usb external thingy before
<Rainwulf> does it have a hard drive in it?
<Moodles> dont know how to open it, I tried opening it but it did nothing
<Rainwulf> because if it does, just go to drive management
<Moodles> i got a screw driver with the case, am i saupposed to undo the face?
<Rainwulf> yes
<Rainwulf> then the case is empty
<Rainwulf> lol
<Rainwulf> go put a drive in it fool
<Moodles> manual says nothing about unscrewing stuff

Quote #220 (+20) [ 2003-01-01, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> my local fish and chip shop is open
<Agg> some food places will be.. coz mums/wives are on holidays too and people need food :)
<Agg> (erm, I didn't mean that to come across quite as sexist as it did :) )

Quote #1660 (+20) [ 2004-02-19, 19:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> It's ugbox.net right?
<@gords> yes
<FreeFrag> *sigh* I'm so farked.
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: gamble the domain at the casino and lost it?
<FreeFrag> Yeah.
<FreeFrag> Sorry guys.
* Z sets mode: +o FreeFrag
<knowsfords> you just have a vendetta against ugbox dont you?
* FreeFrag changes topic to 'Sorry guys, FreeFrag gambled the ugbox.net domain name at the casino last night and lost. We're now hot-naked-giraffes.com (Hey, it isn't that bad)'
* Fod changes topic to '"FreeFrag ... last night ... hot naked giraffes" - that's all i could make out'

Quote #299 (+2) [ 2003-02-03, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Firemoth: You just assume i'm a chick
<Firemoth> biatch, should I assume otherwise? You certainly look like a chick in the photos on the forums.
<sabz> biatch: well if you show up at the BBQ with facial hair, I'll get worried.
<biatch> Just for you i'll make sure i shave it, sab ;)
<sabz> "Sorry... I can't go to the BBQ. Unforeseen circumstances."
<biatch> I'm sorry i couldn't come sab... i got the most severe shaving rash on my face that i've ever seen
<Firemoth> biatch, might want to use a more sensitive shaving cream next time.
<Firemoth> Just a thought.
<sabz> Firemoth knows - he had the same problem doing his bikini line.
<Firemoth> sabz, Wasn't my fault you didn't use the sensitive shaving cream on me like I asked you to.

Quote #764 (+11) [ 2003-07-10, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kiddO> Agg[away], Can I defuse you? CAUSE YOUR DA BOMB!
<Agg[away]> no. please die.

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #2479 (+17) [ 2005-01-09, 13:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Fod
<knowsfords> and thats how Fod joined #ugbox
<knowsfords> the end.
<Fod> oh i love this story

Quote #953 (+8) [ 2003-08-26, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): urghn, make it better
* sabretooth makes it better for biatch.

Quote #327 (+7) [ 2003-02-13, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> The funny thing is... Firemoth always goes ":("
<Firemoth> I do not :(

Quote #1612 (+6) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

Quote #1536 (+4) [ 2004-01-19, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vassili> hey Cav, are you the guy that everyone thinks/knows is gay?

Quote #3173 (+7) [ 2006-01-06, 14:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> In the interim, I will eat.
<Narcolepsy> It'll fill in time, and the hole in my stomach.
<Narcolepsy> OMG!
<Narcolepsy> THERE'S A HOLE IN MY STOMACH!
<Narcolepsy> Oh, wait, metaphorical.
<Narcolepsy> nm, calm down.
<Narcolepsy> The boredom goes *POW*

Quote #1434 (+10) [ 2003-12-11, 18:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I bought the biggest mango's I have ever seen
<knowsfords> if they were tits they'd be d-cups
<Erve> whoa
* Erve conjours up that image without knowsfords in it.
<Erve> them be perfect.
<knowsfords> they're huge.
<knowsfords> $2.95 ea from coles.
<Erve> damn, I wish tits came that cheap.
<Fod> if you know the right Bolivian surgeon, they do

Quote #1606 (+6) [ 2004-02-08, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> At Microsoft, we need the best programmers. Only virgins need apply. We attribute the numerous security flaws in Windows to programmers who have gotten laid. Our studies show that one blow job is responsible for an average of seventeen buffer overflows. Be pure and join our team.
<c> I make it a rule not to have sex while programming

Quote #3825 (+4) [ 2006-12-18, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf_> my amd X2 machine is weird. its getting faster i swear, or im getting slower
<Rainwulf_> probably the caffiene leeching out of my system

Quote #2212 (+5) [ 2004-08-01, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

(One``) i couldnt go to a melbourne ocau bbq with free food, because ive got 4 posts, it would be like getting charity

Quote #1575 (+2) [ 2004-01-31, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> Crystal i have the beach pics on my pc, gonna upload them now
<Crystal> Coolies! ^_^
<Nozz> beach pics? sounds kinky
<Hunter> not quite
<element> just watched the movie "i am sam"
<element> :D
<TensopAway> sex on the beach/
<Crystal> what was that like?
<Hunter> :D
<Crystal> (the movie, not the sex)
<Nozz> Sex on the beach with Crystal? :-p
<element> good actually

Quote #1758 (+8) [ 2004-03-22, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* mazzanet hugs raddy 9000
<PsychoMatt> dont hug it fool, u just turned it on

Quote #1728 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #3880 (+1) [ 2006-12-21, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> my computer was frozen by a dick in a box

Quote #3004 (+5) [ 2005-09-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MrSnrub> im going to go listen to linkin park.
<Rara_Avis> why
<MrSnrub> because life is a constant battle