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Quote #2479 (+17) [ 2005-01-09, 13:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Fod
<knowsfords> and thats how Fod joined #ugbox
<knowsfords> the end.
<Fod> oh i love this story

Quote #670 (+8) [ 2003-06-15, 10:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BamBam> Sole is going to hit some. :P
<SoleSurvivor> Speaking of that.
<SoleSurvivor> I was watching porn yesterday with 6 guys and 1 girl.
<SoleSurvivor> Never again.
<SoleSurvivor> I felt so....gay.
<Rowin-Dincht> SoleSurvivor; what the hell did you expect, to feel all happy and tingly inside
<BamBam> You know they were just hoping the could oops into each other.
<damn> Solesurvivor... how did you get the girl to watch it?

Quote #658 (+2) [ 2003-06-12, 10:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LiquidBlues> Anyone know if CuteFTP is better than Microsoft Outlook?
<FifthDream> lol

Quote #3407 (+4) [ 2006-06-16, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> OK, I've turned into a real mac user
<FreeFrag> I bought this MacBook without knowing for positive what the specs were.
<FreeFrag> Hah, there's only one button on this laptop

Quote #1114 (+5) [ 2003-10-12, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> Caffeine and CRT rays = no sleep.
* INerTIal nods
<Erwino> Iroquois - crt r gay buy an lcd
<Iroquois> I frequently catch my monitor slipping out in the night for man-sex.
<INerTIal> lmao
<clockit> no way CRT's rock
<Erwino> lol
<Erwino> monitor man-sex lol
<chubba> lol
<MadHatter> you watch your monitor having "man-sex" ?
<clockit> i dont take caffeine but im awake at 2:30am, but i usaually wake up around 3pm
<Erwino> gives me an image of agg in my head :(
<MadHatter> LOL!
<clockit> lol
<clockit> bannage
<Agg> Erwino - seek help :)

Quote #1726 (+6) [ 2004-03-06, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) your computer is your new spouse and/or partner
(PsychoMatt) damn right
(PsychoMatt) it folds but it doesnt iron :(
(Largo) LOL

Quote #2393 (+46) [ 2004-11-20, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<V8R> my son can dismantle anything :(
<Redback> hide the screwdrivers
<One``> you dont want to come home to a pile of dismantled screwdrivers

Quote #458 (+6) [ 2003-04-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> just don't do what a guy I used to work with did, got done for DD, then crash tackled the police officer who arrested him :)
<Daemon> that doesn't look good in court
<shift> yeah, he should have waited and tackled the judge

Quote #3592 (+5) [ 2006-10-12, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> 2nd in pub triv.. boo
<@Firemoth> You've gotten too used to coming first. :P

Quote #4201 (-3) [ 2007-08-20, 07:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<scythe> you need to break less LemMinG
<LemMinG> indeed i do, problem is that that involves doing less fun things
<LemMinG> and I like doing the fun things
<SgtMjrZzZz> morning
<LemMinG> sleep well?
<scythe> couldn't you just do the fun things without the breaking?
<SgtMjrZzZz> meh :P
<LemMinG> I do that on a regular basis scythe, it's just sometimes the fun things get out of hand
<scythe> you need bigger hands then

Quote #74 (+6) [ 2002-11-14, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkness> tron : I bet you have a lot of ideas, right?
<thetron> Darkness quote me from the movie "the castle"
<Darkness> tron "Fuck off you clown?"

Quote #952 (+4) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #958 (+1) [ 2003-08-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rei (dohrift@adsl-202-89-169-133.arach.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Rei> wtf
<Agg> it's called IRC.
<Rei> anyone read me
<Rei> ??
<Agg> no
<Rei> ok

Quote #2567 (+2) [ 2005-02-05, 09:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> i want a tribe of 30 south american monkeys.
<Mred32> Didn't you say you already had a large family?

Quote #4075 (0) [ 2007-04-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> http://www.overclockers.com.au/images/rusvod1.jpg <-- this is quite nice :)
<@Sciby> oh, you finally cracked it. What's it like?
<@Agg> ..quite nice
<@Agg> strong flavour tho
<@Sciby> Nooo... like smooth, does it have any interesting flavours, etc.
<@Sciby> I assume it would be smooth.
<@Sciby> As smooth as vodka gets.
<@Sciby> Apparently Gin and Vodka are the same thing - made the same way, from the same thing, except gin has the juniper berries and stuff in it. I dunno how true that is... I should look it up.
<@Agg> yup, that's wot i've always been told
<@Agg> gin = vodka + juniper
<@Agg> they're pretty much ethanol + water anyway :)
<@Agg> sipping a shot to jog my memory btw
<@Agg> smooth texture, strong banana flavour
<@Agg> no wait, wrong hand, that's a banana

Quote #4156 (0) [ 2007-06-09, 00:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> when you are stuck in sydney's peak hour traffic everyday sitting next to a doof doof or a ricer with one of these canons
<Hunter> Dopefish: coke is only good with cheap whisky/ey
<Hunter> deepspring: try living where i live mate
<deepspring> the low drone and noise really gets to you
<Hunter> every 2nd fucker has a howitzer on the arse end of their car

Quote #267 (+4) [ 2003-01-17, 11:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

Quote #2413 (+4) [ 2004-12-07, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> i could see the cops raiding a lan and the guy dressed as a pirate running out with his pc

Quote #307 (+10) [ 2003-02-09, 08:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Crudmuffin detaches himself from IRC
* Lurks laughs as Crudmuffin pulls the CAT5 plug from his ass

Quote #2226 (+6) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #1817 (+5) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #1860 (+5) [ 2004-04-19, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<babu> i ordered the most expensive sushi thing for dinner tonight
<babu> and this one bit was like
<babu> sea urchin
<babu> but it just looked like fuckin fried egg
<babu> i've never tasted anything so fucking disgusting in my life
<babu> and i'm korean, we eat loads of odd shit

Quote #3597 (+5) [ 2006-10-13, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> man, if my wife's breasts emitted hamburgers, i'd never leave the house

Quote #2658 (+3) [ 2005-03-31, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nismo> Struzball in some US states they have different science classes
<Struzball> lol really nismo
<nismo> one for evolutionary science and one for creationism science
<nismo> i know which one id be doing for easy marks :D
<nismo> Exam
<nismo> Question 1
<nismo> who created the platypus
<nismo> a) God
<nismo> correct
<KamiNeko> rofl nismo

Quote #1677 (+3) [ 2004-02-23, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WoobiE> wee, some guy killed 2 people a few hours ago 20km from me, fled on a quad
<nwatts> :|
<WoobiE> his ex-girlfriend and her young daughter.. nice guy
* PolishMani has quit IRC (Quit)
<nwatts> hrmm
<nwatts> i hate death
<WoobiE> yeah.. that guy is a prick
<nwatts> did you known him personally?
<WoobiE> weve had drinks a few times, but that black hood and reap give me the creeps
<nwatts> hahah
<nwatts> funny man

Quote #1215 (+6) [ 2003-10-24, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Immo_G): had ya 12 barons table 'burgers' for the day
(tensop): eww barons table
(tensop): you know how they make that
(tensop): they stick a 20v+ probe to a peice of cardboard
(tensop): the other to some dog meat
(Immo_G): lol
(tensop): stick both of em in some water
(Immo_G): hahahaha rofl
(Immo_G): electroplated meat

Quote #168 (+5) [ 2002-12-15, 06:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> I make the girls jealous when I tell em about my uncapped o@h

Quote #2389 (+4) [ 2004-11-17, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Well
<Skitzo> I'd recommend HL2
<Skitzo> But then again
<Skitzo> I'm a HL2 fanboy ;P
<Tate> is it good
<Tate> I'm thinking of getting it maybe
<Skitzo> Tate
<Skitzo> Very good
<Skitzo> It's like sex, but I'm having it.
<Jubblies> lol thats sfunny

Quote #3450 (0) [ 2006-07-17, 14:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Beta> for some reason , porn and smokes are banned at school
<lagmaster> oh jee that's a tough one
<Beta> ?
<Beta> ehh why?

Quote #2667 (+10) [ 2005-04-04, 17:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<doughnut> someone should whisper to the pope that it's now past april 1st and this is getting silly

Quote #2088 (+1) [ 2004-06-28, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzzap> I recon all that UGBox needs is a porn section
<kizzzap> UGPorn

Quote #1821 (+1) [ 2004-04-11, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatchx> Not really. sab isn't really welcome here. I'm not allowed visitors.
<PooJou> biatchx: are you in jail?
<biatchx> I live with my Dad yeah.
<biatchx> Only because it's convenient.

Quote #3138 (+10) [ 2005-12-13, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shard2: woah that was close.
Shard2: i was outside hanging my clothes up and i heard a thud. thought a leb had thrown a bomb over my fence but it was just a plum falling off the tree. i almost got stabbed.

Quote #387 (+4) [ 2003-03-09, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hiro-> Oh man, I was eating at the computer today, and a piece of my muesli bar fell on the fall. I figured ten second rule so I grabbed it, didn't bother looking at it to check, blew on it to get rid of anything on it, and put it in my mouth....it had like a forest of dog hairs on it.
<Hiro-> I gagged.

Quote #67 (+2) [ 2002-11-09, 08:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

Quote #3606 (+4) [ 2006-10-18, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> fuckin hell
<The_Dan> sneezed and gave myself some kind of crazy pain
<The_Dan> behind me eye
<The_Dan> nyar
<Turophile> The_Dan: Brain trying to escape?
<WedgieAFK> haha

Quote #2610 (+6) [ 2005-02-25, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> school pc's used to suck cock
<Strange1> ours didnt!
<Strange1> or else we would have used them more

Quote #1370 (+4) [ 2003-11-22, 21:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) ive seen computers that never shut down, from p3 to p4, from amd to celeron - no matter how far i overclock, i still love my AMD!
(Snufkafk`) that's the geekiest thing I've seen today

Quote #4215 (+8) [ 2007-10-01, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> the worst thing is the extremely hot farts that feel like you may have just made a mistake

Quote #2461 (+4) [ 2005-01-02, 00:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> meh, nite
<Reaver> feist beckons
<Reaver> not that he's in my bed or anything

Quote #3335 (+2) [ 2006-04-25, 15:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

Baker: Heh, I just zoomed in and found my car at work on Google Earth

Quote #4137 (-6) [ 2007-06-03, 02:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<T-roy> Anyone know how to unban my self from a CS:S server that im an admin of -_-

Quote #2499 (+8) [ 2005-01-15, 10:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> somebody told me you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that i had in february of last year
<Krypt0n> somebody told me that mazzanet is a n00b, who sounds like a 15 year old that I want to punch since jan of last year

Quote #2710 (+1) [ 2005-04-25, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Come over with your camera, yaleman!!!
<yaleman> bleh, that would involve having to put pants on
<Narcolepsy> Only because mum would stare.
* LemMinG sighs contentedly

Quote #69 (+6) [ 2002-11-10, 03:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> so when do i get email from the ocau subscribe list then ? :D
<Cav> when hell freezes over and the four horsemen come to layeth the smack down upon your arse..
<Cav> then and only then shall email be sent via the ocau list :P
<Rage> heh
<Cav> so it was written in agg 2:11
<Rage> new or old testiment?
<Cav> old :)
<Cav> the new testament speaks of reform, the move to linux and the atrocity of the newbs

Quote #2111 (+7) [ 2004-07-06, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar_> Heh. This is like swordfish. Terrorists bomb a hospital, they tactically nuke a city. My neighbours are playing Linkin Park, I unleash Shatners version of Mr Tambourine Man at full volume
<yaleman> lol
<Quilb> Radar_: its scary that you have it.
<Radar_> I have it stored away for moments like this.
<Radar_> Hmm, it's stopped. Good ol' Shatner can allways get the job done

Quote #4349 (+11) [ 2008-07-24, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> I wonder what Chuck Norris would do to probability?
<scon|work> Make it a certainty?

Quote #89 (-2) [ 2002-11-18, 11:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore ?
* sabz kicks Agg in the groin.
* Frag|HTML slaps Agg around a bit with a large trout
<Agg> ow, my ovaries!

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #3503 (+3) [ 2006-08-09, 16:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jason|PHL> i don't dig machines.
<Andy6Days> I don't dig graves.
<Andy6Days> On Wednesdays.