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Quote #3632 (-4) [ 2006-11-19, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

Originally Posted by #overclockers
* Kingy has quit IRC (Quit: browca04 has a prolapsed sphincter.)
<browca04> Motherfucker
<kwax> dude
<kwax> you have a prolapsed sphincter?
<kwax> ouch
<tensop> that has to hurt
<browca04> I'm going to kill that piece of shit.
<kwax> yeah i would too
<browca04> By sitting on his face with my prolapsed sphincter so he cant breathe
<kwax> if my shpincter prolapsed

Quote #3062 (+17) [ 2005-11-02, 02:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> hey
<Jessica> guys
<Jessica> do you think i'd make a good corporate whore?
<Skitzo> tmi?
<Jessica> you idiot.
<NotPeanut> i could see you sleeping with a whole small business at the same time.. but a corporation...
<Jessica> as in
<Jessica> working for a corporation.
<Jessica> such as telstra..
<NotPeanut> that's probably asking a bit much
<Skitzo> As a whore?
<Skitzo> I think you'd be fine

Quote #305 (+2) [ 2003-02-04, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> Fat chix area always moody, at least with hump back whales you know your in for a good time

Quote #139 (0) [ 2002-12-06, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Lombers: i locked myself out after going for a smoke
<Lombers> heh
<Lombers> good one
<Cav> Lombers: its not bloody funny :(
<Lombers> haha
<Cav> Lombers: i had to smash a fucking window to get in :(
<Lombers> LOL
<Cav> i have to pay for that damn window :(
<Lombers> my old man makes windows
<Lombers> I'll get him to make you one cheap :)
<Lombers> with sugar glass, so you can smash it easier if you lock yourself out again :)

Quote #366 (+2) [ 2003-03-02, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-217.spiderweb.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-126.spiderweb.com.au) has joined #anomaly
* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

Quote #1748 (-1) [ 2004-03-16, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> I'm off to bed to dream about kinky women in plush animal costumes and lots of latex
<deepspring> *drool*

Quote #3147 (+8) [ 2005-12-17, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:59] <David> any of you nerds talk to jessica this morning before she left for the lan?
[18:59] <David> mention anything about stealing my fucking mouse?
[19:00] <moda> lol
[19:00] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> I bloody hate David....he's a fucktard.....I'm going to steal his mouse, that'll teach him.
[19:00] <FreeFrag> Yeah.
[19:00] <David> are you serious?
[19:00] <moda> lol
[19:00] <FreeFrag> I thought she was a little harsh, but *shrug*
[19:00] <yaleman> lol
[19:00] <Grosby> rofl
[19:00] <David> okay.. are you kidding? :p
[19:00] <David> because i have a whole array of revenge material here
[19:00] <FreeFrag> No seriously, I just looked up my logs dude.
[19:01] <David> *looks at her laptop*
[19:01] <David> show me the log :p
[19:01] <Grosby> steal it!
[19:01] <Grosby> aww lookit da ugwee widdle face
[19:01] <Grosby> n da hand aww
[19:01] <moda> ...
[19:01] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> If he comes in later, tell him that he's never getting this mouse again, and even if he does get it he wont want it *puts somewhere rudez0r*
[19:01] <Grosby> up her clacker
[19:02] <David> oh great
[19:02] <David> did she mention specifically where it is?
[19:02] <Grosby> up her clacker
[19:02] <FreeFrag> Let me look....
[19:02] <David> maybe she might find her shit out on the footpath when she gets back? :p
[19:02] <Grosby> am I being too crass?
[19:02] <FreeFrag> Lot of talking in between her lines
[19:02] <David> what time was this btw FreeFrag?
[19:03] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> No seriously guys, I've had enough of him, the least I should do is steal his mouse...he'll never find it.
[19:03] <FreeFrag> David, no timestamps :(
[19:03] <David> yeah i could sell it to you ocau nerds
[19:03] <David> okay FreeFrag you've had your fun :p
[19:03] <David> i call bluff
[19:03] <FreeFrag> I call gullibility factor = *VERY HIGH*

Quote #74 (+6) [ 2002-11-14, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkness> tron : I bet you have a lot of ideas, right?
<thetron> Darkness quote me from the movie "the castle"
<Darkness> tron "Fuck off you clown?"

Quote #387 (+3) [ 2003-03-09, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hiro-> Oh man, I was eating at the computer today, and a piece of my muesli bar fell on the fall. I figured ten second rule so I grabbed it, didn't bother looking at it to check, blew on it to get rid of anything on it, and put it in my mouth....it had like a forest of dog hairs on it.
<Hiro-> I gagged.

Quote #3396 (0) [ 2006-06-06, 20:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<monoxide> if i had a small penis id use one too
<monoxide> :D
<porky> indeed
<Remote> yeah well... having a small penis is something I ahve to live with every moment of my life
<Remote> you and your threesomes.
<monoxide> i think im getting your email
<monoxide> :(

Quote #253 (+4) [ 2003-01-16, 05:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3[n] found out the reason why he feels like shit <z3[n]> my jocks were to tight

Quote #544 (+3) [ 2003-05-13, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO`F00D> bbs, dinner is server
* K|dDO`F00D is now known as K|dDO
<LrdShaper> dinner is server??? I think you spend too much time on the computer
<deepspring> common...
<deepspring> he's just having a byte to eat
<K|dDO> oh shit

Quote #1739 (+10) [ 2004-03-11, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banzai> How do you spell parhelia ?
<Banzai> That awsome video card ?
<Agg> like that, i think
<Agg> and it's, err, not particularly awesome
<Agg> unless you want to run 3 monitors.
<Banzai> And what if I do ?
<Agg> then i'll have to kill you with this fork.
<Nza> then you buy one and wonder why afterwards?
<Agg> or that.. and the fork thing later.
* Banzai spoons agg
<Banzai> Ummm ... that doesn't sound right :
<Agg> bah, you always just want to spoon when i want to fork

Quote #199 (+10) [ 2002-12-24, 12:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> you're not omnicient, just godlike :D
<stroggos2k> I think you're pretty damm close to allmighty
<Agg> okey dokey.. getting a little stalkerish now..

Quote #3069 (-4) [ 2005-11-06, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm not gay, but i think my boyfriend might be

Quote #252 (+27) [ 2003-01-15, 11:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
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<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina

Quote #1904 (+8) [ 2004-04-30, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> How do you get rid of a L5 bridge mod?
<tron|ZzZ> lightly scraching it off?
<Hunter> use c4
<Hunter> often used to destroy bridges.

Quote #601 (+2) [ 2003-05-28, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I feel pretty hardcore after my nap
<Enfilade> I had a dream about stealing knickers from some woman's clothes line

Quote #963 (0) [ 2003-08-28, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sparks_> i got crabs off a chick once.....I gave em bak to her and asked for crayfish instead

Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #1179 (-4) [ 2003-10-20, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nerdco> does anyone know of a port scannign utility like thing
<nerdco> that can tell you waht programs are trying to access what port
<nutty_33> nerdco
<nutty_33> netstat -a
<nerdco> k
<nerdco> nutty_33 but that doesnt tell you what program to use
<RoSWeLL> lol
<nerdco> program is using it *
<RoSWeLL> hahahahaha

Quote #400 (+5) [ 2003-03-14, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ-Studd is glad that he has carrots on his ignore list
<Carrots> good on you dj studd,, you cant see me slagging off your mum
* Fragwizard wonders for a moment.
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@(hidden)
* Carrots was kicked by Agg (if you're an idiot and you know it, have a ban)

Quote #430 (0) [ 2003-03-29, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* RudeSlart pokes z3[n]
<z3[n]> wat?
<RudeSlart> bored
<z3[n]> suck me dick
* RudeSlart sucks z3[n]'s dick
<z3[n]> harder
* RudeSlart bites into z3[n]'s dick
<Tommmo> ok. I think i'v joined the wrong channel
* RudeSlart literally eats teh cawk

Quote #1836 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'new servers onsite @ comindico, waiting for ausgamers to commission, no we don't know when'
<Z> agg: when do we get new servers
<Agg> shaddup nick :)
<Nick> :D

Quote #307 (+9) [ 2003-02-09, 08:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Crudmuffin detaches himself from IRC
* Lurks laughs as Crudmuffin pulls the CAT5 plug from his ass

Quote #2056 (-3) [ 2004-06-13, 15:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PiNk-88> you cant spell underage without rage

Quote #1036 (+9) [ 2003-09-12, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> my ass just threw up

Quote #2824 (-2) [ 2005-06-16, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(cln) haha..
(cln) my dad just got a card from a kid he sponsored
(cln) he had no fkn clue who it was from
(@kloud) lol
(cln) 'who's it from dad?' 'how the fuck should i know'
(cln) he was getting heaps angry
(cln) thought he had a secret admirer
[@tom] HAHA

Quote #596 (+10) [ 2003-05-25, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Crudmuffin): http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?s=&threadid=172436 - thetron is such a shithouse typer
(@Falkor): One day i'm going to meet that guy
(@Falkor): i'm gonna shake his hand and say "yuo aer teh bset!'

Quote #1503 (+5) [ 2004-01-11, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i should take a pic of me now
<Rage> none of them are current
<Rage> i'm a lot less boyish :D
<Tommmo> hahahah
<Fod> more girlish now?
<Tommmo> what, you're a bit girly ?
<Tommmo> aha fod beat me to it
<knowsfords> Fod: dammit!
<Tommmo> nothing wrong with that rage
<Tommmo> our society embraces diversity
<knowsfords> and if you want to be a women, we wont stop you.

Quote #4061 (+1) [ 2007-03-18, 22:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skills-> ServerRoot "/usr/local/apache"
<skills-> motherfker. i dont have permission to make changes to it
<takai> !skills

Quote #2584 (-2) [ 2005-02-14, 15:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> Hi, my name's Warhamster, and I'm addicted to goatse.
<Warhamster> I first knew i was an addict when i dreamt about him

Quote #756 (+9) [ 2003-07-09, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jab> anything interesting of late VooDoo ?
<VooDoo> seems LCD screens are all the rage atm
<VooDoo> and USB products
<VooDoo> oh.. and penis and BALLS enlargements
<Agg> larger balls so you can sit on them more often? sounds great
* VooDoo wonders how Agg sits to be able to say "more often"
<Soc> you've never sat on em before?
<Soc> I have. it hurts.
* VooDoo gets sick thinking about it
<Jab> Soc ? You have sat on Agg's Balls ?
<Soc> Jab: of course. I've hit them with a rubber mallet too.
<Agg> only the once, we were both drunk, we've talked about it and it meant nothing

Quote #2245 (0) [ 2004-08-15, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> Size is no guarantee of quality, One`` :p

Quote #911 (+7) [ 2003-08-15, 14:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Excession> Yale: I'm bored, throw me a boner here.
<Excession> Um...
<yale_work> ...
<Excession> Nevermind.

Quote #191 (-3) [ 2002-12-22, 01:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> i love goatses cock
<Madhatter> mmmm
<K|dDP> yeah

Quote #1199 (+8) [ 2003-10-22, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> DDsD[AaA] is an obvious terrorist
<wildNngngg> lol
<knowsfords> he has a freind name kaliban... thats almost taliban
<knowsfords> such an obvious link.
<wildNngngg> better call that fridge magnet phone number
<knowsfords> yep
<DDsD[AaA]> Im also a crack dealer in my spare time -> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/images.php?view=566a18870cc8330fead3b9a844f5e0c3
<wildNngngg> go the freaky bulge in the throat :)
<knowsfords> I mean we went to war with evidence less solid
<wildNngngg> LMAO

Quote #1443 (-6) [ 2003-12-15, 09:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) anyone heard that song coldplay - clocks??
(@Manaz) Yes
(@Manaz) it's been out for like 3 months or more :P
(Largo) that song = rocks :D
(@Manaz) Anyone with ears has heard it :)
(Largo) i feel like playing starcraft when i hear it
(Largo) PROPAGANDA!
* Largo runs off screaming

Quote #2822 (+3) [ 2005-06-14, 23:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@CapnChron> wtf
<@CapnChron> chicks play Everquest 2 now??
<@CapnChron> I smsed a chick for a root
<@CapnChron> her reply "can't, playing everquest 2"

Quote #451 (+8) [ 2003-04-07, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|EnB> <Junkz> I cant fucking win!!! <--- welcome to Saddam's Life

Quote #2695 (+2) [ 2005-04-19, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> phew, took 15mins but I got my rod off
<Erve> wait, I'll take a pic of how much play my rod end has

Quote #3535 (-6) [ 2006-09-04, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> teh stingray benz0red steve irwin

Quote #939 (-19) [ 2003-08-21, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<andY1> dunno if i just did a bad thing....
<andY1> boss just rang me, and i told him to go fuck himself

Quote #1893 (-4) [ 2004-04-30, 00:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saga changes topic to ' * Nozz walks over to the dresser and gets her whip | * Nozz snorts a condom up his nose | <Dexta> mmm, i was innocent too, until i started dating little girls'
<Dexta> good call :P
<Dexta> dammit

Quote #72 (+8) [ 2002-11-13, 05:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jamesob> http://www.au.store.yahoo.com/davidandkarma/midjetblacca.html <- Anyone got one of them and know if the legs are detatchable?
<PooJou> jamesob: had a girl like taht back where i used to live, its annoying for a while, till she tells you exactly what you want to hear
* PooJou wins
<jamesob> PooJou: what was hat exactley :D
<Rage> poojou, err, her legs were detachable??

Quote #4200 (-6) [ 2007-08-19, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mibba> HAY GUYS
<Mibba> I JUST GOT LAID
<Mibba> by my hand
<Mibba> its called, talleh
<Gamma> Mibba NO WAY
<Gamma> thats 3 people, and im not one of them NOT FAIR
<Gamma> :(
<Mibba> 3 people?
<Ze> Gamma : you want to get laid by Talleh?
* Gamma hides
<Gamma> i said nothing Mibba NOTHING
<Gamma> forget what i said
<Ze> yeah forget about FatMan :p
<Gamma> Ze i'd sink so low now it aint funny

Quote #1082 (+13) [ 2003-10-06, 05:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ls -la
<Agg> ..and this isn't my ssh window

Quote #1547 (+6) [ 2004-01-22, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@SpetzNatz): grrr, some friend called me up and asked me to play indoor soccer for his team tonight
(@SpetzNatz): what i'm scared about is when i pwn so much 'cause i'm part wog, then they'll give me a 2 year contract for 25mil then nike and sony will sponsor me and i'll have to play with them like 2 times a week or some shit :(
(@eiko`guybrush): yeah.
(@eiko`guybrush): happens to me when i play chinese checkers

Quote #1338 (+2) [ 2003-11-15, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> haha you know you have your music up loud when your neighbour 1 block away says on msn: "omg i love that song"

Quote #1837 (0) [ 2004-04-15, 11:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> multinational and market...I am dyslexic today
<wild> you should join the DNA
<D_Web> DNA?
<wild> D_Web, national dyslexia assosciation. :)