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Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #1981 (+3) [ 2004-05-19, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Sticks, you suck.
<Sticks> yes
<Sticks> I do
<Sticks> but only if they're female, and pretty
<Sticks> and human
<Sticks> and over the age of consent
<Sticks> single is always nice too
<Wolfy> i see you're as fussy as Sciby in that regard Sticks
<FreeFrag> Probably why he's single ;)
<Falkor> no, he's single cause he's an ugly fucker

Quote #1987 (+3) [ 2004-05-21, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> well both my athlon rigs have them, and i'm a big fan
<gords> YOU are a big fan?
<gords> :o
<Rik> yeh, he sucks
<Rik> and blows
<Rik> whines alot too

Quote #2841 (+3) [ 2005-06-24, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Antihero) I'm watching a bald, fat man dance on webcam.
(@Antihero) Man. This guy can acutually move. :)
(@Antihero) Ok.
(@Antihero) Now it's getting weird.
(@Antihero) He's playing with his breasts.

Quote #2060 (+3) [ 2004-06-16, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I'd love a segway, for that "Look at me I'm an all out nerdy geek and there's not one thing you can do about it" look

Quote #2052 (+3) [ 2004-06-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Erve] ran out of alcohol :/
[Erve] :crisis:
[BenZ|iBook] lol
[BenZ|iBook] Find some potatoes and the nearest russian
[BenZ|iBook] Vodka ensues!

Quote #2058 (+3) [ 2004-06-14, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> but your just a script kiddie
<SoulReap> scripts my ass
*** SoulReap Quit (Exit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.73 :: www.XLhost.de ))

Quote #2061 (+3) [ 2004-06-16, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> eew, internet blood
<eDust> almost as bad as tv blood

Quote #2139 (+3) [ 2004-07-12, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> oli, it's a big game of "Be the first to call Sticks a nazi", it's pretty hard to master but given practise it gets easier.
<oli> FreeFrag: kicking me a few times for no reason doesn't make anyone a nazi
<Sticks> FreeFrag
<Sticks> you know what I must do
<FreeFrag> Sticks :)
<Sticks> don't you FreeFrag
<FreeFrag> oh noes :) :)
<Sticks> hehehe
<Sticks> ready?
* FreeFrag bares bum
* You were kicked by Sticks ( WWWWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Quote #2169 (+3) [ 2004-07-21, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

*matt Q64: In 1964 who was the first non royal to appear on a UK stamp?
<slix> postman pat

Quote #2280 (+3) [ 2004-09-08, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Manaz: Your on a kicking nazi streak tonight
<FreeFrag> *You're
<V8R[zzz]> !seen swifty
<FreeFrag> !seen the last n00ba who called an admin a nazi
* Z sets mode: +b *!*thetron@*.QLD.netspace.net.au
* thetron was kicked by Z ((Manaz) Do NOT call channel ops Nazis. See you in 24 hours)
<FreeFrag> Oh, there he goes.
<Jab> lol nice call Manaz
<Manaz> He says one thing all night, and it gets him banned for 24 hours. Choice.
<MoonSha> thetron contributes a fuckload more to OCAU than you Z
<Wiz> Z doesn't really say much
* Z sets mode: +b *!*BC@144.136.255.*
* MoonSha was kicked by Z ((Manaz) later)
<Z> ah fuck you all
<Z> these op nazi's aint that bad

Quote #2318 (+3) [ 2004-10-03, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

MxPx_Eli: My car is dead
MxPx_Eli: lol
Owen: What happened to it?
MxPx_Eli: Alternator went poof
MxPx_Eli: (and my car is homophobic) :P

Quote #2349 (+3) [ 2004-10-20, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

[danny]: anyways my parents are due back from shopping soon
DrillSGT: ahhhh
[danny]: so i'm going to jump into the shower so i dont have to help unpack the car

Quote #2333 (+3) [ 2004-10-15, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GFORCE> sup Agg
<Agg> GFORCE - take the hint, i don't respond to "sup agg"
<predder> Agg - do you respond to iceland women --> http://this.is/criple/Myndir%20022.jpg :D
<Agg> predder - she's orrite :)
<Agg> if this slowly-loading picture turns out to have a penis attached to the bottom third of it, i'm going to be very upset.
<predder> damn, didnt realise how big that image was
<eDust> it's safe Agg
<predder> heh, you'll be pleasantly suprised
<Agg> mmm, she's just how i like my women. out of focus and with lots of CCD noise.

Quote #2418 (+3) [ 2004-12-08, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ruprecht> it is, quite literally, as if satan himself has personally giftwrapped a hangover and placed it in my head

Quote #2492 (+3) [ 2005-01-13, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hello friends
<outonanisl> lol aftahours you must have the wrong channel

Quote #2446 (+3) [ 2004-12-22, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote_Man> this corsair runs hot
<Remote_Man> what vdimm should i be running it at?
<Narcolepsy> You must do what you feel is right, young luke.
<phextwin> Use the volts Remote_Man.
<Narcolepsy> The DIMM is with you.
<Remote_Man> I can't it's to much
<phextwin> That is where you fail.
<Narcolepsy> You must believe in yourself.
<Narcolepsy> (the forks in strong in this pun)

Quote #2461 (+3) [ 2005-01-02, 00:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> meh, nite
<Reaver> feist beckons
<Reaver> not that he's in my bed or anything

Quote #2470 (+3) [ 2005-01-06, 11:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> you know how many g's it takes to kill a HDD that is turned off?
<Srebmol> in fact, you know how many it takes to kill a HDD that's on?
<Redback_> i know
<Srebmol> it's fkn heaps
<Redback_> i reserve the right to paranoia
<Srebmol> I know the swinburne method of killing them tho
<Srebmol> guaranteed to fuck any hdd
<pace> put linux on it?
<Srebmol> rofl
<wild> lmao

Quote #2463 (+3) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #2537 (+3) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #2543 (+3) [ 2005-01-27, 22:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<marvy\> my gf's friend got knocked up at 13, had the kid at 14, and the father was a 21y/o black guy, and he didnt get in troubloe AT ALL
<BenZ|Lapto> ...
<-- Yomamma has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<BenZ|Lapto> Nigga stole her virginity?
<BenZ|Lapto> *runs*
<fen> and her tv apparently..

Quote #2545 (+3) [ 2005-01-28, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Hadamona: Cos most of our customers are budget tightarses
<Hadamona> lol
<outonanisl> how tight?
<ace234> that got outonanisl interested
<aftahours> as tight as a nuns....
<outonanisl> see you next tuesday aftahours?
<aftahours> see you in a fire?

Quote #2548 (+3) [ 2005-01-30, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|NWN> If you want simple, you want a two barrel strommy off an old holden.
<myne> heh yeah
<Narc|NWN> Two tubes with holes in the side for fuel.
<myne> but I want SOME economy :P
<Narc|NWN> I reckon you could make a working replacement from a paper cup, a drill and an old roll of carboad.

Quote #2551 (+3) [ 2005-01-31, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<AMD64> okay........
<AMD64> lets get this show on the road people
<outonanisl> AMD64 you sound like my mother, next are you going to say "shit a brick" and "lets make like a tree and leave" ?
<AMD64> shit a brick
<AMD64> lets make like a tree and leave
<outonanisl> starwars episode 4 - the lameness continues
<AMD64> starring outonanisl
<outonanisl> and his trusty dropkick, AMD64

Quote #2583 (+3) [ 2005-02-13, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> hmm... instead of going to my schools swimming carnival and watching all the hot girls in my grade wandering around in bikinis, i'm going to stay home, play counterstike and IRC... now what is so wrong with that!?!
<FatMan> Warhamster: words cannot describe the problems you have with your existance.

Quote #2585 (+3) [ 2005-02-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyAIR> browsing the internets from the comfort of my own bed.. I believe in heaven and truely this is it..
<WhiteyAIR> wireless > *
<TheWedgie> lol
<@knowsfords> WhiteyAIR: I'd actually say that snuggling under some blankets during winter is the best thing evar.
<WhiteyAIR> hmm.. you get negatives and positives with sharing bed space with a member of the opposite sex. I have yet to discover a negative to browsing in bed...
<WhiteyAIR> I haven't argued about something trivial with my powerbook yet
<WhiteyAIR> and it's never asked me how many women I have slept with before..

Quote #2599 (+3) [ 2005-02-21, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats andromedia
<Draffa> Hercules In Space.

Quote #2616 (+3) [ 2005-03-02, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> wtf kid name, Ransom?
<WhiteyFord> thats pretty hot actually.. Ransom..
<WhiteyFord> the kids could tease him, calling him Handsome Ransom
<brembo`> and if the kids fat, a sizeable ransom

Quote #2606 (+3) [ 2005-02-24, 14:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

* sabretooth changes topic to '* FreeFrag uses the abovementioned wooden spoon on Firemoth's ass <Firemoth> Harder! * FreeFrag spanks harder <Freefrag> Oooh!'

Quote #2630 (+3) [ 2005-03-18, 11:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ bkuebler]: wait.
[ bkuebler]: allow me to check my facts.
[ bkuebler]: I am an idiot...
[ rjbs]: You needed to *check* that?

Quote #2633 (+3) [ 2005-03-20, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<danamania> spoob: if you listen really carefully through good equipment you can hear the steps in the waveform brought on by the existence of discrete quantum energy states.
<gelfie> dana: pfft you must be using some cheapo korean cd player

Quote #2658 (+3) [ 2005-03-31, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nismo> Struzball in some US states they have different science classes
<Struzball> lol really nismo
<nismo> one for evolutionary science and one for creationism science
<nismo> i know which one id be doing for easy marks :D
<nismo> Exam
<nismo> Question 1
<nismo> who created the platypus
<nismo> a) God
<nismo> correct
<KamiNeko> rofl nismo

Quote #2695 (+3) [ 2005-04-19, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> phew, took 15mins but I got my rod off
<Erve> wait, I'll take a pic of how much play my rod end has

Quote #2712 (+3) [ 2005-04-25, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> when I first moved out
<myne> I got about 20 milkcrates
<myne> for furniture
<LemMinG> same
<FreeFrag> How'd you get them?
<myne> desk = crates and plank, bed = crates and mattress
<LemMinG> milkcrate + roarworks sign = a good coffee table
<myne> drove around the back of big shopping centres and ganked em
<myne> how else?
<myne> returned em when I'd finished - a year or so later
<FreeFrag> You realise that milk crates always remain property of the diary that owns them?
<yaleman> I didn't know that diaries could own property
<Narcolepsy> Dairy.
<FreeFrag> Fuck you. Fuck you all.
<myne> it was 5 years ago, I lack care for moral high horse s
<FreeFrag> >:-)
<yaleman> :p
<WedgieAFK> haha ganked. haven't heard that since primary school.
<myne> always thought it was a cool word :P
<FreeFrag> not really "moral high horse" - it's theft. How'd you like someone to break into your house and steal your furniture? Then return it a year later when you've bought replacement items!
Although I dont know how they'd fit double the normal amount of furniture into a normal house....
<yaleman> lol
<myne> tip : dont leave 'valuable' items out side in the open
<myne> if they werent so accessible, they wouldnt have been borrowed
<FreeFrag> Lol, that is the weakest excuse for theft I've ever heard, sorry....
<myne> hey I was 17, I'm 23 now, I dont care.
<FreeFrag> I pity anyone who owns a car yard near myne

Quote #2727 (+3) [ 2005-04-30, 08:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @aftahours ] hmm i just sneezed 9 times in a row
[ @aftahours ] thats 11
[ shift ] once more and your nose will fall off
[ @aftahours ] OH NOSE!
[ @aftahours ] lol

Quote #2739 (+3) [ 2005-05-09, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<angelessme> the volume of asian schoolgirls there between 3-5 makes it look like japan
<tensopaway> yeah but none of them are hot
<psy^> i'm glad you said that tensopaway
<psy^> schoolgirls between 3-5 rarely are

Quote #2740 (+3) [ 2005-05-09, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> it looks like telstra is being stupid again
<@D_Web> irc is working but that's about it
<@D_Web> I'll be disconnected in a sec
* D_Web has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* D_Web has joined #ugbox
<@D_Web> power cycled the modem
<@D_Web> should be ok for about 30 seconds
<@Falkor> WOOO
<@Falkor> TALK QUICKLY
<@Falkor> OMG D_Web how was your day?
<@Falkor> good? yes. cool. hows your mum?
<@Falkor> good? cool how was the weather?
<@Falkor> awesome! when are you buying a new car?!?
<@Falkor> tomorrow! WOOOOO!! YEAH!!
<@gords> heh
* D_Web` has joined #ugbox
* Z sets mode: +o D_Web`
<@Falkor> ahh shit.

Quote #2753 (+3) [ 2005-05-15, 15:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> www.overclockers.com.au <<-- news posted
<Agg> and ring yer mums
<Ultimata> i already have Agg :)
<csimpson> agg, rang my mum a whole hour ago, get with the times :D
<Agg> I rang mine about 20 mins ago and she wasn't home, hmm
<coroner> id ring my mum but shed just yell at me for being to lazy to walk down stairs

Quote #2822 (+3) [ 2005-06-14, 23:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@CapnChron> wtf
<@CapnChron> chicks play Everquest 2 now??
<@CapnChron> I smsed a chick for a root
<@CapnChron> her reply "can't, playing everquest 2"

Quote #2827 (+3) [ 2005-06-17, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensopaway): i do beleive that... if the company that makes the smiley banners, and jamster combined... they would become an empire so evil, so spamtastic that they could take over the world.

Quote #2832 (+3) [ 2005-06-19, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> Eminoir!
<the_squid> i found the rubber cock!
<Eminoir> uh oh.... er..... i was curious?
<the_squid> :|
<the_squid> i also managed to escape the cop shop with a 5 star police rating
<the_squid> which was fun
<Eminoir> oh, gta, right
<the_squid> no this was IRL
<Eminoir> :|

Quote #2887 (+3) [ 2005-07-20, 11:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Hagfish]: sleeping at work for 20 minutes sounds like polyphasic sleep to me
[ grelli]: oh
* grelli shrugs
[ grelli]: I was tired
[ grelli]: I'm waiting for XP to install
[ Hagfish]: you wake up from a dream world, to a nightmare

Quote #2917 (+3) [ 2005-08-01, 22:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|ZzZz> <Jessica> why wont anyone love me :( <=- Because you have the same flaw that I do.
<BloodThirs> oh, since when is she gay? :(

Quote #2970 (+3) [ 2005-09-05, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> hahaha, walked into maccas wearing my "I AM THE STIG shirt, all the girls behind the counter just said what's a stig?
<Strange1> LOL did u get one, Or make one?
<wild> got one off ebay
<Strange1> Ah k
<Strange1> Did u tell them to go to the backseat of your car and find out?
<wild> rofl

Quote #3001 (+3) [ 2005-09-23, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Warhamster drives the Manual car good
<SirPNut> warhammy not speak the english good
<Warhamster> yes, well
* Ultimata`` hands Warhamster a Diploma of Engrish.
<Warhamster> yay!
<Warhamster> this be the goodest honour me ever had

Quote #3002 (+3) [ 2005-09-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Jeats> VB is like doing a fat chick, it satisfies a need, but you never feel good for doing it

Quote #3011 (+3) [ 2005-10-04, 14:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

ˇ@Aggˇ * bradrogers wonders when google will take over the air they breathe <-- the air will be free, but every 5th breath will carry an ad for ebay

Quote #3016 (+3) [ 2005-10-08, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeeMan> Yeah. In my job interview, i was asked "what's the first thing you do if you get stuck" - my answer? Use google. New boss says "Me too"!
<FreeFrag> ROFL
<FreeFrag> See, if you were being interviewed by Eddie McGuire, he'd say "Uh sif, my boss says NineMSN is better than google"
<FreeFrag> "But i'm too stupid to use a computer for anything other than 4 questions and an answer so what would I know"
<MonoAWAY> if you were being interviewed by eddie mcguire he'd keep taking ad breaks to add to the tension
<DeeMan> Ah, but i'd have four options to choose from, and three lifelines.
<MonoAWAY> until you punched him in the face for doing it so often