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Quote #3997 (+6) [ 2007-01-03, 09:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Dopefish: I think if i get a car it's gonna be Kei class
Dopefish: under 660cc or somethig
Dopefish: They're cheap and dangerous !!
Shaun: Like ispwich hookers!

Quote #4270 (+6) [ 2008-02-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> henk, the best feature of the VEs
<Tommmo> is the fact they
<Tommmo> a) have battery problems
<Tommmo> b) have the battery in the BOOT
<Tommmo> c) have no non-electrical way of opening the boot, from outside the car.

Quote #4275 (+6) [ 2008-02-21, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> i wonder what "bugger" translates to in swedish
<brodsta> Possibly into it's literal form :P
<glasnt> Booga?
* brodsta (brodsta@C-59-100-33-75.for.connect.net.au) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<glasnt> Ah... brodsta timed out. Do we blame it on the boogie?

Quote #4312 (+6) [ 2008-05-06, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Statts> who the fuck eats seafood extender?
* Lardman (lolwhat.te@58.202.49.122-static.velocitynet.com.au) has joined #overclockers
* Kane (Kane@124-170-147-39.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
>V8R[ucml]> kath n kim....
<Daemo> extender? is that the seafood mix stuff? looks white and orange
<Tank> is that the orange and white stuff?
<V8R[ucml]> lol
<One``> i love that stuff
<One``> its so cheap, too. cheaper than almost anything else per kg, almost cheaper than potatoes

Quote #4318 (+6) [ 2008-05-13, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> uk.news.yahoo.com Bournemouth has become the first town in the UK to get super-fast internet connections - via the sewerage system. More than 88,000 homes and businesses in the Dorset town will benefit from internet speeds up to 100Mbps under the scheme, considerably faster than consumer broadband speeds on the market.
<Dopefish> Lets go to dorset!!
<InTheFade> poonet ftw
<Agg> you can download all the shit you want, bro

Quote #4331 (+6) [ 2008-06-10, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:04] <@Wayne> A previous user of this textbook has circled every single word "of" throughout the book.
[20:04] * @Wayne facepalms
[20:04] <mazzanet> haha
[20:04] <Rezin> How many pages?
[20:04] <@Wayne> 152
[20:05] <Rezin> Fark. That's dedication.
[20:05] <Jayci> lol.... that's boredom
[20:05] <AngelMoo> what subject?
[20:05] <Crystal> dedication or extreme boredom
[20:05] <@Wayne> And it is a History textbook, so not like a Maths textbook with lots of formulae, the bulk of it is words.

Quote #168 (+5) [ 2002-12-15, 06:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> I make the girls jealous when I tell em about my uncapped o@h

Quote #186 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> opteron: go take your HRT now
<Opteron> hrt?
<Erve> lol
<brembo`> hahaha
<Rage> ;)
<Opteron> sif i have a hrt
<Opteron> i cant even drive
<Rage> lol
<Rage> n00b :P
<brembo`> n00b
<VooDoo> n00b
<milenko> n00b

Quote #188 (+5) [ 2002-12-21, 05:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Yaleman, http://little-bottle-on-my-desk.com
<Yaleman> you're about as useful as a toothbrush made of ants

Quote #211 (+5) [ 2002-12-28, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETS VIOLENT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE
<[P]engo> http://www.intelligentx.com/newsletters/entertainment/articles/story_ent5_122602.cfm
<[P]engo> lol
<VooDoo> ssshhhh
<VooDoo> your breaking the silence
<[P]engo> oh shit sorry
<VooDoo> so you should be
<VooDoo> its to late, its already broken now
<[P]engo> oh no whatever have i done!
*** ThomoH[B] has left #overclockers
<dec> look what you've done to Thomo
<dec> and you woke me up
<VooDoo> [P]engo, you really stuffed up this time.

Quote #43 (+5) [ 2002-11-02, 02:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has left #overclockers
<K|dDO`> evening Bravo
<BOB_LOE> K|dDO`: * Bravo has left #overclockers
<brembo`> smacktard, hubbahabahbahb
<K|dDO`> oops
<K|dDO`> lol

Quote #64 (+5) [ 2002-11-08, 06:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> zit just me or are the new nokia's getting more and more gay? : http://www.howardchui.com/images/reviewpics/expocomm2002/nokia6800-05.jpg
<SileNceR> Rudeboi - you're the only one getting more and more gay.
<Rudeboi> SileNceR: how did u know? ur sexy body just turns me on soo much
* Rudeboi goes and pukes after what he just said

Quote #68 (+5) [ 2002-11-09, 02:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> i am stuipted

Quote #84 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> i'd cut my dick off if i had a kid like K|dDO

Quote #86 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

[09:22] <\Roscoe> Man this screen is awesome.. wish it had a slot for my penis to go.

Quote #98 (+5) [ 2002-11-20, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> wet the end the just jerk it right?

Quote #101 (+5) [ 2002-11-20, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> my suspension rocks
<Narc|Lag> You sould get that looked at...

Quote #109 (+5) [ 2002-11-21, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** nEoLIthIc was kicked by VooDoo (you get the most annoying person award)

Quote #131 (+5) [ 2002-12-03, 07:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> whoever just tried to send me something, or chat or something, retry please
<kid|TBmoro> Cav: see my pic?
<CSmith> thats the pr0n from abcd
<CSmith> :D

Quote #143 (+5) [ 2002-12-06, 01:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> :)
<Quadbox> :)
<Cav> :0
<Cav> oops
<Cav> :)

Quote #151 (+5) [ 2002-12-10, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitchee> mm.. woody, wood tastes nice, especially sledgehammer wood
<Mitchee> k that was bad
<Mitchee> sledgehammer woody
<Mitchee> crap..
<Mitchee> NO!!!

Quote #155 (+5) [ 2002-12-11, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bobSNEE> dont you hate it when you accidently break your mobo while inserting ram :(
<Manaz> bob: You're not supposed to use a hammer!

Quote #254 (+5) [ 2003-01-16, 08:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Hey peeps!
<Chronic> Who wanna hear a joke?
<Chronic> haha
<Chronic> Why did z3n|A cross the road?
<Chronic> Because his dick was stuck in a chicken
<Chronic> :p
<z3n|A> :O

Quote #266 (+5) [ 2003-01-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Wizard_ : you couldn't hit a bulls arse with a fistful of popcorn :P

Quote #351 (+5) [ 2003-02-22, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** God was kicked by Yaleman (I kicked god!)
*** God has joined #rice
<God> you will pay for that when you die Yaleman

Quote #357 (+5) [ 2003-02-25, 08:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milenko> Thor-Work: porn mags have contents?
<Thor-Work> yes they do
<Milenko> funny thing that, ive never noticed them
<V8> you buy magazines of pron and you have a net connection ?
<V8> weird
<V8> :P
<bh> v8 you can take the mags into the bathroom for a wack
<bh> computers are harder to take
<Milenko> oh yuck bh
<V8> oh um ok
<Milenko> we really needed to know that
* LoneWolf_ looks at his laptop
<LoneWolf_> :)

Quote #371 (+5) [ 2003-03-03, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I feel like i'm wasting my time and money being at uni 3/4 of the time
<Nozz> I don't really know what other options there are for me though
<brembo`> join the airforce :)
<brembo`> some good sounding jobs at the A/F
<Nozz> yeah
<Nozz> but it's the whole being in the military thing that puts me off
<Rik_> the whole anal penetration thing?
<Nozz> Rik_, and that..

Quote #410 (+5) [ 2003-03-19, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DeathStar): god it smells bad in here
(Darkness): Well, i did shower today thankyou very much....
(DeathStar): im in the toilet
(DeathStar): laptop
(DeathStar): with wireless
(Darkness): DeathStar: When you are talking in IRC whilst taking a crap in toilet, you may be an addict.
(one_nil): hahaha

Quote #483 (+5) [ 2003-04-21, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Embercide): kids are sexually transmitted diseases

Quote #440 (+5) [ 2003-04-02, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz votes sex
<Nozz> sex tends to cure all my problems
<shift> sex tends to cause all my problems.

Quote #453 (+5) [ 2003-04-08, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): Hmm.. Photoshop just gave me an error about me having "nothing to stroke"... should i be offended?
(LordWorm): Darkness: take a screen cap :P that ones for the archives :P
([SweN]): heh
(Cav): Darkness: why would you be offended?
* Cav ducks
(Darkness): You're right. Do me a favour and help me roll it back up, Cav...

Quote #547 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 00:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> my datasecurity assignment sounds like a bad porn movie script
<mnkymajik> "Louise is able to perform a spoofing attack...."
<Rex-Out> haha

Quote #571 (+5) [ 2003-05-17, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> w0t! daredevil-DivX.avi turns out to be pr0n!!!
<deepspring> hehehe
<z3n|A> if i keep getting fake files like this im gona loose my dick and turn into a hairy monster soon
<Bam> lol z3n|A
<Bam> good porno?

Quote #588 (+5) [ 2003-05-22, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> The Barton core must give head when its not busy or something if it's really that good.

Quote #600 (+5) [ 2003-05-27, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<cRyStAl> does mirc have tafe courses to become an op??????

Quote #603 (+5) [ 2003-05-29, 01:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): There was a better online version somewhere. Where it gave it back to you in wav format. I once put a very nasty wav file (regarding a fat and ugly friend of my ex's) on a mix cd i made. Turns out, that cd came on at a party... MAN , was i popular after that one!
(MadHatter): lol
(MadHatter): logoff
(Darkness): I couldn't, it was real life!

Quote #644 (+5) [ 2003-06-09, 19:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** thetron is now known as tron|bfmod
<Rik|away> tron is modding his boyfriend?

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #753 (+5) [ 2003-07-09, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): So, if i was to ban rocket, both of them would be quiet huh...
* Darkness rubs his chin in an interesting manner
* Lombers also rubs his chin
(Darkness): Lombers: Dude, that's my elbow. You can get out from under there now.
(Lombers): Darkness: your elbow?? I thought it was......errrmm, right
(Darkness): Heh, It isn't THAT cold, Lombers. :)

Quote #802 (+5) [ 2003-07-18, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> fuck i love ghost
<RoSWeLL> without ghost ppl would have to go through the pain of installing windows over and over again .. everytime you install windows you are being raped in teh arse by bill gates and his Microsoft Shlong

Quote #810 (+5) [ 2003-07-22, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> wtf doesnt agg sell a bike and buy a ballsy server?
<DrAlpina> cause he keeps smashing them ElCrunch
<ElCrunch> oh deer

Quote #835 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> hmm, im getting real sick of viagra spam.. im freaking 20 years old.. i need a pill that does the OPPOSITE
<knowsfords> hmm a pauline hanson naked pill?

Quote #849 (+5) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #856 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 16:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- thetron was kicked off #overclockers by Agg (At first you must realise, there is no funny. The only thing being kicked is you.)

Quote #859 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> I use pants.

Quote #865 (+5) [ 2003-08-09, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> i piss in your tea
<FreeFrag> I shove the tea up your ass :p
<\Roscoe\> Kinky.
<\Roscoe\> Keep going.. I'm getting close.

Quote #872 (+5) [ 2003-08-10, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> we found this mag at t42 with nude pics in it right
<Sponge> so we tore the pages out
<head_rush> Did you beat off
<Sponge> and when wee were at iso
<Sponge> we stood at the top of the lift and kept sending a page at a time down stairs
<Sponge> the lift would come back up empty

Quote #885 (+5) [ 2003-08-12, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Genital warts on your face? I hate that...

Quote #902 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 19:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> lo chas
<Chastity> hey Bleeter
<Chastity> Oh I'll dig out my network card when I get off my arse next :-P
<Bleeter> why u got a NIC up yer arse chas?

Quote #1030 (+5) [ 2003-09-12, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Hydra[wrk]): i need a gf.... to polish my next car