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Quote #1177 (+5) [ 2003-10-20, 17:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tate): mmmm cork
(Tate): I mean
(Tate): mmmm sarah
(Trav): cork?!
(Tate): cork
(Tate): on a bottle
(Tate): you know
(Trav): ewww you sick fetish boy
(Tate): CORK NOT CAWK
(Tate): :P
(Tate): different spelling
(Trav): tate a cork and a cawk, both would go the same place for you
(bundy): LOL
(Tate): hhahahaa

Quote #1204 (+5) [ 2003-10-23, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

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Quote #1215 (+5) [ 2003-10-24, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Immo_G): had ya 12 barons table 'burgers' for the day
(tensop): eww barons table
(tensop): you know how they make that
(tensop): they stick a 20v+ probe to a peice of cardboard
(tensop): the other to some dog meat
(Immo_G): lol
(tensop): stick both of em in some water
(Immo_G): hahahaha rofl
(Immo_G): electroplated meat

Quote #1221 (+5) [ 2003-10-25, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Parts: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) omg, this channel has no pants!
* Joins: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) phew.

Quote #1224 (+5) [ 2003-10-26, 23:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> I was reading a quote of a US senator recently on game violence.... "Games like 'CS' encourage gamers to kill innocent hostages to win. Also, it includes a 'god mode', which is when the crosshair of your sniper rifle is aimed at the head of an opponent, giving you god like control on their life"
<Nza> not exactly the quote, but close to it
<xphile> i can just imagine thier guide dogs playing and telling them all about it
<Nza> and he considered himself to be a "game expert"
<Nza> hahaha
<Nza> *ahem*

Quote #1304 (+5) [ 2003-11-11, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sam cochrane> i need friends
<sam cochrane> please?
<sam cochrane> am willing to pay

Quote #1312 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zom> OCAU...
<Zom> is that an australian godzilla or something?

Quote #1324 (+5) [ 2003-11-14, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> MadHatter: I've been power-tool-free for two years. I went to counselling and everthing

Quote #1403 (+5) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #1416 (+5) [ 2003-12-05, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i once sent a package to sciby at his work, addressed to Scott "God among Men" Eiby

Quote #1426 (+5) [ 2003-12-08, 17:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<passedoutkitten> life sucks and i swallow like the two dollar whore that i am.
<Apoc> wait
<Apoc> $2?
<Apoc> where the fuck is my change?!?!

Quote #1429 (+5) [ 2003-12-08, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google miserable failure
<D_Web> Result: Biography of President George W. Bush - [ http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html ]

Quote #1436 (+5) [ 2003-12-12, 02:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> okay guys, WTF! I just turned off my PC to install a new HDD, while I'm doing it I hear a bang, sounds like metal against metal though I didn't see anything move!
<Reaver> any ideas?
<Erve> you blew the welds on your intake manifold

Quote #1481 (+5) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)

Quote #1503 (+5) [ 2004-01-11, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i should take a pic of me now
<Rage> none of them are current
<Rage> i'm a lot less boyish :D
<Tommmo> hahahah
<Fod> more girlish now?
<Tommmo> what, you're a bit girly ?
<Tommmo> aha fod beat me to it
<knowsfords> Fod: dammit!
<Tommmo> nothing wrong with that rage
<Tommmo> our society embraces diversity
<knowsfords> and if you want to be a women, we wont stop you.

Quote #1518 (+5) [ 2004-01-14, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macca> the only thing that will get in the way of this lan is my sister
<fod> is she hot?
<macca> no, she is a pain in the ass...
<fod> idb?

Quote #1536 (+5) [ 2004-01-19, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vassili> hey Cav, are you the guy that everyone thinks/knows is gay?

Quote #1551 (+5) [ 2004-01-24, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(sbobz) a mate of mine used to be 'the phantom shitter' at my school... we had those tv's that are suspended by an arm attached to roof etc... you'd get into class and there'd be a fresh man-turd up there, or in the teachers drawer, or in the middle of the floor, or in the staff room, etc..
(sbobz) was quite good at it
(Largo) phantom shitter rofl
(Hibba) lol
(sbobz) he'd crap in highly unlikely places
(sbobz) and never got busted

Quote #1596 (+5) [ 2004-02-05, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> Apparently Railway Square looks like a moshpit.
<@Matt-R> As long as they are raving naked near the blue light everything should be fine

Quote #1612 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

Quote #1615 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kommando> wtf is COD and why do you have to pay for it?

Quote #1617 (+5) [ 2004-02-10, 20:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Anyone had anything to do with a serious car restoration?
<Agg> no, I only restore funny cars.

Quote #1674 (+5) [ 2004-02-22, 19:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Draebor> were the rides any good?
<@DDsD|moofi> Yeah they were.. except i didnt go on any of them.. was too busy being jaded
<@Draebor> ahh fucker :) that was my main reason for wanting to go
<@DDsD|moofi> What, being Jaded? or using the rides? ;p
<@Draebor> rides damnit
<@DDsD|moofi> Heh, yeah.. i was going to say you can be Jaded at home -> http://www.jadedraver.com/
<@Draebor> pfft i could show superstar dj's how to take a dump
<Fod|Food> but you wouldn't have chix00rs offering to wipe for you :)

Quote #1678 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 15:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> 1 AUD = 0.772513 USD !?!
<brembo`> was almost 0.8USD on friday
<knowsfords> someone sneezed brembo` :/
<echelon> someone shat on an Australian $20 bill and posted it to George Bush

Quote #1689 (+5) [ 2004-02-24, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ARghg, i met this chick on sunday, and we got talkin n stuff, i got her number, talked for a bit, she said that she only answers calls from people she knows, sweet. shes good lookin. pity i didn't give her my number, so she doesn't answer my calls
<aftahours> ah i know
<aftahours> ill SMS her
<Lurks> gg aftahours
<Crystal> HAHA
<@Agg> lol, aftahours

Quote #1700 (+5) [ 2004-02-29, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> http://www.fu-fme.com/ < that's the one.. i've written an IRC highlight vibration script for it
<Tap3k> lol
<nwatts> taking PC obession to new levels

Quote #1728 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #1750 (+5) [ 2004-03-18, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzZzZzZ> im gonna go get laid! :P
<sabretooth> Junkz, leave Sticks alone!

Quote #1786 (+5) [ 2004-03-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> What's better than winning the paralymics?
<Owen> Legs.

Quote #1800 (+5) [ 2004-04-04, 14:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zenman 's real penis is twice as big as all of your, who gives a shit about epenis
<notbh> zenman: 4 inches? whoa thats huge
<notbh> :P
<@VooDoo> mines only 3"
<nwatts> oh, and all you are real mature
<@VooDoo> but my wife likes it that wide
<zenman> ha ha ha

Quote #1804 (+5) [ 2004-04-06, 10:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> wtf
<mazza[W]> my mum wont take me into work because of the socks im wearing
<mazza[W]> :|

Quote #1806 (+5) [ 2004-04-06, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> a 15yo girl is being charged as a child pornographer for posting pictures of herself on the net
<Skitzo> WTF>
<DrillSGT> yeah
<DrillSGT> seen it, no pics :/

Quote #1819 (+5) [ 2004-04-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> night all
<knowsfords> was going to stay up till the easter bunny comes, that way I can catch him and hold the worlds chocolate at ransom
<knowsfords> but meh I'm tired

Quote #1836 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'new servers onsite @ comindico, waiting for ausgamers to commission, no we don't know when'
<Z> agg: when do we get new servers
<Agg> shaddup nick :)
<Nick> :D

Quote #1845 (+5) [ 2004-04-16, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> mazzanet: i just dont tolerate bullshit from cocksmokers
<chubba> i.e. yourself

Quote #1846 (+5) [ 2004-04-17, 03:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> when i was young and cruel i used to stand in the middle of the lawn, hug a cat to my chest and spin in circles until i could hardly stand.. then put cat on ground
<Agg> they try to run off.. sideways

Quote #1877 (+5) [ 2004-04-26, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Does anyone use the PIPE news servers for binaries?
<Rage> thats just a fancy way of saying "how do i download warez from pipe?" :P

Quote #1892 (+5) [ 2004-04-29, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> zfuck
<Rage> spilled lift on keyborD
<Rage>
<Rage> shit
<TheWedgie> hahahha
<Rage> ZNOT GIN
<Rage> HGJ
<NozzBleh> HAHAAH
<Rage> 1QA
* NozzBleh is now known as Nozz
<Rage> Z
<Rage> z
<Rage> fuck nooooooooooooooo
<Nozz> roflmao
<TheWedgie> haha
<Nozz> You need to learn to aim for your mouth better
<Rage> wtf its m
<Rage>
<Rage> Z
* Nozz is highly amused
<Rage> z
<knowsfordz> dam, the same thing happened with my other keyboard
<knowsfordz> the temp one
<Rage> sjdfgoskdjfhglskdjhfglskjhglkjh\\
<knowsfordz> cept I didn't spill anything on it
<Rage> <idlerpg> FreeFrag, the the attacker of the n00ba, has attained level 3! Next level in 0 days, 00:15:36.
<Rage> A
<Rage> ahh
<Rage> its back
<Rage> working
<Rage> for some reason
<Rage> |:d
<Rage> or not
<Rage> waadsflkqweretyuiouhdgzl;ksdjf
<Rage>
<Rage> SOME OF THE KEYS r gone
<Rage> like 1QAZ
<knowsfordz> Rage: you're gunna need to replace it
<Rage> DUDE ITS A LAPTOP
<Rage> this has happened before tho, with beer last time
<Nozz> stop spilling shit in it then, you idiot
<Rage> 1qa
<knowsfordz> bahaha even worser sucked in :p
<Rage> 1qa
<Rage> it was an accident
<FreeFrag> *chuckle*
<Nozz> Be more careful
<FreeFrag> quotable :)
<Rage> YOU SHOULD see my screen, its going nuts
<Rage> menues and shit popping up everywhere

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #1926 (+5) [ 2004-05-06, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> roflburgers
<Fall> what the fuck
<Fall> roflburgers? !!!!
<Fall> man, I like my burgers on a fucking PLATE and NOT LAUGHING

Quote #1939 (+5) [ 2004-05-09, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> the coke bottle defeated me
<Fod> so i cut the bastard open with a carving knife
<Fod> coke never tasted so good

Quote #1973 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder|A> mmm segmented downloading @ 50kb/s
<predder|A> ahh god fucking dammit Banzai... all that effort and i've already seen it
<Banzai> AHAHAHAHAH
<ethanol> AHAHAHAHAH
<Hunter> caps is not for general purpose use
<Hunter> its like writing in red pen
<Z> OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN TO HUNTER. THANKYOU.
<Hunter> >:
<predder|A> heh what a champion
<ethanol> hi Z
<Crystal> OMG
<d00dz> Z u wh0re
<Crystal> Z SPOKE!!! I'M AMAZED

Quote #1981 (+5) [ 2004-05-19, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Sticks, you suck.
<Sticks> yes
<Sticks> I do
<Sticks> but only if they're female, and pretty
<Sticks> and human
<Sticks> and over the age of consent
<Sticks> single is always nice too
<Wolfy> i see you're as fussy as Sciby in that regard Sticks
<FreeFrag> Probably why he's single ;)
<Falkor> no, he's single cause he's an ugly fucker

Quote #1993 (+5) [ 2004-05-22, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> !seen lamers
<Daemon> Last seen Lurks: now
<Lurks> piss off Daemon ;)

Quote #2076 (+5) [ 2004-06-24, 13:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i remember when i got busted stealing a game from the school
<Rage> "Maths Circus"
<Rage> i copied it onto a floppy at lunchtime
<Rage> then my parents made me write a letter of apology :(
<Rage> my first piracy bust, lol

Quote #2137 (+5) [ 2004-07-12, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SPlatinum> Well, I'm sleepy, I better be off boys.
<Mred32> I was off boys a long time ago.
<SPlatinum> Damm you!

Quote #2140 (+5) [ 2004-07-13, 07:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> it would appear all of austnet is fucked
<ethanol> chubba: i'm sure there is at least one virgin there

Quote #2145 (+5) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #2246 (+5) [ 2004-08-16, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I wonder if it's any coincidence that two of the women in the women's shooting atm are named "Suzanne"
<_DDsD> At least it isn't the weightlifting and their name's "John"