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Quote #3271 (+11) [ 2006-02-25, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SirPNut> no beta|happy, Stygian is living proof that gladwrap and a rubber band does not make an effective form of contraceptive
<beta|happy> gogo SirPNut
* DX` has joined #overclockers
<Stygian> lol gee thanks
<Agg> but marsbars wrappers are ok still, right? right??
* Z sets mode: +o Daemon
<Agg> king-size mars bars, of course, ahem
<Quadbox> lol agg, of course
<Daemon> Agg: only on the first of the month
<Quadbox> they're heat-sealed
<beta|happy> rofl
<Quadbox> :p
<Daemon> otherwise it's snickers :P
<beta|happy> Quadbox at what temp do they seal them ?
<Quadbox> no! cherry ripe
<Tabris> flake
<Agg> picnic bars are ok, but only for anal
<Quadbox> how the fuck should I know, beta|happy?
<beta|happy> coke bottle
<Daemon> Quadbox: it is? uh oh
* Agg was kicked by Agg (ffs)
<knowsfords> I cant find king sized mars bars/snickers around here :(
* Agg has joined #overclockers
<Quadbox> Agg: what, because they're peanutty and chunky? :p
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Stygian> lol
<Agg> aherrm
<beta|happy> Quadbox your the science freak
<Tabris> too low brow even for yourself
<Agg> Quadbox - coz they look like a turd.
<knowsfords> its only the single or the new dual bars
<Daemon> Agg: think, then type. It's a powerful combination ;)

Quote #1525 (+8) [ 2004-01-15, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Grosby) I can't eat KFC, looks too much like a wrinkled up testicle

Quote #1807 (+16) [ 2004-04-06, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Quote #1738 (+8) [ 2004-03-11, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<adi> a win xp gnome theme is the most downloaded per day
<adi> art.gnome.org
<adi> ROFL!! i just installed the winXP theme, and i selected it, and gnome crashed!! they managed to get the windows theme just perfect!!

Quote #946 (+1) [ 2003-08-23, 08:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

(mazzanet): mornin
(Darkness): gah, fuck.
(Darkness): Why did i drink so much and stay out so late..
(Darkness): urrggg
(INerTIal): lol
(INerTIal): always the problem
(INerTIal): the answer is always cause i drunk too much
(Darkness): Yes, but in 30 mins i have to be at the fire station being all co-ordinated and stuff... I feel like there was a party in my mouth, and everyone was projectile vomitting!
(INerTIal): lmao

Quote #2525 (+4) [ 2005-01-23, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzaBBQ> the bbq people were the ones i were standing next to for the last 15 mins
<mazzaBBQ> dammit
<mazzaBBQ> everyone knows me
<David> you found them mazza?
<mazzaBBQ> but i dont know them
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, put the fucking IRC phone in your pocket and socialise.
----- 5 Minutes Later -----
<David> mazza put down the phone man :p
<ace234> mazzaBBQ are you going for the biggest geek award?
<mazzaBBQ> yes
<mazzaBBQ> these people are scaring me
<Reaver|ZzZ> how's mazza on the net
<David> on his phone
<David> nerding it up bigtime
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, are they looking at you with that "Geez...wtf is up with that kid, it's like he has an emotional attachment with IRC" look on thier face?
<David> FreeFrag: $10 says so.
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, turn on the webcam, I want to see thier faces.
<David> take pics!
<David> surely that phone has a camera too
<David> I tried telling mazza yesterday that he shouldn't play with his phone.. he needs to socialise with the people! :D
<FreeFrag> Who knows what mazzanets mobile number is? I'll call up Telstra and have it cancelled because it was stolen. We've got to do this kid a favour.

Quote #2228 (+12) [ 2004-08-08, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Redback, fark... on the tip of my tongue..
<Falkor> err. the name of the song that is.
<Redback> you want me to do what on the tip of your tounge?
<Falkor> yeah yeah.. shutup..

Quote #1182 (+3) [ 2003-10-20, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): im going to start a channel called #anti-agg plase join!!!
(Agg): GREAT IDEA I HATE TGAT GUY!!!11
(tensop): YEAH ME TOO ROFLZ!@
(Agg): l0lz!!

Quote #751 (+4) [ 2003-07-08, 01:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @MOH[A]MED is back (Back from: brain my does function properly not food without) Gone for 18mins 36secs
<@MzSuNsHiNe> moe ur brain my does function properly not food without <--- dosn't make sense

Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #2547 (+4) [ 2005-01-29, 17:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> everytime i eat homemade pie i feel sick
<outonanisl> i think my body is trying to tell me that 25 pounds of butter per square inch isnt good
<Iroquois> yep, it'll do that
<Iroquois> when I ate my regrettable record of 14 pieces of pizza, my body *sure* told me about that :(
<Iroquois> then the doctor at the hospital told me about it

Quote #1892 (+4) [ 2004-04-29, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> zfuck
<Rage> spilled lift on keyborD
<Rage>
<Rage> shit
<TheWedgie> hahahha
<Rage> ZNOT GIN
<Rage> HGJ
<NozzBleh> HAHAAH
<Rage> 1QA
* NozzBleh is now known as Nozz
<Rage> Z
<Rage> z
<Rage> fuck nooooooooooooooo
<Nozz> roflmao
<TheWedgie> haha
<Nozz> You need to learn to aim for your mouth better
<Rage> wtf its m
<Rage>
<Rage> Z
* Nozz is highly amused
<Rage> z
<knowsfordz> dam, the same thing happened with my other keyboard
<knowsfordz> the temp one
<Rage> sjdfgoskdjfhglskdjhfglskjhglkjh\\
<knowsfordz> cept I didn't spill anything on it
<Rage> <idlerpg> FreeFrag, the the attacker of the n00ba, has attained level 3! Next level in 0 days, 00:15:36.
<Rage> A
<Rage> ahh
<Rage> its back
<Rage> working
<Rage> for some reason
<Rage> |:d
<Rage> or not
<Rage> waadsflkqweretyuiouhdgzl;ksdjf
<Rage>
<Rage> SOME OF THE KEYS r gone
<Rage> like 1QAZ
<knowsfordz> Rage: you're gunna need to replace it
<Rage> DUDE ITS A LAPTOP
<Rage> this has happened before tho, with beer last time
<Nozz> stop spilling shit in it then, you idiot
<Rage> 1qa
<knowsfordz> bahaha even worser sucked in :p
<Rage> 1qa
<Rage> it was an accident
<FreeFrag> *chuckle*
<Nozz> Be more careful
<FreeFrag> quotable :)
<Rage> YOU SHOULD see my screen, its going nuts
<Rage> menues and shit popping up everywhere

Quote #1789 (+3) [ 2004-03-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rc> I love spam
<rc> Makes me feel impotent

Quote #295 (+10) [ 2003-02-02, 08:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pa|2anoiD> hey fellas, what can i do to fix an "explorer error" ?
<Agg> buy a mac

Quote #218 (+1) [ 2003-01-01, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> cheap bottle of scotch, some cigerettes, some porn, one hand
<[P]engo> all you need for a goodnight

Quote #2687 (+9) [ 2005-04-15, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

[22:08] <YubYub> hello?
[23:10] <YubYub> hey
[23:11] <YubYub> oh crap that was just me from earlier

Quote #804 (+6) [ 2003-07-19, 16:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nEoLIthIc> oi ppl, my friend is in between me and another guy right
<nEoLIthIc> would i be able to see the other guy too?

Quote #2391 (+11) [ 2004-11-19, 12:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could go a random hug right now ;)
* josh|nexus gives Narc a hug
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<josh|nexus> heheh..... well i guess its just you and me compadre
<Narcolepsy> :S

Quote #764 (+11) [ 2003-07-10, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kiddO> Agg[away], Can I defuse you? CAUSE YOUR DA BOMB!
<Agg[away]> no. please die.

Quote #4074 (+8) [ 2007-04-10, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie ponders how many people in here have "NWS" and "NSFW" on highlight
* wayne adds NWS and NSFW to highlight
<Ze> TheWedgie : that's a good idea
<wayne> NWS
<wayne> NSFW
<wayne> I wonder how many people just rushed to IRC
--> Stygian (Stygian@58.179.191.229) has joined #overclockers
<Gary_J> wayne, Stygian wasn't even on IRC and he knew what you said! :)
<Stygian> bah. What did I join after?

Quote #1250 (+3) [ 2003-10-30, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> Has anyone had any problems with *Store name omitted to protect the innocent* before?
* VooDoo REFUSES TO COMMENT
<Dopefish> lol
<Quadbox> lol VooDoo
<Flecktone> ...
<Flecktone> :P
<echelon> Dopefish: Take that as a resounding yes

Quote #2745 (+9) [ 2005-05-11, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jayci> someone? Rove hasnt got cancer has he?
<Erve> yes
<Erve> its in his funny bone
<Erve> boom tish

Quote #1422 (+15) [ 2003-12-07, 13:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> how ya bike going FF ?
<FreeFrag> Good...my ass gets sore though :p
<brembo`> use the seat

Quote #1973 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder|A> mmm segmented downloading @ 50kb/s
<predder|A> ahh god fucking dammit Banzai... all that effort and i've already seen it
<Banzai> AHAHAHAHAH
<ethanol> AHAHAHAHAH
<Hunter> caps is not for general purpose use
<Hunter> its like writing in red pen
<Z> OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN TO HUNTER. THANKYOU.
<Hunter> >:
<predder|A> heh what a champion
<ethanol> hi Z
<Crystal> OMG
<d00dz> Z u wh0re
<Crystal> Z SPOKE!!! I'M AMAZED

Quote #1567 (+9) [ 2004-01-29, 21:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> fucking hell i am tored
<Ultimata> tirex*
<Ultimata> tire*
<Ultimata> tired*
<Ultimata> FUCK
<Ultimata> oh wait
<Ultimata> there
<Largo> got typo ? :D

Quote #19 (+9) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> thetron: i think you are being DDoS'd by common sense, take in the knowledge

Quote #4130 (+4) [ 2007-05-28, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> oh dang
<freaek> hot chilli for lunch
<freaek> CHILLIHIGH!
* echelon_ breaks out the hazmat suits
* eDust forewarns the hospital
* TheWedgie forewarns the cleaners

Quote #2026 (+6) [ 2004-06-03, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> on the way back from pub/crown we saw 6x patrol cars, 3x divvy vans, a police campervan thing and a helicopter
<Rage> all weaving through some park
<CrashDummy> police picnic
<Rage> this was like 1am CrashDummy :P
<CrashDummy> the law never sleeps

Quote #2608 (+11) [ 2005-02-25, 03:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> Computers? In my day there were 150 of us using abacus in middle of 't road

Quote #2060 (+3) [ 2004-06-16, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I'd love a segway, for that "Look at me I'm an all out nerdy geek and there's not one thing you can do about it" look

Quote #1134 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i havent had so much fun since i got my dick caught in the toaster

Quote #4222 (+5) [ 2007-10-09, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Radar, I blended for breakfast. Water melon, Rock melon, kiwifruit, banana, mandarin and strawberry yohgurt.
<irvo44> sounds good
<Radar> That sounds like liquid gay

Quote #15 (+7) [ 2002-10-23, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> I want to get my penis working but I really have no idea how to use it either.
<Skit> people use it, becomes unstable..

Quote #2272 (+2) [ 2004-09-03, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkash> but i ran out of light
<Darkash> so i had to leave it to tommorrow
<@Lartnec> heeey thats an idea, we could make some sort of lighting device that we could use when it gets dark
<@Lartnec> maybe some fire on the end of a bit of string
<@Lartnec> with soemthing.... lets say wax around it
<@Carl> Lartnec, will it have a TV?
<@Lartnec> I was thinking a mobile phone

Quote #3337 (+7) [ 2006-04-25, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy: Gretel Killeen is 73
Agg: in dog years
Agg: which is appropriate

Quote #1866 (+7) [ 2004-04-22, 23:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Simboo> I swear the worst part about living with women is the amount of toilet paper they use
<Simboo> it's phenominal

Quote #1859 (+14) [ 2004-04-19, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i wish i had a presscott cpu, my oven is stuffed :(

Quote #3879 (+5) [ 2006-12-21, 15:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I can dream knowsfords
<knowsfords> grass is greener etc
* Joins: Rage
* knowsfords greens Rage's grass
<Rage> ...
<Rage> thats fucking disturbing dude

Quote #1530 (+22) [ 2004-01-16, 11:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* CapnChron goes off to wake his sister up
<FuriousG> don't wake her, just put your weener in her mouth, and take photos
<FuriousG> then, post the photos on the internet
<FuriousG> then show all her friends
<FuriousG> then move to alaska
<FuriousG> chuckle to yourself for thirty years
<@Fragwizard> heheheheheheh
<CapnChron> lol
* CapnChron shows this to his sister

Quote #3508 (+3) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #65 (+10) [ 2002-11-08, 08:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SpeedyD> i have a good girlfriend and a good firewall, cept my firewall never goes down on me

Quote #1765 (+3) [ 2004-03-24, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> !google Victoria police
<D_Web> Result: Victoria Police - Internet - [ http://www.police.vic.gov.au/ ]
<DDsD> If google was a person, and i was a female, i would want to have its babies

Quote #1839 (+8) [ 2004-04-15, 22:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik wonders what to cook his steak with
<brembo`> heat ?

Quote #211 (+3) [ 2002-12-28, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETS VIOLENT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE
<[P]engo> http://www.intelligentx.com/newsletters/entertainment/articles/story_ent5_122602.cfm
<[P]engo> lol
<VooDoo> ssshhhh
<VooDoo> your breaking the silence
<[P]engo> oh shit sorry
<VooDoo> so you should be
<VooDoo> its to late, its already broken now
<[P]engo> oh no whatever have i done!
*** ThomoH[B] has left #overclockers
<dec> look what you've done to Thomo
<dec> and you woke me up
<VooDoo> [P]engo, you really stuffed up this time.

Quote #1930 (+7) [ 2004-05-07, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> I wish stupidity was a fatal disease
<t_rex|z> :)
<ethanol> it is
<ethanol> have you read the darwin awards?
<Hibba> I hear you can catch stupidity from aids
<ethanol> you can catch aids from stupidity
<ernest> yeah, it is, but its lethality rate is somewhere around the 15% mark, and thats not good enough for me;)

Quote #86 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

[09:22] <\Roscoe> Man this screen is awesome.. wish it had a slot for my penis to go.

Quote #1180 (+6) [ 2003-10-20, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win
<PooJou> [22:09] <Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win <- amen to that... thats like... fully malaysian style :D
<Tate> wtf
<Tate> it's no style
<Tate> it's jus
<Tate> a shirt + boxers
<Tate> both random
<Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<PooJou> *suss*
<Tate> lol
<Tate> they're seriosly pink
<Tate> and I wear them
<Tate> otuside
<Tate> I feel like if someone is waling past
<Tate> they'll yell it
<Tate> YOU FUCKING QUEER
<PooJou> 'hey baby, i'm wearing pink boxers'
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> Chicks + boxers + singlet = drool....................
* PooJou goes back to the corner
<Tate> dude
<Tate> chicks + nothing = droll
<Rage> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll <-- lol... droll means boring...
<Tate> haha
<Tate> fuck you tom
<Tate> :P
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> tates gay!
<PooJou> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll | [22:12] <Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<Rage> lol
<PooJou> I rest my case

Quote #1348 (+1) [ 2003-11-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> like Bukkake Schools Originally practiced in Japan, bukkake has spread like wildfire across the globe and now has several distinct schools of practice, each with their own forms.
<RoSWeLL> imagine sending ur kids
<RoSWeLL> to bukkake school
<[Crunt]> hahaha
<RoSWeLL> how FUCKED
<RoSWeLL> would that be
<Phyx0> imagine getting a scholarship
<RoSWeLL> lol even worse

Quote #3061 (+4) [ 2005-11-01, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> what happens when you hit lvl60?
<Jessica> You turn into a fairy.
<Lombers> lol
<Jessica> And then you realise: you've been a fairy this whole time for playing such a POS game.
<Lombers> but seriously, is that the end of all the fun?
<Jessica> I mean, hello2u pixels.
<Jessica> Nah, you get to go around pwning n00bs.
<Jessica> Its like "IM LVL60 HAX lol i pwn u"
<Jessica> meanwhile the guy is this obese, completely unintelligent thanks to years of msn talk fool with doritos stained fingers and pizza smeared all over his face

Quote #268 (+7) [ 2003-01-18, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> sif broadband, go SDSL or ADSL