news | imagestore | ircquotes | trade maker | smilies | forums | webmail | login | register    
  Search Quotes

Jump to Quote #

Search for

   Quotes

< Back     Page: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32     Next >

Quote #3272 (+4) [ 2006-02-27, 02:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Budda> brreak the silence
<outy> sorry
<outy> was eating
<Budda> im trying to open the worlds most shit designed spaghetti can
<outy> smash it on your head
<Budda> i tried
<Budda> thats why i shut up for a bit

Quote #1054 (+6) [ 2003-10-02, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> half life 2 source code got out
<brembo`> interesting
<Lombers> yeah, check this out
<Lombers> I found the new Duke Nukem source code earlier today. Check it out...
<Lombers> do
<Lombers> { 'nothing' }
<Lombers> while
<Lombers> { 'heads = asses' }
<Lombers> That was pretty much all of it.
<Falkor> lol
<Strange1> lol
<wild> lmao
<Lombers> someone posted that at tech report
<Lombers> and at slashdot, someone said "Looks like there will be a linux port after all"
<echelon> lol

Quote #2369 (+1) [ 2004-10-31, 23:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Soc> I rang a payphone just before. It was fun.
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Hi, Is this a payphone?"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Yes. Yes it is"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Ah. Cool. Well, have a nice day"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "wha, your a random! don't call again you freak!"
<Soc> she sounded cute. :)

Quote #996 (+10) [ 2003-09-04, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chastity> there was a netsplit once.. and I got ops in #christian! it was the coolest day of my life

Quote #1191 (+2) [ 2003-10-22, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> whats that popular fan/temperature program thing that nearly everyone uses
<knowsfords> motherboard monitor isnt it?
<knowsfords> thanks knowsfords
<knowsfords> don't mention it

Quote #2668 (+1) [ 2005-04-04, 20:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> okay thats it... someone help me invent a new cheap internet protocol that can be used with existing infrastructure and can be used from 300kms away
<eDust> knowsfords, v92 dialup meets that criteria
<TheWedgie> heheheheh
<knowsfords> eDust: is it fast?
<TheWedgie> owned
<knowsfords> IS IT!
<TheWedgie> faster than v.34
<eDust> my first modem was 2400 baud, so yeah it's fast knowsfords :P

Quote #644 (+5) [ 2003-06-09, 19:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** thetron is now known as tron|bfmod
<Rik|away> tron is modding his boyfriend?

Quote #4349 (+11) [ 2008-07-24, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> I wonder what Chuck Norris would do to probability?
<scon|work> Make it a certainty?

Quote #2883 (+1) [ 2005-07-16, 10:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I have decided
<Lombers> I hate all PC places now
<Lombers> the problem is, they know nothing about customer service
<Lombers> because the people who started the good ones are pretty much geeks
<Lombers> and have no idea how to actually interact with people
<Lombers> sure they know their tech stuff
<Lombers> but that's about it
<Redback> what do they do when a girl wants to buy a new motherboard?
<Lombers> they premature ejaculate
<Redback> rofl
<pace> its not like i ordered a $15 modem
<Lombers> I know, and that's the problem
<Lombers> their problem is, they keep thinking to themselves that they will be able to get it in
<Lombers> instead of saying "look, I'll be conservative here, it'll take 2 weeks minimum"
<Lombers> then if they get it in earlier the customer would be like "omg that's the best service ever"

Quote #1598 (+8) [ 2004-02-05, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> once you *have* a missues you *need* pron
<g> you do?
* g ==!missus
<j> don't deny your basic instincts!

Quote #950 (+4) [ 2003-08-25, 10:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> I got my hands on a bass, we should have a jam
<echelon> (Bass as in the guitar, not the fish. That would make gross jam)

Quote #753 (+5) [ 2003-07-09, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): So, if i was to ban rocket, both of them would be quiet huh...
* Darkness rubs his chin in an interesting manner
* Lombers also rubs his chin
(Darkness): Lombers: Dude, that's my elbow. You can get out from under there now.
(Lombers): Darkness: your elbow?? I thought it was......errrmm, right
(Darkness): Heh, It isn't THAT cold, Lombers. :)

Quote #1970 (+2) [ 2004-05-17, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> why am i banned from #overclockers
<mazzanet> no wait
<mazzanet> my bad.

Quote #388 (+1) [ 2003-03-09, 21:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=22&MODEL=MS-6378 <--would this run a TBred?
<thetron> ain't that a cele board?
<thetron> looked like my sisters
<sabretooth> your sisters look like a Celeron motherboard?

Quote #1988 (+7) [ 2004-05-22, 00:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> i bought it from dell directly
<eDust> with an invoice and all
<knowsfords> :O
<knowsfords> you sold your soul!!
<knowsfords> :p
<eDust> but i saved about 60%

Quote #4188 (+1) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #2597 (+5) [ 2005-02-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): Ok i just hit the pinnacle of geekdom, i took my laptop to the toilet because i was 'in the zone' whilst coding PHP.
(colabus): this is why I question buying 2nd hand
(colabus): never know where the item has been :/

Quote #3863 (+4) [ 2006-12-20, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Gamma|4 was kicked by Agg (PLEASE TO BE MAKING WITH THE STOPPING OF THE TALKING NOW THANK YOU)

Quote #1135 (+62) [ 2003-10-15, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> MY GOD!!!
<CapnChron> I'm soo gonna fucking kick my sister out of the house
<CapnChron> She's a paradise
<CapnChron> erm
<CapnChron> Parasite!
<@Frag[W]> LOL
* @Frag[W] falls over.
<CapnChron> I feel voliated now!
<CapnChron> Yesterday my sister says she's having a friend over because our parents ain't here for few days.
<CapnChron> Right..
<CapnChron> This morning... I came home from work
<CapnChron> about 6:45am
<CapnChron> I go upstairs.. There's 2 kitchens
<CapnChron> One downstairs, one upstairs
<CapnChron> I'm like..
<CapnChron> Fuck man
<CapnChron> this is gross
<CapnChron> happened to me TWICE@!
<CapnChron> Right.. This girl!
<CapnChron> She's sitting on the stool eating breakfast looking at the view
<CapnChron> I'm like "Damn... She's wearing panties and a pink shirt
<CapnChron> I'm thinking sexy thoughts what I want to do with her
<CapnChron> "hot ass. I'd tap that!"
<CapnChron> All that shit you guys would think when you see some hot ass
<CapnChron> I go to the fridge to get a milkshake to join the girl
<CapnChron> Guess who I see walks into the kitchen
<CapnChron> Her fucking friend
<CapnChron> I'm like "wtf"
<CapnChron> She says hello
<CapnChron> I go "Hi..." Looked over to this girl...
<CapnChron> Eww
<CapnChron> i'M SICK
<CapnChron> I thought sexy thoughts of my fucking sister again!
* CapnChron jumps off from his bedroom window
<CapnChron> TWICE!!!
* CapnChron feeds his sister shitloads of food
<CapnChron> Get fat bitch!
<@Lone[Zz]> dude ... that's going straight to ugbox

Quote #920 (+3) [ 2003-08-16, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> FLoRa is a major pervert.
<FLoRa> No I'm not!
<Chemix> don't make me load my logs!
<FLoRa> Anyone can fabricate logs
<Narc|BRB> Might go and fabricate me a log right now...

Quote #2686 (+13) [ 2005-04-15, 14:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|scythe|> [13:23] <Jessica> the pain in my throat - guess ull have to find someone with a smaller 'leg' then aye?
<Jessica> Lol
<Jessica> If only I could find someone with a 'leg' at all :(
<Quadbox> Ironic, considering that only last week I could have sworn I heard something about not letting any boy's "leg" anywhere near you
<Jessica> I'm a fickle female, quadbox :P
<Quadbox> There's another word for that phenomenon :p
<MadHatter> ugly?

Quote #211 (+5) [ 2002-12-28, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETS VIOLENT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE
<[P]engo> http://www.intelligentx.com/newsletters/entertainment/articles/story_ent5_122602.cfm
<[P]engo> lol
<VooDoo> ssshhhh
<VooDoo> your breaking the silence
<[P]engo> oh shit sorry
<VooDoo> so you should be
<VooDoo> its to late, its already broken now
<[P]engo> oh no whatever have i done!
*** ThomoH[B] has left #overclockers
<dec> look what you've done to Thomo
<dec> and you woke me up
<VooDoo> [P]engo, you really stuffed up this time.

Quote #913 (+1) [ 2003-08-15, 22:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords pats Rik on the head and gives him a chocolate chip cookie
* Rik pats knowsfords and gives him head

Quote #1555 (+1) [ 2004-01-25, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> unsupported breasts bounce up to 8cm
<aftahours> thanks TV.
<mazzanet> !
<mackieman> lol
<Largo> the most disturbing thing i heard
<aftahours> now what am i going to think when i next am down the waterfront watching all the girlies walk along
<aftahours> mmm that one looks like about a 5cm bounce

Quote #2878 (+13) [ 2005-07-13, 23:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> nuclear demolitions device
<Agg> as opposed to what, nuclear putting-things-back-together device?

Quote #991 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<druu> any cs freaks here..? when's cz coming out..?
<Agg> counter ztrike?
<druu> hehe..
<druu> cs:cz..
<Agg> Counter Strike: Camping Zone?

Quote #978 (+8) [ 2003-08-31, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours contemplates having a shower
* aftahours looks at ajax spray and wipe...hmm this could be easier than what i think

Quote #75 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> last time i called telsra tech support the bloke on the other end started crying
<arkenstone> I called cause i'd had line sync for like a week and my isp still hadn't been told my telstra
<arkenstone> so i called them and asked quite nicely what was going on
<arkenstone> and this bloke just started crying and going on about how stuff isn't his fault and telstra is bad but he's not and he != telstra and people should leave him alone and stuff.

Quote #225 (+4) [ 2003-01-04, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> we have a gaping great big hole in the front of our house atm
<Crudmuffin> heh, how come?
<Crudmuffin> You're burying the bodies?

Quote #831 (+3) [ 2003-07-31, 15:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> K1 wants his next GF to be dumb as a post
<Bleeter> ek, i'd be going other direction then. at least two brain cells please
<Carrots> yeah.. me too.. I want a gf who is atleast a bit of a challenge at 2 player games
<INerTIal> lol
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Bleeter> i'd like a GF who'd actually not run away @ the thought of playing a comp game
* INerTIal nods
<INerTIal> that would be nice i must admit
<Bleeter> i mean, just ONCE
<RoSWeLL> if u find one Bleeter let me know
<head_rush> lol, no way I want a gf that has NFI about computers
<head_rush> So like after a hard day at work
<head_rush> We can just have mad sex0r
<wry> my ex gf played comp games
<wry> we even played rpg games (book based + card based)
<head_rush> Like if they are better at a computer game than me
<head_rush> Thats just fucked
<head_rush> OMFG
<head_rush> YOUR GF WAS A FUCKING NERD

Quote #1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..

Quote #67 (+2) [ 2002-11-09, 08:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

Quote #2169 (+2) [ 2004-07-21, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

*matt Q64: In 1964 who was the first non royal to appear on a UK stamp?
<slix> postman pat

Quote #3218 (+12) [ 2006-01-23, 20:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> imagine all the chicks getting screwed by american sailors now.
<eDust> every time a US ship comes into sydney i see girls practically throw themselves at them
<D_Web> there are plenty of women on that ship
<knowsfords> D_Web: they're probably out getting pussy too

Quote #1208 (+1) [ 2003-10-24, 13:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* brembo` farts
<brembo`> phwoar that stinks
* echelon hands brembo` a cork
<brembo`> bbiab

Quote #569 (+1) [ 2003-05-17, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> there's this song i heard on the radio in a store the other day, its a chick singing about 'driving all night to make love to you' and it think it's celine dion. Anyway, about halfway through the song.. it makes the 'DONG' noise which sounds awfully like the default WINXP error noise
<WhiteyFord> she's just singing blah blah blah DONG
<WhiteyFord> and its identical
<Daemon> at least it's not the "tada" one
<Agg> driving all night to BSOD you
<Daemon> driving all night to BSODomise you
<Rage> theres a (hed)pe song on my playlist with the msn "someone sent you a msg" sound in it
<bug^> I was in a club where the lasers went off and there was a BSOD on the computer controlling them

Quote #3324 (+11) [ 2006-04-13, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> new chaser clips: http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/video/default.htm?program=chaser&pres=20060331_2200
<TheWedgie> haha that was on the other night
<TheWedgie> the statue one is hillarious
<gords> absolutely
<gords> the cyclone naming rights one is hilarious too
<TheWedgie> lol yeh
<<FreeFrag> Real Player or Windows Media Player....hrmm....where's "OS X"
<gords> under the same category as "minorities no-one cares about"

Quote #204 (+6) [ 2002-12-24, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vindaloo> http://13inchclan.gonadland.com/crap/stfunew.jpg
<Sciby> Vinds, you worry me.
<Sciby> So very, very much.
<vindaloo> what? whaaaat?
<dec> I saw that coming :P
<Sciby> And thus, dec explains his sex life.

Quote #2415 (+3) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #4151 (+11) [ 2007-06-07, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

BFM: Bah, How do I block smilies from my mates MSN. He's assigned normal letters to flashing gifs ffs
echelon_: BFM: the first step is to punch your mate in the face

Quote #3057 (+4) [ 2005-10-30, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@chrisltft> my undies are back!!!!!!!!!!!
<@chrisltft> they were in a bag outside
<@chrisltft> near the noticeboard
<@chrisltft> with a note pinned to them
<@chrisltft> "accidentally taken from laundry, sorry"
<@chrisltft> yes!!!!!!!!

Quote #2531 (+8) [ 2005-01-24, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<praetorian> yes, i seriously hate moving pixels by hand, very bad on the back.
<Chris> scott, you're not funny, try to work with that information and use it to your (and our) advantage.

Quote #473 (+12) [ 2003-04-16, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Oo, my female sales rep at Kingmax smiled at me.
<Wolfy> computer similies don't count Andy :)
<Andypoo> :(

Quote #1854 (+21) [ 2004-04-18, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale|book> *finds funny article*
<yale|book> "hey mum, come check this out!"
<yale|book> *clicks on wrong page, gets a stupid pr0n popup from a torrent site*
<yale|book> "anal parade, that's nice james"
<yale|book> *goes red*

Quote #4059 (+11) [ 2007-03-17, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Would it be weird of me to blowdry and straighten my hair at work?
<Ze> yes
<iro> I'd say yes.
<Ze> I'd say fuck yes
<dembowns> which hair?

Quote #4144 (+9) [ 2007-06-05, 16:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<lolcat> Haikus are easy
<lolcat> But sometimes they don't make sense
<lolcat> Refrigerator

Quote #2563 (+2) [ 2005-02-04, 09:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> nko
<i386> I got my mac working yesterday
<nko> uber
<nko> is it pure sex in a box?
<nko> or is it average sex in a box
<nko> or not even sex, maybe something plain, like a handjob in a box
<nko> which, while still enjoyable, is not nearly as pleasurable as even average sex in a box

Quote #1416 (+4) [ 2003-12-05, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i once sent a package to sciby at his work, addressed to Scott "God among Men" Eiby

Quote #1364 (+51) [ 2003-11-21, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draebor> next you'll be telling me they have phones in dubbo
<wild> of course not, I use messanger pigeons for the internet.
<Draebor> ahh
<Rik_> tell the fuckers to stop dropping packets on my cars paint

Quote #2712 (+5) [ 2005-04-25, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> when I first moved out
<myne> I got about 20 milkcrates
<myne> for furniture
<LemMinG> same
<FreeFrag> How'd you get them?
<myne> desk = crates and plank, bed = crates and mattress
<LemMinG> milkcrate + roarworks sign = a good coffee table
<myne> drove around the back of big shopping centres and ganked em
<myne> how else?
<myne> returned em when I'd finished - a year or so later
<FreeFrag> You realise that milk crates always remain property of the diary that owns them?
<yaleman> I didn't know that diaries could own property
<Narcolepsy> Dairy.
<FreeFrag> Fuck you. Fuck you all.
<myne> it was 5 years ago, I lack care for moral high horse s
<FreeFrag> >:-)
<yaleman> :p
<WedgieAFK> haha ganked. haven't heard that since primary school.
<myne> always thought it was a cool word :P
<FreeFrag> not really "moral high horse" - it's theft. How'd you like someone to break into your house and steal your furniture? Then return it a year later when you've bought replacement items!
Although I dont know how they'd fit double the normal amount of furniture into a normal house....
<yaleman> lol
<myne> tip : dont leave 'valuable' items out side in the open
<myne> if they werent so accessible, they wouldnt have been borrowed
<FreeFrag> Lol, that is the weakest excuse for theft I've ever heard, sorry....
<myne> hey I was 17, I'm 23 now, I dont care.
<FreeFrag> I pity anyone who owns a car yard near myne