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Quote #3408 (0) [ 2006-06-17, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grobsy> I wish it were rum o'clock :(
<Gavatron> ewwww
<Gavatron> i've had bundy once and disliked it a lot
* Bundy has joined #overclockers
<Gavatron> lol
<Gavatron> that was timely

Quote #2934 (0) [ 2005-08-13, 17:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jazarus> why do guys have nipple?
<Jazarus> we dont lactate to feed young
<goodbye> maybe it's like one of those hidden iPod features
<goodbye> it'll work with a hardware update in the future

Quote #1796 (+8) [ 2004-04-01, 13:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<AERO> better again either a sulphur dioxide bomb or a helium bomb ;)
<AERO> we'd all talk like smelly high pitched barstards :)
<fenix> so we'd all turn into cs players?
<yale|busy> lol

Quote #902 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 19:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> lo chas
<Chastity> hey Bleeter
<Chastity> Oh I'll dig out my network card when I get off my arse next :-P
<Bleeter> why u got a NIC up yer arse chas?

Quote #3217 (+18) [ 2006-01-22, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<_12ftEskim> i also want to see a musical rendition of the Alien franchise, but sadly it's yet to be made
<Agg> i can imagine an opera.. "it's in your chest.. it's on your face.. it's in the dog.. in outer space.."

Quote #1741 (+4) [ 2004-03-13, 00:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dm Quit (Ping timeout)
* dm has joined #channelname
* dm removes foot from power cable
<dm> helps not to tread on it

Quote #1964 (+4) [ 2004-05-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> when i was 15 i had a friend

Quote #388 (0) [ 2003-03-09, 21:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=22&MODEL=MS-6378 <--would this run a TBred?
<thetron> ain't that a cele board?
<thetron> looked like my sisters
<sabretooth> your sisters look like a Celeron motherboard?

Quote #177 (+7) [ 2002-12-19, 12:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> I
<LoneWolf_> bah
<VooDoo> you bah?
<VooDoo> do you bah often?
<LoneWolf_> :)

Quote #1154 (+6) [ 2003-10-18, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<whiteb> i wish I had zoom on my camera
<kas-> just buy a broomstick handle
<kas-> and attach the camera to the end
<whiteb> LOL
<kas-> :)
<kas-> that's great zoom!

Quote #3179 (0) [ 2006-01-09, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> the best thing about the boat in that pic is that it's a concrete hull
<FatMan> bring on games of chicken wiht us, stupid teens in tinnies >=]
<outy> concrete?
<FatMan> yes, concrete
<outy> gnarly
<Kim> how does it float?
<FatMan> Kim: by not sinking?
<Kim> i would have said by being boyant

Quote #1774 (+1) [ 2004-03-26, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> eww
<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> fuckin brother
<Legoman> hahaha
<Peeka> took a picture of his cock lastnight and i just found it in my phone

Quote #4274 (+12) [ 2008-02-21, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

* glasnt musses Teddybear's hair with the severed arm of mazzanet
<mazzanet> the question is, why do i have a severed arm?
<glasnt> Arm? Did I say arm?
<glasnt> I apologise.
<glasnt> I meant severed sense of reality. An easy mistake.

Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #818 (0) [ 2003-07-27, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav-Shower is now known as Cav
* james|hwrk is now known as james|shwr
<Free|Clean> :o
<Rage> Free|Clean they're taking turns to clean up

Quote #1364 (+51) [ 2003-11-21, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draebor> next you'll be telling me they have phones in dubbo
<wild> of course not, I use messanger pigeons for the internet.
<Draebor> ahh
<Rik_> tell the fuckers to stop dropping packets on my cars paint

Quote #2942 (+4) [ 2005-08-18, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> argh, having the flu sucks, cant sleep at night cause i cant breathe, cant sleep at day cause its soo hot, turn on aircon, flu gets worse, wake up every hour with a dry throat choking on nothing, drink water and it goes down the wrong hole, cough really bad, hurt your throat some more
<FatMan> cut your throat out
<FatMan> you don't need it
<FatMan> whoever says anything otherwise is lying
<outy> i swear i breath out through my mouth and it sounds like i have a BOV
<csimpson> HAHAHHAHAHA
<outy> blow off valve for those playing at home
<csimpson> outy, man, i just fell off my chair laughing
<csimpson> it was a true blue ROFL.
<outy> good, i hope your hit your head and are now going to die
<PooJou> Lol BoV
<PooJou> aahh aaahhh AAAAHHHH *PPPPPPTSSCCHHHHH*
<outy> shutup PooJou, its so not funny, it hurts to breathe
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> don't get defected
<outy> hahaha
<csimpson> haha
<outy> nah i got engineers cert
<PooJou> " yeah mate, we're gonna have to get you to plumb that into the exhaust"
<beta|SLEEP> you pppppppttttschhhhhhht it hurst to ppppppppppppppppppppppppttttshccct breath ???
<PooJou> Ya reckon, does darth vader have a BOV?
<PooJou> it'd explain his heavy breathing
<PooJou> like if he runs a lot
<beta|SLEEP> yeah and youd think the back pressure would kill him
<PooJou> NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ppppttssscchhhh*
<PooJou> <<defect'd>>
<Vantage> PooJou: Yeah and he has a type r sticker on the back of his helmet too
<PooJou> haha
<PooJou> HKS!
<Vantage> TRUST
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> General Grevious had trust parts i reckon
<Vantage> haha
<PooJou> it made him 20% faster
<beta|SLEEP> outy do you have a HKS sticker on your forehead?
<outy> shutup

Quote #3527 (+4) [ 2006-08-29, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

·Recharge· omfg... an entire thread in whirlpool optus without fanbois telling everyone that optus is perfection... ok, I expect the world to end any time now....
(..quit..) outy [outonanisl@c210-49-250-58.ipswc1.qld.optusnet.com.au] (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [12:59am]
·Willay· lol bai bai OUTY :P
•Fragwizard• LOL thats ironic

Quote #838 (+3) [ 2003-08-01, 09:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> wow STFU doesn't stand for stuff you, as i thought but rather shut the fuck up... i never knew that[09:50]
<sabz> Heh
<Borg-Sick> LOL
<Borg-Sick> n00b

Quote #2271 (+1) [ 2004-09-02, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> futon is french for "fuck me, this thing is uncomfortable"

Quote #4296 (0) [ 2008-04-07, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Folken> as per the news, anybody ever shagged a relative, even by my low standards thats waaaay dodgy
<@Agg> Folken - i've shagged a member of my immediate family several times.
<InTheFade> o.O
<@Agg> ..my wife
<rodgrech> lol
<@aftahours> hurrrr
* rodgrech high fives Agg

Quote #691 (+1) [ 2003-06-22, 19:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> why spend $600 on a wireless router?
<WhiteyFord> because you cant afford a $700 hooker?

Quote #1738 (+7) [ 2004-03-11, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<adi> a win xp gnome theme is the most downloaded per day
<adi> art.gnome.org
<adi> ROFL!! i just installed the winXP theme, and i selected it, and gnome crashed!! they managed to get the windows theme just perfect!!

Quote #1278 (+6) [ 2003-11-04, 22:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draebor hands DDsD a hashcookie
<DDsD> pfft hash?
<DDsD> hash is for n00bs :p
<DDsD> How about a cokecookie? =D

Quote #2522 (+5) [ 2005-01-21, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, wtf .. eating rice crackers.. the green ones are "surprise, wasabi grenade" flavour.. bleh

Quote #4189 (+5) [ 2007-07-21, 07:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth sets mode: -r
* Agg sets mode: -arrrr
<Frosty> what about yarr?
<Tensop> nar

Quote #2524 (+6) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #343 (+10) [ 2003-02-16, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> vi, that like a latin language?

Quote #1748 (+1) [ 2004-03-16, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> I'm off to bed to dream about kinky women in plush animal costumes and lots of latex
<deepspring> *drool*

Quote #4312 (+6) [ 2008-05-06, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Statts> who the fuck eats seafood extender?
* Lardman (lolwhat.te@58.202.49.122-static.velocitynet.com.au) has joined #overclockers
* Kane (Kane@124-170-147-39.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
>V8R[ucml]> kath n kim....
<Daemo> extender? is that the seafood mix stuff? looks white and orange
<Tank> is that the orange and white stuff?
<V8R[ucml]> lol
<One``> i love that stuff
<One``> its so cheap, too. cheaper than almost anything else per kg, almost cheaper than potatoes

Quote #2855 (+7) [ 2005-06-29, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> extra bogan++ points for working in the rain, stomping mud through the house, and wearing no socks (i ran out of socks!)
<knowsfords> lies, bogans are afraid of the rain
<knowsfords> it reminds them too heavily of showering
<Warhamster> bogans melt in the rain.... "geez mate, a clear non alcoholic liquid.. we're fucked!"

Quote #1056 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenX> and debian kicks arse... best pacakge management system by far
<_3pb_> yay dbebina
<_3pb_> hahah
<_3pb_> tpyo

Quote #36 (+3) [ 2002-10-28, 04:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I used to get a sore right wrist, but for some reason, but new chair fixed it...
<Narcolepsy> I guess I can sit at a better height now..
<VooDoo> swap hands Narcolepsy
<Narcolepsy> VooDoo: Changing hands is like a whole new woman...

Quote #2226 (+6) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #2975 (+9) [ 2005-09-10, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: HOLY MOTHER FUCK
Radar_: Lightning just hit a tree across the road
Sniper4400: damn missed again

Quote #1419 (-2) [ 2003-12-06, 21:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm such a bastard
<Rage> I was just playing "Warrior Kings"
<Rage> and whenever the peasent I spawned was a woman
I made her chop trees down
<Rage> while the men go t the cushy farming jobs
<Rage> gah
<Rage> can't get a lift to work
<Rage> have to catch 10:30 bus to start at 12
<Rage> :(
<FreeFrag> That'll teach you for making the women chop trees
<DaKi][er> bahahaha
<Rage> lol
<mazzanet> lol
<Rage> I was giggling while I did it too :(
<Rage> *hehehehe another woman, chop the treess!!!*

Quote #2599 (+4) [ 2005-02-21, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats andromedia
<Draffa> Hercules In Space.

Quote #1008 (0) [ 2003-09-07, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gergij> my brother just had the iron explode in his hands
<Gergij> he is okay
<Gergij> brb

Quote #2389 (+4) [ 2004-11-17, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Well
<Skitzo> I'd recommend HL2
<Skitzo> But then again
<Skitzo> I'm a HL2 fanboy ;P
<Tate> is it good
<Tate> I'm thinking of getting it maybe
<Skitzo> Tate
<Skitzo> Very good
<Skitzo> It's like sex, but I'm having it.
<Jubblies> lol thats sfunny

Quote #868 (+18) [ 2003-08-10, 19:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'm so hungry I could eat the front wheel off a menstrual cycle

Quote #2527 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> Frag|A, sometimes i feel as if im trapped, and i dont know where to walk away to
<eDust> bottle it up
<eDust> let the anger build up over years
<FreeFrag> Then track down edust and kill him.
<eDust> i'm in sydney, just ask for eDust

Quote #1815 (+6) [ 2004-04-09, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> anyone got a link so i can setup apache (version 2) start on boot for linux
<athlonxp> add it to your autoexec.bat

Quote #1263 (-10) [ 2003-11-02, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> FreeFrag, my penis is green! please help me!
* FreeFrag sucks the greenness off

Quote #929 (+7) [ 2003-08-19, 17:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zoidburg> hey if you have as much porn as you say.....
<nEoLIthIc> 5gb :P
* nEoLIthIc/#Overclockers hides his X partition
<Zoidburg> LOL
<nEoLIthIc> that seriously is what the letter is :P
<Zoidburg> hm...
<Zoidburg> maybe i need an X partition
<Zoidburg> ive only got 1 gb tho :(
<echelon> I think you need a GF partition :P

Quote #1469 (+4) [ 2003-12-31, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Hmm, I think I'll send a postcard to my new sponser child. :D
<Agg-> postcard of what?
<Agg-> send him a picture of a big juicy steak.
<Agg-> man, i'm so going to hell.
<Gibbon> Half Eaten

Quote #4293 (-5) [ 2008-04-03, 08:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> aah yes
<enigma> that's the guy i thought fuzz was
<BFM> Who's the babe on the left?
<glasnt> BFM: ... there are 3 men in that picture
<BFM> WHAT

Quote #1487 (-1) [ 2004-01-07, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<m> the problem with *nix is...as a newbie, you start with redhat, and debian users act all superior. Then you switch to debian and freebsd users act all superior.
<g> I started with freebsd & switched to slackware because freebsd hardware support was similar to getting sails for noahs ark
<g> & it's still pretty much the same still

Quote #2139 (+3) [ 2004-07-12, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> oli, it's a big game of "Be the first to call Sticks a nazi", it's pretty hard to master but given practise it gets easier.
<oli> FreeFrag: kicking me a few times for no reason doesn't make anyone a nazi
<Sticks> FreeFrag
<Sticks> you know what I must do
<FreeFrag> Sticks :)
<Sticks> don't you FreeFrag
<FreeFrag> oh noes :) :)
<Sticks> hehehe
<Sticks> ready?
* FreeFrag bares bum
* You were kicked by Sticks ( WWWWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Quote #1856 (+15) [ 2004-04-18, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords injects Freaek with 1000cc's of Maple syrup and pancake batter
<DDsD> I get the impression knowsfords is trying to fatten us up...
<DDsD> $10 says knowsfords lives in a gingerbread house...

Quote #2883 (+1) [ 2005-07-16, 10:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I have decided
<Lombers> I hate all PC places now
<Lombers> the problem is, they know nothing about customer service
<Lombers> because the people who started the good ones are pretty much geeks
<Lombers> and have no idea how to actually interact with people
<Lombers> sure they know their tech stuff
<Lombers> but that's about it
<Redback> what do they do when a girl wants to buy a new motherboard?
<Lombers> they premature ejaculate
<Redback> rofl
<pace> its not like i ordered a $15 modem
<Lombers> I know, and that's the problem
<Lombers> their problem is, they keep thinking to themselves that they will be able to get it in
<Lombers> instead of saying "look, I'll be conservative here, it'll take 2 weeks minimum"
<Lombers> then if they get it in earlier the customer would be like "omg that's the best service ever"