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Quote #2840 (+3) [ 2005-06-22, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I found out EA's Battlefield2 release schedule
<Lombers> a) Release demo
<Lombers> b) Find bugs
<Lombers> c) Copy bugs to full version
<Lombers> d) Release full version
<Lombers> e) Fix bugs later when we can be fucked

Quote #3055 (+4) [ 2005-10-29, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bostik> when i realised the other week she reminded me of my mother i was truly disgusted
<Bostik> i wanted to end it right there. but then i realised she does things to me my mother never would..

Quote #2833 (+6) [ 2005-06-20, 02:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> we are kiddies.. bearing in mind that Sniper3400 is 150 years old

Quote #2157 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> bah fuck, i just speant 30mins messing with my sound drivers and i just realised my speekers wernt on
<thetron> owned

Quote #1147 (+2) [ 2003-10-16, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I'm eating icecream off a plate with a fork because the dishwasher didn't go through last nigh
<D_Web> t

Quote #2320 (-2) [ 2004-10-05, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Movis> Aus vs India test cricket starts tomorrow
<@Movis> hooray
* Buggy no care for sports
<Buggy> unless they're horizontal
<Scythe2> so you like bobsledding, then?

Quote #2646 (+1) [ 2005-03-25, 13:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bangers> i go after high maintainnce girls so i gotta shop myer etc.
<David> haha Bangers
<David> fuck the high maintenance girls
<David> (forget them)
<cml> sif David
<Bangers> naa, more fun, more drama
<Bangers> my life is a jerry episode

Quote #2490 (+18) [ 2005-01-12, 20:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: TheWedgie
<TheWedgie> bitches
<Crudmuffin> slut
<TheWedgie> tart
<knowsfords> oh be nice
* TheWedgie slaps knowsfords with his keyboard.
* knowsfords spits the S-T-F-U keys back at TheWedgie

Quote #4183 (+6) [ 2007-07-13, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> OooOOOooOOOOoooOOoo
* knowsfords haunts #overclockers
* Wayne_ performs an exorcism
* knowsfords has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Wayne_> ha
<Wayne_> it worked

Quote #458 (+6) [ 2003-04-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> just don't do what a guy I used to work with did, got done for DD, then crash tackled the police officer who arrested him :)
<Daemon> that doesn't look good in court
<shift> yeah, he should have waited and tackled the judge

Quote #1541 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ozzmosis> From: "Lesbian L. Plenipotentiary" <imackinnon@cinemexicano.com>
<ozzmosis> plenipotentiary, n. A diplomat who is fully authorized to represent his or her government
<ozzmosis> spam has taught me something today
<ozzmosis> that's not meant to happen

Quote #4047 (+2) [ 2007-03-03, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ocau's forums are basically just one big guestbook for my blog.

Quote #430 (+3) [ 2003-03-29, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* RudeSlart pokes z3[n]
<z3[n]> wat?
<RudeSlart> bored
<z3[n]> suck me dick
* RudeSlart sucks z3[n]'s dick
<z3[n]> harder
* RudeSlart bites into z3[n]'s dick
<Tommmo> ok. I think i'v joined the wrong channel
* RudeSlart literally eats teh cawk

Quote #1927 (-3) [ 2004-05-06, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Lombers[A] is now known as Lombers
<PsychoMatt> evenin lombers
<Lombers> hey
<PsychoMatt> hows shit?
<predder|A> lumpy?
<FreeFrag> smelly?
<Agg-> a bit nutty
<Lombers> urgh

Quote #4235 (+4) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #192 (-4) [ 2002-12-22, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narc|LAG pops a couple of 'mytestezitch' tablets...
<Draffa> lol
<Draffa> pass them over here

Quote #1828 (-3) [ 2004-04-13, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@210.11.227.152
* Matthew was kicked by Agg (FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Agg> boy that felt good.

Quote #214 (+14) [ 2002-12-29, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> you only have auto-rejoin if your a dickhead to get kicked...
*** K|dDO was kicked by Darkness (Let's see if you have it. :)- (Kick : 167)
*** K|dDO (sarge@...) has joined #overclockers
<Chemix> lol
<Malbert> lol
* Darkness rests his case.
<Moose22> lol
* dspring|tv ditto's Darkness
<DrillSGT> lol

Quote #730 (-1) [ 2003-07-05, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Midnight snack time. Milk & Cookies
* Agg deletes DJ-Studd's cookies

Quote #1065 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 06:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Wanna go for a drink Rage? I know this place around the corner...
<Rage> come pick me up
<FreeFrag> You're like a little pixie you are! *smooch*
<FreeFrag> thankgoodness we have eachother Rage
<Rage> its god's way of punishing me
<Rage> FREEFRAG LET GO OF ME

Quote #473 (+12) [ 2003-04-16, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Oo, my female sales rep at Kingmax smiled at me.
<Wolfy> computer similies don't count Andy :)
<Andypoo> :(

Quote #1990 (0) [ 2004-05-22, 14:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers[A]> firefox is good, but it becomes annoying when it can't render all pages properly
<Lombers[A]> and yes, I know it's in development
<aftahours> yeh i know Lombers[A]
<aftahours> like asus pages
<Lombers[A]> or pioneeraus
<neolithic> whirlpool forums
<aftahours> yeh
<TheWedgie> or windowsupdate... LOL
<Lombers[A]> rofl

Quote #1321 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch> i have 1x 2.6Ghz Celeron, 1x 1.6Ghz AMD AP, 1x AMD 2Ghz XP. Now
<mpot> good for you
<Hyrax> <Mitch> <---- My hero
<mpot> no, he can't be.....he's MY hero
* lathiat chops mitch in half
* mpot goes off to sulk, cos he doesn't want to share his hero....
* lathiat gives half to mpot
* lathiat gives half to Hyrax
<Mitch> please.... not that half

Quote #958 (+1) [ 2003-08-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rei (dohrift@adsl-202-89-169-133.arach.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Rei> wtf
<Agg> it's called IRC.
<Rei> anyone read me
<Rei> ??
<Agg> no
<Rei> ok

Quote #1706 (+4) [ 2004-03-01, 18:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> ahh, man it's good to be home
<knowsfords> Nozz: missed fondling the relatives?
<FreeFrag> He's probably busy with his sis*cough*
<FreeFrag> Oh, he's back.
<FreeFrag> Hi Nozz. *side glances*
<Fod> which head are you glancing at?

Quote #4215 (+8) [ 2007-10-01, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> the worst thing is the extremely hot farts that feel like you may have just made a mistake

Quote #3171 (+2) [ 2006-01-05, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i prefer to think of them as attainable women, rather than ugly
<Hunter> shard, i only have a few selection criteria
<One``> I require there to be a hole for birthing, and hands for cooking.

Quote #796 (+6) [ 2003-07-16, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|Shwr> Yes, I am a man. And a fine specimin at that. Just look at me. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1621717
<Agg> no, you are a condom full of walnuts
<Firemoth> Mmm, walnut filled condoms.

Quote #782 (+6) [ 2003-07-14, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> best $17 I ever bought today
<Redback> you bought $17 ?

Quote #2232 (-4) [ 2004-08-09, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ethanol> Kill-everybody session?
<ethanol> Sounds fun...
<Netsork> Yeah. We lost ops.
<Netsork> It sucks.
<ethanol> Oh well
<ethanol> Just spam everyone with CTCP VERSIONs
<ethanol> everyone with a SystemInfo script will disconnect for flooding

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #421 (+3) [ 2003-03-25, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kazashi> VooDoo: any word on my motherboard?
<VooDoo> ooops... me forgot to shit it (again) but good news was your 1700+ is now a 1900+
<VooDoo> oops SHIP
<VooDoo> damn now you all know where my hardware comes from
<dec> you're shitting motherboards? you should really see a professional about that....
<Kazashi> Thanks. I'll be sure to clean it thoroughly :)
* sabretooth changes topic to '<VooDoo> ooops... me forgot to shit it (again) but good news was your 1700+ is now a 1900+ <-- Come one come all to hear the story of VooDoo's magic arse'
<sabretooth> See VooDoo for CPU upgrades.
<wild> sabretooth: shouldn't that be see VooDoo's ass for CPU upgrades? :)
<VooDoo> pffft

Quote #1876 (+3) [ 2004-04-26, 17:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote_Man> Scientists say that one day women will have intelligent DNA inside of them, it's just too bad that 95% of them will spit it out.
<PsychoMatt> you think sperm are intelligent? man you must be pretty damn retarded
<Draffa> Sperm can remember directions.
<PsychoMatt> yeh i guess women cant do that

Quote #2123 (+1) [ 2004-07-09, 08:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensopaway> whats a penis!??! :(
<Fragwizard> alas, what CapnChron says is true
<Fragwizard> lol
<tensopaway> im no virgin :| but i regret my first root
<Fragwizard> poor tensop
<tensopaway> probably the same quality as the moles that CapnChron fuck
<Fragwizard> lol
<Fragwizard> what his sister?
<CapnChron> hahahaha
<CapnChron> SIF
<CapnChron> Nah
<CapnChron> he probably shagged his own sister
<tensopaway> lol 4 lines... CapnChron is in denial

Quote #694 (+9) [ 2003-06-24, 22:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> umm, what happened just before, when everyone died and lived again?
<Agg> netsplit
<Agg> it's a glitch in the matrix
<Agg> it happens when they change something

Quote #4353 (+3) [ 2008-07-27, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sg> HAI
<Tank> HAI
<@Wayne> HAI
<Tank> HAI
<glasnt> BAI
<@Wayne> NAI
<@Sniper9300> WAI
<Tank> YAI
<SirPNut> anyway, night guys
<@Wayne> GAI
<brodsta> NOWAI
<@Agg> FISH
<@Agg> wait, what

Quote #1186 (+10) [ 2003-10-21, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Radar) Oh man, I must have done some really bad shit in a past life to deserve this :/
(Largo) constipation ?

Quote #2539 (+1) [ 2005-01-26, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> nearly kicked neolithic for putting a whole line in red...but it was just my highlight

Quote #1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..

Quote #3450 (0) [ 2006-07-17, 14:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Beta> for some reason , porn and smokes are banned at school
<lagmaster> oh jee that's a tough one
<Beta> ?
<Beta> ehh why?

Quote #2642 (-2) [ 2005-03-24, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> mmm
<MadHatter> i just remembered!
<MadHatter> ive got twiggy sticks
<MadHatter> hot! twiggy sticks
<Jessica> MadHatter: I'm not a fan of the twiggy sticks
<Sticks> STFU!!
<MadHatter> why not
<Sticks> beep-fucking-beep
<Aedan_18br> haha, twiggy.... sticks sucks
<MadHatter> the hot and spicy twiggy sticks are nice :)
<Agg> mmm, twuffy stivks
<Agg> wtf?! twiggy sticks.
<MadHatter> good with beer or bourbon and coke
* Agg realigns his left hand on keyboard.
<Sticks> gah
<Lurks> mmmm hot twiggy salami sticks
<MadHatter> no, these ones kill the salami ones
<Agg> hot sticks action
<MadHatter> salami is hardly hot at all
<Lurks> shit sorry Sticks

Quote #896 (+8) [ 2003-08-13, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
<Crudmuffin> just stubbed my little to
<Crudmuffin> toe
<Crudmuffin> fucking hurts like a bitch
<WhiteyFord> you've probably broken it brother
<Crudmuffin> don't say that :/
*** You were kicked by Crudmuffin (shut up, don't make me feel worse! :/)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel
<Nozz> Crudmuffin, you shouldn't be kicking anything with that toe of yours buddy :-)

Quote #1088 (+3) [ 2003-10-08, 02:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> you about Lombers
<Simboo> he is busy atm norgs
<Simboo> cancelling tonights plans I think
<Simboo> so he can come to my house
<Simboo> for hot man sex
<Norgs> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
<Simboo> hey.. I can only assume

Quote #529 (0) [ 2003-05-05, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> Theres a lingerie party in my house
<Crudmuffin> I'm assuming they'll be using the bathroom to try anything on
<Crudmuffin> so I just went and took a huge dump
<Crudmuffin> farking stinks now

Quote #970 (+2) [ 2003-08-30, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> ROFL! Largo has a car named after him!! http://carpoint.ninemsn.com.au/marketplace/UsedCarDetail.asp?ID=2331334
<Gibbon> heh, I thought that was going to be a link to a "volkswagon tard"

Quote #874 (+7) [ 2003-08-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> shouldnt people be in bed by now?
<@sniper2083> Rik you should be cos its ADULTS hour now
<@Agg> adult hour? do we get exotic dancers and gambling?

Quote #1259 (+2) [ 2003-11-01, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sleepy> i feel so dirty, im going to actually spend money buying a celeron

Quote #764 (+11) [ 2003-07-10, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kiddO> Agg[away], Can I defuse you? CAUSE YOUR DA BOMB!
<Agg[away]> no. please die.

Quote #572 (+6) [ 2003-05-18, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Frag|Sleep hands Malbert a nice fresh shit
<Malbert> mmm
<Frag|Sleep> tasty?
<Malbert> like a bbq chicken

Quote #1296 (+26) [ 2003-11-10, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

«Jobby» cause telstra decides to route all traffic through a piece of string to vietnam where men with hats bash the fuck out of some pots and pans and then decide to send the data back in a fucking fridge or something
«Jobby» thats how slow it seems anyways :(