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Quote #4331 (+6) [ 2008-06-10, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:04] <@Wayne> A previous user of this textbook has circled every single word "of" throughout the book.
[20:04] * @Wayne facepalms
[20:04] <mazzanet> haha
[20:04] <Rezin> How many pages?
[20:04] <@Wayne> 152
[20:05] <Rezin> Fark. That's dedication.
[20:05] <Jayci> lol.... that's boredom
[20:05] <AngelMoo> what subject?
[20:05] <Crystal> dedication or extreme boredom
[20:05] <@Wayne> And it is a History textbook, so not like a Maths textbook with lots of formulae, the bulk of it is words.

Quote #4338 (+6) [ 2008-06-21, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:45] * Wayne changes topic to 'New Agglette --> www.ocau.com/~agg/charlotte.jpg | Congratulations to Agg and Annette'
[21:50] <Folken> ack
[21:50] <Folken> agg is reproducing
[21:50] <Folken> how long until she is on irc?
[21:51] <@Agg> heh, never
[21:51] <S|4V3^work> eta on facebook page?
[21:51] <InTheFade> what's to say she isn't :D
[21:51] <V8R[zZz]> wtf, another agglette :o
[21:51] <Folken> Agg: we'll treat her well
[21:51] <Folken> no swearing etc ;-p
[21:51] <@Wayne> Agg, sit her on the keyboard and let her crawl.
[21:54] <@Wayne> Agg, it has to be if your kids are coming on.
[21:54] <@Agg> they aren't :)
[21:54] <@Wayne> If there is a will, there is a way (pun).
[21:54] <@Agg> William doesn't have time for such distractions, he's studying to become the first president of mars.

Quote #4340 (+6) [ 2008-06-30, 04:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoMaN69> i had to delete him because i knew he was sexually attrated to me, and it weirded me out a lil
<Teddybear> what's with the homophobia, MoMaN69? :p
<MoMaN69> me homophobic HAHA !
<MoMaN69> i have alot of gay friends, im the oposite of homophobic
<Teddybear> homoerotic?

Quote #4346 (+6) [ 2008-07-16, 20:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I have cake here also, unless somebody STEALS IT
* MoMaN69 poos in waynes cake
<MoMaN69> enjoy
<Tommmo> what sort of cake
<InTheFade> mud cake now

Quote #168 (+5) [ 2002-12-15, 06:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> I make the girls jealous when I tell em about my uncapped o@h

Quote #171 (+5) [ 2002-12-16, 08:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> Cav worships the ass demon
* Cav is just like that :)
<Womb0> Cav: ur strange
<Cav> yeah
<Cav> im a complete fucking wierdo :)

Quote #183 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> OMG! Baker has no bunghole!!!
<Baker|BBL> You noticed Narcolepsy :D
<Narcolepsy> Can I see? jk..
<Baker|BBL> Sure! go to www.goa... err...
<Rage> :o

Quote #186 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> opteron: go take your HRT now
<Opteron> hrt?
<Erve> lol
<brembo`> hahaha
<Rage> ;)
<Opteron> sif i have a hrt
<Opteron> i cant even drive
<Rage> lol
<Rage> n00b :P
<brembo`> n00b
<VooDoo> n00b
<milenko> n00b

Quote #41 (+5) [ 2002-10-28, 07:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> hrmm... i never realized how much i've been in here till now (reading sticks #Overclockers Stats)
<Cav> Rudeboi the irc junky :)
<Cav> although i think i earnt numerous irc-dick points for coming in here immediately after i locked myself out of my own house :)

Quote #43 (+5) [ 2002-11-02, 02:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has left #overclockers
<K|dDO`> evening Bravo
<BOB_LOE> K|dDO`: * Bravo has left #overclockers
<brembo`> smacktard, hubbahabahbahb
<K|dDO`> oops
<K|dDO`> lol

Quote #64 (+5) [ 2002-11-08, 06:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> zit just me or are the new nokia's getting more and more gay? : http://www.howardchui.com/images/reviewpics/expocomm2002/nokia6800-05.jpg
<SileNceR> Rudeboi - you're the only one getting more and more gay.
<Rudeboi> SileNceR: how did u know? ur sexy body just turns me on soo much
* Rudeboi goes and pukes after what he just said

Quote #68 (+5) [ 2002-11-09, 02:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> i am stuipted

Quote #84 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> i'd cut my dick off if i had a kid like K|dDO

Quote #86 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

[09:22] <\Roscoe> Man this screen is awesome.. wish it had a slot for my penis to go.

Quote #88 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Chaos|Work inserts some torts into his ass.

Quote #94 (+5) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #109 (+5) [ 2002-11-21, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** nEoLIthIc was kicked by VooDoo (you get the most annoying person award)

Quote #124 (+5) [ 2002-11-25, 08:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> Rudeboi: im not complaining my names in the topic :D
<Rudeboi> so if the topic said "<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock" you'ld be happy your name was in the topic?
<risesies> umm ok maybe not :)
<Rudeboi> risesies: too late
*** sniper1400 changed topic to '<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock"'
<Cav> so it was written in oz.org 3:11, and so it was done
<risesies> oh fuck

Quote #128 (+5) [ 2002-11-27, 05:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> umm
<Skitzo> its kinda sick
<Skitzo> some chick shoving her fist up her ass
<Agg> dude, that's not her ass.. you need to get out more
<Agg> er rather, get in more

Quote #131 (+5) [ 2002-12-03, 07:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> whoever just tried to send me something, or chat or something, retry please
<kid|TBmoro> Cav: see my pic?
<CSmith> thats the pr0n from abcd
<CSmith> :D

Quote #143 (+5) [ 2002-12-06, 01:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> :)
<Quadbox> :)
<Cav> :0
<Cav> oops
<Cav> :)

Quote #151 (+5) [ 2002-12-10, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitchee> mm.. woody, wood tastes nice, especially sledgehammer wood
<Mitchee> k that was bad
<Mitchee> sledgehammer woody
<Mitchee> crap..
<Mitchee> NO!!!

Quote #219 (+5) [ 2003-01-01, 03:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> feel like a dog shat in my head :-(
<jase> better than a camel shitting in your mouth
<Carrots> ew

Quote #222 (+5) [ 2003-01-01, 08:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TBC> anyone up for hitting the harrys practise chat room with me?!
<spas> i would rather pick through my vomit to try and find out what i got up too last night

Quote #249 (+5) [ 2003-01-15, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Forraje> my gf doesn't know the extent of my OCAU addiction yet :)
<eazy> I'm sure she's wondering if you have another "woman".
<Forraje> "are you cheating on me with one of those internet sluts?"
<eazy> hahaha
<Forraje> "well, if you consider Agg an internet slut, then yeah, i guess"
<Hibba> yeh bh, is ur internet slut
<nismo> yeh its bh
<Narc|ZzZz> No, bh is his bitch...
<Forraje> bh thrusts himself upon me
<Forraje> completely unwanted attention
<bh> Forraje I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda love to make love to you tonight

Quote #253 (+5) [ 2003-01-16, 05:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3[n] found out the reason why he feels like shit <z3[n]> my jocks were to tight

Quote #290 (+5) [ 2003-01-30, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> stuipted black
<sabretooth> Dude... it's spelt "Stupid"
<sabretooth> Not stuipted
<Daemon> sabretooth: my mamma always says stuipted is as stuipted does :P

Quote #371 (+5) [ 2003-03-03, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I feel like i'm wasting my time and money being at uni 3/4 of the time
<Nozz> I don't really know what other options there are for me though
<brembo`> join the airforce :)
<brembo`> some good sounding jobs at the A/F
<Nozz> yeah
<Nozz> but it's the whole being in the military thing that puts me off
<Rik_> the whole anal penetration thing?
<Nozz> Rik_, and that..

Quote #373 (+5) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.

Quote #400 (+5) [ 2003-03-14, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ-Studd is glad that he has carrots on his ignore list
<Carrots> good on you dj studd,, you cant see me slagging off your mum
* Fragwizard wonders for a moment.
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@(hidden)
* Carrots was kicked by Agg (if you're an idiot and you know it, have a ban)

Quote #425 (+5) [ 2003-03-26, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> How old was your sister?
<Melchior> 19
<Melchior> she moved out
<Melchior> and was threating us
<@LoneWolf_> wanna say hello to her Melchior? *nudges bitch in ribs* :P
<Melchior> rofl
<Melchior> not really
<Melchior> i had to mow her lawn
<Melchior> it was 1m high and its huge
<@LoneWolf_> couldn't she just wax?

Quote #483 (+5) [ 2003-04-21, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Embercide): kids are sexually transmitted diseases

Quote #440 (+5) [ 2003-04-02, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz votes sex
<Nozz> sex tends to cure all my problems
<shift> sex tends to cause all my problems.

Quote #453 (+5) [ 2003-04-08, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): Hmm.. Photoshop just gave me an error about me having "nothing to stroke"... should i be offended?
(LordWorm): Darkness: take a screen cap :P that ones for the archives :P
([SweN]): heh
(Cav): Darkness: why would you be offended?
* Cav ducks
(Darkness): You're right. Do me a favour and help me roll it back up, Cav...

Quote #482 (+5) [ 2003-04-20, 20:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> women suck
<VooDoo> only the good ones Junkz
<VooDoo> ok.. some of the bad ones too

Quote #544 (+5) [ 2003-05-13, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO`F00D> bbs, dinner is server
* K|dDO`F00D is now known as K|dDO
<LrdShaper> dinner is server??? I think you spend too much time on the computer
<deepspring> common...
<deepspring> he's just having a byte to eat
<K|dDO> oh shit

Quote #567 (+5) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #588 (+5) [ 2003-05-22, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> The Barton core must give head when its not busy or something if it's really that good.

Quote #630 (+5) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha

Quote #633 (+5) [ 2003-06-07, 13:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> everyone is grumpy when they are tiered
<Firemoth> z3[n], depends which tier you are. :p
<z3[n]> *tired!* happy?
<Firemoth> No, please leave. We can no longer put up with your mistakes.
* z3[n] slowly walks away from the channel in tears
* Firemoth husg
<Firemoth> hugs too
<Firemoth> Don't say a word, z3[n] :P

Quote #642 (+5) [ 2003-06-09, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Busy> I'm seriously thinking about driving down the road to grab some lollies..
<Banzai> Narc|Busy you fat poo. If it's just down the road ... WALK!
<Narc|Busy> Some sour lollies would go down well...
<Narc|Busy> It's about a 45 minute walk Banzai, I can't afford to waste an hour and a half today...
<Banzai> Well, that isn't down the road is it?
<Narc|Busy> It's only a 5 minute drive...
<Yaleman> Banzai: it IS down the road, just a fair distance
<Rage> narc, just how slow do you walk?
<Narc|Busy> What you should ask is how fast I drive..

Quote #754 (+5) [ 2003-07-09, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark_Razer> being a conjoined twin would suck pritty hard.
<Fodder> never get lonely.
<Fodder> and if you lose your carkeys, at least someone saw where you had them last

Quote #802 (+5) [ 2003-07-18, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> fuck i love ghost
<RoSWeLL> without ghost ppl would have to go through the pain of installing windows over and over again .. everytime you install windows you are being raped in teh arse by bill gates and his Microsoft Shlong

Quote #806 (+5) [ 2003-07-21, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ah fuck.
<aftahours> my toe just got electrectued
<aftahours> i stcuk it in n the plug
<aftahours> :@
<aftahours> ah fuck..its like alll numb. :

Quote #823 (+5) [ 2003-07-28, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eroda> noone love me :(
<sabretooth> Nup.
<sabretooth> Feel the unlove.
<biatch> that's ok Eroda, i'll unlove you
* Lurks feels sabretooth's unlove
<Iroquois> err
<Rik|busy> hmmm
<sabretooth> Unhhh.
* Rik|busy runs away
<sabretooth> How about you don't
<Lurks> shit thats going to get chopped
* Lurks waits for the OCAU Topic Surgeon to arrive
<Rik|busy> it's a rather topical conversation...
<sabretooth> Someone's probably at smokeyou right now.
<Lurks> yeah and it is probally you
<sabretooth> I'd rather not have a record of that, personally. :)

Quote #834 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Craig> ye i wish, i'm buggered...
<Vood-Sick> who did that to ya
<Vood-Sick> buggered ya i mean.
<Vood-Sick> :D
<Craig> work did
<Vood-Sick> what.. all of em
<Vood-Sick> you must be sore :)
<Redline> lol
<Craig> i'm not getting it
<Vood-Sick> seem you already got it

Quote #849 (+5) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #856 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 16:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- thetron was kicked off #overclockers by Agg (At first you must realise, there is no funny. The only thing being kicked is you.)

Quote #859 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> I use pants.

Quote #860 (+5) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"