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Quote #211 (+5) [ 2002-12-28, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETS VIOLENT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE
<[P]engo> http://www.intelligentx.com/newsletters/entertainment/articles/story_ent5_122602.cfm
<[P]engo> lol
<VooDoo> ssshhhh
<VooDoo> your breaking the silence
<[P]engo> oh shit sorry
<VooDoo> so you should be
<VooDoo> its to late, its already broken now
<[P]engo> oh no whatever have i done!
*** ThomoH[B] has left #overclockers
<dec> look what you've done to Thomo
<dec> and you woke me up
<VooDoo> [P]engo, you really stuffed up this time.

Quote #212 (+5) [ 2002-12-28, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats those script things called were it says like everything in a movie. like what they say word for word..
<Forraje> a script
<^catalyst> DURH

Quote #15 (+5) [ 2002-10-23, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> I want to get my penis working but I really have no idea how to use it either.
<Skit> people use it, becomes unstable..

Quote #34 (+5) [ 2002-10-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> .com = community you n00b

Quote #41 (+5) [ 2002-10-28, 07:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> hrmm... i never realized how much i've been in here till now (reading sticks #Overclockers Stats)
<Cav> Rudeboi the irc junky :)
<Cav> although i think i earnt numerous irc-dick points for coming in here immediately after i locked myself out of my own house :)

Quote #64 (+5) [ 2002-11-08, 06:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> zit just me or are the new nokia's getting more and more gay? : http://www.howardchui.com/images/reviewpics/expocomm2002/nokia6800-05.jpg
<SileNceR> Rudeboi - you're the only one getting more and more gay.
<Rudeboi> SileNceR: how did u know? ur sexy body just turns me on soo much
* Rudeboi goes and pukes after what he just said

Quote #68 (+5) [ 2002-11-09, 02:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> i am stuipted

Quote #76 (+5) [ 2002-11-15, 06:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Wolff cuddles telstra

Quote #86 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

[09:22] <\Roscoe> Man this screen is awesome.. wish it had a slot for my penis to go.

Quote #88 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Chaos|Work inserts some torts into his ass.

Quote #94 (+5) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #90 (+5) [ 2002-11-19, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc kicks glass of pine orange for being shit
<nEoLIthIc> I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE!
<nEoLIthIc> not some fucken pine juice or anything
<nEoLIthIc> THATS IT!
<Owen> You big tough man you, nEoLIthIc.
<nEoLIthIc> owen - thnx :P

Quote #120 (+5) [ 2002-11-23, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rev> Oh man. I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.

Quote #143 (+5) [ 2002-12-06, 01:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> :)
<Quadbox> :)
<Cav> :0
<Cav> oops
<Cav> :)

Quote #219 (+5) [ 2003-01-01, 03:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> feel like a dog shat in my head :-(
<jase> better than a camel shitting in your mouth
<Carrots> ew

Quote #222 (+5) [ 2003-01-01, 08:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TBC> anyone up for hitting the harrys practise chat room with me?!
<spas> i would rather pick through my vomit to try and find out what i got up too last night

Quote #249 (+5) [ 2003-01-15, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Forraje> my gf doesn't know the extent of my OCAU addiction yet :)
<eazy> I'm sure she's wondering if you have another "woman".
<Forraje> "are you cheating on me with one of those internet sluts?"
<eazy> hahaha
<Forraje> "well, if you consider Agg an internet slut, then yeah, i guess"
<Hibba> yeh bh, is ur internet slut
<nismo> yeh its bh
<Narc|ZzZz> No, bh is his bitch...
<Forraje> bh thrusts himself upon me
<Forraje> completely unwanted attention
<bh> Forraje I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda love to make love to you tonight

Quote #267 (+5) [ 2003-01-17, 11:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

Quote #290 (+5) [ 2003-01-30, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> stuipted black
<sabretooth> Dude... it's spelt "Stupid"
<sabretooth> Not stuipted
<Daemon> sabretooth: my mamma always says stuipted is as stuipted does :P

Quote #349 (+5) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*

Quote #367 (+5) [ 2003-03-02, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> OMG. I'm about to record ABBA off vinyl!!!!!

Quote #400 (+5) [ 2003-03-14, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ-Studd is glad that he has carrots on his ignore list
<Carrots> good on you dj studd,, you cant see me slagging off your mum
* Fragwizard wonders for a moment.
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@(hidden)
* Carrots was kicked by Agg (if you're an idiot and you know it, have a ban)

Quote #410 (+5) [ 2003-03-19, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DeathStar): god it smells bad in here
(Darkness): Well, i did shower today thankyou very much....
(DeathStar): im in the toilet
(DeathStar): laptop
(DeathStar): with wireless
(Darkness): DeathStar: When you are talking in IRC whilst taking a crap in toilet, you may be an addict.
(one_nil): hahaha

Quote #453 (+5) [ 2003-04-08, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): Hmm.. Photoshop just gave me an error about me having "nothing to stroke"... should i be offended?
(LordWorm): Darkness: take a screen cap :P that ones for the archives :P
([SweN]): heh
(Cav): Darkness: why would you be offended?
* Cav ducks
(Darkness): You're right. Do me a favour and help me roll it back up, Cav...

Quote #482 (+5) [ 2003-04-20, 20:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> women suck
<VooDoo> only the good ones Junkz
<VooDoo> ok.. some of the bad ones too

Quote #547 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 00:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> my datasecurity assignment sounds like a bad porn movie script
<mnkymajik> "Louise is able to perform a spoofing attack...."
<Rex-Out> haha

Quote #551 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #567 (+5) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #579 (+5) [ 2003-05-20, 03:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> cSmith: you've got a kid?
<cSmith> yer
<arkenstone> cSmith: i picked you as an early20s kinda guy
<cSmith> < 23, 24 next month..
<arkenstone> What happened, if you don't mind me asking?
<cSmith> arkenstone, we had sex

Quote #588 (+5) [ 2003-05-22, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> The Barton core must give head when its not busy or something if it's really that good.

Quote #630 (+5) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #751 (+5) [ 2003-07-08, 01:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @MOH[A]MED is back (Back from: brain my does function properly not food without) Gone for 18mins 36secs
<@MzSuNsHiNe> moe ur brain my does function properly not food without <--- dosn't make sense

Quote #753 (+5) [ 2003-07-09, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): So, if i was to ban rocket, both of them would be quiet huh...
* Darkness rubs his chin in an interesting manner
* Lombers also rubs his chin
(Darkness): Lombers: Dude, that's my elbow. You can get out from under there now.
(Lombers): Darkness: your elbow?? I thought it was......errrmm, right
(Darkness): Heh, It isn't THAT cold, Lombers. :)

Quote #762 (+5) [ 2003-07-10, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> i am so fucking pissed off now
<Greg> and i cant remember why :(

Quote #802 (+5) [ 2003-07-18, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> fuck i love ghost
<RoSWeLL> without ghost ppl would have to go through the pain of installing windows over and over again .. everytime you install windows you are being raped in teh arse by bill gates and his Microsoft Shlong

Quote #806 (+5) [ 2003-07-21, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ah fuck.
<aftahours> my toe just got electrectued
<aftahours> i stcuk it in n the plug
<aftahours> :@
<aftahours> ah fuck..its like alll numb. :

Quote #834 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Craig> ye i wish, i'm buggered...
<Vood-Sick> who did that to ya
<Vood-Sick> buggered ya i mean.
<Vood-Sick> :D
<Craig> work did
<Vood-Sick> what.. all of em
<Vood-Sick> you must be sore :)
<Redline> lol
<Craig> i'm not getting it
<Vood-Sick> seem you already got it

Quote #835 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> hmm, im getting real sick of viagra spam.. im freaking 20 years old.. i need a pill that does the OPPOSITE
<knowsfords> hmm a pauline hanson naked pill?

Quote #849 (+5) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #859 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> I use pants.

Quote #860 (+5) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #902 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 19:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> lo chas
<Chastity> hey Bleeter
<Chastity> Oh I'll dig out my network card when I get off my arse next :-P
<Bleeter> why u got a NIC up yer arse chas?

Quote #904 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #961 (+5) [ 2003-08-28, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Skitzo) i like girls with small hands because it makes my cock look big

Quote #1130 (+5) [ 2003-10-14, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<golgy> i wonder if i stick my toe into my 120mm fan, it'll cut my toenails for me
<Daemon> the answer is yes
<golgy> ow
<golgy> no, the answer is no

Quote #1134 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i havent had so much fun since i got my dick caught in the toaster

Quote #1136 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

yale_work: I like mine
yale_work: don't like my templates? get fucked
yale_work: don't like how you edit things? get fucked
Fall[w]: haha
Fall[w]: good philosophy
yale_work: doesn't work? your settings are wrong, I code good, and get fucked
Torm3nt[w]: "I'd like you to meet our new PR man, yale_work."
Torm3nt[w]: Customer: "Hi."
Torm3nt[w]: yale_work: "Get fucked."

Quote #1144 (+5) [ 2003-10-16, 14:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yeah so do you need any parts from my EA before I sell it?
<Walkinshaw> such as?
<WhiteyFord> i dunno, i just thought you might say "omg, i need this ONE part" or something
<kicker-kid> who would want parts off a ford
<supa-roo> exactly if it was some jap car, course theyd want parts cause they always break
<kicker-kid> righhhhttt
<kicker-kid> still doesnt cure the fact that fords are ghey
<WhiteyFord> sure
<kicker-kid> they are
<WhiteyFord> so um, you going to go play with your toys now or what?
<kicker-kid> a toy that will kane your ford
<supa-roo> hahaha
<supa-roo> come one fire up boy
<supa-roo> un educated arguments are cool
<kicker-kid> ok
<WhiteyFord> hmm.. kane eh? whats that.. like the bastard child of english?
<kicker-kid> fuckup idiot
<WhiteyFord> nice
<WhiteyFord> so moving along now
<kicker-kid> u know what i meant
<kicker-kid> oh and if da real kicker kid comes on dont tell him i was on here ok
* kicker-kid (solobaric1@vw5349.iprimus.net.au) has left #caraudioaustralia (http://www.drcorp.net/)
<WhiteyFord> sure thing pal
<supa-roo> specialy when its a regesterd nick

Quote #1175 (+5) [ 2003-10-20, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): its pretty bad when you're porn surfing and you come across a pic with a computer in the background and you look at the comp first...