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Quote #2431 (+17) [ 2004-12-14, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@203.185.240.11
* HyperHorse was kicked by Agg (no, so bye)
**IN PM TO AGG:**
<HyperHorse> what is ur problem?
<Agg> bit of a rash on one of my feet at the moment, actually.. i think i stood on a thistle when playing with the dogs this morning.
<HyperHorse> ....
<HyperHorse> i hardly said anything
<Agg> i know, i shoulda worn shoes, silly me.
<HyperHorse> why ban me?
<HyperHorse> *stare*
<Agg> the problem is, you can't even see the thistles sometimes, they're not all the big ones like on the scottish coat of arms, you know.
<HyperHorse> yes yes.. sure
<Agg> some of them are flat and blend into the lawn. sneaky bastards.
<HyperHorse> what drugs r u on?

Quote #2429 (+6) [ 2004-12-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fragwizard> I dig HL2:DM
<Fragwizard> i just played a bit
<Fragwizard> 10 seconds into me joining
<Fragwizard> i got hit square in the head
<Fragwizard> with a toilet
<Fragwizard> LOL

Quote #2428 (+9) [ 2004-12-14, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie throws his shoe at D_WebWork.
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* Falkor_ is now known as Falkor
<TheWedgie> crikey!
<TheWedgie> i think we win Falkor
<TheWedgie> now to share the booty

Quote #2425 (+9) [ 2004-12-12, 17:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ProFX looks for other posts challenging my immense network resources
* ProFX (Pro@ProFX.net) Quit (Ping timeout for ProFX)

Quote #2422 (+8) [ 2004-12-10, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;Crystal&gt; SirPNut: have a mate trying to install RAM in it. Having trouble<br />
&lt;Crystal&gt; he says he got Sodium RAM....

Quote #2421 (+5) [ 2004-12-10, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> anyone know how much a sheepskin costs? like one of those flat-sheep-shaped rugs.
<lunar_c> lol
<lunar_c> about 120, agg
<Agg> hmm
<lunar_c> and it's a fleece.
<lunar_c> technically.
<Agg> boy, i feel sheepish now.
<lunar_c> oh god how long have you been saving that old chestnut.
<WM|KG--> Stop fleecing him damnit.
<Agg> i can baaahly stand it.
* lunar_c explodes from all the pun
<lunar_c> *BANG*
<WM|KG--> I'm out of pun.
<Agg> aww, i thought ewe might ram us.
<lunar_c> it was all a little too .. pungent for me.
<WM|KG--> AIEEE
* WM|KG-- has left #overclockers
<lunar_c> ewe baaaahstard, agg.
<Agg> woold you like me to stop now? :)

Quote #2418 (+3) [ 2004-12-08, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ruprecht> it is, quite literally, as if satan himself has personally giftwrapped a hangover and placed it in my head

Quote #2416 (+6) [ 2004-12-08, 02:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> I just went to the loo.
<Mred32> ...and discovered that I bought a pack of paper towel rolls instead of toilet rolls. bummer :(
<Mred32> Rather scratchy.

Quote #2415 (+2) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #2413 (+4) [ 2004-12-07, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> i could see the cops raiding a lan and the guy dressed as a pirate running out with his pc

Quote #2411 (+4) [ 2004-12-06, 00:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> How, exactly, did a pair of clean underpants end up UNDER my computer case?
<Quadbox> ye gods I must have been drunk that night

Quote #2409 (-1) [ 2004-12-04, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I was drawn straight to haydens ass.
<FragOne``> ahaha
<Bern> eeewww
<FragOne``> oh yeh theres a photo of my bottom
<FreeFrag> OH DEAR! I REGRET I REGRET :(
<Bern> off to ug we go with that one

Quote #2408 (+2) [ 2004-12-04, 08:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> Yeah who's the nerd now!
<biatch> This is like pot calling the kettle black, huh?
<sabretooth> Miss MMORPG!
<biatch> Shut up, bitch.

Quote #2405 (+18) [ 2004-12-01, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Kirsten has been listening to Britney Spear's greatest hits non stop for the last three days
<Skitzo> Uhh
<Skitzo> Britney Spear's greatest hits?
<Skitzo> Is it a blank CD?

Quote #2404 (+1) [ 2004-12-01, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wobbz> careful agg
<Wobbz> the cia may be watching
<Wobbz> they may think ur a terrorist
<Wobbz> :P
<SNIPERA64> hhmmm CIA
<Agg> heh, surely the (bomb president hijack) cia don't care what (drug transport cocaine heroin) a geek way over in australia (prime minister iraq terrorism explosives) has to say..

Quote #2403 (-2) [ 2004-11-30, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Agg when I search the news archives for 'crack', how come most of the articles don't have crack in them?
<aftahours> hmm, that might of sounded confusing
<Agg> stop ogling my crack, aftahours

Quote #2398 (+1) [ 2004-11-22, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<imnotgay_5> ooo shit...
<lp_unicorn> o.O
<imnotgay_5> i just like ripped my earing out >_<
<imnotgay_5> bad
<imnotgay_5> i go blood on my white shirt >_<

Quote #2397 (+4) [ 2004-11-22, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> haha
<mazzanet> i love this camera manual
<mazzanet> "Problem: The power is off. Corrective action: Press the power button."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The batteries are loaded incorrectly loaded. Corrective action: Reload the batteries correctly."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The LCD is exposed to direct sunlight. Corrective action: Block the sunlight with your hand."
<mazzanet> "Problem: There are no pictures on the card. Corrective action: Record pictures."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The memory gauge is full. Corrective action: Wait until the memory gauge decreases."
<mazzanet> captain obvious strikes again!
<enigma> "Problem: Mazzanet is repeating himself into different channels. Corrective action: /ignore."

Quote #2396 (+7) [ 2004-11-22, 13:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): the only reason people watch anime is because they'd get caught perving at 14 year olds in school uniforms fighting robots anywhere else

Quote #2393 (+47) [ 2004-11-20, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<V8R> my son can dismantle anything :(
<Redback> hide the screwdrivers
<One``> you dont want to come home to a pile of dismantled screwdrivers

Quote #2392 (+8) [ 2004-11-19, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring falls down into a twitching foaming mess
<ace234> woohoo free bubble bath

Quote #2391 (+11) [ 2004-11-19, 12:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could go a random hug right now ;)
* josh|nexus gives Narc a hug
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<josh|nexus> heheh..... well i guess its just you and me compadre
<Narcolepsy> :S

Quote #2390 (-4) [ 2004-11-18, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> that'd be right set off my highlight for nothig
<deepspring> bloody typical
<deepspring> :p
<dr_red> what was that deepspring?
<deepspring> talkin to voodoo dr_red
<dr_red> i was setting off your highlight for nothing, deepspring
<deepspring> yes I can see that
* deepspring minimises the window and goes off searchin for some anime to watch
<dr_red> i never realised how much people talk about engines untill i setup a highlight on rb
<Woob> lmao
<dr_red> i should set off his highlight again
<dr_red> deepspring
<FreeFrag> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring
<V8R[race]> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring!
<Crystal> deepspring ... :/
<dr_red> lol
<V8R[race]> deepspring :(
<Crystal> deepspring
<Fragwizard> hrmn.... deepspring :P
* Crystal cries
<ace234> deepspring
<dr_red> roflmaodeepspringbbq
<Crystal> why are you ignoring us!!
<Lazerin> it's like deepspring
<FreeFrag> http://quotes.ugbox.net soeone quote it.
<Crystal> deepspring sucks
<V8R[race]> DEEPSPRING !!!11!!!!?
<FreeFrag> deepspring!!!!
<Lazerin> you quote it deepspring
<eDust> there was this deep spring
<V8R[race]> Deep'
<Lazerin> why have you forsaken us? deepspring!
<FreeFrag> deepspring, can you pleae quote all that crap up above, ta honey
<V8R[race]> Deep's Ring ?
<Crystal> I think deepspring is ignoring us
<dr_red> so, hows about that deepspring, eh
<mazzanet> hi deepspring!
<deepspring> hahahha
<Lazerin> deepspring is so kewl
<dr_red> deepspringles
<deepspring> awwww
* Crystal wonder if deepspring hilight keep goin goff
<deepspring> that it is
<Crystal> teehee
<deepspring> and I am so logging this
<Crystal> we're mean
<dr_red> time to make a nice quote
<Lazerin> good work deepspring
<Crystal> I bet deepspring feels loved
<deepspring> very
<deepspring> :p

Quote #2389 (0) [ 2004-11-17, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Well
<Skitzo> I'd recommend HL2
<Skitzo> But then again
<Skitzo> I'm a HL2 fanboy ;P
<Tate> is it good
<Tate> I'm thinking of getting it maybe
<Skitzo> Tate
<Skitzo> Very good
<Skitzo> It's like sex, but I'm having it.
<Jubblies> lol thats sfunny

Quote #2388 (+6) [ 2004-11-14, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Not much quizzing in #quiz
<Quadbox> not much murder in #death, either
<FreeFrag> lol
<Krypt0n> not much to download in #juarez,mexico
<Krypt0n> heh

Quote #2386 (+3) [ 2004-11-14, 01:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> lol, you should try jerking off drunk in a waterbed
<outonanisl> its like going on a rollercoaster, just kinda more wierd

Quote #2385 (0) [ 2004-11-13, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> F1 now changes the players name!
<Skitzo> Aren't I leet?
<Lart[CJ]> ye
<Lart[CJ]> yes
<Lart[CJ]> so leet you're leaving me partly speechless

Quote #2382 (0) [ 2004-11-12, 01:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> grr.. anyone know how to run a shell script which wont run even when the file has been set to executable?
* Firemoth looks at Quadbox
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: I'd try executing it :p
<Firemoth> !
<Sticks> Firemoth - linux yeah?
<Quad|dvd> failing that, edit it and see what the problem is
<Firemoth> Sticks, yup
<Sticks> you're logged in as?
<Firemoth> root
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: Try executing it with sh <scriptname>
<Iroquois> did you try ./file ?
<Sticks> ./<script>
<Quad|dvd> it might not have #!/bin/sh attatched
<Firemoth> When I type, ./blah .. I get.. : bad interpreter: No such file or directory
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: Do what I just said then
<Firemoth> It has #!/bin/sh attached
<Firemoth> k
<Quad|dvd> or try bashing it
<Sticks> BASH!!!
<Sticks> always BASH!
<Quad|dvd> bash <script>
<Iroquois> #!/bin/bash dammit
<Sticks> bwwaaaahahahaa
* Quad|dvd bashes Sticks
* Sticks bashes Quadbox
* Quad|dvd is now known as Quadbox
<Quadbox> Wow, I feel bourne again!
<Quadbox> :p
<Sticks> bwwaaahahahaha
<Iroquois> i'm a shell of the man i used to be
<Iroquois> ok, thats enough
<Quadbox> Oh god, this script is TERRIBLE!
<Quadbox> We need to execute a change of program in here
<Quadbox> :p
<Sticks> wait till you see the movie :p
<Iroquois> the "mv"ie?
<Quadbox> This is wreaking variable havoc apon the local environment, you do realise? :p
<Iroquois> Quadbox: you've had these saved up, right? :p
<Quadbox> Iroquois: No, I compile them just in time
<Quadbox> :p
<Iroquois> so they just 'emerge'?
<Quadbox> Iroquois: Indeed. I just kind of port them from my subconsious

Quote #2381 (+2) [ 2004-11-11, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phextwin is now known as confused
* Statts is now known as bewildered
<confused> Together, we are bewildered & confused!
<bewildered> flabergasted wouldnt fit :(

Quote #2379 (+4) [ 2004-11-10, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lartnec> sarah wants me to move out with her
<Lartnec> but she's looking at strathers
<Lartnec> so screw that :(
<NoFX-Eli> yeah
<NoFX-Eli> what's the point
<NoFX-Eli> no pool table
<Lartnec> lol
<Lartnec> thats all you need
<Lartnec> dont need no fancy internet
<Lartnec> or electricity for that matter
<Lartnec> just a block of wood, some holes and a stick
<Lartnec> and maybe some balls
<Lartnec> but hey thats optional

Quote #2377 (0) [ 2004-11-09, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sticks just spent 10 mins playing with Knoppix-STD
<Sticks> it runs real nice on my desktop :)
<Postal> is that a new "dick and pussy disease"
<Postal> habib says condoms stop that

Quote #2373 (-1) [ 2004-11-07, 15:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> damn half duplex and full duplex is a pain in teh arse to understand, but i think ive got it
<Hibba> half-duplex = only up or down not both at once
<outonanisl> can someone correct me if im wrong, half duplex for hubs cause hubs are gay, full duplex for switches, cause switches are the bomb shizzle
<Hibba> full-dueples = both ways at once
<outonanisl> and what hibba said
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> no
<Fragwizard> ooo dueples
<Fragwizard> :P
<outonanisl> lol dueples ? wtf
<Hibba> gg speeelng
<V8R[wrk]> ie: most gf's are half duplex.. some lucky guys have girlfriends that are full duplex ;)

Quote #2372 (+5) [ 2004-11-07, 13:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Woah, outonanisl, are you only 17?
<outonanisl> yeah jesssica
<Jessica> I pegged you as an unintelligent older person :P

Quote #2370 (+1) [ 2004-11-02, 18:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Lombers) books without sentances :)
* Andypoo tosses Lombers an e
(aftahours) ohhh ! an e !
* Lombers starts raving

Quote #2369 (0) [ 2004-10-31, 23:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Soc> I rang a payphone just before. It was fun.
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Hi, Is this a payphone?"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Yes. Yes it is"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Ah. Cool. Well, have a nice day"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "wha, your a random! don't call again you freak!"
<Soc> she sounded cute. :)

Quote #2367 (+2) [ 2004-10-28, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Netsork> What size are CDs these days, anyway?
<enigma> about 12cm I think
<mazzanet> 8cm
<enigma> oh, my bad
<enigma> hang on.
<enigma> mazzanet, get a ruler and a regular CD
<mazzanet> 8cm.
<enigma> mine are 12cm .. diameter?
<mazzanet> oh
<Netsork> 12 here, too.
<mazzanet> mine are 13.5cm
<enigma> 13.5cm?
<enigma> how the fuck do they fit in the drive?
<mazzanet> o_O
<mazzanet> oh heh
<mazzanet> this ruler has 0-1.5cm missing

Quote #2366 (-3) [ 2004-10-28, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> fuck i forgot to get beer on the way home
<Iroquois> panic!
<Agg> you fool, you'll kill us all!

Quote #2360 (+7) [ 2004-10-24, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> VB3 is great, I can see when people have deleted posts, why, and what was originally in them :)
<knowsfords> "I see dead posts, they're everywhere..."

Quote #2358 (+13) [ 2004-10-22, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> my poor ol taxi copped a bashing this morning
<aftahours> stupid girl ran up my arse
<INerTIal> ouch
<INerTIal> bad?
<aftahours> not really. the taxi is all scratched and dinted anyway
<aftahours> she was pretty good lookin, and i got her number
<aftahours> so it was worth it
<aftahours> now its my turn to take her up the arse
<aftahours> :)

Quote #2357 (-3) [ 2004-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> you dont wank a mouse that isnt rechargable
<ace234> want even
<MonoJoker> lol ace234
<Bundy> nice typo ace234 :)

Quote #2356 (+12) [ 2004-10-22, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoonSha> How the Fuck do you spell Unneccessary or whatever
<Agg> nunracerscary
<BenZ|iBook> Agg, I dub thee, thetron the second!
<Agg> w0t0!

Quote #2353 (+5) [ 2004-10-21, 01:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> how can I escape a " in php?
<Narcolepsy> Run away?

Quote #2352 (+2) [ 2004-10-20, 23:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> how do I invite oldz again?
<BenZ|iBook> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Narcolepsy> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<TensopAway> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<voodooo> Agg /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Agg> hmm, maybe it's /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Agg> [23:09] -oldZ- Sorry, You must be logged in to use this command.
<Agg> lies!

Quote #2349 (+3) [ 2004-10-20, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

[danny]: anyways my parents are due back from shopping soon
DrillSGT: ahhhh
[danny]: so i'm going to jump into the shower so i dont have to help unpack the car

Quote #2348 (0) [ 2004-10-20, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> wonder if my car insurance company would like it if they knew i were applying for a rally license

Quote #2344 (-4) [ 2004-10-19, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> went to cronula beach last week, got there about 6am and wow 2 hot chicks asleep on the sand with their arms around each other, should have got there earlier
<Teracis> heh
<Draffa> lol
<Syxx`> should of asked if they needed a hand :P
<LaNcE> or 3
<Teracis> or a cock
<Anarki> or 3
<Teracis> hahahahaha
<Draffa> LOL

Quote #2342 (-4) [ 2004-10-18, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> and now a small flashy object has grasped my attention, so i don't care any more

Quote #2340 (-1) [ 2004-10-17, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> eww i opened the fridge and some yoghurt fell out and spilled all over my bare foot
<Rage> grosest feeling ever
<Falkor> now you know how women feel Rage!

Quote #2334 (-2) [ 2004-10-16, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> you know what the best part of current music is?
<Lombers> the way they take a seemingly good song and butcher it
<yaleman> that you can turn it off?

Quote #2333 (+1) [ 2004-10-15, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GFORCE> sup Agg
<Agg> GFORCE - take the hint, i don't respond to "sup agg"
<predder> Agg - do you respond to iceland women --> http://this.is/criple/Myndir%20022.jpg :D
<Agg> predder - she's orrite :)
<Agg> if this slowly-loading picture turns out to have a penis attached to the bottom third of it, i'm going to be very upset.
<predder> damn, didnt realise how big that image was
<eDust> it's safe Agg
<predder> heh, you'll be pleasantly suprised
<Agg> mmm, she's just how i like my women. out of focus and with lots of CCD noise.