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Quote #2566 (+7) [ 2005-02-05, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bkuebler> My kid is sick....
<bkuebler> So he went to bed late last night...
<bkuebler> was crying at 04:00 this morning.
<bkuebler> then at 05:00
<bkuebler> then just stayed up...
<bkuebler> then puked all over the place during breakfast.
<bkuebler> Wheeee!!!!!!
<linc> technicolor yawn
<dstate> ouch
<dstate> i would all contract that out to the woman
<bkuebler> when he barfed, he said "look daddy, my favorite cerial"

Quote #2932 (+4) [ 2005-08-12, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> we ordered 150 pizzas at uni today
<FreeFrag> lol
<eDust> lol D_Web, did they send a fleet of scooters to deliver?
<eDust> an armada of scooters
<knowsfords> did you kill one of the scooter drivers then go back to the pizza place to get delivery missions?

Quote #3288 (+5) [ 2006-03-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy bbl weights
* Kingy is now known as KinGym
Frag|Tea Sif KinGym
Frag|Tea We know you're just changing your nick to KinGym and parking your arse in front of the TV
* You are now known as Frag|Gym
Frag|Gym Righto lads, I'll be back after my "Gym Session"
Lombers haha
Willy hahaha

Quote #2061 (+3) [ 2004-06-16, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> eew, internet blood
<eDust> almost as bad as tv blood

Quote #510 (+52) [ 2003-04-27, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLoRa> [18:07] <FLoRa> Gfs arent that great
<FLoRa> [18:07] <GregZ0r> lol
<FLoRa> [18:07] <GregZ0r> how would i know
<FLoRa> [18:08] <GregZ0r> come to think about it flora, how would you know :P
<FLoRa> :P
<bundy> gf are overrated
<bundy> *gf's
<FLoRa> You have a gf!
<bundy> yeah, i'd rather a radeon
<bundy> Video: Plug and Play on nVidia GeForce3 Ti 200 (1024x768x16bpp 85Hz)
<bundy> piece of shit thing
<FLoRa> You idiot....Im talking about girlfriends

Quote #1326 (+4) [ 2003-11-14, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> how sad am i.. i had to install an old email package to dig up an email to find out my sister's phone number so i could ring her.. to ask a question on behalf of one of my online mates.. bah, kill me now

Quote #246 (+8) [ 2003-01-14, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ryda> just had a fap?
<Carrots> thanks for that ryda.. did yuo dumo your load in a glassfor your sister?

Quote #483 (+6) [ 2003-04-21, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Embercide): kids are sexually transmitted diseases

Quote #4329 (+9) [ 2008-06-06, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:40] <Wayne> http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/aussie-drug-mule-stopped-breathing/2008/06/06/1212259091928.html
[21:40] <Wayne> An Australian woman is under police guard in a Vietnam hospital after a bag of heroin she was allegedly trying to smuggle broke inside her body.
[21:40] <fen> win! o/
[21:40] <chunks> haha?
[21:40] <Wayne> "This is the first case in which we have found heroin in a person's anus. We have treated people having swallowed heroin before."
[21:41] <Wayne> Remember kids: when taking drugs it has most likely been up somebodies anus.
[21:42] <DmeciuM> That's a good point, wayne
[21:43] * Lemming smokes more pot
[21:43] <Evangel> Ass pot?
[21:43] * chunks notionally smokes pot
[21:43] <Lemming> fertilized with products of an anus, never been up there though
[21:43] <fen> somewhere, at sometime, a drug addled fucktard is going to read that story and think, i could probably get that out with a straw...
[21:43] <Lemming> lol
[21:43] <chunks> hahah I already did fen
[21:44] * Sheri backs away from Lemming

Quote #2962 (+2) [ 2005-09-01, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

--- VoX is now known as VeganZombie
<VeganZombie> GRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS........
--- VeganZombie is now known as VoX

Quote #410 (+5) [ 2003-03-19, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DeathStar): god it smells bad in here
(Darkness): Well, i did shower today thankyou very much....
(DeathStar): im in the toilet
(DeathStar): laptop
(DeathStar): with wireless
(Darkness): DeathStar: When you are talking in IRC whilst taking a crap in toilet, you may be an addict.
(one_nil): hahaha

Quote #119 (+6) [ 2002-11-23, 03:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PooJou> everyones leaving :(
<WhiteyFord> im not.. baby

Quote #1221 (+5) [ 2003-10-25, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Parts: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) omg, this channel has no pants!
* Joins: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) phew.

Quote #2381 (+2) [ 2004-11-11, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phextwin is now known as confused
* Statts is now known as bewildered
<confused> Together, we are bewildered & confused!
<bewildered> flabergasted wouldnt fit :(

Quote #2761 (+5) [ 2005-05-17, 16:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

< henrik_z> why the fuck, exactly, do Canon Australia think heavily compressed distorted cockatoo noises playing automatically will make me want to continue looking at their site?
< radish> cos only a galah would buy a canon

Quote #1301 (+45) [ 2003-11-11, 15:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> okay kids, business pitch time
<Fod> tell if me if it'll sell
<Fod> prawn crackers, shaped like nekkid ladies
<Fod> called pr0n crackers :)

Quote #2760 (+5) [ 2005-05-16, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Manaz): I wouldn't leave the house without my dick stuck in the chicken.

Quote #1750 (+5) [ 2004-03-18, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzZzZzZ> im gonna go get laid! :P
<sabretooth> Junkz, leave Sticks alone!

Quote #2507 (+2) [ 2005-01-16, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Flora> So I want to make arrangements and what not
<Flora> How do I do that without a phone!?
<Lartnec> Carrier pigeon.
<Flora> I don't know their address :(
<Lartnec> Send alot of carrier pigeons

Quote #2809 (+2) [ 2005-06-02, 20:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild`> TheWedgie: got a Q for you.. is there a way of telling if we have more than one exchange in dubbo? (I think there's only one, but my brother reckons there's another)
<TheWedgie> yeah
<TheWedgie> kinda
<eDust> ring up telstra and say "hey the dubbo exchange is on fire". if they ask which one, then you know there's more than 1
<wild`> lol
<FreeFrag> lol eDust
<Apok> lol
<Apok> go with edusts idea
<FreeFrag> You'll probably just get TheWedgie and he'll start laughing and ask for pictures
<wild`> rofl
<eDust> lol
<TheWedgie> ahaha

Quote #2991 (+1) [ 2005-09-18, 11:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shags: i've decided to do something aboot my body
Shags: Off to buy a gym set this avo :)
Shags: if i spent the all the time i play WoW, on working out, i'd be beefcake 2000!
Lurks: and when you get to lvl 60 beefcake you will sell your account

Quote #1495 (+1) [ 2004-01-09, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): i reckon a coloured moon would be good
(Tensop): send some preschoolers up there with crayons

Quote #1136 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

yale_work: I like mine
yale_work: don't like my templates? get fucked
yale_work: don't like how you edit things? get fucked
Fall[w]: haha
Fall[w]: good philosophy
yale_work: doesn't work? your settings are wrong, I code good, and get fucked
Torm3nt[w]: "I'd like you to meet our new PR man, yale_work."
Torm3nt[w]: Customer: "Hi."
Torm3nt[w]: yale_work: "Get fucked."

Quote #811 (+2) [ 2003-07-22, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squidly_Diddly> Chastity, i shag 7 days a week, except for once a month
<Carrots|sleep> when you mum has a headache

Quote #859 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> I use pants.

Quote #2120 (+4) [ 2004-07-08, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> oh shit
<mazzanet> the VCR is smoking
<mazzanet> brb
<remote_man> rofl
<Bern> tell it smoking will stunt it's growth
<kizzap> didn't your mother ever tell you not to pass joints

Quote #274 (+42) [ 2003-01-20, 03:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.
<Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.

Quote #2429 (+6) [ 2004-12-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fragwizard> I dig HL2:DM
<Fragwizard> i just played a bit
<Fragwizard> 10 seconds into me joining
<Fragwizard> i got hit square in the head
<Fragwizard> with a toilet
<Fragwizard> LOL

Quote #64 (+5) [ 2002-11-08, 06:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> zit just me or are the new nokia's getting more and more gay? : http://www.howardchui.com/images/reviewpics/expocomm2002/nokia6800-05.jpg
<SileNceR> Rudeboi - you're the only one getting more and more gay.
<Rudeboi> SileNceR: how did u know? ur sexy body just turns me on soo much
* Rudeboi goes and pukes after what he just said

Quote #475 (+56) [ 2003-04-17, 00:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i think the biggest purchasers of cheerleader costumes would be pr0n sites... :P
<bundy> that and kinky old me
<bundy> men
<bundy> men
<bundy> shit
<bundy> typo

Quote #717 (+7) [ 2003-07-03, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> my brother found out why his XBs alloy head crossflow 250 isnt as powerful as it should be
<knowsfords> the rings are shot... so he is getting it rebuilt
<Falkor> My sister figured out why her car isn't as powerful as other cars.
<Falkor> Its a daewoo.

Quote #2415 (+2) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #2636 (+7) [ 2005-03-22, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Junkz> 2 beers and im already feeling it... wtf
<@Sciby> That's because you have girl bits.

Quote #3309 (+9) [ 2006-04-01, 11:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Now to find something to do today
<Agg> watch ch10 like everyone else, biatch :)
<biatch> What's on ch10?
<Agg> f1gp
<Agg> ALL WEEKEND
<outy> hehehe
<biatch> Yukky
<Agg> pretend they're horses
<Agg> look, the red horse passed the white horse! oh no, the green horse crashed into the wall and broke its front legs off!
<Agg> maybe not.
<outy> LOL

Quote #1571 (+6) [ 2004-01-31, 18:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch1> grr going to lay down .. everytime eat something my brain ping times out

Quote #1602 (+2) [ 2004-02-07, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> shows like the hot house and the block are taking two different "popular" programs on australian tv and combining
<knowsfords> Lifestyle and Reality
<knowsfords> all they need is to throw a pair of cops into the mix and they'll have aussie tv in a single hour long show

Quote #2712 (+3) [ 2005-04-25, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> when I first moved out
<myne> I got about 20 milkcrates
<myne> for furniture
<LemMinG> same
<FreeFrag> How'd you get them?
<myne> desk = crates and plank, bed = crates and mattress
<LemMinG> milkcrate + roarworks sign = a good coffee table
<myne> drove around the back of big shopping centres and ganked em
<myne> how else?
<myne> returned em when I'd finished - a year or so later
<FreeFrag> You realise that milk crates always remain property of the diary that owns them?
<yaleman> I didn't know that diaries could own property
<Narcolepsy> Dairy.
<FreeFrag> Fuck you. Fuck you all.
<myne> it was 5 years ago, I lack care for moral high horse s
<FreeFrag> >:-)
<yaleman> :p
<WedgieAFK> haha ganked. haven't heard that since primary school.
<myne> always thought it was a cool word :P
<FreeFrag> not really "moral high horse" - it's theft. How'd you like someone to break into your house and steal your furniture? Then return it a year later when you've bought replacement items!
Although I dont know how they'd fit double the normal amount of furniture into a normal house....
<yaleman> lol
<myne> tip : dont leave 'valuable' items out side in the open
<myne> if they werent so accessible, they wouldnt have been borrowed
<FreeFrag> Lol, that is the weakest excuse for theft I've ever heard, sorry....
<myne> hey I was 17, I'm 23 now, I dont care.
<FreeFrag> I pity anyone who owns a car yard near myne

Quote #358 (+1) [ 2003-02-25, 16:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> im combing my hair with a heatsink
<Epic`> it actually works good

Quote #1147 (+2) [ 2003-10-16, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I'm eating icecream off a plate with a fork because the dishwasher didn't go through last nigh
<D_Web> t

Quote #3558 (+2) [ 2006-09-20, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Will[A]y: Well i have no mobile. Only a Skype line :)
<Will[A]y> thats totally useless but ok :)
<@Agg> how forward-thinking of you :)
<@Agg> unless you want to leave your house at any point.

Quote #2540 (+4) [ 2005-01-27, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ vanguard- ] *you must be this tall to ride the netsplit*

Quote #1011 (+12) [ 2003-09-07, 22:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Immo_G: what would male/tentacle sex count as? :P
<Immo_G> i dunno Cav, my collection of it is labelled in Japanese

Quote #4164 (+4) [ 2007-06-14, 18:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote> http://tinyurl.com/25svb5 <= is that a good buy? (carsales link)
<Wayne> ARGH, its goatse
<Remote> lol
<Splosh123> Remote: Your a sicko
<Splosh123> Goatse blow up doll?? no thanks... it's cheap though

Quote #1370 (+3) [ 2003-11-22, 21:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) ive seen computers that never shut down, from p3 to p4, from amd to celeron - no matter how far i overclock, i still love my AMD!
(Snufkafk`) that's the geekiest thing I've seen today

Quote #1377 (+10) [ 2003-11-25, 15:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> defiant_wench: I smoked pot for a month one night

Quote #2170 (+7) [ 2004-07-21, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> thanks for sharing
<FatMan> it makes you randy, agg.
<Agg> no, abusing power makes me randy, so keep on being a smartarse.. :)

Quote #4356 (+4) [ 2008-07-29, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WedgieWork> if need be - im sure one of us can transfer onto a WU or similar card for you, Sciby
<WedgieWork> as i said before - i thought western union was ok, it was just cause theres dodgy niggerians using it
<WedgieWork> well that was an unfortunate typo.

Quote #80 (+9) [ 2002-11-17, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> i tripped on the splinters from the mobo that i threw on the wall and banged my heap on the corner of my crappy case b4 being inpaled on the pins of my duron 1.1
<Anarki> ah
<risesies> then swallowed the acid of the battery ive been looking for for the last 20 mins
<Anarki> well at least you have a keyring right?
<risesies> lol

Quote #1815 (+6) [ 2004-04-09, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> anyone got a link so i can setup apache (version 2) start on boot for linux
<athlonxp> add it to your autoexec.bat

Quote #2114 (+19) [ 2004-07-06, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> God, my sister has her friends over.
<WMinstrel> Jesus, they're so fucking noisy.
<Bundy> gun?
<WMinstrel> Ran outta ammo.
<blur> duct tape.
<WMinstrel> And duct tape.
<predder> condoms..
<WMinstrel> ...
<blur> ..