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Quote #1289 (+26) [ 2003-11-08, 11:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Now talking in #overclockers
<babu> whats overclocking?
<Firemoth> babu, it's when you put your clock forward because of day light savings.
<babu> ok thx firemoth
<Firemoth> You're welcome.

Quote #2775 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Chuggy> You know over in toronto or some place in North America. The coppers there found out that in a case of 100 rapes, 80% of them were done by people who where star trek fans. Or fans of that kind of genra thingo.
<@Sciby> Really?
<@Chuggy> yeah
<@Sciby> I like Star Trek.
* @Dee eyes Sciby
* @Sciby takes off his pants.

Quote #25 (-2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> my ass is on fire with sexiness

Quote #2422 (+8) [ 2004-12-10, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;Crystal&gt; SirPNut: have a mate trying to install RAM in it. Having trouble<br />
&lt;Crystal&gt; he says he got Sodium RAM....

Quote #762 (+6) [ 2003-07-10, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> i am so fucking pissed off now
<Greg> and i cant remember why :(

Quote #1950 (0) [ 2004-05-11, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> milo tastes like ass without sugar
<aftahours> hmm
<aftahours> *arse
<sabretooth> You've tasted ass?
<tensopaway> had your fair share.. damnit beat me to it

Quote #1194 (+1) [ 2003-10-22, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pace[W]> is it 5:30 yet
<Norgs> pace[W]: 4:16
<pace[W]> crap
<Norgs> whats wrong with your PC clock?
<pace[W]> i was hopeing it was wrong
<Norgs> hahaha

Quote #4171 (-1) [ 2007-06-28, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> omg POWER
<One``> omg woo!
<Tensop> phone went flat last night(power was out from 10pm to just now), plug the charger in
<One``> jacinta is on dialup, and uses a laptop. so she never goes missing when the power goes out
<Tensop> SMS from NUNSTH_UPS: Power trigger @ 6:53am +489v 1msec
<Tensop> sms from local technician at one of my schools: "Tree fell on server room, everythings fucked"

Quote #2551 (+3) [ 2005-01-31, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<AMD64> okay........
<AMD64> lets get this show on the road people
<outonanisl> AMD64 you sound like my mother, next are you going to say "shit a brick" and "lets make like a tree and leave" ?
<AMD64> shit a brick
<AMD64> lets make like a tree and leave
<outonanisl> starwars episode 4 - the lameness continues
<AMD64> starring outonanisl
<outonanisl> and his trusty dropkick, AMD64

Quote #2104 (+8) [ 2004-07-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Mothman): Which sex is the geekiest - how many guys are there compared to girls?
(synik): Are you retarded? It'll be 90% blokes, 10% chicks, and some wise ass like Mitch choosing the Miriam option.

Quote #1281 (+15) [ 2003-11-05, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@wild> god, I'm goin crazy.
<@wild> I saw the word 'watercolors', and I thought it said 'watercoolers'.
<Draebor> hahaha
<Draebor> i saw the the word 'overcooked' & thought it was overclocked
<@wild> lmao
<knowsfords> I saw the word Carpet and thought it said Wangdalooginkaulpomkomo.
<knowsfords> I then decided to stop sniffing the carpet samples.

Quote #2651 (+6) [ 2005-03-26, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Junkz changes topic to 'PROCRASTINATE NOW!'
<VooDoo> meh... cbf

Quote #158 (+31) [ 2002-12-12, 08:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Ooh, its the most nerdiest trance song
* Baker is listening to Various Artists - Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire (radio edit)
<Baker> Fire..... wire....
<PooJou> Fire Wire?
<PooJou> wtf?
<dspringau> Wire on Fire?
<PooJou> Fire on Wire?
<Baker> Just download it, you'll see
<Agg> IEEE1394! IEEE1394! IEEE1394! (boop boop beep beep) Fire.. wire.. fire.. wire.. (beep beep boop boop)

Quote #1777 (0) [ 2004-03-26, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> small penis
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<@Agg> big penis
<@Agg> simple

Quote #2681 (+6) [ 2005-04-13, 12:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

[12:15] [ betanumeri]: yes Ultimata
[12:17] [ betanumeri]: how come everyone stops when i talk
[12:17] [ Ultimata]: dunno, maybe its your breath? :P
[12:17] [ betanumeri]: nope aint my breath and i ment on irc
[12:19] [ Hayden]: smelly fingers

Quote #2602 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

Topic for #***** is MIA: Pace. Suspected found a life.

Quote #1376 (+3) [ 2003-11-24, 16:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Syxx`> (14:49:05) <CapnChron> I ain't having more then 0 kids :P --->>> yeah cause u prob have 2 or 3 u dont know about already :P
<@yale_work> or his sperm's too lazy from all the weed
<@yale_work> "hey man, what are we supposed to be doing?"
<@Syxx`> yer either or
<@yale_work> "looking for that egg... thing?"
<@yale_work> "nah, let's go looking for munchies!"
<port80> "wow man look at all the colors"
<CapnChron> lol

Quote #3115 (+8) [ 2005-11-30, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Dear overclockers,
<Jessica> Being capped blows.
<Jessica> Love Jessica.
<Manol> Dear Jessica,
<Manol> Welcome to Australian Broadband
<Manol> Love Manol
<Manol> xxx

Quote #3507 (-7) [ 2006-08-12, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FunkyBob> hmm... $17.50 for a veal parma....
<kosh> another $5 for a hand job!
<kosh> Lunchtime special

Quote #864 (+13) [ 2003-08-09, 17:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Trav_> kfc are good, but they usually have the dumbest people working on the tills :P
<FLoRa> OI TRAV!
<PooJou> Trav_: lol
<FLoRa> I passed the aptitude test with flying colorus!

Quote #2282 (+9) [ 2004-09-09, 05:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(TensopAway): argh
(TensopAway): 120 watt amplifier + 94dB sensitive speakers + accidently leaving your amp on full volume + PC alarm clock = very, very very bad.

Quote #2306 (-3) [ 2004-09-28, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> I love my penis!
<CapnChron> It a powerful tool
<zuus> you love everyones penis
<nic> hahaha
<CapnChron> A tool for the wonderous art!
<Narcolepsy> Mine isn't a powerful tool so much as a fascinating plaything.
<Narcolepsy> :(
<CapnChron> If used really properly, it'll be a great, moving experince.
<CapnChron> IN this case..
<Frag[Gone]> bbl
<zuus> i like to use mine to carry things and open beer bottles
<CapnChron> I'm proud to say this today...
<CapnChron> I love my penis!

Quote #1522 (+4) [ 2004-01-14, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> when searching for hardware, if at first you don't succeed, add a .tw and try again.

Quote #2827 (+4) [ 2005-06-17, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensopaway): i do beleive that... if the company that makes the smiley banners, and jamster combined... they would become an empire so evil, so spamtastic that they could take over the world.

Quote #178 (+17) [ 2002-12-19, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> theres jewls or something under the orphanage or something?
<Rage> iirc
<Falkor> yeah.
<Fragwizard> yer
<Falkor> some weird story line. who thinks up this stuff?
<GoofyDenMk> americans..
<Rage> lol, nice one
<Falkor> lol
<Eses> i read that as
<Eses> there's jews or something under the orphanage
<Eses> and i thought that'd be fucking right

Quote #3357 (+7) [ 2006-05-06, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> I do believe my pizza is on fire.

Quote #1503 (+6) [ 2004-01-11, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i should take a pic of me now
<Rage> none of them are current
<Rage> i'm a lot less boyish :D
<Tommmo> hahahah
<Fod> more girlish now?
<Tommmo> what, you're a bit girly ?
<Tommmo> aha fod beat me to it
<knowsfords> Fod: dammit!
<Tommmo> nothing wrong with that rage
<Tommmo> our society embraces diversity
<knowsfords> and if you want to be a women, we wont stop you.

Quote #143 (+5) [ 2002-12-06, 01:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> :)
<Quadbox> :)
<Cav> :0
<Cav> oops
<Cav> :)

Quote #816 (+3) [ 2003-07-27, 09:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> so hang on... do nerds use IRC?
<Cl0wn_L0ve> no
<Cl0wn_L0ve> they use msn
<Cl0wn_L0ve> they like the more interactive smiley faces
<Carrots> LOL
<Cl0wn_L0ve> :P dont excite them enough

Quote #2768 (0) [ 2005-05-19, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@n00dle> you should be a mac reseller
<@Brains> Ha. I'm too ugly.
<@n00dle> But macs are underground
<@n00dle> you could wear a big cloak so nobody sees you
<@n00dle> just a talking shadow
<@n00dle> Introduce yourself as Malcom OS-X.

Quote #1431 (+3) [ 2003-12-09, 23:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> grandfather's bugle sounds like a euphemism
<element> for penis
<element> you have to blow SO hard
<element> and keep your lips tight
<MonoJoker> that's rank
<element> im being serious thats how you play it
<Hunter> should i be worried that you know all this
<Manaz> About your grandfather's penis, no less...
<element> tighter your lips=higher the sound
<Manaz> When you bite too hard, he screams?
<Hunter> lol
<william> rofl
<element> when i tighten my lips too much :
<Manaz> So you don't use your teeth on him? How considerate of you... :/
<Hunter> haha

Quote #35 (+11) [ 2002-10-27, 11:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizardx8> Damn those transparent eyelids...
<Cav> i should mod my eyes
<Cav> and put a one way valve on my arse
<Wizardx8> Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P
<Cav> god damnit :)

Quote #107 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 08:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg>: I am interested, I looked at it.
<Forraje> Just not for putting in my mouth.
<rainwulf> thats fucked up
<Forraje> i'd be happy if they did that to me.

Quote #1297 (+8) [ 2003-11-10, 18:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?

Quote #10 (+6) [ 2002-10-21, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years
* reverb looks at righ hand
<reverb> sometimes we have threesomes
* reverb looks at left hand

Quote #3125 (0) [ 2005-12-09, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zenx> i've been on the phone since 8pm
<zenx> my goodness..
<zenx> 6hrs and 45min
<Lo_Pan> why
<SirPNut> Lo_Pan: zenx has a LDR with his boyfriend
<Lo_Pan> lel
<zenx> LDR?
<SirPNut> and even though zenx lacks stamina, his boyfriend doesnt
<Cyclops> ew
<zenx> FYI it's a chick
<Lo_Pan> called bruce

Quote #1692 (+8) [ 2004-02-25, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
<Carl> GJ, you get a gold star! :D
<Owen> w00t I win!
<Carl> Nah, it's pretty easy to get one
<Carl> Rachael did for pusing random keys before

Quote #1069 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 16:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> well "your a homo"
<thetron> :D
<sabretooth> "you're" :)
<yale|php> well, "you can't spell"
<yale|php> yup
<thetron> You's go also false teeth
<yale|php> thetron: give up while you're way behind man

Quote #1317 (+8) [ 2003-11-13, 23:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> element: Case modding for better cooling isn't pointless. I like that. Case modding with a few CCFL's, a window, and flashing LED fans is stupid, but it may get you chicks.

Quote #3286 (+10) [ 2006-03-20, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<HarlyQuinn> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/kombatbunni/My%20Photos/nurse1.jpg
<Tzortst> HarlyQuinn is that you?
<Fred_Nurk> you'd hope not
<Fred_Nurk> that'd be a chew your arm off I reckon
<HarlyQuinn> gee thanks
<Hunter> real harsh
<HarlyQuinn> yes that is me..so go fuck yourself
<Sniper4900> <HarlyQuinn> yes that is me..so go fuck yourself<<would be better off
<Sniper4900> :)

Quote #2308 (+7) [ 2004-09-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> only 2 things smell like fish
<Junkz> and one of them is fish

Quote #2739 (+2) [ 2005-05-09, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<angelessme> the volume of asian schoolgirls there between 3-5 makes it look like japan
<tensopaway> yeah but none of them are hot
<psy^> i'm glad you said that tensopaway
<psy^> schoolgirls between 3-5 rarely are

Quote #2075 (+5) [ 2004-06-23, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@sniperA64> DOOM3 coming 03-08-04
<Crudmuffin> sniperA64: You dont' mean coming 03-04-08?
<@Manaz> Nah, that's HL2
<Crudmuffin> you mean they're not the same game?
<Crudmuffin> :)
<@Manaz> Don't even ask about Duke Nukem Forever :P
<enigma> damnit, manaz beat me

Quote #3258 (+5) [ 2006-02-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> damn dude, you gotta ream that shit out on occasion
<Erve> If I was smarter I would have put some coal up that arse, waited a few months, and then she would have had her own diamond for that token ring
<Freaek> so you could say she was under pressure

Quote #963 (0) [ 2003-08-28, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sparks_> i got crabs off a chick once.....I gave em bak to her and asked for crayfish instead

Quote #4257 (+2) [ 2007-12-19, 15:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> I was in that section once
<brodsta> "Are you going to read Pauline Hanson's autobiography?"
<outy> "does it come with free fish and chips?"
<brodsta> lol
<yaleman> lol
<angelessme> i'd read it just to see how batshit crazy she really is
<brodsta> outy: No, but it's laced with Yellow Fever
<Crystal> hi all
<brodsta> She had a conference at the Ipswich Civic Centre once, we showed p with shitloads of other people to protest, people started throwing vegetables at her though :P
<angelessme> were they solid veggies?
<outy> lob a potato at her "fuckin peel this ya mole"

Quote #1602 (+3) [ 2004-02-07, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> shows like the hot house and the block are taking two different "popular" programs on australian tv and combining
<knowsfords> Lifestyle and Reality
<knowsfords> all they need is to throw a pair of cops into the mix and they'll have aussie tv in a single hour long show

Quote #2320 (-2) [ 2004-10-05, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Movis> Aus vs India test cricket starts tomorrow
<@Movis> hooray
* Buggy no care for sports
<Buggy> unless they're horizontal
<Scythe2> so you like bobsledding, then?

Quote #2052 (+3) [ 2004-06-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Erve] ran out of alcohol :/
[Erve] :crisis:
[BenZ|iBook] lol
[BenZ|iBook] Find some potatoes and the nearest russian
[BenZ|iBook] Vodka ensues!

Quote #3176 (-3) [ 2006-01-08, 07:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

iro: I'm not convinced about this whole morning concept.