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Quote #2432 (+3) [ 2004-12-16, 11:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> what were you doing in the us?
<Pengo1> working
<Pengo1> and traveling
<Rainwulf> picking up skans
<Rainwulf> skanks
<Pengo1> i won't lie and say i didn't enjoy myself
<Pengo1> i'm no player but having the aussie accent helped my pathetic chances
<Pengo1> :P
<Hyper[a]la> lol
<Pengo1> "Oh you sound just like Hugh Jackman and that crocodile man!"
<Rainwulf> hahaha
<Rainwulf> american chicks are suckers
<Rainwulf> apparently
<Pengo1> in more ways than one

Quote #124 (+7) [ 2002-11-25, 08:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> Rudeboi: im not complaining my names in the topic :D
<Rudeboi> so if the topic said "<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock" you'ld be happy your name was in the topic?
<risesies> umm ok maybe not :)
<Rudeboi> risesies: too late
*** sniper1400 changed topic to '<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock"'
<Cav> so it was written in oz.org 3:11, and so it was done
<risesies> oh fuck

Quote #1151 (+24) [ 2003-10-17, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): we should get a few bots in here with names like 'fuck' and 'dickhead' so all we have to do is type fu then press tab... the lazy way to insult people

Quote #1807 (+18) [ 2004-04-06, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Quote #1589 (-1) [ 2004-02-03, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hmm i wonder why there is so many skin firming lotions going around
<aftahours> especially ads on tv
<Hunter> because people buy anything?
<aftahours> yeah, but I dont need lotion to get firm
<aftahours> skin
<kitt3n> ..
<aftahours> :
<fen> you might need lotion atfer you get firm tho ;)
<aftahours> haha

Quote #2415 (+3) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #3178 (+8) [ 2006-01-08, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

deepspring: fucking cat... it's sleepin on the bbq again, it's just tempting me..

Quote #1511 (+8) [ 2004-01-12, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> here we are
<Agg> damn, he found us. off to another channel!

Quote #2916 (+9) [ 2005-08-01, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crusher> london was boring
<rerun> but you said it was a blast
<greazy> different type of blast
<rerun> o

Quote #1724 (+2) [ 2004-03-05, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> well, what's more important, your education or your computer?
<Fod> (if you say education, i'll have option but to kick you)
<Fod> *no option
<Fod> jeez my english is shit today, i guess that's what you get for putting your computer ahead of your education :)

Quote #4325 (+4) [ 2008-05-31, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<glasnt> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/image/IMG_0315_dd65a10dad3b79f23b7e038.jpg
<@Agg> ye gods
* @Agg makes involuntary stabbing motions at his monitor

Quote #3259 (+7) [ 2006-02-15, 14:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddybear> <outy> ffs i spend at least 16hours a day on irc, i can comprehend anything <-- You cultivate deep understanding like eskimos cultivate sweet pineapples

Quote #842 (+4) [ 2003-08-02, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Joins: ColdFusion (azza@076.a.003.pth.iprimus.net.au)
* ColdFusion is away: CS
*** ColdFusion is now known as ColdFu[CS]
* ColdFu[CS] is away: CounterStrike @210.50.4.17:27015 (iPGN CS 1.5 Arson)
*** ColdFu[CS] is now known as ColdFu|CS
* ColdFu|CS is away: CounterStrike @203.24.101.84:27015 (EFTel West CS 1.5 #7)
*** ColdFu|CS was kicked by Darkness (Darkness is here: STFU@203.24.101.84:27015 (You)- (Kick : 213)

Quote #102 (+11) [ 2002-11-20, 06:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GooSE> wtf is FC?
<wild> fucking clue?
<GooSE> maybe
<GooSE> I am a bit of a dumbshit

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #1820 (+2) [ 2004-04-11, 07:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> is it egg day today?
<Draffa> ?
<Draffa> ah, yes
<Grosby> aah shit
<Grosby> I thought it was yesterday :/
<Grosby> ask kids at work what the easter bunny bought them
<Grosby> no wonder why I got odd looks

Quote #2392 (+7) [ 2004-11-19, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring falls down into a twitching foaming mess
<ace234> woohoo free bubble bath

Quote #1094 (+7) [ 2003-10-09, 05:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

Quote #2734 (0) [ 2005-05-02, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ David]: it's much much much more nicer
[ David]: i'm running mandriva 2006 cooker
[ David]: which is bleeding edge
[ David]: stable as a rock
[ Ashley]: Kewl.
::: David has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
[ Ashley]: Yup. Stable as it comes.

Quote #1925 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> holy shit the hot water tank just blew up in our house
<Hunter> BANG
<Hunter> fucking water everywhere
<Agg-> maybe you should sit on IRC and tell everyone about it, Hunter
<Agg-> you know, instead of getting it fixed or cleaning it up or something :)

Quote #2587 (+2) [ 2005-02-16, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PoissonBot|akaHardy has joined #valhalla
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> can someone give me an xp VL key...
<TheWedgie> GOTOA-PCSTO-REAND-PAYFO-RIT!!
<TheWedgie> heh, that was much funnier while I was typing it.
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> whats the last two letters?
<TheWedgie> 11
<TheWedgie> my shift key was stuck.
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> doesn't work...
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> is it a VLK?
* The_Wookie slaps TheWedgie around with several types of marine creature
<TheWedgie> hang on PoissonBot|akaHardy
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> thanks
* PoissonBot|akaHardy is now known as Hardy
<TheWedgie> AREY0-USER1-0USLY-THI55-TUP1D
<TheWedgie> *sigh*
<Hardy> haha
<TheWedgie> finally clicked? :P
* Hardy forces a broom up TheWedgie's rectum

Quote #2767 (+1) [ 2005-05-19, 14:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Flooble> i'm actually just bumming around town waiting for the ferry to kao tao?
<@Flooble> to tan?
<@Flooble> ko tan?
<@Scary> no idea
<@Scary> all thai words sound like food to me

Quote #1487 (-1) [ 2004-01-07, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<m> the problem with *nix is...as a newbie, you start with redhat, and debian users act all superior. Then you switch to debian and freebsd users act all superior.
<g> I started with freebsd & switched to slackware because freebsd hardware support was similar to getting sails for noahs ark
<g> & it's still pretty much the same still

Quote #553 (+11) [ 2003-05-15, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Darkness> I'm "fucking" with you.
<Narcolepsy> <Cav> bannanas dont help that :(
* Cav raises an eyebrow
* Darkness quickly hides the box of bananas.
<Darkness> what..?

Quote #188 (+5) [ 2002-12-21, 05:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Yaleman, http://little-bottle-on-my-desk.com
<Yaleman> you're about as useful as a toothbrush made of ants

Quote #2646 (+1) [ 2005-03-25, 13:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bangers> i go after high maintainnce girls so i gotta shop myer etc.
<David> haha Bangers
<David> fuck the high maintenance girls
<David> (forget them)
<cml> sif David
<Bangers> naa, more fun, more drama
<Bangers> my life is a jerry episode

Quote #3211 (+6) [ 2006-01-19, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sid> omg timace
<Sid> long time
<timace> omg Sid, it has been
<timace> I finally have a fully functioning dsl connection and network.
--- Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).

Quote #958 (+1) [ 2003-08-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rei (dohrift@adsl-202-89-169-133.arach.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Rei> wtf
<Agg> it's called IRC.
<Rei> anyone read me
<Rei> ??
<Agg> no
<Rei> ok

Quote #1091 (+1) [ 2003-10-09, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> <rodgrech> lo yalemon <-- you jamacan now rodgrech?

Quote #3401 (-2) [ 2006-06-09, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+beta|ANIME> whats a proxy checker do ?
<@Agg> checks proxies, foo'!

Quote #1423 (+3) [ 2003-12-07, 13:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Junkz0r] why do the call the main control room of a shit the 'bridge' and why is the nav/steering console the 'helm' ??
[Malbert] i call the control room of a shit my asshole

Quote #257 (-1) [ 2003-01-17, 12:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I might scrap the salt shaker idea. I started on one but it looked to much like a funky dildo

Quote #2435 (+14) [ 2004-12-17, 16:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> rumor at work has it that i kissed someone at the christmas party
<Rage> i swear i didn't!
<knowsfords> Rage: so who was the lucky fellar

Quote #1948 (+13) [ 2004-05-10, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Does anyone else get messages on IRC saying "spit or swallow?" ?!
<Mred32> lol. no
<ace234> id hope i dont
<biatch> I get a couple a day.
<Mred32> Whats the answer?

Quote #2180 (+8) [ 2004-07-22, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> I'm a rude fuck :p
<dodgy> i'm sure nobody planned on going that far with you Quadbox

Quote #1537 (0) [ 2004-01-20, 08:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> note to all iineters: big outage for vic users tomorrow from 0:00 to 5:00
<Grog> mazzanet you'll need to que all that gay porn then.

Quote #1581 (+8) [ 2004-02-01, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BoobooKittiFukk> a pom in one of the tour groups we took in paris
<BoobooKittiFukk> asked me if a taz devil really spun around like that

Quote #1034 (+4) [ 2003-09-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> ebay: Your best source for ripping off stupid people. liek omghi2u socheep!

Quote #2543 (+3) [ 2005-01-27, 22:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<marvy\> my gf's friend got knocked up at 13, had the kid at 14, and the father was a 21y/o black guy, and he didnt get in troubloe AT ALL
<BenZ|Lapto> ...
<-- Yomamma has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<BenZ|Lapto> Nigga stole her virginity?
<BenZ|Lapto> *runs*
<fen> and her tv apparently..

Quote #3638 (+11) [ 2006-11-23, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> [link removed to protect the innocent] nsfw plz dont ban me
<Manaz> outy. leave.
* outy has left #overclockers
<iro> hey it worked

Quote #2527 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> Frag|A, sometimes i feel as if im trapped, and i dont know where to walk away to
<eDust> bottle it up
<eDust> let the anger build up over years
<FreeFrag> Then track down edust and kill him.
<eDust> i'm in sydney, just ask for eDust

Quote #1397 (+2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> goddamn... I want different chicks for different reasons
<Rage> i wish i could keep them on a shelf somewhere or something

Quote #1720 (+11) [ 2004-03-04, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<magey> This is never more evident than in wedding pictures. There's always the glimmering, breathtakingly beautiful bride, arms linked to some tuxedoed chimp who looks more like he should be on a corner somewhere banging symbols together for change. This is actually why the wedding veil was first invented. We needed a way to hide how much more attractive the bride was and paper bags were too blatant.
<nwatts> rofl
<nwatts> hahaha
<nwatts> that is fucking gold
<FatMan> ROFL!
<magey> The closest thing guys have to wonderbras are those novelty t-shirts with the muscles drawn on them.

Quote #1817 (+5) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #72 (+10) [ 2002-11-13, 05:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jamesob> http://www.au.store.yahoo.com/davidandkarma/midjetblacca.html <- Anyone got one of them and know if the legs are detatchable?
<PooJou> jamesob: had a girl like taht back where i used to live, its annoying for a while, till she tells you exactly what you want to hear
* PooJou wins
<jamesob> PooJou: what was hat exactley :D
<Rage> poojou, err, her legs were detachable??

Quote #2295 (+14) [ 2004-09-21, 13:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> The other night, I pulled up to a stop sign and waited for it to turn green...sitting there...waiting..waiting, for about a minute before I realised that this stop sign was not going to turn green.
<Mred32> Silly me.

Quote #2947 (+9) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #3508 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #4289 (+2) [ 2008-03-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<falkor> why do you want to go to manilla? :/
<knowsfjord> he wants to visit the factory where they make all the folders

Quote #2647 (+2) [ 2005-03-25, 19:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00dle> that was really wierd
<n00dle> i was having a ciggy in my usual spot
<n00dle> at the top of the street
<n00dle> and got to the house and dad is standing in front of the door
<n00dle> and im like 'oh fuck.'
<n00dle> he walks up to me and im like 'hi..'
<n00dle> and he motions for me to give him my hand
<n00dle> so i do
<n00dle> and he dumps something in my hand
<n00dle> and im like er... and he goes 'pretzels!'
<n00dle> and walks off
<n00dle> ...