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Quote #715 (+6) [ 2003-07-01, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MOH[A]MED sets mode: +o rgasim

Quote #2699 (+8) [ 2005-04-21, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> this channel isnt as entertaining as ugbox makes it out to be

Quote #241 (+1) [ 2003-01-13, 09:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> wheres sciby's webcam?
<ScibyBusy> Sitting in his underwear with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and his dick in the other.

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #10 (+6) [ 2002-10-21, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years
* reverb looks at righ hand
<reverb> sometimes we have threesomes
* reverb looks at left hand

Quote #996 (+12) [ 2003-09-04, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chastity> there was a netsplit once.. and I got ops in #christian! it was the coolest day of my life

Quote #2712 (+3) [ 2005-04-25, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> when I first moved out
<myne> I got about 20 milkcrates
<myne> for furniture
<LemMinG> same
<FreeFrag> How'd you get them?
<myne> desk = crates and plank, bed = crates and mattress
<LemMinG> milkcrate + roarworks sign = a good coffee table
<myne> drove around the back of big shopping centres and ganked em
<myne> how else?
<myne> returned em when I'd finished - a year or so later
<FreeFrag> You realise that milk crates always remain property of the diary that owns them?
<yaleman> I didn't know that diaries could own property
<Narcolepsy> Dairy.
<FreeFrag> Fuck you. Fuck you all.
<myne> it was 5 years ago, I lack care for moral high horse s
<FreeFrag> >:-)
<yaleman> :p
<WedgieAFK> haha ganked. haven't heard that since primary school.
<myne> always thought it was a cool word :P
<FreeFrag> not really "moral high horse" - it's theft. How'd you like someone to break into your house and steal your furniture? Then return it a year later when you've bought replacement items!
Although I dont know how they'd fit double the normal amount of furniture into a normal house....
<yaleman> lol
<myne> tip : dont leave 'valuable' items out side in the open
<myne> if they werent so accessible, they wouldnt have been borrowed
<FreeFrag> Lol, that is the weakest excuse for theft I've ever heard, sorry....
<myne> hey I was 17, I'm 23 now, I dont care.
<FreeFrag> I pity anyone who owns a car yard near myne

Quote #672 (+17) [ 2003-06-15, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FenrisOlf> couple of days at least. how long until rigor mortis sets in?
<FenrisOlf> oh goddamnit.
<FenrisOlf> wrong window.
<Vindictive> lol
<Vindictive> Wondering how long a body will stay fresh FenrisOlf?
<FenrisOlf> more floppy really.

Quote #1058 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> _3pb_: I think you've had enough. Hit the road. ;-)
<_3pb_> had engouh of hwat

Quote #310 (+9) [ 2003-02-11, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzWork> heh theres a chick on icq called 'buffy'
<JunkzWork> and i just asked her if i could slay her with my tube steak
<JunkzWork> lol and she said yes hahaha

Quote #2730 (+8) [ 2005-05-01, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> how about a color laserjet 4000?
<fen> so you can print out your porn in high quality...
<Ashley> I'm not into hard copy porn.
<fen> takes too long to burn hey ash?
<fen> if you print it onto tissue paper you can use it to clean up afterwards.. (and i can't beleive i just said that)..

Quote #1202 (+1) [ 2003-10-23, 16:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(rodgrech): Lurks: im on bigpond, i dont get email

Quote #159 (+3) [ 2002-12-12, 10:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Womb0> o0o0o0o big words
<Womb0> i am illetirate

Quote #2799 (+1) [ 2005-05-30, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> My brother used to give me Dutch ovens
<Strange1> I now hate the Dutch

Quote #2966 (-3) [ 2005-09-03, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

Koontz: wanna laugh?
Koontz: my pc has not been booting into the OS all week
Koontz: since the night of the storms
Koontz: without me interveening and selecting the boot device manually
Koontz: anyways i fixed it
Koontz: started by swapping ram in out
Koontz: FINALLY plugging the dvd drive back in to ide cable
Koontz: still no go
Koontz: so checked all bios settings
Koontz: yep all good
Koontz: few more resets
Koontz: you ready?
Koontz: sitting down?
Goose: nah im actually standing at my computer
Koontz: ........then I..........
Koontz: TOOK THE FLOPPY DISK OUT OF THE FLOPPY DRIVE!

Quote #2555 (+7) [ 2005-02-01, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<llamaboy> msn sux, theres no emoticon for :\

Quote #2839 (+3) [ 2005-06-22, 04:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> so, someone tell me something new.
<predder> ''Something New'' was the Beatles' third Capitol release, but fifth American album following the UA release of ''A Hard Day's Night''. This album includes songs left off that release except "I'll Be Back", as well as the remaining tracks "Slow Down" and "Matchbox" from the ''Long Tall Sally'' EP and the German release of "I Want To Hold Your Hand".

In 2004 this album was released for the first time on CD as part of ''The Capitol Albums, Volume 1'' box set.

Quote #1377 (+10) [ 2003-11-25, 15:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> defiant_wench: I smoked pot for a month one night

Quote #3388 (+9) [ 2006-06-02, 13:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month
<kosh> so once a month we get a bug report
<kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours
<kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to reproduce"

Quote #1929 (+18) [ 2004-05-06, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> i'd like to see a reality show where all the people who made all the other reality shows are placed in a large rocket which is fired into the sun

Quote #1999 (+10) [ 2004-05-25, 23:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> Sticks i'll give you some 1902 numbers dude. Just like before
<FreeFrag> 1902 TRONSEX, hot steamy overclocker, right on your phone!
<Agg> you mean hto stmeay oclovker

Quote #3619 (+10) [ 2006-10-30, 11:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Danspec> so how does the MS recorvery console work?
<benz> badly
<Danspec> an answer from someone that isnt a twat?
<BBQ_69> that actually sums it up pretty well
<Danspec> yes well
<Danspec> thats hardly helpful
<BBQ_69> just like the recovery console

Quote #1508 (+4) [ 2004-01-11, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I wonder how much it'd cost to get a pair of jeans legs shortened
<brembo`> less than it'd cost to get leg extensions

Quote #2598 (0) [ 2005-02-20, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> oh my... is Agg- the normal 'Agg' evil clone?
<Tankii[din> "come and have dinner with your family!"
<Tankii[din> rofl
<Agg-> no, I'm Agg with a boner.

Quote #3424 (-1) [ 2006-07-01, 02:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzap> i find it kinda ironic when downloading porn in firefox, when you use the download manager thing, that it gets you to "Clean Up" after the file is finished

Quote #2366 (-3) [ 2004-10-28, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> fuck i forgot to get beer on the way home
<Iroquois> panic!
<Agg> you fool, you'll kill us all!

Quote #994 (+7) [ 2003-09-03, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> FUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNTS!!!
<D_Web> hahahah
<Crudmuffin> I didn't mean to paste that :)
<Crudmuffin> Anyway, I'm going to bed.

Quote #1524 (+6) [ 2004-01-15, 16:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Azazel3000 has joined #overclockers
<Azazel3000> HEllo, I need help, please send private
<Agg> my privates are private, Private.
<Vassili> lol
<enigma> ... i'm not sending my privates to anyone

Quote #111 (+4) [ 2002-11-21, 05:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i could be gay, ive just never found the right guy

Quote #3207 (-2) [ 2006-01-18, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> oh man i could go for a kebab right now, wheres my gf's mother when i want food

Quote #2058 (+3) [ 2004-06-14, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> but your just a script kiddie
<SoulReap> scripts my ass
*** SoulReap Quit (Exit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.73 :: www.XLhost.de ))

Quote #1061 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 12:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Thor > !kb kal
- - - - - - - mode +b *!*a_kal_a@*.EC677355.1DE52FAA.IP ( mesaana )
<<----------- Kal was kicked: ( Requested) ( mesaana )
< Thor > :)
- - - - - - - mode -b *!*a_kal_a@*.EC677355.1DE52FAA.IP ( Thor )
*** Kal has joined #disease
<Gadfly> Lol
<Kal> :P
* Kal shouldn't be kicked
<Gadfly> Hurts the rump!

Quote #191 (-3) [ 2002-12-22, 01:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> i love goatses cock
<Madhatter> mmmm
<K|dDP> yeah

Quote #92 (+2) [ 2002-11-19, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc wonders why some are repeated
<SHizz> there repeated bcoz u cut and paste them into #overclockers too much :P
<z3[n]> SHizz: dont try to b smart! :p
<SHizz> ok ill stop trying...

Quote #1998 (+6) [ 2004-05-25, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> Tasmanians are great dancers, they might have two left feet but they have two right arms to balance it out

Quote #2226 (+4) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #1605 (+9) [ 2004-02-08, 15:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> Roses are #FF0000
<j> Violets are #0000FF
<j> chown -R you ~/base

Quote #1503 (+5) [ 2004-01-11, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i should take a pic of me now
<Rage> none of them are current
<Rage> i'm a lot less boyish :D
<Tommmo> hahahah
<Fod> more girlish now?
<Tommmo> what, you're a bit girly ?
<Tommmo> aha fod beat me to it
<knowsfords> Fod: dammit!
<Tommmo> nothing wrong with that rage
<Tommmo> our society embraces diversity
<knowsfords> and if you want to be a women, we wont stop you.

Quote #1539 (+3) [ 2004-01-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<camjoo> ok iv'e had more than enough fun for one afternoon
<camjoo> time to play with my clutch
<camjoo> bbl
<Foole> perhaps you mean: crotch

Quote #4293 (-4) [ 2008-04-03, 08:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> aah yes
<enigma> that's the guy i thought fuzz was
<BFM> Who's the babe on the left?
<glasnt> BFM: ... there are 3 men in that picture
<BFM> WHAT

Quote #4223 (+6) [ 2007-10-09, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> what is the proper term used to describe people who live in Brisbane?
<@Wayne> Brisbanites?
<knowsfords> brisbanites
<outy> brisvegans ?
<glasnt> Bris-vagians :P
<predder> "people who hail from brisbane"
<glasnt> Brisbanites
<predder> what about sydney then?
<knowsfords> "wankers"

Quote #1403 (+5) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #1835 (-1) [ 2004-04-14, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> Zoiks - a database write every time somebody views a thread? i'd think so!
<Zoiks> pfft
<LethalCorp> w00t@servers
<Zoiks> sifnt hire some poor collage student to do it manually
<LethalCorp> rofl
<Rage> college students don't fit in a 4ru chassis, Zoiks :(

Quote #252 (+27) [ 2003-01-15, 11:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
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<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina

Quote #2826 (-3) [ 2005-06-17, 12:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Douglas Wood sounds like an alco
<DJ-Studd> "Mr Wood left Baghdad late yesterday on a military flight to Dubai where he will enjoy the cold beers he has craved for seven weeks. "
<Fragwizard> LOL
<Agg> This photo shows Mr Wood diving headfirst into a specially-prepared swimmingpool full of Tooheys New, part of the extensive rehabilitation he will undergo for the next few weeks.

Quote #1370 (+3) [ 2003-11-22, 21:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) ive seen computers that never shut down, from p3 to p4, from amd to celeron - no matter how far i overclock, i still love my AMD!
(Snufkafk`) that's the geekiest thing I've seen today

Quote #1973 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder|A> mmm segmented downloading @ 50kb/s
<predder|A> ahh god fucking dammit Banzai... all that effort and i've already seen it
<Banzai> AHAHAHAHAH
<ethanol> AHAHAHAHAH
<Hunter> caps is not for general purpose use
<Hunter> its like writing in red pen
<Z> OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN TO HUNTER. THANKYOU.
<Hunter> >:
<predder|A> heh what a champion
<ethanol> hi Z
<Crystal> OMG
<d00dz> Z u wh0re
<Crystal> Z SPOKE!!! I'M AMAZED

Quote #723 (+1) [ 2003-07-04, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i did gender studies this semester because it was full of girls.. then i realised they were all feminists

Quote #299 (+1) [ 2003-02-03, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Firemoth: You just assume i'm a chick
<Firemoth> biatch, should I assume otherwise? You certainly look like a chick in the photos on the forums.
<sabz> biatch: well if you show up at the BBQ with facial hair, I'll get worried.
<biatch> Just for you i'll make sure i shave it, sab ;)
<sabz> "Sorry... I can't go to the BBQ. Unforeseen circumstances."
<biatch> I'm sorry i couldn't come sab... i got the most severe shaving rash on my face that i've ever seen
<Firemoth> biatch, might want to use a more sensitive shaving cream next time.
<Firemoth> Just a thought.
<sabz> Firemoth knows - he had the same problem doing his bikini line.
<Firemoth> sabz, Wasn't my fault you didn't use the sensitive shaving cream on me like I asked you to.

Quote #1174 (+24) [ 2003-10-20, 00:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BOB_LOE): hahaha, my mate from the uk sent me an e-mail y'day saying "is this your e-mail addy still?" i sent one back saying "no" and just got one back saying "shit, whats your new e-mail addy?" then 5 mins later another one comes "hahahaha very funny"