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Quote #523 (+3) [ 2003-05-04, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> boobies on CH9
<sabretooth> thanks voods :P
<Daemon> hrm, that reminds me... I should change the oil in my g/box
<VooDoo> boobies reminds you of gearbox oil? you must take ages to "clean up" afterwards

Quote #544 (+3) [ 2003-05-13, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO`F00D> bbs, dinner is server
* K|dDO`F00D is now known as K|dDO
<LrdShaper> dinner is server??? I think you spend too much time on the computer
<deepspring> common...
<deepspring> he's just having a byte to eat
<K|dDO> oh shit

Quote #623 (+3) [ 2003-06-04, 19:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NertMonkey> * NertMonkey jumps up and down *
<kiddo> maenz
<NertMonkey> SOMEBODY ENTERTAIN NERTMONKEY!!!!!
* kiddo gets on his knees
<kiddo> oops
<kiddo> "wrong chan"

Quote #633 (+3) [ 2003-06-07, 13:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> everyone is grumpy when they are tiered
<Firemoth> z3[n], depends which tier you are. :p
<z3[n]> *tired!* happy?
<Firemoth> No, please leave. We can no longer put up with your mistakes.
* z3[n] slowly walks away from the channel in tears
* Firemoth husg
<Firemoth> hugs too
<Firemoth> Don't say a word, z3[n] :P

Quote #666 (+3) [ 2003-06-13, 03:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RedOctober> brb
<RedOctober> Gota scare the shit outa my sister :P
<RedOctober> Muwhahah
<RedOctober> I got my sister, and her friend
<RedOctober> Damn I'm good :P
<RoSWeLL> how ?
<RedOctober> They were @ Newgrounds on my dad's PC
<RedOctober> I came from behind and waited ;P
<RoSWeLL> just use remote control panel ..
<RoSWeLL> pop up goatse on their screen
<RedOctober> Hahah
<RoSWeLL> thatd scare the shit out of em
<RoSWeLL> probally be scarred for life or left blind one of the two

Quote #716 (+3) [ 2003-07-01, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> janelle: mayb he cums to early
<z3[n]> didnt even get the chance to undress u
<janelle> yeah i take my top off and he cums
<janelle> im like hello ive still got underlayers on..
<Bam> i dont blame him
<z3[n]> lol

Quote #739 (+3) [ 2003-07-07, 02:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> I feel sorry for Cav
<Decker> that guy gets a mouthful on irc
<Fodder> Decker: he seems to manage, spends more time beating off neolithic than getting harrassed
<Fodder> as in .. beating neolithic with a large trout
<Fodder> damn double meanings

Quote #754 (+3) [ 2003-07-09, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark_Razer> being a conjoined twin would suck pritty hard.
<Fodder> never get lonely.
<Fodder> and if you lose your carkeys, at least someone saw where you had them last

Quote #816 (+3) [ 2003-07-27, 09:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> so hang on... do nerds use IRC?
<Cl0wn_L0ve> no
<Cl0wn_L0ve> they use msn
<Cl0wn_L0ve> they like the more interactive smiley faces
<Carrots> LOL
<Cl0wn_L0ve> :P dont excite them enough

Quote #831 (+3) [ 2003-07-31, 15:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> K1 wants his next GF to be dumb as a post
<Bleeter> ek, i'd be going other direction then. at least two brain cells please
<Carrots> yeah.. me too.. I want a gf who is atleast a bit of a challenge at 2 player games
<INerTIal> lol
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Bleeter> i'd like a GF who'd actually not run away @ the thought of playing a comp game
* INerTIal nods
<INerTIal> that would be nice i must admit
<Bleeter> i mean, just ONCE
<RoSWeLL> if u find one Bleeter let me know
<head_rush> lol, no way I want a gf that has NFI about computers
<head_rush> So like after a hard day at work
<head_rush> We can just have mad sex0r
<wry> my ex gf played comp games
<wry> we even played rpg games (book based + card based)
<head_rush> Like if they are better at a computer game than me
<head_rush> Thats just fucked
<head_rush> OMFG
<head_rush> YOUR GF WAS A FUCKING NERD

Quote #876 (+3) [ 2003-08-10, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<head_rush> Like this one dude at work
<head_rush> Went upto this chick, and like drinks her coke
<head_rush> And she goes, you can have some if you like, its left over fromt his morning, could be abit flat
<head_rush> And then the dude goes
<head_rush> Cant be as flat as your chest
<RoSWeLL> lol she was owned
<head_rush> YEr

Quote #878 (+3) [ 2003-08-11, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> So er, do you massage bums, bumassager?
<biatch> would you massage my bum?
<sabretooth> I will!
<bumassager> no
<bumassager> and
<bumassager> no
<bumassager> its a nick
<Erve> with my leg :wiggle eyebrows:
<bumassager> dou actually have a sabre tooth??
<bumassager> and are u a female dog?
<bumassager> i think not
<sabretooth> Well, yes.

Quote #887 (+3) [ 2003-08-12, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif[W]> no patching RMIT production servers against Win32.Blaster.Worm
<XiTatiON> hehe stupid worm
<XiTatiON> i bet all our fucking clients get it :(
<XiTatiON> i bet i cant get it due to my firewall arangments
<Agg> you have fucking clients? wow, i just have advertising clients.

Quote #937 (+3) [ 2003-08-20, 17:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SHIT FIRECALL BRB
<Zoidburg> firecall?
<Nza> voluntary fire service?
<Erve> either that or too much chilli
<Draemad> lol
<nEoLIthIc> lol

Quote #946 (+3) [ 2003-08-23, 08:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

(mazzanet): mornin
(Darkness): gah, fuck.
(Darkness): Why did i drink so much and stay out so late..
(Darkness): urrggg
(INerTIal): lol
(INerTIal): always the problem
(INerTIal): the answer is always cause i drunk too much
(Darkness): Yes, but in 30 mins i have to be at the fire station being all co-ordinated and stuff... I feel like there was a party in my mouth, and everyone was projectile vomitting!
(INerTIal): lmao

Quote #950 (+3) [ 2003-08-25, 10:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> I got my hands on a bass, we should have a jam
<echelon> (Bass as in the guitar, not the fish. That would make gross jam)

Quote #987 (+3) [ 2003-09-02, 01:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> left hand is easier

Quote #1020 (+3) [ 2003-09-09, 22:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Na_Hortz is currently playing: (Orgy - Where's Gerrold) Length: (4:11) BitRate: (160Kbps) Sample Rate: (48Khz)
<Na_Hortz> I just looked for orgy vid clips on kazaa...bad idea :/

Quote #1051 (+3) [ 2003-10-02, 09:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Daemon nudges yaleSleep from under the blanket
<Lurks|awy> Daemon waits for a little something to pop up
<Daemon> Lurks|awy: VERY little :P

Quote #1083 (+3) [ 2003-10-06, 09:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Fod
* Fod is now known as nopants
<wild> nopants eh?
<nopants> when you wear pants, you're wearing communism
<wild> lol

Quote #1088 (+3) [ 2003-10-08, 02:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> you about Lombers
<Simboo> he is busy atm norgs
<Simboo> cancelling tonights plans I think
<Simboo> so he can come to my house
<Simboo> for hot man sex
<Norgs> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
<Simboo> hey.. I can only assume

Quote #1098 (+3) [ 2003-10-09, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tastic> hi-5 was my second favourite show when i was single
<Tastic> my girlfriend wont let me watch it anymore
<Tastic> "but baby, I only watch it to learn new things that humprey could never have tought me"
<biatch> that's a little disturbing, Tastic
<yale_work> lol Tastic
<Chamelion> lmao @ tastic

Quote #1105 (+3) [ 2003-10-11, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> but the naked girl in my bed will still be there tomorrow, so I'll keep you posted.
<sabretooth> Agg: when does she regain consciousness?
<MonoFOLD> as soon as the rohypnol wears off
<Rage> <Lurks> Agg has a naked girl in bed and he is on IRC <-- Addict...
<Lurks> AGG IS A REALL GEEK

Quote #1122 (+3) [ 2003-10-13, 09:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Wiz> Something like all bran .. <=- What's wrong with bran???
<Wiz> Nuffin if you are a horse
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> or as old as wiz
<Narcolepsy> Or if you need to be more 'regular'...
<Narcolepsy> Sif regular, I prefer to be all over the place ;)
<Narcolepsy> Wait, that didn't sound so good...

Quote #1161 (+3) [ 2003-10-18, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) one of these guys at my school who always studies everybody thinks all he does is study
(Largo) he looks real innocent
(Largo) till one of my mates went over and found porn on his hdd
(Largo) and he said he doesnt know how it got there, all he does is download 'service packs' for windows
(yaleman) lol
(biatch) ahh rubbish.
(AznRetroGa) Largo - it's always those kinda guys that have heaps of pr0n
(yaleman) fap packs
(Chemix) i think those packs are to service himself

Quote #1162 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|A> neolithic, CANCEL IT QUICK
<Frag|A> IT'S INSTALLING MAC OS 10.2.7
<neolithic> nooooooooooooooooooo
* neolithic explodes
<Frag|A> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'LL BE REDUCED TO BEING A N00B WITH A SINGLE MOUSE BUTTON
<neolithic> the fucker wont quit!

Quote #1165 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> sabretooth: im not that stupid....
<sabretooth> Oh?

Quote #1168 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> you wouldnt stop pissing me off till i exploded onto you and that fag hemerage
<yale_code> lol FreeFrag, he exploded onto you - want a tissue?

Quote #1204 (+3) [ 2003-10-23, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) Quit (Quit: on fire, bbs)
*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers

Quote #1239 (+3) [ 2003-10-29, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): MadHatter - i'll refer you to gibbon for that answer :) So, Gibbon... was it hard? :)
(@Gibbon): at times

Quote #1214 (+3) [ 2003-10-24, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[aftahours] hmm is it bad when you reach down and pick up a pair of cocks to clean your monitor

Quote #1223 (+3) [ 2003-10-26, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<luciphur> sif not fuck me in the ass
<luciphur> i love it

Quote #1234 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 02:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i'm so leet
<predder> i'm querying a dns
<DrMike> You're a queery
<bundy> argh, i read that so wrong predder
<bundy> i thought u were queering an anus
<predder> rofl
<predder> that's pretty darned close
<predder> (not)
<predder> looks like you have anus on the brain again
<bundy> ya
<bundy> :(

Quote #1235 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 11:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> sure no-one wants to do my exam this arvo
<SUPAMODEL> yer more than welcome to :)
<echelon> ummmm....... nup.
<Saga> yeah, look, not to be rude, but i'll pass on that kind offer too...
<SUPAMODEL> bastards.
<echelon> anytime mate.
<SUPAMODEL> I could pay you in pr0n
<echelon> pr0n is no fun anymore. I'm over it
<echelon> but I'll take cash
<Saga> and bank cheques...
<SUPAMODEL> nah, I only have pr0n
<SUPAMODEL> sorry
<SUPAMODEL> highest quality pr0n tho
<echelon> Fair enough, we can get cash for it down at the local high school

Quote #1236 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Legendre> I got two spams today - one for weight loss, and one for penile enlargement. I relplied to both, with cc: and asked if they could work something out to transfer my extra weight to my johnson.

Quote #1250 (+3) [ 2003-10-30, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> Has anyone had any problems with *Store name omitted to protect the innocent* before?
* VooDoo REFUSES TO COMMENT
<Dopefish> lol
<Quadbox> lol VooDoo
<Flecktone> ...
<Flecktone> :P
<echelon> Dopefish: Take that as a resounding yes

Quote #1282 (+3) [ 2003-11-06, 03:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bounce`> what is the actuall cd command for , cause I am thinking that would be just for a cd or does that cover even the HD's?

Quote #1320 (+3) [ 2003-11-13, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mpot> hmm.... ":q" doesn't work when trying to exit an ssh prompt ;-)
<Radix> funny that.. neither does ZZ :)

Quote #1376 (+3) [ 2003-11-24, 16:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Syxx`> (14:49:05) <CapnChron> I ain't having more then 0 kids :P --->>> yeah cause u prob have 2 or 3 u dont know about already :P
<@yale_work> or his sperm's too lazy from all the weed
<@yale_work> "hey man, what are we supposed to be doing?"
<@Syxx`> yer either or
<@yale_work> "looking for that egg... thing?"
<@yale_work> "nah, let's go looking for munchies!"
<port80> "wow man look at all the colors"
<CapnChron> lol

Quote #1342 (+3) [ 2003-11-16, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Dear God, in the next version of mIRC could you please make it so I can tab complete long and complicated words like "vanilla" and "everyone"?

Quote #1349 (+3) [ 2003-11-17, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jake> wtf i opened up my bottle of coke and there was a fucken mobile phone in it
<tensop> lol, what did you do with the phone(you can give it to me if you want)
<jake> Nah i chucked it out
<tensop> you sir, are undoubtedly the most fucking retarded person on the planet.. do you even read the labels on the coke bottles?
<jake> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Quote #1361 (+3) [ 2003-11-19, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> ffs
<Matthew> dads looking at porn again
<Trav> like father like son

Quote #1373 (+3) [ 2003-11-23, 22:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Iroquois] You realise this is the pinnacle of geekdom. Debating Star Trek.
[@Agg] Iroquois - no, writing pornographic star trek fanfiction on a computer you created by yourself is the pinnacle of geekdom.

Quote #1378 (+3) [ 2003-11-25, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

([UN]JeTBoY) i remember hearing a story about someone installing off 5.25" floppies and during the process was asked to insert the next disk etc, and finally rang help desk cause they couldn't fit nemore floppies in the drive

Quote #1381 (+3) [ 2003-11-27, 01:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> damnit. just realised mum's gonna wake me up at 8am again
<Rage> :(
<MadHatter> ohh, poor you
<Eazy> wake her first.
<MadHatter> 8am... wow!
<Rage> lol
<Rage> the thing is: i'm on holidays
<MadHatter> what ever will you do :/
<Rage> damnit
<Agg> keep a mouthful of pea soup ready, and spit it at her, screaming profanities while your head spins completely around.
<Eazy> lol
<Rage> heh
<Agg> she'll never wake you up again.
<MadHatter> lol
<biatch> haha

Quote #1413 (+3) [ 2003-12-04, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CoRDS> we saw a tgv in france
<CoRDS> it was like, "fwooosh" "what the fuck was that" "that was a tgv" "oh"

Quote #1423 (+3) [ 2003-12-07, 13:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Junkz0r] why do the call the main control room of a shit the 'bridge' and why is the nav/steering console the 'helm' ??
[Malbert] i call the control room of a shit my asshole

Quote #1431 (+3) [ 2003-12-09, 23:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> grandfather's bugle sounds like a euphemism
<element> for penis
<element> you have to blow SO hard
<element> and keep your lips tight
<MonoJoker> that's rank
<element> im being serious thats how you play it
<Hunter> should i be worried that you know all this
<Manaz> About your grandfather's penis, no less...
<element> tighter your lips=higher the sound
<Manaz> When you bite too hard, he screams?
<Hunter> lol
<william> rofl
<element> when i tighten my lips too much :
<Manaz> So you don't use your teeth on him? How considerate of you... :/
<Hunter> haha

Quote #1432 (+3) [ 2003-12-10, 21:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my laptop's wired network card died
<Rage> mine is 50% dead
<Rage> it recieves, but can't send packets
<FreeFrag> Quite the opposite of a woman...talks, never listens.

Quote #1475 (+3) [ 2004-01-05, 17:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonkeyINAbaG> CapnChron, has your sister read that quote?
<CapnChron> No
<CapnChron> NO.. She will NEVER know!
<CapnChron> Hopefully
* CapnChron runs off to do a complete format of the internet
<darktranq> rofl