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Quote #2388 (+6) [ 2004-11-14, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Not much quizzing in #quiz
<Quadbox> not much murder in #death, either
<FreeFrag> lol
<Krypt0n> not much to download in #juarez,mexico
<Krypt0n> heh

Quote #2416 (+6) [ 2004-12-08, 02:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> I just went to the loo.
<Mred32> ...and discovered that I bought a pack of paper towel rolls instead of toilet rolls. bummer :(
<Mred32> Rather scratchy.

Quote #2429 (+6) [ 2004-12-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fragwizard> I dig HL2:DM
<Fragwizard> i just played a bit
<Fragwizard> 10 seconds into me joining
<Fragwizard> i got hit square in the head
<Fragwizard> with a toilet
<Fragwizard> LOL

Quote #2448 (+6) [ 2004-12-24, 13:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> i was just owned by bleach
<zuus> fucking bleach.
<yaleman> lol
<Narcolepsy> How'd you do that?
<yaleman> bleaching your pubes again zuus?
<Syxx`> lol pics :P

Quote #2465 (+6) [ 2005-01-04, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc-> who the noob ?
<Lurks|awy> you
<Mystikos> me!
<TheWedgie> mazzanet!
<Lombers> you are too Mystikos
<Sancho> Kim-
<Lombers> your name sounds like a gay greek island :P

Quote #2466 (+6) [ 2005-01-04, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <acebed> have a gf but she is the no sex before marriage type <-- they still make those?
<Alyra> so they rock even better!
<biatch> They're $999 without mounts here!

Quote #2522 (+6) [ 2005-01-21, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, wtf .. eating rice crackers.. the green ones are "surprise, wasabi grenade" flavour.. bleh

Quote #2593 (+6) [ 2005-02-17, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> just wait for adsl to be activated Agg :D
<Agg> aftahours - I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 15 MONTHS!!!
<Agg> aherrrm.
<Agg> calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.. with lag.. graarrghh
<aftahours> ahahaha

Quote #2601 (+6) [ 2005-02-22, 04:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter_> A master corporal from Ontario, the lead sniper of his three-man team, said when they first landed in the combat zone "our spider senses were tingling.... It was night and we didn't know what to expect."
<MadHatter_> ahahahahaha
<MadHatter_> sniperman... sniperman... does what ever a sniper can
<Aedan_18br> haha
<Draffa> lol
<MadHatter_> shoots a terrorist, any size, kills alqaeda, just like flies... lookout!
<MadHatter_> here comes the sniperman?

Quote #2626 (+6) [ 2005-03-15, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`a> goin to get my usb memory
<sickfordsy> I have some usb memory
<sickfordsy> the doctors said it was necissary or my brain will die.
<WhiteyFord> I cant wait until I have the option to plug a usb cord into my arm.. well.. firewire would be better.. but you cant win em all
<sickfordsy> isn't usb 2 faster?
<sickfordsy> and isn't gigabit ethernet faster than that?
<sickfordsy> I'd rather gbe.
<Falk|Work> Lets all just get fibre to our brains aye?
<sickfordsy> I wonder if I am tcp/ip compliant?
<sickfordsy> I was born before it was implemented I'm sure.
<TheWedgie> lol
<Crudmuffin> heh

Quote #2660 (+6) [ 2005-04-01, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Topic is 'www.overclockers.com.au - It's April Fools day - kinda like the channel having it's own day....'
*** Set by Sticks on Fri Apr 01 07:27:29

Quote #2702 (+6) [ 2005-04-22, 05:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I'm going to go have a shower.
<Skitzo> k
<Skitzo> pics?
<Jessica> k but 4 ur i's onli. ^_^ no money down!
<Jessica> www.sifnt.org/~jess/showercam.php
<Jessica> OOPS
<Carl> LOL
<Skitzo> 404'D!
<Carl> Why did I click that? :/

Quote #2788 (+6) [ 2005-05-26, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> how come the fat guy on lost isn't losing any weight
<Freaek> he's eating the dead bodies
<@Falkor> lol
<Rage> haha
<TheWedgie> haha

Quote #2837 (+6) [ 2005-06-22, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[@Ashley]: Oh, and I've got a three-tier sequential data recovery system.
[@Ashley]: Meaning I've got two computers and and a removable backup disk. I love the technoloyg names.
[@Warhamster]: or, a fish on a wire
[@Ashley]: Really?
* Warhamster uses his fish backup
[@Ashley]: How does that work?
[@Warhamster]: when the fish starts to smell, new backup

Quote #2868 (+6) [ 2005-07-10, 17:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@inferno) FUCK
(@inferno) i just watched a porno
(@inferno) and i realised it showed on my MSN
[@tom] haha

Quote #3020 (+6) [ 2005-10-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> nothing wrong with lesos
<Crudmuffin> as long as they're both hot
<dec_> yup
<dec_> but i've only seen one case of that
<dec_> and boy was i excited that night
<dec_> :D
<Lurks> and still lucked out
<dec_> of course i lucked out
<dec_> they were lesos

Quote #3056 (+6) [ 2005-10-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Agg: i had a race with a guy on a bike the other day
<VooDoo> Aprilla 2 stroke thing. I destroyed him :D
<Agg> you destroyed his mighty 125 or 250cc engine.. go you :)

Quote #3065 (+6) [ 2005-11-03, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(SgtMjrTank) my god it drives me insane
(SgtMjrTank) "i can't do anything for myself. i ahve to ask the ocau community on how to do this."
(SgtMjrTank) next it will be "how do i put pants on? plz help asap."
(@Manaz) "OK, I've got a woman home, in bed. Where does my penis go? Normally its in my hand, but the last girl was disappointed when all I did was tug off to free internet pr0n"

Quote #3114 (+6) [ 2005-11-28, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Stage 1 Gentoo...
<Turophile> P133
<Turophile> 2 weeks
<Turophile> I can now run bash without lag
* gr3m laughs
<gr3m> 2 weeks for that
<Turophile> It wasn't my electricity.
<Turophile> I took it to school...
<Turophile> plugged it into a UPS
* gr3m makes fapping noises

Quote #3150 (+6) [ 2005-12-20, 16:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<red_one> i've overridden the AC settings
<red_one> to match my old laptop
<red_one> which is almost identical
* red_one has quit (Quit: Leaving)
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<pizzathief> red_one has quit (Read error: connection melted from overheating)

Quote #3244 (+6) [ 2006-02-05, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> *removed by request of csimpson because his girlfriend browses this site*

Quote #3254 (+6) [ 2006-02-13, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00d-out> shit.
<n00d-out> fuck i hate my brain sometimes.
<n00d-out> i went out there HOURS ago to get that stupid form from the printer.
<n00d-out> i walked right out there
<n00d-out> then everything is a blur
<n00d-out> and suddenly i have crumpets.

Quote #3258 (+6) [ 2006-02-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> damn dude, you gotta ream that shit out on occasion
<Erve> If I was smarter I would have put some coal up that arse, waited a few months, and then she would have had her own diamond for that token ring
<Freaek> so you could say she was under pressure

Quote #3310 (+6) [ 2006-04-01, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I accidently left a tube of heatshrink out in the sun today, and it shrunk :(

Quote #3325 (+6) [ 2006-04-14, 22:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> mum was just standing behind me, I could here her heart valves clearly
<D_Web> click click click click
<brembo`> 6 million dollar mum

Quote #3333 (+6) [ 2006-04-24, 09:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddybear> Practical biology's the best
<outy|sick> yeah but jerkin off in class gets you arressted

Quote #3391 (+6) [ 2006-06-03, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> my bear keeps getting caught in my harmonica

Quote #3420 (+6) [ 2006-06-28, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<apollo``_> what is a good cloning application?
<Agg> creating an army to take over the world.
<Agg> that's how I'd apply cloning.

Quote #3541 (+6) [ 2006-09-07, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> nick
<Redback> give me 100 z access k
<Nick> 17:12 -Z(zed@dead.oz.org)- Added user redback to #wow with access level 400
<falkor_> nick
<falkor_> gimme o line k
<Nick> falkor_: no
<falkor_> lol
<falkor_> k
<Redback> falkor: the key to not being dissapointed is to ask for things your likely to get
<falkor_> Nick, gimme sex k

Quote #3566 (+6) [ 2006-09-26, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* V8R[hm] ircs from telstra hotspot
* V8R[hm] has quit (Ping timeout)

Quote #3592 (+6) [ 2006-10-12, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> 2nd in pub triv.. boo
<@Firemoth> You've gotten too used to coming first. :P

Quote #4183 (+6) [ 2007-07-13, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> OooOOOooOOOOoooOOoo
* knowsfords haunts #overclockers
* Wayne_ performs an exorcism
* knowsfords has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Wayne_> ha
<Wayne_> it worked

Quote #4046 (+6) [ 2007-03-01, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frosty> I work in tech support, my IQ is directly proportionate to my apathy
<Frosty> the less I care, the smarter I get

Quote #4006 (+6) [ 2007-01-10, 13:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> All OCAU girls are from QLD or VIC.
<Talleh> You mean all the sluts?
<predder> where's Jessleep
<predder> WAKE UP!
<Jessleep> Here
<Stygian> lol
<Jessleep> what
<Turophile> LOL
<Jessleep> Oh.
<SgtMjrTank> lol
<predder> she called you a slut dammit fight or something
<Jessleep> All the sluts, right.
<Jessleep> predder: cant fight the truth, baby.
<predder> damn, I was hoping for more zing.

Quote #4007 (+6) [ 2007-01-12, 15:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> so does anyone know how to open a .bun file?
<gords> with a knife utility?
<Strange1> ...
<gords> :P

Quote #4022 (+6) [ 2007-01-30, 15:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> Teddybear i saw a festiva hit a skyline going like 20km/h and it was written off, the skyline had a little dent
<Teddybear> Yeah, but the skyline driver was still a tosser

Quote #4025 (+6) [ 2007-01-31, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<IKT> what's a hoegarden?
<outy|outy> a beer iirc
<biatch> A garden full of promiscuous women.
<Lits> a garden for prostitutes
<ScibyBusy> What? Where?
<biatch> Pfft I so beat you, Lits.
* Lits crash tackles biatch
<ScibyBusy> Oh, it doesn't really exist.
<ScibyBusy> You bastards.
<Bern> somebodys highlight just went off
<TheWedgie> hahaha
<Cav> ScibyBusy: and yet the dream still lives, you have something to look forward to

Quote #4237 (+6) [ 2007-10-29, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> fucking hell, one of my friends has MSN and has a virus that keeps trying to send out infected marriages
<csimpson> an infected marriage would suck
<csimpson> even more than a regular marriage

Quote #4222 (+6) [ 2007-10-09, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Radar, I blended for breakfast. Water melon, Rock melon, kiwifruit, banana, mandarin and strawberry yohgurt.
<irvo44> sounds good
<Radar> That sounds like liquid gay

Quote #4223 (+6) [ 2007-10-09, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> what is the proper term used to describe people who live in Brisbane?
<@Wayne> Brisbanites?
<knowsfords> brisbanites
<outy> brisvegans ?
<glasnt> Bris-vagians :P
<predder> "people who hail from brisbane"
<glasnt> Brisbanites
<predder> what about sydney then?
<knowsfords> "wankers"

Quote #4284 (+6) [ 2008-03-17, 17:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop-z> http://www.nissan-global.com/EN/NEWS/2008/_STORY/080314-02-01.jpg
<Tensop-z> anyone else notice the font and bold thing is identical to old ms software
<Tensop-z> Microsoft safety car :)
<+Nick> probably crash before the cars do

Quote #4318 (+6) [ 2008-05-13, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> uk.news.yahoo.com Bournemouth has become the first town in the UK to get super-fast internet connections - via the sewerage system. More than 88,000 homes and businesses in the Dorset town will benefit from internet speeds up to 100Mbps under the scheme, considerably faster than consumer broadband speeds on the market.
<Dopefish> Lets go to dorset!!
<InTheFade> poonet ftw
<Agg> you can download all the shit you want, bro

Quote #4331 (+6) [ 2008-06-10, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:04] <@Wayne> A previous user of this textbook has circled every single word "of" throughout the book.
[20:04] * @Wayne facepalms
[20:04] <mazzanet> haha
[20:04] <Rezin> How many pages?
[20:04] <@Wayne> 152
[20:05] <Rezin> Fark. That's dedication.
[20:05] <Jayci> lol.... that's boredom
[20:05] <AngelMoo> what subject?
[20:05] <Crystal> dedication or extreme boredom
[20:05] <@Wayne> And it is a History textbook, so not like a Maths textbook with lots of formulae, the bulk of it is words.

Quote #4338 (+6) [ 2008-06-21, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:45] * Wayne changes topic to 'New Agglette --> www.ocau.com/~agg/charlotte.jpg | Congratulations to Agg and Annette'
[21:50] <Folken> ack
[21:50] <Folken> agg is reproducing
[21:50] <Folken> how long until she is on irc?
[21:51] <@Agg> heh, never
[21:51] <S|4V3^work> eta on facebook page?
[21:51] <InTheFade> what's to say she isn't :D
[21:51] <V8R[zZz]> wtf, another agglette :o
[21:51] <Folken> Agg: we'll treat her well
[21:51] <Folken> no swearing etc ;-p
[21:51] <@Wayne> Agg, sit her on the keyboard and let her crawl.
[21:54] <@Wayne> Agg, it has to be if your kids are coming on.
[21:54] <@Agg> they aren't :)
[21:54] <@Wayne> If there is a will, there is a way (pun).
[21:54] <@Agg> William doesn't have time for such distractions, he's studying to become the first president of mars.

Quote #4340 (+6) [ 2008-06-30, 04:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoMaN69> i had to delete him because i knew he was sexually attrated to me, and it weirded me out a lil
<Teddybear> what's with the homophobia, MoMaN69? :p
<MoMaN69> me homophobic HAHA !
<MoMaN69> i have alot of gay friends, im the oposite of homophobic
<Teddybear> homoerotic?

Quote #4360 (+6) [ 2008-08-09, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> ohhh yeah, i wonder if i should make some cardboard chaps
<Teddybear> You could be the brown paper kid
<Teddybear> and the sherrif could arrest you for rustling

Quote #171 (+5) [ 2002-12-16, 08:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> Cav worships the ass demon
* Cav is just like that :)
<Womb0> Cav: ur strange
<Cav> yeah
<Cav> im a complete fucking wierdo :)

Quote #183 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> OMG! Baker has no bunghole!!!
<Baker|BBL> You noticed Narcolepsy :D
<Narcolepsy> Can I see? jk..
<Baker|BBL> Sure! go to www.goa... err...
<Rage> :o

Quote #185 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Eazy =Eazydzit from the forums???
<Eazy> yup
<Eazy> Is that a bad thing?
<Eazy> :D
<Strange1> yes
* Eazy is now known as anon

Quote #186 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> opteron: go take your HRT now
<Opteron> hrt?
<Erve> lol
<brembo`> hahaha
<Rage> ;)
<Opteron> sif i have a hrt
<Opteron> i cant even drive
<Rage> lol
<Rage> n00b :P
<brembo`> n00b
<VooDoo> n00b
<milenko> n00b