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Quote #3011 (+3) [ 2005-10-04, 14:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

ˇ@Aggˇ * bradrogers wonders when google will take over the air they breathe <-- the air will be free, but every 5th breath will carry an ad for ebay

Quote #2646 (+1) [ 2005-03-25, 13:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bangers> i go after high maintainnce girls so i gotta shop myer etc.
<David> haha Bangers
<David> fuck the high maintenance girls
<David> (forget them)
<cml> sif David
<Bangers> naa, more fun, more drama
<Bangers> my life is a jerry episode

Quote #2382 (+2) [ 2004-11-12, 01:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> grr.. anyone know how to run a shell script which wont run even when the file has been set to executable?
* Firemoth looks at Quadbox
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: I'd try executing it :p
<Firemoth> !
<Sticks> Firemoth - linux yeah?
<Quad|dvd> failing that, edit it and see what the problem is
<Firemoth> Sticks, yup
<Sticks> you're logged in as?
<Firemoth> root
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: Try executing it with sh <scriptname>
<Iroquois> did you try ./file ?
<Sticks> ./<script>
<Quad|dvd> it might not have #!/bin/sh attatched
<Firemoth> When I type, ./blah .. I get.. : bad interpreter: No such file or directory
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: Do what I just said then
<Firemoth> It has #!/bin/sh attached
<Firemoth> k
<Quad|dvd> or try bashing it
<Sticks> BASH!!!
<Sticks> always BASH!
<Quad|dvd> bash <script>
<Iroquois> #!/bin/bash dammit
<Sticks> bwwaaaahahahaa
* Quad|dvd bashes Sticks
* Sticks bashes Quadbox
* Quad|dvd is now known as Quadbox
<Quadbox> Wow, I feel bourne again!
<Quadbox> :p
<Sticks> bwwaaahahahaha
<Iroquois> i'm a shell of the man i used to be
<Iroquois> ok, thats enough
<Quadbox> Oh god, this script is TERRIBLE!
<Quadbox> We need to execute a change of program in here
<Quadbox> :p
<Sticks> wait till you see the movie :p
<Iroquois> the "mv"ie?
<Quadbox> This is wreaking variable havoc apon the local environment, you do realise? :p
<Iroquois> Quadbox: you've had these saved up, right? :p
<Quadbox> Iroquois: No, I compile them just in time
<Quadbox> :p
<Iroquois> so they just 'emerge'?
<Quadbox> Iroquois: Indeed. I just kind of port them from my subconsious

Quote #1519 (+1) [ 2004-01-14, 15:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squigy> Agg I AM NOTIFIYHING t32h WEB am,astER. SOMEHTING IS WORNG!
<Agg> oh noess!!1
<Squigy> heh, i see you are trained well in the art of 1227.
<Squigy> *fuck.

Quote #1715 (+9) [ 2004-03-02, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> You know you have problems, when you have 12gb of Iron Chef

Quote #1969 (+7) [ 2004-05-17, 02:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, i'm so close to ordering these knives off the tv
<Agg> i must remember the lesson of the titanium drillbits
<Agg> which turned out to be constructed entirely of cheese

Quote #2631 (+1) [ 2005-03-19, 15:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<retz> Http://usera.imagecave.com/complexigon/furyshirtcopy.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/complexigon/furyshirtcopy2.jpg <-- Which text placement do you prefer? (ignore the crappy tshirt outline, just look at the damn text placement :P)
<Fred_Nurk> well, the outline sucks
<FreeFrag> That's a pretty crappy outline
<EvilElmo> worst outline ever
<retz> I hate you all.

Quote #2645 (+6) [ 2005-03-25, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> you know what tastes nice?
<David> golden circle sars cordial, mixed with cola :p
<David> instead of putting water with the cordial, just add cola :p
<Milton> I think I will forgo the diabetes cocktail, thanks

Quote #4219 (+1) [ 2007-10-07, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> maybe i should just build it without permission
<Dopefish> PWNT
<predder> you'll be PWNT when it gets knocked down because you didnt have approval
<csimrace> man, the good stuff always happens in the ad breaks
<Dopefish> no predder no
<Dopefish> ill put wheels on the bottom
<Dopefish> and say its not a building but its infact a prototype car
<csimrace> then they'll ask you to see how it goes in a crash test :)
<Dopefish> a non road car

Quote #4150 (+3) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #1173 (+8) [ 2003-10-19, 07:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Enfilade): <reannah> Isn't that what a big sister does?
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> But the affection...
(Enfilade): <reanna> A big sister can give you cuddles.
(Enfilade): <riannah> :D
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> What about tender kisses?
(Enfilade): <riannah> Yes, on your cheek.
(CapnChroni): Eww
(CapnChroni): I do... Not.... neeed..... That.... sort..... of..... affection..... from.... my...... sister!
(Groomy): lol
(LordPie): can dish it out but can't take it eh CapnChroni?
(Narc|ZzZz): What if I want that sort of affection from your sister CapnChroni???
(Narc|ZzZz): *boom, tsssh*
(tensop): then you would have to get in the line behind CapnChroni, Narc|ZzZz

Quote #884 (+6) [ 2003-08-12, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NozzUni> breaky?
<Erve> the most important meal of the day
<echelon> until lunchtime that is

Quote #1076 (+1) [ 2003-10-05, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(VooDoo): <<-- qualified Chef
(Falkor): <<-- qualified sex instructor
* VooDoo thinks Falkor qualifies as someone that thinks they have a clue but really what he was taught is all crap

Quote #3019 (+9) [ 2005-10-10, 19:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I just tried to shoo a fly off my screen with the mouse cursor.
<Narcolepsy> I think I'm a geek :|

Quote #1609 (+5) [ 2004-02-08, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dance_Commander> Hey all
<Danny``> lla yeH
<Dance_Commander> ok..
<Danny``> ..ko
<drp> morning :)
<Dance_Commander> I thought people usually got drunk on saturday nights.. :)
<Danny``> cba typin that one
<Danny``> lol

Quote #2465 (+7) [ 2005-01-04, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc-> who the noob ?
<Lurks|awy> you
<Mystikos> me!
<TheWedgie> mazzanet!
<Lombers> you are too Mystikos
<Sancho> Kim-
<Lombers> your name sounds like a gay greek island :P

Quote #1345 (+6) [ 2003-11-16, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> that was the funniest bus trip ever
<WhiteyFord> oh Rik.. i guess you got home okay on sat night?
<Rik> no
<Rik> I got raped
<Rik> and dumped in bushland
<CrashDummy> :(
<CrashDummy> rik were you joking before ?
* Rik looks around
<Rik> he touched me in my spethl place
<Rik> that's not cool

Quote #1844 (+20) [ 2004-04-16, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vassili> god dang. What makes a pc not boot, i reset, not boot, i reset, then boot?
<Vassili> by not boot i mean nothing on screen
<Vassili> hmmm
<sniperA64> ID 10 T error
<Fred_Nurk> the gerbil in the CPU went to sleep
<Vassili> ID 10 T?
<DJStudd> Yes, the annoying ID 10 T error :S
<sniperA64> write it down
<DJStudd> It's bloody hard to fix, too
<Vassili> what IS it though? how is it caused?
<sniperA64> actually its quite easy
<sniperA64> bullets do wonders
<Nick> hate that error
<Nick> get heaps of them working at uni :/
<Vassili> ...anyone going to tell me what causes it?
<Vassili> what it does?
<DJStudd> Causes all sorts of errors on the PC
<DJStudd> Caused by numerous things, also
<Fred_Nurk> it can kill the gerbil in the CPU too
<Vassili> that sounds about right. It gave me a "Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your pc" message
<Fred_Nurk> not to mention the family of wombles in the PSU
<Vassili> so i formatted
<Vassili> didnt help
<sniperA64> ID10T
<Vassili> and sometimes it gets into windows, then screen goes black
<Vassili> it was all fine until i had a lan. And no virus, i checked a few times, latest defs
<DJStudd> quotes.ugbox it goes...
<Vassili> is anyone going to actually help me yet?

Quote #2261 (+1) [ 2004-08-23, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slyde> my roomate has been having sex.
<Slyde> That's about as close to getting any as I have been in like 4 years.

Quote #3255 (+3) [ 2006-02-14, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<StiNg> whats bukkake ?
<eXemplar> for the love of god don't google image it!
<eroda> lol
<Stygian> lol
<eroda> ahaha
<Jessica> Meh.
<StiNg> lol
<Jessica> It's not so disturbing.
<eroda> http://chikko2.seesaa.net/image/bukkake.JPG
<Agg> hmm, i wonder if that's 2 minute bukkake
<eXemplar> hhahaha
<eroda> ahaha
<Mred32> lol
<Jessica> 2 minute bukkake doesn't look like that :(
<Jessica> Not that I'd know :(
<eXemplar> ... of course ;-)
<Jessica> >_>
<Jessica> <_<
<Agg> shouldn't that be *_< ?
<Jessica> hahahahaha
<eroda> ha
<Jessica> Poor face.

Quote #966 (+11) [ 2003-08-29, 10:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(wild): ah, nothing drowns out the taste of home brand pie better than tomato sauce.
(echelon): tomato sauce will drown out anything. Try it on siblings. Works wonders.

Quote #53 (+4) [ 2002-11-06, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, what did I win?
<Agg> FreeFrag - you won a "kick in the nuts" voucher, redeemable at your nearest Agg outlet.
<Agg> (not exchangeable for cash)

Quote #2753 (+5) [ 2005-05-15, 15:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> www.overclockers.com.au <<-- news posted
<Agg> and ring yer mums
<Ultimata> i already have Agg :)
<csimpson> agg, rang my mum a whole hour ago, get with the times :D
<Agg> I rang mine about 20 mins ago and she wasn't home, hmm
<coroner> id ring my mum but shed just yell at me for being to lazy to walk down stairs

Quote #2526 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 11:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @Nick ] it rocks
[ @Nick ] goin to hong kong tomorrow
[ gords ] whatcha doing over there, Nick?
[ David ] asian chicks, of course :)
[ David ] uh-oh, would that score me a K-Line? :|

Quote #1859 (+13) [ 2004-04-19, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i wish i had a presscott cpu, my oven is stuffed :(

Quote #1022 (+9) [ 2003-09-10, 09:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> well, time flies when you're unconscious.

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #2760 (+6) [ 2005-05-16, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Manaz): I wouldn't leave the house without my dick stuck in the chicken.

Quote #4103 (+2) [ 2007-05-01, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> brb, dunno if this will work
<eDust_> i can still see you...
<Crudmuffin> back
<eDust_> worst magic trick ever

Quote #1850 (+2) [ 2004-04-17, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> when you say the secret magic words you become super tired?
<Fod> yeah knowsfords, and me and the spottyman go to bed

Quote #2146 (+2) [ 2004-07-14, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<waz|away> and yeah, those replays of Hopoate crack me up everytime
<waz|away> what the fuck was he thinking?
<waz|away> besides "theres a hole, Im gonna put my finger in it"

Quote #551 (+7) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #889 (+15) [ 2003-08-13, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza|ZzZ|> review some viagra
<Agg> too hard
<Agg> (boom tish)

Quote #2685 (+1) [ 2005-04-15, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> i have a big head to fit extra dead brain tissue into

Quote #4220 (+1) [ 2007-10-07, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Broady> groupwork is stupid
<Broady> my group atm, one guy has the database, and hasnt come online, its due on thursday
<brodsta> haha
<glasnt> They make you do groupwork so at job interviews you have an answer too "Tell us about a time when you had to work in a group, but really wanted to kill your group members in their sleep. What was the situation, and what weapon would you use?"

Quote #898 (+6) [ 2003-08-13, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dr[a]ebor> EVIL
* Dr[a]ebor STABS
<brembo`a> stab ya caps lock there
* Dr[a]ebor REALISES HIS KB IS STUCK IN CAPS SOMEHOW FFS
*** Dr[a]ebor Quit (Quit: REBOOTARRRGGGGHH!!)

Quote #2068 (+11) [ 2004-06-22, 07:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gobbie> Invite to MS XP SP2 Thingo $0, Sitting thru the propeganda $0, 3 beers 2 wines and a champers $0, Having your phone ring to "Bannana Phone" in a close to silent room and having lots of ppl look at you, Priceless

Quote #1168 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> you wouldnt stop pissing me off till i exploded onto you and that fag hemerage
<yale_code> lol FreeFrag, he exploded onto you - want a tissue?

Quote #4076 (+1) [ 2007-04-11, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i lived for 6 months on no frills fish fingers and no frills bread, toasted in my little grill
<brodsta> You seem to be breaking a lot of stuff lately rodgrech.. ;)
<Navillus> Morning boblapcat
<Agg> coz i was fucking poor. NEVAR AGAIN, NEVAAARR
<Rainwulf> agg.. damn
<V8R[ws]> brodsta: its called 'trouble shooting' :p
<Dopefish> when ocau was poor agg?
* Agg rolls around in google cheques
<rodgrech> V8R[ws], just a big fight, all good again
<knowsfords> Agg: by little grill you mean your athlon?

Quote #2389 (+4) [ 2004-11-17, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Well
<Skitzo> I'd recommend HL2
<Skitzo> But then again
<Skitzo> I'm a HL2 fanboy ;P
<Tate> is it good
<Tate> I'm thinking of getting it maybe
<Skitzo> Tate
<Skitzo> Very good
<Skitzo> It's like sex, but I'm having it.
<Jubblies> lol thats sfunny

Quote #120 (+7) [ 2002-11-23, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rev> Oh man. I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.

Quote #2060 (+4) [ 2004-06-16, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I'd love a segway, for that "Look at me I'm an all out nerdy geek and there's not one thing you can do about it" look

Quote #2307 (+5) [ 2004-09-28, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> should make for interesting viewing :)
<Crudmuffin> They should have 'neighbours' and 'neighbours up late'
<Crudmuffin> the quick kiss for prime-time
<Crudmuffin> then the make out and double-penetration lesbian sex for 9pm
<Crudmuffin> I can't believe I just said that
<brembo`> ahaha
<Rage> :O

Quote #41 (+6) [ 2002-10-28, 07:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> hrmm... i never realized how much i've been in here till now (reading sticks #Overclockers Stats)
<Cav> Rudeboi the irc junky :)
<Cav> although i think i earnt numerous irc-dick points for coming in here immediately after i locked myself out of my own house :)

Quote #1471 (+14) [ 2004-01-02, 18:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Tommmo is not from vic
<@gords> where are you from tom?
<Tommmo> adelaide gords
<Tommmo> the city of CHURCHES
<brembo`> and people in barrels

Quote #510 (+54) [ 2003-04-27, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLoRa> [18:07] <FLoRa> Gfs arent that great
<FLoRa> [18:07] <GregZ0r> lol
<FLoRa> [18:07] <GregZ0r> how would i know
<FLoRa> [18:08] <GregZ0r> come to think about it flora, how would you know :P
<FLoRa> :P
<bundy> gf are overrated
<bundy> *gf's
<FLoRa> You have a gf!
<bundy> yeah, i'd rather a radeon
<bundy> Video: Plug and Play on nVidia GeForce3 Ti 200 (1024x768x16bpp 85Hz)
<bundy> piece of shit thing
<FLoRa> You idiot....Im talking about girlfriends

Quote #2451 (+13) [ 2004-12-26, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cuahtemoc> Someone kick eth.
<Cuahtemoc> I'll give you $1.
* `X kicks eth
<eth> ??
* eth was kicked by VooDoo (Its for a $1)
<`X> $1 please
* eth (poohead@203-206-245-153.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<FreeFrag|> I'll give you $1 as well VooDoo
<VooDoo> :)
<FreeFrag> No, really.
<Cuahtemoc> How much for a ban ?
<FreeFrag> Yeah, lets all chip in for a ban. I'll start at $20
<INerTIal> i'll DD you $10 now if you ban him
<Cuahtemoc> I'll put in 10.
<FreeFrag> That's $40
* Z sets mode: +b *!*poohead@*.dyn.iinet.net.au
* eth was kicked by Z ((redback) No Reason)
<`X> ahha
<INerTIal> YEAH
<INerTIal> woot
<FreeFrag> Redback just won himself $40. WD mate :)
<Cuahtemoc> Capitalism works.

Quote #804 (+7) [ 2003-07-19, 16:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nEoLIthIc> oi ppl, my friend is in between me and another guy right
<nEoLIthIc> would i be able to see the other guy too?

Quote #2626 (+6) [ 2005-03-15, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`a> goin to get my usb memory
<sickfordsy> I have some usb memory
<sickfordsy> the doctors said it was necissary or my brain will die.
<WhiteyFord> I cant wait until I have the option to plug a usb cord into my arm.. well.. firewire would be better.. but you cant win em all
<sickfordsy> isn't usb 2 faster?
<sickfordsy> and isn't gigabit ethernet faster than that?
<sickfordsy> I'd rather gbe.
<Falk|Work> Lets all just get fibre to our brains aye?
<sickfordsy> I wonder if I am tcp/ip compliant?
<sickfordsy> I was born before it was implemented I'm sure.
<TheWedgie> lol
<Crudmuffin> heh

Quote #4188 (+2) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha