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Quote #36 (+1) [ 2002-10-28, 04:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I used to get a sore right wrist, but for some reason, but new chair fixed it...
<Narcolepsy> I guess I can sit at a better height now..
<VooDoo> swap hands Narcolepsy
<Narcolepsy> VooDoo: Changing hands is like a whole new woman...

Quote #1076 (+1) [ 2003-10-05, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(VooDoo): <<-- qualified Chef
(Falkor): <<-- qualified sex instructor
* VooDoo thinks Falkor qualifies as someone that thinks they have a clue but really what he was taught is all crap

Quote #2522 (+6) [ 2005-01-21, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, wtf .. eating rice crackers.. the green ones are "surprise, wasabi grenade" flavour.. bleh

Quote #1268 (+7) [ 2003-11-03, 01:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> yeah, he had 3 drunk girls naked in his room
<Lombers> and I have the logs to prove it :P
<Sciby> Fuck the logs, I want photos.

Quote #204 (+6) [ 2002-12-24, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vindaloo> http://13inchclan.gonadland.com/crap/stfunew.jpg
<Sciby> Vinds, you worry me.
<Sciby> So very, very much.
<vindaloo> what? whaaaat?
<dec> I saw that coming :P
<Sciby> And thus, dec explains his sex life.

Quote #1897 (+7) [ 2004-04-30, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> if you sign nda, you get to see stuff before launch, if not, then you don't. simple enough.
* BenZor setts agg's cock forward. It expires now!
<BenZor> um. Clock.
<Agg> keep your hands off my cock, ta.

Quote #4214 (+1) [ 2007-09-26, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

< benz> Is it wrong to sleep with my ex (who cheated on me)'s best mate?
< Nick> its wrong for anyone to sleep with you

Quote #2727 (+3) [ 2005-04-30, 08:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @aftahours ] hmm i just sneezed 9 times in a row
[ @aftahours ] thats 11
[ shift ] once more and your nose will fall off
[ @aftahours ] OH NOSE!
[ @aftahours ] lol

Quote #1825 (+12) [ 2004-04-13, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> [07:04pm] <@VooDoo> i employed Lonewolf didnt i :) <---- and just what is that supposed to mean, hmmm?
<Lurks> lol LoneWolf_
<Simboo> that you're a slack jawed yokel with a pron problem and three toes
<LoneWolf_> I RESENT THAT REMARK! I am not slack jawed!

Quote #3272 (+5) [ 2006-02-27, 02:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Budda> brreak the silence
<outy> sorry
<outy> was eating
<Budda> im trying to open the worlds most shit designed spaghetti can
<outy> smash it on your head
<Budda> i tried
<Budda> thats why i shut up for a bit

Quote #3391 (+6) [ 2006-06-03, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> my bear keeps getting caught in my harmonica

Quote #2145 (+5) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #2352 (+2) [ 2004-10-20, 23:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> how do I invite oldz again?
<BenZ|iBook> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Narcolepsy> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<TensopAway> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<voodooo> Agg /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Agg> hmm, maybe it's /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Agg> [23:09] -oldZ- Sorry, You must be logged in to use this command.
<Agg> lies!

Quote #53 (+6) [ 2002-11-06, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, what did I win?
<Agg> FreeFrag - you won a "kick in the nuts" voucher, redeemable at your nearest Agg outlet.
<Agg> (not exchangeable for cash)

Quote #1650 (+3) [ 2004-02-17, 13:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> gah
<neolithic> i got pwnzed on this big ass rock jump into water
<neolithic> like 3-4m high
<neolithic> probably higher
<neolithic> distance was good, but i landed sorta on my back :(
<Cycle> Wtf are you talking about??
<neolithic> if im not lagging, you shoulda understood all of that message.....
<Cycle> A game?
<neolithic> real life lol
<agog> mmm... real life
<Cycle> K.
<neolithic> its the newest thing
<neolithic> :P
<Cycle> Is it like half-life?
* neolithic rolls eyes slightly
<Cycle> ??
<Fragwizard> Cycle: lol. :P
<neolithic> anyway, the result of this jump means that my upper back is killing me
<Cycle> Ohhhh you mean REAL life i thought you were talking about some sort of half-life addon or somthing...
<neolithic> HAHA
<neolithic> someone catches on fast :)
<Cycle> :ž
<Alyra> you know you're a geek when...
<Cycle> Stfu :P

Quote #3234 (+3) [ 2006-02-02, 06:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

knowsfords: so did I tell you all about the stargate mmorpg?
* knowsfords checks the minutes
SilentRem: its just going to either suck (matrix online) or be constantly delayed (LOTR mmorpg)
thetron: Oh yeah..... Stargate mmorpg expected to suck, a big 10/4
knowsfords: thetron: not excited the slightest about it :S
knowsfords: or are you doing that thing where by your expectations are low so it'll be awesome for when you play it?
thetron: Asoon as they say "the guy whom help create matrix online.." That did it for me
knowsfords: so you're not even going to give it a chance?
thetron: No.

Quote #2676 (+8) [ 2005-04-11, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cija__> Omgooglies!
<Cija__> I just saw an ad for a 98% fat free cat food.

Quote #1728 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #2583 (+3) [ 2005-02-13, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> hmm... instead of going to my schools swimming carnival and watching all the hot girls in my grade wandering around in bikinis, i'm going to stay home, play counterstike and IRC... now what is so wrong with that!?!
<FatMan> Warhamster: words cannot describe the problems you have with your existance.

Quote #640 (+22) [ 2003-06-08, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zaga> selam
<keybanger> homo
<Zaga> kimö
<keybanger> goat?
<Zaga> ne odu len nededim sana emzik
<keybanger> you you do what to goats?
<Zaga> bende seni
<keybanger> i thought so
<keybanger> http://goatse.cx
<Zaga> hadi olm. uzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Quote #1371 (+13) [ 2003-11-22, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> URHG. I just had a shower. Then came and got dressed, puts on deoderant.....wait...how come im all greasy...fecking wd40.

Quote #2463 (+4) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #3541 (+6) [ 2006-09-07, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> nick
<Redback> give me 100 z access k
<Nick> 17:12 -Z(zed@dead.oz.org)- Added user redback to #wow with access level 400
<falkor_> nick
<falkor_> gimme o line k
<Nick> falkor_: no
<falkor_> lol
<falkor_> k
<Redback> falkor: the key to not being dissapointed is to ask for things your likely to get
<falkor_> Nick, gimme sex k

Quote #4344 (+8) [ 2008-07-10, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> everything I do is a work expense
<Agg> power, phone, hardware, vehicle, training, camera stuff, everything
<Agg> i registered beerdrinker.com.au in an attempt to be able to claim beer on tax but my accountant took a somewhat dim view of that, boo.

Quote #2657 (+8) [ 2005-03-31, 00:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> most chicks comment on how they wish they were lesbians around me

Quote #88 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Chaos|Work inserts some torts into his ass.

Quote #4279 (+11) [ 2008-03-01, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Selekta> i see why it's called internet explorer
<Selekta> cause they have explorer (file explorer)
<Selekta> then internet mail
<Selekta> internet directory
<Selekta> then internet explorer
<Selekta> makes sense
* Lurks|Work is now known as Lurks
<The_Dan> you also use it to explore the internet

Quote #4235 (+1) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #1850 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> when you say the secret magic words you become super tired?
<Fod> yeah knowsfords, and me and the spottyman go to bed

Quote #220 (+17) [ 2003-01-01, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> my local fish and chip shop is open
<Agg> some food places will be.. coz mums/wives are on holidays too and people need food :)
<Agg> (erm, I didn't mean that to come across quite as sexist as it did :) )

Quote #1686 (+7) [ 2004-02-24, 15:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> hrrm... I should get musical airhorns for the new pootah
<SUPAMODEL> they'd be awesome
<SUPAMODEL> put this big fuckoff missile style switch on the front: "DO NOT PRESS ME"
<SUPAMODEL> go to a lan
<SUPAMODEL> go off to the toilet
<echelon> watch from a distance
<echelon> 'hrm... whats this button do...'
<SUPAMODEL> wait for some dumb fuck to lift toggle, hit switch & shit themselves

Quote #4188 (+1) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #916 (+9) [ 2003-08-16, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Crudmuffin> I find mysql to be very... 'simple'
<Frag|Shwr> What about Access?
<Frag|Shwr> in terms of databasage.
<Frag|Shwr> What is easy to learn?
<knowsfords> the alphabet?
* knowsfords was kicked by Z ((FreeFrag) I'm still learning, I'm up to K for Kick :))

Quote #1231 (+8) [ 2003-10-27, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@DDsD|tea): I used to think i was cool.. then this song unearthed itself through winamp random play..
* DDsD|tea is currently listening to: (Various - Peter Andre / funky junky) ¤ Length: (3:34) ¤ BitRate: (192Kbps) ¤ Sample Rate: (44Khz)

Quote #1258 (+8) [ 2003-10-31, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> do you have an office Tommmo?
<Tommmo> yep
<D_Web> fwoar
<Tommmo> well
<Tommmo> a desk
<Tommmo> :D

Quote #214 (+14) [ 2002-12-29, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> you only have auto-rejoin if your a dickhead to get kicked...
*** K|dDO was kicked by Darkness (Let's see if you have it. :)- (Kick : 167)
*** K|dDO (sarge@...) has joined #overclockers
<Chemix> lol
<Malbert> lol
* Darkness rests his case.
<Moose22> lol
* dspring|tv ditto's Darkness
<DrillSGT> lol

Quote #2447 (+3) [ 2004-12-23, 12:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> wow
<Fod> some guy on the forums can eat 24" of subway
<Fod> that's quite an appetite
<Crudmuffin> yeah
<Fod> a 6" fills me right up
<Fod> and if you quote that out of context, i'll track you down and kill you

Quote #1444 (+11) [ 2003-12-15, 11:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> i'm hungry but i don't want to eat
<Agg> me too
<Agg> but in an hour or so i will go to bowral and get subway
<Agg> under the pretense of testing the new headunit in the van
<yyk> wanna swing by here and get me off?
<yyk> one
<yyk> ONE
<Agg> get you off??
<yyk> ><
<Agg> dude, Dr Freud would have a field day with you
<Agg> (but I don't know if he'd get you off)

Quote #161 (+12) [ 2002-12-13, 04:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> I wonder how many people have made their own phasechange system
<NoRicePoo> i get phasechange whenever i eat a hot chillie
<Rik_> from solid to liquid
<NoRicePoo> or gasss

Quote #3402 (+17) [ 2006-06-11, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Honda is to "isn't it nice of things that just work" , As to Jensen button "My cars on fire"
<TheWedgie> thetron, you are to english what Ivan Milat was to backpacking.

Quote #946 (+1) [ 2003-08-23, 08:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

(mazzanet): mornin
(Darkness): gah, fuck.
(Darkness): Why did i drink so much and stay out so late..
(Darkness): urrggg
(INerTIal): lol
(INerTIal): always the problem
(INerTIal): the answer is always cause i drunk too much
(Darkness): Yes, but in 30 mins i have to be at the fire station being all co-ordinated and stuff... I feel like there was a party in my mouth, and everyone was projectile vomitting!
(INerTIal): lmao

Quote #856 (+6) [ 2003-08-08, 16:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- thetron was kicked off #overclockers by Agg (At first you must realise, there is no funny. The only thing being kicked is you.)

Quote #2396 (+7) [ 2004-11-22, 13:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): the only reason people watch anime is because they'd get caught perving at 14 year olds in school uniforms fighting robots anywhere else

Quote #1511 (+7) [ 2004-01-12, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> here we are
<Agg> damn, he found us. off to another channel!

Quote #2663 (+2) [ 2005-04-02, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale> thetron: when you learn to spell, you can pick on people :)
<thetron> I can sell
<ace[work]> bwuhaha
<Lurks> omgooglies
<ace[work]> now thetron shutup before you make an even bigger arse of yourself :)
<yale> well, that proves my point entirely.
<yale> if you want, I can help you jam the other foot in your mouth :)

Quote #2537 (+2) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #2139 (+3) [ 2004-07-12, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> oli, it's a big game of "Be the first to call Sticks a nazi", it's pretty hard to master but given practise it gets easier.
<oli> FreeFrag: kicking me a few times for no reason doesn't make anyone a nazi
<Sticks> FreeFrag
<Sticks> you know what I must do
<FreeFrag> Sticks :)
<Sticks> don't you FreeFrag
<FreeFrag> oh noes :) :)
<Sticks> hehehe
<Sticks> ready?
* FreeFrag bares bum
* You were kicked by Sticks ( WWWWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Quote #1843 (+3) [ 2004-04-16, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MaNNy`G> RedBull
<MaNNy`G> know how to write a resignation letter?
<RedBull> yep
<RedBull> Dear Poofter
<RedBull> i hate you and i quit
<RedBull> the end
<RedBull> love MaNNy`G
<MaNNy`G> ^_^

Quote #4046 (+6) [ 2007-03-01, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frosty> I work in tech support, my IQ is directly proportionate to my apathy
<Frosty> the less I care, the smarter I get

Quote #372 (+8) [ 2003-03-03, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Quilb): whats it called when you tape a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): um.. taping a show to watch it later?
(Quilb): no. time something or rahter
(Quilb): rather*
(Falkor[A]): um..
(Falkor[A]): recording a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): wait.. wait.. i know this one.. i know it..
(Falkor[A]): oh! time recording a show to watch it later!