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Quote #4289 (+1) [ 2008-03-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<falkor> why do you want to go to manilla? :/
<knowsfjord> he wants to visit the factory where they make all the folders

Quote #483 (+6) [ 2003-04-21, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Embercide): kids are sexually transmitted diseases

Quote #3420 (+6) [ 2006-06-28, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<apollo``_> what is a good cloning application?
<Agg> creating an army to take over the world.
<Agg> that's how I'd apply cloning.

Quote #4125 (+1) [ 2007-05-22, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> i beleive george w bush should be premmy of vic
<Deanodrvr> Kennett picked up the pieces after Cain and Kirner
<Tensop> so we can invade S.A for hiding dams of mass volume
<brodsta> lol
<Tensop> but the intelligence was bad, and the water tasted shit!

Quote #1103 (+3) [ 2003-10-11, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary rap
<Frag|A> * neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary crap <--Having a normal day again neo?

Quote #1560 (+8) [ 2004-01-27, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> You have just received the Sven & Ole Computer Virus. Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this message to everyone on your mailing list.
<TXtoucian> Thank you for your cooperation.
<TXtoucian>
<TXtoucian> Sven and Ole
<DrillSGT> hmmmm
<DrillSGT> brb
* DrillSGT is away, deleting files, (logon pageron)

Quote #4369 (0) [ 2010-11-22, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< sg> someone who knows more about science than me, wtf is "nonionic surfactant"?
< GooseChu> sg: its a surfactant thats nonionic
< sg> apparently it is
< Rezin> Robotic surfing.
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<@Agg> surfactant is something that sits on the surface of a fluid, usually water
< sg> right
< _d00dz> fuck this im booking a business flight to sjc
<@Agg> nonionic.. i assume means.. doesn't contain or form ions
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< sg> well, that is what the dishwasher rinse aid claims 30% of its composition is
<@Agg> surfactants are bad if you have a fish tank because they separate your fishy water from the air, and they can suffocate
< sg> :o
< brodsta> oh no
< brodsta> what'll happen to your dishwasher fish sg
< sg> im not sure
<@Agg> so you have to agitate the surface of your tank if you are using a surfactant medication
<@Agg> handy tips with Agg

Quote #70 (+1) [ 2002-11-12, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Wolff *ding*
<Wolff> ding?
<Wolff> im not a ding
<Wolff> im an idiot

Quote #2514 (+12) [ 2005-01-18, 01:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> family guy was $50 for season one and two
<Sancho> nice
<Sancho> i want all the futurama ones...
<predder> same, that's a couple of hundred though
<predder> I have a wish list sitting next to my monitor
<predder> *crosses off dual p3 server*
<predder> car service - $300, car detail - $100, Seat covors for car - $80, clothes - $200, computer case - $250, sub for car - $120, LOTR ROTK boxed thingy - $120, 512mb registered sdram - $100, 74gb raptor - $280, 1gb bh5 - $400, Futurama - $250.
<predder> it's right down the bottom ;)
<Draffa_> girlfriend - priceless

Quote #1233 (+7) [ 2003-10-28, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): I'm reading a book on 'dealing with difficult people'
(@Agg): does it have a section on handguns?

Quote #1403 (+5) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #803 (+3) [ 2003-07-19, 01:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Sancho): i REALLY need a car...
(Lurks): Sancho: and you really need a woman aswell ya geek
* Sancho looks at his fiancee sitting just to his left...
(Darkness): Lurks: You just got sch00led, n00b.
(ColdFusion): Lurks: u were owned
(Lurks): Sancho: Blow up dolls dont count
(Sancho): sif blow up doll...
(PooJou): Lurks: thats a deep hole your digging there
(Lurks): hewwo missus Sancho
*** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au)
(ColdFusion): u gonna get it now
(Wolfine): i aint a blow up doll Lurks
(Darkness): [01:40] *** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) - Clones: 2 from Wolfine (Sancho) CtrlF1 whois; ShiftF8 ping; F8 to punish <--- Awww, aint it cute? :)
(Wolfine): can a blow up doll ... do this
* Wolfine does tricks
(PooJou): press F8 Darkness
(Darkness): Wolfine: Wow, i didn't know that many ping pong balls could fit there!
* Darkness runs
(Lurks): bad Darkness bad
* PooJou avoids flying ping pong balls
(Wolfine): darkness yeah well watch out while ur running cuz im a good shot too
(Darkness): Coroners report : "The young man, in his early twenties, suffered a severe blow to his upper left temple. That seemed to be of a result of some form of gooey spherical object"
(Wolfine): aka the ping pong ball from hell
(Darkness): I think i'll leave this one alone now. :)

Quote #885 (+4) [ 2003-08-12, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Genital warts on your face? I hate that...

Quote #3207 (-2) [ 2006-01-18, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> oh man i could go for a kebab right now, wheres my gf's mother when i want food

Quote #1028 (-3) [ 2003-09-12, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wry> bloody cough.. *feels like a daawg*
<Carrots> wry coughing up oysters
<Carrots> ?
<wry> are oysters greenish yellow and wobble and cling onto the handkerchief?
<Carrots> yep...
<Carrots> nice description btw
<Carrots> very accurate

Quote #4222 (+6) [ 2007-10-09, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Radar, I blended for breakfast. Water melon, Rock melon, kiwifruit, banana, mandarin and strawberry yohgurt.
<irvo44> sounds good
<Radar> That sounds like liquid gay

Quote #650 (+1) [ 2003-06-10, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<snoopz> Bah
<deepspring> black
<z3[n]> sheep
<Quadbox> head
<Quadbox> on a plaque
<z3[n]> yes sir, yes sir
<Fodder> it's dead

Quote #1813 (+1) [ 2004-04-08, 14:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sailorfitz> start a Pet Rock Company.....u can have a net lose got 3 years in a row to be a legit business...even if u NEVER sell 1 rock.....then rightoff your new P4 and Broadband as a direct business expense ;)

Quote #1767 (+2) [ 2004-03-24, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> did u guys know phone companies keep a log of all SMS's sent
<TheWedgie> eDust: yes, yes i did.
<eDust> :|
<TheWedgie> but you'd be surprised at how hard it is to get access to them, and how heavily the system is logged
<TheWedgie> with telstra anyhoo. ;)
<Fod> can't get at them with telstra because the server is down?

Quote #8 (+6) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DentArthur> Agg: sweet, in terms off bikes, if its Jap I love it :) they just look so fast and slippery
<DentArthur> and all the plastic is easier to hose off when i shit myself at speed

Quote #4355 (+1) [ 2008-07-27, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish1`> http://www.howarddarkes.com/photos/linuxposter.jpg
<@Agg> it's the most important 1% tho ;)
<@Wayne> that cant be 1%
<@Agg> like, the 1% that runs the internet

Quote #1612 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

Quote #3606 (+3) [ 2006-10-18, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> fuckin hell
<The_Dan> sneezed and gave myself some kind of crazy pain
<The_Dan> behind me eye
<The_Dan> nyar
<Turophile> The_Dan: Brain trying to escape?
<WedgieAFK> haha

Quote #1645 (+6) [ 2004-02-16, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cycle has quit IRC (bbs cats on fire...)

Quote #3010 (+12) [ 2005-10-02, 16:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Sms from mum
<Chronic> "Close ur fucking curtains, I can see you smoking weed"
<@Fragwizard> ROFL
<@Fragwizard> busted :P
<Chronic> just replying back "where are you?"
<Chronic> Oooh that rights
<Chronic> She's at my neighbours, I see her now

Quote #4159 (+7) [ 2007-06-11, 19:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Splosh123> Radar: Your 21, fully grown man. Fuck your parents.
<Radar> My best mate has been there, but I'm hardly going in unprepared

Quote #4199 (+10) [ 2007-08-15, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goose1981> if i could vote for a Pro-lolcat party in the upcoming federal election.. i would.
<Goose1981> i would also donate to their election fund.. and subscribe to their newsletter.
<Hrdwr_BoB> what a coincidence
<Hrdwr_BoB> I am your local lolcat representative
<Hrdwr_BoB> I will send you my banking details asap.
<Goose1981> i can has DD details?

Quote #1244 (-2) [ 2003-10-29, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[n0nac] ne ways ppl who has been to www.bash.org??
[WoobiE] whats that?
[fr0st] thats a new one
[WoobiE] i bwet its porn isnt it
[n0nac] its a site on all the stupis shit that ppl say on other channels usin progs like mIRC... but alot of it is fucking jilarious
neolithic hears a sound
[ neolithic] porn! where!
[n0nac] well its a ltxt based site so yer man what eva gets u goin:|:|:|
[fr0st] with a name like bash it must be some wierd fetish
[WoobiE] n0nac, yeah right i bet its porn, im not gonna be fooled and click on it

Quote #1990 (+1) [ 2004-05-22, 14:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers[A]> firefox is good, but it becomes annoying when it can't render all pages properly
<Lombers[A]> and yes, I know it's in development
<aftahours> yeh i know Lombers[A]
<aftahours> like asus pages
<Lombers[A]> or pioneeraus
<neolithic> whirlpool forums
<aftahours> yeh
<TheWedgie> or windowsupdate... LOL
<Lombers[A]> rofl

Quote #4013 (+2) [ 2007-01-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> nm --> Passengers with bicycles can travel on all weekend services and public holiday services.
<glasnt> go weedends
<glasnt> *weekends
<glasnt> shit
<LemMinG> the truth slips out eh glasnt

Quote #116 (+9) [ 2002-11-22, 04:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoJoker> a fan is for cooling
<Freaek> a fan is for stalking
<Freaek> DIAL M FOR MUUUUURRRRDER!

Quote #2392 (+8) [ 2004-11-19, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring falls down into a twitching foaming mess
<ace234> woohoo free bubble bath

Quote #1415 (+7) [ 2003-12-05, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Akumas> Agg, aren't you the almighty owner of OCAU?
<Agg> coroner - because they are profoundly uncomfortable for long distances :)
<Hunter> agg would that be like riding a mountain bike for a couple of days
<Agg> Akumas - no, that's a guy called thetron.. i just work here
* Banzai is now known as Banzai[CS]
<Akumas> Oh, sorry.. 'work' are you employed by ocau?
* BBQ_69 has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by retards trying to toast buns.)
<coroner> hopefully they have improved i plan to ride to phillip island in 2 yrs
<Moose> What bike is comfortable for long distances?
<Hunter> a trike
<Agg> kinda. it's part of my parole agreement. counts as community service.
<Akumas> I see I see..
* definate has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Akumas> Hope I'm not being too nosey

Quote #1137 (+11) [ 2003-10-15, 09:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
<echelon> I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh
<echelon> my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.

Quote #2500 (+11) [ 2005-01-15, 22:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

MadHatter: she really is yuk.
MadHatter: well, i surpose she is ok in the looks, but the way she acts, talks and dresses...... belongs in the street doing tricks for spare change
Jessica: lol
Jessica: Tricks like what?
Jessica: Disappearing clothes tricks and stuff?
Fragwizard i like those tricks

Quote #2880 (-4) [ 2005-07-15, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> "is it still pedophilia if the child is dead?" <----- best t-shirt message ever
<jenna> heh
<oBs> lol
<jenna> nah big fat guy in t-shirt that says 'im the girl you cybersexed last night'

Quote #166 (+9) [ 2002-12-15, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Just /msg me if anybody wants a quickie.
<sabretooth> /msg Andypoo Andy baby, can I have a quickie?

Quote #1054 (+6) [ 2003-10-02, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> half life 2 source code got out
<brembo`> interesting
<Lombers> yeah, check this out
<Lombers> I found the new Duke Nukem source code earlier today. Check it out...
<Lombers> do
<Lombers> { 'nothing' }
<Lombers> while
<Lombers> { 'heads = asses' }
<Lombers> That was pretty much all of it.
<Falkor> lol
<Strange1> lol
<wild> lmao
<Lombers> someone posted that at tech report
<Lombers> and at slashdot, someone said "Looks like there will be a linux port after all"
<echelon> lol

Quote #3509 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 19:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sciby> Just walked into the comp lab to check the printer paper and 10 guys are in there, playing counter-strike. When I cleared my throat, they all spun around like they'd been caught jacking off together.

Quote #987 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 01:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> left hand is easier

Quote #3390 (+11) [ 2006-06-02, 21:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

«biatch» Oh my goodness! Kingy really did email me a pic of his weiner!
«sabretooth» Heh
«biatch» You filthy animal!
«Sciby» Really?
«Sciby» bwahahaha
«Sciby» That's awesome.
«Bern|pizza» moo
«Grosby» FORWARD - grosby[at]gmail[dot]com

Quote #3411 (+3) [ 2006-06-20, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gavatron> are gsx250's alright?
<Agg> acrosses? they're ok
<Agg> if you like riding sewing machines
<HrdwrBoB> hahaha
<knowsfords> I know I do :D
<Agg> but the boot thing is good. people seem to like them.
<brodsta> lol
* knowsfords jumps on the singer
<knowsfords> yee hawww!

Quote #978 (+7) [ 2003-08-31, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours contemplates having a shower
* aftahours looks at ajax spray and wipe...hmm this could be easier than what i think

Quote #1444 (+11) [ 2003-12-15, 11:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> i'm hungry but i don't want to eat
<Agg> me too
<Agg> but in an hour or so i will go to bowral and get subway
<Agg> under the pretense of testing the new headunit in the van
<yyk> wanna swing by here and get me off?
<yyk> one
<yyk> ONE
<Agg> get you off??
<yyk> ><
<Agg> dude, Dr Freud would have a field day with you
<Agg> (but I don't know if he'd get you off)

Quote #395 (+1) [ 2003-03-11, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

Quote #1862 (+8) [ 2004-04-20, 16:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|ithic> YES!
<neo|ithic> another friend

Quote #4325 (+4) [ 2008-05-31, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<glasnt> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/image/IMG_0315_dd65a10dad3b79f23b7e038.jpg
<@Agg> ye gods
* @Agg makes involuntary stabbing motions at his monitor

Quote #117 (-5) [ 2002-11-22, 08:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> but it'll only work if your sitting on your head
<Rudeboi> with a dildo up your arse
<S|Ck> Worth It?
<brembo`> last person who tried, imploded
<Rudeboi> and a chinese monk sitting on your feet saying his prayers
<Rudeboi> otherwise, as brembo` said, you'll end up like the last guy and implode..
. <Rudeboi> he nearly had it right, only he had a vibrator instead of a dildo

Quote #4215 (+7) [ 2007-10-01, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> the worst thing is the extremely hot farts that feel like you may have just made a mistake

Quote #625 (+9) [ 2003-06-04, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

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