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Quote #3056 (+6) [ 2005-10-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Agg: i had a race with a guy on a bike the other day
<VooDoo> Aprilla 2 stroke thing. I destroyed him :D
<Agg> you destroyed his mighty 125 or 250cc engine.. go you :)

Quote #1413 (+2) [ 2003-12-04, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CoRDS> we saw a tgv in france
<CoRDS> it was like, "fwooosh" "what the fuck was that" "that was a tgv" "oh"

Quote #1314 (+3) [ 2003-11-13, 22:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SoloFlyer: it doesent matter what day it is, telstra is fucked

Quote #1459 (+5) [ 2003-12-27, 15:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> GAH, i just sat on a piece of coral :(

Quote #551 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #4284 (+6) [ 2008-03-17, 17:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop-z> http://www.nissan-global.com/EN/NEWS/2008/_STORY/080314-02-01.jpg
<Tensop-z> anyone else notice the font and bold thing is identical to old ms software
<Tensop-z> Microsoft safety car :)
<+Nick> probably crash before the cars do

Quote #4244 (+3) [ 2007-11-16, 14:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FagDad> me: "I'm bored"
<FagDad> her: "Oh ok i'll drive over now"
<FagDad> me: "NO! I'm sleeping!"
<FagDad> Sister. says:
<FagDad> Youuu neevvverrrr haannggg ouutttt wwiiittthhh mmmeeeeee
<FagDad> WHAT NEXT!?
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> She wants to hang out with you?
<FagDad> Yeah
<FagDad> I cbf
<brodsta> weird
<FagDad> She used to be my casual sex partner O.o but then she went spazzo and now she scares me.
<brodsta> lol?
<FagDad> And if she wants sex... i aint giving... she's just a freaky freak
<brodsta> Keeping it in the bloodline?
<FagDad> Better than with her
* TheWedgie has quit (Quit: PC LOAD LETTER)
<brodsta> .....ok now I'm confused, who are we talking about?
<FagDad> I mean she's a fantastic root. but i'm tired and she scares me. She's only good for; sex and coke.
<FagDad> BRODSTA: I DONT KNOW OKAY? STOP QUESTIONING ME PLEASE
<brodsta> So, this is just some chick who's MSN nick is set to Sister. for some reason?
<FagDad> Oh no lol.
<FagDad> She's not MY SISTEr
<FagDad> it's just her MSN name
<FagDad> Jesus that must of looked bad

Quote #68 (+5) [ 2002-11-09, 02:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> i am stuipted

Quote #22 (+1) [ 2002-10-25, 07:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** OZZY_Edd was kicked by Sticks ( My Karma just ran over your Dogma )

Quote #560 (+1) [ 2003-05-16, 08:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grog> i told my story last night but i'll tell it again
<Grog> i went to the cinema last night at 6:50 and said one ticket to the greatest movie you've ever screened and one large coke please
<Grog> and he gave me a ticket to the matrix
<Grog> i looked at him and go no i'm talkinga bout whale rider
<Grog> should have seen the look on his face

Quote #253 (+4) [ 2003-01-16, 05:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3[n] found out the reason why he feels like shit <z3[n]> my jocks were to tight

Quote #2797 (-5) [ 2005-05-29, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> spam has reached an all time low, i can deal with cheap viagra, cheap drugs, and even buying marijuana seeds, but now they are trying to sell me a fake rolex

Quote #4355 (+1) [ 2008-07-27, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish1`> http://www.howarddarkes.com/photos/linuxposter.jpg
<@Agg> it's the most important 1% tho ;)
<@Wayne> that cant be 1%
<@Agg> like, the 1% that runs the internet

Quote #754 (+4) [ 2003-07-09, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark_Razer> being a conjoined twin would suck pritty hard.
<Fodder> never get lonely.
<Fodder> and if you lose your carkeys, at least someone saw where you had them last

Quote #4109 (+3) [ 2007-05-06, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> is there any truth to that dreams-mean-stuff stuff!?
<Agg> biatch - natalie portman better hope not!
<Agg> coz some of the whacky stuff we get up to in my dreams, hoo boy.

Quote #97 (+8) [ 2002-11-19, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114576 <-- WTB 15-17" monitor QLD
<NBk> Jester: I've got a LG 17" here, works fine, just doesn't turn on

Quote #3402 (+17) [ 2006-06-11, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Honda is to "isn't it nice of things that just work" , As to Jensen button "My cars on fire"
<TheWedgie> thetron, you are to english what Ivan Milat was to backpacking.

Quote #1807 (+18) [ 2004-04-06, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Quote #3501 (+2) [ 2006-08-08, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> Number of babies
<klif-e> Based on your response to question 3 (sex), you are not required to answer this question
<klif-e> ;)
<Norgs-> what?
<Norgs-> you had sex with babies?
<Norgs-> thats bad klif-e.
<xphile> lol
<Simboo> lol
<Simboo> fkn poms

Quote #1105 (+4) [ 2003-10-11, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> but the naked girl in my bed will still be there tomorrow, so I'll keep you posted.
<sabretooth> Agg: when does she regain consciousness?
<MonoFOLD> as soon as the rohypnol wears off
<Rage> <Lurks> Agg has a naked girl in bed and he is on IRC <-- Addict...
<Lurks> AGG IS A REALL GEEK

Quote #1112 (+9) [ 2003-10-12, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i have an ssh session open on thor. :)
<FreeFrag> Agg, can I have one too?
<Agg> FreeFrag - sure! a small service fee of AUD$1000 per character sent or received will apply.
<gords> agg: no worries. i'll pay for FreeFrag's SSH connection and mine too. i've just ripped off a credit card from some fellow called *checks name* James Rolfe. haha, what a sucker :P

Quote #706 (+2) [ 2003-06-28, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> you have no boobies agg
<Agg> i'd debate that

Quote #3381 (+5) [ 2006-05-26, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Enfilade> heh, i just did a poo that had an apple sticker on it
< Enfilade> I must've eaten it by accident

Quote #2396 (+7) [ 2004-11-22, 13:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): the only reason people watch anime is because they'd get caught perving at 14 year olds in school uniforms fighting robots anywhere else

Quote #1911 (-4) [ 2004-05-03, 01:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eclipse> if i ever have a daughter i am totally putting high quality hidden cameras in her room

Quote #4150 (+2) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #571 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> w0t! daredevil-DivX.avi turns out to be pr0n!!!
<deepspring> hehehe
<z3n|A> if i keep getting fake files like this im gona loose my dick and turn into a hairy monster soon
<Bam> lol z3n|A
<Bam> good porno?

Quote #1156 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 19:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> this is the best confession EVER
<WhiteyFord> http://grouphug.us/confessions/060751961
<Rik> hahahah
<Rik> nasty
<knowsfords> bahaha
<knowsfords> it wasnt dog crap
<knowsfords> it was the shit for his brains seeping out
<wild> lmao

Quote #1376 (+2) [ 2003-11-24, 16:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Syxx`> (14:49:05) <CapnChron> I ain't having more then 0 kids :P --->>> yeah cause u prob have 2 or 3 u dont know about already :P
<@yale_work> or his sperm's too lazy from all the weed
<@yale_work> "hey man, what are we supposed to be doing?"
<@Syxx`> yer either or
<@yale_work> "looking for that egg... thing?"
<@yale_work> "nah, let's go looking for munchies!"
<port80> "wow man look at all the colors"
<CapnChron> lol

Quote #1555 (+1) [ 2004-01-25, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> unsupported breasts bounce up to 8cm
<aftahours> thanks TV.
<mazzanet> !
<mackieman> lol
<Largo> the most disturbing thing i heard
<aftahours> now what am i going to think when i next am down the waterfront watching all the girlies walk along
<aftahours> mmm that one looks like about a 5cm bounce

Quote #1118 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 19:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<G-banger> im interested, how do u become a moderator on OCAU??
<tron|ZzZ> G-banger: Firstly, You must denie all cliams that you have illegal software. If asked
<FreeFrag> sabretooth, do you have any pirate software? (Prove tron wrong)
<sabretooth> (19:34:11) <FreeFrag> sabretooth, do you have any pirate software? (Prove tron wrong) <-- I have pirate software. Arr mateys.
<yaleman> FreeFrag: leave thetron's ass out of this, please!
<Gibbon> there should be some "Tron's Magic Arse" coffee mugs in the OCAU merchandise. I'd buy one.
<fr0st> Gibbon - why is it that you don't have a problem drinking from "Tron's magic arse"?
<yaleman> Gibbon: you want to drink from thetron's magic ass?

Quote #49 (+10) [ 2002-11-04, 05:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<`Rage> in the gay olympics, do they play rugby? 'cause i DONT want to see that
<Agg[busy]> rugmunchby
<DJ-Studd> The gay olympics are gay
<DJ-Studd> well, um, yeh...
<LINUX> there's gay olympics now?
<`Rage> yeah
<Fred_Nurk> hehehe, gay rugby
<Fred_Nurk> scrum would take on a whole new meaning

Quote #4274 (+11) [ 2008-02-21, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

* glasnt musses Teddybear's hair with the severed arm of mazzanet
<mazzanet> the question is, why do i have a severed arm?
<glasnt> Arm? Did I say arm?
<glasnt> I apologise.
<glasnt> I meant severed sense of reality. An easy mistake.

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #1738 (+8) [ 2004-03-11, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<adi> a win xp gnome theme is the most downloaded per day
<adi> art.gnome.org
<adi> ROFL!! i just installed the winXP theme, and i selected it, and gnome crashed!! they managed to get the windows theme just perfect!!

Quote #1322 (-6) [ 2003-11-13, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> I could be naked right now and you wouldn't know.
<Agg> Unless you knew the addy for my webcam.
<biatch> Oh? :)
* Agg waves his willy at his webcam

Quote #327 (+7) [ 2003-02-13, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> The funny thing is... Firemoth always goes ":("
<Firemoth> I do not :(

Quote #861 (+7) [ 2003-08-09, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Sciby!
<@Sciby> What?
<mazzanet> hi
<@Sciby> STFU.
<mazzanet> ok

Quote #2321 (0) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas

Quote #1794 (+7) [ 2004-03-31, 17:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> rofl, fucking funny, on teh news
<Ycros> student protests at uts over higher fees
<Ycros> turned a bit violent
<Ycros> police were using capsicum spray
<Gothmog> how violent?
<Ycros> some guy grabbed the spray off a cop and sprayed them with it
<Ycros> :P
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Ycros> but thats not the funniest bit
<Skeleton> LOL
<Skeleton> cool
<Ycros> a bit later
<Ycros> the news interviewed an officer
<Ycros> and he was saying "well, when some of our equipment gets taken.."
<Skeleton> and he pee'd his pants on national television?
<Ycros> and just at that moment
<Ycros> on cue
<Ycros> someone steals his hat
<Ycros> and runs off
<BenZor> AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHa
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Gothmog> lol !
<Skeleton> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Ycros> it was fucking GOLD
<wild> straight to ugbox

Quote #2586 (-2) [ 2005-02-16, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> im a postwhore, what can i say?
<wild> lots, apparently

Quote #464 (+8) [ 2003-04-14, 01:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

Quote #3434 (+4) [ 2006-07-07, 11:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

Teddybear: Anyways, learning about anything pregnancy related seems like a worthwhile way to spend time. You never know when you're going to have to deliver a baby in an emergency :p
Teddybear: it's on Lazerus Long's list of things humans have to be able to do, anyway
Homicidal: "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
Homicidal: okay, so it wasnt on the list afterall

Quote #2543 (+2) [ 2005-01-27, 22:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<marvy\> my gf's friend got knocked up at 13, had the kid at 14, and the father was a 21y/o black guy, and he didnt get in troubloe AT ALL
<BenZ|Lapto> ...
<-- Yomamma has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<BenZ|Lapto> Nigga stole her virginity?
<BenZ|Lapto> *runs*
<fen> and her tv apparently..

Quote #2899 (+4) [ 2005-07-25, 09:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could, I suppose, go and drop off my crank.
<Lexi> er... crank?
<Narcolepsy> Crankshaft.
<Lexi> Sounds kinky? :)
<Narcolepsy> Getting it reground and balanced, and possibly other work done to it.
<Narcolepsy> And if they can press the gudgeon pins out of my pistons, they can balance and shot peen my conrods while they're at it.
<Lexi> Either you're talking about a car, or you're talking about some very interesting sexual fantasy. Which is it?
<Narcolepsy> Car. Engine rebuild. Go fast bits. No sex.
<shift> i thought it was both
<shift> the car was part of his sexual fantasy
<Narcolepsy> I DENY!
<Lexi> Is its semen black?
<Narcolepsy> Yes.
<Lexi> Ah, so it WAS a sexual fantasy :)
<Narcolepsy> And it leaks lots of it every day.

Quote #1244 (-2) [ 2003-10-29, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[n0nac] ne ways ppl who has been to www.bash.org??
[WoobiE] whats that?
[fr0st] thats a new one
[WoobiE] i bwet its porn isnt it
[n0nac] its a site on all the stupis shit that ppl say on other channels usin progs like mIRC... but alot of it is fucking jilarious
neolithic hears a sound
[ neolithic] porn! where!
[n0nac] well its a ltxt based site so yer man what eva gets u goin:|:|:|
[fr0st] with a name like bash it must be some wierd fetish
[WoobiE] n0nac, yeah right i bet its porn, im not gonna be fooled and click on it

Quote #1531 (+6) [ 2004-01-16, 12:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Google has joined #overclockers
* DDsD|l337 asks Google a question
<DDsD|l337> What is a triangle?
<[SweN]> are you feeling lucky DDsD|l337
* Daemon gives DDsD|l337 400 answers and 4 text ads

Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #2991 (+1) [ 2005-09-18, 11:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shags: i've decided to do something aboot my body
Shags: Off to buy a gym set this avo :)
Shags: if i spent the all the time i play WoW, on working out, i'd be beefcake 2000!
Lurks: and when you get to lvl 60 beefcake you will sell your account