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Quote #1618 (+6) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #2386 (+4) [ 2004-11-14, 01:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> lol, you should try jerking off drunk in a waterbed
<outonanisl> its like going on a rollercoaster, just kinda more wierd

Quote #2561 (-5) [ 2005-02-03, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fiche> wow 50 users, and all idling.. what is this efnet?
<port80> no
<port80> we dont do warez

Quote #4130 (+5) [ 2007-05-28, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> oh dang
<freaek> hot chilli for lunch
<freaek> CHILLIHIGH!
* echelon_ breaks out the hazmat suits
* eDust forewarns the hospital
* TheWedgie forewarns the cleaners

Quote #3324 (+11) [ 2006-04-13, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> new chaser clips: http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/video/default.htm?program=chaser&pres=20060331_2200
<TheWedgie> haha that was on the other night
<TheWedgie> the statue one is hillarious
<gords> absolutely
<gords> the cyclone naming rights one is hilarious too
<TheWedgie> lol yeh
<<FreeFrag> Real Player or Windows Media Player....hrmm....where's "OS X"
<gords> under the same category as "minorities no-one cares about"

Quote #4184 (+1) [ 2007-07-13, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> what is that womens chain of gyms
<Radar> fernwood
<SirPNut> the kitchen ?

Quote #290 (+5) [ 2003-01-30, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> stuipted black
<sabretooth> Dude... it's spelt "Stupid"
<sabretooth> Not stuipted
<Daemon> sabretooth: my mamma always says stuipted is as stuipted does :P

Quote #1524 (+6) [ 2004-01-15, 16:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Azazel3000 has joined #overclockers
<Azazel3000> HEllo, I need help, please send private
<Agg> my privates are private, Private.
<Vassili> lol
<enigma> ... i'm not sending my privates to anyone

Quote #2515 (+4) [ 2005-01-18, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> well, just be asured that generations are getting more and more stupid as time increases
<Jessica> Heh.
<Jessica> They are, it's wonderful.
<Jessica> >_<
<DrillSGT> You are part of the problem, Jessica, not the solution

Quote #2542 (0) [ 2005-01-27, 19:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* You were kicked by Z ((falkor) God Smotes Kieran)
<FreeFrag> smotes?
<God> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=smote
<God> oh shit, it came up with smite
* God is stupid
* God was kicked by Z ((FreeFrag) Jesus Christ. Learn to spell you moron.)

Quote #946 (+1) [ 2003-08-23, 08:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

(mazzanet): mornin
(Darkness): gah, fuck.
(Darkness): Why did i drink so much and stay out so late..
(Darkness): urrggg
(INerTIal): lol
(INerTIal): always the problem
(INerTIal): the answer is always cause i drunk too much
(Darkness): Yes, but in 30 mins i have to be at the fire station being all co-ordinated and stuff... I feel like there was a party in my mouth, and everyone was projectile vomitting!
(INerTIal): lmao

Quote #1071 (-2) [ 2003-10-05, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<a|ftahours> hmm i think my dog just ate a cat.
<a|ftahours> brb
<bh> haha
<bh> is there a cat outline in its throat
<bh> like a snake

Quote #530 (+6) [ 2003-05-05, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Cav, I've tried rubbing it.. doesn't work.

Quote #2704 (+7) [ 2005-04-23, 13:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> some guy in a wheelchair got hit by a taxi in the valley the other day
<yaleman> was rolling around yelling " I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"
<CapnChron> hahahahahahahaha
<yaleman> well, the first bit is true, the second half I added for funny value

Quote #2785 (+2) [ 2005-05-25, 19:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web`> I'd imagine you're mre organised and have the ability to concentrate more than me (anyone does), so you should be fine
<TheWedgie> lol
<TheWedgie> dunno D_Web`, i'm pretty bloody disorganised, and lose concentra LETS GO RIDE BIKES

Quote #2120 (+4) [ 2004-07-08, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> oh shit
<mazzanet> the VCR is smoking
<mazzanet> brb
<remote_man> rofl
<Bern> tell it smoking will stunt it's growth
<kizzap> didn't your mother ever tell you not to pass joints

Quote #1459 (+5) [ 2003-12-27, 15:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> GAH, i just sat on a piece of coral :(

Quote #4195 (-2) [ 2007-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:54] <Quilb> anyone know the stock market ticker for apple?
[21:54] <Shaun> AAPL.
[21:54] <Agg> iSTK
[21:54] <mazzanet> heh
[21:54] <brodsta> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> thanks Shaun :P

Quote #2157 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> bah fuck, i just speant 30mins messing with my sound drivers and i just realised my speekers wernt on
<thetron> owned

Quote #2531 (+8) [ 2005-01-24, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<praetorian> yes, i seriously hate moving pixels by hand, very bad on the back.
<Chris> scott, you're not funny, try to work with that information and use it to your (and our) advantage.

Quote #1774 (+1) [ 2004-03-26, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> eww
<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> fuckin brother
<Legoman> hahaha
<Peeka> took a picture of his cock lastnight and i just found it in my phone

Quote #4209 (-5) [ 2007-09-10, 23:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> also i managed to hook my alarm up to the internet
<gords> how does that work?
<gords> can you turn it on/off remotely?
<Tommmo> yes it has a java applet
<Tommmo> to disarm or check the status of zones
<Tommmo> but i trapped myself in my study
<Tommmo> i was fiddling with it and armed it, and the java thing crashed
<FreeFrag> rofl
<FreeFrag> So geeky.
<Tommmo> so i had to sit perfectly still
<Tommmo> and devise a plan
<FreeFrag> "Hello, Fire dept? I'm trapped in my study, please help!"
<gords> haha
<Tommmo> and it wouldnt let me reconnect
<gords> that is a better story than the alternator
<Tommmo> so i had to run to the front and disarm it. and it only went off for a few seconds.
<Tommmo> no it is not.

Quote #4022 (+6) [ 2007-01-30, 15:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> Teddybear i saw a festiva hit a skyline going like 20km/h and it was written off, the skyline had a little dent
<Teddybear> Yeah, but the skyline driver was still a tosser

Quote #1317 (+7) [ 2003-11-13, 23:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> element: Case modding for better cooling isn't pointless. I like that. Case modding with a few CCFL's, a window, and flashing LED fans is stupid, but it may get you chicks.

Quote #2271 (+1) [ 2004-09-02, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> futon is french for "fuck me, this thing is uncomfortable"

Quote #2526 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 11:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @Nick ] it rocks
[ @Nick ] goin to hong kong tomorrow
[ gords ] whatcha doing over there, Nick?
[ David ] asian chicks, of course :)
[ David ] uh-oh, would that score me a K-Line? :|

Quote #2126 (+9) [ 2004-07-09, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby2> Guys, anyone who's got my mobile number, can they please pm or sms me their details again... yay for having a blank phone. If I don't know you, don't pm me your number, because I'll just post it to alt.mental-problems.sociopath.day-release-programs

Quote #1545 (+4) [ 2004-01-21, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Whos up for some MTA?
<knowsfords> nah not atm
<knowsfords> I only play with chumps...
<Fod> same here knowsfords
<Fod> so i'll play freefrag :)

Quote #190 (+8) [ 2002-12-22, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yaleman> I just got kicked out of an online pictionary game for drawing somepeople doing it doggie style :)

Quote #275 (+2) [ 2003-01-20, 09:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I'm not a big fan of cars
<Cav> Enfilade: im not a big fan of anal sex, your point?
<Enfilade> What happened?
<Cav> Enfilade: someone forgot to use lube :(

Quote #1324 (+5) [ 2003-11-14, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> MadHatter: I've been power-tool-free for two years. I went to counselling and everthing

Quote #3478 (+1) [ 2006-07-31, 14:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: the house across from me was a brothel once
outy: probably one of the most un descreet or tasteful brothels, but nether the less, you paid your money, got your end wet, and then came out to find three out of four hubcaps missing from the falcon, and somebody has robbed the change from your centreconsole

Quote #612 (+6) [ 2003-06-01, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> I'm taking it as a learning experience.
<Baker> At least no-one was really hurt, apart from my keck
<Baker> err.
<Baker> neck even.
<Folken`> poor keck :(
<ed> You should get your keck looked at.

Quote #307 (+9) [ 2003-02-09, 08:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Crudmuffin detaches himself from IRC
* Lurks laughs as Crudmuffin pulls the CAT5 plug from his ass

Quote #2522 (+6) [ 2005-01-21, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, wtf .. eating rice crackers.. the green ones are "surprise, wasabi grenade" flavour.. bleh

Quote #2602 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

Topic for #***** is MIA: Pace. Suspected found a life.

Quote #189 (+15) [ 2002-12-21, 08:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** LoneWolf_ changed topic to '<Cav> completed :) * Cav opens it <Cav> MAN PORN! <Cav> fuck you both, im watchign it'

Quote #3480 (-2) [ 2006-07-31, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> myne- - imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
<myne-> what if I just stab you instead?

Quote #894 (+3) [ 2003-08-13, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoJoker> heheh shane warne just can't keep it in his pants
<MonoJoker> what a fuckwit
<FLoRa> Thats how I met him

Quote #28 (+4) [ 2002-10-26, 07:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I love my cock. Without it I'd be much less of a man...
<Narcolepsy> Nearly an inch less of a man...

Quote #175 (+50) [ 2002-12-18, 11:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** VooDoo sets mode: +m
<VooDoo> you gunna continue to be lamers?
*** Narc|Yale is now known as Yes
*** Yes is now known as wait-no
*** wait-nop is now known as were-done
*** Quadbox is now known as lol

Quote #179 (+14) [ 2002-12-19, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Groomy: i was so fucking sotned last night that i couldnt find my lighter
<Cav> it was in my hand

Quote #1239 (+3) [ 2003-10-29, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): MadHatter - i'll refer you to gibbon for that answer :) So, Gibbon... was it hard? :)
(@Gibbon): at times

Quote #2655 (+11) [ 2005-03-30, 00:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rjbs]: WHO ARE YOU PEOPL!?!
[ DaveQB]: lol
[ dstate2]: rjbs, i am your father
[ rjbs]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[ rjbs]: Can I borrow the car?

Quote #4144 (+8) [ 2007-06-05, 16:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<lolcat> Haikus are easy
<lolcat> But sometimes they don't make sense
<lolcat> Refrigerator

Quote #380 (+9) [ 2003-03-06, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> I bag the big screw!
<Darkness> You want to get laid by a fat chick?
<Forraje> it's fun until your friends find out
<Darkness> or someone looses an eye.... or their pelvic bone.

Quote #3010 (+12) [ 2005-10-02, 16:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Sms from mum
<Chronic> "Close ur fucking curtains, I can see you smoking weed"
<@Fragwizard> ROFL
<@Fragwizard> busted :P
<Chronic> just replying back "where are you?"
<Chronic> Oooh that rights
<Chronic> She's at my neighbours, I see her now

Quote #3390 (+11) [ 2006-06-02, 21:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

«biatch» Oh my goodness! Kingy really did email me a pic of his weiner!
«sabretooth» Heh
«biatch» You filthy animal!
«Sciby» Really?
«Sciby» bwahahaha
«Sciby» That's awesome.
«Bern|pizza» moo
«Grosby» FORWARD - grosby[at]gmail[dot]com

Quote #1197 (0) [ 2003-10-22, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> guess whos back, back again
<vossy> vossy back
<vossy> tell ya mums
<Fork> no it's vossy's back
<Fork> tell some men

Quote #930 (+2) [ 2003-08-19, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BobsYourUncle> my damn fly keeps unzipping itself
<Ros`away> sure its not your hand bob ?