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Quote #3676 (+2) [ 2006-12-05, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> today i saw what looked like a chick giving her boyfriend a blowjob on a train station platform
<tensop> damnit.. need a job
<tensop> so fkn bored

Quote #3910 (+2) [ 2006-12-23, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo- keeps looking for someone trustworthy in Sydney
<@sabretooth> VooDoo-: benz
<Shaun> hahahahahahaha

Quote #3880 (+2) [ 2006-12-21, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> my computer was frozen by a dick in a box

Quote #3891 (+2) [ 2006-12-22, 09:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frost|work> Draffa|a: I tried dating a girl 3 years younger than me a little while ago, NEVER AGAIN
<noel-fjord> Frost|work: she stole your crayons?
<Frost|work> noel-fjord: worse, my blankey :(

Quote #4153 (+2) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #4124 (+2) [ 2007-05-21, 16:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wuz) i flashed my mp3 player the other day
(@RPM) did it laugh at how small your willy was?
(Megasaxon) lol
(Wuz) it took me a moment to get that

Quote #4125 (+2) [ 2007-05-22, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> i beleive george w bush should be premmy of vic
<Deanodrvr> Kennett picked up the pieces after Cain and Kirner
<Tensop> so we can invade S.A for hiding dams of mass volume
<brodsta> lol
<Tensop> but the intelligence was bad, and the water tasted shit!

Quote #4184 (+2) [ 2007-07-13, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> what is that womens chain of gyms
<Radar> fernwood
<SirPNut> the kitchen ?

Quote #4188 (+2) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #4047 (+2) [ 2007-03-03, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ocau's forums are basically just one big guestbook for my blog.

Quote #4198 (+2) [ 2007-08-12, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> YOUNG drivers continue to risk lives on the road by flouting tough new licence laws, with a statewide police operation on P-plate and learner drivers booking almost 700 offenders in a 24-hour period. Police made 687 traffic-infringement bookings across NSW during the blitz, which ended at midnight on Wednesday.
<Rage> lawl
<Rage> my mate is selling his RX7s
<Rage> and some guy came to take it for a test drive, gave my mate his keys and my mate let him go
<Rage> dude calls him
<Rage> he'd been booked at 120 in a 60 zone
<Rage> car got impounded
<mazzanet> haha
<Rage> dude still wants to buy it though, to fix up while his licence is suspended
<mazzanet> heh fail.
<Radar> Heh, cop that
<Rage> i think my mate put it best when he said 'i'm selling a lemon to an idiot!'

Quote #4103 (+2) [ 2007-05-01, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> brb, dunno if this will work
<eDust_> i can still see you...
<Crudmuffin> back
<eDust_> worst magic trick ever

Quote #4105 (+2) [ 2007-05-05, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BTC> I think i have just been scarred... there's a Tom Hanks movie on...and he was just wrestling in his jocks with a dog...
<Rage> i was watching porn last night, and the scene was in someone's backyard
<Rage> and in the background some of the 'crew' could be seen playing fetch with a dog
<Agg> i hope "playing fetch" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of
<Rage> no, its exactly as described
<Rage> the game which involves throwing a stick for the dog to pick up and return to you
<Agg> i hope "throwing a stick" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of

Quote #4214 (+2) [ 2007-09-26, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

< benz> Is it wrong to sleep with my ex (who cheated on me)'s best mate?
< Nick> its wrong for anyone to sleep with you

Quote #4219 (+2) [ 2007-10-07, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> maybe i should just build it without permission
<Dopefish> PWNT
<predder> you'll be PWNT when it gets knocked down because you didnt have approval
<csimrace> man, the good stuff always happens in the ad breaks
<Dopefish> no predder no
<Dopefish> ill put wheels on the bottom
<Dopefish> and say its not a building but its infact a prototype car
<csimrace> then they'll ask you to see how it goes in a crash test :)
<Dopefish> a non road car

Quote #4249 (+2) [ 2007-12-03, 23:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> You learn something new everyday.. today i learnt that the governemnt can jail you and take your wages/house/drivers license/car if you dont pay a parking fine for 4 months. It all nicely laid out in the enforcement order they mailed me saying payup by 22nd of december or your fucked.
<Stygian> hah
* GSlicer has quit (Ping timeout)
* BTC is now known as BedTC|Zzz
* lurks2 is now known as Lurks
<fen> i think i'll pay it now..

Quote #3996 (+2) [ 2007-01-02, 00:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my boss was telling me about the time him and his best mate when they were in their 20s bought a whole load of fireworks
<brodsta> ah homemade
<Rage> FILLED the car up
<Rage> to the max
<Rage> and was driving along the main road of sheppo
<Rage> and his mate dropped his cigarette
<Rage> they bailed, and the car was destroyed
<Rage> lol
<brodsta> It would have looked spectacular though

Quote #4276 (+2) [ 2008-02-25, 23:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> Holy shit
<V8R[ws]> good plan, im out too
<Asteroid> lol been there done that :p
<brodsta> There is a computer shop in Ipswich with a WEBSITE
<brodsta> We have ascended the staircades from the pits of desperation
<brodsta> www.worldwidepc.com.au
<glasnt> brodsta: they have the internet in ipswich?!
<brodsta> I know, and here we are using satellite glasnt
<glasnt> I'm using dropbears
<glasnt> they pick up the packets and drop them where they are picked up my the tube monkeys
<glasnt> You may say they don't exist, but we use them to scare the tourists, else they'd be harvested for wifi in Tokyo or something :S

Quote #4289 (+2) [ 2008-03-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<falkor> why do you want to go to manilla? :/
<knowsfjord> he wants to visit the factory where they make all the folders

Quote #4341 (+2) [ 2008-06-30, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Radar> Fuck waking the dog for a joke
<@Agg> i hope you missed an l there and not an n

Quote #4343 (+2) [ 2008-07-06, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords opens a strip club so exclusive that he cannot get in
<AngelMoo> glasnt: didn't get up on the table? could have made yourself some extra cash
<glasnt> AngelMoo: if only you were there.
<@Bern> I would have paid to se that
<glasnt> Would it make you weak at the kneews, bern?
<@Bern> No, it might make me hard somewhere else though
<knowsfords> of hearing?
<@Bern> ...yes

Quote #4355 (+2) [ 2008-07-27, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish1`> http://www.howarddarkes.com/photos/linuxposter.jpg
<@Agg> it's the most important 1% tho ;)
<@Wayne> that cant be 1%
<@Agg> like, the 1% that runs the internet

Quote #4377 (+2) [ 2013-12-08, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bfm> Got results from the specialist this morning. Great news, in that the tests concluded that I don't suffer from a rare-rare condition which would exacerbate my rare condition!
<Toje> congrats, eat some bacon
<Toje> so what does that mean BFM?
<bfm> That eating bacon could kill me.
<bfm> =/

Quote #159 (+3) [ 2002-12-12, 10:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Womb0> o0o0o0o big words
<Womb0> i am illetirate

Quote #170 (+3) [ 2002-12-16, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PooJou> the meanest cars ive been are: Diablo (singapore) R34,33,32 GTR, HSV GTS, Ferrari F3 someting (modena - also singapore) 350Z :D
<Agg> you were a car?
<z3[n]> hah!
<z3[n]> we kno what he ment
<Nza> hahaha
<Rex-Out> coool... i wanna be reincarnated as a bird, but cars can also be cool
<Nza> multiple cars it would seem Agg, appears to have the ability to morph :P

Quote #173 (+3) [ 2002-12-16, 08:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav throws Decker into the lake for backing into him
* Decker runs away from the gay men
<Cav> youll be running forever fool :P
<Hibba> Decker: u cant run away from ur self

Quote #210 (+3) [ 2002-12-27, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so i blow
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channeel
* DeathStar was kicked by VooDoo (WAY too much info)

Quote #211 (+3) [ 2002-12-28, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETS VIOLENT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE
<[P]engo> http://www.intelligentx.com/newsletters/entertainment/articles/story_ent5_122602.cfm
<[P]engo> lol
<VooDoo> ssshhhh
<VooDoo> your breaking the silence
<[P]engo> oh shit sorry
<VooDoo> so you should be
<VooDoo> its to late, its already broken now
<[P]engo> oh no whatever have i done!
*** ThomoH[B] has left #overclockers
<dec> look what you've done to Thomo
<dec> and you woke me up
<VooDoo> [P]engo, you really stuffed up this time.

Quote #23 (+3) [ 2002-10-25, 07:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MissKitty> You wanna dog me behind my back
<MissKitty> do it to my face pls
<Kittie> excuse me?
<Kittie> ?
<MissKitty> [01:06] <Sciby> kittie: Feel free to distribute naked pictures like MissSatine did though. *ahem*
<MissKitty> [01:06] <Kittie> miss slutine?
<Kittie> yeah? and?
<MissKitty> Kindly do it to my face or not at all
<MissKitty> ok little girl
<Kittie> not my fault ur a slut
<MissKitty> What is your definition of a slut?
<Kittie> you
<MissKitty> No wonder I am a slut in your eyes then
<Kittie> slut Pronunciation Key (slt)
<Kittie> n.
<Kittie> A woman considered sexually promiscuous.
<Kittie> A woman prostitute.
<Kittie> A slovenly woman; a slattern.
<MissKitty> I am aware of the dictionary term for slut
<MissKitty> I do not howevere fit into that

Quote #28 (+3) [ 2002-10-26, 07:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I love my cock. Without it I'd be much less of a man...
<Narcolepsy> Nearly an inch less of a man...

Quote #123 (+3) [ 2002-11-25, 04:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sniper1400> What's the most useless thing in sport?
<Daemon> sniper1400: clothing in the women's volleyball? :)
<sniper1400> more like clothing in any womens sport

Quote #284 (+3) [ 2003-01-26, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> 30 seconds? I last longer when having sex.
<Lurks> \Roscoe: what you only last 31 seconds?
<\Roscoe> 34 thank you very much.

Quote #366 (+3) [ 2003-03-02, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-217.spiderweb.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-126.spiderweb.com.au) has joined #anomaly
* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

Quote #423 (+3) [ 2003-03-26, 15:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> my keyboard is fucking weird, i turn it upside down, give it a shake and pubes fall out

Quote #469 (+3) [ 2003-04-15, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> Nozz: I know a guy that lives in tasmania! What relation is he to you?
<Nozz> Cousin and boyfriend

Quote #472 (+3) [ 2003-04-15, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> Cham: Wanking over pr0n isn't shagging, sorry dude. You're still a virgin :P
<Rage> Manaz - a married virgin
<Rage> :)
<FreeFrag> god damnit guys, i'm wearing smokeyou out tonight!
<Manaz> use some lube then...

Quote #523 (+3) [ 2003-05-04, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> boobies on CH9
<sabretooth> thanks voods :P
<Daemon> hrm, that reminds me... I should change the oil in my g/box
<VooDoo> boobies reminds you of gearbox oil? you must take ages to "clean up" afterwards

Quote #538 (+3) [ 2003-05-10, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
<Simboo> whether junkz shaves in the morning or not :P

Quote #575 (+3) [ 2003-05-18, 23:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> trolling for hardcore tamaotchi porn isnt easy

Quote #601 (+3) [ 2003-05-28, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I feel pretty hardcore after my nap
<Enfilade> I had a dream about stealing knickers from some woman's clothes line

Quote #623 (+3) [ 2003-06-04, 19:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NertMonkey> * NertMonkey jumps up and down *
<kiddo> maenz
<NertMonkey> SOMEBODY ENTERTAIN NERTMONKEY!!!!!
* kiddo gets on his knees
<kiddo> oops
<kiddo> "wrong chan"

Quote #666 (+3) [ 2003-06-13, 03:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RedOctober> brb
<RedOctober> Gota scare the shit outa my sister :P
<RedOctober> Muwhahah
<RedOctober> I got my sister, and her friend
<RedOctober> Damn I'm good :P
<RoSWeLL> how ?
<RedOctober> They were @ Newgrounds on my dad's PC
<RedOctober> I came from behind and waited ;P
<RoSWeLL> just use remote control panel ..
<RoSWeLL> pop up goatse on their screen
<RedOctober> Hahah
<RoSWeLL> thatd scare the shit out of em
<RoSWeLL> probally be scarred for life or left blind one of the two

Quote #692 (+3) [ 2003-06-22, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> when my friend had a party, a few people threw up in his backyard. we were there a few months later, and you could see this chunky tufts of grass where the spew was
<Rik_> it had grown 3 times as long as the other grass

Quote #709 (+3) [ 2003-06-29, 19:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slidey> waa my mp3s are playing very sped up
<emp|crash0r> drugs are bad for you mkay?

Quote #795 (+3) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #831 (+3) [ 2003-07-31, 15:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> K1 wants his next GF to be dumb as a post
<Bleeter> ek, i'd be going other direction then. at least two brain cells please
<Carrots> yeah.. me too.. I want a gf who is atleast a bit of a challenge at 2 player games
<INerTIal> lol
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Bleeter> i'd like a GF who'd actually not run away @ the thought of playing a comp game
* INerTIal nods
<INerTIal> that would be nice i must admit
<Bleeter> i mean, just ONCE
<RoSWeLL> if u find one Bleeter let me know
<head_rush> lol, no way I want a gf that has NFI about computers
<head_rush> So like after a hard day at work
<head_rush> We can just have mad sex0r
<wry> my ex gf played comp games
<wry> we even played rpg games (book based + card based)
<head_rush> Like if they are better at a computer game than me
<head_rush> Thats just fucked
<head_rush> OMFG
<head_rush> YOUR GF WAS A FUCKING NERD

Quote #833 (+3) [ 2003-07-31, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Ros`away): is back -( making dinner )- gone 29 min 32 s
* Ros`away is now known as RoSWeLL
<Spark_No2> wha? u bought pizza?
<RoSWeLL> no made myself some dinner i dislike scallops
<Spark_No2> ewww scallops remind me of licking a pussy after its been bushwalking and hasnt had a shower
<RoSWeLL> lol

Quote #876 (+3) [ 2003-08-10, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<head_rush> Like this one dude at work
<head_rush> Went upto this chick, and like drinks her coke
<head_rush> And she goes, you can have some if you like, its left over fromt his morning, could be abit flat
<head_rush> And then the dude goes
<head_rush> Cant be as flat as your chest
<RoSWeLL> lol she was owned
<head_rush> YEr

Quote #878 (+3) [ 2003-08-11, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> So er, do you massage bums, bumassager?
<biatch> would you massage my bum?
<sabretooth> I will!
<bumassager> no
<bumassager> and
<bumassager> no
<bumassager> its a nick
<Erve> with my leg :wiggle eyebrows:
<bumassager> dou actually have a sabre tooth??
<bumassager> and are u a female dog?
<bumassager> i think not
<sabretooth> Well, yes.

Quote #887 (+3) [ 2003-08-12, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif[W]> no patching RMIT production servers against Win32.Blaster.Worm
<XiTatiON> hehe stupid worm
<XiTatiON> i bet all our fucking clients get it :(
<XiTatiON> i bet i cant get it due to my firewall arangments
<Agg> you have fucking clients? wow, i just have advertising clients.