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Quote #1067 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #1069 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 16:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> well "your a homo"
<thetron> :D
<sabretooth> "you're" :)
<yale|php> well, "you can't spell"
<yale|php> yup
<thetron> You's go also false teeth
<yale|php> thetron: give up while you're way behind man

Quote #1094 (+6) [ 2003-10-09, 05:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

Quote #1100 (+6) [ 2003-10-10, 03:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(bh`): go go action internet
(FreeFrag): You're with bigpond. You've connected to IRC. THat's an achievement.

Quote #1141 (+6) [ 2003-10-15, 18:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> FUCK
<neolithic> sister clicked restart on gateway
<rade> bye neolithic :P
<neolithic> turns out it was log off :P
<Darmok> panic merchant
<Fodzilla> drama queen
<aftahours> poof

Quote #1154 (+6) [ 2003-10-18, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<whiteb> i wish I had zoom on my camera
<kas-> just buy a broomstick handle
<kas-> and attach the camera to the end
<whiteb> LOL
<kas-> :)
<kas-> that's great zoom!

Quote #1169 (+6) [ 2003-10-19, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<odes> `banlist
<Sparks> dunno
<odes> `listban
<Sparks> `listsluts
<Carrots> lol
<Carrots> dont do that sparks, you'll crash the server

Quote #1180 (+6) [ 2003-10-20, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win
<PooJou> [22:09] <Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win <- amen to that... thats like... fully malaysian style :D
<Tate> wtf
<Tate> it's no style
<Tate> it's jus
<Tate> a shirt + boxers
<Tate> both random
<Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<PooJou> *suss*
<Tate> lol
<Tate> they're seriosly pink
<Tate> and I wear them
<Tate> otuside
<Tate> I feel like if someone is waling past
<Tate> they'll yell it
<Tate> YOU FUCKING QUEER
<PooJou> 'hey baby, i'm wearing pink boxers'
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> Chicks + boxers + singlet = drool....................
* PooJou goes back to the corner
<Tate> dude
<Tate> chicks + nothing = droll
<Rage> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll <-- lol... droll means boring...
<Tate> haha
<Tate> fuck you tom
<Tate> :P
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> tates gay!
<PooJou> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll | [22:12] <Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<Rage> lol
<PooJou> I rest my case

Quote #1201 (+6) [ 2003-10-22, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RTG> ah i saw Prince last night
<Fod> uh oh
<Fod> did you slap him with your cock?
<RTG> not close enough
<Fod> he was more than 3" away?

Quote #1278 (+6) [ 2003-11-04, 22:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draebor hands DDsD a hashcookie
<DDsD> pfft hash?
<DDsD> hash is for n00bs :p
<DDsD> How about a cokecookie? =D

Quote #1337 (+6) [ 2003-11-15, 22:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> bundy: "I'd rather drink another man's semen"

Quote #1415 (+6) [ 2003-12-05, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Akumas> Agg, aren't you the almighty owner of OCAU?
<Agg> coroner - because they are profoundly uncomfortable for long distances :)
<Hunter> agg would that be like riding a mountain bike for a couple of days
<Agg> Akumas - no, that's a guy called thetron.. i just work here
* Banzai is now known as Banzai[CS]
<Akumas> Oh, sorry.. 'work' are you employed by ocau?
* BBQ_69 has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by retards trying to toast buns.)
<coroner> hopefully they have improved i plan to ride to phillip island in 2 yrs
<Moose> What bike is comfortable for long distances?
<Hunter> a trike
<Agg> kinda. it's part of my parole agreement. counts as community service.
<Akumas> I see I see..
* definate has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Akumas> Hope I'm not being too nosey

Quote #1461 (+6) [ 2003-12-28, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Agg-: oh and i need a cronjob
<FreeFrag> dont be rude :o
<Agg-> jeez, you could at least buy me dinner first

Quote #1469 (+6) [ 2003-12-31, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Hmm, I think I'll send a postcard to my new sponser child. :D
<Agg-> postcard of what?
<Agg-> send him a picture of a big juicy steak.
<Agg-> man, i'm so going to hell.
<Gibbon> Half Eaten

Quote #1476 (+6) [ 2004-01-05, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ShadowB|ade) -17:49:35- (Aussie) our private channel was violated :) << but in a good way..
(Aussie) lol
(ShadowB|ade) pfft violated.. you make it sound like a 13yo girl :p

Quote #1481 (+6) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)

Quote #1524 (+6) [ 2004-01-15, 16:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Azazel3000 has joined #overclockers
<Azazel3000> HEllo, I need help, please send private
<Agg> my privates are private, Private.
<Vassili> lol
<enigma> ... i'm not sending my privates to anyone

Quote #1518 (+6) [ 2004-01-14, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macca> the only thing that will get in the way of this lan is my sister
<fod> is she hot?
<macca> no, she is a pain in the ass...
<fod> idb?

Quote #1531 (+6) [ 2004-01-16, 12:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Google has joined #overclockers
* DDsD|l337 asks Google a question
<DDsD|l337> What is a triangle?
<[SweN]> are you feeling lucky DDsD|l337
* Daemon gives DDsD|l337 400 answers and 4 text ads

Quote #1536 (+6) [ 2004-01-19, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vassili> hey Cav, are you the guy that everyone thinks/knows is gay?

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #1551 (+6) [ 2004-01-24, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(sbobz) a mate of mine used to be 'the phantom shitter' at my school... we had those tv's that are suspended by an arm attached to roof etc... you'd get into class and there'd be a fresh man-turd up there, or in the teachers drawer, or in the middle of the floor, or in the staff room, etc..
(sbobz) was quite good at it
(Largo) phantom shitter rofl
(Hibba) lol
(sbobz) he'd crap in highly unlikely places
(sbobz) and never got busted

Quote #1581 (+6) [ 2004-02-01, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BoobooKittiFukk> a pom in one of the tour groups we took in paris
<BoobooKittiFukk> asked me if a taz devil really spun around like that

Quote #1592 (+6) [ 2004-02-04, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[@Agg] the worst thing about looking for pool table accessories on ebay is you also get pool accessories. like men's speedos. with pictures on the items listing page.
[orlock] Agg: try snooker :)
[@Agg] pooltable pooltable cue cue lights pooltable GENITALS

Quote #1606 (+6) [ 2004-02-08, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> At Microsoft, we need the best programmers. Only virgins need apply. We attribute the numerous security flaws in Windows to programmers who have gotten laid. Our studies show that one blow job is responsible for an average of seventeen buffer overflows. Be pure and join our team.
<c> I make it a rule not to have sex while programming

Quote #1615 (+6) [ 2004-02-09, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kommando> wtf is COD and why do you have to pay for it?

Quote #1626 (+6) [ 2004-02-11, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> apple pie is too delicious to be fucked.

Quote #1645 (+6) [ 2004-02-16, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cycle has quit IRC (bbs cats on fire...)

Quote #1683 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #1678 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 15:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> 1 AUD = 0.772513 USD !?!
<brembo`> was almost 0.8USD on friday
<knowsfords> someone sneezed brembo` :/
<echelon> someone shat on an Australian $20 bill and posted it to George Bush

Quote #1682 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 17:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Why so quiet?
<FreeFrag> Could it finally have happened? +b *!*.n00b?

Quote #1746 (+6) [ 2004-03-16, 02:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<araknid> nothing quite disables the windows keys like ripping them off and melting them on a hot fry pan :)
<Junkz0r> You're my hero araknid

Quote #1729 (+6) [ 2004-03-07, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<H6D617A7A6> lo \Roscoe, D_Web
<\Roscoe\> I think my drivers license number just said hello to me.
<gayfrog> :O
<H6D617A7A6> haha
<TheWedgie> LOL

Quote #1753 (+6) [ 2004-03-21, 13:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> and now its back to 17 hours
<@timace> 17 hrs?
<@Matt-R> to finish this ut2004 torrent
<@timace> ahhhh
<@timace> at least it'll be there for you within the next year
<@timace> on my connection, by the time it downloads, UT2010 will be out :P
<@Matt-R> lol

Quote #1775 (+6) [ 2004-03-26, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bdboy142> lot going on here:|
<Agg> it's friday night, all the cool people are out partying.
<Agg> and you and i are in here. hi.

Quote #1793 (+6) [ 2004-03-31, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<carpet> Don't you love it when tomato sauce turns to chutney of its own accord...

Quote #1809 (+6) [ 2004-04-07, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Nemo has left
<33735> hey your dads looking for you

Quote #1815 (+6) [ 2004-04-09, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> anyone got a link so i can setup apache (version 2) start on boot for linux
<athlonxp> add it to your autoexec.bat

Quote #1817 (+6) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #1853 (+6) [ 2004-04-17, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> * Nozzette is now known as Nozz <--another sex change funded by medicare >:-(
<Falkor> i NEED IT

Quote #1891 (+6) [ 2004-04-29, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Nozz> Stix is the only one I'd consider to be a genuine beanpole
<Tallyrand> wish i was a bean pole not a brick shithouse
<Saga> what? red and with mortar in your cracks Tallyrand?

Quote #1903 (+6) [ 2004-04-30, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> something sucks more wang than me?

Quote #1959 (+6) [ 2004-05-14, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kojack: I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS OF A BURITO RECEIPE FROM A PORN SITE!

Quote #1969 (+6) [ 2004-05-17, 02:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, i'm so close to ordering these knives off the tv
<Agg> i must remember the lesson of the titanium drillbits
<Agg> which turned out to be constructed entirely of cheese

Quote #1971 (+6) [ 2004-05-17, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> how did general electric manage to get 3.0.0.0->3.255.255.255
<pace> ocnet is all about the efficient distribution of icecream
<primz> and the icecream network just stopped out the front of my door. thanks lurks.
<FreeFrag> Why would GE need 16,581,375 IP Addresses?
<primz> one for every fridge
<dec> i really don't know FreeFrag
<rma> haha
<dec> hahah
<pace> ip to fridge
<FreeFrag> FoIP
<pace> it the way to go
<primz> heh, yeah, where have you been for the last year?
<rma> FreeFrag hehe
* primz pings 3.255.255.255.3 and receives a glass of milk
<FreeFrag> Convergent Technoligies are bringing your computer and fridge together w00t :S

Quote #1988 (+6) [ 2004-05-22, 00:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> i bought it from dell directly
<eDust> with an invoice and all
<knowsfords> :O
<knowsfords> you sold your soul!!
<knowsfords> :p
<eDust> but i saved about 60%

Quote #2026 (+6) [ 2004-06-03, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> on the way back from pub/crown we saw 6x patrol cars, 3x divvy vans, a police campervan thing and a helicopter
<Rage> all weaving through some park
<CrashDummy> police picnic
<Rage> this was like 1am CrashDummy :P
<CrashDummy> the law never sleeps

Quote #2138 (+6) [ 2004-07-12, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rufus> rego due soon though :(
<nko> mines till feb! D:
<Rufus> D:?
<Rufus> D:\
<Rufus> D:\>
<Rufus> D:\> format c: /u /q /autotest
<Rufus> yay!
* nko mind boggles

Quote #2158 (+6) [ 2004-07-19, 10:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Draffa closed the wrong window!
<Draffa> a whole hour of work, GONE!
<wolfeh_> it's ok i have our cyber on logs :D
<Draffa> FUCK!

Quote #2313 (+6) [ 2004-09-30, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I can't be bothered getting invoved with anyone
<Strange1> that just sounds a little forced...
<Strange1> Like " I could get a Ferrari, but I dont like the colours"
<D_Web> oh
<D_Web> ok then
<D_Web> nobody would ever want to go out with me
<D_Web> there :P
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Strange1> I wasnt trying to make u feel bad :O
<Strange1> but if you insist...
<Strange1> :P
<D_Web> yeah, well, I suppose the letter bombs say it better than you ever could :/