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Quote #4007 (+7) [ 2007-01-12, 15:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> so does anyone know how to open a .bun file?
<gords> with a knife utility?
<Strange1> ...
<gords> :P

Quote #4237 (+7) [ 2007-10-29, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> fucking hell, one of my friends has MSN and has a virus that keeps trying to send out infected marriages
<csimpson> an infected marriage would suck
<csimpson> even more than a regular marriage

Quote #4275 (+7) [ 2008-02-21, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> i wonder what "bugger" translates to in swedish
<brodsta> Possibly into it's literal form :P
<glasnt> Booga?
* brodsta (brodsta@C-59-100-33-75.for.connect.net.au) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<glasnt> Ah... brodsta timed out. Do we blame it on the boogie?

Quote #4312 (+7) [ 2008-05-06, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Statts> who the fuck eats seafood extender?
* Lardman (lolwhat.te@58.202.49.122-static.velocitynet.com.au) has joined #overclockers
* Kane (Kane@124-170-147-39.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
>V8R[ucml]> kath n kim....
<Daemo> extender? is that the seafood mix stuff? looks white and orange
<Tank> is that the orange and white stuff?
<V8R[ucml]> lol
<One``> i love that stuff
<One``> its so cheap, too. cheaper than almost anything else per kg, almost cheaper than potatoes

Quote #4318 (+7) [ 2008-05-13, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> uk.news.yahoo.com Bournemouth has become the first town in the UK to get super-fast internet connections - via the sewerage system. More than 88,000 homes and businesses in the Dorset town will benefit from internet speeds up to 100Mbps under the scheme, considerably faster than consumer broadband speeds on the market.
<Dopefish> Lets go to dorset!!
<InTheFade> poonet ftw
<Agg> you can download all the shit you want, bro

Quote #4331 (+7) [ 2008-06-10, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:04] <@Wayne> A previous user of this textbook has circled every single word "of" throughout the book.
[20:04] * @Wayne facepalms
[20:04] <mazzanet> haha
[20:04] <Rezin> How many pages?
[20:04] <@Wayne> 152
[20:05] <Rezin> Fark. That's dedication.
[20:05] <Jayci> lol.... that's boredom
[20:05] <AngelMoo> what subject?
[20:05] <Crystal> dedication or extreme boredom
[20:05] <@Wayne> And it is a History textbook, so not like a Maths textbook with lots of formulae, the bulk of it is words.

Quote #171 (+6) [ 2002-12-16, 08:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> Cav worships the ass demon
* Cav is just like that :)
<Womb0> Cav: ur strange
<Cav> yeah
<Cav> im a complete fucking wierdo :)

Quote #183 (+6) [ 2002-12-20, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> OMG! Baker has no bunghole!!!
<Baker|BBL> You noticed Narcolepsy :D
<Narcolepsy> Can I see? jk..
<Baker|BBL> Sure! go to www.goa... err...
<Rage> :o

Quote #204 (+6) [ 2002-12-24, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vindaloo> http://13inchclan.gonadland.com/crap/stfunew.jpg
<Sciby> Vinds, you worry me.
<Sciby> So very, very much.
<vindaloo> what? whaaaat?
<dec> I saw that coming :P
<Sciby> And thus, dec explains his sex life.

Quote #212 (+6) [ 2002-12-28, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats those script things called were it says like everything in a movie. like what they say word for word..
<Forraje> a script
<^catalyst> DURH

Quote #10 (+6) [ 2002-10-21, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years
* reverb looks at righ hand
<reverb> sometimes we have threesomes
* reverb looks at left hand

Quote #15 (+6) [ 2002-10-23, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> I want to get my penis working but I really have no idea how to use it either.
<Skit> people use it, becomes unstable..

Quote #41 (+6) [ 2002-10-28, 07:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> hrmm... i never realized how much i've been in here till now (reading sticks #Overclockers Stats)
<Cav> Rudeboi the irc junky :)
<Cav> although i think i earnt numerous irc-dick points for coming in here immediately after i locked myself out of my own house :)

Quote #69 (+6) [ 2002-11-10, 03:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> so when do i get email from the ocau subscribe list then ? :D
<Cav> when hell freezes over and the four horsemen come to layeth the smack down upon your arse..
<Cav> then and only then shall email be sent via the ocau list :P
<Rage> heh
<Cav> so it was written in agg 2:11
<Rage> new or old testiment?
<Cav> old :)
<Cav> the new testament speaks of reform, the move to linux and the atrocity of the newbs

Quote #74 (+6) [ 2002-11-14, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkness> tron : I bet you have a lot of ideas, right?
<thetron> Darkness quote me from the movie "the castle"
<Darkness> tron "Fuck off you clown?"

Quote #76 (+6) [ 2002-11-15, 06:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Wolff cuddles telstra

Quote #88 (+6) [ 2002-11-18, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Chaos|Work inserts some torts into his ass.

Quote #91 (+6) [ 2002-11-19, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* SHizz moons DJ-Studd
* DJ-Studd takes a photo of shizz' hairy ass and posts it on the net
* SHizz takes foto and adds to the collection

Quote #101 (+6) [ 2002-11-20, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> my suspension rocks
<Narc|Lag> You sould get that looked at...

Quote #119 (+6) [ 2002-11-23, 03:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PooJou> everyones leaving :(
<WhiteyFord> im not.. baby

Quote #219 (+6) [ 2003-01-01, 03:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> feel like a dog shat in my head :-(
<jase> better than a camel shitting in your mouth
<Carrots> ew

Quote #222 (+6) [ 2003-01-01, 08:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TBC> anyone up for hitting the harrys practise chat room with me?!
<spas> i would rather pick through my vomit to try and find out what i got up too last night

Quote #286 (+6) [ 2003-01-28, 11:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> FreeFrag i have a small penis, i dont care. I have porn.

Quote #347 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 02:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Immo_G> morrowind isn't about good or evil, or adventuring
<Immo_G> its about making money
<Immo_G> and killing people standing around, and stealing all their clothes
<Immo_G> and leaving a long trail of naked dead people in your wake

Quote #349 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*

Quote #350 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<colabus-> -colabus- Welcome colabus-, this channel has been relocated to #Scripting. There we can cover a broader variety of codes/sources!
<colabus-> ther :)
<colabus> took you long enough..
<colabus-> get fucked.
<colabus> no chicks here.. looks like just me and me
<colabus-> lol.. true
<dodgo> christ almighty your a disturbing little fucker
<colabus> ;)

Quote #362 (+6) [ 2003-02-28, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> quick quick get some scissors and cut the cables connected to your ADSL / diaup modem.
<Chamelion> ok
<Chamelion> 1 secx
<Chamelion> sec*
* Quits: Chamelion (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #372 (+6) [ 2003-03-03, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Quilb): whats it called when you tape a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): um.. taping a show to watch it later?
(Quilb): no. time something or rahter
(Quilb): rather*
(Falkor[A]): um..
(Falkor[A]): recording a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): wait.. wait.. i know this one.. i know it..
(Falkor[A]): oh! time recording a show to watch it later!

Quote #417 (+6) [ 2003-03-23, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> that was the nastiest thing ever.. my mum walked into my room and starting searching around in my drawers.. so i said, what are you doing.. and she says searching for haemoroid cream, i thought hmm.. what ever.. and went about my business.. when i asked her again she whooped out a small tube of it from my drawer..
<Leigh> who the fuck plants haemoroid cream on peoples

Quote #453 (+6) [ 2003-04-08, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): Hmm.. Photoshop just gave me an error about me having "nothing to stroke"... should i be offended?
(LordWorm): Darkness: take a screen cap :P that ones for the archives :P
([SweN]): heh
(Cav): Darkness: why would you be offended?
* Cav ducks
(Darkness): You're right. Do me a favour and help me roll it back up, Cav...

Quote #458 (+6) [ 2003-04-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> just don't do what a guy I used to work with did, got done for DD, then crash tackled the police officer who arrested him :)
<Daemon> that doesn't look good in court
<shift> yeah, he should have waited and tackled the judge

Quote #530 (+6) [ 2003-05-05, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Cav, I've tried rubbing it.. doesn't work.

Quote #572 (+6) [ 2003-05-18, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Frag|Sleep hands Malbert a nice fresh shit
<Malbert> mmm
<Frag|Sleep> tasty?
<Malbert> like a bbq chicken

Quote #579 (+6) [ 2003-05-20, 03:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> cSmith: you've got a kid?
<cSmith> yer
<arkenstone> cSmith: i picked you as an early20s kinda guy
<cSmith> < 23, 24 next month..
<arkenstone> What happened, if you don't mind me asking?
<cSmith> arkenstone, we had sex

Quote #612 (+6) [ 2003-06-01, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> I'm taking it as a learning experience.
<Baker> At least no-one was really hurt, apart from my keck
<Baker> err.
<Baker> neck even.
<Folken`> poor keck :(
<ed> You should get your keck looked at.

Quote #642 (+6) [ 2003-06-09, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Busy> I'm seriously thinking about driving down the road to grab some lollies..
<Banzai> Narc|Busy you fat poo. If it's just down the road ... WALK!
<Narc|Busy> Some sour lollies would go down well...
<Narc|Busy> It's about a 45 minute walk Banzai, I can't afford to waste an hour and a half today...
<Banzai> Well, that isn't down the road is it?
<Narc|Busy> It's only a 5 minute drive...
<Yaleman> Banzai: it IS down the road, just a fair distance
<Rage> narc, just how slow do you walk?
<Narc|Busy> What you should ask is how fast I drive..

Quote #661 (+6) [ 2003-06-12, 10:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nintendofreak555> how about this idea 4 a game:a fps where you go into an alternate dimension where its likethe underworld and u have to fight demons to get keys to open a portal 2 ur homeland
<TonyTheTiger1122> BORING
<Teddy_Dudeman> That's DOOM you moron
<nintendofreak555> FCKU!!1111

Quote #715 (+6) [ 2003-07-01, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MOH[A]MED sets mode: +o rgasim

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #751 (+6) [ 2003-07-08, 01:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @MOH[A]MED is back (Back from: brain my does function properly not food without) Gone for 18mins 36secs
<@MzSuNsHiNe> moe ur brain my does function properly not food without <--- dosn't make sense

Quote #762 (+6) [ 2003-07-10, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> i am so fucking pissed off now
<Greg> and i cant remember why :(

Quote #771 (+6) [ 2003-07-11, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ernest has taken a new pertfollio, as minister for spelling, his first order of business is to spellcheck hibba's post
(Hibba): shhh, special
(ernest): :D
(ernest): took a while, I wasn't making no typos in that
(Draffa): pertfolio eh?
(Darkness): pertfollio..
(Hibba): ha
(MadHatter): lol
(Darkness): It's like, a more perky portfolio, one you would find in a high school gym class.

Quote #782 (+6) [ 2003-07-14, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> best $17 I ever bought today
<Redback> you bought $17 ?

Quote #796 (+6) [ 2003-07-16, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|Shwr> Yes, I am a man. And a fine specimin at that. Just look at me. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1621717
<Agg> no, you are a condom full of walnuts
<Firemoth> Mmm, walnut filled condoms.

Quote #806 (+6) [ 2003-07-21, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ah fuck.
<aftahours> my toe just got electrectued
<aftahours> i stcuk it in n the plug
<aftahours> :@
<aftahours> ah fuck..its like alll numb. :

Quote #860 (+6) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #884 (+6) [ 2003-08-12, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NozzUni> breaky?
<Erve> the most important meal of the day
<echelon> until lunchtime that is

Quote #888 (+6) [ 2003-08-12, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> saw a fatality today
<predder> a death?
<Erve> :/
<Lurks> predder: no a birth
<StormCyko> i've never seen a fatality
<Erve> no, I killed someone in mortal kombat
<Erve> of course a death

Quote #898 (+6) [ 2003-08-13, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dr[a]ebor> EVIL
* Dr[a]ebor STABS
<brembo`a> stab ya caps lock there
* Dr[a]ebor REALISES HIS KB IS STUCK IN CAPS SOMEHOW FFS
*** Dr[a]ebor Quit (Quit: REBOOTARRRGGGGHH!!)

Quote #909 (+6) [ 2003-08-15, 14:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- Agg [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
-:- mode/#Overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Excession> WB
<Hybrid> good morrow Agg
-:- Agg- [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
<Agg-> grr
<Excession> Welcome back - again - Agg.
<echelon> Agg-: are you any relation to Agg?
<Barto_ACT> lol
<Agg-> i'm his evil twin. so watch out!
<echelon> lol