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Quote #994 (+7) [ 2003-09-03, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> FUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNTS!!!
<D_Web> hahahah
<Crudmuffin> I didn't mean to paste that :)
<Crudmuffin> Anyway, I'm going to bed.

Quote #4153 (+1) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #286 (+6) [ 2003-01-28, 11:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> FreeFrag i have a small penis, i dont care. I have porn.

Quote #1381 (+2) [ 2003-11-27, 01:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> damnit. just realised mum's gonna wake me up at 8am again
<Rage> :(
<MadHatter> ohh, poor you
<Eazy> wake her first.
<MadHatter> 8am... wow!
<Rage> lol
<Rage> the thing is: i'm on holidays
<MadHatter> what ever will you do :/
<Rage> damnit
<Agg> keep a mouthful of pea soup ready, and spit it at her, screaming profanities while your head spins completely around.
<Eazy> lol
<Rage> heh
<Agg> she'll never wake you up again.
<MadHatter> lol
<biatch> haha

Quote #3124 (+17) [ 2005-12-06, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> How on earth do I disable this spawn of fucking satan bullshit called the office clipboard - I want to COPY and then PASTE - I dont want this shit to think for itself and remember by last 73 fucking copies then paste the wrong fucking thing JESUS CHRIST MICROSOFT JUST MAKE IT EASY
<BBQ_69> FreeFrag, it looks like your writing a letter..

Quote #1258 (+7) [ 2003-10-31, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> do you have an office Tommmo?
<Tommmo> yep
<D_Web> fwoar
<Tommmo> well
<Tommmo> a desk
<Tommmo> :D

Quote #3074 (+4) [ 2005-11-09, 16:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo> any telemarketing people here?
<Daemo> probably not.. but one will call you soon

Quote #3333 (+6) [ 2006-04-24, 09:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddybear> Practical biology's the best
<outy|sick> yeah but jerkin off in class gets you arressted

Quote #1282 (+3) [ 2003-11-06, 03:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bounce`> what is the actuall cd command for , cause I am thinking that would be just for a cd or does that cover even the HD's?

Quote #3623 (+5) [ 2006-11-06, 22:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pooger> studying is hard
<pooger> as is paperwork
<Radar> So do neither
<Agg> as is life :)
<pooger> Radar: steady as she goes
<pooger> Agg: shush you internet magnate
* Mel yawns
<Agg> yes, i'm an internet magnet
* pooger flings metal things at agg
* The_Dan flings a metal internet at agg
* SgtMjrTank flings a jammy bun at agg
<SgtMjrTank> oh wait...

Quote #123 (+3) [ 2002-11-25, 04:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sniper1400> What's the most useless thing in sport?
<Daemon> sniper1400: clothing in the women's volleyball? :)
<sniper1400> more like clothing in any womens sport

Quote #1594 (+1) [ 2004-02-05, 11:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fr0st> stupid fukn driving asessor
<fr0st> i'll show him fail :/
<yaleman> lol
<yaleman> owned
<sabz> What'd you get failed on?
<yaleman> the spelling test :)
<sabz> Heh

Quote #69 (+6) [ 2002-11-10, 03:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> so when do i get email from the ocau subscribe list then ? :D
<Cav> when hell freezes over and the four horsemen come to layeth the smack down upon your arse..
<Cav> then and only then shall email be sent via the ocau list :P
<Rage> heh
<Cav> so it was written in agg 2:11
<Rage> new or old testiment?
<Cav> old :)
<Cav> the new testament speaks of reform, the move to linux and the atrocity of the newbs

Quote #1427 (+1) [ 2003-12-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^_ZAK_^> mmm I'd kill for AC
<FreeFrag> Alternating Current??
<Kazashi> Autocannon?
<Sticks> Atomic Chicken?
<rb> aircon
<FreeFrag> Gee, thanks Cpt. Obvious.
<Sticks> rofl

Quote #1932 (+12) [ 2004-05-07, 15:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?

Quote #1349 (+3) [ 2003-11-17, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jake> wtf i opened up my bottle of coke and there was a fucken mobile phone in it
<tensop> lol, what did you do with the phone(you can give it to me if you want)
<jake> Nah i chucked it out
<tensop> you sir, are undoubtedly the most fucking retarded person on the planet.. do you even read the labels on the coke bottles?
<jake> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Quote #4013 (+2) [ 2007-01-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> nm --> Passengers with bicycles can travel on all weekend services and public holiday services.
<glasnt> go weedends
<glasnt> *weekends
<glasnt> shit
<LemMinG> the truth slips out eh glasnt

Quote #473 (+10) [ 2003-04-16, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Oo, my female sales rep at Kingmax smiled at me.
<Wolfy> computer similies don't count Andy :)
<Andypoo> :(

Quote #1106 (+130) [ 2003-10-11, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> we went for a war drive in the commo, i have a 300W inverter
<Tommmo> anyway so we found this AP.
<Tommmo> then i went to take off again
<Tommmo> and the lights went dim
<Tommmo> and the car stopped :D
<Tommmo> combination of high beam / aircon / 4 laptops + not much car movement made it go flat quick :)
<Tommmo> so we posted a call for help via IRC
<Rik> rofl
<Rage> hahaha nice
<Tommmo> (12:49am) * Aday-LAN (aday@vw18562.dft.com.au) has joined #whirlpool
<Tommmo> (12:49am) <Aday-LAN> Tommmo here.... smarm are you there???
<Tommmo> (12:50am) <Aday-LAN> MrShrub: where are you... ?
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <Aday-LAN> can someone jump start this car :)
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <Aday-LAN> We're.. umm stranded next to an open ap
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <MrShrub> lol...what?
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <MrShrub> HAHAHAHAHA
<Tommmo> >:D
<Tommmo> then the RACV guy turns up and he looks at everyone with laptops in the car outside someone's house at 1AM
<Tommmo> and says 'what the fuck are u blokes doing' :D
<Rage> lol
<Rage> sifnt roll-start
<Rage> or was it auto?
<Tommmo> auto
<FreeFrag> ROFL!!
<Tommmo> i was worried they were gonna discover us iRCiing from their wireless
<Tommmo> and come out the front
<Tommmo> :D
<Rage> hahaa
<Tommmo> whilst stranded :D
<Rage> that'd be so funny
<Rage> "DRIVE MAN DRIVE!!!"
<Rage> "WE CANT"
<Tommmo> hahah..
<Tommmo> "START BITCH"
<Rage> "AAAAHHHHHHHH"
<Rage> heh
<Tommmo> we had an 8 port switch
<Tommmo> and an external omni antenna on the roof :)
<Rage> lol!
<Tommmo> the complete setup :)

Quote #1876 (+4) [ 2004-04-26, 17:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote_Man> Scientists say that one day women will have intelligent DNA inside of them, it's just too bad that 95% of them will spit it out.
<PsychoMatt> you think sperm are intelligent? man you must be pretty damn retarded
<Draffa> Sperm can remember directions.
<PsychoMatt> yeh i guess women cant do that

Quote #2433 (+9) [ 2004-12-17, 09:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;blazemore&gt; omg i love this song<br />
&lt;blazemore&gt; Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2<br />
&lt;Javi&gt; blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

Quote #4323 (+5) [ 2008-05-28, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> Steam Rating:3.1 - Shooting Blanks
<Zardoz> fucking wut
<Zardoz> BLANKS !!!
<Cenobite> you should see a doctor about that
<MiniWalks> lol
<Mike> LOL!
<Mike> snape

Quote #1180 (+7) [ 2003-10-20, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win
<PooJou> [22:09] <Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win <- amen to that... thats like... fully malaysian style :D
<Tate> wtf
<Tate> it's no style
<Tate> it's jus
<Tate> a shirt + boxers
<Tate> both random
<Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<PooJou> *suss*
<Tate> lol
<Tate> they're seriosly pink
<Tate> and I wear them
<Tate> otuside
<Tate> I feel like if someone is waling past
<Tate> they'll yell it
<Tate> YOU FUCKING QUEER
<PooJou> 'hey baby, i'm wearing pink boxers'
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> Chicks + boxers + singlet = drool....................
* PooJou goes back to the corner
<Tate> dude
<Tate> chicks + nothing = droll
<Rage> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll <-- lol... droll means boring...
<Tate> haha
<Tate> fuck you tom
<Tate> :P
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> tates gay!
<PooJou> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll | [22:12] <Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<Rage> lol
<PooJou> I rest my case

Quote #4217 (+9) [ 2007-10-05, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<angelessme> mmm i could use some oportos
<Broady> WHY DO PEOPLE SAY oporto*s*
<Broady> it's just oporto
<BFM> You say tomato, I say, gfys

Quote #2171 (+3) [ 2004-07-21, 13:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Cool. Giant mandarine in the fridge.
<Paladin> i wish I had some giant fruits at tafe with me
<Paladin> oh wait, I do
<Paladin> stupid people.... hate them all

Quote #2138 (+6) [ 2004-07-12, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rufus> rego due soon though :(
<nko> mines till feb! D:
<Rufus> D:?
<Rufus> D:\
<Rufus> D:\>
<Rufus> D:\> format c: /u /q /autotest
<Rufus> yay!
* nko mind boggles

Quote #3527 (+3) [ 2006-08-29, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

·Recharge· omfg... an entire thread in whirlpool optus without fanbois telling everyone that optus is perfection... ok, I expect the world to end any time now....
(..quit..) outy [outonanisl@c210-49-250-58.ipswc1.qld.optusnet.com.au] (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [12:59am]
·Willay· lol bai bai OUTY :P
•Fragwizard• LOL thats ironic

Quote #4186 (+7) [ 2007-07-16, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i prefer kicking one, gamma and moda, and thus being back in an 18+ environment
<One``> pfft, sif im not older than both of them.
<FatMan> we're talking the age you act, not the age you -are-
<One``> you can't act an age.
<FatMan> tell that to the porn industry.

Quote #3016 (+3) [ 2005-10-08, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeeMan> Yeah. In my job interview, i was asked "what's the first thing you do if you get stuck" - my answer? Use google. New boss says "Me too"!
<FreeFrag> ROFL
<FreeFrag> See, if you were being interviewed by Eddie McGuire, he'd say "Uh sif, my boss says NineMSN is better than google"
<FreeFrag> "But i'm too stupid to use a computer for anything other than 4 questions and an answer so what would I know"
<MonoAWAY> if you were being interviewed by eddie mcguire he'd keep taking ad breaks to add to the tension
<DeeMan> Ah, but i'd have four options to choose from, and three lifelines.
<MonoAWAY> until you punched him in the face for doing it so often

Quote #665 (+7) [ 2003-06-12, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thumblister> yes i really wanted to be at PC4 but I really had to be somehwere else
<LiquidBlues> Thumblister: How are those breast implants taking then?

Quote #83 (+1) [ 2002-11-18, 04:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> u have 2 mins to go and check.. or to google
<K|dDO> im not fucking going to my parents house to check
<jamesob> K|dDO: thats a fair bit of swearing tonight....
<Rudeboi> K|dDO: why, afraid of walking in on your parents having sex again? ;)
<K|dDO> Rudeboi: scared i would see you in my fat sisters bed

Quote #961 (+5) [ 2003-08-28, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Skitzo) i like girls with small hands because it makes my cock look big

Quote #1320 (+2) [ 2003-11-13, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mpot> hmm.... ":q" doesn't work when trying to exit an ssh prompt ;-)
<Radix> funny that.. neither does ZZ :)

Quote #435 (+8) [ 2003-03-31, 03:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa|A> LOL @ the Iraq Ambassador on Channel Seven :D
<bundy> whats he said this time?
* Madhatter cbf turning the tv on
<Draffa|A> bundy: he was turning blue in the face refuting coalition photos of military gear in residential areas, and UN reports saying Iraq still had anthrax and nerve gas
<Draffa|A> he was about to explode :)
<Madhatter> lol
<Madhatter> suicide ambassadors
<Madhatter> the next line of offense!

Quote #3471 (+5) [ 2006-07-27, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hamel> i'm going to go have sex before the misses goes to sleep, back in 90 secs

Quote #2540 (+4) [ 2005-01-27, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ vanguard- ] *you must be this tall to ride the netsplit*

Quote #3413 (+2) [ 2006-06-22, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Psy> time to put pants on, gf's 16yr old sis is visiting :(
<raphWRKN> is she cute?
<Psy> eww
<Psy> she's 16!
<nutcase> the question is valid
<nutcase> sick
<nutcase> but valid

Quote #1889 (+3) [ 2004-04-28, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> shit wtf
*** [Hex|a] is now known as [Hex]
<mazzanet> my pc just decided to reset
<Frag|TS> Ah, so netbus DOES work!

Quote #1728 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #921 (+12) [ 2003-08-17, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FLoRa gives FreeFrag another cookie for being cool
<FreeFrag> If I get cookies based on how cool I am, I should have the whole packet.
<FreeFrag> *grin*
<brembo`> an empty packet that is

Quote #2672 (+4) [ 2005-04-10, 14:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(snoopz): anyone want to play css
(nza): ok i'll start
(nza): <style type="text/css">

Quote #1930 (+8) [ 2004-05-07, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> I wish stupidity was a fatal disease
<t_rex|z> :)
<ethanol> it is
<ethanol> have you read the darwin awards?
<Hibba> I hear you can catch stupidity from aids
<ethanol> you can catch aids from stupidity
<ernest> yeah, it is, but its lethality rate is somewhere around the 15% mark, and thats not good enough for me;)

Quote #1836 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'new servers onsite @ comindico, waiting for ausgamers to commission, no we don't know when'
<Z> agg: when do we get new servers
<Agg> shaddup nick :)
<Nick> :D

Quote #753 (+5) [ 2003-07-09, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): So, if i was to ban rocket, both of them would be quiet huh...
* Darkness rubs his chin in an interesting manner
* Lombers also rubs his chin
(Darkness): Lombers: Dude, that's my elbow. You can get out from under there now.
(Lombers): Darkness: your elbow?? I thought it was......errrmm, right
(Darkness): Heh, It isn't THAT cold, Lombers. :)

Quote #1199 (+8) [ 2003-10-22, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> DDsD[AaA] is an obvious terrorist
<wildNngngg> lol
<knowsfords> he has a freind name kaliban... thats almost taliban
<knowsfords> such an obvious link.
<wildNngngg> better call that fridge magnet phone number
<knowsfords> yep
<DDsD[AaA]> Im also a crack dealer in my spare time -> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/images.php?view=566a18870cc8330fead3b9a844f5e0c3
<wildNngngg> go the freaky bulge in the throat :)
<knowsfords> I mean we went to war with evidence less solid
<wildNngngg> LMAO

Quote #2140 (+5) [ 2004-07-13, 07:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> it would appear all of austnet is fucked
<ethanol> chubba: i'm sure there is at least one virgin there

Quote #1304 (+5) [ 2003-11-11, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sam cochrane> i need friends
<sam cochrane> please?
<sam cochrane> am willing to pay

Quote #3357 (+9) [ 2006-05-06, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> I do believe my pizza is on fire.

Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #726 (+8) [ 2003-07-04, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> heh
<Erve> There's a channel called #gaywogs
<Erve> I thought all wogs were gay?