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Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #713 (+28) [ 2003-06-30, 23:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yy> i got spam from agg
<Agg> i'm in a lot of address books :)
<Agg> check the headers, i bet it's not from iinet
<yy> with the title that says: "i can't believe a 18 year old girl can handle a horse"
<Agg> oh no, that one was really from me :)

Quote #3512 (+1) [ 2006-08-18, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> thankfully ive never broken a bone whilst opening a can of whoopass
<VooDoo> you couldnt open the can

Quote #1884 (+1) [ 2004-04-28, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> this drink is the same colour as the NVIDIA promo bag and the slots on my DFI mobo.. that can't be good
<Jayci> what are u drinknig Agg?
<Jayci> drinking*
<predder> nuclear waste evidently
<nwatts> hah
<bartobook> does anyone else here go to the ANU?
<nwatts> he's drinking UV die again
<@Agg> berri cordial.. supposedly 40% fruit juice.. but it's orange flavour, and simpsons-nuclear-material green in colour
<Jayci> eewwww

Quote #2163 (+4) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #1173 (+8) [ 2003-10-19, 07:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Enfilade): <reannah> Isn't that what a big sister does?
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> But the affection...
(Enfilade): <reanna> A big sister can give you cuddles.
(Enfilade): <riannah> :D
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> What about tender kisses?
(Enfilade): <riannah> Yes, on your cheek.
(CapnChroni): Eww
(CapnChroni): I do... Not.... neeed..... That.... sort..... of..... affection..... from.... my...... sister!
(Groomy): lol
(LordPie): can dish it out but can't take it eh CapnChroni?
(Narc|ZzZz): What if I want that sort of affection from your sister CapnChroni???
(Narc|ZzZz): *boom, tsssh*
(tensop): then you would have to get in the line behind CapnChroni, Narc|ZzZz

Quote #4047 (+1) [ 2007-03-03, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ocau's forums are basically just one big guestbook for my blog.

Quote #3173 (+5) [ 2006-01-06, 14:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> In the interim, I will eat.
<Narcolepsy> It'll fill in time, and the hole in my stomach.
<Narcolepsy> OMG!
<Narcolepsy> THERE'S A HOLE IN MY STOMACH!
<Narcolepsy> Oh, wait, metaphorical.
<Narcolepsy> nm, calm down.
<Narcolepsy> The boredom goes *POW*

Quote #1543 (+8) [ 2004-01-21, 07:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BenZor`) going to have a nice big glass of black cok and go to bed

Quote #911 (+7) [ 2003-08-15, 14:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Excession> Yale: I'm bored, throw me a boner here.
<Excession> Um...
<yale_work> ...
<Excession> Nevermind.

Quote #1889 (+4) [ 2004-04-28, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> shit wtf
*** [Hex|a] is now known as [Hex]
<mazzanet> my pc just decided to reset
<Frag|TS> Ah, so netbus DOES work!

Quote #3501 (+2) [ 2006-08-08, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> Number of babies
<klif-e> Based on your response to question 3 (sex), you are not required to answer this question
<klif-e> ;)
<Norgs-> what?
<Norgs-> you had sex with babies?
<Norgs-> thats bad klif-e.
<xphile> lol
<Simboo> lol
<Simboo> fkn poms

Quote #1739 (+10) [ 2004-03-11, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banzai> How do you spell parhelia ?
<Banzai> That awsome video card ?
<Agg> like that, i think
<Agg> and it's, err, not particularly awesome
<Agg> unless you want to run 3 monitors.
<Banzai> And what if I do ?
<Agg> then i'll have to kill you with this fork.
<Nza> then you buy one and wonder why afterwards?
<Agg> or that.. and the fork thing later.
* Banzai spoons agg
<Banzai> Ummm ... that doesn't sound right :
<Agg> bah, you always just want to spoon when i want to fork

Quote #4349 (+10) [ 2008-07-24, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> I wonder what Chuck Norris would do to probability?
<scon|work> Make it a certainty?

Quote #2699 (+8) [ 2005-04-21, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> this channel isnt as entertaining as ugbox makes it out to be

Quote #1273 (+7) [ 2003-11-04, 02:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nutty_33> holly crap
<nutty_33> cod fucking cocks
<nutty_33> rocks
<nutty_33> err
<nutty_33> :(

Quote #426 (+1) [ 2003-03-27, 16:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Quote #52 (+1) [ 2002-11-05, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SileNceR> finally got it in
<SileNceR> my poor fingers :(

Quote #1300 (+16) [ 2003-11-11, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> about half a block of chocolate makes me feel ill.. i haven't found the quantity of sex that makes me feel ill, but i'm working on it..
<Matex> Agg, 4 times a day makes your penis sore
<Agg> try it with a woman next time, Matex

Quote #563 (+2) [ 2003-05-16, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> if I was on big brother and I got eviected, I'd be like.. hug them all and like, "I blew my load in your shampoo...etc"
<RoSWeLL> rofl u sicko...
<RoSWeLL> worst thing is they play re-runs of the housemates washing themselves in Carrots seaman

Quote #551 (+7) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #33 (+14) [ 2002-10-27, 11:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7
<Cav> i boarded for year 12
<Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse
<Cav> err
<Cav> i better change that reply :)

Quote #3384 (+11) [ 2006-05-29, 07:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

Grosby: heehee
Grosby: 4 more days.
Grosby: I can't wait until thursday afternoon!
Grosby: :D
knowsfords: whats thursday?
Lurks: day after wednesday, before friday
Grosby: last day of work!
Grosby: :D
Grosby: *dances*
Grosby: then I have 8 months to piss you all off, daily! :D
Grosby: all day
Grosby: everyday
Grosby: :P
Hibba has disconnected: Ping timeout
Lurks: there goes one
Grosby: it's not even thursday yet

Quote #751 (+4) [ 2003-07-08, 01:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @MOH[A]MED is back (Back from: brain my does function properly not food without) Gone for 18mins 36secs
<@MzSuNsHiNe> moe ur brain my does function properly not food without <--- dosn't make sense

Quote #998 (+7) [ 2003-09-05, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Refle}{> so okay, if i go out and buy some generic DDR333 like 2x256mb sticks i can run it in DC mode provided the board supports DC ?
<VooDoo> different sticks have differant timings internally
<Refle}{> can you manually set the timings?
* Sticks/#overclockers makes a mental not to change his nick to something no-one mentions in the course of discussing technical issues.... WTF can't you fuckers say "ram module"?
<Refle}{> lol
<chubba> haha, i was wondering about that..
<V8R[2400]> module, wtf is that?? :)
<VooDoo> at least the discussions of voodoo cards has slowed

Quote #3415 (+4) [ 2006-06-22, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> I argue for abstinence and don't use religious backing :P
<Turophile> I just argue for abstinence because I think it's the right idea :P
<TheWedgie> yeah but you're also a linux zealot Turophile. you can't tell me that those two aren't linked somehow :P

Quote #4151 (+10) [ 2007-06-07, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

BFM: Bah, How do I block smilies from my mates MSN. He's assigned normal letters to flashing gifs ffs
echelon_: BFM: the first step is to punch your mate in the face

Quote #120 (+6) [ 2002-11-23, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rev> Oh man. I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.

Quote #2677 (+4) [ 2005-04-11, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Temjin> ffs, so many pm's to reply too...
<Kaos`> I dont have any pms :'(
<Falkor> i'd hope not, your male right?

Quote #2776 (+36) [ 2005-05-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Movie> My old nickname used to be Dark Assassin.
<Narc|Movie> One time playing a game on a BBS (before teh intarweb) it had a language filter, and my nick ended up being Dark Buttbuttin.
<Narc|Movie> That sucked.
<Fragwizard> lol

Quote #1067 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #3030 (+9) [ 2005-10-17, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> um :O :S :(~~~ :brokenheart: :drooping rose: :angry: :phone:
<Hunter> apparently thats what im like after chicks
<BenZApple> you give head... with a funny lip pattern, then dribble, then break her heart, come impotent, get angry, and shane warne rings?

Quote #2975 (+7) [ 2005-09-10, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: HOLY MOTHER FUCK
Radar_: Lightning just hit a tree across the road
Sniper4400: damn missed again

Quote #2356 (+12) [ 2004-10-22, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoonSha> How the Fuck do you spell Unneccessary or whatever
<Agg> nunracerscary
<BenZ|iBook> Agg, I dub thee, thetron the second!
<Agg> w0t0!

Quote #464 (+8) [ 2003-04-14, 01:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

Quote #2126 (+9) [ 2004-07-09, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby2> Guys, anyone who's got my mobile number, can they please pm or sms me their details again... yay for having a blank phone. If I don't know you, don't pm me your number, because I'll just post it to alt.mental-problems.sociopath.day-release-programs

Quote #2313 (+6) [ 2004-09-30, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I can't be bothered getting invoved with anyone
<Strange1> that just sounds a little forced...
<Strange1> Like " I could get a Ferrari, but I dont like the colours"
<D_Web> oh
<D_Web> ok then
<D_Web> nobody would ever want to go out with me
<D_Web> there :P
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Strange1> I wasnt trying to make u feel bad :O
<Strange1> but if you insist...
<Strange1> :P
<D_Web> yeah, well, I suppose the letter bombs say it better than you ever could :/

Quote #1773 (+11) [ 2004-03-26, 14:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar> Rofl, my Mum just bought a massive new mirror for the lounge, and my brother goes 'So what's this do'

Quote #3570 (+2) [ 2006-09-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> Don't tell the rest of the channel... but I kinda masturbate thinking about Dopefish with a bottle up my arse

Quote #2595 (+5) [ 2005-02-18, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Blagit> ii need 2 dead gfx's cards for Ip aseessmen anyone got dead cards from bad expirements?
<Quadbox> Is there a translator around? We need someone who speaks fluent twit!
<Blagit> sorry, i scuk with this gayass keyboard!
* Manaz looks for thetron or edd91 or perhaps One``
<mazzanet> i didn't do it.
<Manaz> mazza, there's another
<Manaz> plenty of english-twit translators around
<mazzanet> heh

Quote #4139 (+10) [ 2007-06-03, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> damn ubuntu resetting my DNA
<Shaun> wayne: Ubuntu does gene therapy now?
<wayne> heh, DNS

Quote #76 (+7) [ 2002-11-15, 06:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Wolff cuddles telstra

Quote #702 (+8) [ 2003-06-26, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I got Sea Monkeys!!
<WhiteyFord> sea monkeys? like in the tank?
<Strange1> yeah in the tank
<Strange1> they hatched 2 days ago
<Strange1> when they get big and strong... i'll feed them to my tropical fish
<D_Web> lol

Quote #2527 (+6) [ 2005-01-23, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> Frag|A, sometimes i feel as if im trapped, and i dont know where to walk away to
<eDust> bottle it up
<eDust> let the anger build up over years
<FreeFrag> Then track down edust and kill him.
<eDust> i'm in sydney, just ask for eDust

Quote #3119 (+1) [ 2005-12-04, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]


<@Sticks> I suspect Bern, that the only flogging off that is going in is your own manic masterbation.....

Quote #2272 (+2) [ 2004-09-03, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkash> but i ran out of light
<Darkash> so i had to leave it to tommorrow
<@Lartnec> heeey thats an idea, we could make some sort of lighting device that we could use when it gets dark
<@Lartnec> maybe some fire on the end of a bit of string
<@Lartnec> with soemthing.... lets say wax around it
<@Carl> Lartnec, will it have a TV?
<@Lartnec> I was thinking a mobile phone

Quote #1112 (+9) [ 2003-10-12, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i have an ssh session open on thor. :)
<FreeFrag> Agg, can I have one too?
<Agg> FreeFrag - sure! a small service fee of AUD$1000 per character sent or received will apply.
<gords> agg: no worries. i'll pay for FreeFrag's SSH connection and mine too. i've just ripped off a credit card from some fellow called *checks name* James Rolfe. haha, what a sucker :P

Quote #1994 (+10) [ 2004-05-23, 15:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banks> how much is it for a 30 dollar recharge?

Quote #186 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> opteron: go take your HRT now
<Opteron> hrt?
<Erve> lol
<brembo`> hahaha
<Rage> ;)
<Opteron> sif i have a hrt
<Opteron> i cant even drive
<Rage> lol
<Rage> n00b :P
<brembo`> n00b
<VooDoo> n00b
<milenko> n00b

Quote #1729 (+6) [ 2004-03-07, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<H6D617A7A6> lo \Roscoe, D_Web
<\Roscoe\> I think my drivers license number just said hello to me.
<gayfrog> :O
<H6D617A7A6> haha
<TheWedgie> LOL