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Quote #4345 (-1) [ 2008-07-16, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> and if i had my little way id eat semen every day

Quote #4094 (-3) [ 2007-04-27, 15:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<HTFU> porn, NSFW, NWS
<HTFU> just adding some colour to peoples IRC windows :p
<Draffa> lesbians
<bobcat|wrk> bewbs
<Remote> your mum
<bobcat|wrk> Hrmm. I might tidy up the highlights
* Draffa watches sciby's highlight to insane
<Draffa> ROFL Remote
<Draffa> *go
<HTFU> MILF
<Remote> GILF
<HTFU> PR0N
<angelessw> penis
<angelessw> !
<Draffa> eeew
<Remote> fag
<HTFU> honk

Quote #2976 (+11) [ 2005-09-10, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

FatMan: oh god
FatMan: at work tonight
FatMan: coles nightfill, for the uneducated
FatMan: i was filling drinks
FatMan: and the diet light caffeine free pepsi has the code * *** 404.
FatMan: i went "haha 404 contents not found"
FatMan: and then hurt myself for being so geeky.
FatMan: :(

Quote #567 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #2917 (+4) [ 2005-08-01, 22:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|ZzZz> <Jessica> why wont anyone love me :( <=- Because you have the same flaw that I do.
<BloodThirs> oh, since when is she gay? :(

Quote #2899 (+2) [ 2005-07-25, 09:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could, I suppose, go and drop off my crank.
<Lexi> er... crank?
<Narcolepsy> Crankshaft.
<Lexi> Sounds kinky? :)
<Narcolepsy> Getting it reground and balanced, and possibly other work done to it.
<Narcolepsy> And if they can press the gudgeon pins out of my pistons, they can balance and shot peen my conrods while they're at it.
<Lexi> Either you're talking about a car, or you're talking about some very interesting sexual fantasy. Which is it?
<Narcolepsy> Car. Engine rebuild. Go fast bits. No sex.
<shift> i thought it was both
<shift> the car was part of his sexual fantasy
<Narcolepsy> I DENY!
<Lexi> Is its semen black?
<Narcolepsy> Yes.
<Lexi> Ah, so it WAS a sexual fantasy :)
<Narcolepsy> And it leaks lots of it every day.

Quote #4289 (+2) [ 2008-03-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<falkor> why do you want to go to manilla? :/
<knowsfjord> he wants to visit the factory where they make all the folders

Quote #3632 (-4) [ 2006-11-19, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

Originally Posted by #overclockers
* Kingy has quit IRC (Quit: browca04 has a prolapsed sphincter.)
<browca04> Motherfucker
<kwax> dude
<kwax> you have a prolapsed sphincter?
<kwax> ouch
<tensop> that has to hurt
<browca04> I'm going to kill that piece of shit.
<kwax> yeah i would too
<browca04> By sitting on his face with my prolapsed sphincter so he cant breathe
<kwax> if my shpincter prolapsed

Quote #955 (+2) [ 2003-08-27, 17:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLoRa> bundy
<FLoRa> smells
<FLoRa> like
<FLoRa> poo
<FLoRa> !
<bundy> i did about 5 minutes ago when i farted
<Joel`28k> rofl

Quote #2663 (+3) [ 2005-04-02, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale> thetron: when you learn to spell, you can pick on people :)
<thetron> I can sell
<ace[work]> bwuhaha
<Lurks> omgooglies
<ace[work]> now thetron shutup before you make an even bigger arse of yourself :)
<yale> well, that proves my point entirely.
<yale> if you want, I can help you jam the other foot in your mouth :)

Quote #735 (+1) [ 2003-07-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> lol haha i remember on friday u was on the end of that seat and nick was next to u, a chick had her arse in your face virtually and u grabbed one cheek she turned around what did she say to ya ?
<Sparks_> me?
<RoSWeLL> yeh man
<Sparks_> I fricking hope not....
<Sparks_> oh shit
* Sparks_ swears never to drink again
<Sparks_> bbias.....im just grabbing a beer from fridge

Quote #3891 (+2) [ 2006-12-22, 09:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frost|work> Draffa|a: I tried dating a girl 3 years younger than me a little while ago, NEVER AGAIN
<noel-fjord> Frost|work: she stole your crayons?
<Frost|work> noel-fjord: worse, my blankey :(

Quote #106 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> i use my TV out on my ti500
<rainwulf> takes the jaggies out of lesbian pr0n

Quote #2642 (-2) [ 2005-03-24, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> mmm
<MadHatter> i just remembered!
<MadHatter> ive got twiggy sticks
<MadHatter> hot! twiggy sticks
<Jessica> MadHatter: I'm not a fan of the twiggy sticks
<Sticks> STFU!!
<MadHatter> why not
<Sticks> beep-fucking-beep
<Aedan_18br> haha, twiggy.... sticks sucks
<MadHatter> the hot and spicy twiggy sticks are nice :)
<Agg> mmm, twuffy stivks
<Agg> wtf?! twiggy sticks.
<MadHatter> good with beer or bourbon and coke
* Agg realigns his left hand on keyboard.
<Sticks> gah
<Lurks> mmmm hot twiggy salami sticks
<MadHatter> no, these ones kill the salami ones
<Agg> hot sticks action
<MadHatter> salami is hardly hot at all
<Lurks> shit sorry Sticks

Quote #3202 (+11) [ 2006-01-16, 12:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SolidRed> i shot lazers from my eyes during sex
<SolidRed> its an annoying power

Quote #492 (+46) [ 2003-04-23, 13:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> awww, fuck. i just said "lol". i'm sitting in a room by myself in an empty house, i see something funny and i say "lol" out loud. going to kill myself now.

Quote #1850 (+2) [ 2004-04-17, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> when you say the secret magic words you become super tired?
<Fod> yeah knowsfords, and me and the spottyman go to bed

Quote #919 (0) [ 2003-08-16, 23:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> oOo
<leesa> I love getting PMS

Quote #2876 (+3) [ 2005-07-13, 09:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ JoeyJoJo]: lol it said to me 'nudges are new'
[ NoFX-Eli]: I think it meant to say, Nudges are annoying

Quote #4296 (0) [ 2008-04-07, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Folken> as per the news, anybody ever shagged a relative, even by my low standards thats waaaay dodgy
<@Agg> Folken - i've shagged a member of my immediate family several times.
<InTheFade> o.O
<@Agg> ..my wife
<rodgrech> lol
<@aftahours> hurrrr
* rodgrech high fives Agg

Quote #4156 (0) [ 2007-06-09, 00:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> when you are stuck in sydney's peak hour traffic everyday sitting next to a doof doof or a ricer with one of these canons
<Hunter> Dopefish: coke is only good with cheap whisky/ey
<Hunter> deepspring: try living where i live mate
<deepspring> the low drone and noise really gets to you
<Hunter> every 2nd fucker has a howitzer on the arse end of their car

Quote #2048 (+7) [ 2004-06-08, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> how does one withdraw $10k cash?
<Rage> take a breifcase up to the bank?
<Erve> ask for a bank cheque?
<Falkor> or get a bank cheque
<Crudmuffin> yeah, bank cheque
<Erve> maybe a bank cheque?
<Rage> perhaps a bank cheque...
<Rik> I'd say bank cheque
<Fod> i was thinking you could try a bank cheque
<Fod> that's just my opinion though
<Erve> Survey says
<Erve> bank cheque
<FreeFrag> I might ask for my loan in cash.
<Fod> oh try and be at least a little original freefrag

Quote #116 (+10) [ 2002-11-22, 04:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoJoker> a fan is for cooling
<Freaek> a fan is for stalking
<Freaek> DIAL M FOR MUUUUURRRRDER!

Quote #921 (+14) [ 2003-08-17, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FLoRa gives FreeFrag another cookie for being cool
<FreeFrag> If I get cookies based on how cool I am, I should have the whole packet.
<FreeFrag> *grin*
<brembo`> an empty packet that is

Quote #792 (-4) [ 2003-07-16, 03:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biRo ate the best steak he's ever eaten last night
* biRo salivates
<Draffa> mmmmmm, dead cow :)
<biRo> yes it was a special cow
<biRo> Its name was porterhouse
<biRo> mound of chips
<biRo> diane sauce
<Draffa> most people name their cows daisy...
<biRo> steak was rare btw
<Draffa> sif rare
<Draffa> if I want my dead animal still beeeding i'll find some roadkill

Quote #1607 (+4) [ 2004-02-08, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google bastards
<D_Web> Result: SCO | SCO Grows Your Business - [ http://www.sco.com/ ]

Quote #213 (+2) [ 2002-12-29, 10:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> Darkness: everyone knoes im a dickhead...

Quote #1884 (+1) [ 2004-04-28, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> this drink is the same colour as the NVIDIA promo bag and the slots on my DFI mobo.. that can't be good
<Jayci> what are u drinknig Agg?
<Jayci> drinking*
<predder> nuclear waste evidently
<nwatts> hah
<bartobook> does anyone else here go to the ANU?
<nwatts> he's drinking UV die again
<@Agg> berri cordial.. supposedly 40% fruit juice.. but it's orange flavour, and simpsons-nuclear-material green in colour
<Jayci> eewwww

Quote #4325 (+4) [ 2008-05-31, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<glasnt> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/image/IMG_0315_dd65a10dad3b79f23b7e038.jpg
<@Agg> ye gods
* @Agg makes involuntary stabbing motions at his monitor

Quote #992 (+8) [ 2003-09-03, 09:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> I got up at 3AM this morning. Had to drive the family to the airport. :rolleyes:
<knowsfords> what kind of duct tape did you use... and did you make sure their tickets to zurich werent return?
<echelon> Zurich? The boxes were stamped HELL.
<echelon> :p
<Falkor[A]> You sent them to england?! you bastard!?! :P

Quote #1518 (+4) [ 2004-01-14, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macca> the only thing that will get in the way of this lan is my sister
<fod> is she hot?
<macca> no, she is a pain in the ass...
<fod> idb?

Quote #1475 (+3) [ 2004-01-05, 17:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonkeyINAbaG> CapnChron, has your sister read that quote?
<CapnChron> No
<CapnChron> NO.. She will NEVER know!
<CapnChron> Hopefully
* CapnChron runs off to do a complete format of the internet
<darktranq> rofl

Quote #1868 (+1) [ 2004-04-23, 10:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> fucken hell who keeps giving my email out to 12 and 13 year old girls
<ace234> 6 people have added me in the last 10mins and they are all 12 and 13:S
<Erve> well, treat them like new wine, put them in the cellar for a few years..
<Srebmol> yeah, but if you keep them longer than that they turn to vinegar :P

Quote #1291 (+5) [ 2003-11-08, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shard> my dad and sister are both having a sleep, should i:
<Shard> 1) push the test button on the fire alarm
<Shard> or
<Shard> 2) start a real fire under the alarm

Quote #1322 (-6) [ 2003-11-13, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> I could be naked right now and you wouldn't know.
<Agg> Unless you knew the addy for my webcam.
<biatch> Oh? :)
* Agg waves his willy at his webcam

Quote #1028 (-4) [ 2003-09-12, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wry> bloody cough.. *feels like a daawg*
<Carrots> wry coughing up oysters
<Carrots> ?
<wry> are oysters greenish yellow and wobble and cling onto the handkerchief?
<Carrots> yep...
<Carrots> nice description btw
<Carrots> very accurate

Quote #1089 (+1) [ 2003-10-08, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Quit] [x] badsektor [] [Quit: put the lube in the microwave, i'm on my way over now]
[ neolithic] rofl at badsektor's quit msg
[GooSE] ROFL... Yeah my brother is a bit fo a fanatic. He wants to be pro but he aint gonna be good enough i reckon (geez what a supportive brother I am)
[ neolithic] badsektor's your brother? ;)
[ neolithic] +r
[Hybrid] neolithic hes on his way ere but im not sure if i want him here after that msg :P

Quote #1366 (-3) [ 2003-11-21, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> I don't have a GF and i only get handjobs mostly anyway :S

Quote #3506 (-1) [ 2006-08-12, 12:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I really need to get some food into me
<Lombers> I'm starving
<Lombers> also need to remember where I am going tonight
<Junkz> ?
<Lombers> going out for dinner, but I booked some restaurant
<Lombers> and I have forgotten where it is
<Junkz> lol
<Lurks> do you know the NAME of the restaurant?
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpage.com.au is your friend
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpages.com.au is your friend <--- forgot the S
<Lombers> I think I remember how I found it
<Lombers> so I have to retrace my steps online

Quote #2857 (-2) [ 2005-07-01, 01:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

Ace: people say cocksucker like it's a bad thing

Quote #1437 (+7) [ 2003-12-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Interloper> Type 'hardcore sex' into google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
<vecki> Is that like the 'weapons of mass destruction one'?
<Interloper> Yes

Quote #3424 (-3) [ 2006-07-01, 02:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzap> i find it kinda ironic when downloading porn in firefox, when you use the download manager thing, that it gets you to "Clean Up" after the file is finished

Quote #19 (+9) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> thetron: i think you are being DDoS'd by common sense, take in the knowledge

Quote #630 (+7) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha

Quote #3380 (+8) [ 2006-05-26, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> grr some dickhead friend of mine swapped my missus' contact number and mum's number around on my phone
<Hell_Fire> lol aftahours
<maddcore> rofl, sent any sexy messages to your mum?
<Stygian> oh god no...
<aftahours> 'hey you got some sexy clothes to wear on sunday when i pick you up?' went to my mum
<aftahours> so did a fwe others
<FatMan> hahahahaha afta

Quote #2561 (-6) [ 2005-02-03, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fiche> wow 50 users, and all idling.. what is this efnet?
<port80> no
<port80> we dont do warez

Quote #3504 (+4) [ 2006-08-10, 04:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> the only reason i dont sniff glue is im scared ill wake up naked with my hand glued to my dick screaming obscenities at passers by at the trainstation
<outy> which isnt as easy to explain to family as you would expect

Quote #2061 (+2) [ 2004-06-16, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> eew, internet blood
<eDust> almost as bad as tv blood

Quote #224 (-6) [ 2003-01-02, 10:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> w00t, got my first love.scr virus
<Chemix> i wish i got some rough.sex

Quote #3552 (+3) [ 2006-09-13, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddywork> all you have to do is say "autodesk" and "crash" and bang, computer dies
* Quits: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Joins: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210)
<Teddywork> FFs