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Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #133 (+9) [ 2002-12-04, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dru> hehe yeah.. other than the blue screens.. my system runs very stable..

Quote #2575 (+4) [ 2005-02-10, 13:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Woob> zing.
<DJStudd> zong
<DJStudd> Is that a borg version of Ping? Pong!
<DJStudd> ?
<Wildhorse> star trek nerd
<DJStudd> rofl, I've never watched a full episode in my life
<Wildhorse> bullcrap
<Wildhorse> you have watched several with me
<Wildhorse> and how about the time you came and saw it at the movies
<Wildhorse> and that nemesis dvd you had/have
<Tatey> pwned

Quote #3462 (-1) [ 2006-07-21, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> i hate when tim tams melt
<Moodles> get chocolate all over your mouse, keyboard, tv remote, dvd remote etc
<Moodles> phone
<Moodles> guitar
<Manaz> Personally, I eat my timtams
<Moodles> hehe
<Manaz> and don't rub them all over my room.

Quote #2966 (-3) [ 2005-09-03, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

Koontz: wanna laugh?
Koontz: my pc has not been booting into the OS all week
Koontz: since the night of the storms
Koontz: without me interveening and selecting the boot device manually
Koontz: anyways i fixed it
Koontz: started by swapping ram in out
Koontz: FINALLY plugging the dvd drive back in to ide cable
Koontz: still no go
Koontz: so checked all bios settings
Koontz: yep all good
Koontz: few more resets
Koontz: you ready?
Koontz: sitting down?
Goose: nah im actually standing at my computer
Koontz: ........then I..........
Koontz: TOOK THE FLOPPY DISK OUT OF THE FLOPPY DRIVE!

Quote #2037 (+1) [ 2004-06-06, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> I wonder what scotch and green cordial tastes like
<@Fod> only one way to find out
<DDsD_> Well there are two ways
<DDsD_> a) Ask someone stupid enough to try it
<DDsD_> b) be said stupid person
<Rik> c) dcc rik the drink

Quote #2882 (+5) [ 2005-07-16, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> i got my formal photos in the mail yesterday
<Eminoir> came with a big slip with DO NOT SCAN OR PHOTOCOPY THESE IMAGES OR WE WILL CRY
<Eminoir> or words to that extent
<Ultima> 0.o
<Ultima> Did you scan them?
<Eminoir> i will
<Eminoir> once i find a scanner
* Ultima waits for cops to burst in as soon as Eminoir start scanning
<Eminoir> oh noes!
<Eminoir> then i can say
<Eminoir> "I was framed!"
<Ultima> ...
<Eminoir> :D

Quote #1887 (+3) [ 2004-04-28, 01:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nw|work> have a good night all
<bartobook> for real this time?
--- sniperA64 sets ban on *!*@203-213-14-78-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
<sniperA64> for real this time

Quote #1157 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> [22:01] * Agg (agg@203.173.27.67) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <----oh noes Agg got assinated by peer
<FreeFrag> he got hit by a deer?
<Redback> that should be aggs quit message
<Redback> Connection reset by deer
<afta|shwr> ahhhaah
<mazzanet> lol

Quote #2747 (+1) [ 2005-05-12, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sagit> it is currently precipitating heavily here
<hazza-> ?
<timace> its raining, fag

Quote #716 (+4) [ 2003-07-01, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> janelle: mayb he cums to early
<z3[n]> didnt even get the chance to undress u
<janelle> yeah i take my top off and he cums
<janelle> im like hello ive still got underlayers on..
<Bam> i dont blame him
<z3[n]> lol

Quote #337 (0) [ 2003-02-14, 21:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> mmm raided
<SkoZombie> mmm, blown

Quote #1618 (+6) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #271 (+1) [ 2003-01-18, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Clay> hod is tomorrows weather?
<Clay> hod =hoe
<Clay> hoe = hoq
<Clay> hoq = how
<comet_11> rofl
<K|dDO> fuck you suck maen!

Quote #2271 (+1) [ 2004-09-02, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> futon is french for "fuck me, this thing is uncomfortable"

Quote #2933 (-4) [ 2005-08-13, 02:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kitt3n> lets cyber hello`jpg
<kitt3n> i bet you're hot
<hello`jpg> man
<hello`jpg> you got that rite
<kitt3n> :D:D
<kitt3n> ok u go first
<hello`jpg> I do things you cant beleave
<hello`jpg> ok ok
<BenZ|Lapto> like spell incorrectly?

Quote #4140 (-1) [ 2007-06-03, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> xchat makes my PC speaker beep when you say stuff
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Stygian> spamdie
<Shaun> Oh look we broke Agg.
<Splosh123> Someone reset agg.
<Stygian> wayne: /beep1000
<wayne> if any of you say my name my pc speaker beeps even when muted
<Splosh123> wayne
<brodsta> Is that so wayne
<Stygian> /beep 1000, rather
<enigma> What about if we PM you wayne?
<Shaun> Telling us was dumb, wasn't it wayne?
<Splosh123> STBU, wayne
<SomeGuy123> beep
<Splosh123> wayne your a pain!
<Mibba> ohhhh wayne
<Mibba> anyone remember that show
<enigma> Wayne is busy: Removing PC speaker
<wayne> i am frantically searching the Ubuntu forums on how to turn it off

Quote #300 (+1) [ 2003-02-03, 11:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> i wish i had a seamonster in my pc

Quote #2708 (+8) [ 2005-04-25, 01:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> schedual you retards

Quote #3401 (-3) [ 2006-06-09, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+beta|ANIME> whats a proxy checker do ?
<@Agg> checks proxies, foo'!

Quote #362 (+4) [ 2003-02-28, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> quick quick get some scissors and cut the cables connected to your ADSL / diaup modem.
<Chamelion> ok
<Chamelion> 1 secx
<Chamelion> sec*
* Quits: Chamelion (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #3002 (+5) [ 2005-09-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Jeats> VB is like doing a fat chick, it satisfies a need, but you never feel good for doing it

Quote #604 (0) [ 2003-05-29, 02:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ReSiN> word
<josh_ip_te> word?
<ReSiN> word is bond
<ineffable> sup yoi
<ineffable> -i
<josh_ip_te> yo, g, check yo nine at da door and all dat shiznit
<josh_ip_te> da hoochies ain't been kicking it upside heah, know what i'm sayin'
<josh_ip_te> sif word
<ReSiN> yo dog i aint strappin, packin cols steady mackin
<josh_ip_te> well ese, i pack no piece, but i get el coyote up in yo face
* josh_ip_te throws down
<ReSiN> u packin yo shit, punk get a grip, im knockin your mums sis and cus suckin tit
<josh_ip_te> rofl
<ineffable> i love it
<josh_ip_te> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING? can i have some
* Draffa falls off his chair laughing
* josh_ip_te hands ReSiN some bling-bling so he can get some 20's for his lolo
<ineffable> you can't be white

Quote #492 (+44) [ 2003-04-23, 13:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> awww, fuck. i just said "lol". i'm sitting in a room by myself in an empty house, i see something funny and i say "lol" out loud. going to kill myself now.

Quote #4137 (-5) [ 2007-06-03, 02:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<T-roy> Anyone know how to unban my self from a CS:S server that im an admin of -_-

Quote #2292 (0) [ 2004-09-18, 14:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> 1 and half hours of martial arts, 2 days of pain.

Quote #92 (+2) [ 2002-11-19, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc wonders why some are repeated
<SHizz> there repeated bcoz u cut and paste them into #overclockers too much :P
<z3[n]> SHizz: dont try to b smart! :p
<SHizz> ok ill stop trying...

Quote #614 (-1) [ 2003-06-01, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Tate has quit IRC (Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your fathers mad, your mothers now your lover)
<FLoRa> That is one of the most fucked up quit messages ever.
<Hydra> and this one is too: [20:26] *** DoWnUnDeR Quit (I was raised by the tv and Jerry Springer was my brother, and my mothers cousin was the uncle of my sister's niece...)
<Greg> OMG YUCK
<FLoRa> ...
<FLoRa> That's some seriously whacked shit.
<Greg> lol
<Greg> i just fully grasped the grossness of that
<Greg> actually
<Greg> i still dont get the grossness of that saying
<Greg> im even drawing a diagram for it

Quote #4271 (+2) [ 2008-02-15, 04:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hpengy> i'm a moth
<hpengy> i mean
<hpengy> I'm off
<captin nod> you like to bang into light bulbs?
<hpengy> you should see my apartment
<hpengy> it's got a low-hanging light
<hpengy> i hit it all the time

Quote #4198 (+1) [ 2007-08-12, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> YOUNG drivers continue to risk lives on the road by flouting tough new licence laws, with a statewide police operation on P-plate and learner drivers booking almost 700 offenders in a 24-hour period. Police made 687 traffic-infringement bookings across NSW during the blitz, which ended at midnight on Wednesday.
<Rage> lawl
<Rage> my mate is selling his RX7s
<Rage> and some guy came to take it for a test drive, gave my mate his keys and my mate let him go
<Rage> dude calls him
<Rage> he'd been booked at 120 in a 60 zone
<Rage> car got impounded
<mazzanet> haha
<Rage> dude still wants to buy it though, to fix up while his licence is suspended
<mazzanet> heh fail.
<Radar> Heh, cop that
<Rage> i think my mate put it best when he said 'i'm selling a lemon to an idiot!'

Quote #1743 (+3) [ 2004-03-15, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> bh, why do you have that many coins?
<bh> PsychoMatt: i take coins out of my wallet each day
<bh> because theyre annoying to sit on
<bh> and i just chuck them in this container
<Fragwizard> heh
<PsychoMatt> i could count the amount of coons i have in one hand
<PsychoMatt> COINS
<Lombers> that's going to ugbox
<Squigy> ...
<bh> haha

Quote #442 (+1) [ 2003-04-02, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ausgamers file system sucks, how can I search??
<Agg> oh.. "File Search" :)

Quote #795 (+4) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #2415 (+2) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #1300 (+16) [ 2003-11-11, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> about half a block of chocolate makes me feel ill.. i haven't found the quantity of sex that makes me feel ill, but i'm working on it..
<Matex> Agg, 4 times a day makes your penis sore
<Agg> try it with a woman next time, Matex

Quote #1774 (+1) [ 2004-03-26, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> eww
<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> fuckin brother
<Legoman> hahaha
<Peeka> took a picture of his cock lastnight and i just found it in my phone

Quote #4053 (+8) [ 2007-03-11, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jake> Heh. Now SupCom won't start.
<Jake> Unable to start
<Jake> Please verify system meets minimum specifications.
<@Frag_Lord> lol u fail
<Jake> That's the most depressing error message I've ever gotten.
<DJ_HiP> mm that sure is a blow to the e-penis
<@Frag_Lord> indeed
<Jake> I was playing it earlier, but still.
<DJ_HiP> tis like a girl saying "are you sure your hard?"
<@Frag_Lord> lol
<Jake> Haha.
<@TheWedgie> "is it in yet?"

Quote #640 (+22) [ 2003-06-08, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zaga> selam
<keybanger> homo
<Zaga> kimö
<keybanger> goat?
<Zaga> ne odu len nededim sana emzik
<keybanger> you you do what to goats?
<Zaga> bende seni
<keybanger> i thought so
<keybanger> http://goatse.cx
<Zaga> hadi olm. uzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Quote #2679 (+5) [ 2005-04-12, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> according to whereis.com.au, Rik lives 3.55 km from me, Estimated travel time: 1 Hr 13 Mins
<Rage> lol
<Rage> sydney traffic

Quote #1334 (+8) [ 2003-11-14, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zombie> linux/unix is userfriendly
<zombie> it's just selective about who it's friends are

Quote #1837 (0) [ 2004-04-15, 11:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> multinational and market...I am dyslexic today
<wild> you should join the DNA
<D_Web> DNA?
<wild> D_Web, national dyslexia assosciation. :)

Quote #223 (-1) [ 2003-01-01, 09:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Cav has left #rice
*** Cav has joined #rice
<Cav> whoops
<Cav> wtf did i click then
<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...
<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..

Quote #2295 (+12) [ 2004-09-21, 13:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> The other night, I pulled up to a stop sign and waited for it to turn green...sitting there...waiting..waiting, for about a minute before I realised that this stop sign was not going to turn green.
<Mred32> Silly me.

Quote #902 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 19:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> lo chas
<Chastity> hey Bleeter
<Chastity> Oh I'll dig out my network card when I get off my arse next :-P
<Bleeter> why u got a NIC up yer arse chas?

Quote #2778 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 05:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Rove McManus is returning to his roots with a live solo stand up show.
<Skitzo> GIVE ME A GUN.

Quote #1692 (+8) [ 2004-02-25, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
<Carl> GJ, you get a gold star! :D
<Owen> w00t I win!
<Carl> Nah, it's pretty easy to get one
<Carl> Rachael did for pusing random keys before

Quote #2379 (+4) [ 2004-11-10, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lartnec> sarah wants me to move out with her
<Lartnec> but she's looking at strathers
<Lartnec> so screw that :(
<NoFX-Eli> yeah
<NoFX-Eli> what's the point
<NoFX-Eli> no pool table
<Lartnec> lol
<Lartnec> thats all you need
<Lartnec> dont need no fancy internet
<Lartnec> or electricity for that matter
<Lartnec> just a block of wood, some holes and a stick
<Lartnec> and maybe some balls
<Lartnec> but hey thats optional

Quote #2627 (+4) [ 2005-03-15, 17:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we have ducted vacuuming
<brembo`> and ducted aircon, but both are rather neglected they only 50% work
<TheWedgie> so your house both sucks & blows?

Quote #4261 (-4) [ 2008-01-11, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'www.ocau.com - now with folate!'
<sabs> I thought that said fellate.
* csimwork fellates
<csimwork> :|
<csimwork> :O
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> etc.
<knowsfjord> haha Agg

Quote #8 (+6) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DentArthur> Agg: sweet, in terms off bikes, if its Jap I love it :) they just look so fast and slippery
<DentArthur> and all the plastic is easier to hose off when i shit myself at speed