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Quote #275 (+2) [ 2003-01-20, 09:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I'm not a big fan of cars
<Cav> Enfilade: im not a big fan of anal sex, your point?
<Enfilade> What happened?
<Cav> Enfilade: someone forgot to use lube :(

Quote #299 (+2) [ 2003-02-03, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Firemoth: You just assume i'm a chick
<Firemoth> biatch, should I assume otherwise? You certainly look like a chick in the photos on the forums.
<sabz> biatch: well if you show up at the BBQ with facial hair, I'll get worried.
<biatch> Just for you i'll make sure i shave it, sab ;)
<sabz> "Sorry... I can't go to the BBQ. Unforeseen circumstances."
<biatch> I'm sorry i couldn't come sab... i got the most severe shaving rash on my face that i've ever seen
<Firemoth> biatch, might want to use a more sensitive shaving cream next time.
<Firemoth> Just a thought.
<sabz> Firemoth knows - he had the same problem doing his bikini line.
<Firemoth> sabz, Wasn't my fault you didn't use the sensitive shaving cream on me like I asked you to.

Quote #305 (+2) [ 2003-02-04, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> Fat chix area always moody, at least with hump back whales you know your in for a good time

Quote #336 (+2) [ 2003-02-14, 20:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> sniper doesn't like being jiggled
* sniper1470 FLATTENS Gibbon with a FARKING HUGE SLEDGEHAMMER
<sniper1470> I'm not a teabag

Quote #358 (+2) [ 2003-02-25, 16:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> im combing my hair with a heatsink
<Epic`> it actually works good

Quote #428 (+2) [ 2003-03-28, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> I don't know much in this world. But there is one thing I know - I want to have lots of sex with Kylie Minogue.

Quote #430 (+2) [ 2003-03-29, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* RudeSlart pokes z3[n]
<z3[n]> wat?
<RudeSlart> bored
<z3[n]> suck me dick
* RudeSlart sucks z3[n]'s dick
<z3[n]> harder
* RudeSlart bites into z3[n]'s dick
<Tommmo> ok. I think i'v joined the wrong channel
* RudeSlart literally eats teh cawk

Quote #438 (+2) [ 2003-03-31, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mystro|T|> any one know any good channels on EFnet to get movies??
<Narc|LAG> #gaymansexformystro
<Enfilade> Nah, #funkybuttlovingformystro is better
<Groomy> theres noone in those channels :(

Quote #485 (+2) [ 2003-04-21, 22:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase> I have a red head weakness
<Carrots> the chubby girl with the fake red hair ?
<jase> thats the one
<Carrots> ew
<Carrots> rather fap
<Carrots> on her face
<jase> oi
<Carrots> LOL
<jase> she went off
<Carrots> passed expiry date ?

Quote #538 (+2) [ 2003-05-10, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
<Simboo> whether junkz shaves in the morning or not :P

Quote #601 (+2) [ 2003-05-28, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I feel pretty hardcore after my nap
<Enfilade> I had a dream about stealing knickers from some woman's clothes line

Quote #643 (+2) [ 2003-06-09, 17:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> divx player is playing all my movies upside down...
<z3[n]> wtf?
<Quadbox> z3[n]: Dude, just because you're drunk doesn't mean you're allowed to sit on your head

Quote #650 (+2) [ 2003-06-10, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<snoopz> Bah
<deepspring> black
<z3[n]> sheep
<Quadbox> head
<Quadbox> on a plaque
<z3[n]> yes sir, yes sir
<Fodder> it's dead

Quote #706 (+2) [ 2003-06-28, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> you have no boobies agg
<Agg> i'd debate that

Quote #803 (+2) [ 2003-07-19, 01:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Sancho): i REALLY need a car...
(Lurks): Sancho: and you really need a woman aswell ya geek
* Sancho looks at his fiancee sitting just to his left...
(Darkness): Lurks: You just got sch00led, n00b.
(ColdFusion): Lurks: u were owned
(Lurks): Sancho: Blow up dolls dont count
(Sancho): sif blow up doll...
(PooJou): Lurks: thats a deep hole your digging there
(Lurks): hewwo missus Sancho
*** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au)
(ColdFusion): u gonna get it now
(Wolfine): i aint a blow up doll Lurks
(Darkness): [01:40] *** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) - Clones: 2 from Wolfine (Sancho) CtrlF1 whois; ShiftF8 ping; F8 to punish <--- Awww, aint it cute? :)
(Wolfine): can a blow up doll ... do this
* Wolfine does tricks
(PooJou): press F8 Darkness
(Darkness): Wolfine: Wow, i didn't know that many ping pong balls could fit there!
* Darkness runs
(Lurks): bad Darkness bad
* PooJou avoids flying ping pong balls
(Wolfine): darkness yeah well watch out while ur running cuz im a good shot too
(Darkness): Coroners report : "The young man, in his early twenties, suffered a severe blow to his upper left temple. That seemed to be of a result of some form of gooey spherical object"
(Wolfine): aka the ping pong ball from hell
(Darkness): I think i'll leave this one alone now. :)

Quote #811 (+2) [ 2003-07-22, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squidly_Diddly> Chastity, i shag 7 days a week, except for once a month
<Carrots|sleep> when you mum has a headache

Quote #838 (+2) [ 2003-08-01, 09:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> wow STFU doesn't stand for stuff you, as i thought but rather shut the fuck up... i never knew that[09:50]
<sabz> Heh
<Borg-Sick> LOL
<Borg-Sick> n00b

Quote #862 (+2) [ 2003-08-09, 12:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> But Autosaloon is artwork :P, not crap just tacked on
<Fred_Nurk> artwork? artwork? its a fucking car, not a portrait
<Fred_Nurk> otherwise we'd get repressed artists crashing the fucking things in the name of art and free speech

Quote #875 (+2) [ 2003-08-10, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> heh, whoops
* @Agg unbreaks the forums

Quote #930 (+2) [ 2003-08-19, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BobsYourUncle> my damn fly keeps unzipping itself
<Ros`away> sure its not your hand bob ?

Quote #946 (+2) [ 2003-08-23, 08:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

(mazzanet): mornin
(Darkness): gah, fuck.
(Darkness): Why did i drink so much and stay out so late..
(Darkness): urrggg
(INerTIal): lol
(INerTIal): always the problem
(INerTIal): the answer is always cause i drunk too much
(Darkness): Yes, but in 30 mins i have to be at the fire station being all co-ordinated and stuff... I feel like there was a party in my mouth, and everyone was projectile vomitting!
(INerTIal): lmao

Quote #951 (+2) [ 2003-08-25, 19:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> wrist watches suck because I can't run Notepad.exe on them :(

Quote #970 (+2) [ 2003-08-30, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> ROFL! Largo has a car named after him!! http://carpoint.ninemsn.com.au/marketplace/UsedCarDetail.asp?ID=2331334
<Gibbon> heh, I thought that was going to be a link to a "volkswagon tard"

Quote #983 (+2) [ 2003-09-01, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<redbAck> quick, everyone join #,0
*** Reaver has left #overclockers
*** RedFox has left #overclockers
*** Reaver has joined #overclockers
*** rodgrech has left #overclockers
<Reaver> hey, when i joined it quit me!!
<Reaver> :(
<gords> lol
<redbAck> lol
*** Refle}{ has left #overclockers
<redbAck> the count stands at 4
<Reaver> why?
<Reaver> tell me your secrets!!
*** Refle}{ has joined #overclockers
<redbAck> type /server secrets
<redbAck> and all will be revealed
*** rodgrech has joined #overclockers
<yaleman> spot the retards
*** Reaver Quit (Quit)
<yaleman> rofl
<yaleman> proof
*** Reaver[A] has joined #overclockers
<Refle}{> hahaha
<Reaver[A]> fucken hell!!

Quote #991 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<druu> any cs freaks here..? when's cz coming out..?
<Agg> counter ztrike?
<druu> hehe..
<druu> cs:cz..
<Agg> Counter Strike: Camping Zone?

Quote #1024 (+2) [ 2003-09-10, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> We're whalers on the moon... we carry our harpoon... but there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tune
<echelon> But there comes a time, when all whalers must pine for an ocean oh-so-blue. So until that time, we'll drink our wine and just harpoon our poo.

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #1098 (+2) [ 2003-10-09, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tastic> hi-5 was my second favourite show when i was single
<Tastic> my girlfriend wont let me watch it anymore
<Tastic> "but baby, I only watch it to learn new things that humprey could never have tought me"
<biatch> that's a little disturbing, Tastic
<yale_work> lol Tastic
<Chamelion> lmao @ tastic

Quote #1103 (+2) [ 2003-10-11, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary rap
<Frag|A> * neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary crap <--Having a normal day again neo?

Quote #1158 (+2) [ 2003-10-18, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@FreeFrag> shit guys what bra size am i?!
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: I wont know till I cop a feel

Quote #1170 (+2) [ 2003-10-19, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> whats the linux version for disk scan?
<Quadbox> <thetron> whats the linux version for disk scan? <-- fsck
<Quadbox> thetron: Which filesystem?
<yale_code> fsck j0o!
<thetron> Redhat 9.0
<m[a]zzanet> lol
<yale_code> bwahahahah
<Quadbox> thetron: Filesystem, not distro version. EXT3? Reiserfs?
<thetron> Quadbox yep. me think so

Quote #1176 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 16:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> 509726
<knowsfords> err whoops... dropped the keyboard and caught it by the numeral keypad
<Rik> bs
<Rik> that's your password to everything, isnt it
<knowsfords> try it :p
* FodZilla haxors knowsfords
<FodZilla> netbank = empty.

Quote #1181 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Now I've rubbed VIA up the wrong way too it seems, I've taken bloody ages (6ish months) on a mod I was doing for them.. not good :/
<Baker> Its so hard to get X-Box parts though!
<DDsD|dinnr> Tell them DDsD vouches for Baker
<DDsD|dinnr> they know me ;)
<DDsD|dinnr> I love them long time!

Quote #1184 (+2) [ 2003-10-21, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<smokey> pussy smells
<SUPAMODEL> especially when it's been dead for like 2, 3 days dude

Quote #1191 (+2) [ 2003-10-22, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> whats that popular fan/temperature program thing that nearly everyone uses
<knowsfords> motherboard monitor isnt it?
<knowsfords> thanks knowsfords
<knowsfords> don't mention it

Quote #1195 (+2) [ 2003-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BugALug> im such a dick
<BugALug> i burnt my stepdad's ghetto blaster on the stove
<BugALug> i was cleaning the kitchen
<BugALug> and i must've knocked the swtich
<BugALug> went to the next room to read my book
<BugALug> next thing i knew, something was burning...

Quote #1202 (+2) [ 2003-10-23, 16:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(rodgrech): Lurks: im on bigpond, i dont get email

Quote #1207 (+2) [ 2003-10-23, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> lmao... cain your street is named after a font :P
<wild> what's his street?
<Rage> helvetica
<Draebor> rage - yeah
<wild> lol
<Rik> ahahah
<Draebor> its helvetia tho not helvetica :) i got that wrong at 1st too
<Rik> oh fuck we're a pack of geeks

Quote #1226 (+2) [ 2003-10-27, 14:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon throws a wrench at Saga
* Saga (remunerate@dsl-203-113-240-200.TAS.netspace.net.au) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Nozz> Oooer
<Nozz> you killed him
<Nozz> Must've got him fair in the head

Quote #1232 (+2) [ 2003-10-27, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bridgestone> does mirc give you easter eggs
<Bridgestone> wtf
<Bridgestone> advanced technology to the max
<figjam> no, it's got a hidden flight simulator in it dude
<figjam> hold alt and type FXFIGHTER and it starts the flight-sim
<Bridgestone> "Are you sure you wanna quit mIRC"
<Bridgestone> didn't work fig
<Bridgestone> you sure thats right?
<figjam> oh, oops
<figjam> FXFYGHTER
<Bridgestone> but it dun work figjam
<Bridgestone> figjam i wanna play it ffs
<Bridgestone> i just get "are you sure you wanna quit mIRC blah blah:
<figjam> your not typing the whole thing
<figjam> you've gotta finish it, hold alt and type FXFYGHTER
* FiremanSam has joined #nsplayeradmin
<figjam> and not just push alt, hold it the whole time
<Bridgestone> oh ok ta
<Bridgestone> ok
<Bridgestone> now im trying the flight sim
* Bridgestone has quit IRC (Quit: #NSPlayer - nsplayer.org.au #ComCen - austgaming.com )
<FiremanSam> a devious nsplayer page
<figjam> ROFL
<figjam> PWNED
<Felix> LMAO!!
<Felix> HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Quote #1234 (+2) [ 2003-10-28, 02:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i'm so leet
<predder> i'm querying a dns
<DrMike> You're a queery
<bundy> argh, i read that so wrong predder
<bundy> i thought u were queering an anus
<predder> rofl
<predder> that's pretty darned close
<predder> (not)
<predder> looks like you have anus on the brain again
<bundy> ya
<bundy> :(

Quote #1238 (+2) [ 2003-10-28, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> :( My dinner consists of a small serving of chips. The meat pie exploded taking the plate with it lol
<Strange1> I just put my pie on for 10 minutes on high instead of defrost
<Strange1> it went hard and then exploded. Shattered the plate
<knowsfords> bahaha
<wild> lmao

Quote #1240 (+2) [ 2003-10-29, 01:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg): chest hair and a big blue bum.. chest hair and a big blue bum.. wooah
(@Agg): whatever that song is.

Quote #1241 (+2) [ 2003-10-29, 11:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Refle}{> i lost $4 in a vending machine and i'm getting it back today lol ..they are going to COURIER it back to me ..
<Chamelion> heh
<Stokesy> hah
<orlock> Refle}{: should have asked them to send you what it was you wanted instead
<echelon> Refle}{: What I want to know, was why you thought "Hrm, I just lost my $2 coin in the vending machine. I know! I'll put in another!"
<Refle}{> yeh they're getting some chocky bars for me as well ..and echelon thats pretty much what happened :D .. except that i was putting the second one in to follow the first down and push it out lol
<echelon> haha
<echelon> brains :P
<Refle}{> i know eh ..
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> the machine at work eats your money sometimes, they just tell us to get fucked
* yale_work rocks the machine to set the tilt sensor off when he's on his way home from work now
<yale_work> that'll teach 'em

Quote #1259 (+2) [ 2003-11-01, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sleepy> i feel so dirty, im going to actually spend money buying a celeron

Quote #1269 (+2) [ 2003-11-03, 04:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> soon they will design planes with no wings
<Fod> and watch them drop out of the sky
<Fod> that'll be a short-lived experiment
<thetron> Fod these are futuristic planes
<Fod> the wings are what keep it in the air
<Fod> you either need wings, or downwards pointing engines, like a helicopters or a harrier
<Fod> or maybe a magical arse

Quote #1276 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> Ohh, the version of Johnny English I'm downloading appears to actually be Johnny English
<ElCrunch> Makes a nice bloody change
<DDsD> Its better when its lesbian pron
<Falkor> lol

Quote #1277 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> anthrax is so passe
<Rik> bukkake is where it's at

Quote #1282 (+2) [ 2003-11-06, 03:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bounce`> what is the actuall cd command for , cause I am thinking that would be just for a cd or does that cover even the HD's?

Quote #1299 (+2) [ 2003-11-10, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) hey PalaNIN
(@PalaNIN) hey
(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) youe mum ever caught you having a wank behind the fridge??
(@PalaNIN) only once
(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) its a good spot hey
(@PalaNIN) yeah, i do it in the leftover pasta
(@PalaNIN) fucken owns.