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Quote #469 (+2) [ 2003-04-15, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> Nozz: I know a guy that lives in tasmania! What relation is he to you?
<Nozz> Cousin and boyfriend

Quote #485 (+2) [ 2003-04-21, 22:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase> I have a red head weakness
<Carrots> the chubby girl with the fake red hair ?
<jase> thats the one
<Carrots> ew
<Carrots> rather fap
<Carrots> on her face
<jase> oi
<Carrots> LOL
<jase> she went off
<Carrots> passed expiry date ?

Quote #538 (+2) [ 2003-05-10, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
<Simboo> whether junkz shaves in the morning or not :P

Quote #601 (+2) [ 2003-05-28, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I feel pretty hardcore after my nap
<Enfilade> I had a dream about stealing knickers from some woman's clothes line

Quote #643 (+2) [ 2003-06-09, 17:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> divx player is playing all my movies upside down...
<z3[n]> wtf?
<Quadbox> z3[n]: Dude, just because you're drunk doesn't mean you're allowed to sit on your head

Quote #650 (+2) [ 2003-06-10, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<snoopz> Bah
<deepspring> black
<z3[n]> sheep
<Quadbox> head
<Quadbox> on a plaque
<z3[n]> yes sir, yes sir
<Fodder> it's dead

Quote #706 (+2) [ 2003-06-28, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> you have no boobies agg
<Agg> i'd debate that

Quote #875 (+2) [ 2003-08-10, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> heh, whoops
* @Agg unbreaks the forums

Quote #920 (+2) [ 2003-08-16, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> FLoRa is a major pervert.
<FLoRa> No I'm not!
<Chemix> don't make me load my logs!
<FLoRa> Anyone can fabricate logs
<Narc|BRB> Might go and fabricate me a log right now...

Quote #930 (+2) [ 2003-08-19, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BobsYourUncle> my damn fly keeps unzipping itself
<Ros`away> sure its not your hand bob ?

Quote #951 (+2) [ 2003-08-25, 19:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> wrist watches suck because I can't run Notepad.exe on them :(

Quote #955 (+2) [ 2003-08-27, 17:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLoRa> bundy
<FLoRa> smells
<FLoRa> like
<FLoRa> poo
<FLoRa> !
<bundy> i did about 5 minutes ago when i farted
<Joel`28k> rofl

Quote #970 (+2) [ 2003-08-30, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> ROFL! Largo has a car named after him!! http://carpoint.ninemsn.com.au/marketplace/UsedCarDetail.asp?ID=2331334
<Gibbon> heh, I thought that was going to be a link to a "volkswagon tard"

Quote #983 (+2) [ 2003-09-01, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<redbAck> quick, everyone join #,0
*** Reaver has left #overclockers
*** RedFox has left #overclockers
*** Reaver has joined #overclockers
*** rodgrech has left #overclockers
<Reaver> hey, when i joined it quit me!!
<Reaver> :(
<gords> lol
<redbAck> lol
*** Refle}{ has left #overclockers
<redbAck> the count stands at 4
<Reaver> why?
<Reaver> tell me your secrets!!
*** Refle}{ has joined #overclockers
<redbAck> type /server secrets
<redbAck> and all will be revealed
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<yaleman> spot the retards
*** Reaver Quit (Quit)
<yaleman> rofl
<yaleman> proof
*** Reaver[A] has joined #overclockers
<Refle}{> hahaha
<Reaver[A]> fucken hell!!

Quote #991 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<druu> any cs freaks here..? when's cz coming out..?
<Agg> counter ztrike?
<druu> hehe..
<druu> cs:cz..
<Agg> Counter Strike: Camping Zone?

Quote #1024 (+2) [ 2003-09-10, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> We're whalers on the moon... we carry our harpoon... but there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tune
<echelon> But there comes a time, when all whalers must pine for an ocean oh-so-blue. So until that time, we'll drink our wine and just harpoon our poo.

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #1066 (+2) [ 2003-10-04, 07:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik>http://hull.customer.netspace.net.au/forum/countfyourself.gif
<Shivver> ok
<Shivver> but i counted 4
<Shivver> fuckin vampire
<Rik> he doesn't count the 4th one that you counted
<Rik> he's a vampire, that's why... sharp teeth... ouch...

Quote #1103 (+2) [ 2003-10-11, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary rap
<Frag|A> * neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary crap <--Having a normal day again neo?

Quote #1147 (+2) [ 2003-10-16, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I'm eating icecream off a plate with a fork because the dishwasher didn't go through last nigh
<D_Web> t

Quote #1148 (+2) [ 2003-10-16, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tens0p> first time i drove a car was down a quiet road near my suburb
<Tens0p> i was doing 20kmh and a fucking wallaby smacked the car and went over the bonnet
<Tens0p> that put me off for a few months

Quote #1157 (+2) [ 2003-10-18, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> [22:01] * Agg (agg@203.173.27.67) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <----oh noes Agg got assinated by peer
<FreeFrag> he got hit by a deer?
<Redback> that should be aggs quit message
<Redback> Connection reset by deer
<afta|shwr> ahhhaah
<mazzanet> lol

Quote #1158 (+2) [ 2003-10-18, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@FreeFrag> shit guys what bra size am i?!
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: I wont know till I cop a feel

Quote #1162 (+2) [ 2003-10-19, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|A> neolithic, CANCEL IT QUICK
<Frag|A> IT'S INSTALLING MAC OS 10.2.7
<neolithic> nooooooooooooooooooo
* neolithic explodes
<Frag|A> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'LL BE REDUCED TO BEING A N00B WITH A SINGLE MOUSE BUTTON
<neolithic> the fucker wont quit!

Quote #1165 (+2) [ 2003-10-19, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> sabretooth: im not that stupid....
<sabretooth> Oh?

Quote #1170 (+2) [ 2003-10-19, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> whats the linux version for disk scan?
<Quadbox> <thetron> whats the linux version for disk scan? <-- fsck
<Quadbox> thetron: Which filesystem?
<yale_code> fsck j0o!
<thetron> Redhat 9.0
<m[a]zzanet> lol
<yale_code> bwahahahah
<Quadbox> thetron: Filesystem, not distro version. EXT3? Reiserfs?
<thetron> Quadbox yep. me think so

Quote #1176 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 16:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> 509726
<knowsfords> err whoops... dropped the keyboard and caught it by the numeral keypad
<Rik> bs
<Rik> that's your password to everything, isnt it
<knowsfords> try it :p
* FodZilla haxors knowsfords
<FodZilla> netbank = empty.

Quote #1181 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Now I've rubbed VIA up the wrong way too it seems, I've taken bloody ages (6ish months) on a mod I was doing for them.. not good :/
<Baker> Its so hard to get X-Box parts though!
<DDsD|dinnr> Tell them DDsD vouches for Baker
<DDsD|dinnr> they know me ;)
<DDsD|dinnr> I love them long time!

Quote #1184 (+2) [ 2003-10-21, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<smokey> pussy smells
<SUPAMODEL> especially when it's been dead for like 2, 3 days dude

Quote #1191 (+2) [ 2003-10-22, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> whats that popular fan/temperature program thing that nearly everyone uses
<knowsfords> motherboard monitor isnt it?
<knowsfords> thanks knowsfords
<knowsfords> don't mention it

Quote #1195 (+2) [ 2003-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BugALug> im such a dick
<BugALug> i burnt my stepdad's ghetto blaster on the stove
<BugALug> i was cleaning the kitchen
<BugALug> and i must've knocked the swtich
<BugALug> went to the next room to read my book
<BugALug> next thing i knew, something was burning...

Quote #1207 (+2) [ 2003-10-23, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> lmao... cain your street is named after a font :P
<wild> what's his street?
<Rage> helvetica
<Draebor> rage - yeah
<wild> lol
<Rik> ahahah
<Draebor> its helvetia tho not helvetica :) i got that wrong at 1st too
<Rik> oh fuck we're a pack of geeks

Quote #1226 (+2) [ 2003-10-27, 14:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon throws a wrench at Saga
* Saga (remunerate@dsl-203-113-240-200.TAS.netspace.net.au) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Nozz> Oooer
<Nozz> you killed him
<Nozz> Must've got him fair in the head

Quote #1232 (+2) [ 2003-10-27, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bridgestone> does mirc give you easter eggs
<Bridgestone> wtf
<Bridgestone> advanced technology to the max
<figjam> no, it's got a hidden flight simulator in it dude
<figjam> hold alt and type FXFIGHTER and it starts the flight-sim
<Bridgestone> "Are you sure you wanna quit mIRC"
<Bridgestone> didn't work fig
<Bridgestone> you sure thats right?
<figjam> oh, oops
<figjam> FXFYGHTER
<Bridgestone> but it dun work figjam
<Bridgestone> figjam i wanna play it ffs
<Bridgestone> i just get "are you sure you wanna quit mIRC blah blah:
<figjam> your not typing the whole thing
<figjam> you've gotta finish it, hold alt and type FXFYGHTER
* FiremanSam has joined #nsplayeradmin
<figjam> and not just push alt, hold it the whole time
<Bridgestone> oh ok ta
<Bridgestone> ok
<Bridgestone> now im trying the flight sim
* Bridgestone has quit IRC (Quit: #NSPlayer - nsplayer.org.au #ComCen - austgaming.com )
<FiremanSam> a devious nsplayer page
<figjam> ROFL
<figjam> PWNED
<Felix> LMAO!!
<Felix> HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Quote #1238 (+2) [ 2003-10-28, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> :( My dinner consists of a small serving of chips. The meat pie exploded taking the plate with it lol
<Strange1> I just put my pie on for 10 minutes on high instead of defrost
<Strange1> it went hard and then exploded. Shattered the plate
<knowsfords> bahaha
<wild> lmao

Quote #1240 (+2) [ 2003-10-29, 01:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg): chest hair and a big blue bum.. chest hair and a big blue bum.. wooah
(@Agg): whatever that song is.

Quote #1241 (+2) [ 2003-10-29, 11:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Refle}{> i lost $4 in a vending machine and i'm getting it back today lol ..they are going to COURIER it back to me ..
<Chamelion> heh
<Stokesy> hah
<orlock> Refle}{: should have asked them to send you what it was you wanted instead
<echelon> Refle}{: What I want to know, was why you thought "Hrm, I just lost my $2 coin in the vending machine. I know! I'll put in another!"
<Refle}{> yeh they're getting some chocky bars for me as well ..and echelon thats pretty much what happened :D .. except that i was putting the second one in to follow the first down and push it out lol
<echelon> haha
<echelon> brains :P
<Refle}{> i know eh ..
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> the machine at work eats your money sometimes, they just tell us to get fucked
* yale_work rocks the machine to set the tilt sensor off when he's on his way home from work now
<yale_work> that'll teach 'em

Quote #1242 (+2) [ 2003-10-29, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> I just raped my face with some alcohol based skin cleaner
<DDsD> I feel so violated

Quote #1259 (+2) [ 2003-11-01, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sleepy> i feel so dirty, im going to actually spend money buying a celeron

Quote #1269 (+2) [ 2003-11-03, 04:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> soon they will design planes with no wings
<Fod> and watch them drop out of the sky
<Fod> that'll be a short-lived experiment
<thetron> Fod these are futuristic planes
<Fod> the wings are what keep it in the air
<Fod> you either need wings, or downwards pointing engines, like a helicopters or a harrier
<Fod> or maybe a magical arse

Quote #1276 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> Ohh, the version of Johnny English I'm downloading appears to actually be Johnny English
<ElCrunch> Makes a nice bloody change
<DDsD> Its better when its lesbian pron
<Falkor> lol

Quote #1277 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> anthrax is so passe
<Rik> bukkake is where it's at

Quote #1330 (+2) [ 2003-11-14, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Good luck trying to fit a girl and a wedding dress in am mx5 :)
<biatch> I barely fit!
<biatch> sab has plenty of room though :)
<gords> my sis is petite =)
<Fod> so is sab

Quote #1397 (+2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> goddamn... I want different chicks for different reasons
<Rage> i wish i could keep them on a shelf somewhere or something

Quote #1427 (+2) [ 2003-12-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^_ZAK_^> mmm I'd kill for AC
<FreeFrag> Alternating Current??
<Kazashi> Autocannon?
<Sticks> Atomic Chicken?
<rb> aircon
<FreeFrag> Gee, thanks Cpt. Obvious.
<Sticks> rofl

Quote #1458 (+2) [ 2003-12-27, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> well figure out which courses i'm meant to enrol in next semester biatch..
<biatch> sure!
<predder> just a course code will do fine
<biatch> How to NOT cheat on your girlfriend 1.1
<biatch> Being a nice guy.... for UTTER MORONS
<biatch> eheheheheheheheheheh
<biatch> sorry :)
* biatch sits back down.
<@Agg> you need How To Get A Girlfriend 1.0 first
<biatch> perhaps you can lend him your copy, Agg
* predder just enrols in "how to kill yourself with a shotgun 1.1"
<@Agg> sure.. mine's barely used

Quote #1474 (+2) [ 2004-01-04, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie has quit IRC (Quit: artslet kcuf)
* Mindless has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Selexion has quit IRC (Quit: (reboot))
* Vassili has quit IRC (Quit)
<sabretooth> Anyone else?
* LoneWolf_ has quit IRC (Quit: Its a sham of a mockery of a mockery of a sham, wrapped in mockery, drenched in sham, placed in a box made of mockery sealed with sham with mockery written on the side in sham.)
<Lurks|awy> look what ya did sabretooth

Quote #1527 (+2) [ 2004-01-15, 22:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Lego> "The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and without warning."
<Draebor> lol goatse got fucked over
<Erve> now that's obvious Draebor
<Erve> (i.e. the gaping hole in his anus)

Quote #1539 (+2) [ 2004-01-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<camjoo> ok iv'e had more than enough fun for one afternoon
<camjoo> time to play with my clutch
<camjoo> bbl
<Foole> perhaps you mean: crotch

Quote #1540 (+2) [ 2004-01-20, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> the only reason the indians can speak good english
<FatMan> is that they're all trained by telstra
<PooJou> LOL
<FatMan> as customer support
<zen> lmao!
* PooJou dies