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Quote #1386 (+7) [ 2003-11-27, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> Man.. I hate it when my mum is home
<yale_work> CapnChron, can't fuck your sister on the kitchen bench?
<CapnChron> lol
<CapnChron> no, even worse!
<CapnChron> Mum's bed!

Quote #1403 (+7) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #1415 (+7) [ 2003-12-05, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Akumas> Agg, aren't you the almighty owner of OCAU?
<Agg> coroner - because they are profoundly uncomfortable for long distances :)
<Hunter> agg would that be like riding a mountain bike for a couple of days
<Agg> Akumas - no, that's a guy called thetron.. i just work here
* Banzai is now known as Banzai[CS]
<Akumas> Oh, sorry.. 'work' are you employed by ocau?
* BBQ_69 has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by retards trying to toast buns.)
<coroner> hopefully they have improved i plan to ride to phillip island in 2 yrs
<Moose> What bike is comfortable for long distances?
<Hunter> a trike
<Agg> kinda. it's part of my parole agreement. counts as community service.
<Akumas> I see I see..
* definate has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Akumas> Hope I'm not being too nosey

Quote #1437 (+7) [ 2003-12-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Interloper> Type 'hardcore sex' into google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
<vecki> Is that like the 'weapons of mass destruction one'?
<Interloper> Yes

Quote #1448 (+7) [ 2003-12-19, 08:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> Morning all!
<Manaz> My last day as a free man, and the first thing I've done when I've woken up is put on a load of washing. How under-the-thumb am I...

Quote #1476 (+7) [ 2004-01-05, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ShadowB|ade) -17:49:35- (Aussie) our private channel was violated :) << but in a good way..
(Aussie) lol
(ShadowB|ade) pfft violated.. you make it sound like a 13yo girl :p

Quote #1524 (+7) [ 2004-01-15, 16:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Azazel3000 has joined #overclockers
<Azazel3000> HEllo, I need help, please send private
<Agg> my privates are private, Private.
<Vassili> lol
<enigma> ... i'm not sending my privates to anyone

Quote #1531 (+7) [ 2004-01-16, 12:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Google has joined #overclockers
* DDsD|l337 asks Google a question
<DDsD|l337> What is a triangle?
<[SweN]> are you feeling lucky DDsD|l337
* Daemon gives DDsD|l337 400 answers and 4 text ads

Quote #1547 (+7) [ 2004-01-22, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@SpetzNatz): grrr, some friend called me up and asked me to play indoor soccer for his team tonight
(@SpetzNatz): what i'm scared about is when i pwn so much 'cause i'm part wog, then they'll give me a 2 year contract for 25mil then nike and sony will sponsor me and i'll have to play with them like 2 times a week or some shit :(
(@eiko`guybrush): yeah.
(@eiko`guybrush): happens to me when i play chinese checkers

Quote #1551 (+7) [ 2004-01-24, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(sbobz) a mate of mine used to be 'the phantom shitter' at my school... we had those tv's that are suspended by an arm attached to roof etc... you'd get into class and there'd be a fresh man-turd up there, or in the teachers drawer, or in the middle of the floor, or in the staff room, etc..
(sbobz) was quite good at it
(Largo) phantom shitter rofl
(Hibba) lol
(sbobz) he'd crap in highly unlikely places
(sbobz) and never got busted

Quote #1596 (+7) [ 2004-02-05, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> Apparently Railway Square looks like a moshpit.
<@Matt-R> As long as they are raving naked near the blue light everything should be fine

Quote #1618 (+7) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #1746 (+7) [ 2004-03-16, 02:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<araknid> nothing quite disables the windows keys like ripping them off and melting them on a hot fry pan :)
<Junkz0r> You're my hero araknid

Quote #1686 (+7) [ 2004-02-24, 15:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> hrrm... I should get musical airhorns for the new pootah
<SUPAMODEL> they'd be awesome
<SUPAMODEL> put this big fuckoff missile style switch on the front: "DO NOT PRESS ME"
<SUPAMODEL> go to a lan
<SUPAMODEL> go off to the toilet
<echelon> watch from a distance
<echelon> 'hrm... whats this button do...'
<SUPAMODEL> wait for some dumb fuck to lift toggle, hit switch & shit themselves

Quote #1687 (+7) [ 2004-02-24, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve slaps brembo`
<Erve> it was allegedly reported that Erve was moving this weekend
<knowsfords> in other news, brembo` is sleeping around on Erve
<brembo`> finally moving to riverwood are ya
<Erve> allegedly
<Erve> i would have said something witty in retort to that knowsfords, but I was on the telephone
<knowsfords> Erve, oh you know its the truth... you can pretend that brembo` would never do that to you but I have taped evidence.
* knowsfords unravels the stickey tape off of the photo.
<Erve> kinky..

Quote #1689 (+7) [ 2004-02-24, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ARghg, i met this chick on sunday, and we got talkin n stuff, i got her number, talked for a bit, she said that she only answers calls from people she knows, sweet. shes good lookin. pity i didn't give her my number, so she doesn't answer my calls
<aftahours> ah i know
<aftahours> ill SMS her
<Lurks> gg aftahours
<Crystal> HAHA
<@Agg> lol, aftahours

Quote #1696 (+7) [ 2004-02-28, 00:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> MadHatter trying to sell your bogan porn overseas?
<PsychoMatt> haha
<PsychoMatt> orrrr giz a root ayy ya cun
<MadHatter> looking at buying a car actually
<predder> what does MadHatter the mechanic look for in a car
<Agg> spare change

Quote #1729 (+7) [ 2004-03-07, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<H6D617A7A6> lo \Roscoe, D_Web
<\Roscoe\> I think my drivers license number just said hello to me.
<gayfrog> :O
<H6D617A7A6> haha
<TheWedgie> LOL

Quote #1738 (+7) [ 2004-03-11, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<adi> a win xp gnome theme is the most downloaded per day
<adi> art.gnome.org
<adi> ROFL!! i just installed the winXP theme, and i selected it, and gnome crashed!! they managed to get the windows theme just perfect!!

Quote #1742 (+7) [ 2004-03-14, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> i'm grring at this homework i've gotta do
<nwatts> makin' meh angry
<nwatts> do you feel you want to do it?
<@gords> no thanks
<@gords> i have my own uni work i'm not doing =)
<nwatts> hehe
<nwatts> well
<nwatts> it's good one of us is doing what's best
<nwatts> ... that one is you

Quote #1766 (+7) [ 2004-03-24, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Woob> Quick somebody Name a Vegetable!!
<Ultimata> carrot
<Dragoon> pumpkin
<jase> mich01

Quote #1758 (+7) [ 2004-03-22, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* mazzanet hugs raddy 9000
<PsychoMatt> dont hug it fool, u just turned it on

Quote #1794 (+7) [ 2004-03-31, 17:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> rofl, fucking funny, on teh news
<Ycros> student protests at uts over higher fees
<Ycros> turned a bit violent
<Ycros> police were using capsicum spray
<Gothmog> how violent?
<Ycros> some guy grabbed the spray off a cop and sprayed them with it
<Ycros> :P
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Ycros> but thats not the funniest bit
<Skeleton> LOL
<Skeleton> cool
<Ycros> a bit later
<Ycros> the news interviewed an officer
<Ycros> and he was saying "well, when some of our equipment gets taken.."
<Skeleton> and he pee'd his pants on national television?
<Ycros> and just at that moment
<Ycros> on cue
<Ycros> someone steals his hat
<Ycros> and runs off
<BenZor> AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHa
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Gothmog> lol !
<Skeleton> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Ycros> it was fucking GOLD
<wild> straight to ugbox

Quote #1797 (+7) [ 2004-04-03, 01:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Meh i should do TronRAIDO soon
<athlonxp> TronRAID0?
<Agg> two thetrons in stripey clothing

Quote #1809 (+7) [ 2004-04-07, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Nemo has left
<33735> hey your dads looking for you

Quote #1839 (+7) [ 2004-04-15, 22:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik wonders what to cook his steak with
<brembo`> heat ?

Quote #1845 (+7) [ 2004-04-16, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> mazzanet: i just dont tolerate bullshit from cocksmokers
<chubba> i.e. yourself

Quote #1866 (+7) [ 2004-04-22, 23:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Simboo> I swear the worst part about living with women is the amount of toilet paper they use
<Simboo> it's phenominal

Quote #1869 (+7) [ 2004-04-24, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Borg[W]> whats good about working 18hr days ?
<nwatts> money
<chunksoul> the money
<DJ-Studd> Borg: Money? :D
<WMinstrel> Money.
<Alyra>money!
<BenX>MONEY!

Quote #1903 (+7) [ 2004-04-30, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> something sucks more wang than me?

Quote #1904 (+7) [ 2004-04-30, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> How do you get rid of a L5 bridge mod?
<tron|ZzZ> lightly scraching it off?
<Hunter> use c4
<Hunter> often used to destroy bridges.

Quote #1924 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 18:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we got a delivery of magazines to work today
<brembo`> they were meant to be 'English Womans Weekly', we got pron mags

Quote #1925 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> holy shit the hot water tank just blew up in our house
<Hunter> BANG
<Hunter> fucking water everywhere
<Agg-> maybe you should sit on IRC and tell everyone about it, Hunter
<Agg-> you know, instead of getting it fixed or cleaning it up or something :)

Quote #1937 (+7) [ 2004-05-08, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ewok> internet explorer 2.0 sucks donkey balls, big sweaty donkey's balls
<Arach> 1996 called. It wants it's sass back
<Ewok> rofl
<wild> lol

Quote #1939 (+7) [ 2004-05-09, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> the coke bottle defeated me
<Fod> so i cut the bastard open with a carving knife
<Fod> coke never tasted so good

Quote #1969 (+7) [ 2004-05-17, 02:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, i'm so close to ordering these knives off the tv
<Agg> i must remember the lesson of the titanium drillbits
<Agg> which turned out to be constructed entirely of cheese

Quote #1971 (+7) [ 2004-05-17, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> how did general electric manage to get 3.0.0.0->3.255.255.255
<pace> ocnet is all about the efficient distribution of icecream
<primz> and the icecream network just stopped out the front of my door. thanks lurks.
<FreeFrag> Why would GE need 16,581,375 IP Addresses?
<primz> one for every fridge
<dec> i really don't know FreeFrag
<rma> haha
<dec> hahah
<pace> ip to fridge
<FreeFrag> FoIP
<pace> it the way to go
<primz> heh, yeah, where have you been for the last year?
<rma> FreeFrag hehe
* primz pings 3.255.255.255.3 and receives a glass of milk
<FreeFrag> Convergent Technoligies are bringing your computer and fridge together w00t :S

Quote #1988 (+7) [ 2004-05-22, 00:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> i bought it from dell directly
<eDust> with an invoice and all
<knowsfords> :O
<knowsfords> you sold your soul!!
<knowsfords> :p
<eDust> but i saved about 60%

Quote #2855 (+7) [ 2005-06-29, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> extra bogan++ points for working in the rain, stomping mud through the house, and wearing no socks (i ran out of socks!)
<knowsfords> lies, bogans are afraid of the rain
<knowsfords> it reminds them too heavily of showering
<Warhamster> bogans melt in the rain.... "geez mate, a clear non alcoholic liquid.. we're fucked!"

Quote #2031 (+7) [ 2004-06-05, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what did the bachelor of arts student say to the bachelor of engineering student?
<D_Web> Would you like fries with that?
<Erve> what did Erve say to D_Web?
<Erve> old :P

Quote #2040 (+7) [ 2004-06-07, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> hrmmm, lookin at about $60 for a tinted visor for my helmet
<brembo`> just need a jacket to complete the whole black power ranger look
<D_Web> have you got ambulance & private health cover?
<brembo`> yup
<Ross> have you got a Will?
<brembo`> can't say i have much to leave behind
<Fod> you need assets before you need a will .. all he'll have is his bike and that'll get run over by the same truck

Quote #2048 (+7) [ 2004-06-08, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> how does one withdraw $10k cash?
<Rage> take a breifcase up to the bank?
<Erve> ask for a bank cheque?
<Falkor> or get a bank cheque
<Crudmuffin> yeah, bank cheque
<Erve> maybe a bank cheque?
<Rage> perhaps a bank cheque...
<Rik> I'd say bank cheque
<Fod> i was thinking you could try a bank cheque
<Fod> that's just my opinion though
<Erve> Survey says
<Erve> bank cheque
<FreeFrag> I might ask for my loan in cash.
<Fod> oh try and be at least a little original freefrag

Quote #2111 (+7) [ 2004-07-06, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar_> Heh. This is like swordfish. Terrorists bomb a hospital, they tactically nuke a city. My neighbours are playing Linkin Park, I unleash Shatners version of Mr Tambourine Man at full volume
<yaleman> lol
<Quilb> Radar_: its scary that you have it.
<Radar_> I have it stored away for moments like this.
<Radar_> Hmm, it's stopped. Good ol' Shatner can allways get the job done

Quote #2213 (+7) [ 2004-08-01, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myth> anyone know how active directory aware windows me is compared to 9x ?
<Dizqord> if windows me became aware of anything it'd delete it self upon the realisation that it is windows me.
<Frosty> "oh my god, Im a horrible plague on the world.... format c:"

Quote #2287 (+7) [ 2004-09-14, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why ?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass

Quote #2293 (+7) [ 2004-09-19, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> is it talk like a pirate day again?
<CaptWedgie> aye that be correct eDust
<knowsfords> really? man it seems like only a year ago it was talk like a pirate day
<CaptWedgie> and i figured meh, may as well run with it. lol
* CaptWedgie slices knowsfords with his cutlass
<eDust> well then, i'm going ashore to raid the supermarket. back before midnight
<CaptWedgie> hahaha
<knowsfords> yarr I be bleedin' all over me pirate pants
* eDust is now known as eDust_away
* CaptWedgie tosses knowsfords off the UGBow to feed the sharks
* knowsfords uses his hook to sew up the wound with some catgut
<knowsfords> yarr! they don't want to eat a peice of manly leather like myself...
* knowsfords rides the sharks
* knowsfords makes out with his shark wenches
<knowsfords> avast tis a pirates life.
<CaptWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2308 (+7) [ 2004-09-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> only 2 things smell like fish
<Junkz> and one of them is fish

Quote #2360 (+7) [ 2004-10-24, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> VB3 is great, I can see when people have deleted posts, why, and what was originally in them :)
<knowsfords> "I see dead posts, they're everywhere..."

Quote #2392 (+7) [ 2004-11-19, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring falls down into a twitching foaming mess
<ace234> woohoo free bubble bath

Quote #2396 (+7) [ 2004-11-22, 13:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): the only reason people watch anime is because they'd get caught perving at 14 year olds in school uniforms fighting robots anywhere else