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Quote #3019 (+9) [ 2005-10-10, 19:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I just tried to shoo a fly off my screen with the mouse cursor.
<Narcolepsy> I think I'm a geek :|

Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #1136 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

yale_work: I like mine
yale_work: don't like my templates? get fucked
yale_work: don't like how you edit things? get fucked
Fall[w]: haha
Fall[w]: good philosophy
yale_work: doesn't work? your settings are wrong, I code good, and get fucked
Torm3nt[w]: "I'd like you to meet our new PR man, yale_work."
Torm3nt[w]: Customer: "Hi."
Torm3nt[w]: yale_work: "Get fucked."

Quote #1106 (+131) [ 2003-10-11, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> we went for a war drive in the commo, i have a 300W inverter
<Tommmo> anyway so we found this AP.
<Tommmo> then i went to take off again
<Tommmo> and the lights went dim
<Tommmo> and the car stopped :D
<Tommmo> combination of high beam / aircon / 4 laptops + not much car movement made it go flat quick :)
<Tommmo> so we posted a call for help via IRC
<Rik> rofl
<Rage> hahaha nice
<Tommmo> (12:49am) * Aday-LAN (aday@vw18562.dft.com.au) has joined #whirlpool
<Tommmo> (12:49am) <Aday-LAN> Tommmo here.... smarm are you there???
<Tommmo> (12:50am) <Aday-LAN> MrShrub: where are you... ?
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <Aday-LAN> can someone jump start this car :)
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <Aday-LAN> We're.. umm stranded next to an open ap
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <MrShrub> lol...what?
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <MrShrub> HAHAHAHAHA
<Tommmo> >:D
<Tommmo> then the RACV guy turns up and he looks at everyone with laptops in the car outside someone's house at 1AM
<Tommmo> and says 'what the fuck are u blokes doing' :D
<Rage> lol
<Rage> sifnt roll-start
<Rage> or was it auto?
<Tommmo> auto
<FreeFrag> ROFL!!
<Tommmo> i was worried they were gonna discover us iRCiing from their wireless
<Tommmo> and come out the front
<Tommmo> :D
<Rage> hahaa
<Tommmo> whilst stranded :D
<Rage> that'd be so funny
<Rage> "DRIVE MAN DRIVE!!!"
<Rage> "WE CANT"
<Tommmo> hahah..
<Tommmo> "START BITCH"
<Rage> "AAAAHHHHHHHH"
<Rage> heh
<Tommmo> we had an 8 port switch
<Tommmo> and an external omni antenna on the roof :)
<Rage> lol!
<Tommmo> the complete setup :)

Quote #1518 (+5) [ 2004-01-14, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macca> the only thing that will get in the way of this lan is my sister
<fod> is she hot?
<macca> no, she is a pain in the ass...
<fod> idb?

Quote #2415 (+3) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #890 (+1) [ 2003-08-13, 10:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> seeya soon
<NozzUni> seeya soon
<NozzUni> jinx :-)
<echelon> mmm mm m mmm mmmm!

Quote #3312 (+6) [ 2006-04-04, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> Why doesn't Agg get kicked for excess caps?
<Agg> Grosby - why does God do bad things sometimes?

Quote #1479 (+3) [ 2004-01-06, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> dear god..... Microsoft Windows XP used upnp to plot with my other home appliances and white goods and they are comming to kill me
<i386> Ive baracaded myself in my room, with serveral cans of tuna
<i386> THE TOAST, IT BURNS!

Quote #621 (+8) [ 2003-06-04, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

(aCealots): for dicksmith has a cheese call :) dickcheese)
(Domin8): lol
(Cav): dick cheses?
(Domin8): yeah dick smiths cheese he means
(Cav): did he really call it dick cheese
* Cav was most amused by dick heads
(Domin8): yeah
(aCealots): i never want to try the dick for my self,i never new it tase any good
(Domin8): lol
(Darkness): lol
(Domin8): lol
(Domin8): rofl

Quote #4246 (+5) [ 2007-11-22, 19:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> i lost all my weight doing rpm, a cycling class 5-6 times a week
<Moodles> leaving soon to do body combat, martial arts class, just annoyed its at 815 on thursday
<Madhatter> ive lost pretty much all of mine due to a change in diet
<Madhatter> ive got an active job, so it helps.
<knowsfords> I chopped off a few limbs, all I need is my right arm :D

Quote #425 (+6) [ 2003-03-26, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> How old was your sister?
<Melchior> 19
<Melchior> she moved out
<Melchior> and was threating us
<@LoneWolf_> wanna say hello to her Melchior? *nudges bitch in ribs* :P
<Melchior> rofl
<Melchior> not really
<Melchior> i had to mow her lawn
<Melchior> it was 1m high and its huge
<@LoneWolf_> couldn't she just wax?

Quote #3258 (+5) [ 2006-02-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> damn dude, you gotta ream that shit out on occasion
<Erve> If I was smarter I would have put some coal up that arse, waited a few months, and then she would have had her own diamond for that token ring
<Freaek> so you could say she was under pressure

Quote #1852 (+9) [ 2004-04-17, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fall> oh man
<@Fall> my work calls me today
<@Fall> "Brad, I can't connect to F:"
<@Fall> "ok, disconnect, reconnect"
<@Fall> "alright."
<@Fall> "reboot, call me back in 5"
<@Fall> *5 minutes pass*
<@Fall> "you've reconnected to F:?"
<@Fall> "no, it couldn't connect again"
<@Fall> "Start -> Run -> cmd... ping 192.168.0.1"
<@Fall> "Destination host unreachable...?"
<@Fall> "plug the network cable back in"
<@Fall> "oh yeah, F works now!"
<@Fall> *blank look*

Quote #4309 (+10) [ 2008-05-04, 15:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<friction> it's evident, by the per capital death rate in car crashes in Japan, versus the United States, since 1974, you were 85% more likely to die in a car crash in Japan than in the US
<Evangel> <Citation needed>
* rodgrech (rodgrech@60-241-54-83.static.tpgi.com.au) Quit (Quit)
<friction> the cato institute
<Lemming> <Many Citations Needed>
<Lemming> link?
<Evangel> <Citation needed> doesn't mean say some institute, it means give us the source material
<ace234> friction, lesson 1 in the interwebs, when the entire channel says youre an idiot, /quit

Quote #171 (+5) [ 2002-12-16, 08:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> Cav worships the ass demon
* Cav is just like that :)
<Womb0> Cav: ur strange
<Cav> yeah
<Cav> im a complete fucking wierdo :)

Quote #2799 (+3) [ 2005-05-30, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> My brother used to give me Dutch ovens
<Strange1> I now hate the Dutch

Quote #1198 (+5) [ 2003-10-22, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`a> suck my pipe !
<CrashDumy> lol
<DDsD[AaA]> suck MY pipe
<CrashDumy> I'm so glad i didn't get on suck my pipe

Quote #2358 (+14) [ 2004-10-22, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> my poor ol taxi copped a bashing this morning
<aftahours> stupid girl ran up my arse
<INerTIal> ouch
<INerTIal> bad?
<aftahours> not really. the taxi is all scratched and dinted anyway
<aftahours> she was pretty good lookin, and i got her number
<aftahours> so it was worth it
<aftahours> now its my turn to take her up the arse
<aftahours> :)

Quote #1575 (+2) [ 2004-01-31, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> Crystal i have the beach pics on my pc, gonna upload them now
<Crystal> Coolies! ^_^
<Nozz> beach pics? sounds kinky
<Hunter> not quite
<element> just watched the movie "i am sam"
<element> :D
<TensopAway> sex on the beach/
<Crystal> what was that like?
<Hunter> :D
<Crystal> (the movie, not the sex)
<Nozz> Sex on the beach with Crystal? :-p
<element> good actually

Quote #1763 (+11) [ 2004-03-23, 19:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I may want 10,000 kids, and if I can afford to have them why cant I?
<Falkor> hehe thats a good way to stay single
<Falkor> "I want 10,000 kids..."
<Falkor> *door slam*

Quote #445 (+1) [ 2003-04-03, 22:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> man, I burnt my tongue on a fuckin cappicino
<^catalyst> its reallllly pissin me of.
<^catalyst> of
<^catalyst> ff
<^catalyst> OFF
<^catalyst> IM NOT A RETARD

Quote #1530 (+23) [ 2004-01-16, 11:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* CapnChron goes off to wake his sister up
<FuriousG> don't wake her, just put your weener in her mouth, and take photos
<FuriousG> then, post the photos on the internet
<FuriousG> then show all her friends
<FuriousG> then move to alaska
<FuriousG> chuckle to yourself for thirty years
<@Fragwizard> heheheheheheh
<CapnChron> lol
* CapnChron shows this to his sister

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #1397 (+2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> goddamn... I want different chicks for different reasons
<Rage> i wish i could keep them on a shelf somewhere or something

Quote #989 (+9) [ 2003-09-02, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tazmin> my fone got flogged 2day
<Tazmin> im just pissed about the sim card...dun care about the phonw
<Tazmin> some of those numbers i shall never be able to get back :(
<Chastity> tsk tsk ppl who rely on technology :-P
<Tazmin> pffffttt,chas my phone was like my other brain
<RoSWeLL> so your phone was like a penis is to a male ?
<Chastity> that's even more scary :-P
<RoSWeLL> guess i can understand the logic there

Quote #1180 (+7) [ 2003-10-20, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win
<PooJou> [22:09] <Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win <- amen to that... thats like... fully malaysian style :D
<Tate> wtf
<Tate> it's no style
<Tate> it's jus
<Tate> a shirt + boxers
<Tate> both random
<Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<PooJou> *suss*
<Tate> lol
<Tate> they're seriosly pink
<Tate> and I wear them
<Tate> otuside
<Tate> I feel like if someone is waling past
<Tate> they'll yell it
<Tate> YOU FUCKING QUEER
<PooJou> 'hey baby, i'm wearing pink boxers'
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> Chicks + boxers + singlet = drool....................
* PooJou goes back to the corner
<Tate> dude
<Tate> chicks + nothing = droll
<Rage> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll <-- lol... droll means boring...
<Tate> haha
<Tate> fuck you tom
<Tate> :P
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> tates gay!
<PooJou> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll | [22:12] <Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<Rage> lol
<PooJou> I rest my case

Quote #4353 (+2) [ 2008-07-27, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sg> HAI
<Tank> HAI
<@Wayne> HAI
<Tank> HAI
<glasnt> BAI
<@Wayne> NAI
<@Sniper9300> WAI
<Tank> YAI
<SirPNut> anyway, night guys
<@Wayne> GAI
<brodsta> NOWAI
<@Agg> FISH
<@Agg> wait, what

Quote #3382 (+9) [ 2006-05-27, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Old_Camper> Oh my God
<Old_Camper> I just wiped my nose with a tissue that had semen in it
<Old_Camper> That's the last time I leave my dirty tissues on the desk
<FatMan> hahaha
<outy> hahaha
<FatMan> owned!
<Shaun> That's not something you tell this channel, by the way.
<Old_Camper> :(

Quote #3055 (+4) [ 2005-10-29, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bostik> when i realised the other week she reminded me of my mother i was truly disgusted
<Bostik> i wanted to end it right there. but then i realised she does things to me my mother never would..

Quote #1224 (+5) [ 2003-10-26, 23:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> I was reading a quote of a US senator recently on game violence.... "Games like 'CS' encourage gamers to kill innocent hostages to win. Also, it includes a 'god mode', which is when the crosshair of your sniper rifle is aimed at the head of an opponent, giving you god like control on their life"
<Nza> not exactly the quote, but close to it
<xphile> i can just imagine thier guide dogs playing and telling them all about it
<Nza> and he considered himself to be a "game expert"
<Nza> hahaha
<Nza> *ahem*

Quote #4046 (+7) [ 2007-03-01, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frosty> I work in tech support, my IQ is directly proportionate to my apathy
<Frosty> the less I care, the smarter I get

Quote #2802 (+4) [ 2005-05-31, 09:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> It was a slow news day for Ray Martin the other day "The bad manners epidemic sweeping the nation, Pregnent woman and even the elderly cant get a seat on a bus"
<Strange1> I shit you not
<TheWedgie> ROFL
<TheWedgie> i saw that
<Strange1> That was the main story
<TheWedgie> next day i pushed a pregnant woman OFF the bus.
<Strange1> I pushed one infront of a bus
<TheWedgie> "Ray Martin told me to do it!
<TheWedgie> hahaha
<TheWedgie> you win.

Quote #362 (+6) [ 2003-02-28, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> quick quick get some scissors and cut the cables connected to your ADSL / diaup modem.
<Chamelion> ok
<Chamelion> 1 secx
<Chamelion> sec*
* Quits: Chamelion (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #2428 (+8) [ 2004-12-14, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie throws his shoe at D_WebWork.
* CrashDummy has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Falkor has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* D_WebWork has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* _DDsD has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Falkor_ is now known as Falkor
<TheWedgie> crikey!
<TheWedgie> i think we win Falkor
<TheWedgie> now to share the booty

Quote #2382 (+1) [ 2004-11-12, 01:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> grr.. anyone know how to run a shell script which wont run even when the file has been set to executable?
* Firemoth looks at Quadbox
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: I'd try executing it :p
<Firemoth> !
<Sticks> Firemoth - linux yeah?
<Quad|dvd> failing that, edit it and see what the problem is
<Firemoth> Sticks, yup
<Sticks> you're logged in as?
<Firemoth> root
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: Try executing it with sh <scriptname>
<Iroquois> did you try ./file ?
<Sticks> ./<script>
<Quad|dvd> it might not have #!/bin/sh attatched
<Firemoth> When I type, ./blah .. I get.. : bad interpreter: No such file or directory
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: Do what I just said then
<Firemoth> It has #!/bin/sh attached
<Firemoth> k
<Quad|dvd> or try bashing it
<Sticks> BASH!!!
<Sticks> always BASH!
<Quad|dvd> bash <script>
<Iroquois> #!/bin/bash dammit
<Sticks> bwwaaaahahahaa
* Quad|dvd bashes Sticks
* Sticks bashes Quadbox
* Quad|dvd is now known as Quadbox
<Quadbox> Wow, I feel bourne again!
<Quadbox> :p
<Sticks> bwwaaahahahaha
<Iroquois> i'm a shell of the man i used to be
<Iroquois> ok, thats enough
<Quadbox> Oh god, this script is TERRIBLE!
<Quadbox> We need to execute a change of program in here
<Quadbox> :p
<Sticks> wait till you see the movie :p
<Iroquois> the "mv"ie?
<Quadbox> This is wreaking variable havoc apon the local environment, you do realise? :p
<Iroquois> Quadbox: you've had these saved up, right? :p
<Quadbox> Iroquois: No, I compile them just in time
<Quadbox> :p
<Iroquois> so they just 'emerge'?
<Quadbox> Iroquois: Indeed. I just kind of port them from my subconsious

Quote #2704 (+6) [ 2005-04-23, 13:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> some guy in a wheelchair got hit by a taxi in the valley the other day
<yaleman> was rolling around yelling " I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"
<CapnChron> hahahahahahahaha
<yaleman> well, the first bit is true, the second half I added for funny value

Quote #2367 (+4) [ 2004-10-28, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Netsork> What size are CDs these days, anyway?
<enigma> about 12cm I think
<mazzanet> 8cm
<enigma> oh, my bad
<enigma> hang on.
<enigma> mazzanet, get a ruler and a regular CD
<mazzanet> 8cm.
<enigma> mine are 12cm .. diameter?
<mazzanet> oh
<Netsork> 12 here, too.
<mazzanet> mine are 13.5cm
<enigma> 13.5cm?
<enigma> how the fuck do they fit in the drive?
<mazzanet> o_O
<mazzanet> oh heh
<mazzanet> this ruler has 0-1.5cm missing

Quote #2956 (+12) [ 2005-08-29, 08:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

ace234: wtf is sodomy?
VooDo: ask ya dad
beta|sick: google is your friend
Sephyre: use google images for that one ace
beta|sick: ^^ you know you want to
IKT[A]: sodomy...self mutalation?
IKT[A]: oh wait
IKT[A]: oh god
IKT[A]: :(
IKT[A]: last time I use google images
beta|sick: rofl you actually used google images

Quote #1869 (+7) [ 2004-04-24, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Borg[W]> whats good about working 18hr days ?
<nwatts> money
<chunksoul> the money
<DJ-Studd> Borg: Money? :D
<WMinstrel> Money.
<Alyra>money!
<BenX>MONEY!

Quote #2722 (+2) [ 2005-04-29, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Retz> What do you prefer between your legs going 100 miles an hour; your bike or your wife
<Retz> Dont ask me how thats related, but...
<@Agg> my wife between my legs? uh, you need to watch more porn or have someone draw you a diagram or something.

Quote #2145 (+4) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #1606 (+6) [ 2004-02-08, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> At Microsoft, we need the best programmers. Only virgins need apply. We attribute the numerous security flaws in Windows to programmers who have gotten laid. Our studies show that one blow job is responsible for an average of seventeen buffer overflows. Be pure and join our team.
<c> I make it a rule not to have sex while programming

Quote #182 (+4) [ 2002-12-20, 12:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Groomy> lol
<Groomy> jackass :P
<Yaleman> bah
<Yaleman> fuck you too
<Groomy> nah, cav is here
<Groomy> dont wana upset him
<Yaleman> yeah, fuck him then
<Groomy> ewww no
<Groomy> hehe
<Cav> morning all
* Groomy runs away screaming "NOT AGAIN CAV, ONCE WAS ENUFF!!!"
<Groomy> i mean err... hey

Quote #41 (+6) [ 2002-10-28, 07:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> hrmm... i never realized how much i've been in here till now (reading sticks #Overclockers Stats)
<Cav> Rudeboi the irc junky :)
<Cav> although i think i earnt numerous irc-dick points for coming in here immediately after i locked myself out of my own house :)

Quote #1592 (+7) [ 2004-02-04, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[@Agg] the worst thing about looking for pool table accessories on ebay is you also get pool accessories. like men's speedos. with pictures on the items listing page.
[orlock] Agg: try snooker :)
[@Agg] pooltable pooltable cue cue lights pooltable GENITALS

Quote #1856 (+15) [ 2004-04-18, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords injects Freaek with 1000cc's of Maple syrup and pancake batter
<DDsD> I get the impression knowsfords is trying to fatten us up...
<DDsD> $10 says knowsfords lives in a gingerbread house...

Quote #1987 (+3) [ 2004-05-21, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> well both my athlon rigs have them, and i'm a big fan
<gords> YOU are a big fan?
<gords> :o
<Rik> yeh, he sucks
<Rik> and blows
<Rik> whines alot too

Quote #156 (+13) [ 2002-12-11, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> /msg Z@channels.oz.org login Rudeboi 297411
<Rudeboi> bah - fuck
<l00b3r> lol
<WhiteyFord> lmao
<Narcolepsy> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<WhiteyFord> hahahahahaha
<Erve> OMFG ROFL
* l00b3r takes over Rudeboi

Quote #1872 (+1) [ 2004-04-25, 08:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* rodgrech was an army hobo
* TensopAway was never an army hobo
<BBQ_69> now your just a hobo?