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Quote #2019 (+13) [ 2004-05-31, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm gonna write my application for floor supervisor up tommorow
<@Falkor> in?
<Rage> at work
<Rage> they're gonna promote more people
<eDust> to supervise the floor. you know, to make sure it doesn't stop holding things up, or start acting like a wall

Quote #2393 (+46) [ 2004-11-20, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<V8R> my son can dismantle anything :(
<Redback> hide the screwdrivers
<One``> you dont want to come home to a pile of dismantled screwdrivers

Quote #2332 (+6) [ 2004-10-15, 01:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> hangon, they charge you for the sauce? bastards.
<predder> like 30 cents!
<Agg> damn those capitalist swine.
<GFORCE> sup Agg
<Agg> I don't even know what it's supposed to mean. What's up? Nothing's up, I'm sitting in irc, wtf is up with you, homey-g dawg bro nizzle-shizzle bizniatch?
<GFORCE> Hey Agg whats cracking?
<Agg> removing copyright-protection from software, GFORCE.
<Agg> that's what cracking is.

Quote #39 (+21) [ 2002-10-28, 07:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :(
*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<sabretooth> Gee, it doesn't quite fit :)
<Cav> oh dear god...
* Cav is never going to live this one down

Quote #823 (+7) [ 2003-07-28, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eroda> noone love me :(
<sabretooth> Nup.
<sabretooth> Feel the unlove.
<biatch> that's ok Eroda, i'll unlove you
* Lurks feels sabretooth's unlove
<Iroquois> err
<Rik|busy> hmmm
<sabretooth> Unhhh.
* Rik|busy runs away
<sabretooth> How about you don't
<Lurks> shit thats going to get chopped
* Lurks waits for the OCAU Topic Surgeon to arrive
<Rik|busy> it's a rather topical conversation...
<sabretooth> Someone's probably at smokeyou right now.
<Lurks> yeah and it is probally you
<sabretooth> I'd rather not have a record of that, personally. :)

Quote #297 (+1) [ 2003-02-02, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just got side clipped by a faggot in what looked like a red RX7
<Agg> you could tell he was a faggot but you couldn't tell what kind of car he had?

Quote #2539 (+1) [ 2005-01-26, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> nearly kicked neolithic for putting a whole line in red...but it was just my highlight

Quote #150 (0) [ 2002-12-10, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* risesies does an evil laugh as he creeps up behind FreeFrag with a big hairy spider
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout

Quote #1178 (-3) [ 2003-10-20, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Preshus): nooooooo I am not allowed to lift anything over 6kgs
(@Preshus): made holding Phobos' cawk very hard
(@Preshus): :P
(@Blade): isnt it the other way round?
(@Blade): holding Phobos made it hard?
(@Preshus): hahaha
(Phobos): lets stop talkin about my pee pee thanks

Quote #3014 (+8) [ 2005-10-05, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> ibbrembo
<Baker> Thats the new Apple product isn't it?
<Baker> iBrembo
<Erve> yeah, internet brakes
<wild`> what will they think of next, an iBenzor?
<Freaek> iTron
<wild`> that's tIron :P
<Erve> hahah
<Freaek> good point
<Erve> an internet iron
<Erve> oh the ironing

Quote #1066 (+2) [ 2003-10-04, 07:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik>http://hull.customer.netspace.net.au/forum/countfyourself.gif
<Shivver> ok
<Shivver> but i counted 4
<Shivver> fuckin vampire
<Rik> he doesn't count the 4th one that you counted
<Rik> he's a vampire, that's why... sharp teeth... ouch...

Quote #3630 (+4) [ 2006-11-17, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Kingy, I'll put our 60incher in the shitter, you can bet you'll be bitching it's too big :P

Quote #560 (+1) [ 2003-05-16, 08:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grog> i told my story last night but i'll tell it again
<Grog> i went to the cinema last night at 6:50 and said one ticket to the greatest movie you've ever screened and one large coke please
<Grog> and he gave me a ticket to the matrix
<Grog> i looked at him and go no i'm talkinga bout whale rider
<Grog> should have seen the look on his face

Quote #1414 (-5) [ 2003-12-04, 22:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg) "egad! my pen0r is exposed!"

Quote #4345 (-1) [ 2008-07-16, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> and if i had my little way id eat semen every day

Quote #3880 (+1) [ 2006-12-21, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> my computer was frozen by a dick in a box

Quote #4331 (+6) [ 2008-06-10, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:04] <@Wayne> A previous user of this textbook has circled every single word "of" throughout the book.
[20:04] * @Wayne facepalms
[20:04] <mazzanet> haha
[20:04] <Rezin> How many pages?
[20:04] <@Wayne> 152
[20:05] <Rezin> Fark. That's dedication.
[20:05] <Jayci> lol.... that's boredom
[20:05] <AngelMoo> what subject?
[20:05] <Crystal> dedication or extreme boredom
[20:05] <@Wayne> And it is a History textbook, so not like a Maths textbook with lots of formulae, the bulk of it is words.

Quote #2431 (+17) [ 2004-12-14, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@203.185.240.11
* HyperHorse was kicked by Agg (no, so bye)
**IN PM TO AGG:**
<HyperHorse> what is ur problem?
<Agg> bit of a rash on one of my feet at the moment, actually.. i think i stood on a thistle when playing with the dogs this morning.
<HyperHorse> ....
<HyperHorse> i hardly said anything
<Agg> i know, i shoulda worn shoes, silly me.
<HyperHorse> why ban me?
<HyperHorse> *stare*
<Agg> the problem is, you can't even see the thistles sometimes, they're not all the big ones like on the scottish coat of arms, you know.
<HyperHorse> yes yes.. sure
<Agg> some of them are flat and blend into the lawn. sneaky bastards.
<HyperHorse> what drugs r u on?

Quote #2321 (+1) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas

Quote #3065 (+8) [ 2005-11-03, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(SgtMjrTank) my god it drives me insane
(SgtMjrTank) "i can't do anything for myself. i ahve to ask the ocau community on how to do this."
(SgtMjrTank) next it will be "how do i put pants on? plz help asap."
(@Manaz) "OK, I've got a woman home, in bed. Where does my penis go? Normally its in my hand, but the last girl was disappointed when all I did was tug off to free internet pr0n"

Quote #25 (-2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> my ass is on fire with sexiness

Quote #1281 (+15) [ 2003-11-05, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@wild> god, I'm goin crazy.
<@wild> I saw the word 'watercolors', and I thought it said 'watercoolers'.
<Draebor> hahaha
<Draebor> i saw the the word 'overcooked' & thought it was overclocked
<@wild> lmao
<knowsfords> I saw the word Carpet and thought it said Wangdalooginkaulpomkomo.
<knowsfords> I then decided to stop sniffing the carpet samples.

Quote #1367 (0) [ 2003-11-22, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose_> It's too early and I am too stiff

Quote #2866 (+7) [ 2005-07-07, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> thetron- did a moron talk? yes you. SHUT UP fuckwit.
<thetron> :P
<Erve> it's funny, cause it's ironic

Quote #889 (+15) [ 2003-08-13, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza|ZzZ|> review some viagra
<Agg> too hard
<Agg> (boom tish)

Quote #4224 (-5) [ 2007-10-10, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> brodsta today tonight said it was different type of cows
<outy> they even showed a graph and a map!
<outy> a fucking map dude
<outy> A MAP!
<brodsta> Holy shit
<brodsta> I can't compete with that
<outy> how can you not trust someone who has a map

Quote #3169 (+8) [ 2006-01-04, 09:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Who here wouldn't date / otherthings with/to Jennifer Morrison?
<MonoJoker> Turophile that's a question for the pub
<Turophile> Sure, she was born in 1979.
<V8R[ws]> is she female?
<MonoJoker> lol
<Turophile> Yes.
<V8R[ws]> that'll do!
<Turophile> She's also in House... she's the hot one.
<SirPNut> <V8R[ws]> is she female? <-- as if descriminate like that....
<SirPNut> has she got a pulse ?
<V8R[ws]> hahah
<V8R[ws]> is she warm!?
<Grosby> "if I push her, will she move a little"

Quote #3463 (-3) [ 2006-07-22, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Rage> hmm
< Rage> anyone know how to teach me to get a funky porn groove happening on the guitar?
< lagmaster> play with your willy?

Quote #704 (+9) [ 2003-06-27, 15:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor[A]> none of us smoke aye?
<DDsD|walk> Smoke? only when im well fuct and someone gives me one..
* Rik|out roots DDsD|walk then gives him a smoke
<DDsD|walk> Awww yeah

Quote #232 (+10) [ 2003-01-07, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> agg.... why are you here? <Agg> good point * Parts: Agg

Quote #2146 (+2) [ 2004-07-14, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<waz|away> and yeah, those replays of Hopoate crack me up everytime
<waz|away> what the fuck was he thinking?
<waz|away> besides "theres a hole, Im gonna put my finger in it"

Quote #1525 (+9) [ 2004-01-15, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Grosby) I can't eat KFC, looks too much like a wrinkled up testicle

Quote #2048 (+7) [ 2004-06-08, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> how does one withdraw $10k cash?
<Rage> take a breifcase up to the bank?
<Erve> ask for a bank cheque?
<Falkor> or get a bank cheque
<Crudmuffin> yeah, bank cheque
<Erve> maybe a bank cheque?
<Rage> perhaps a bank cheque...
<Rik> I'd say bank cheque
<Fod> i was thinking you could try a bank cheque
<Fod> that's just my opinion though
<Erve> Survey says
<Erve> bank cheque
<FreeFrag> I might ask for my loan in cash.
<Fod> oh try and be at least a little original freefrag

Quote #424 (-3) [ 2003-03-26, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> HAHAH, ffs. my mate has one of those phones that can take pictures
<Leigh> guess what just turned up in my email
<Leigh> a picture of a FAT TURD in the toilet
<Leigh> bastard

Quote #1150 (-4) [ 2003-10-17, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneAtWork> a supplier sent us the wrong stock so I rang him to confirm it, I couldn't understand a word the guy said, apart from "hello" and even that was vague

Quote #1851 (+11) [ 2004-04-17, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|WiFi> Oh fuck
<BenZ|WiFi> we chucked a tommo
<BenZ|WiFi> CD Player + Wireless and now im stuck out the front of someones house on wireless.
<WMinstrel> BenZ, suck it.
<WMinstrel> BenZ, net send the people inside for help.
<V8R[2400]> hmm, i cant spot the problem, BenZ|WiFi
<WMinstrel> "Hello? I'm outside stealing bandwidth, can you help me?"

Quote #747 (+9) [ 2003-07-08, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@NOFATCHIX> this nick is the best
<@NOFATCHIX> not 1 chic msgs me

Quote #1720 (+11) [ 2004-03-04, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<magey> This is never more evident than in wedding pictures. There's always the glimmering, breathtakingly beautiful bride, arms linked to some tuxedoed chimp who looks more like he should be on a corner somewhere banging symbols together for change. This is actually why the wedding veil was first invented. We needed a way to hide how much more attractive the bride was and paper bags were too blatant.
<nwatts> rofl
<nwatts> hahaha
<nwatts> that is fucking gold
<FatMan> ROFL!
<magey> The closest thing guys have to wonderbras are those novelty t-shirts with the muscles drawn on them.

Quote #1523 (-1) [ 2004-01-15, 01:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<serts> microwaved rockmelons are great substitutes for rubber vaginas.
<Silver_Python> ...
<Red_Wolf_2> ...

Quote #310 (+10) [ 2003-02-11, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzWork> heh theres a chick on icq called 'buffy'
<JunkzWork> and i just asked her if i could slay her with my tube steak
<JunkzWork> lol and she said yes hahaha

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #254 (+5) [ 2003-01-16, 08:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Hey peeps!
<Chronic> Who wanna hear a joke?
<Chronic> haha
<Chronic> Why did z3n|A cross the road?
<Chronic> Because his dick was stuck in a chicken
<Chronic> :p
<z3n|A> :O

Quote #1272 (0) [ 2003-11-03, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> hmmm, must be buy one tard get one free night

Quote #2162 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* kaji is also half dutch
<^Lis> fantastic! a compliment it is then!
<^Lis> does that mean you have a big penis kaji?
<kaji> hhehehehehehe
<^Lis> you being half dutch that is?
<^Lis> lol
* kaji smiles
<^Lis> actually, shouldn't it mean you have a half big penis...you only being half dutch and all :P

Quote #2942 (+4) [ 2005-08-18, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> argh, having the flu sucks, cant sleep at night cause i cant breathe, cant sleep at day cause its soo hot, turn on aircon, flu gets worse, wake up every hour with a dry throat choking on nothing, drink water and it goes down the wrong hole, cough really bad, hurt your throat some more
<FatMan> cut your throat out
<FatMan> you don't need it
<FatMan> whoever says anything otherwise is lying
<outy> i swear i breath out through my mouth and it sounds like i have a BOV
<csimpson> HAHAHHAHAHA
<outy> blow off valve for those playing at home
<csimpson> outy, man, i just fell off my chair laughing
<csimpson> it was a true blue ROFL.
<outy> good, i hope your hit your head and are now going to die
<PooJou> Lol BoV
<PooJou> aahh aaahhh AAAAHHHH *PPPPPPTSSCCHHHHH*
<outy> shutup PooJou, its so not funny, it hurts to breathe
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> don't get defected
<outy> hahaha
<csimpson> haha
<outy> nah i got engineers cert
<PooJou> " yeah mate, we're gonna have to get you to plumb that into the exhaust"
<beta|SLEEP> you pppppppttttschhhhhhht it hurst to ppppppppppppppppppppppppttttshccct breath ???
<PooJou> Ya reckon, does darth vader have a BOV?
<PooJou> it'd explain his heavy breathing
<PooJou> like if he runs a lot
<beta|SLEEP> yeah and youd think the back pressure would kill him
<PooJou> NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ppppttssscchhhh*
<PooJou> <<defect'd>>
<Vantage> PooJou: Yeah and he has a type r sticker on the back of his helmet too
<PooJou> haha
<PooJou> HKS!
<Vantage> TRUST
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> General Grevious had trust parts i reckon
<Vantage> haha
<PooJou> it made him 20% faster
<beta|SLEEP> outy do you have a HKS sticker on your forehead?
<outy> shutup

Quote #4279 (+10) [ 2008-03-01, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Selekta> i see why it's called internet explorer
<Selekta> cause they have explorer (file explorer)
<Selekta> then internet mail
<Selekta> internet directory
<Selekta> then internet explorer
<Selekta> makes sense
* Lurks|Work is now known as Lurks
<The_Dan> you also use it to explore the internet

Quote #1242 (+2) [ 2003-10-29, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> I just raped my face with some alcohol based skin cleaner
<DDsD> I feel so violated

Quote #3424 (-3) [ 2006-07-01, 02:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzap> i find it kinda ironic when downloading porn in firefox, when you use the download manager thing, that it gets you to "Clean Up" after the file is finished

Quote #3114 (+6) [ 2005-11-28, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Stage 1 Gentoo...
<Turophile> P133
<Turophile> 2 weeks
<Turophile> I can now run bash without lag
* gr3m laughs
<gr3m> 2 weeks for that
<Turophile> It wasn't my electricity.
<Turophile> I took it to school...
<Turophile> plugged it into a UPS
* gr3m makes fapping noises

Quote #1464 (+1) [ 2003-12-29, 17:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sim0n> oh dear god, if i ever lost my cable connection, i think id rather hang upself with the 56k modem cable than hook it up to the socket