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Quote #206 (-2) [ 2002-12-24, 04:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> hmm odd, I just burnt a Nat King Cole Cd.. (god bless him), on both a 650mb and 700mb and they're both 48:19 secs.
<^catalyst> oh course they are.
<^catalyst> its not like the music magically slows down due to media

Quote #3243 (0) [ 2006-02-05, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i just found a perfect copy of hotel california by the eagles
<Hunter> this record is near-virginal
<Quadbox> I guess it's in good company then

Quote #415 (+6) [ 2003-03-22, 20:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dedge> has anyone heard of moby towing?
<Frosty> is that where you get a whale and tow it behind your boat?
<Dedge> haha
<Dedge> that's what the company is called
<Frosty> so theres a company that specialises in moving fat pieces of blubber?
* Frosty looks at his sister

Quote #1809 (+6) [ 2004-04-07, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Nemo has left
<33735> hey your dads looking for you

Quote #358 (+1) [ 2003-02-25, 16:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> im combing my hair with a heatsink
<Epic`> it actually works good

Quote #372 (+8) [ 2003-03-03, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Quilb): whats it called when you tape a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): um.. taping a show to watch it later?
(Quilb): no. time something or rahter
(Quilb): rather*
(Falkor[A]): um..
(Falkor[A]): recording a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): wait.. wait.. i know this one.. i know it..
(Falkor[A]): oh! time recording a show to watch it later!

Quote #1100 (+6) [ 2003-10-10, 03:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(bh`): go go action internet
(FreeFrag): You're with bigpond. You've connected to IRC. THat's an achievement.

Quote #110 (-1) [ 2002-11-21, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> er the 9500 is gay
<Rainwulf> get 9700
<K|dDO> er the 9700 is gay
<K|dDO> get 9700 PRO
<Moose> bah
<Moose> Everything is gay

Quote #1369 (0) [ 2003-11-22, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(rodgrech) man im scared.... i gotta walk into a Apple store (nextbyte) next few days
(Snufkin`) wear protection
(Snufkin`) otherwise you might catch gay
(FreeFrag) Thier prices are an ass rape
(rodgrech) ill have my windblows xp cd with me for protection
(rodgrech) 179.00 for a 65 watt laptop charger
(Largo) haha instead of using a cross on posessed people, throw windows XP at them and watch them burn
(rodgrech) burnt windows xp cds cut up and made into ninja stars
(Snufkin`) haha
(rodgrech) or my ibook of doom with windows xp loaded on it :D
(Largo) i wanted to get an ipod, i gotta walk in there with a radiation suit
(FreeFrag) Lets not forget a full retail copy of MacOSX is $229 :o
(Tensop) Largo: shut your....
(Largo) they'd probaly consider that laptop weapon of mass destruction :p

Quote #985 (+8) [ 2003-09-02, 00:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

(jayci): ggrrr men!@
(MadHatter): i was going to make a comment then
(jayci): MadHatter dont u dare :D
(MadHatter): but i used my better judgement.
(Erve): grrr @ insubordinate other sex
(jayci): bugger, bugger bugger
(Agg): come on, it's not like we penis everything into a penis about our penis.

Quote #547 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 00:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> my datasecurity assignment sounds like a bad porn movie script
<mnkymajik> "Louise is able to perform a spoofing attack...."
<Rex-Out> haha

Quote #4109 (+3) [ 2007-05-06, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> is there any truth to that dreams-mean-stuff stuff!?
<Agg> biatch - natalie portman better hope not!
<Agg> coz some of the whacky stuff we get up to in my dreams, hoo boy.

Quote #4249 (+2) [ 2007-12-03, 23:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> You learn something new everyday.. today i learnt that the governemnt can jail you and take your wages/house/drivers license/car if you dont pay a parking fine for 4 months. It all nicely laid out in the enforcement order they mailed me saying payup by 22nd of december or your fucked.
<Stygian> hah
* GSlicer has quit (Ping timeout)
* BTC is now known as BedTC|Zzz
* lurks2 is now known as Lurks
<fen> i think i'll pay it now..

Quote #2718 (+1) [ 2005-04-28, 10:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ canadiant]: Im in love lol. I found a girl that can subnet! :D

Quote #2270 (+7) [ 2004-09-01, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): nice. vaginal thrush ads
(brembo`): put them around dinner time too, Brilliant!
(Rage): brilliant!

Quote #2416 (+6) [ 2004-12-08, 02:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> I just went to the loo.
<Mred32> ...and discovered that I bought a pack of paper towel rolls instead of toilet rolls. bummer :(
<Mred32> Rather scratchy.

Quote #107 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 08:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg>: I am interested, I looked at it.
<Forraje> Just not for putting in my mouth.
<rainwulf> thats fucked up
<Forraje> i'd be happy if they did that to me.

Quote #963 (0) [ 2003-08-28, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sparks_> i got crabs off a chick once.....I gave em bak to her and asked for crayfish instead

Quote #388 (-1) [ 2003-03-09, 21:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=22&MODEL=MS-6378 <--would this run a TBred?
<thetron> ain't that a cele board?
<thetron> looked like my sisters
<sabretooth> your sisters look like a Celeron motherboard?

Quote #111 (+4) [ 2002-11-21, 05:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i could be gay, ive just never found the right guy

Quote #802 (+5) [ 2003-07-18, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> fuck i love ghost
<RoSWeLL> without ghost ppl would have to go through the pain of installing windows over and over again .. everytime you install windows you are being raped in teh arse by bill gates and his Microsoft Shlong

Quote #3289 (+15) [ 2006-03-22, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> you know those randoms on austnet that just start msging you and try to chat you up?
<mazza[W]> well i have one owned
<mazza[W]> i'm emma, i'm 19, blonde and 6ft. and i work at 7-11 in flinders st (corner elizabeth) in melb
<mazza[W]> and i'm meeting this guy called adam
<mazza[W]> he's 25 and lives in swanson st at latrobe
<mazza[W]> he's walking down to meet me right now outside 7-11
<mazza[W]> because i just knocked off work
<mazza[W]> and we're walking up to the flinders station hotel
<mazza[W]> for coffee
<mazza[W]> and to put the icing on the cake
<mazza[W]> i just called the 7-11
<mazza[W]> and told the owner that if a guy caled adam comes looking for emma, he got owned
<mazza[W]> the owner laughed and said sure
<mazza[W]> meanwhile
<mazza[W]> i'm up here, 150km from melb
<mazza[W]> the 7-11 just called me back
<mazza[W]> 'adam' came in and asked for 'emma'
<mazza[W]> and when the owner told him he got owned
<mazza[W]> he threw a tantrum
<mazza[W]> and fired off a whole bunch of remarks
<mazza[W]> and walked off yelling down the street

Quote #983 (0) [ 2003-09-01, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<redbAck> quick, everyone join #,0
*** Reaver has left #overclockers
*** RedFox has left #overclockers
*** Reaver has joined #overclockers
*** rodgrech has left #overclockers
<Reaver> hey, when i joined it quit me!!
<Reaver> :(
<gords> lol
<redbAck> lol
*** Refle}{ has left #overclockers
<redbAck> the count stands at 4
<Reaver> why?
<Reaver> tell me your secrets!!
*** Refle}{ has joined #overclockers
<redbAck> type /server secrets
<redbAck> and all will be revealed
*** rodgrech has joined #overclockers
<yaleman> spot the retards
*** Reaver Quit (Quit)
<yaleman> rofl
<yaleman> proof
*** Reaver[A] has joined #overclockers
<Refle}{> hahaha
<Reaver[A]> fucken hell!!

Quote #2233 (+1) [ 2004-08-09, 14:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> argh, its weird with the backslash being in a different position to what i'm used to
<timace> i'm like "where is it!? BITCH STOLE MY... oh there it is"

Quote #1947 (+14) [ 2004-05-10, 02:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ethanol> hi Alyra
<ethanol> are you girl
<ethanol> add me on msn
<Alyra> I am.
<Alyra> Transvestite!
<Alyra> I AM SEX CHANGE GIRL!
<BaldDevil> oooooo
<Alyra> Really.
<BaldDevil> nice
<Alyra> I have a penis.
<Alyra> And 2 heads.
<ethanol> k
<Alyra> and 3 heads.
<BaldDevil> can i have your number
<ethanol> add me then
<Alyra> and 6 eyes
<Alyra> hahahahah
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@CPE-138-217-51-186.vic.bigpond.net.au
* ethanol was kicked by Agg (OMGASLBBQ!)
* Agg sets mode: -b *!*@CPE-138-217-51-186.vic.bigpond.net.au
<Alyra> oh I feel so honoured agg.
<Alyra> Thats the first time someones banned someone for trying to pick me up!
<Agg> don't be, i was just using you for sex.
<Agg> oh.. that. right. yeaaah.

Quote #2280 (+3) [ 2004-09-08, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Manaz: Your on a kicking nazi streak tonight
<FreeFrag> *You're
<V8R[zzz]> !seen swifty
<FreeFrag> !seen the last n00ba who called an admin a nazi
* Z sets mode: +b *!*thetron@*.QLD.netspace.net.au
* thetron was kicked by Z ((Manaz) Do NOT call channel ops Nazis. See you in 24 hours)
<FreeFrag> Oh, there he goes.
<Jab> lol nice call Manaz
<Manaz> He says one thing all night, and it gets him banned for 24 hours. Choice.
<MoonSha> thetron contributes a fuckload more to OCAU than you Z
<Wiz> Z doesn't really say much
* Z sets mode: +b *!*BC@144.136.255.*
* MoonSha was kicked by Z ((Manaz) later)
<Z> ah fuck you all
<Z> these op nazi's aint that bad

Quote #3327 (+1) [ 2006-04-18, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Work> thing is right, fat chicks get taken by the skinny guys what are all "omg i boned dis chick moite"
<BenZ|Work> so...what do us fat guys get?
<TheWedgie> maccas.

Quote #1540 (+1) [ 2004-01-20, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> the only reason the indians can speak good english
<FatMan> is that they're all trained by telstra
<PooJou> LOL
<FatMan> as customer support
<zen> lmao!
* PooJou dies

Quote #3010 (+12) [ 2005-10-02, 16:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Sms from mum
<Chronic> "Close ur fucking curtains, I can see you smoking weed"
<@Fragwizard> ROFL
<@Fragwizard> busted :P
<Chronic> just replying back "where are you?"
<Chronic> Oooh that rights
<Chronic> She's at my neighbours, I see her now

Quote #978 (+7) [ 2003-08-31, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours contemplates having a shower
* aftahours looks at ajax spray and wipe...hmm this could be easier than what i think

Quote #2596 (-2) [ 2005-02-20, 12:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii[hw]> anyone good at sense and sensibility stuff?
<_DDsD> Im sensible?
<_DDsD> Wait.. no im not, what am I talking about :lol:
<Tankii[hw]> hmm
* _DDsD racks up a line of mystery powder for Tankii[hw] to try
<Tankii[hw]> ...
<_DDsD> I promise it isn't draino

Quote #4193 (-2) [ 2007-07-29, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:23] <Sunset> The Best of U2 is actually good music to cry to.
[18:23] <Dopefish> errrrrr
[18:23] <mazzanet> er
[18:23] <sabretooth> Should I ask why you're crying?
[18:23] <mazzanet> Sunset: which best of?
[18:23] <mazzanet> there's 2 :P
[18:23] <Wayne> Because she is listening to U2
[18:23] <Sunset> just stuff.
[18:23] <Dopefish> because shes listening to u2
[18:23] <Dopefish> hahaha
[18:23] <Sunset> 1990-2000
[18:24] <angelessw> and now we're all gonna cry
[18:24] <mazzanet> :P
[18:24] <mazzanet> the other is 1980-1990 btw
[18:24] <Sunset> btw it's NOT hormone related. I'm sick of guys automatically assuming that a teary girl = PMS.
[18:24] <Sunset> ah okay
[18:24] <sabretooth> ... nobody mentioned hormones?
[18:25] <Agg> lol
[18:25] <mazzanet> guys automatically assume teary girl = pms?
[18:25] <knowsfords> stop generalising men Sunset, its so sexist.
[18:25] <Agg> i'm sick of PMS-grumpy girls assuming that guys assume that a teary girl = PMS.

Quote #1028 (-3) [ 2003-09-12, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wry> bloody cough.. *feels like a daawg*
<Carrots> wry coughing up oysters
<Carrots> ?
<wry> are oysters greenish yellow and wobble and cling onto the handkerchief?
<Carrots> yep...
<Carrots> nice description btw
<Carrots> very accurate

Quote #1915 (+1) [ 2004-05-04, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> When ever anyone tells you you are hogging up the bandwidth
<Charlie> Tell them they are hogging up all the ugly

Quote #1495 (+1) [ 2004-01-09, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): i reckon a coloured moon would be good
(Tensop): send some preschoolers up there with crayons

Quote #3284 (+1) [ 2006-03-18, 03:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> downloading pr0n at 25mbit
<aftahours> congrats.
<Agg> it must feel like you're wanking in slow motion.

Quote #811 (+2) [ 2003-07-22, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squidly_Diddly> Chastity, i shag 7 days a week, except for once a month
<Carrots|sleep> when you mum has a headache

Quote #445 (-1) [ 2003-04-03, 22:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> man, I burnt my tongue on a fuckin cappicino
<^catalyst> its reallllly pissin me of.
<^catalyst> of
<^catalyst> ff
<^catalyst> OFF
<^catalyst> IM NOT A RETARD

Quote #232 (+9) [ 2003-01-07, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> agg.... why are you here? <Agg> good point * Parts: Agg

Quote #373 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.

Quote #1077 (-1) [ 2003-10-05, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik drowns in the flood
* wild does CPR on Rik
<Falkor> bit like that hey Rik
<Falkor> i'm lucky i live on the big hill
<Falkor> so everything rolls down
<Falkor> but damn the pools looking a bit full after yesterday and today.
<Rik> big hills wont stop irc text floods
<Rik> :p
<Falkor> lol
<Falkor> you and brembo are just alike
<wild> yeah, I thought he was talking about the flood of text, then you start going on about a hill and a pool :)
<Falkor> you whinge about everything. :P
<Rik> shuttup
<Falkor> your like women
<Falkor> whinge whinge whinge
<wild> whinge about floods, whinge about bold...
<Falkor> 'oh no, its windy'
<Falkor> 'oh no, bold'
<Rik> I dont like your tone
<Falkor> 'oh no, spam'
<Falkor> 'oh no, someone posted'
<Falkor> PP
<Falkor> :P
<wild> lol
<Rik> that's it, where's my handbag, I'm going shopping.
<wild> lmao
<Falkor> lol

Quote #304 (-3) [ 2003-02-04, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD|in> Narc|BBS, you got to take it slow, make it last all night.. thats what the gurls like right?
<Narcolepsy> DDsD|in: I'm not sure about the one thrust per hour thing though...
<DDsD|in> Narcolepsy, well if i was having sex with a whale i spose one thrust per hour would be enough?
<DDsD|in> not that i have sex with whales often
<Narcolepsy> Not nearly often enough, methinks...

Quote #937 (+3) [ 2003-08-20, 17:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SHIT FIRECALL BRB
<Zoidburg> firecall?
<Nza> voluntary fire service?
<Erve> either that or too much chilli
<Draemad> lol
<nEoLIthIc> lol

Quote #2495 (+20) [ 2005-01-14, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> awesome discovery of the day
<Fod> my sister physically cannot wink
<WhiteyFord> what the hell?
<Fod> she tries to wink but blinks instead
<WhiteyFord> hahaha
<Fod> happens with both eyes
<Fod> it's great :D
<WhiteyFord> wink at her all the time.. ALL THE TIME
<Fod> i'm planning on it
<WhiteyFord> im going to the shops *wink*
<WhiteyFord> dinner is ready *wink*
<WhiteyFord> im going to bed *wink*
<WhiteyFord> wait.. maybe not the last one
<Fod> not sure about that last one
<Fod> :D
<Crudmuffin> lol
<TheWedgie> hahah

Quote #54 (+3) [ 2002-11-06, 05:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> oh yes.. i just love being associated with someone who's pinned as being a poofter... *does a little dance of joy*
<Cav> your all just jealous that i aint a poofter and that you cant have my sexy body :)
<Rudeboi> after some grotty 900yo aliens have stuck their fingers up ur arse, methinks not...

Quote #623 (+2) [ 2003-06-04, 19:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NertMonkey> * NertMonkey jumps up and down *
<kiddo> maenz
<NertMonkey> SOMEBODY ENTERTAIN NERTMONKEY!!!!!
* kiddo gets on his knees
<kiddo> oops
<kiddo> "wrong chan"

Quote #1872 (0) [ 2004-04-25, 08:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* rodgrech was an army hobo
* TensopAway was never an army hobo
<BBQ_69> now your just a hobo?

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #716 (+4) [ 2003-07-01, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> janelle: mayb he cums to early
<z3[n]> didnt even get the chance to undress u
<janelle> yeah i take my top off and he cums
<janelle> im like hello ive still got underlayers on..
<Bam> i dont blame him
<z3[n]> lol

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then