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Quote #2437 (+1) [ 2004-12-19, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SuroK> agg, check the bans list
<SuroK> huh
<Agg> why?
<SuroK> it says im banned
<SuroK> i joind alright
<SuroK> i had a temp ban last night
<SuroK> but wehy is that still ythere
*** Mode change "+b *!*@220.233.27.128" for channel #overclockers by aftahours
<Jester> yea he should fix the ban up properly.
<Draffa> problem olved!
*** SuroK has been kicked off channel #overclockers by aftahours (you're still banned)
<Cycle> lol
<Poo[A]> lol
<Poo[A]> denied

Quote #2556 (+1) [ 2005-02-01, 20:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

David: I hate how my wifi signal won't go through 3 brick walls :p
Fragwizard: lol David
Fragwizard: did you try :P
David: fuck oath I tried
David: that's the only way I'd get a signal here
Ashley: David, they were having a discussion about ip/CB radio in #linux before. Try that. :-P
David: hahaaha
David: WHAT!!
enigma: wha? ip over CB radio?
enigma: why not IP over bongo drums :)

Quote #2589 (+1) [ 2005-02-17, 17:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> dammit
<TheWedgie> why can't i find a pick of matt shervington's cock

Quote #2594 (+1) [ 2005-02-18, 02:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> im bored, violent, angry, and bored
<Iroquois> and redundant

Quote #2621 (+1) [ 2005-03-10, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Borg> anyone remember a poll showing the age demographic of OCAU ?
<Agg> "how old are you?" in the pub
<Agg> iirc
<Borg> The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : how, old, are, you
<sabretooth> haha
<Agg> rofl

Quote #2643 (+1) [ 2005-03-24, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I don't remember him, which one was he?
<FatMan> the metro fag?
<Jayci> the brit
<FatMan> close enough

Quote #2688 (+1) [ 2005-04-16, 14:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ColdFusion> would any of you believe me if i said i did 160 past a cop in an unmarked, they pulled me over and i got nothing?
<Lurks> ColdFusion: did you have to swallow?
<ColdFusion> i know it sounds REALLY bs
<ColdFusion> no
<Lurks> so you spat?
<ColdFusion> no
<yaleman> gargled :P
<Lurks> lol
<ColdFusion> ..

Quote #2718 (+1) [ 2005-04-28, 10:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ canadiant]: Im in love lol. I found a girl that can subnet! :D

Quote #2722 (+1) [ 2005-04-29, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Retz> What do you prefer between your legs going 100 miles an hour; your bike or your wife
<Retz> Dont ask me how thats related, but...
<@Agg> my wife between my legs? uh, you need to watch more porn or have someone draw you a diagram or something.

Quote #2747 (+1) [ 2005-05-12, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sagit> it is currently precipitating heavily here
<hazza-> ?
<timace> its raining, fag

Quote #2768 (+1) [ 2005-05-19, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@n00dle> you should be a mac reseller
<@Brains> Ha. I'm too ugly.
<@n00dle> But macs are underground
<@n00dle> you could wear a big cloak so nobody sees you
<@n00dle> just a talking shadow
<@n00dle> Introduce yourself as Malcom OS-X.

Quote #2799 (+1) [ 2005-05-30, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> My brother used to give me Dutch ovens
<Strange1> I now hate the Dutch

Quote #2876 (+1) [ 2005-07-13, 09:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ JoeyJoJo]: lol it said to me 'nudges are new'
[ NoFX-Eli]: I think it meant to say, Nudges are annoying

Quote #2953 (+1) [ 2005-08-26, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Umber> I always found school totally contradictory
<Umber> In normal schools, trying to pat your head while rubbing your stomach is considered somewhat of a scientific experiment to find how much self control you have
<Umber> Whilst in "special" schools, it's a sign of no self control whatsoever

Quote #2982 (+1) [ 2005-09-12, 12:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Bundy> go attack sydney lazy terrorists
<BenZApple> lol theres only 2 things they can take out that would really fuck us over
<BenZApple> Harbour Bridge, or the tunnel
<The_Bundy> what about your water supply
<BenZApple> The_Bundy, we dont have one
<The_Bundy> oh thats ok then

Quote #3006 (+1) [ 2005-09-27, 09:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Blixx> 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
<Blixx> 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
<Blixx> 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
<Blixx> 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
<Blixx> 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other!!

Quote #3084 (+1) [ 2005-11-13, 06:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> nobody fears the french, except if your behind them when they decide to run away

Quote #3090 (+1) [ 2005-11-14, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon[A]> a Queenslander once asked me if we use the same currancy "all the way down there"
<echelon[A]> I said "No. Our coins have a head on both sides."

Quote #3101 (+1) [ 2005-11-21, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dracarys Any> bets the courier comes whilst I'm... err... indisposed.
<barto-kun> "indisposed" <- jerking off to slash porn with steve jobs and bill gates in it?
* Disko is away: indisposed

Quote #3119 (+1) [ 2005-12-04, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]


<@Sticks> I suspect Bern, that the only flogging off that is going in is your own manic masterbation.....

Quote #3127 (+1) [ 2005-12-10, 00:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eNeb`Destero> what is his real name?
<Daemo> whats it matter? just use his online name
<Daemo> 90% of people call me Daemo in real life too
<eNeb`Destero> ok i got his ip dont worry
<Daemo> you gonna call him by his IP address?
<Daemo> hey, 61.9.128.13, get your ass over here now!

Quote #3241 (+1) [ 2006-02-05, 13:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zendagger just got back from buying a fridge
<Tom> now thats a sign of maturity
<Tom> comes a time in young mans life when he says fuck it I need to by some white goods

Quote #3264 (+1) [ 2006-02-20, 07:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> omg.....
<Dopefish> i opened some pron movie in msn and it showed up in msn's now playing
<Dopefish> embarrssing
<Dopefish> T_T

Quote #3273 (+1) [ 2006-02-28, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- phrenzy has joined #hungover
<phrenzy> who knew one day i could irc from the toilet at work
<phrenzy> what an age
<@myne> tis indeed grand when thou canst irc whilst thou doest pee

Quote #3284 (+1) [ 2006-03-18, 03:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> downloading pr0n at 25mbit
<aftahours> congrats.
<Agg> it must feel like you're wanking in slow motion.

Quote #3315 (+1) [ 2006-04-06, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

DJStudd: ffs
DJStudd: Just got gastro from my wife 45 minutes ago
DJStudd: puked the second I got out of the car :(
Stygian: DJ-Studd: sux2bu :P
DJStudd: that it does :'(
Stygian: got a laptop?
Stygian: cos you'll be IRCing from the toilet sooner or later :P
Bern: Try cooking her for a bit longer next time DJStudd
Stygian: unless you go for some REALLY out there stuff
MonoAWAY: I read news.com.au on the toilet this morning
DJStudd: ha ha Stygian :(
MonoAWAY: who said men can't multitask? :)

Quote #3319 (+1) [ 2006-04-09, 15:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech|W> hey mazzanet where the bloody hell are you
* Grosby bans rodgrech from the UK and the bible-belt of america

Quote #3336 (+1) [ 2006-04-25, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> I quite like ricers, gives me something to laugh at while I'm driving :)

Quote #3408 (+1) [ 2006-06-17, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grobsy> I wish it were rum o'clock :(
<Gavatron> ewwww
<Gavatron> i've had bundy once and disliked it a lot
* Bundy has joined #overclockers
<Gavatron> lol
<Gavatron> that was timely

Quote #3470 (+1) [ 2006-07-27, 03:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> i found out tonight that hippo's sweat is red.
<aftahours> facinating stuff.
<Dopefish> really
<Dopefish> why is it red
<aftahours> dunno
<aftahours> apparently acts like sunscreen
<Moodles> god only had a red crayon left
<Agg> ROFL

Quote #3495 (+1) [ 2006-08-06, 16:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

< beta> I dont know alot about linux
< devians__> you dont seem to know much about anything beta

Quote #3512 (+1) [ 2006-08-18, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> thankfully ive never broken a bone whilst opening a can of whoopass
<VooDoo> you couldnt open the can

Quote #3676 (+1) [ 2006-12-05, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> today i saw what looked like a chick giving her boyfriend a blowjob on a train station platform
<tensop> damnit.. need a job
<tensop> so fkn bored

Quote #3910 (+1) [ 2006-12-23, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo- keeps looking for someone trustworthy in Sydney
<@sabretooth> VooDoo-: benz
<Shaun> hahahahahahaha

Quote #4083 (+1) [ 2007-04-19, 21:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SirPNut> hey can someone do me a quick favor, and send a quick email to me at sirpnut@sifnt.org ... dunno if email is working properly
<Jayci> someone join him up for penis enlargement emails :P
<ButFli> I have a large penis and they still send them to me
<Jayci> awww :( well i'm female and i still get those stupid emails
<Jayci> stupid spams
<Agg> well, females might want large penises too.
<Agg> just not, you know, attached to them all the time.

Quote #3880 (+1) [ 2006-12-21, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> my computer was frozen by a dick in a box

Quote #4153 (+1) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #4124 (+1) [ 2007-05-21, 16:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wuz) i flashed my mp3 player the other day
(@RPM) did it laugh at how small your willy was?
(Megasaxon) lol
(Wuz) it took me a moment to get that

Quote #4125 (+1) [ 2007-05-22, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> i beleive george w bush should be premmy of vic
<Deanodrvr> Kennett picked up the pieces after Cain and Kirner
<Tensop> so we can invade S.A for hiding dams of mass volume
<brodsta> lol
<Tensop> but the intelligence was bad, and the water tasted shit!

Quote #4184 (+1) [ 2007-07-13, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> what is that womens chain of gyms
<Radar> fernwood
<SirPNut> the kitchen ?

Quote #4188 (+1) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #4047 (+1) [ 2007-03-03, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ocau's forums are basically just one big guestbook for my blog.

Quote #4061 (+1) [ 2007-03-18, 22:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skills-> ServerRoot "/usr/local/apache"
<skills-> motherfker. i dont have permission to make changes to it
<takai> !skills

Quote #4065 (+1) [ 2007-03-21, 05:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> Worst. Sleep. Evar.
<Zardoz> Also not to mention I had dreams of 4chan
<Zardoz> I had fucking 4chan in my dreams
<Zardoz> /b/ no less
<Lurks> to ugbox with that

Quote #4198 (+1) [ 2007-08-12, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> YOUNG drivers continue to risk lives on the road by flouting tough new licence laws, with a statewide police operation on P-plate and learner drivers booking almost 700 offenders in a 24-hour period. Police made 687 traffic-infringement bookings across NSW during the blitz, which ended at midnight on Wednesday.
<Rage> lawl
<Rage> my mate is selling his RX7s
<Rage> and some guy came to take it for a test drive, gave my mate his keys and my mate let him go
<Rage> dude calls him
<Rage> he'd been booked at 120 in a 60 zone
<Rage> car got impounded
<mazzanet> haha
<Rage> dude still wants to buy it though, to fix up while his licence is suspended
<mazzanet> heh fail.
<Radar> Heh, cop that
<Rage> i think my mate put it best when he said 'i'm selling a lemon to an idiot!'

Quote #4076 (+1) [ 2007-04-11, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i lived for 6 months on no frills fish fingers and no frills bread, toasted in my little grill
<brodsta> You seem to be breaking a lot of stuff lately rodgrech.. ;)
<Navillus> Morning boblapcat
<Agg> coz i was fucking poor. NEVAR AGAIN, NEVAAARR
<Rainwulf> agg.. damn
<V8R[ws]> brodsta: its called 'trouble shooting' :p
<Dopefish> when ocau was poor agg?
* Agg rolls around in google cheques
<rodgrech> V8R[ws], just a big fight, all good again
<knowsfords> Agg: by little grill you mean your athlon?

Quote #4243 (+1) [ 2007-11-15, 19:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LemMinG> mmmm... bacon, banana and cheese toasted sandwiches
<LemMinG> sooo gooood
<iro> :S sounds nasty
<brodsta> The king is in the house
<LemMinG> thank you, thank you very much

Quote #4235 (+1) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #4214 (+1) [ 2007-09-26, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

< benz> Is it wrong to sleep with my ex (who cheated on me)'s best mate?
< Nick> its wrong for anyone to sleep with you

Quote #4219 (+1) [ 2007-10-07, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> maybe i should just build it without permission
<Dopefish> PWNT
<predder> you'll be PWNT when it gets knocked down because you didnt have approval
<csimrace> man, the good stuff always happens in the ad breaks
<Dopefish> no predder no
<Dopefish> ill put wheels on the bottom
<Dopefish> and say its not a building but its infact a prototype car
<csimrace> then they'll ask you to see how it goes in a crash test :)
<Dopefish> a non road car