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Quote #3439 (+1) [ 2006-07-09, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> you can tell the difference between samples made on a mac and a pc?
<zuus> dude, i have the wrong earphones
<Enfilade> Yeah, mac samples are funkier with more contemporary styling

Quote #3478 (+1) [ 2006-07-31, 14:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: the house across from me was a brothel once
outy: probably one of the most un descreet or tasteful brothels, but nether the less, you paid your money, got your end wet, and then came out to find three out of four hubcaps missing from the falcon, and somebody has robbed the change from your centreconsole

Quote #3512 (+1) [ 2006-08-18, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> thankfully ive never broken a bone whilst opening a can of whoopass
<VooDoo> you couldnt open the can

Quote #3522 (+1) [ 2006-08-23, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

[23:21] <LomTop> windows was never designed to keep programs running

Quote #3533 (+1) [ 2006-09-03, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> if you're referring to sex, csimpson, i haven't had sex in months.
* leesa is now known as biatch
<Narcolepsy> I haven't had sex in...
<Sunset> poor biatch
<Rainwulf> for 7 months
<Narcolepsy> Almost exactly 30 hours. Hell ought to freeze over.
<Rainwulf> hrmm
<Rainwulf> time for a beer
* Narcolepsy is now known as Narc|Busy
<SirPNut> yes, the thought of even Narcolepsy getting more sex than you is enough to drive anybody to alcoholism
<Rainwulf> true
<Rainwulf> then again he is a sexy man
* Narc|Busy struts.
<Rainwulf> and in the military
<Narc|Busy> Yeah, everyone loves a man in uniform.
<Rainwulf> how could any girl resist
<Narc|Busy> Hell, I even had to turn Rainwulf down.
<biatch> Yeah but you guys are probably missing the vital point.
<biatch> Narc|Busy is probably getting sex from military MEN
<Rainwulf> being
<Rainwulf> lol
<Tabris> eh, in these modern times why be picky :P
<Narc|Busy> Any hole's a goal, right?

Quote #4155 (+1) [ 2007-06-08, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo notices TheWedgie looks kinda lonely
* @VooDoo asks if TheWedgie wants to a have a good time
* @VooDoo reaches in his wallet and tosses TheWedgie a @
* VooDoo sets mode: +o TheWedgie
<@TheWedgie> o_O
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> so an @ is op-speak for a condom?
* enigma hides
<Gamma> lol
* @TheWedgie flicks a used @ at enigma
<enigma> ewww
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> Flush your junk please wedgie
* Gamma watches it slide down the wall, with lots of +'s dribbling out of it

Quote #3880 (+1) [ 2006-12-21, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> my computer was frozen by a dick in a box

Quote #4188 (+1) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #4055 (+1) [ 2007-03-14, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dave> the bar kicked me out. now i'm outside on a bench with a new hotspot i found.

Quote #4065 (+1) [ 2007-03-21, 05:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> Worst. Sleep. Evar.
<Zardoz> Also not to mention I had dreams of 4chan
<Zardoz> I had fucking 4chan in my dreams
<Zardoz> /b/ no less
<Lurks> to ugbox with that

Quote #3954 (+1) [ 2006-12-28, 07:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SPY: how come i cant recive files from mirc
enigma: Because you have been found unworthy

Quote #4033 (+1) [ 2007-02-03, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tao> i appear to be getting stpudier as a i get older.

Quote #4076 (+1) [ 2007-04-11, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i lived for 6 months on no frills fish fingers and no frills bread, toasted in my little grill
<brodsta> You seem to be breaking a lot of stuff lately rodgrech.. ;)
<Navillus> Morning boblapcat
<Agg> coz i was fucking poor. NEVAR AGAIN, NEVAAARR
<Rainwulf> agg.. damn
<V8R[ws]> brodsta: its called 'trouble shooting' :p
<Dopefish> when ocau was poor agg?
* Agg rolls around in google cheques
<rodgrech> V8R[ws], just a big fight, all good again
<knowsfords> Agg: by little grill you mean your athlon?

Quote #4093 (+1) [ 2007-04-27, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> gamma might object to that.
<matthudson> brightness and constrast won't though

Quote #4235 (+1) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #4214 (+1) [ 2007-09-26, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

< benz> Is it wrong to sleep with my ex (who cheated on me)'s best mate?
< Nick> its wrong for anyone to sleep with you

Quote #4219 (+1) [ 2007-10-07, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> maybe i should just build it without permission
<Dopefish> PWNT
<predder> you'll be PWNT when it gets knocked down because you didnt have approval
<csimrace> man, the good stuff always happens in the ad breaks
<Dopefish> no predder no
<Dopefish> ill put wheels on the bottom
<Dopefish> and say its not a building but its infact a prototype car
<csimrace> then they'll ask you to see how it goes in a crash test :)
<Dopefish> a non road car

Quote #4220 (+1) [ 2007-10-07, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Broady> groupwork is stupid
<Broady> my group atm, one guy has the database, and hasnt come online, its due on thursday
<brodsta> haha
<glasnt> They make you do groupwork so at job interviews you have an answer too "Tell us about a time when you had to work in a group, but really wanted to kill your group members in their sleep. What was the situation, and what weapon would you use?"

Quote #4248 (+1) [ 2007-12-01, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/image/XR6Mod_8ff706a439f2d0eb63da6ed.jpg <--That's my bro's nearly legal XR6 engine bay
<S1[A]> "nearly legal" ... I bet that set off Rage's highlight
<brembo`> he's already got the car started

Quote #4249 (+1) [ 2007-12-03, 23:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> You learn something new everyday.. today i learnt that the governemnt can jail you and take your wages/house/drivers license/car if you dont pay a parking fine for 4 months. It all nicely laid out in the enforcement order they mailed me saying payup by 22nd of december or your fucked.
<Stygian> hah
* GSlicer has quit (Ping timeout)
* BTC is now known as BedTC|Zzz
* lurks2 is now known as Lurks
<fen> i think i'll pay it now..

Quote #3996 (+1) [ 2007-01-02, 00:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my boss was telling me about the time him and his best mate when they were in their 20s bought a whole load of fireworks
<brodsta> ah homemade
<Rage> FILLED the car up
<Rage> to the max
<Rage> and was driving along the main road of sheppo
<Rage> and his mate dropped his cigarette
<Rage> they bailed, and the car was destroyed
<Rage> lol
<brodsta> It would have looked spectacular though

Quote #4285 (+1) [ 2008-03-17, 21:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<golgy> Nick: did you ride before getting your license?
<Nick> nup
<golgy> k :D
<golgy> i has hope
<Nick> you get used to it
<Nick> its like anal fisting yourself
<Nick> scary at first but becomes fun

Quote #4300 (+1) [ 2008-04-19, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> I love UGBox
<The_Dan> I really really do

Quote #4341 (+1) [ 2008-06-30, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Radar> Fuck waking the dog for a joke
<@Agg> i hope you missed an l there and not an n

Quote #4342 (+1) [ 2008-07-01, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<scon> Hah, nice, all office email just sent out "free donuts and beer in the cafe/bar"
<scon> It was a trap - the first 10 to rock up had to move furniture.
<Lemming> lol

Quote #4369 (+1) [ 2010-11-22, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< sg> someone who knows more about science than me, wtf is "nonionic surfactant"?
< GooseChu> sg: its a surfactant thats nonionic
< sg> apparently it is
< Rezin> Robotic surfing.
-!- klif-e [klif@124-148-160-198.dyn.iinet.net.au] has joined #overclockers
<@Agg> surfactant is something that sits on the surface of a fluid, usually water
< sg> right
< _d00dz> fuck this im booking a business flight to sjc
<@Agg> nonionic.. i assume means.. doesn't contain or form ions
-!- Matcat [Matcat@ppp203-122-217-15.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
< sg> well, that is what the dishwasher rinse aid claims 30% of its composition is
<@Agg> surfactants are bad if you have a fish tank because they separate your fishy water from the air, and they can suffocate
< sg> :o
< brodsta> oh no
< brodsta> what'll happen to your dishwasher fish sg
< sg> im not sure
<@Agg> so you have to agitate the surface of your tank if you are using a surfactant medication
<@Agg> handy tips with Agg

Quote #187 (+2) [ 2002-12-21, 01:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Aaaah, simpsons, is there anything finer?
<Sciby> Maybe a 48 hour non-stop orgasm... but simpsons are a close second.

Quote #208 (+2) [ 2002-12-24, 08:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> K|dDO: come down to melbourne, they have been seen roaming the streets down here
<dspringau> Lurks: tasmanians aren't wild life

Quote #210 (+2) [ 2002-12-27, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so i blow
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channeel
* DeathStar was kicked by VooDoo (WAY too much info)

Quote #213 (+2) [ 2002-12-29, 10:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> Darkness: everyone knoes im a dickhead...

Quote #5 (+2) [ 2002-10-21, 06:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> do sperm banks actually exist and pay some bloke to whack in a cup?
<Rage-sifnt> its like $40 a wack yeah?
<Skitzo> I let a fortune slip through my fingers!
<BOB_LOE> shit i coulda been on $80 a day :(
<knowsfords> Skitzo: I've let over $100,000,000,000,000 go down the drain
<Cav> knowsfords: thanks for fucking sharing

Quote #17 (+2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narcolpsy touches Kittie...
* Kittie touches herself
* bh watches
<Kittie> hahaha
* Lurks gets the digitial camera
* dakiller pulles out video camera

Quote #22 (+2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** OZZY_Edd was kicked by Sticks ( My Karma just ran over your Dogma )

Quote #29 (+2) [ 2002-10-27, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has joined #Overclockers
<brembo`> tard
* brembo` tips the tard
<brembo`> your it, nar nar

Quote #52 (+2) [ 2002-11-05, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SileNceR> finally got it in
<SileNceR> my poor fingers :(

Quote #66 (+2) [ 2002-11-08, 07:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-177435220021108-071129.html <---teen pukes after seeing porn!
<Silentsni> omg, I would have kept the tape

Quote #67 (+2) [ 2002-11-09, 08:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

Quote #81 (+2) [ 2002-11-17, 11:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> u suck Rudeboi
<Anarki> :p
<Rudeboi> i do?
<Rudeboi> ok - who told you? that was supposed to be a secret!

Quote #92 (+2) [ 2002-11-19, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc wonders why some are repeated
<SHizz> there repeated bcoz u cut and paste them into #overclockers too much :P
<z3[n]> SHizz: dont try to b smart! :p
<SHizz> ok ill stop trying...

Quote #111 (+2) [ 2002-11-21, 05:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i could be gay, ive just never found the right guy

Quote #144 (+2) [ 2002-12-08, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo`> when do ppl here start hols?
<risesies> EvilElmo`: started about 2 weeks ago :P
<mongie> i started 3 weeks ago
<EvilElmo`> fucking uni bums
<EvilElmo`> you bum..
<dspringau> no I'm an ass

Quote #218 (+2) [ 2003-01-01, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> cheap bottle of scotch, some cigerettes, some porn, one hand
<[P]engo> all you need for a goodnight

Quote #275 (+2) [ 2003-01-20, 09:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I'm not a big fan of cars
<Cav> Enfilade: im not a big fan of anal sex, your point?
<Enfilade> What happened?
<Cav> Enfilade: someone forgot to use lube :(

Quote #299 (+2) [ 2003-02-03, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Firemoth: You just assume i'm a chick
<Firemoth> biatch, should I assume otherwise? You certainly look like a chick in the photos on the forums.
<sabz> biatch: well if you show up at the BBQ with facial hair, I'll get worried.
<biatch> Just for you i'll make sure i shave it, sab ;)
<sabz> "Sorry... I can't go to the BBQ. Unforeseen circumstances."
<biatch> I'm sorry i couldn't come sab... i got the most severe shaving rash on my face that i've ever seen
<Firemoth> biatch, might want to use a more sensitive shaving cream next time.
<Firemoth> Just a thought.
<sabz> Firemoth knows - he had the same problem doing his bikini line.
<Firemoth> sabz, Wasn't my fault you didn't use the sensitive shaving cream on me like I asked you to.

Quote #305 (+2) [ 2003-02-04, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> Fat chix area always moody, at least with hump back whales you know your in for a good time

Quote #336 (+2) [ 2003-02-14, 20:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> sniper doesn't like being jiggled
* sniper1470 FLATTENS Gibbon with a FARKING HUGE SLEDGEHAMMER
<sniper1470> I'm not a teabag

Quote #358 (+2) [ 2003-02-25, 16:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> im combing my hair with a heatsink
<Epic`> it actually works good

Quote #430 (+2) [ 2003-03-29, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* RudeSlart pokes z3[n]
<z3[n]> wat?
<RudeSlart> bored
<z3[n]> suck me dick
* RudeSlart sucks z3[n]'s dick
<z3[n]> harder
* RudeSlart bites into z3[n]'s dick
<Tommmo> ok. I think i'v joined the wrong channel
* RudeSlart literally eats teh cawk

Quote #438 (+2) [ 2003-03-31, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mystro|T|> any one know any good channels on EFnet to get movies??
<Narc|LAG> #gaymansexformystro
<Enfilade> Nah, #funkybuttlovingformystro is better
<Groomy> theres noone in those channels :(

Quote #442 (+2) [ 2003-04-02, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ausgamers file system sucks, how can I search??
<Agg> oh.. "File Search" :)