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Quote #2622 (+2) [ 2005-03-10, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I probably shouldn't half defrost some chick and then put it back in the freezer
<Fod|Work> indeed
<Fod|Work> either bury her or leave her frozen

Quote #1321 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch> i have 1x 2.6Ghz Celeron, 1x 1.6Ghz AMD AP, 1x AMD 2Ghz XP. Now
<mpot> good for you
<Hyrax> <Mitch> <---- My hero
<mpot> no, he can't be.....he's MY hero
* lathiat chops mitch in half
* mpot goes off to sulk, cos he doesn't want to share his hero....
* lathiat gives half to mpot
* lathiat gives half to Hyrax
<Mitch> please.... not that half

Quote #4238 (+5) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #2541 (+5) [ 2005-01-27, 18:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> What's a new magna worth?
<Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy.
<FreeFrag> Shouldn't you be asleep narcolepsy?
<Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality?
<FreeFrag> <Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy. <Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality? <--Heh :)

Quote #39 (+21) [ 2002-10-28, 07:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :(
*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<sabretooth> Gee, it doesn't quite fit :)
<Cav> oh dear god...
* Cav is never going to live this one down

Quote #20 (+4) [ 2002-10-25, 07:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: You have achieved legend status as far as avatars go...
<WhiteyFord> Narcolepsy: no its my incredible penis size that has achieved me legend status. My avatars achieved me God-like status
<PooJou> haha
<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: I can only vouch for the first one of those...
<WhiteyFord> :)
<Narcolepsy> *second...

Quote #2931 (+7) [ 2005-08-11, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Lapto> You might be calling Bern "daddy"
<Jessica> I already do ;)

Quote #1892 (+5) [ 2004-04-29, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> zfuck
<Rage> spilled lift on keyborD
<Rage>
<Rage> shit
<TheWedgie> hahahha
<Rage> ZNOT GIN
<Rage> HGJ
<NozzBleh> HAHAAH
<Rage> 1QA
* NozzBleh is now known as Nozz
<Rage> Z
<Rage> z
<Rage> fuck nooooooooooooooo
<Nozz> roflmao
<TheWedgie> haha
<Nozz> You need to learn to aim for your mouth better
<Rage> wtf its m
<Rage>
<Rage> Z
* Nozz is highly amused
<Rage> z
<knowsfordz> dam, the same thing happened with my other keyboard
<knowsfordz> the temp one
<Rage> sjdfgoskdjfhglskdjhfglskjhglkjh\\
<knowsfordz> cept I didn't spill anything on it
<Rage> <idlerpg> FreeFrag, the the attacker of the n00ba, has attained level 3! Next level in 0 days, 00:15:36.
<Rage> A
<Rage> ahh
<Rage> its back
<Rage> working
<Rage> for some reason
<Rage> |:d
<Rage> or not
<Rage> waadsflkqweretyuiouhdgzl;ksdjf
<Rage>
<Rage> SOME OF THE KEYS r gone
<Rage> like 1QAZ
<knowsfordz> Rage: you're gunna need to replace it
<Rage> DUDE ITS A LAPTOP
<Rage> this has happened before tho, with beer last time
<Nozz> stop spilling shit in it then, you idiot
<Rage> 1qa
<knowsfordz> bahaha even worser sucked in :p
<Rage> 1qa
<Rage> it was an accident
<FreeFrag> *chuckle*
<Nozz> Be more careful
<FreeFrag> quotable :)
<Rage> YOU SHOULD see my screen, its going nuts
<Rage> menues and shit popping up everywhere

Quote #619 (+14) [ 2003-06-03, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<whoop> what does a long single beep that just repeats mean?
<@Firemoth> whoop, someone's going to back over you.
<whoop> fuck up dickhead
* whoop (~whoop@215.b.004.brs.iprimus.net.au) Quit (gremlins)

Quote #1543 (+8) [ 2004-01-21, 07:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BenZor`) going to have a nice big glass of black cok and go to bed

Quote #218 (+1) [ 2003-01-01, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> cheap bottle of scotch, some cigerettes, some porn, one hand
<[P]engo> all you need for a goodnight

Quote #417 (+7) [ 2003-03-23, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> that was the nastiest thing ever.. my mum walked into my room and starting searching around in my drawers.. so i said, what are you doing.. and she says searching for haemoroid cream, i thought hmm.. what ever.. and went about my business.. when i asked her again she whooped out a small tube of it from my drawer..
<Leigh> who the fuck plants haemoroid cream on peoples

Quote #373 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.

Quote #4074 (+8) [ 2007-04-10, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie ponders how many people in here have "NWS" and "NSFW" on highlight
* wayne adds NWS and NSFW to highlight
<Ze> TheWedgie : that's a good idea
<wayne> NWS
<wayne> NSFW
<wayne> I wonder how many people just rushed to IRC
--> Stygian (Stygian@58.179.191.229) has joined #overclockers
<Gary_J> wayne, Stygian wasn't even on IRC and he knew what you said! :)
<Stygian> bah. What did I join after?

Quote #153 (+7) [ 2002-12-11, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spartacus> my ex g/f was good at lappies :D
<Firemoth> Spartacus, the local stripper isn't a girlfriend dude.. :P

Quote #1045 (+8) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron is turned on looking z3[n]</end sarastism>

Quote #2681 (+7) [ 2005-04-13, 12:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

[12:15] [ betanumeri]: yes Ultimata
[12:17] [ betanumeri]: how come everyone stops when i talk
[12:17] [ Ultimata]: dunno, maybe its your breath? :P
[12:17] [ betanumeri]: nope aint my breath and i ment on irc
[12:19] [ Hayden]: smelly fingers

Quote #1277 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> anthrax is so passe
<Rik> bukkake is where it's at

Quote #1945 (+10) [ 2004-05-09, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> Hahaah
<WMinstrel> In the for sale forum
<WMinstrel> " 8 Adult Movie Tickets"
<WMinstrel> I was like "PORN! HUZZAH!"
<DDsD> I don't like the idea of going to watch an Adult Film in a theatre to find some dude sitting in the chair next to me ejaculating in my popcorn :/
<WMinstrel> Hahahaha.
<TensopAway> why are you taking popcorn into a porn movie?

Quote #102 (+10) [ 2002-11-20, 06:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GooSE> wtf is FC?
<wild> fucking clue?
<GooSE> maybe
<GooSE> I am a bit of a dumbshit

Quote #1795 (+3) [ 2004-04-01, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<inf3rn0> dan is better looking than Agg

Quote #3122 (+9) [ 2005-12-06, 02:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Recharge) a 17 year old girl at a lan... imagine... lolololol
(Recharge) *all the boys wispering in the corner*
(Recharge) "whats that?? , I don't know!!!!, I'm scared!! but excited at the same time!!! augh!"

Quote #1691 (+8) [ 2004-02-25, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Koontz: its pretty f'n slow
TheWedgie: dude. you're on dialup
Koontz: STFU

Quote #1043 (+8) [ 2003-09-30, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Apok> bah dont need gym
<Apok> you can tone muscles yourself at home without any fancy pantsy equipment
<Erve> yeah, check out Apok's right forearm

Quote #1406 (+10) [ 2003-12-01, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<garbs> was in the shower
<garbs> spent a minute trying to wash the dirt off my arm
<garbs> only to realise its a tan

Quote #2577 (+1) [ 2005-02-10, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nate> to fix your three phase problem what you do is get an iceypole stick and use some tape to secure it in the safety switch so the thing doesnt turn off, even if its pulling 80 amps thru a 20 amp device.
<llamaboy> nate, you represent the bluntest tool in every shed in Australia...
<SPMX> LOL!

Quote #1774 (+1) [ 2004-03-26, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> eww
<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> fuckin brother
<Legoman> hahaha
<Peeka> took a picture of his cock lastnight and i just found it in my phone

Quote #2097 (+10) [ 2004-06-30, 18:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> I hate cheap power tools.
* Erve has joined #channel
<Rik> speaking of cheap tools
<Erve> I'm cheap and quick.
<Rik> blow too soon
<Erve> and easy to replace

Quote #1278 (+6) [ 2003-11-04, 22:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draebor hands DDsD a hashcookie
<DDsD> pfft hash?
<DDsD> hash is for n00bs :p
<DDsD> How about a cokecookie? =D

Quote #1576 (+4) [ 2004-02-01, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> HELP!!!
<FreeFrag> The folks want to buy a cordless phone, and knowing my luck it will be 2.4Ghz
* FreeFrag waves goodbye to his Wireless LAN
<Fod> offer to pick out a superior model for them
<Fod> and get a non 2.4GHz one
<Fod> or move the fuck out of shepparton and kill two birds with one stone
<FreeFrag> Fod, shut the fuck up you arrogant city prick :)
<Fod> ahah

Quote #3178 (+7) [ 2006-01-08, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

deepspring: fucking cat... it's sleepin on the bbq again, it's just tempting me..

Quote #2833 (+5) [ 2005-06-20, 02:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> we are kiddies.. bearing in mind that Sniper3400 is 150 years old

Quote #2841 (+3) [ 2005-06-24, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Antihero) I'm watching a bald, fat man dance on webcam.
(@Antihero) Man. This guy can acutually move. :)
(@Antihero) Ok.
(@Antihero) Now it's getting weird.
(@Antihero) He's playing with his breasts.

Quote #810 (+3) [ 2003-07-22, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> wtf doesnt agg sell a bike and buy a ballsy server?
<DrAlpina> cause he keeps smashing them ElCrunch
<ElCrunch> oh deer

Quote #1686 (+7) [ 2004-02-24, 15:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> hrrm... I should get musical airhorns for the new pootah
<SUPAMODEL> they'd be awesome
<SUPAMODEL> put this big fuckoff missile style switch on the front: "DO NOT PRESS ME"
<SUPAMODEL> go to a lan
<SUPAMODEL> go off to the toilet
<echelon> watch from a distance
<echelon> 'hrm... whats this button do...'
<SUPAMODEL> wait for some dumb fuck to lift toggle, hit switch & shit themselves

Quote #1747 (+9) [ 2004-03-16, 12:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rb> the roflcopter is dropping the lollerbombs

Quote #266 (+4) [ 2003-01-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Wizard_ : you couldn't hit a bulls arse with a fistful of popcorn :P

Quote #1808 (+4) [ 2004-04-06, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> ask!
<DDsD> How long is TheWedgie's Penis Rage?
<Rage> flaccid or erect?
<TheWedgie> :/
<DDsD> Ahh.. both
<Rage> 4" flaccid
<Rage> 7" errect
<TheWedgie> longer than the third toe on my left foot.
<DDsD> <Rage> lol, my gf thinks i'm gay
<TheWedgie> LOL
<DDsD> I think that *thinks* is the wrong word dude ;p

Quote #2947 (+7) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #567 (+5) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #2145 (+5) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #1403 (+5) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #1437 (+7) [ 2003-12-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Interloper> Type 'hardcore sex' into google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
<vecki> Is that like the 'weapons of mass destruction one'?
<Interloper> Yes

Quote #3597 (+5) [ 2006-10-13, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> man, if my wife's breasts emitted hamburgers, i'd never leave the house

Quote #1168 (+2) [ 2003-10-19, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> you wouldnt stop pissing me off till i exploded onto you and that fag hemerage
<yale_code> lol FreeFrag, he exploded onto you - want a tissue?

Quote #953 (+7) [ 2003-08-26, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): urghn, make it better
* sabretooth makes it better for biatch.

Quote #1863 (+27) [ 2004-04-20, 16:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

[rodgrech] 1500 PSUs went out today and my house keys are in one of them

Quote #1786 (+5) [ 2004-03-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> What's better than winning the paralymics?
<Owen> Legs.

Quote #426 (+1) [ 2003-03-27, 16:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Quote #3051 (+2) [ 2005-10-28, 09:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

oli: any car knowledgable people here?
Grosby: what do you need to know about a car?
oli: ive got a car sitting in the driveway with a jack under one side, and two piles of bricks on the other
oli: a monaro
oli: :(
Grosby: You live in Ipswich?