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Quote #1208 (+1) [ 2003-10-24, 13:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* brembo` farts
<brembo`> phwoar that stinks
* echelon hands brembo` a cork
<brembo`> bbiab

Quote #1223 (+1) [ 2003-10-26, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<luciphur> sif not fuck me in the ass
<luciphur> i love it

Quote #1232 (+1) [ 2003-10-27, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bridgestone> does mirc give you easter eggs
<Bridgestone> wtf
<Bridgestone> advanced technology to the max
<figjam> no, it's got a hidden flight simulator in it dude
<figjam> hold alt and type FXFIGHTER and it starts the flight-sim
<Bridgestone> "Are you sure you wanna quit mIRC"
<Bridgestone> didn't work fig
<Bridgestone> you sure thats right?
<figjam> oh, oops
<figjam> FXFYGHTER
<Bridgestone> but it dun work figjam
<Bridgestone> figjam i wanna play it ffs
<Bridgestone> i just get "are you sure you wanna quit mIRC blah blah:
<figjam> your not typing the whole thing
<figjam> you've gotta finish it, hold alt and type FXFYGHTER
* FiremanSam has joined #nsplayeradmin
<figjam> and not just push alt, hold it the whole time
<Bridgestone> oh ok ta
<Bridgestone> ok
<Bridgestone> now im trying the flight sim
* Bridgestone has quit IRC (Quit: #NSPlayer - nsplayer.org.au #ComCen - austgaming.com )
<FiremanSam> a devious nsplayer page
<figjam> ROFL
<figjam> PWNED
<Felix> LMAO!!
<Felix> HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Quote #1241 (+1) [ 2003-10-29, 11:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Refle}{> i lost $4 in a vending machine and i'm getting it back today lol ..they are going to COURIER it back to me ..
<Chamelion> heh
<Stokesy> hah
<orlock> Refle}{: should have asked them to send you what it was you wanted instead
<echelon> Refle}{: What I want to know, was why you thought "Hrm, I just lost my $2 coin in the vending machine. I know! I'll put in another!"
<Refle}{> yeh they're getting some chocky bars for me as well ..and echelon thats pretty much what happened :D .. except that i was putting the second one in to follow the first down and push it out lol
<echelon> haha
<echelon> brains :P
<Refle}{> i know eh ..
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> the machine at work eats your money sometimes, they just tell us to get fucked
* yale_work rocks the machine to set the tilt sensor off when he's on his way home from work now
<yale_work> that'll teach 'em

Quote #1251 (+1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> my ass in uncrackable
<Rik> actually
<Rik> wait a minute
<Rik> there's plenty of crack there

Quote #1259 (+1) [ 2003-11-01, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sleepy> i feel so dirty, im going to actually spend money buying a celeron

Quote #1267 (+1) [ 2003-11-02, 22:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> ROFl, one of my mates fucked a chick with no arms
<WhiteyFord> what really Rik?
<WhiteyFord> thats odd
<WhiteyFord> no hand jobs :(
<Rik> yeh, he's in the Navy, he's done alot of fucked shit
<FreeFrag> :o
<Rik> he was telling me, he did her doggy style on the beach and was going hard, and when he finished, he had almost buried her head since she couldnt keep it above sand
<WhiteyFord> did she have arms before they started fucking?
<WhiteyFord> ROFL
<Falkor> lol she has no arms, and heres mike worrying about not getting a hand job :)
<FreeFrag> ROFL!
<WhiteyFord> ahahahahahahahahhahaa
<Falkor> hahaha
<knowsfords> heh.
<WhiteyFord> thats the most horrible funny thing i have ever heard

Quote #1270 (+1) [ 2003-11-03, 04:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Don't make fun jester of using a magical ass to tell me i'm wrong

Quote #1284 (+1) [ 2003-11-06, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> M L G
<Rik> TP LK PF
<Rik> PL FK M M 宧
<Rik> _

Quote #1348 (+1) [ 2003-11-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> like Bukkake Schools Originally practiced in Japan, bukkake has spread like wildfire across the globe and now has several distinct schools of practice, each with their own forms.
<RoSWeLL> imagine sending ur kids
<RoSWeLL> to bukkake school
<[Crunt]> hahaha
<RoSWeLL> how FUCKED
<RoSWeLL> would that be
<Phyx0> imagine getting a scholarship
<RoSWeLL> lol even worse

Quote #1397 (+1) [ 2003-11-30, 00:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> goddamn... I want different chicks for different reasons
<Rage> i wish i could keep them on a shelf somewhere or something

Quote #1427 (+1) [ 2003-12-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^_ZAK_^> mmm I'd kill for AC
<FreeFrag> Alternating Current??
<Kazashi> Autocannon?
<Sticks> Atomic Chicken?
<rb> aircon
<FreeFrag> Gee, thanks Cpt. Obvious.
<Sticks> rofl

Quote #1467 (+1) [ 2003-12-30, 11:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> last night i dreamt i had liv tyler in my bed, but i had no wang :S

Quote #1475 (+1) [ 2004-01-05, 17:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonkeyINAbaG> CapnChron, has your sister read that quote?
<CapnChron> No
<CapnChron> NO.. She will NEVER know!
<CapnChron> Hopefully
* CapnChron runs off to do a complete format of the internet
<darktranq> rofl

Quote #1477 (+1) [ 2004-01-05, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> heh, and all these years i thought I was phallic

Quote #1491 (+1) [ 2004-01-08, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<elementh20> arrrgh
<elementh20> leg ache
<Hunter> try taking your leg out of the fire
<Hunter> fire = burn

Quote #1495 (+1) [ 2004-01-09, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): i reckon a coloured moon would be good
(Tensop): send some preschoolers up there with crayons

Quote #1527 (+1) [ 2004-01-15, 22:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Lego> "The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and without warning."
<Draebor> lol goatse got fucked over
<Erve> now that's obvious Draebor
<Erve> (i.e. the gaping hole in his anus)

Quote #1540 (+1) [ 2004-01-20, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> the only reason the indians can speak good english
<FatMan> is that they're all trained by telstra
<PooJou> LOL
<FatMan> as customer support
<zen> lmao!
* PooJou dies

Quote #1555 (+1) [ 2004-01-25, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> unsupported breasts bounce up to 8cm
<aftahours> thanks TV.
<mazzanet> !
<mackieman> lol
<Largo> the most disturbing thing i heard
<aftahours> now what am i going to think when i next am down the waterfront watching all the girlies walk along
<aftahours> mmm that one looks like about a 5cm bounce

Quote #1558 (+1) [ 2004-01-27, 16:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jimx> haha, some guy wants to know how to fix his malfunctioning floppy drive. i'm tempted to tell him to swap it with one from a work pc :)
<jimx> asking "How do I fix this floppy drive" is like asking "How do I re-use this staple?"

Quote #1594 (+1) [ 2004-02-05, 11:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fr0st> stupid fukn driving asessor
<fr0st> i'll show him fail :/
<yaleman> lol
<yaleman> owned
<sabz> What'd you get failed on?
<yaleman> the spelling test :)
<sabz> Heh

Quote #1603 (+1) [ 2004-02-08, 12:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> slip enough money into my g-string and i'd eat anything

Quote #1659 (+1) [ 2004-02-19, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SuperTed> when i sing i get high
<SuperTed> :D
<Fall> my god
<aenima> when i get high, i sing

Quote #1727 (+1) [ 2004-03-06, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@zRoYz> do you think you can be arested for making your daughter draw you porn lol
<@zRoYz> she draws the best amie type girls
<@zRoYz> guys at school in art take her pics lol

Quote #1774 (+1) [ 2004-03-26, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> eww
<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> fuckin brother
<Legoman> hahaha
<Peeka> took a picture of his cock lastnight and i just found it in my phone

Quote #1813 (+1) [ 2004-04-08, 14:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sailorfitz> start a Pet Rock Company.....u can have a net lose got 3 years in a row to be a legit business...even if u NEVER sell 1 rock.....then rightoff your new P4 and Broadband as a direct business expense ;)

Quote #1850 (+1) [ 2004-04-17, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> when you say the secret magic words you become super tired?
<Fod> yeah knowsfords, and me and the spottyman go to bed

Quote #1868 (+1) [ 2004-04-23, 10:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> fucken hell who keeps giving my email out to 12 and 13 year old girls
<ace234> 6 people have added me in the last 10mins and they are all 12 and 13:S
<Erve> well, treat them like new wine, put them in the cellar for a few years..
<Srebmol> yeah, but if you keep them longer than that they turn to vinegar :P

Quote #1882 (+1) [ 2004-04-27, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> KyocErA - it's a little disturbing how you scream YES!! as soon as I enter..

Quote #1884 (+1) [ 2004-04-28, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> this drink is the same colour as the NVIDIA promo bag and the slots on my DFI mobo.. that can't be good
<Jayci> what are u drinknig Agg?
<Jayci> drinking*
<predder> nuclear waste evidently
<nwatts> hah
<bartobook> does anyone else here go to the ANU?
<nwatts> he's drinking UV die again
<@Agg> berri cordial.. supposedly 40% fruit juice.. but it's orange flavour, and simpsons-nuclear-material green in colour
<Jayci> eewwww

Quote #1890 (+1) [ 2004-04-29, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

[predder] you calling me a noob ethanol?
*** Draffa has quit IRC (Quit: brb)
[ethanol] no i'm calling oz.orgy a n00b
[Brett''] there are 1700 ppl in this orgy, there is bound to be SOME things go wrong
[ethanol] true
[Brett''] ppl connecting to the wrong ports

Quote #1915 (+1) [ 2004-05-04, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> When ever anyone tells you you are hogging up the bandwidth
<Charlie> Tell them they are hogging up all the ugly

Quote #1933 (+1) [ 2004-05-07, 16:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<idlerpg> XStatic, the FordsSuckWorld, has attained level 5! Next level in 0 days, 00:21:00.
<idlerpg> XStatic [4/19] has challenged knowsfords [15/235] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to XStatic's clock.

Quote #1950 (+1) [ 2004-05-11, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> milo tastes like ass without sugar
<aftahours> hmm
<aftahours> *arse
<sabretooth> You've tasted ass?
<tensopaway> had your fair share.. damnit beat me to it

Quote #1967 (+1) [ 2004-05-17, 00:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ethanol slaps thetron around a bit with a large trout
<thetron> slap me on the but next time
* ethanol slaps thetron around a bit (on the but) with a large trout
<ethanol> what's a but, thetron?
<thetron> Your a n00b
<Lombers> its butt btw
<thetron> you sound like a alien thats just landed on the planet earth
<Lombers> thats not a very good insult thetron
<Lombers> try again
<Lombers> at least get a little personal :P
<thetron> Cont: An Alien whom never experience anal sex before
<thetron> "Earthing. Whats a butt?"

Quote #1970 (+1) [ 2004-05-17, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> why am i banned from #overclockers
<mazzanet> no wait
<mazzanet> my bad.

Quote #2625 (+1) [ 2005-03-15, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> haha mad
<Rage> just went squid jigging
<WhiteyAIR> you what?
<wild> ...
<Rage> squid jigging
<Rage> fishing for squid
<wild> wait, 'fishing for squid' could also be taken the wrong way...
<Rage> its funny when you catch 'em and they ink all over the place
<wild> :o

Quote #2037 (+1) [ 2004-06-06, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> I wonder what scotch and green cordial tastes like
<@Fod> only one way to find out
<DDsD_> Well there are two ways
<DDsD_> a) Ask someone stupid enough to try it
<DDsD_> b) be said stupid person
<Rik> c) dcc rik the drink

Quote #2146 (+1) [ 2004-07-14, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<waz|away> and yeah, those replays of Hopoate crack me up everytime
<waz|away> what the fuck was he thinking?
<waz|away> besides "theres a hole, Im gonna put my finger in it"

Quote #2157 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> bah fuck, i just speant 30mins messing with my sound drivers and i just realised my speekers wernt on
<thetron> owned

Quote #2162 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* kaji is also half dutch
<^Lis> fantastic! a compliment it is then!
<^Lis> does that mean you have a big penis kaji?
<kaji> hhehehehehehe
<^Lis> you being half dutch that is?
<^Lis> lol
* kaji smiles
<^Lis> actually, shouldn't it mean you have a half big penis...you only being half dutch and all :P

Quote #2233 (+1) [ 2004-08-09, 14:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> argh, its weird with the backslash being in a different position to what i'm used to
<timace> i'm like "where is it!? BITCH STOLE MY... oh there it is"

Quote #2274 (+1) [ 2004-09-04, 17:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop> stupid neighbours and their lack of understanding the laws of thermodynamics

Quote #2261 (+1) [ 2004-08-23, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slyde> my roomate has been having sex.
<Slyde> That's about as close to getting any as I have been in like 4 years.

Quote #2271 (+1) [ 2004-09-02, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> futon is french for "fuck me, this thing is uncomfortable"

Quote #2370 (+1) [ 2004-11-02, 18:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Lombers) books without sentances :)
* Andypoo tosses Lombers an e
(aftahours) ohhh ! an e !
* Lombers starts raving

Quote #2385 (+1) [ 2004-11-13, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> F1 now changes the players name!
<Skitzo> Aren't I leet?
<Lart[CJ]> ye
<Lart[CJ]> yes
<Lart[CJ]> so leet you're leaving me partly speechless

Quote #2404 (+1) [ 2004-12-01, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wobbz> careful agg
<Wobbz> the cia may be watching
<Wobbz> they may think ur a terrorist
<Wobbz> :P
<SNIPERA64> hhmmm CIA
<Agg> heh, surely the (bomb president hijack) cia don't care what (drug transport cocaine heroin) a geek way over in australia (prime minister iraq terrorism explosives) has to say..

Quote #2415 (+1) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good