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Quote #67 (+2) [ 2002-11-09, 08:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

Quote #2679 (+6) [ 2005-04-12, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> according to whereis.com.au, Rik lives 3.55 km from me, Estimated travel time: 1 Hr 13 Mins
<Rage> lol
<Rage> sydney traffic

Quote #3078 (+7) [ 2005-11-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(outy) ok need another sex shop address
(outy) cant find a picture of the dildo i need
(FatMan) ...WHAT?
(outy) need a dildo.

Quote #1269 (+2) [ 2003-11-03, 04:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> soon they will design planes with no wings
<Fod> and watch them drop out of the sky
<Fod> that'll be a short-lived experiment
<thetron> Fod these are futuristic planes
<Fod> the wings are what keep it in the air
<Fod> you either need wings, or downwards pointing engines, like a helicopters or a harrier
<Fod> or maybe a magical arse

Quote #2745 (+11) [ 2005-05-11, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jayci> someone? Rove hasnt got cancer has he?
<Erve> yes
<Erve> its in his funny bone
<Erve> boom tish

Quote #1816 (+9) [ 2004-04-09, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> do ya get thems camel spiders in australia?
<Tabris> nwatts: nope, but what we have are spiders and bugs a heck of a lot worse... Australia, land of things that will kill you
<nwatts> :'(
* @Daemon hides creepy crawly things in nwatts's room
<ace234> oh great i look at the picture and now i hear creeping noises:@
<Tabris> everytime i talk to somone from overseas i tell them under any given rock is at least 10 things that will kill you :P im doing my part keeping tourists away :)
<FreeFrag> rofl

Quote #2451 (+13) [ 2004-12-26, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cuahtemoc> Someone kick eth.
<Cuahtemoc> I'll give you $1.
* `X kicks eth
<eth> ??
* eth was kicked by VooDoo (Its for a $1)
<`X> $1 please
* eth (poohead@203-206-245-153.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<FreeFrag|> I'll give you $1 as well VooDoo
<VooDoo> :)
<FreeFrag> No, really.
<Cuahtemoc> How much for a ban ?
<FreeFrag> Yeah, lets all chip in for a ban. I'll start at $20
<INerTIal> i'll DD you $10 now if you ban him
<Cuahtemoc> I'll put in 10.
<FreeFrag> That's $40
* Z sets mode: +b *!*poohead@*.dyn.iinet.net.au
* eth was kicked by Z ((redback) No Reason)
<`X> ahha
<INerTIal> YEAH
<INerTIal> woot
<FreeFrag> Redback just won himself $40. WD mate :)
<Cuahtemoc> Capitalism works.

Quote #1615 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kommando> wtf is COD and why do you have to pay for it?

Quote #1433 (+14) [ 2003-12-10, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> airforce am teh win
<Tommmo> except the slight issue of having to visit war infested regions
<Erve> there'd be a war over who'd get my cock 1st
<brembo`> weapon of minor proportion

Quote #4124 (+2) [ 2007-05-21, 16:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wuz) i flashed my mp3 player the other day
(@RPM) did it laugh at how small your willy was?
(Megasaxon) lol
(Wuz) it took me a moment to get that

Quote #2776 (+35) [ 2005-05-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Movie> My old nickname used to be Dark Assassin.
<Narc|Movie> One time playing a game on a BBS (before teh intarweb) it had a language filter, and my nick ended up being Dark Buttbuttin.
<Narc|Movie> That sucked.
<Fragwizard> lol

Quote #1470 (+13) [ 2004-01-02, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> SMS from Tom: I have broken down outside an open access point again!!
<D_Web> lmao
<wildz0r> bwahahaha
<wildz0r> get him on IRC!
<gords> "No we are outside *** and it is http only"
<D_Web> ahhahaha
<gords> i replied with something like "lol, *** has an open ap? heh. btw, you really should replace the commo if you don't want to be broken down all the time. waiting for the racv?"
<gords> his reply: "yes bloody alternator"

Quote #220 (+20) [ 2003-01-01, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> my local fish and chip shop is open
<Agg> some food places will be.. coz mums/wives are on holidays too and people need food :)
<Agg> (erm, I didn't mean that to come across quite as sexist as it did :) )

Quote #2415 (+3) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #796 (+6) [ 2003-07-16, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|Shwr> Yes, I am a man. And a fine specimin at that. Just look at me. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1621717
<Agg> no, you are a condom full of walnuts
<Firemoth> Mmm, walnut filled condoms.

Quote #1820 (+2) [ 2004-04-11, 07:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> is it egg day today?
<Draffa> ?
<Draffa> ah, yes
<Grosby> aah shit
<Grosby> I thought it was yesterday :/
<Grosby> ask kids at work what the easter bunny bought them
<Grosby> no wonder why I got odd looks

Quote #3169 (+8) [ 2006-01-04, 09:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Who here wouldn't date / otherthings with/to Jennifer Morrison?
<MonoJoker> Turophile that's a question for the pub
<Turophile> Sure, she was born in 1979.
<V8R[ws]> is she female?
<MonoJoker> lol
<Turophile> Yes.
<V8R[ws]> that'll do!
<Turophile> She's also in House... she's the hot one.
<SirPNut> <V8R[ws]> is she female? <-- as if descriminate like that....
<SirPNut> has she got a pulse ?
<V8R[ws]> hahah
<V8R[ws]> is she warm!?
<Grosby> "if I push her, will she move a little"

Quote #3265 (+8) [ 2006-02-20, 11:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Work> online dating service. Email. Subject line "Hot left wing liberals waiting for you now"
<BenZ|Work> yay spam
<DemosDemon> LMFAO!
<BenZ|Work> "Oh baby, i disagree with you on that proposition, oh yeah, who's first amendmant's gunna get trampled, yeah, you like that when congress debates, dont you"
<DemosDemon> lmfao
<BenZ|Work> "who's a dirty bill of rights, you are.."

Quote #189 (+17) [ 2002-12-21, 08:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** LoneWolf_ changed topic to '<Cav> completed :) * Cav opens it <Cav> MAN PORN! <Cav> fuck you both, im watchign it'

Quote #553 (+11) [ 2003-05-15, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Darkness> I'm "fucking" with you.
<Narcolepsy> <Cav> bannanas dont help that :(
* Cav raises an eyebrow
* Darkness quickly hides the box of bananas.
<Darkness> what..?

Quote #1481 (+4) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)

Quote #2603 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 13:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> Hi! I'm Bram Cohen, the author of BitTorrent.
<MonoAWAY> I maintain BitTorrent for a living. This is my only job.
<MonoAWAY> Brian, you're gonna starve...
<MonoAWAY> *Bram
<Shawry> Hi! I am Brum, an obnoxious little british car. I have my own television series

Quote #1501 (+10) [ 2004-01-11, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<h> oh, computers make mistakes - they keep using humans for data input!

Quote #2543 (+3) [ 2005-01-27, 22:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<marvy\> my gf's friend got knocked up at 13, had the kid at 14, and the father was a 21y/o black guy, and he didnt get in troubloe AT ALL
<BenZ|Lapto> ...
<-- Yomamma has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<BenZ|Lapto> Nigga stole her virginity?
<BenZ|Lapto> *runs*
<fen> and her tv apparently..

Quote #3155 (+9) [ 2005-12-22, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch grabs popcorn and watches the ensuing argument ;)
deepspring: go play with ya man boobs biatch :p
* outy pokes biatch with bridgeport the kitten.
* biatch touches her man bewbs.
biatch: Oh baby oh baby
outy: this is hot
outy: keep going biatch
outy: im nearly done....
deepspring: lol
biatch: Work on your stamina, outy.

Quote #1207 (+2) [ 2003-10-23, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> lmao... cain your street is named after a font :P
<wild> what's his street?
<Rage> helvetica
<Draebor> rage - yeah
<wild> lol
<Rik> ahahah
<Draebor> its helvetia tho not helvetica :) i got that wrong at 1st too
<Rik> oh fuck we're a pack of geeks

Quote #1251 (+1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> my ass in uncrackable
<Rik> actually
<Rik> wait a minute
<Rik> there's plenty of crack there

Quote #2162 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* kaji is also half dutch
<^Lis> fantastic! a compliment it is then!
<^Lis> does that mean you have a big penis kaji?
<kaji> hhehehehehehe
<^Lis> you being half dutch that is?
<^Lis> lol
* kaji smiles
<^Lis> actually, shouldn't it mean you have a half big penis...you only being half dutch and all :P

Quote #35 (+11) [ 2002-10-27, 11:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizardx8> Damn those transparent eyelids...
<Cav> i should mod my eyes
<Cav> and put a one way valve on my arse
<Wizardx8> Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P
<Cav> god damnit :)

Quote #2962 (+2) [ 2005-09-01, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

--- VoX is now known as VeganZombie
<VeganZombie> GRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS........
--- VeganZombie is now known as VoX

Quote #2634 (+6) [ 2005-03-21, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> gonna send my gf a txt
<Falkor> 'HAHAHAH I HAVE A PORNO WITH KATE RICHIE IN IT HAHAHA SHE HAS BIG JUGS'

Quote #3863 (+4) [ 2006-12-20, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Gamma|4 was kicked by Agg (PLEASE TO BE MAKING WITH THE STOPPING OF THE TALKING NOW THANK YOU)

Quote #564 (+58) [ 2003-05-16, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoadKILL> hey Narcolepsy what did you do with LW's body?
<Narcolepsy> Unspeakable things...
<Narcolepsy> Things of which I will not speak.
<Wizard> he dead ?
<Narcolepsy> Things of which nothing must be spoken..
<RoadKILL> well where did you dump it? cause he is MIA it seems
<Wizard> Speak not of the things of which you speak
<RoadKILL> i have spake of these things allready!
<Narcolepsy> I don't think 'spake' is a word...
<Wizard> Its in the bible i think
<RoadKILL> yeah tis
<Wizard> The lord spake upon to moses
<Wizard> and said
<Wizard> "Stop fucking about with that ocean gonad"

Quote #1907 (+3) [ 2004-05-01, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm gonna hit the meat damn hard tonight
<FreeFrag> Hmmmm...quotable, or not?
<Rage> Don't you dare.
<FreeFrag> Obviously that's a yes!

Quote #119 (+6) [ 2002-11-23, 03:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PooJou> everyones leaving :(
<WhiteyFord> im not.. baby

Quote #1224 (+5) [ 2003-10-26, 23:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> I was reading a quote of a US senator recently on game violence.... "Games like 'CS' encourage gamers to kill innocent hostages to win. Also, it includes a 'god mode', which is when the crosshair of your sniper rifle is aimed at the head of an opponent, giving you god like control on their life"
<Nza> not exactly the quote, but close to it
<xphile> i can just imagine thier guide dogs playing and telling them all about it
<Nza> and he considered himself to be a "game expert"
<Nza> hahaha
<Nza> *ahem*

Quote #1199 (+10) [ 2003-10-22, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> DDsD[AaA] is an obvious terrorist
<wildNngngg> lol
<knowsfords> he has a freind name kaliban... thats almost taliban
<knowsfords> such an obvious link.
<wildNngngg> better call that fridge magnet phone number
<knowsfords> yep
<DDsD[AaA]> Im also a crack dealer in my spare time -> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/images.php?view=566a18870cc8330fead3b9a844f5e0c3
<wildNngngg> go the freaky bulge in the throat :)
<knowsfords> I mean we went to war with evidence less solid
<wildNngngg> LMAO

Quote #1067 (+5) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #4246 (+5) [ 2007-11-22, 19:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> i lost all my weight doing rpm, a cycling class 5-6 times a week
<Moodles> leaving soon to do body combat, martial arts class, just annoyed its at 815 on thursday
<Madhatter> ive lost pretty much all of mine due to a change in diet
<Madhatter> ive got an active job, so it helps.
<knowsfords> I chopped off a few limbs, all I need is my right arm :D

Quote #97 (+8) [ 2002-11-19, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114576 <-- WTB 15-17" monitor QLD
<NBk> Jester: I've got a LG 17" here, works fine, just doesn't turn on

Quote #2758 (+4) [ 2005-05-16, 15:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yooty> yes apsolutely firefox is NOT my choice of browser.
<@yooty> opera is on the other hand
<@saev> i love firefox.
<@yooty> tab support, popup blocking, sessions saving, accessible cache, author mode, great skins
<@saev> who gives a fuck about skins options on a browser.
<@saev> seriously.
<@yooty> i do.
<@yooty> i want my forward and back icons to look like tits dammit ;]

Quote #756 (+9) [ 2003-07-09, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jab> anything interesting of late VooDoo ?
<VooDoo> seems LCD screens are all the rage atm
<VooDoo> and USB products
<VooDoo> oh.. and penis and BALLS enlargements
<Agg> larger balls so you can sit on them more often? sounds great
* VooDoo wonders how Agg sits to be able to say "more often"
<Soc> you've never sat on em before?
<Soc> I have. it hurts.
* VooDoo gets sick thinking about it
<Jab> Soc ? You have sat on Agg's Balls ?
<Soc> Jab: of course. I've hit them with a rubber mallet too.
<Agg> only the once, we were both drunk, we've talked about it and it meant nothing

Quote #2472 (+4) [ 2005-01-07, 12:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cathar> what is a bride?
<Cathar> 'tis a woman who has just been married
<Cathar> this is why women smile when they're walking down the aisle
<Cathar> they know that they've given their last blowjob

Quote #3623 (+5) [ 2006-11-06, 22:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pooger> studying is hard
<pooger> as is paperwork
<Radar> So do neither
<Agg> as is life :)
<pooger> Radar: steady as she goes
<pooger> Agg: shush you internet magnate
* Mel yawns
<Agg> yes, i'm an internet magnet
* pooger flings metal things at agg
* The_Dan flings a metal internet at agg
* SgtMjrTank flings a jammy bun at agg
<SgtMjrTank> oh wait...

Quote #3146 (+10) [ 2005-12-17, 17:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kim> how much oil should go into a corolla you guys think
<FreeFrag> fillerup
<Kim> well i have put in about 4 litres into it =
<Kim> or 3
<Kim> i cant remember
<auenf> uhh, have you checked the dipstick?
<Kim> the what?
<Kim> dipstick?
<Kim> whats that?

Quote #1142 (+4) [ 2003-10-15, 07:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my plan becomes more viable...
<knowsfords> Rage: no matter how much you dream, an army of automatic ice cream scoops isn't going to give you world wide supremecy
<Rage> bugger
<Rage> guess i'll just have to continue scooping them manually

Quote #3316 (+4) [ 2006-04-07, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tedbundy> I'm never clicking a link in this channel again. =[
<tedbundy> I demand you pay for the dinner I just purged.

Quote #3512 (+1) [ 2006-08-18, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> thankfully ive never broken a bone whilst opening a can of whoopass
<VooDoo> you couldnt open the can

Quote #3312 (+6) [ 2006-04-04, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> Why doesn't Agg get kicked for excess caps?
<Agg> Grosby - why does God do bad things sometimes?

Quote #268 (+7) [ 2003-01-18, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> sif broadband, go SDSL or ADSL