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Quote #3588 (+9) [ 2006-10-09, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> the day i get ops in #overclockers will be the day i come out of the closet
Mode change "+o Willay" on channel #overclockers by Sniper165

Quote #1557 (+11) [ 2004-01-27, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nick> sorry
<Nick> but wtf is Buttsex

Quote #2688 (+1) [ 2005-04-16, 14:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ColdFusion> would any of you believe me if i said i did 160 past a cop in an unmarked, they pulled me over and i got nothing?
<Lurks> ColdFusion: did you have to swallow?
<ColdFusion> i know it sounds REALLY bs
<ColdFusion> no
<Lurks> so you spat?
<ColdFusion> no
<yaleman> gargled :P
<Lurks> lol
<ColdFusion> ..

Quote #1495 (+1) [ 2004-01-09, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): i reckon a coloured moon would be good
(Tensop): send some preschoolers up there with crayons

Quote #1408 (+13) [ 2003-12-03, 14:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> oh! 4 seconds with one hand! woot!

Quote #919 (0) [ 2003-08-16, 23:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> oOo
<leesa> I love getting PMS

Quote #2515 (+4) [ 2005-01-18, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> well, just be asured that generations are getting more and more stupid as time increases
<Jessica> Heh.
<Jessica> They are, it's wonderful.
<Jessica> >_<
<DrillSGT> You are part of the problem, Jessica, not the solution

Quote #3305 (-1) [ 2006-03-31, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matex> test
<Matex> I think my networks dropped out
<fen> what?
<Matex> YOU ALL SUCK COCKS HAHAHA
<Matex> oh fuck
<Matex> :<
<fen> i can't hear you
<Matex> it didnt
--- Sniper4900 sets ban on *!*@203.220.x.x
<-- Sniper4900 has kicked Matex from #overclockers (Matex)

Quote #2624 (-3) [ 2005-03-13, 23:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Holy shit
<Falkor> i just woke up with my head on the keyboard
<Falkor> wtfwtf
<Rage> rofl
<knowsfords> Falkor: heh
<Falkor> i only spoke like 10 mins ago too

Quote #1148 (+1) [ 2003-10-16, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tens0p> first time i drove a car was down a quiet road near my suburb
<Tens0p> i was doing 20kmh and a fucking wallaby smacked the car and went over the bonnet
<Tens0p> that put me off for a few months

Quote #1695 (-3) [ 2004-02-26, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* LoneWolf_ Quit (Quit: Boycott Shampoo! Demand real poo instead!)
* Lone[zZ] has joined #ocau
* Z sets mode: +o Lone[zZ]
<Lone[zZ]> what a tard .... I was fucking around with transparency in mirc, and made mirc soooo transparent, I couldn't even see it!
<Manaz> LOL
<sabretooth> bwahahahah
<sabretooth> To ugbox we go!

Quote #2796 (-3) [ 2005-05-29, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<crag-bbs> i drove past corbys beauty salon
<crag-bbs> the sign on the front said
<crag-bbs> back in 20

Quote #4075 (0) [ 2007-04-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> http://www.overclockers.com.au/images/rusvod1.jpg <-- this is quite nice :)
<@Sciby> oh, you finally cracked it. What's it like?
<@Agg> ..quite nice
<@Agg> strong flavour tho
<@Sciby> Nooo... like smooth, does it have any interesting flavours, etc.
<@Sciby> I assume it would be smooth.
<@Sciby> As smooth as vodka gets.
<@Sciby> Apparently Gin and Vodka are the same thing - made the same way, from the same thing, except gin has the juniper berries and stuff in it. I dunno how true that is... I should look it up.
<@Agg> yup, that's wot i've always been told
<@Agg> gin = vodka + juniper
<@Agg> they're pretty much ethanol + water anyway :)
<@Agg> sipping a shot to jog my memory btw
<@Agg> smooth texture, strong banana flavour
<@Agg> no wait, wrong hand, that's a banana

Quote #1586 (+3) [ 2004-02-03, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve is now known as Erve|run
<Rik_> you've got the runs?
<Rik_> :s
<Erve|run> yup, need to exercise my fatty arse
<Rik_> wipe 2 3 4
<Rik_> wipe 2 3 4
<Rik_> and flush
<Rik_> and flush
<Rik_> and flush
<Rik_> and flush
<Rik_> now pickup your pants and get moving!
<Erve|run> and push that plunger

Quote #4245 (+7) [ 2007-11-18, 22:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> I had king Prawns and coopers for dinner... nice, simple and delicious
<Agg> i finished off a cab merlot earlier, smack :)
<brodsta> We had some seafood salad thing with lobster and scallops
<smack> well done
<TankTop> i had sausages :<

Quote #2641 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> yeah, that'll impress my wife.. "honey, wake up, i tore a chunk out of my arse with a bottle of guinness, can you drive to the hospital while i lie face-down on the roof-rack.. ta"

Quote #625 (+9) [ 2003-06-04, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** musang_terbang has joined #sigma-galant
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<Narcolepsy> Download a FREE message from all of us ->> shut the fuck up...
*** musang_terbang has left #sigma-galant

Quote #415 (+6) [ 2003-03-22, 20:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dedge> has anyone heard of moby towing?
<Frosty> is that where you get a whale and tow it behind your boat?
<Dedge> haha
<Dedge> that's what the company is called
<Frosty> so theres a company that specialises in moving fat pieces of blubber?
* Frosty looks at his sister

Quote #2232 (-5) [ 2004-08-09, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ethanol> Kill-everybody session?
<ethanol> Sounds fun...
<Netsork> Yeah. We lost ops.
<Netsork> It sucks.
<ethanol> Oh well
<ethanol> Just spam everyone with CTCP VERSIONs
<ethanol> everyone with a SystemInfo script will disconnect for flooding

Quote #2651 (+5) [ 2005-03-26, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Junkz changes topic to 'PROCRASTINATE NOW!'
<VooDoo> meh... cbf

Quote #1807 (+16) [ 2004-04-06, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Quote #1020 (+2) [ 2003-09-09, 22:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Na_Hortz is currently playing: (Orgy - Where's Gerrold) Length: (4:11) BitRate: (160Kbps) Sample Rate: (48Khz)
<Na_Hortz> I just looked for orgy vid clips on kazaa...bad idea :/

Quote #1271 (+23) [ 2003-11-03, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Anarki is now known as Ana|work
<PhuckNut> Analwork?
* Ana|work is now known as Atworkstfu

Quote #2397 (+4) [ 2004-11-22, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> haha
<mazzanet> i love this camera manual
<mazzanet> "Problem: The power is off. Corrective action: Press the power button."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The batteries are loaded incorrectly loaded. Corrective action: Reload the batteries correctly."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The LCD is exposed to direct sunlight. Corrective action: Block the sunlight with your hand."
<mazzanet> "Problem: There are no pictures on the card. Corrective action: Record pictures."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The memory gauge is full. Corrective action: Wait until the memory gauge decreases."
<mazzanet> captain obvious strikes again!
<enigma> "Problem: Mazzanet is repeating himself into different channels. Corrective action: /ignore."

Quote #2415 (+1) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #4153 (+1) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #2408 (+4) [ 2004-12-04, 08:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> Yeah who's the nerd now!
<biatch> This is like pot calling the kettle black, huh?
<sabretooth> Miss MMORPG!
<biatch> Shut up, bitch.

Quote #1396 (-2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> hey willz... you get hair stuck in your teeth often?
<willz> why would that happen?
<willz> i dont have long hair anymore
<Rage> ...
<Rage> you dumbarse

Quote #2880 (-4) [ 2005-07-15, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> "is it still pedophilia if the child is dead?" <----- best t-shirt message ever
<jenna> heh
<oBs> lol
<jenna> nah big fat guy in t-shirt that says 'im the girl you cybersexed last night'

Quote #966 (+9) [ 2003-08-29, 10:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(wild): ah, nothing drowns out the taste of home brand pie better than tomato sauce.
(echelon): tomato sauce will drown out anything. Try it on siblings. Works wonders.

Quote #1458 (+2) [ 2003-12-27, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> well figure out which courses i'm meant to enrol in next semester biatch..
<biatch> sure!
<predder> just a course code will do fine
<biatch> How to NOT cheat on your girlfriend 1.1
<biatch> Being a nice guy.... for UTTER MORONS
<biatch> eheheheheheheheheheh
<biatch> sorry :)
* biatch sits back down.
<@Agg> you need How To Get A Girlfriend 1.0 first
<biatch> perhaps you can lend him your copy, Agg
* predder just enrols in "how to kill yourself with a shotgun 1.1"
<@Agg> sure.. mine's barely used

Quote #1147 (+1) [ 2003-10-16, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I'm eating icecream off a plate with a fork because the dishwasher didn't go through last nigh
<D_Web> t

Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #1193 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Instead of being jealous, I'm just gonna do the weed thing and find every possible flaw in Saga's new system.
<Stix> good call
<Saga> find away, i'm actually interested in what people think my next upgrade should be...
<Nozz> You spent too much money!! TwinX RAM is shit! Radeon9800, pfft. Gimme a S-Media GF2 any day.

Quote #1096 (+7) [ 2003-10-09, 08:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|SG1> bugger me....
<Moose> I wish

Quote #4224 (-5) [ 2007-10-10, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> brodsta today tonight said it was different type of cows
<outy> they even showed a graph and a map!
<outy> a fucking map dude
<outy> A MAP!
<brodsta> Holy shit
<brodsta> I can't compete with that
<outy> how can you not trust someone who has a map

Quote #192 (-4) [ 2002-12-22, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narc|LAG pops a couple of 'mytestezitch' tablets...
<Draffa> lol
<Draffa> pass them over here

Quote #1884 (+1) [ 2004-04-28, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> this drink is the same colour as the NVIDIA promo bag and the slots on my DFI mobo.. that can't be good
<Jayci> what are u drinknig Agg?
<Jayci> drinking*
<predder> nuclear waste evidently
<nwatts> hah
<bartobook> does anyone else here go to the ANU?
<nwatts> he's drinking UV die again
<@Agg> berri cordial.. supposedly 40% fruit juice.. but it's orange flavour, and simpsons-nuclear-material green in colour
<Jayci> eewwww

Quote #1263 (-8) [ 2003-11-02, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> FreeFrag, my penis is green! please help me!
* FreeFrag sucks the greenness off

Quote #1207 (+3) [ 2003-10-23, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> lmao... cain your street is named after a font :P
<wild> what's his street?
<Rage> helvetica
<Draebor> rage - yeah
<wild> lol
<Rik> ahahah
<Draebor> its helvetia tho not helvetica :) i got that wrong at 1st too
<Rik> oh fuck we're a pack of geeks

Quote #305 (+2) [ 2003-02-04, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> Fat chix area always moody, at least with hump back whales you know your in for a good time

Quote #1572 (+2) [ 2004-01-31, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Z3LL) mm i bet theres some tranny dude in this channel reading all our sit
(Z3LL) *shit
(Vassili) errr wtf?

Quote #657 (+15) [ 2003-06-11, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> weird name Lady^Lettuce howd u come up with it ?
<Lady^Lettuce> well i used to work at kfc when i was younger and coz we got so bored all the time, we used to be silly and name each other after the food there..i was lady lettuce, some of my friends were betty bacon, ziggy zinger etc (crappy i know, but we were bored!!)
<RoSWeLL> lol u must live a interesting life now .. do u still know betty bacon ?
<Lady^Lettuce> haha yeh
<Lady^Lettuce> i work at maccas now (only part time) but havn't come up with any names!
<Lady^Lettuce> :P
<Lady^Lettuce> betty bacon turned out to be a lesbian
<Phix> betty didn't like the meat
<Xochi> she went the fillet o fish eh?
<RoSWeLL> LOL

Quote #19 (+9) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> thetron: i think you are being DDoS'd by common sense, take in the knowledge

Quote #400 (+5) [ 2003-03-14, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ-Studd is glad that he has carrots on his ignore list
<Carrots> good on you dj studd,, you cant see me slagging off your mum
* Fragwizard wonders for a moment.
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@(hidden)
* Carrots was kicked by Agg (if you're an idiot and you know it, have a ban)

Quote #1847 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ_[LAN] counts...
<DJ_[LAN]> 1
<DJ_[LAN]> 2
<DJ_[LAN]> wicked all my eyebrows
<@NozzLAN> fantastical

Quote #2340 (-1) [ 2004-10-17, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> eww i opened the fridge and some yoghurt fell out and spilled all over my bare foot
<Rage> grosest feeling ever
<Falkor> now you know how women feel Rage!

Quote #1377 (+12) [ 2003-11-25, 15:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> defiant_wench: I smoked pot for a month one night

Quote #4303 (+4) [ 2008-04-27, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cavalier> lawl...a HJ commercial just came on TV
<brodsta> The burgers are better....
* bungs has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
<recon> food prepared by 14 year olds ftw
<brodsta> You haven't had grease till you've had adolescent acne
<recon> D:

Quote #1780 (-2) [ 2004-03-27, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.100
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101]
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.102
<FreeFrag> kwiksand?!
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.103
<kwiksand> yea mate
<kwiksand> oh right! that went into the channel...
<kwiksand> stupid me