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Quote #1148 (+2) [ 2003-10-16, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tens0p> first time i drove a car was down a quiet road near my suburb
<Tens0p> i was doing 20kmh and a fucking wallaby smacked the car and went over the bonnet
<Tens0p> that put me off for a few months

Quote #2482 (+8) [ 2005-01-09, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Krypt0n> nah i got a fridge and shit :D
<Krypt0n> i keep my piss and shit in there
<Krypt0n> well
<Krypt0n> not urine and faeces
<Krypt0n> but my stuff

Quote #1129 (+4) [ 2003-10-14, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> great sab! now the entire of ocau can see my sexy cellulite folds!
<biatch> jesus!
<echelon> biatch is folding for ocau!
<Tapek> lol
<echelon> :P
<sabz> haha
<yale_work> rofl
<Iroquois> hehe :D
<biatch> dead sexeh.

Quote #89 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 11:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore ?
* sabz kicks Agg in the groin.
* Frag|HTML slaps Agg around a bit with a large trout
<Agg> ow, my ovaries!

Quote #2157 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> bah fuck, i just speant 30mins messing with my sound drivers and i just realised my speekers wernt on
<thetron> owned

Quote #1905 (-2) [ 2004-05-01, 11:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> Heh, whoever tried to root me sucked.
<WMinstrel> And god damnit, that came out wrong.

Quote #3474 (+3) [ 2006-07-29, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Actually -- she rebooted the box. That's why :)
<Andypoo> Maybe other people are taking advantage of her box also :P
<insomniac> exactly how many people take advantage of your sister's box?
<Andypoo> Indeed.

Quote #3375 (-2) [ 2006-05-20, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Darkhart> btw chris, whats your opinion on the xmen movies? being an x-men guru and all
<@Rara_Avis> im not a guru, gurus are people who jack off over anna paquin
<@Rara_Avis> wait...
<@Rara_Avis> ok i am a guru

Quote #2812 (+9) [ 2005-06-03, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> haha, people who dont realise what they are saying on msn
<outonanisl> Jess says:
<outonanisl> if you're bored, pack my shit
<outonanisl> im bored says:
<outonanisl> bend over then
<Agg> fascinating, do go on

Quote #426 (+1) [ 2003-03-27, 16:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Quote #1216 (+10) [ 2003-10-24, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kas-> so gambino? you're into doing dj sets #on_the_dex in #sydney and #melbourne while having #sex with #teens in #macedonia ?
<RoSWeLL> hahahahahaa
<RoSWeLL> damn that is some good multitasking

Quote #2566 (+7) [ 2005-02-05, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bkuebler> My kid is sick....
<bkuebler> So he went to bed late last night...
<bkuebler> was crying at 04:00 this morning.
<bkuebler> then at 05:00
<bkuebler> then just stayed up...
<bkuebler> then puked all over the place during breakfast.
<bkuebler> Wheeee!!!!!!
<linc> technicolor yawn
<dstate> ouch
<dstate> i would all contract that out to the woman
<bkuebler> when he barfed, he said "look daddy, my favorite cerial"

Quote #144 (+2) [ 2002-12-08, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo`> when do ppl here start hols?
<risesies> EvilElmo`: started about 2 weeks ago :P
<mongie> i started 3 weeks ago
<EvilElmo`> fucking uni bums
<EvilElmo`> you bum..
<dspringau> no I'm an ass

Quote #2578 (+12) [ 2005-02-11, 11:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> Fod's illustrated guide to social awkwardness:
<Fod|Work> so we went to see a mate's band play last night
<Fod|Work> after the set, we were standing around having a few beers when i saw this little kid out of the corner of my eye
<Fod|Work> so i turned round and yelled "HEY! YOU AREN'T EIGHTEEN!!"
<Fod|Work> (as you do)
<Fod|Work> it was a midget.

Quote #1536 (+5) [ 2004-01-19, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vassili> hey Cav, are you the guy that everyone thinks/knows is gay?

Quote #554 (+6) [ 2003-05-15, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

(MadHatter): how about we have a sing song?
(MadHatter): ill start
(MadHatter): mama shes has taught me well
(MadHatter): told me when i was young
(Darkness): to STFU or i'll beat the shit outa you?
(Cav): lol

Quote #66 (+2) [ 2002-11-08, 07:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-177435220021108-071129.html <---teen pukes after seeing porn!
<Silentsni> omg, I would have kept the tape

Quote #571 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> w0t! daredevil-DivX.avi turns out to be pr0n!!!
<deepspring> hehehe
<z3n|A> if i keep getting fake files like this im gona loose my dick and turn into a hairy monster soon
<Bam> lol z3n|A
<Bam> good porno?

Quote #1822 (0) [ 2004-04-12, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> My sisters were talking about past life with my mum and I blurted out to darcy
<CapnChron> "You know you could be a hooker in other life on some corner somewhere, I could be your client"

Quote #2555 (+7) [ 2005-02-01, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<llamaboy> msn sux, theres no emoticon for :\

Quote #6 (+6) [ 2002-10-21, 06:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> Dwarfs can have huge wangs... I've got DivX's to prove it :)
<milenko> \Roscoe: you sicko
<Narcolepsy> DCC!!!
<PooJou> \Roscoe: 'Blimey, you're a tripod'
<Draebor> \Roscoe - no divxs of your family
<\Roscoe> msg milenko Yeah no probs... send me your address I'll burn em for you.

Quote #2466 (+6) [ 2005-01-04, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <acebed> have a gf but she is the no sex before marriage type <-- they still make those?
<Alyra> so they rock even better!
<biatch> They're $999 without mounts here!

Quote #1655 (+6) [ 2004-02-18, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale|code> fucking samba, why must you hate me today
<PhishNChi> I guess it just wants to fit in with everyone else

Quote #177 (+7) [ 2002-12-19, 12:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> I
<LoneWolf_> bah
<VooDoo> you bah?
<VooDoo> do you bah often?
<LoneWolf_> :)

Quote #1982 (+11) [ 2004-05-19, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> VTEC???
<Sciby> Don't swear, hibba.
* Sciby changes topic to '-= http://www.overclockers.com.au/ =- Dodgy and hibba are gay lovers.'
<dodge> jealous Sciby?
<Sciby> Hardly.
<dodge> so, now that we're gay lovers Hibba, when are you coming over?
<Hibba> When Sciby gets off my dick
* Hibba was kicked by Sciby (Even if I was gay, you'd still be at the bottom of my list, ugly.)
<Daemon> Sciby's busy with miriam :P
<Sciby> Leave Miriam out of this, she's a delicate flower.

Quote #1692 (+8) [ 2004-02-25, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
<Carl> GJ, you get a gold star! :D
<Owen> w00t I win!
<Carl> Nah, it's pretty easy to get one
<Carl> Rachael did for pusing random keys before

Quote #1742 (+7) [ 2004-03-14, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> i'm grring at this homework i've gotta do
<nwatts> makin' meh angry
<nwatts> do you feel you want to do it?
<@gords> no thanks
<@gords> i have my own uni work i'm not doing =)
<nwatts> hehe
<nwatts> well
<nwatts> it's good one of us is doing what's best
<nwatts> ... that one is you

Quote #3115 (+8) [ 2005-11-30, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Dear overclockers,
<Jessica> Being capped blows.
<Jessica> Love Jessica.
<Manol> Dear Jessica,
<Manol> Welcome to Australian Broadband
<Manol> Love Manol
<Manol> xxx

Quote #4244 (+3) [ 2007-11-16, 14:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FagDad> me: "I'm bored"
<FagDad> her: "Oh ok i'll drive over now"
<FagDad> me: "NO! I'm sleeping!"
<FagDad> Sister. says:
<FagDad> Youuu neevvverrrr haannggg ouutttt wwiiittthhh mmmeeeeee
<FagDad> WHAT NEXT!?
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> She wants to hang out with you?
<FagDad> Yeah
<FagDad> I cbf
<brodsta> weird
<FagDad> She used to be my casual sex partner O.o but then she went spazzo and now she scares me.
<brodsta> lol?
<FagDad> And if she wants sex... i aint giving... she's just a freaky freak
<brodsta> Keeping it in the bloodline?
<FagDad> Better than with her
* TheWedgie has quit (Quit: PC LOAD LETTER)
<brodsta> .....ok now I'm confused, who are we talking about?
<FagDad> I mean she's a fantastic root. but i'm tired and she scares me. She's only good for; sex and coke.
<FagDad> BRODSTA: I DONT KNOW OKAY? STOP QUESTIONING ME PLEASE
<brodsta> So, this is just some chick who's MSN nick is set to Sister. for some reason?
<FagDad> Oh no lol.
<FagDad> She's not MY SISTEr
<FagDad> it's just her MSN name
<FagDad> Jesus that must of looked bad

Quote #1406 (+10) [ 2003-12-01, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<garbs> was in the shower
<garbs> spent a minute trying to wash the dirt off my arm
<garbs> only to realise its a tan

Quote #3355 (0) [ 2006-05-06, 10:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> what's the usual dead component that causes the pc to not power up at all - gotta be mobo hasn't it?
<Narcolepsy> Checked for shorts?
<MonoAWAY> anything past the mobo would allow boot but not post?
<MonoAWAY> yes i'm wearing shorts now

Quote #1973 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder|A> mmm segmented downloading @ 50kb/s
<predder|A> ahh god fucking dammit Banzai... all that effort and i've already seen it
<Banzai> AHAHAHAHAH
<ethanol> AHAHAHAHAH
<Hunter> caps is not for general purpose use
<Hunter> its like writing in red pen
<Z> OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN TO HUNTER. THANKYOU.
<Hunter> >:
<predder|A> heh what a champion
<ethanol> hi Z
<Crystal> OMG
<d00dz> Z u wh0re
<Crystal> Z SPOKE!!! I'M AMAZED

Quote #3312 (+5) [ 2006-04-04, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> Why doesn't Agg get kicked for excess caps?
<Agg> Grosby - why does God do bad things sometimes?

Quote #4054 (+7) [ 2007-03-12, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
<MonoJoker> fish are stupid, it was probably a weir

Quote #4245 (+5) [ 2007-11-18, 22:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> I had king Prawns and coopers for dinner... nice, simple and delicious
<Agg> i finished off a cab merlot earlier, smack :)
<brodsta> We had some seafood salad thing with lobster and scallops
<smack> well done
<TankTop> i had sausages :<

Quote #4082 (+8) [ 2007-04-19, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> anybody tried feisty fawn yet?
<Bern> is that a brand of vennison

Quote #4150 (+2) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #1868 (+3) [ 2004-04-23, 10:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> fucken hell who keeps giving my email out to 12 and 13 year old girls
<ace234> 6 people have added me in the last 10mins and they are all 12 and 13:S
<Erve> well, treat them like new wine, put them in the cellar for a few years..
<Srebmol> yeah, but if you keep them longer than that they turn to vinegar :P

Quote #209 (+30) [ 2002-12-24, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** YaleSmoke is now known as Yaleman
<CoRDWoRK> so if yalesmoke is when you having a smoke is yaleman when your having a man?

Quote #3254 (+6) [ 2006-02-13, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00d-out> shit.
<n00d-out> fuck i hate my brain sometimes.
<n00d-out> i went out there HOURS ago to get that stupid form from the printer.
<n00d-out> i walked right out there
<n00d-out> then everything is a blur
<n00d-out> and suddenly i have crumpets.

Quote #3463 (-2) [ 2006-07-22, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Rage> hmm
< Rage> anyone know how to teach me to get a funky porn groove happening on the guitar?
< lagmaster> play with your willy?

Quote #1103 (+3) [ 2003-10-11, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary rap
<Frag|A> * neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary crap <--Having a normal day again neo?

Quote #4314 (+11) [ 2008-05-07, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< glasTop> What's the usless bit of skin attached to the penis? The man :P (j/k)
< Teddybear> it's not useless
< glasTop> No, its not
< Teddybear> it cooks and cracks lame jokes
< glasTop> Fuck you, Teddybear

Quote #2163 (+5) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #286 (+6) [ 2003-01-28, 11:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> FreeFrag i have a small penis, i dont care. I have porn.

Quote #1479 (+4) [ 2004-01-06, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> dear god..... Microsoft Windows XP used upnp to plot with my other home appliances and white goods and they are comming to kill me
<i386> Ive baracaded myself in my room, with serveral cans of tuna
<i386> THE TOAST, IT BURNS!

Quote #1362 (+8) [ 2003-11-20, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i can't find this t-shirt i like :/
<@Fatal|T0nY> :|
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> it might be in the hamper :/
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yay
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> doesn't smell too bad
<@Fatal|T0nY> if it does just spray it with deo
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yeah, but its wrinkly too
<@Fatal|T0nY> thats my domestic tip
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> so i'll just hang it up somewhere
<@Fatal|T0nY> oh if its wrinkly
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i got about two hours till i'm going
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> a bit more, actually
<@Fatal|T0nY> lay it on the floor and roll over it
<@Fatal|T0nY> rofl
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> lmao
<@Fatal|T0nY> and try to laugh when you do it
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> why
<@Fatal|T0nY> cause then you will be rofl

Quote #2656 (0) [ 2005-03-30, 11:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Morning guys / girls.
<yaleman> and what about the rest of us, hey?
<yaleman> *grumbles about lack of equal opportunity*
<Firemoth> You were the /
<Firemoth> :P

Quote #2180 (+7) [ 2004-07-22, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> I'm a rude fuck :p
<dodgy> i'm sure nobody planned on going that far with you Quadbox

Quote #4217 (+9) [ 2007-10-05, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<angelessme> mmm i could use some oportos
<Broady> WHY DO PEOPLE SAY oporto*s*
<Broady> it's just oporto
<BFM> You say tomato, I say, gfys