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Quote #1626 (+7) [ 2004-02-11, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> apple pie is too delicious to be fucked.

Quote #991 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<druu> any cs freaks here..? when's cz coming out..?
<Agg> counter ztrike?
<druu> hehe..
<druu> cs:cz..
<Agg> Counter Strike: Camping Zone?

Quote #2828 (-1) [ 2005-06-17, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BloodThirs): http://www.fileplanet.com/betacenter/fear/signup/
(tensopaway): sif i'd give any personal details to fileplanet :)
(mazza): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with a 10 foot pole
(SomeGuy123): yeah thats like signing up to an automated spamtastic spamming machine
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with mazza's entire limb
(SomeGuy123): i would touch it with mazza's limb holding the 15 foot pole
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch it with mazzas limbs stretched out on a medievil torture rack, with a 50 foot pole attached to those limbs.
(mazza): my poor limb

Quote #2597 (+5) [ 2005-02-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): Ok i just hit the pinnacle of geekdom, i took my laptop to the toilet because i was 'in the zone' whilst coding PHP.
(colabus): this is why I question buying 2nd hand
(colabus): never know where the item has been :/

Quote #222 (+5) [ 2003-01-01, 08:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TBC> anyone up for hitting the harrys practise chat room with me?!
<spas> i would rather pick through my vomit to try and find out what i got up too last night

Quote #267 (+4) [ 2003-01-17, 11:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

Quote #156 (+13) [ 2002-12-11, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> /msg Z@channels.oz.org login Rudeboi 297411
<Rudeboi> bah - fuck
<l00b3r> lol
<WhiteyFord> lmao
<Narcolepsy> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<WhiteyFord> hahahahahaha
<Erve> OMFG ROFL
* l00b3r takes over Rudeboi

Quote #2268 (0) [ 2004-09-01, 14:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> bwahahahahah ahhahahahah
<Rage> a girl at school
<Rage> thought we had to vote in the US elections
<Rage> she thought the whole world did
<Rage> ...our country is fucked

Quote #4188 (+1) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #1793 (+8) [ 2004-03-31, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<carpet> Don't you love it when tomato sauce turns to chutney of its own accord...

Quote #100 (+7) [ 2002-11-20, 05:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> unless i had a degree in sikogy
<rainwulf> er.... silokgy
<Darkness> Tell me you're not trying to spell psychology!
<rainwulf> darkness: yes
<Moose> lol

Quote #188 (+5) [ 2002-12-21, 05:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Yaleman, http://little-bottle-on-my-desk.com
<Yaleman> you're about as useful as a toothbrush made of ants

Quote #16 (-2) [ 2002-10-24, 07:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nemesis licks Skitzo's balls
<Cav> what the fuck is it with you and licking peoples balls?
<Nemesis> eep
<Nemesis> wrong chan
<Goofy[HSK]> lol
<NBk> heh

Quote #2732 (+8) [ 2005-05-02, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> ladies roadbike on ebay, ends in 7 hours
<Grosby> only $5 atm
<Grosby> 'needs maintenance'
<Dopefish> 'needs wheels'

Quote #1164 (+1) [ 2003-10-19, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i saw 14 year old boobies last night... and i was leik... THATS SO WRONG... yet i still had to look, :)

Quote #3234 (+5) [ 2006-02-02, 06:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

knowsfords: so did I tell you all about the stargate mmorpg?
* knowsfords checks the minutes
SilentRem: its just going to either suck (matrix online) or be constantly delayed (LOTR mmorpg)
thetron: Oh yeah..... Stargate mmorpg expected to suck, a big 10/4
knowsfords: thetron: not excited the slightest about it :S
knowsfords: or are you doing that thing where by your expectations are low so it'll be awesome for when you play it?
thetron: Asoon as they say "the guy whom help create matrix online.." That did it for me
knowsfords: so you're not even going to give it a chance?
thetron: No.

Quote #495 (+1) [ 2003-04-23, 17:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> Well at least he didn't try and sue for 70 trillion dollars or something.
<Sven> he isn't american :D
<Vindictive> Same shit happens here.
<Vindictive> Just that aboriginals want 70 million acres of land.

Quote #1312 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zom> OCAU...
<Zom> is that an australian godzilla or something?

Quote #706 (+2) [ 2003-06-28, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> you have no boobies agg
<Agg> i'd debate that

Quote #1364 (+51) [ 2003-11-21, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draebor> next you'll be telling me they have phones in dubbo
<wild> of course not, I use messanger pigeons for the internet.
<Draebor> ahh
<Rik_> tell the fuckers to stop dropping packets on my cars paint

Quote #1726 (+6) [ 2004-03-06, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) your computer is your new spouse and/or partner
(PsychoMatt) damn right
(PsychoMatt) it folds but it doesnt iron :(
(Largo) LOL

Quote #946 (+2) [ 2003-08-23, 08:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

(mazzanet): mornin
(Darkness): gah, fuck.
(Darkness): Why did i drink so much and stay out so late..
(Darkness): urrggg
(INerTIal): lol
(INerTIal): always the problem
(INerTIal): the answer is always cause i drunk too much
(Darkness): Yes, but in 30 mins i have to be at the fire station being all co-ordinated and stuff... I feel like there was a party in my mouth, and everyone was projectile vomitting!
(INerTIal): lmao

Quote #152 (+15) [ 2002-12-10, 09:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<XiTatiON> stupid fuckwit
*** Bravo has joined #overclockers

Quote #171 (+5) [ 2002-12-16, 08:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> Cav worships the ass demon
* Cav is just like that :)
<Womb0> Cav: ur strange
<Cav> yeah
<Cav> im a complete fucking wierdo :)

Quote #371 (+5) [ 2003-03-03, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I feel like i'm wasting my time and money being at uni 3/4 of the time
<Nozz> I don't really know what other options there are for me though
<brembo`> join the airforce :)
<brembo`> some good sounding jobs at the A/F
<Nozz> yeah
<Nozz> but it's the whole being in the military thing that puts me off
<Rik_> the whole anal penetration thing?
<Nozz> Rik_, and that..

Quote #1566 (+3) [ 2004-01-29, 03:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wh0re> shoudl I have a bat or go to sleep
<Ubeek> get best of both worlds Lee
<Ubeek> +the
<wh0re> well my left arm isn't feeling up to it and beating off with your other arm doesn't feel as good
<wh0re> so I might just pack it in
<Ubeek> haha
<Ubeek> another bloody lefty
<wh0re> cursed at birth
<wh0re> on average we live nine years shorter than right-handers
<Ubeek> we do?
<Ubeek> dammit
<wh0re> so yeah not much going for us
<wh0re> at least we have big dicks
<Ubeek> theres always that
* Ubeek grabs his crotch
<wh0re> always an upside
<wh0re> yeah
* wh0re uses two hands to handle his moneybag
<wh0re> they don't call me the Monopoly man for nothing
<Ubeek> I could do olympic pole vaulting with this baby
<wh0re> hahaha
<Ubeek> lol
<Ubeek> 'Go to my nads. Go directly to my nads.'
<wh0re> hahahaha
<Ubeek> and theres a Get out of bukkakke free card

Quote #3002 (+4) [ 2005-09-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Jeats> VB is like doing a fat chick, it satisfies a need, but you never feel good for doing it

Quote #4189 (+5) [ 2007-07-21, 07:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth sets mode: -r
* Agg sets mode: -arrrr
<Frosty> what about yarr?
<Tensop> nar

Quote #1784 (-2) [ 2004-03-28, 17:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<La-La> someone trashed my house once and stole 6 bottles of soda water
<La-La> TRASHED the joint
<La-La> oh and left like bags of pot
<La-La> so we scored

Quote #4187 (-2) [ 2007-07-18, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Meowrr|out> hmm curls or straight
<V8R> shaved
<V8R> curls get caught in your teeth
<Meowrr|out> not there silly
<V8R> ;)

Quote #79 (+7) [ 2002-11-17, 09:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> z3[n]: you're probably the same person who can't justify spending money on paint for the -outside- of your house...
<live-evil> WhiteyFord the answer to that is leave the case outside and some spray cans near a group of homeboys
<live-evil> it does itself
<WhiteyFord> hahaha... and if you want to get rid of something, just chain it up!

Quote #2947 (+9) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #1050 (+12) [ 2003-10-02, 09:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Koontz> fsck whats the whirlpool site, im looking at dishwashers atm
<TheWedgie> whirlpool.net.au
<Koontz> ahhhhhhh..........took me 5 mins to figure out was dishwasher site LOL
<TheWedgie> LOL
<Koontz> LMFAO, i even added it as a favorite before i realised
<TheWedgie> n00b

Quote #3064 (+7) [ 2005-11-02, 17:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> so I got a chicken breast and smeared honey on it then wrapped it in bacon and put it in the oven... holy crap it turned out awesome
<brembo`> last time i tried to wrap a breast in bacon i got slapped :\

Quote #1101 (-3) [ 2003-10-10, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> oh... ah, what the hell, I need sex, bring her on.. just shave her beard first
<RoSWeLL> your a brave man

Quote #796 (+6) [ 2003-07-16, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|Shwr> Yes, I am a man. And a fine specimin at that. Just look at me. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1621717
<Agg> no, you are a condom full of walnuts
<Firemoth> Mmm, walnut filled condoms.

Quote #637 (+9) [ 2003-06-08, 03:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hell|zzz> documents, music, movies, mum dont touch, and pictures
<hell|zzz> ok
<MadHatter> you have a folder that says mum dont touch?
<hell|zzz> not yet
<hell|zzz> will do soon tho
<MadHatter> lol
<MadHatter> you think she is going to "not touch" it because you labeled it so?
<Tri> lol, like that's going to work :)
<MadHatter> thats like sayin, hey mum, ive got porn here!
<hell|zzz> btw i said it to be funny
<hell|zzz> my stash is on cd
<ineffable> labelled, mum don't touch?

Quote #723 (+1) [ 2003-07-04, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i did gender studies this semester because it was full of girls.. then i realised they were all feminists

Quote #145 (+1) [ 2002-12-09, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

* HyDrA[sad] is now known as HyDrA[zzz]
<Anarki> HyDrA[zzz]: nice to see you've cheered up :)
<HyDrA[zzz]> yeh, i'm real fucking happy.
<Anarki> cool :)
<Anarki> sweet dreams.
* Anarki backs away slowly
<HyDrA[zzz]> (sarcasm meter was way off the scales then)
<Anarki> (do i have dumbass printed on my shirt?)
<Anarki> :)
* Indef nods.
<HyDrA[zzz]> yes
<HyDrA[zzz]> moron.

Quote #4293 (-5) [ 2008-04-03, 08:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> aah yes
<enigma> that's the guy i thought fuzz was
<BFM> Who's the babe on the left?
<glasnt> BFM: ... there are 3 men in that picture
<BFM> WHAT

Quote #950 (+4) [ 2003-08-25, 10:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> I got my hands on a bass, we should have a jam
<echelon> (Bass as in the guitar, not the fish. That would make gross jam)

Quote #939 (-19) [ 2003-08-21, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<andY1> dunno if i just did a bad thing....
<andY1> boss just rang me, and i told him to go fuck himself

Quote #2377 (-1) [ 2004-11-09, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sticks just spent 10 mins playing with Knoppix-STD
<Sticks> it runs real nice on my desktop :)
<Postal> is that a new "dick and pussy disease"
<Postal> habib says condoms stop that

Quote #3954 (+1) [ 2006-12-28, 07:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SPY: how come i cant recive files from mirc
enigma: Because you have been found unworthy

Quote #1024 (+2) [ 2003-09-10, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> We're whalers on the moon... we carry our harpoon... but there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tune
<echelon> But there comes a time, when all whalers must pine for an ocean oh-so-blue. So until that time, we'll drink our wine and just harpoon our poo.

Quote #994 (+6) [ 2003-09-03, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> FUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNTS!!!
<D_Web> hahahah
<Crudmuffin> I didn't mean to paste that :)
<Crudmuffin> Anyway, I'm going to bed.

Quote #1852 (+9) [ 2004-04-17, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fall> oh man
<@Fall> my work calls me today
<@Fall> "Brad, I can't connect to F:"
<@Fall> "ok, disconnect, reconnect"
<@Fall> "alright."
<@Fall> "reboot, call me back in 5"
<@Fall> *5 minutes pass*
<@Fall> "you've reconnected to F:?"
<@Fall> "no, it couldn't connect again"
<@Fall> "Start -> Run -> cmd... ping 192.168.0.1"
<@Fall> "Destination host unreachable...?"
<@Fall> "plug the network cable back in"
<@Fall> "oh yeah, F works now!"
<@Fall> *blank look*

Quote #578 (+13) [ 2003-05-20, 03:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i had a cat lover in the car one day, she goes "hey mark, watch out for that cat on the road", me not realising she was a cat lover said "dont worry, i'll get the fucker" and swung the car towards it

Quote #343 (+10) [ 2003-02-16, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> vi, that like a latin language?

Quote #1830 (+6) [ 2004-04-14, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): dear lord, please let me get adsl, if you shall grant me this request i shall kill 100 people in your name
(Tensop): amen