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Quote #127 (-4) [ 2002-11-27, 05:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> i actually like an eminem song atm though.....
<FreeFrag> I rape my mum, I kill my wife, I'm fucking up my kids mind...yo hey little kid follow me do exactly as I do because I'm the worlds most famous fucked up white guy wicky wicky wah wah yeah

Quote #134 (-4) [ 2002-12-04, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav-Away> l00b3r sux (me) hard! :P
<Erve> Cav-Away he'd have to suck hard for anything to happen ;)

Quote #344 (-4) [ 2003-02-17, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<_Wizard> You know WTF XP would corrupt/not display its quick launch icons all the bloody time ?
<Narcolepsy> Flagrant homosexuality perhaps???
* _Wizard stabs XP repeatedly
<Narcolepsy> Homophobe...

Quote #424 (-4) [ 2003-03-26, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> HAHAH, ffs. my mate has one of those phones that can take pictures
<Leigh> guess what just turned up in my email
<Leigh> a picture of a FAT TURD in the toilet
<Leigh> bastard

Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #559 (-4) [ 2003-05-15, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rincewind> alt-fx its the only way to stop the pirate signal man
<rincewind> hurry they nearly got your IP MAN
* LIL_KILLAH has quit IRC (Exit: )

Quote #656 (-4) [ 2003-06-11, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark|NSW> Can't work out which ones have a penis, cav?
<QLD-Cav> Dark|NSW: yeah, its been that fucking long :(

Quote #676 (-4) [ 2003-06-17, 13:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out which of my fans was buzzing at me
<Fodder> turned out it was a coffee cup on top of my case, shaking

Quote #724 (-4) [ 2003-07-04, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ernest): my dog eats tennis balls in like 30 seconds, its quite funny
(Darkness): Then takes 10 mins to take a dump

Quote #873 (-4) [ 2003-08-10, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> sabretooth has no halo...
<Narcolepsy> He does, however, have a turbo. mmm, forced induction..
<biatch> Yep. Gets my motor running >:P
<Rik> gets your motor running, then forces it in, getting harder and harder
<Narcolepsy> Rik: And always hotter. And faster...
<Rik> until it blows Narcolepsy!
<@sabretooth> Interesting analogy
<Narcolepsy> Blown head gasket = milky emulsion. The imagery is horrible...

Quote #882 (-4) [ 2003-08-11, 19:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Chamelion] I know Daemon, just fucking you.
[Chamelion] fucking WITH you... errrr shit.
[Daemon] I wondered what that pin prick was
• Matthew submits
[Refle}{] hows his arse?
[Refle}{] tasty ?
[V8R[2400]] lol
[Chamelion] Reflex, Im not eating his arse man.. geez.
[Daemon] thought I sat on a needle :P

Quote #926 (-4) [ 2003-08-18, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> all of a sudden I feel like a caramello koala
<Rik> all gooey?
<knowsfords> not literally of course

Quote #1064 (-4) [ 2003-10-04, 05:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Reaver, that means "You are a small penis"
<Reaver> oh well, i can't hide the truth forever, FreeFrag* :)

Quote #1071 (-4) [ 2003-10-05, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<a|ftahours> hmm i think my dog just ate a cat.
<a|ftahours> brb
<bh> haha
<bh> is there a cat outline in its throat
<bh> like a snake

Quote #1150 (-4) [ 2003-10-17, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneAtWork> a supplier sent us the wrong stock so I rang him to confirm it, I couldn't understand a word the guy said, apart from "hello" and even that was vague

Quote #1178 (-4) [ 2003-10-20, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Preshus): nooooooo I am not allowed to lift anything over 6kgs
(@Preshus): made holding Phobos' cawk very hard
(@Preshus): :P
(@Blade): isnt it the other way round?
(@Blade): holding Phobos made it hard?
(@Preshus): hahaha
(Phobos): lets stop talkin about my pee pee thanks

Quote #1179 (-4) [ 2003-10-20, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nerdco> does anyone know of a port scannign utility like thing
<nerdco> that can tell you waht programs are trying to access what port
<nutty_33> nerdco
<nutty_33> netstat -a
<nerdco> k
<nerdco> nutty_33 but that doesnt tell you what program to use
<RoSWeLL> lol
<nerdco> program is using it *
<RoSWeLL> hahahahaha

Quote #1200 (-4) [ 2003-10-22, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> Anyway, this kid at school keeps whigning to me because his lanboy isnt in, i told him the ship crashed because the ships captain got BLINDED BY THE RICE.

Quote #1328 (-4) [ 2003-11-14, 21:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* tensop- dcc's Narcolepsy some .0008mohm 150 amp Fairchild RS85V-L to247 mosfets
* Narcolepsy gets wood...
<Narcolepsy> Wait, is that MOSFET a farce you created to arouse me???
<tensop-> yes
<tensop-> :D
<Narcolepsy> Do it again ;)

Quote #1656 (-4) [ 2004-02-18, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DerKleine> I cant believe wot happened to me
<Freman> you got laid?
<DerKleine> nopre
<DerKleine> i was hacked
<DerKleine> BY A GIRL
<Freman> oooh better!

Quote #1893 (-4) [ 2004-04-30, 00:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saga changes topic to ' * Nozz walks over to the dresser and gets her whip | * Nozz snorts a condom up his nose | <Dexta> mmm, i was innocent too, until i started dating little girls'
<Dexta> good call :P
<Dexta> dammit

Quote #1911 (-4) [ 2004-05-03, 01:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eclipse> if i ever have a daughter i am totally putting high quality hidden cameras in her room

Quote #2880 (-4) [ 2005-07-15, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> "is it still pedophilia if the child is dead?" <----- best t-shirt message ever
<jenna> heh
<oBs> lol
<jenna> nah big fat guy in t-shirt that says 'im the girl you cybersexed last night'

Quote #2156 (-4) [ 2004-07-18, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> to get ops type /server op #overclockers
<mazzanet> :P
--- alphalink.melbourne.oz.org gives channel operator status to Nick
<Nick> awesome

Quote #2342 (-4) [ 2004-10-18, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> and now a small flashy object has grasped my attention, so i don't care any more

Quote #2366 (-4) [ 2004-10-28, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> fuck i forgot to get beer on the way home
<Iroquois> panic!
<Agg> you fool, you'll kill us all!

Quote #2390 (-4) [ 2004-11-18, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> that'd be right set off my highlight for nothig
<deepspring> bloody typical
<deepspring> :p
<dr_red> what was that deepspring?
<deepspring> talkin to voodoo dr_red
<dr_red> i was setting off your highlight for nothing, deepspring
<deepspring> yes I can see that
* deepspring minimises the window and goes off searchin for some anime to watch
<dr_red> i never realised how much people talk about engines untill i setup a highlight on rb
<Woob> lmao
<dr_red> i should set off his highlight again
<dr_red> deepspring
<FreeFrag> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring
<V8R[race]> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring!
<Crystal> deepspring ... :/
<dr_red> lol
<V8R[race]> deepspring :(
<Crystal> deepspring
<Fragwizard> hrmn.... deepspring :P
* Crystal cries
<ace234> deepspring
<dr_red> roflmaodeepspringbbq
<Crystal> why are you ignoring us!!
<Lazerin> it's like deepspring
<FreeFrag> http://quotes.ugbox.net soeone quote it.
<Crystal> deepspring sucks
<V8R[race]> DEEPSPRING !!!11!!!!?
<FreeFrag> deepspring!!!!
<Lazerin> you quote it deepspring
<eDust> there was this deep spring
<V8R[race]> Deep'
<Lazerin> why have you forsaken us? deepspring!
<FreeFrag> deepspring, can you pleae quote all that crap up above, ta honey
<V8R[race]> Deep's Ring ?
<Crystal> I think deepspring is ignoring us
<dr_red> so, hows about that deepspring, eh
<mazzanet> hi deepspring!
<deepspring> hahahha
<Lazerin> deepspring is so kewl
<dr_red> deepspringles
<deepspring> awwww
* Crystal wonder if deepspring hilight keep goin goff
<deepspring> that it is
<Crystal> teehee
<deepspring> and I am so logging this
<Crystal> we're mean
<dr_red> time to make a nice quote
<Lazerin> good work deepspring
<Crystal> I bet deepspring feels loved
<deepspring> very
<deepspring> :p

Quote #2561 (-4) [ 2005-02-03, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fiche> wow 50 users, and all idling.. what is this efnet?
<port80> no
<port80> we dont do warez

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #2933 (-4) [ 2005-08-13, 02:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kitt3n> lets cyber hello`jpg
<kitt3n> i bet you're hot
<hello`jpg> man
<hello`jpg> you got that rite
<kitt3n> :D:D
<kitt3n> ok u go first
<hello`jpg> I do things you cant beleave
<hello`jpg> ok ok
<BenZ|Lapto> like spell incorrectly?

Quote #3176 (-4) [ 2006-01-08, 07:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

iro: I'm not convinced about this whole morning concept.

Quote #4195 (-4) [ 2007-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:54] <Quilb> anyone know the stock market ticker for apple?
[21:54] <Shaun> AAPL.
[21:54] <Agg> iSTK
[21:54] <mazzanet> heh
[21:54] <brodsta> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> thanks Shaun :P

Quote #3545 (-4) [ 2006-09-09, 23:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> bern's only going karting coz he thought he was signing up to "ride tarts"
<Jessica> Ride.. tarts?
<Jessica> But i'm not going karting..

Quote #4001 (-4) [ 2007-01-08, 00:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FunkyBob is now known as unkyBobF
* unkyBobF is now known as nkyBobFu
* nkyBobFu is now known as FunkyBob
<Foole> spin cycle?

Quote #4019 (-4) [ 2007-01-26, 10:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

PooJou: This is what australia day is all about
PooJou: talking about camira's

Quote #4239 (-4) [ 2007-11-03, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I see lightning
<V8R[zZz]> Wayne: been there, done that already tonight
* @Wayne wants a storm
<AngelMoo> do a rain dance wayne
* @Wayne dances around erotically
<AngelMoo> no no no
<AngelMoo> that will scare the rain *away*
<@Wayne> Good point, it is even scaring me
<@Sniper4800> damn it now the drought will continue for at least another decade Wayne

Quote #4261 (-4) [ 2008-01-11, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'www.ocau.com - now with folate!'
<sabs> I thought that said fellate.
* csimwork fellates
<csimwork> :|
<csimwork> :O
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> etc.
<knowsfjord> haha Agg

Quote #191 (-3) [ 2002-12-22, 01:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> i love goatses cock
<Madhatter> mmmm
<K|dDP> yeah

Quote #50 (-3) [ 2002-11-05, 03:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> cant sleep, sodomising storm arse goblins are out to get me!
<Rudeboi> cav: apparently they read bash.org and smokeyou.org, and didn't want a 'used' arse
<Cav> hey, your just jealous cause im younger and have been laid more by the storm goblins :P

Quote #58 (-3) [ 2002-11-07, 08:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there was a short and curly across the lense ;) moral of the story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand

Quote #59 (-3) [ 2002-11-07, 07:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Bangers is back -( exam gay )- gone 5 hr 25 min 31 s
<SileNceR> I didn't know they had a specific subject for gayness

Quote #71 (-3) [ 2002-11-13, 04:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nerotic> i just smacked a huge blowfly out, landed on my driveway, so i squashed the cunt and maggots n shit came out n all so i owned the fool.. 20 cm long stetch of guts/blood/shit/maggots smeared accross my driveway.. should get a keeping australia beautiful award!

Quote #304 (-3) [ 2003-02-04, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD|in> Narc|BBS, you got to take it slow, make it last all night.. thats what the gurls like right?
<Narcolepsy> DDsD|in: I'm not sure about the one thrust per hour thing though...
<DDsD|in> Narcolepsy, well if i was having sex with a whale i spose one thrust per hour would be enough?
<DDsD|in> not that i have sex with whales often
<Narcolepsy> Not nearly often enough, methinks...

Quote #378 (-3) [ 2003-03-05, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I was at my brothers place last night and sat down to eat dinner, I go to move a bag with his lab coat in it and he says "Don't touch the coat, I use that to cut up dead people"

Quote #585 (-3) [ 2003-05-21, 23:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GRRRRR> hey.. im gettin nuked
<GRRRRR> how do i unnuke myself

Quote #595 (-3) [ 2003-05-25, 00:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

«Cav»: i swear you can tell which bands are stoners by how their music sounds while you are stoned
«z3us»: rofl
«z3us»: which ones?
º Cav clicks random and goes through them
«z3us»: Tool have it
«Cav»: yeah, tool have it
«Cav»: that goes without saying
«Cav»: prodigy have it
«z3us»: ahhh yeah prodigy definately
«Cav»: Cradle of Filth dont, i think they have speed induced music or something..
«Cav»: speed and vast depression with unhealthy dollopings of angst
«z3us»: lol

Quote #792 (-3) [ 2003-07-16, 03:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biRo ate the best steak he's ever eaten last night
* biRo salivates
<Draffa> mmmmmm, dead cow :)
<biRo> yes it was a special cow
<biRo> Its name was porterhouse
<biRo> mound of chips
<biRo> diane sauce
<Draffa> most people name their cows daisy...
<biRo> steak was rare btw
<Draffa> sif rare
<Draffa> if I want my dead animal still beeeding i'll find some roadkill

Quote #830 (-3) [ 2003-07-30, 22:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Matthew, OH SHIT! Could i have your DD Details, I forgot to pay your mum for last night, and she charges interest :(
<Matthew> FreeFrag: i know man, she aint cheep, i fotgot to pay last week and it cost me 3 times the usual amount

Quote #843 (-3) [ 2003-08-02, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> anyone's MSN playing up?
<Lurks> msn goes down more than a 2 dorrah hooker in chinatown
<Matthew> heh, so does my mum
<Matthew> mostly on me

Quote #1028 (-3) [ 2003-09-12, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wry> bloody cough.. *feels like a daawg*
<Carrots> wry coughing up oysters
<Carrots> ?
<wry> are oysters greenish yellow and wobble and cling onto the handkerchief?
<Carrots> yep...
<Carrots> nice description btw
<Carrots> very accurate