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Quote #624 (-4) [ 2003-06-04, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> oh man i was just signing Aqua CandyMan
<Jester> im so retarted

Quote #656 (-4) [ 2003-06-11, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark|NSW> Can't work out which ones have a penis, cav?
<QLD-Cav> Dark|NSW: yeah, its been that fucking long :(

Quote #676 (-4) [ 2003-06-17, 13:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out which of my fans was buzzing at me
<Fodder> turned out it was a coffee cup on top of my case, shaking

Quote #700 (-4) [ 2003-06-26, 02:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DJ-Studd): I saw this possum the other day and almost got a heart attack... I swear it was a metre and a half long!
(MadHatter): lol
(MadHatter): heh
(Draffa): smoking crack again DJ-Studd? :D
(Darkness): Dude, that was your sister.
(PsykoSmily): hahahaha
(Draffa): hahahah
(DJ-Studd): haha

Quote #724 (-4) [ 2003-07-04, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ernest): my dog eats tennis balls in like 30 seconds, its quite funny
(Darkness): Then takes 10 mins to take a dump

Quote #853 (-4) [ 2003-08-07, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Astaroth`> man
<Astaroth`> i rang a place today
<Astaroth`> 711337
<Astaroth`> i was dialling
<Astaroth`> and i went
<Astaroth`> like this 'seven' 'one' 'l' 'e' 'e' 't'

Quote #926 (-4) [ 2003-08-18, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> all of a sudden I feel like a caramello koala
<Rik> all gooey?
<knowsfords> not literally of course

Quote #1064 (-4) [ 2003-10-04, 05:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Reaver, that means "You are a small penis"
<Reaver> oh well, i can't hide the truth forever, FreeFrag* :)

Quote #1178 (-4) [ 2003-10-20, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Preshus): nooooooo I am not allowed to lift anything over 6kgs
(@Preshus): made holding Phobos' cawk very hard
(@Preshus): :P
(@Blade): isnt it the other way round?
(@Blade): holding Phobos made it hard?
(@Preshus): hahaha
(Phobos): lets stop talkin about my pee pee thanks

Quote #1179 (-4) [ 2003-10-20, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nerdco> does anyone know of a port scannign utility like thing
<nerdco> that can tell you waht programs are trying to access what port
<nutty_33> nerdco
<nutty_33> netstat -a
<nerdco> k
<nerdco> nutty_33 but that doesnt tell you what program to use
<RoSWeLL> lol
<nerdco> program is using it *
<RoSWeLL> hahahahaha

Quote #1328 (-4) [ 2003-11-14, 21:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* tensop- dcc's Narcolepsy some .0008mohm 150 amp Fairchild RS85V-L to247 mosfets
* Narcolepsy gets wood...
<Narcolepsy> Wait, is that MOSFET a farce you created to arouse me???
<tensop-> yes
<tensop-> :D
<Narcolepsy> Do it again ;)

Quote #1366 (-4) [ 2003-11-21, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> I don't have a GF and i only get handjobs mostly anyway :S

Quote #1414 (-4) [ 2003-12-04, 22:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg) "egad! my pen0r is exposed!"

Quote #1561 (-4) [ 2004-01-28, 06:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Migishu> So here I am, home alone, playing games on my palm
<agog> err..
<agog> i hope you're using a water based lubricant

Quote #1625 (-4) [ 2004-02-11, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shiftkicker> worst ever, no toilet paper
<Fod> hah
<Fod> use your head
<Fod> it's what i'd do
<Fod> i'd make you wash it afterwards though
<Shiftkicker> haha
* Shiftkicker is off to buy toilet paper, with pants around ankles

Quote #1656 (-4) [ 2004-02-18, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DerKleine> I cant believe wot happened to me
<Freman> you got laid?
<DerKleine> nopre
<DerKleine> i was hacked
<DerKleine> BY A GIRL
<Freman> oooh better!

Quote #1780 (-4) [ 2004-03-27, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.100
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101]
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.102
<FreeFrag> kwiksand?!
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.103
<kwiksand> yea mate
<kwiksand> oh right! that went into the channel...
<kwiksand> stupid me

Quote #1893 (-4) [ 2004-04-30, 00:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saga changes topic to ' * Nozz walks over to the dresser and gets her whip | * Nozz snorts a condom up his nose | <Dexta> mmm, i was innocent too, until i started dating little girls'
<Dexta> good call :P
<Dexta> dammit

Quote #1911 (-4) [ 2004-05-03, 01:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eclipse> if i ever have a daughter i am totally putting high quality hidden cameras in her room

Quote #2880 (-4) [ 2005-07-15, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> "is it still pedophilia if the child is dead?" <----- best t-shirt message ever
<jenna> heh
<oBs> lol
<jenna> nah big fat guy in t-shirt that says 'im the girl you cybersexed last night'

Quote #2264 (-4) [ 2004-08-24, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> <Fod> girly men aren't allowed on the plane, so it'll only me and i guess tom, the manly girl <-- damn straight
<Rage> wait
<Rage> shit

Quote #2311 (-4) [ 2004-09-29, 16:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Rage): i'll ring you up neolithic when dnf is released
(Tensop|car): by the time DN:F is out humans would evolved beyond the need of phones, you will simply be able to concentrate and talk to someone through telekinesis, Rage.

Quote #2342 (-4) [ 2004-10-18, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> and now a small flashy object has grasped my attention, so i don't care any more

Quote #2344 (-4) [ 2004-10-19, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> went to cronula beach last week, got there about 6am and wow 2 hot chicks asleep on the sand with their arms around each other, should have got there earlier
<Teracis> heh
<Draffa> lol
<Syxx`> should of asked if they needed a hand :P
<LaNcE> or 3
<Teracis> or a cock
<Anarki> or 3
<Teracis> hahahahaha
<Draffa> LOL

Quote #2390 (-4) [ 2004-11-18, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> that'd be right set off my highlight for nothig
<deepspring> bloody typical
<deepspring> :p
<dr_red> what was that deepspring?
<deepspring> talkin to voodoo dr_red
<dr_red> i was setting off your highlight for nothing, deepspring
<deepspring> yes I can see that
* deepspring minimises the window and goes off searchin for some anime to watch
<dr_red> i never realised how much people talk about engines untill i setup a highlight on rb
<Woob> lmao
<dr_red> i should set off his highlight again
<dr_red> deepspring
<FreeFrag> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring
<V8R[race]> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring!
<Crystal> deepspring ... :/
<dr_red> lol
<V8R[race]> deepspring :(
<Crystal> deepspring
<Fragwizard> hrmn.... deepspring :P
* Crystal cries
<ace234> deepspring
<dr_red> roflmaodeepspringbbq
<Crystal> why are you ignoring us!!
<Lazerin> it's like deepspring
<FreeFrag> http://quotes.ugbox.net soeone quote it.
<Crystal> deepspring sucks
<V8R[race]> DEEPSPRING !!!11!!!!?
<FreeFrag> deepspring!!!!
<Lazerin> you quote it deepspring
<eDust> there was this deep spring
<V8R[race]> Deep'
<Lazerin> why have you forsaken us? deepspring!
<FreeFrag> deepspring, can you pleae quote all that crap up above, ta honey
<V8R[race]> Deep's Ring ?
<Crystal> I think deepspring is ignoring us
<dr_red> so, hows about that deepspring, eh
<mazzanet> hi deepspring!
<deepspring> hahahha
<Lazerin> deepspring is so kewl
<dr_red> deepspringles
<deepspring> awwww
* Crystal wonder if deepspring hilight keep goin goff
<deepspring> that it is
<Crystal> teehee
<deepspring> and I am so logging this
<Crystal> we're mean
<dr_red> time to make a nice quote
<Lazerin> good work deepspring
<Crystal> I bet deepspring feels loved
<deepspring> very
<deepspring> :p

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #2933 (-4) [ 2005-08-13, 02:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kitt3n> lets cyber hello`jpg
<kitt3n> i bet you're hot
<hello`jpg> man
<hello`jpg> you got that rite
<kitt3n> :D:D
<kitt3n> ok u go first
<hello`jpg> I do things you cant beleave
<hello`jpg> ok ok
<BenZ|Lapto> like spell incorrectly?

Quote #2952 (-4) [ 2005-08-26, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> rain is good
<knowsfords> gets the pollen out of the air
<Falk|Work> you get hayfever knowsfords ?
<knowsfords> yes I have the hayfever
<Falk|Work> ever tried beconase?
<knowsfords> no, I've always used claramax... works well
<Falk|Work> ah ok. i use beconase its awesome
<Fod|Work> i prefer mayonase

Quote #3069 (-4) [ 2005-11-06, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm not gay, but i think my boyfriend might be

Quote #3240 (-4) [ 2006-02-04, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mikael^cot> havent slept in2 days
<mikael^cot> im seeing how long I can go without sleep ;P
<Daemo> lol
<Daemo> 2 days isnt that uncommon
<mikael^cot> lol I know
<mikael^cot> ima try 4
<Daemo> 2 days is 48 famine type crap

Quote #3359 (-4) [ 2006-05-10, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> ahhh... if I was single... my god the potential... imagine how many ladies I could impress with this: http://imagestore.ugbox.net/aview/heybaby_d2926361cf93320b3d614b8b
<Recharge> lmao!
<Recharge> I think I want one of those...
<LemMinG> i think they would be the ones you would want to stay as far away from as possible edj
<edj> true... though it would be pretty interesting going out with a female wookie

Quote #3632 (-4) [ 2006-11-19, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

Originally Posted by #overclockers
* Kingy has quit IRC (Quit: browca04 has a prolapsed sphincter.)
<browca04> Motherfucker
<kwax> dude
<kwax> you have a prolapsed sphincter?
<kwax> ouch
<tensop> that has to hurt
<browca04> I'm going to kill that piece of shit.
<kwax> yeah i would too
<browca04> By sitting on his face with my prolapsed sphincter so he cant breathe
<kwax> if my shpincter prolapsed

Quote #4001 (-4) [ 2007-01-08, 00:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FunkyBob is now known as unkyBobF
* unkyBobF is now known as nkyBobFu
* nkyBobFu is now known as FunkyBob
<Foole> spin cycle?

Quote #4019 (-4) [ 2007-01-26, 10:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

PooJou: This is what australia day is all about
PooJou: talking about camira's

Quote #4239 (-4) [ 2007-11-03, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I see lightning
<V8R[zZz]> Wayne: been there, done that already tonight
* @Wayne wants a storm
<AngelMoo> do a rain dance wayne
* @Wayne dances around erotically
<AngelMoo> no no no
<AngelMoo> that will scare the rain *away*
<@Wayne> Good point, it is even scaring me
<@Sniper4800> damn it now the drought will continue for at least another decade Wayne

Quote #4261 (-4) [ 2008-01-11, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'www.ocau.com - now with folate!'
<sabs> I thought that said fellate.
* csimwork fellates
<csimwork> :|
<csimwork> :O
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> etc.
<knowsfjord> haha Agg

Quote #4293 (-4) [ 2008-04-03, 08:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> aah yes
<enigma> that's the guy i thought fuzz was
<BFM> Who's the babe on the left?
<glasnt> BFM: ... there are 3 men in that picture
<BFM> WHAT

Quote #191 (-3) [ 2002-12-22, 01:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> i love goatses cock
<Madhatter> mmmm
<K|dDP> yeah

Quote #63 (-3) [ 2002-11-08, 05:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* QuadCOFFEE stops being subtle, and beats cold hard truth into Crudmuffin's head
<QuadCOFFEE> That being a 10kg maths textbook.
* Silentsni gets the 20kg Maths Methods text book
<Crudmuffin> damn you :P
* Crudmuffin gets the tonne of "Progress 4GL Database Language" documentation
<Crudmuffin> Buwahahaha!
<Silentsni> omg, we been owned :(

Quote #71 (-3) [ 2002-11-13, 04:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nerotic> i just smacked a huge blowfly out, landed on my driveway, so i squashed the cunt and maggots n shit came out n all so i owned the fool.. 20 cm long stetch of guts/blood/shit/maggots smeared accross my driveway.. should get a keeping australia beautiful award!

Quote #103 (-3) [ 2002-11-20, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> september was much better for my downloads
<Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit
<milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa

Quote #138 (-3) [ 2002-12-06, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> bah
<Cav> im just pissed off
<Cav> im amazed at how fucking stupid that was
<Cav> and how fucking stupid i am
<MaDhAtTeR> you said it

Quote #304 (-3) [ 2003-02-04, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD|in> Narc|BBS, you got to take it slow, make it last all night.. thats what the gurls like right?
<Narcolepsy> DDsD|in: I'm not sure about the one thrust per hour thing though...
<DDsD|in> Narcolepsy, well if i was having sex with a whale i spose one thrust per hour would be enough?
<DDsD|in> not that i have sex with whales often
<Narcolepsy> Not nearly often enough, methinks...

Quote #378 (-3) [ 2003-03-05, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I was at my brothers place last night and sat down to eat dinner, I go to move a bag with his lab coat in it and he says "Don't touch the coat, I use that to cut up dead people"

Quote #585 (-3) [ 2003-05-21, 23:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GRRRRR> hey.. im gettin nuked
<GRRRRR> how do i unnuke myself

Quote #595 (-3) [ 2003-05-25, 00:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

«Cav»: i swear you can tell which bands are stoners by how their music sounds while you are stoned
«z3us»: rofl
«z3us»: which ones?
º Cav clicks random and goes through them
«z3us»: Tool have it
«Cav»: yeah, tool have it
«Cav»: that goes without saying
«Cav»: prodigy have it
«z3us»: ahhh yeah prodigy definately
«Cav»: Cradle of Filth dont, i think they have speed induced music or something..
«Cav»: speed and vast depression with unhealthy dollopings of angst
«z3us»: lol

Quote #792 (-3) [ 2003-07-16, 03:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biRo ate the best steak he's ever eaten last night
* biRo salivates
<Draffa> mmmmmm, dead cow :)
<biRo> yes it was a special cow
<biRo> Its name was porterhouse
<biRo> mound of chips
<biRo> diane sauce
<Draffa> most people name their cows daisy...
<biRo> steak was rare btw
<Draffa> sif rare
<Draffa> if I want my dead animal still beeeding i'll find some roadkill

Quote #830 (-3) [ 2003-07-30, 22:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Matthew, OH SHIT! Could i have your DD Details, I forgot to pay your mum for last night, and she charges interest :(
<Matthew> FreeFrag: i know man, she aint cheep, i fotgot to pay last week and it cost me 3 times the usual amount

Quote #843 (-3) [ 2003-08-02, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> anyone's MSN playing up?
<Lurks> msn goes down more than a 2 dorrah hooker in chinatown
<Matthew> heh, so does my mum
<Matthew> mostly on me

Quote #873 (-3) [ 2003-08-10, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> sabretooth has no halo...
<Narcolepsy> He does, however, have a turbo. mmm, forced induction..
<biatch> Yep. Gets my motor running >:P
<Rik> gets your motor running, then forces it in, getting harder and harder
<Narcolepsy> Rik: And always hotter. And faster...
<Rik> until it blows Narcolepsy!
<@sabretooth> Interesting analogy
<Narcolepsy> Blown head gasket = milky emulsion. The imagery is horrible...