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Quote #2991 (+1) [ 2005-09-18, 11:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shags: i've decided to do something aboot my body
Shags: Off to buy a gym set this avo :)
Shags: if i spent the all the time i play WoW, on working out, i'd be beefcake 2000!
Lurks: and when you get to lvl 60 beefcake you will sell your account

Quote #2987 (+7) [ 2005-09-15, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Crudmuffin - you in?
<@Crudmuffin> in for what?
<@D_Web> here
<@Crudmuffin> for a beer? Yes, please
<@Crudmuffin> Ahh, yes I'm here. :)
<TheWedgie> haha
<@D_Web> I will give you a beer if you help me*
<@D_Web> *beer may not actually exist
<@Crudmuffin> *help may not actually exist
<@Crudmuffin> :P
<TheWedgie> haha
<TheWedgie> pwned

Quote #2986 (+7) [ 2005-09-14, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Ashley]: Get the CRT. Save your... Brain.
[ Tamieka]: brains are over-rated
[ David]: you'd have to have one to appreciate how good they are Tamieka ;)

Quote #2982 (0) [ 2005-09-12, 12:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Bundy> go attack sydney lazy terrorists
<BenZApple> lol theres only 2 things they can take out that would really fuck us over
<BenZApple> Harbour Bridge, or the tunnel
<The_Bundy> what about your water supply
<BenZApple> The_Bundy, we dont have one
<The_Bundy> oh thats ok then

Quote #2976 (+9) [ 2005-09-10, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

FatMan: oh god
FatMan: at work tonight
FatMan: coles nightfill, for the uneducated
FatMan: i was filling drinks
FatMan: and the diet light caffeine free pepsi has the code * *** 404.
FatMan: i went "haha 404 contents not found"
FatMan: and then hurt myself for being so geeky.
FatMan: :(

Quote #2975 (+7) [ 2005-09-10, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: HOLY MOTHER FUCK
Radar_: Lightning just hit a tree across the road
Sniper4400: damn missed again

Quote #2973 (+10) [ 2005-09-09, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> mmmm melted cheese and tomato
<Ashley> Ooh. How do you melt tomato?

Quote #2970 (+3) [ 2005-09-05, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> hahaha, walked into maccas wearing my "I AM THE STIG shirt, all the girls behind the counter just said what's a stig?
<Strange1> LOL did u get one, Or make one?
<wild> got one off ebay
<Strange1> Ah k
<Strange1> Did u tell them to go to the backseat of your car and find out?
<wild> rofl

Quote #2968 (+4) [ 2005-09-04, 14:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* NewOrleans has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

Quote #2966 (-3) [ 2005-09-03, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

Koontz: wanna laugh?
Koontz: my pc has not been booting into the OS all week
Koontz: since the night of the storms
Koontz: without me interveening and selecting the boot device manually
Koontz: anyways i fixed it
Koontz: started by swapping ram in out
Koontz: FINALLY plugging the dvd drive back in to ide cable
Koontz: still no go
Koontz: so checked all bios settings
Koontz: yep all good
Koontz: few more resets
Koontz: you ready?
Koontz: sitting down?
Goose: nah im actually standing at my computer
Koontz: ........then I..........
Koontz: TOOK THE FLOPPY DISK OUT OF THE FLOPPY DRIVE!

Quote #2962 (+2) [ 2005-09-01, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

--- VoX is now known as VeganZombie
<VeganZombie> GRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS........
--- VeganZombie is now known as VoX

Quote #2959 (+2) [ 2005-08-31, 06:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

Iroquois: bollocks
Iroquois: england win
outy: are you going to cry?
Iroquois: I already am. Don't mock me

Quote #2956 (+11) [ 2005-08-29, 08:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

ace234: wtf is sodomy?
VooDo: ask ya dad
beta|sick: google is your friend
Sephyre: use google images for that one ace
beta|sick: ^^ you know you want to
IKT[A]: sodomy...self mutalation?
IKT[A]: oh wait
IKT[A]: oh god
IKT[A]: :(
IKT[A]: last time I use google images
beta|sick: rofl you actually used google images

Quote #2954 (+4) [ 2005-08-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

betanthapp: ocau is down ... run for the hills
Quilb: incoming tards!
*Azrael has joined #Overclockers
Groomy: lol
Quilb: lol Azrael, really bad timing there.

Quote #2953 (+1) [ 2005-08-26, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Umber> I always found school totally contradictory
<Umber> In normal schools, trying to pat your head while rubbing your stomach is considered somewhat of a scientific experiment to find how much self control you have
<Umber> Whilst in "special" schools, it's a sign of no self control whatsoever

Quote #2952 (-4) [ 2005-08-26, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> rain is good
<knowsfords> gets the pollen out of the air
<Falk|Work> you get hayfever knowsfords ?
<knowsfords> yes I have the hayfever
<Falk|Work> ever tried beconase?
<knowsfords> no, I've always used claramax... works well
<Falk|Work> ah ok. i use beconase its awesome
<Fod|Work> i prefer mayonase

Quote #2951 (+10) [ 2005-08-26, 01:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cham|Zzz> women are like HT pentiums mate, they multi task at near full speed. Men are like AMD's, sure theyll multi task but each extra task will slow things down exponentially.
<Cham|Zzz> Thats why the majority of maccas drive through staff is normally a female.
<Ultimata``> Cham|Zzz, yeah, but men can do one task at a time, blizingly fast, and can game better, as well. :D
<oli> Cham|Zzz: hahahhaa
<Ultimata``> -but
<oli> and women are expensive too
<oli> just like pentiums
<Ultimata``> and can fold faster
* Cham|Zzz points out that just like prescott's, women are hot headed and it only gets worse under load :P

Quote #2947 (+7) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #2942 (+5) [ 2005-08-18, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> argh, having the flu sucks, cant sleep at night cause i cant breathe, cant sleep at day cause its soo hot, turn on aircon, flu gets worse, wake up every hour with a dry throat choking on nothing, drink water and it goes down the wrong hole, cough really bad, hurt your throat some more
<FatMan> cut your throat out
<FatMan> you don't need it
<FatMan> whoever says anything otherwise is lying
<outy> i swear i breath out through my mouth and it sounds like i have a BOV
<csimpson> HAHAHHAHAHA
<outy> blow off valve for those playing at home
<csimpson> outy, man, i just fell off my chair laughing
<csimpson> it was a true blue ROFL.
<outy> good, i hope your hit your head and are now going to die
<PooJou> Lol BoV
<PooJou> aahh aaahhh AAAAHHHH *PPPPPPTSSCCHHHHH*
<outy> shutup PooJou, its so not funny, it hurts to breathe
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> don't get defected
<outy> hahaha
<csimpson> haha
<outy> nah i got engineers cert
<PooJou> " yeah mate, we're gonna have to get you to plumb that into the exhaust"
<beta|SLEEP> you pppppppttttschhhhhhht it hurst to ppppppppppppppppppppppppttttshccct breath ???
<PooJou> Ya reckon, does darth vader have a BOV?
<PooJou> it'd explain his heavy breathing
<PooJou> like if he runs a lot
<beta|SLEEP> yeah and youd think the back pressure would kill him
<PooJou> NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ppppttssscchhhh*
<PooJou> <<defect'd>>
<Vantage> PooJou: Yeah and he has a type r sticker on the back of his helmet too
<PooJou> haha
<PooJou> HKS!
<Vantage> TRUST
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> General Grevious had trust parts i reckon
<Vantage> haha
<PooJou> it made him 20% faster
<beta|SLEEP> outy do you have a HKS sticker on your forehead?
<outy> shutup

Quote #2941 (+4) [ 2005-08-18, 03:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> was at kmart at redbank plaza, with my dad, and we were going through the checkouts, and i go to dad "dont go through that one he looks like a fucken moron, probably went to redbank high" and the lady next to us says "i went to redbank high" and i said "yeah so did i, thats how i know hes a dumbass"

Quote #2934 (0) [ 2005-08-13, 17:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jazarus> why do guys have nipple?
<Jazarus> we dont lactate to feed young
<goodbye> maybe it's like one of those hidden iPod features
<goodbye> it'll work with a hardware update in the future

Quote #2933 (-4) [ 2005-08-13, 02:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kitt3n> lets cyber hello`jpg
<kitt3n> i bet you're hot
<hello`jpg> man
<hello`jpg> you got that rite
<kitt3n> :D:D
<kitt3n> ok u go first
<hello`jpg> I do things you cant beleave
<hello`jpg> ok ok
<BenZ|Lapto> like spell incorrectly?

Quote #2932 (+4) [ 2005-08-12, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> we ordered 150 pizzas at uni today
<FreeFrag> lol
<eDust> lol D_Web, did they send a fleet of scooters to deliver?
<eDust> an armada of scooters
<knowsfords> did you kill one of the scooter drivers then go back to the pizza place to get delivery missions?

Quote #2931 (+7) [ 2005-08-11, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Lapto> You might be calling Bern "daddy"
<Jessica> I already do ;)

Quote #2921 (+7) [ 2005-08-06, 01:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ outy ] holy crap, i just realised how much like my dad i really am
[ Hadamona ] how so?
[ outy ] Hadamona i just talked to him about random crap for the last i dont know how many hours
[ outy ] and we both have the same views on things
[ MadHatter ] you better not say you both find your mum attractive
[ MadHatter ] cause, seriously. ipswich, yeah
[ @aftahours ] ROFL MadHatter

Quote #2917 (+3) [ 2005-08-01, 22:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|ZzZz> <Jessica> why wont anyone love me :( <=- Because you have the same flaw that I do.
<BloodThirs> oh, since when is she gay? :(

Quote #2916 (+7) [ 2005-08-01, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crusher> london was boring
<rerun> but you said it was a blast
<greazy> different type of blast
<rerun> o

Quote #2914 (+2) [ 2005-07-30, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Niche> u will know me cause im bald
<svga> to baldly go where no man has gone before.
<Brains> Didn't Jean-luc Picard already do that? :)

Quote #2913 (+2) [ 2005-07-30, 16:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i've got sexual magnetism in my pants
<brembo`> you've got the polarity set the wrong way though

Quote #2899 (+4) [ 2005-07-25, 09:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could, I suppose, go and drop off my crank.
<Lexi> er... crank?
<Narcolepsy> Crankshaft.
<Lexi> Sounds kinky? :)
<Narcolepsy> Getting it reground and balanced, and possibly other work done to it.
<Narcolepsy> And if they can press the gudgeon pins out of my pistons, they can balance and shot peen my conrods while they're at it.
<Lexi> Either you're talking about a car, or you're talking about some very interesting sexual fantasy. Which is it?
<Narcolepsy> Car. Engine rebuild. Go fast bits. No sex.
<shift> i thought it was both
<shift> the car was part of his sexual fantasy
<Narcolepsy> I DENY!
<Lexi> Is its semen black?
<Narcolepsy> Yes.
<Lexi> Ah, so it WAS a sexual fantasy :)
<Narcolepsy> And it leaks lots of it every day.

Quote #2896 (+2) [ 2005-07-24, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Trenton> hey tim tim
<Eminoir> hello
<Trenton> i need ur assistance
<Trenton> aka. full help
<Trenton> i dont know how to setup thunderbird for gmail
<Eminoir> tried google?
<Trenton> how do i try google?

Quote #2887 (+3) [ 2005-07-20, 11:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Hagfish]: sleeping at work for 20 minutes sounds like polyphasic sleep to me
[ grelli]: oh
* grelli shrugs
[ grelli]: I was tired
[ grelli]: I'm waiting for XP to install
[ Hagfish]: you wake up from a dream world, to a nightmare

Quote #2885 (+3) [ 2005-07-17, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> Can 2 routers connect to each other?
<shift> that's how the internet works.

Quote #2883 (+2) [ 2005-07-16, 10:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I have decided
<Lombers> I hate all PC places now
<Lombers> the problem is, they know nothing about customer service
<Lombers> because the people who started the good ones are pretty much geeks
<Lombers> and have no idea how to actually interact with people
<Lombers> sure they know their tech stuff
<Lombers> but that's about it
<Redback> what do they do when a girl wants to buy a new motherboard?
<Lombers> they premature ejaculate
<Redback> rofl
<pace> its not like i ordered a $15 modem
<Lombers> I know, and that's the problem
<Lombers> their problem is, they keep thinking to themselves that they will be able to get it in
<Lombers> instead of saying "look, I'll be conservative here, it'll take 2 weeks minimum"
<Lombers> then if they get it in earlier the customer would be like "omg that's the best service ever"

Quote #2882 (+5) [ 2005-07-16, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> i got my formal photos in the mail yesterday
<Eminoir> came with a big slip with DO NOT SCAN OR PHOTOCOPY THESE IMAGES OR WE WILL CRY
<Eminoir> or words to that extent
<Ultima> 0.o
<Ultima> Did you scan them?
<Eminoir> i will
<Eminoir> once i find a scanner
* Ultima waits for cops to burst in as soon as Eminoir start scanning
<Eminoir> oh noes!
<Eminoir> then i can say
<Eminoir> "I was framed!"
<Ultima> ...
<Eminoir> :D

Quote #2880 (-4) [ 2005-07-15, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> "is it still pedophilia if the child is dead?" <----- best t-shirt message ever
<jenna> heh
<oBs> lol
<jenna> nah big fat guy in t-shirt that says 'im the girl you cybersexed last night'

Quote #2878 (+14) [ 2005-07-13, 23:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> nuclear demolitions device
<Agg> as opposed to what, nuclear putting-things-back-together device?

Quote #2876 (+1) [ 2005-07-13, 09:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ JoeyJoJo]: lol it said to me 'nudges are new'
[ NoFX-Eli]: I think it meant to say, Nudges are annoying

Quote #2874 (0) [ 2005-07-12, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> "hello helpdesk, i'm a saxaphone player. how do i use the internet?"

Quote #2868 (+6) [ 2005-07-10, 17:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@inferno) FUCK
(@inferno) i just watched a porno
(@inferno) and i realised it showed on my MSN
[@tom] haha

Quote #2866 (+8) [ 2005-07-07, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> thetron- did a moron talk? yes you. SHUT UP fuckwit.
<thetron> :P
<Erve> it's funny, cause it's ironic

Quote #2861 (+2) [ 2005-07-03, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> A Taiwan stock trader mistakenly bought $251 million worth of shares with a misstroke of her computer keyboard, meaning her company is looking at a paper loss of more than $12 million and she is looking for a new job.
<Skitzo> Hahahaha
<Quan-Time> err say what ?
<Quan-Time> how is that possible to "MISTAKE
<Quan-Time> OH FFS
<Quan-Time> fukin teyboard
<Eminoir> just like that :P

Quote #2857 (-3) [ 2005-07-01, 01:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

Ace: people say cocksucker like it's a bad thing

Quote #2856 (0) [ 2005-06-29, 18:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thomo[W]> yeah Lombers
<Norgs-> look guys, I got him to speak,.
<pace282> i thought Thomo[W] was a bot
<Thomo[W]> and I thought you were funny ;)

Quote #2855 (+7) [ 2005-06-29, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> extra bogan++ points for working in the rain, stomping mud through the house, and wearing no socks (i ran out of socks!)
<knowsfords> lies, bogans are afraid of the rain
<knowsfords> it reminds them too heavily of showering
<Warhamster> bogans melt in the rain.... "geez mate, a clear non alcoholic liquid.. we're fucked!"

Quote #2851 (+4) [ 2005-06-27, 10:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar> Heh, our goldfish have been sexing each other
<outonanisl> lol
<outonanisl> how can you tell ?
<Mnz|WORK> the male's smoking, the female has a disappointed look on her face...

Quote #2850 (+3) [ 2005-06-27, 07:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LemMinG> I am 1 icq point off being labelled a genius

Quote #2847 (+4) [ 2005-06-27, 03:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

(outonanisl) haha i remember in primary school beating the shit out of some kid at school, when i got busted i said i was playing power rangers

Quote #2841 (+3) [ 2005-06-24, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Antihero) I'm watching a bald, fat man dance on webcam.
(@Antihero) Man. This guy can acutually move. :)
(@Antihero) Ok.
(@Antihero) Now it's getting weird.
(@Antihero) He's playing with his breasts.

Quote #2840 (+3) [ 2005-06-22, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I found out EA's Battlefield2 release schedule
<Lombers> a) Release demo
<Lombers> b) Find bugs
<Lombers> c) Copy bugs to full version
<Lombers> d) Release full version
<Lombers> e) Fix bugs later when we can be fucked