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Quote #2537 (+2) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #2393 (+47) [ 2004-11-20, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<V8R> my son can dismantle anything :(
<Redback> hide the screwdrivers
<One``> you dont want to come home to a pile of dismantled screwdrivers

Quote #1334 (+8) [ 2003-11-14, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zombie> linux/unix is userfriendly
<zombie> it's just selective about who it's friends are

Quote #2962 (+2) [ 2005-09-01, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

--- VoX is now known as VeganZombie
<VeganZombie> GRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS........
--- VeganZombie is now known as VoX

Quote #3623 (+5) [ 2006-11-06, 22:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pooger> studying is hard
<pooger> as is paperwork
<Radar> So do neither
<Agg> as is life :)
<pooger> Radar: steady as she goes
<pooger> Agg: shush you internet magnate
* Mel yawns
<Agg> yes, i'm an internet magnet
* pooger flings metal things at agg
* The_Dan flings a metal internet at agg
* SgtMjrTank flings a jammy bun at agg
<SgtMjrTank> oh wait...

Quote #1730 (0) [ 2004-03-08, 23:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheRush> i soooo need to get ma shit together!
<adi> i need to do a shit, is that similar??
<TheRush> haha, i don't believe so but depends on your point of view i spose....
<GregM> Im sooo glad they dont carry stench over tcpip
<adi> lol
<adi> theres a company in the UK developing that though..
<adi> it has like 10 smells and costs $10K ^
<GregM> I hope its selective :)
<adi> i feel another beagle coming on..
<Joris> the real problem with smell over ip, is that it doesn't fit porn
<Joris> if a technology isn't applicable to porn, it won't conquer the internet
<Joris> (Joris' first law of internetomatics)
<GregM> put an old kipper behind your monitor Joris
<GregM> close enough
<adi> rofl

Quote #2471 (+33) [ 2005-01-06, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Alyra> rice sends horses nuts at times, yay
<outonan|pc> so rice is bad for horses?
<Alyra> rice isnt bad for them
<Alyra> it can just make them really hyper.
<Alyra> Like if you have red cordial :P
<Agg> wait a second.. you're saying rice DOES add horse power?

Quote #1748 (-1) [ 2004-03-16, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> I'm off to bed to dream about kinky women in plush animal costumes and lots of latex
<deepspring> *drool*

Quote #2841 (+3) [ 2005-06-24, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Antihero) I'm watching a bald, fat man dance on webcam.
(@Antihero) Man. This guy can acutually move. :)
(@Antihero) Ok.
(@Antihero) Now it's getting weird.
(@Antihero) He's playing with his breasts.

Quote #2883 (+2) [ 2005-07-16, 10:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I have decided
<Lombers> I hate all PC places now
<Lombers> the problem is, they know nothing about customer service
<Lombers> because the people who started the good ones are pretty much geeks
<Lombers> and have no idea how to actually interact with people
<Lombers> sure they know their tech stuff
<Lombers> but that's about it
<Redback> what do they do when a girl wants to buy a new motherboard?
<Lombers> they premature ejaculate
<Redback> rofl
<pace> its not like i ordered a $15 modem
<Lombers> I know, and that's the problem
<Lombers> their problem is, they keep thinking to themselves that they will be able to get it in
<Lombers> instead of saying "look, I'll be conservative here, it'll take 2 weeks minimum"
<Lombers> then if they get it in earlier the customer would be like "omg that's the best service ever"

Quote #3268 (+2) [ 2006-02-25, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> you alive
<outy> yeah
<outy> sup??
<deepspring> nothing much... just saw a guy on the news from ipswich that got shot
<deepspring> the guy was a mental patient and apparently wen burko
<outy> lol
<outy> glad to see you thought about me
<deepspring> I was really worried
<deepspring> http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200602/s1578252.htm

Quote #458 (+6) [ 2003-04-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> just don't do what a guy I used to work with did, got done for DD, then crash tackled the police officer who arrested him :)
<Daemon> that doesn't look good in court
<shift> yeah, he should have waited and tackled the judge

Quote #1706 (+3) [ 2004-03-01, 18:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> ahh, man it's good to be home
<knowsfords> Nozz: missed fondling the relatives?
<FreeFrag> He's probably busy with his sis*cough*
<FreeFrag> Oh, he's back.
<FreeFrag> Hi Nozz. *side glances*
<Fod> which head are you glancing at?

Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #1084 (+13) [ 2003-10-06, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> why is it that 'ZzZ' corresponds with sleep?
<Fod> when was the last time you heard someone snoring and it actually sounded like zZzZz
<Fod> it's more ... nGnGnGnGnGhhhhhhhhhhh

Quote #466 (+11) [ 2003-04-14, 02:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> this assignment sucks
<bundy> someone come and do my ass for me
<bundy> *assignment
<bundy> that is
<bundy> luckily i run the quote db
<Fodder> you don't run the ugbox db
<bundy> ...
<bundy> oh dear

Quote #975 (+36) [ 2003-08-30, 21:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> You want spam agg? nps, hang ten.
<FreeFrag> www.gay-mailing-list.com
<FreeFrag> whoops, wrong window, soz
<Sleepy> hahaahhaaha
<Sleepy> FreeFrag, is there something ure not telling us?
<Sleepy> FreeFrag: funny thing is, you say wrong window but this is the only irc channel ure in lol
<FreeFrag> Sleepy, if I'm in a secret channel, it doesn't come up in a /whois </hint>
<Agg> FreeFrag on #overclockers @#dirtymansex
<FreeFrag> Agg, the scary thing is, if #dirtymansex is a secret channel, YOU have to be in there with me for it to come up in a /whois :o :o
<Agg> bitch.

Quote #1596 (+5) [ 2004-02-05, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> Apparently Railway Square looks like a moshpit.
<@Matt-R> As long as they are raving naked near the blue light everything should be fine

Quote #4350 (+3) [ 2008-07-25, 23:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Asteroid> why the fuck did you glue plugs in
<Teh_Dan> try zip ties next time
<Asteroid> that is stupid on many levels.
<Asteroid> go buy a new power board and a few kettle leads than slap yourself for being a dick.
<Ze> the zip ties didn't work well (the powerboard is pretty fucked :p)
<Ze> Asteroid: because it's hot glue
<Asteroid> oh but it's hotglue.
<Asteroid> idiot.

Quote #2672 (+4) [ 2005-04-10, 14:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(snoopz): anyone want to play css
(nza): ok i'll start
(nza): <style type="text/css">

Quote #252 (+27) [ 2003-01-15, 11:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
* Chamelion has left #Overclockers
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<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina

Quote #2019 (+13) [ 2004-05-31, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm gonna write my application for floor supervisor up tommorow
<@Falkor> in?
<Rage> at work
<Rage> they're gonna promote more people
<eDust> to supervise the floor. you know, to make sure it doesn't stop holding things up, or start acting like a wall

Quote #3156 (+11) [ 2005-12-23, 00:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan (rofl@CPE-60-226-81-159.qld.bigpond.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Jessica> Heheh
<Jessica> Yeah.
<Jessica> I got packed full of it.
<FatMan> wtf?
* FatMan (rofl@CPE-60-226-81-159.qld.bigpond.net.au) has left #overclockers

Quote #2880 (-4) [ 2005-07-15, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> "is it still pedophilia if the child is dead?" <----- best t-shirt message ever
<jenna> heh
<oBs> lol
<jenna> nah big fat guy in t-shirt that says 'im the girl you cybersexed last night'

Quote #67 (+2) [ 2002-11-09, 08:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

Quote #21 (-2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictiv> n00bish enough for me, agg?
<Agg> it's not as hardcore as I would have hoped. I mean, the info is probably all there, but they do have some noob-friendly stuff wrapped around it
<Agg> I dunno dude, you're pretty stupid.

Quote #4302 (-1) [ 2008-04-25, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> lol, Destiny is what you make of it :P
<outy> yeah but im all out of lego's

Quote #1524 (+6) [ 2004-01-15, 16:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Azazel3000 has joined #overclockers
<Azazel3000> HEllo, I need help, please send private
<Agg> my privates are private, Private.
<Vassili> lol
<enigma> ... i'm not sending my privates to anyone

Quote #2954 (+4) [ 2005-08-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

betanthapp: ocau is down ... run for the hills
Quilb: incoming tards!
*Azrael has joined #Overclockers
Groomy: lol
Quilb: lol Azrael, really bad timing there.

Quote #2432 (+2) [ 2004-12-16, 11:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> what were you doing in the us?
<Pengo1> working
<Pengo1> and traveling
<Rainwulf> picking up skans
<Rainwulf> skanks
<Pengo1> i won't lie and say i didn't enjoy myself
<Pengo1> i'm no player but having the aussie accent helped my pathetic chances
<Pengo1> :P
<Hyper[a]la> lol
<Pengo1> "Oh you sound just like Hugh Jackman and that crocodile man!"
<Rainwulf> hahaha
<Rainwulf> american chicks are suckers
<Rainwulf> apparently
<Pengo1> in more ways than one

Quote #3514 (+2) [ 2006-08-19, 07:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Jessica: Ugh.
Jessica: My housemates in the next room are either watching a bad anime where the main character is an annoying asian who has sex all day
Draffa: or?
Jessica: Or they're busy having annoying loud asian sex
Jessica: It's not even the kind of sex that makes you want to have sex
Jessica: it's the kind of sex where you're like "Are they molesting a giant mouse?
outy: when they get to the part with the giraffe let me know

Quote #968 (+2) [ 2003-08-29, 16:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> LOL ahahahah sister got her tongue pierced i told her you wont be able to talk by today she didnt believe me now she is complaining while im laughing in her face trying to listen to her speak
<Bipdehone> ouch what does her tongue look like atm?
<Bleeter> lol
<Bipdehone> can u see?
<Bipdehone> is it bloated?
<Bipdehone> Well?
<Sponge> swollen
<Sponge> ?
<Bipdehone> question really is how swollen
<Sponge> like a penis full of viagra
<RoSWeLL> lol its huge

Quote #130 (+1) [ 2002-12-03, 04:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Darkness changes topic to '(Jester): ah my ass hurts (V8R[1100]): lol, mine does that too (PsykoSmily): dildo? (HyDrA[vid]): hrmmm *rubs chin* (Jester):thats the second time hes done that'

Quote #1000 (-7) [ 2003-09-05, 14:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> can i give you a golden shower?
<Phyx_> i gotta warn u.. i gargle
<Sponge> haha
<Sponge> doesnt everyone enjoy getting pissed on?
<Chastity> yeah it's nice and warm and stuff
<Sponge> yep
<Sponge> like warm apple juice
<Phyx_> funnily enough
<Phyx_> if you use your imagination
<Phyx_> it can taste like it too
<Sponge> mmm
<Sponge> time for some golden goodness
<RoSWeLL> you ppl are sick :)

Quote #2652 (+2) [ 2005-03-26, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

·CapnChron· I met one of Yale's sister.
·Narcolepsy· Which one?
·CapnChron· Narcolepsy: I don't know which one.
·CapnChron· Tall one that is
·Narcolepsy· The whole fucking family is tall.
·Narcolepsy· The young one or the horse-lookin' one?
·CapnChron· The young one that looks like him
·Narcolepsy· And her legs are longer than her torso?
·CapnChron· I don't know, I didn't activate my perve mode

Quote #741 (+1) [ 2003-07-07, 13:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* VHBLOKE was kicked by Sticks ( Principles be damned - your to stupdi for this channel, and thats saying something...)

Quote #1823 (+10) [ 2004-04-12, 19:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> you disturb me Fod.
<Fod> sometimes i disturb myself
<Fod> and all too often it ends up on ugquotes

Quote #2968 (+4) [ 2005-09-04, 14:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* NewOrleans has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

Quote #3554 (-2) [ 2006-09-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop-> though ill probably be using debian for my network project
<LemMinG> hells no BTC
<tensop-> because i cbf waiting around for gentoo to install :)
<LemMinG> bwa ha ha ha
<BTC> hmm i might bust a talley
<LemMinG> debian wins again :-D
<LemMinG> both my linux boxen here run windows
* Bundy has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LemMinG> gah
<devians> thats quotable
<LemMinG> WTF DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Quote #1263 (-9) [ 2003-11-02, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> FreeFrag, my penis is green! please help me!
* FreeFrag sucks the greenness off

Quote #2551 (+1) [ 2005-01-31, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<AMD64> okay........
<AMD64> lets get this show on the road people
<outonanisl> AMD64 you sound like my mother, next are you going to say "shit a brick" and "lets make like a tree and leave" ?
<AMD64> shit a brick
<AMD64> lets make like a tree and leave
<outonanisl> starwars episode 4 - the lameness continues
<AMD64> starring outonanisl
<outonanisl> and his trusty dropkick, AMD64

Quote #3169 (+8) [ 2006-01-04, 09:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Who here wouldn't date / otherthings with/to Jennifer Morrison?
<MonoJoker> Turophile that's a question for the pub
<Turophile> Sure, she was born in 1979.
<V8R[ws]> is she female?
<MonoJoker> lol
<Turophile> Yes.
<V8R[ws]> that'll do!
<Turophile> She's also in House... she's the hot one.
<SirPNut> <V8R[ws]> is she female? <-- as if descriminate like that....
<SirPNut> has she got a pulse ?
<V8R[ws]> hahah
<V8R[ws]> is she warm!?
<Grosby> "if I push her, will she move a little"

Quote #726 (+8) [ 2003-07-04, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> heh
<Erve> There's a channel called #gaywogs
<Erve> I thought all wogs were gay?

Quote #2837 (+6) [ 2005-06-22, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[@Ashley]: Oh, and I've got a three-tier sequential data recovery system.
[@Ashley]: Meaning I've got two computers and and a removable backup disk. I love the technoloyg names.
[@Warhamster]: or, a fish on a wire
[@Ashley]: Really?
* Warhamster uses his fish backup
[@Ashley]: How does that work?
[@Warhamster]: when the fish starts to smell, new backup

Quote #1409 (+14) [ 2003-12-03, 16:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> Yea... I went and watched a movie
<CapnChron> Tried to get up
<CapnChron> Couldn't
<CapnChron> So I got mum to pull me off
<yale_work> ahahahahahaa
<CapnChron> and bang.. it hurts and has been hurting since.

Quote #578 (+13) [ 2003-05-20, 03:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i had a cat lover in the car one day, she goes "hey mark, watch out for that cat on the road", me not realising she was a cat lover said "dont worry, i'll get the fucker" and swung the car towards it

Quote #1689 (+5) [ 2004-02-24, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ARghg, i met this chick on sunday, and we got talkin n stuff, i got her number, talked for a bit, she said that she only answers calls from people she knows, sweet. shes good lookin. pity i didn't give her my number, so she doesn't answer my calls
<aftahours> ah i know
<aftahours> ill SMS her
<Lurks> gg aftahours
<Crystal> HAHA
<@Agg> lol, aftahours

Quote #656 (-4) [ 2003-06-11, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark|NSW> Can't work out which ones have a penis, cav?
<QLD-Cav> Dark|NSW: yeah, its been that fucking long :(

Quote #2667 (+10) [ 2005-04-04, 17:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<doughnut> someone should whisper to the pope that it's now past april 1st and this is getting silly

Quote #2541 (+5) [ 2005-01-27, 18:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> What's a new magna worth?
<Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy.
<FreeFrag> Shouldn't you be asleep narcolepsy?
<Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality?
<FreeFrag> <Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy. <Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality? <--Heh :)