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Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #889 (+15) [ 2003-08-13, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza|ZzZ|> review some viagra
<Agg> too hard
<Agg> (boom tish)

Quote #679 (+11) [ 2003-06-17, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> its PSU RAID5. the third PSU is for parity.
<mort> thankyou agg.
<mort> thank christ someone knows.
<Agg> no, someone's taking the piss.
<Agg> (me)

Quote #2660 (+6) [ 2005-04-01, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Topic is 'www.overclockers.com.au - It's April Fools day - kinda like the channel having it's own day....'
*** Set by Sticks on Fri Apr 01 07:27:29

Quote #1981 (+5) [ 2004-05-19, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Sticks, you suck.
<Sticks> yes
<Sticks> I do
<Sticks> but only if they're female, and pretty
<Sticks> and human
<Sticks> and over the age of consent
<Sticks> single is always nice too
<Wolfy> i see you're as fussy as Sciby in that regard Sticks
<FreeFrag> Probably why he's single ;)
<Falkor> no, he's single cause he's an ugly fucker

Quote #8 (+6) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DentArthur> Agg: sweet, in terms off bikes, if its Jap I love it :) they just look so fast and slippery
<DentArthur> and all the plastic is easier to hose off when i shit myself at speed

Quote #2771 (+3) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #1727 (+1) [ 2004-03-06, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@zRoYz> do you think you can be arested for making your daughter draw you porn lol
<@zRoYz> she draws the best amie type girls
<@zRoYz> guys at school in art take her pics lol

Quote #2841 (+3) [ 2005-06-24, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Antihero) I'm watching a bald, fat man dance on webcam.
(@Antihero) Man. This guy can acutually move. :)
(@Antihero) Ok.
(@Antihero) Now it's getting weird.
(@Antihero) He's playing with his breasts.

Quote #237 (+8) [ 2003-01-09, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

Quote #2822 (+3) [ 2005-06-14, 23:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@CapnChron> wtf
<@CapnChron> chicks play Everquest 2 now??
<@CapnChron> I smsed a chick for a root
<@CapnChron> her reply "can't, playing everquest 2"

Quote #253 (+4) [ 2003-01-16, 05:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3[n] found out the reason why he feels like shit <z3[n]> my jocks were to tight

Quote #4108 (+13) [ 2007-05-05, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote> ffs quit talking about sex my highlights are going ballistic!

Quote #1250 (+3) [ 2003-10-30, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> Has anyone had any problems with *Store name omitted to protect the innocent* before?
* VooDoo REFUSES TO COMMENT
<Dopefish> lol
<Quadbox> lol VooDoo
<Flecktone> ...
<Flecktone> :P
<echelon> Dopefish: Take that as a resounding yes

Quote #3623 (+5) [ 2006-11-06, 22:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pooger> studying is hard
<pooger> as is paperwork
<Radar> So do neither
<Agg> as is life :)
<pooger> Radar: steady as she goes
<pooger> Agg: shush you internet magnate
* Mel yawns
<Agg> yes, i'm an internet magnet
* pooger flings metal things at agg
* The_Dan flings a metal internet at agg
* SgtMjrTank flings a jammy bun at agg
<SgtMjrTank> oh wait...

Quote #4058 (+4) [ 2007-03-16, 09:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manol> take the cartridge out and put it back in? powercycle it?
<Statts> wtf is powercycle?
<outy> electric bike
<Statts> stfu outy

Quote #1255 (+4) [ 2003-10-31, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* predder (theserverl@211.27.136.135) has joined #overclockers
<Silentsni> naked oil wrestling
<Silentsni> I mean, hello
<predder> how can you see my browser!

Quote #179 (+14) [ 2002-12-19, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Groomy: i was so fucking sotned last night that i couldnt find my lighter
<Cav> it was in my hand

Quote #2308 (+7) [ 2004-09-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> only 2 things smell like fish
<Junkz> and one of them is fish

Quote #41 (+5) [ 2002-10-28, 07:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> hrmm... i never realized how much i've been in here till now (reading sticks #Overclockers Stats)
<Cav> Rudeboi the irc junky :)
<Cav> although i think i earnt numerous irc-dick points for coming in here immediately after i locked myself out of my own house :)

Quote #3056 (+6) [ 2005-10-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Agg: i had a race with a guy on a bike the other day
<VooDoo> Aprilla 2 stroke thing. I destroyed him :D
<Agg> you destroyed his mighty 125 or 250cc engine.. go you :)

Quote #1530 (+22) [ 2004-01-16, 11:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* CapnChron goes off to wake his sister up
<FuriousG> don't wake her, just put your weener in her mouth, and take photos
<FuriousG> then, post the photos on the internet
<FuriousG> then show all her friends
<FuriousG> then move to alaska
<FuriousG> chuckle to yourself for thirty years
<@Fragwizard> heheheheheheh
<CapnChron> lol
* CapnChron shows this to his sister

Quote #1715 (+8) [ 2004-03-02, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> You know you have problems, when you have 12gb of Iron Chef

Quote #90 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc kicks glass of pine orange for being shit
<nEoLIthIc> I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE!
<nEoLIthIc> not some fucken pine juice or anything
<nEoLIthIc> THATS IT!
<Owen> You big tough man you, nEoLIthIc.
<nEoLIthIc> owen - thnx :P

Quote #2157 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> bah fuck, i just speant 30mins messing with my sound drivers and i just realised my speekers wernt on
<thetron> owned

Quote #694 (+9) [ 2003-06-24, 22:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> umm, what happened just before, when everyone died and lived again?
<Agg> netsplit
<Agg> it's a glitch in the matrix
<Agg> it happens when they change something

Quote #1525 (+8) [ 2004-01-15, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Grosby) I can't eat KFC, looks too much like a wrinkled up testicle

Quote #118 (+1) [ 2002-11-23, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|BBL> dear god, there is 77 gay channels on oz.org
<iconoclast> cav must be busy then
<iconoclast> I dont know how he fits those 130 windows on his screen :O
<Frag|BBL> cav is cav@dialup-1-690.brisbane.gayrouter.com.au * innocent
<Frag|BBL> cav on #gayboyz #gaygaygay #gayisgood #iamgay #gayness #allthingsgay #imnotreallygay #gaymenow

Quote #3300 (+1) [ 2006-03-30, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> I'm sorry to say she was possibly the least attractive 19 year old I've ever met :p
<biatch> According to outy she'd still be bonkable then, Quadbox

Quote #2617 (+1) [ 2005-03-09, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milton> Why do hotdogs taste better at 3am instead of 3pm?
<Mred32> Because they've had more time to ferment

Quote #1296 (+26) [ 2003-11-10, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

«Jobby» cause telstra decides to route all traffic through a piece of string to vietnam where men with hats bash the fuck out of some pots and pans and then decide to send the data back in a fucking fridge or something
«Jobby» thats how slow it seems anyways :(

Quote #298 (+9) [ 2003-02-02, 11:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.
<Strat> Narcolepsy are you serious?
<Strat> or you quoting someone :)

Quote #2507 (+2) [ 2005-01-16, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Flora> So I want to make arrangements and what not
<Flora> How do I do that without a phone!?
<Lartnec> Carrier pigeon.
<Flora> I don't know their address :(
<Lartnec> Send alot of carrier pigeons

Quote #2566 (+7) [ 2005-02-05, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bkuebler> My kid is sick....
<bkuebler> So he went to bed late last night...
<bkuebler> was crying at 04:00 this morning.
<bkuebler> then at 05:00
<bkuebler> then just stayed up...
<bkuebler> then puked all over the place during breakfast.
<bkuebler> Wheeee!!!!!!
<linc> technicolor yawn
<dstate> ouch
<dstate> i would all contract that out to the woman
<bkuebler> when he barfed, he said "look daddy, my favorite cerial"

Quote #1763 (+11) [ 2004-03-23, 19:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I may want 10,000 kids, and if I can afford to have them why cant I?
<Falkor> hehe thats a good way to stay single
<Falkor> "I want 10,000 kids..."
<Falkor> *door slam*

Quote #2643 (+1) [ 2005-03-24, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I don't remember him, which one was he?
<FatMan> the metro fag?
<Jayci> the brit
<FatMan> close enough

Quote #2381 (+2) [ 2004-11-11, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phextwin is now known as confused
* Statts is now known as bewildered
<confused> Together, we are bewildered & confused!
<bewildered> flabergasted wouldnt fit :(

Quote #3019 (+9) [ 2005-10-10, 19:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I just tried to shoo a fly off my screen with the mouse cursor.
<Narcolepsy> I think I'm a geek :|

Quote #3381 (+5) [ 2006-05-26, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Enfilade> heh, i just did a poo that had an apple sticker on it
< Enfilade> I must've eaten it by accident

Quote #3173 (+7) [ 2006-01-06, 14:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> In the interim, I will eat.
<Narcolepsy> It'll fill in time, and the hole in my stomach.
<Narcolepsy> OMG!
<Narcolepsy> THERE'S A HOLE IN MY STOMACH!
<Narcolepsy> Oh, wait, metaphorical.
<Narcolepsy> nm, calm down.
<Narcolepsy> The boredom goes *POW*

Quote #861 (+7) [ 2003-08-09, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Sciby!
<@Sciby> What?
<mazzanet> hi
<@Sciby> STFU.
<mazzanet> ok

Quote #1657 (+8) [ 2004-02-18, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> how sad is it... im eating canned food and drinking passion pop, while my house mate is drinkin smirnoff double black and eating chinese :D

Quote #1164 (+1) [ 2003-10-19, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i saw 14 year old boobies last night... and i was leik... THATS SO WRONG... yet i still had to look, :)

Quote #953 (+7) [ 2003-08-26, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): urghn, make it better
* sabretooth makes it better for biatch.

Quote #1231 (+8) [ 2003-10-27, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@DDsD|tea): I used to think i was cool.. then this song unearthed itself through winamp random play..
* DDsD|tea is currently listening to: (Various - Peter Andre / funky junky) ¤ Length: (3:34) ¤ BitRate: (192Kbps) ¤ Sample Rate: (44Khz)

Quote #1934 (+7) [ 2004-05-07, 17:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PsychoMatt was kicked by Sticks ( I would ask you to leave, but why, when I can force you? )

Quote #1626 (+7) [ 2004-02-11, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> apple pie is too delicious to be fucked.

Quote #3244 (+6) [ 2006-02-05, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> *removed by request of csimpson because his girlfriend browses this site*

Quote #1232 (+1) [ 2003-10-27, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bridgestone> does mirc give you easter eggs
<Bridgestone> wtf
<Bridgestone> advanced technology to the max
<figjam> no, it's got a hidden flight simulator in it dude
<figjam> hold alt and type FXFIGHTER and it starts the flight-sim
<Bridgestone> "Are you sure you wanna quit mIRC"
<Bridgestone> didn't work fig
<Bridgestone> you sure thats right?
<figjam> oh, oops
<figjam> FXFYGHTER
<Bridgestone> but it dun work figjam
<Bridgestone> figjam i wanna play it ffs
<Bridgestone> i just get "are you sure you wanna quit mIRC blah blah:
<figjam> your not typing the whole thing
<figjam> you've gotta finish it, hold alt and type FXFYGHTER
* FiremanSam has joined #nsplayeradmin
<figjam> and not just push alt, hold it the whole time
<Bridgestone> oh ok ta
<Bridgestone> ok
<Bridgestone> now im trying the flight sim
* Bridgestone has quit IRC (Quit: #NSPlayer - nsplayer.org.au • #ComCen - austgaming.com )
<FiremanSam> a devious nsplayer page
<figjam> ROFL
<figjam> PWNED
<Felix> LMAO!!
<Felix> HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Quote #874 (+6) [ 2003-08-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> shouldnt people be in bed by now?
<@sniper2083> Rik you should be cos its ADULTS hour now
<@Agg> adult hour? do we get exotic dancers and gambling?