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Quote #4255 (+9) [ 2007-12-18, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> flatmates and I are discussing religion, purgatory, atheism, monotheism etc. i _think_ there is a word to describe a place without anything else, i've heard it referred to as something like "a grey place where the gods can go get lost" or something. is there a word, when discussing religion, that describes such a place?
<Stalhein> Dubbo?
<brodsta> hahahahah

Quote #3390 (+11) [ 2006-06-02, 21:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

«biatch» Oh my goodness! Kingy really did email me a pic of his weiner!
«sabretooth» Heh
«biatch» You filthy animal!
«Sciby» Really?
«Sciby» bwahahaha
«Sciby» That's awesome.
«Bern|pizza» moo
«Grosby» FORWARD - grosby[at]gmail[dot]com

Quote #3508 (+3) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #1657 (+8) [ 2004-02-18, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> how sad is it... im eating canned food and drinking passion pop, while my house mate is drinkin smirnoff double black and eating chinese :D

Quote #1987 (+3) [ 2004-05-21, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> well both my athlon rigs have them, and i'm a big fan
<gords> YOU are a big fan?
<gords> :o
<Rik> yeh, he sucks
<Rik> and blows
<Rik> whines alot too

Quote #1473 (+4) [ 2004-01-04, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> sabretooth is a trained quake whore
<Erve> -quake
<aftahours> rofl Erve
<Erve> j/k j/k j/k * eleventybillion

Quote #1301 (+45) [ 2003-11-11, 15:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> okay kids, business pitch time
<Fod> tell if me if it'll sell
<Fod> prawn crackers, shaped like nekkid ladies
<Fod> called pr0n crackers :)

Quote #333 (+1) [ 2003-02-14, 17:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DjStudd> Hmm. 50W halogen globes... that's a lot to draw off a psu isn't it?
<Agg> about 50W I imagine

Quote #4058 (+4) [ 2007-03-16, 09:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manol> take the cartridge out and put it back in? powercycle it?
<Statts> wtf is powercycle?
<outy> electric bike
<Statts> stfu outy

Quote #3002 (+5) [ 2005-09-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Jeats> VB is like doing a fat chick, it satisfies a need, but you never feel good for doing it

Quote #2917 (+3) [ 2005-08-01, 22:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|ZzZz> <Jessica> why wont anyone love me :( <=- Because you have the same flaw that I do.
<BloodThirs> oh, since when is she gay? :(

Quote #2180 (+7) [ 2004-07-22, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> I'm a rude fuck :p
<dodgy> i'm sure nobody planned on going that far with you Quadbox

Quote #3288 (+5) [ 2006-03-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy bbl weights
* Kingy is now known as KinGym
Frag|Tea Sif KinGym
Frag|Tea We know you're just changing your nick to KinGym and parking your arse in front of the TV
* You are now known as Frag|Gym
Frag|Gym Righto lads, I'll be back after my "Gym Session"
Lombers haha
Willy hahaha

Quote #3014 (+8) [ 2005-10-05, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> ibbrembo
<Baker> Thats the new Apple product isn't it?
<Baker> iBrembo
<Erve> yeah, internet brakes
<wild`> what will they think of next, an iBenzor?
<Freaek> iTron
<wild`> that's tIron :P
<Erve> hahah
<Freaek> good point
<Erve> an internet iron
<Erve> oh the ironing

Quote #2785 (+2) [ 2005-05-25, 19:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web`> I'd imagine you're mre organised and have the ability to concentrate more than me (anyone does), so you should be fine
<TheWedgie> lol
<TheWedgie> dunno D_Web`, i'm pretty bloody disorganised, and lose concentra LETS GO RIDE BIKES

Quote #3626 (+8) [ 2006-11-10, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* afta|z was kicked by afta|z (afta|z)
* afta|z has joined #overclockers
<afta|z> oops

Quote #190 (+8) [ 2002-12-22, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yaleman> I just got kicked out of an online pictionary game for drawing somepeople doing it doggie style :)

Quote #4262 (+4) [ 2008-01-19, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> oooh a valiant
<SG> ahh the wrx of the 70s

Quote #173 (+2) [ 2002-12-16, 08:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav throws Decker into the lake for backing into him
* Decker runs away from the gay men
<Cav> youll be running forever fool :P
<Hibba> Decker: u cant run away from ur self

Quote #1231 (+8) [ 2003-10-27, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@DDsD|tea): I used to think i was cool.. then this song unearthed itself through winamp random play..
* DDsD|tea is currently listening to: (Various - Peter Andre / funky junky) ¤ Length: (3:34) ¤ BitRate: (192Kbps) ¤ Sample Rate: (44Khz)

Quote #1665 (+7) [ 2004-02-20, 09:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- SignOff Fod: #overclockers (Quit: set phasers to pwn)

Quote #633 (+3) [ 2003-06-07, 13:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> everyone is grumpy when they are tiered
<Firemoth> z3[n], depends which tier you are. :p
<z3[n]> *tired!* happy?
<Firemoth> No, please leave. We can no longer put up with your mistakes.
* z3[n] slowly walks away from the channel in tears
* Firemoth husg
<Firemoth> hugs too
<Firemoth> Don't say a word, z3[n] :P

Quote #1707 (+9) [ 2004-03-01, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> 12/1.5 for $49USD in japan Freaek :)
<FreeFrag> but in Japan everyone is so close together you could run a token ring network if need be :p
<knowsfords> aint that the truth
<Fod> they have a broadband network built out of tin cans and 1m lengths of twine :)

Quote #2463 (+4) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #785 (+7) [ 2003-07-15, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@DNT-PSH-ME> im boreddddddd
<@_NeMeSiS_> Whack It.
<@DNT-PSH-ME> already did
<@_NeMeSiS_> Only once?

Quote #275 (+2) [ 2003-01-20, 09:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I'm not a big fan of cars
<Cav> Enfilade: im not a big fan of anal sex, your point?
<Enfilade> What happened?
<Cav> Enfilade: someone forgot to use lube :(

Quote #3214 (+11) [ 2006-01-22, 09:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@knowsfords> I hear that when you pour tassie beer, it has two heads

Quote #2170 (+7) [ 2004-07-21, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> thanks for sharing
<FatMan> it makes you randy, agg.
<Agg> no, abusing power makes me randy, so keep on being a smartarse.. :)

Quote #4221 (+5) [ 2007-10-08, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

[10:38] <@Wayne> FFS, I was attacked by a bird.
[10:38] <Chamelion> Lucky SOB.
[10:39] <@Wayne> When I was riding my bike from the service station after I had put some air in my tires, a magpie kept swooping me
[10:39] <@Wayne> It even had some goes at me with its claws.
[10:41] <Chamelion> Ohh, a bird bird.

Quote #1887 (+3) [ 2004-04-28, 01:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nw|work> have a good night all
<bartobook> for real this time?
--- sniperA64 sets ban on *!*@203-213-14-78-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
<sniperA64> for real this time

Quote #2931 (+7) [ 2005-08-11, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Lapto> You might be calling Bern "daddy"
<Jessica> I already do ;)

Quote #2601 (+6) [ 2005-02-22, 04:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter_> A master corporal from Ontario, the lead sniper of his three-man team, said when they first landed in the combat zone "our spider senses were tingling.... It was night and we didn't know what to expect."
<MadHatter_> ahahahahaha
<MadHatter_> sniperman... sniperman... does what ever a sniper can
<Aedan_18br> haha
<Draffa> lol
<MadHatter_> shoots a terrorist, any size, kills alqaeda, just like flies... lookout!
<MadHatter_> here comes the sniperman?

Quote #4313 (+10) [ 2008-05-07, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:10] <tensop-_> argh, every bone in my body aching
[20:11] <fade> y?
[20:11] <One``> i can put another aching bone in your body if you like.
[20:11] <One``> oh wait,that sounds gay.
[20:11] <One``> probably because it is..
[20:11] <InTheFade> rather gay, yes

Quote #630 (+5) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha

Quote #2422 (+8) [ 2004-12-10, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;Crystal&gt; SirPNut: have a mate trying to install RAM in it. Having trouble<br />
&lt;Crystal&gt; he says he got Sodium RAM....

Quote #1758 (+7) [ 2004-03-22, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* mazzanet hugs raddy 9000
<PsychoMatt> dont hug it fool, u just turned it on

Quote #4008 (+2) [ 2007-01-13, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Look I'm sure he'd manage to do it.
<Shaun> [17:27:32] -!- Irssi: [ @Sciby ] [sciby@138.77.43.69 ]
<Shaun> Er.
<Shaun> Stupid putty.
<mazzanet> s/putty/user/
<Shaun> Want me to see how many times I've seen you say "stupid putty"?
<mazzanet> now with a new mouse with better tactileness is hard to accidently right click
<mazzanet> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<mazzanet> <html dir="ltr" lang="en">
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> shut up.

Quote #2735 (+8) [ 2005-05-03, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[MaXius]: hello.. just doing a unix assignment, how do u run two commands on a line without it putting a carriage return in the output?
[neil]: rm -rf / ; echo oh fuq

Quote #1129 (+4) [ 2003-10-14, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> great sab! now the entire of ocau can see my sexy cellulite folds!
<biatch> jesus!
<echelon> biatch is folding for ocau!
<Tapek> lol
<echelon> :P
<sabz> haha
<yale_work> rofl
<Iroquois> hehe :D
<biatch> dead sexeh.

Quote #1337 (+6) [ 2003-11-15, 22:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> bundy: "I'd rather drink another man's semen"

Quote #2539 (+1) [ 2005-01-26, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> nearly kicked neolithic for putting a whole line in red...but it was just my highlight

Quote #1971 (+6) [ 2004-05-17, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> how did general electric manage to get 3.0.0.0->3.255.255.255
<pace> ocnet is all about the efficient distribution of icecream
<primz> and the icecream network just stopped out the front of my door. thanks lurks.
<FreeFrag> Why would GE need 16,581,375 IP Addresses?
<primz> one for every fridge
<dec> i really don't know FreeFrag
<rma> haha
<dec> hahah
<pace> ip to fridge
<FreeFrag> FoIP
<pace> it the way to go
<primz> heh, yeah, where have you been for the last year?
<rma> FreeFrag hehe
* primz pings 3.255.255.255.3 and receives a glass of milk
<FreeFrag> Convergent Technoligies are bringing your computer and fridge together w00t :S

Quote #1868 (+3) [ 2004-04-23, 10:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> fucken hell who keeps giving my email out to 12 and 13 year old girls
<ace234> 6 people have added me in the last 10mins and they are all 12 and 13:S
<Erve> well, treat them like new wine, put them in the cellar for a few years..
<Srebmol> yeah, but if you keep them longer than that they turn to vinegar :P

Quote #1127 (+6) [ 2003-10-13, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mooksta> What's news?
<echelon> Smartarse Answer:
<echelon> news ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nz, nyz)
<echelon> pl.n. (used with a sing. verb)
<echelon> Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by newspapers, periodicals, radio, or television.
<echelon> A presentation of such information, as in a newspaper or on a newscast.
<echelon> New information of any kind: The requirement was news to him.
<echelon> Newsworthy material: “a public figure on a scale unimaginable in America; whatever he did was news” (James Atlas).
<echelon> Non Smartarse answer:
<echelon> I'm getting a car, Saga is getting a new computer, Nozz is idling along with Omi, Wardog is STILL sleeping and Sponge is in and out.

Quote #1767 (+2) [ 2004-03-24, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> did u guys know phone companies keep a log of all SMS's sent
<TheWedgie> eDust: yes, yes i did.
<eDust> :|
<TheWedgie> but you'd be surprised at how hard it is to get access to them, and how heavily the system is logged
<TheWedgie> with telstra anyhoo. ;)
<Fod> can't get at them with telstra because the server is down?

Quote #1918 (+14) [ 2004-05-04, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> what's the term for a fake bone? like a prosthetic limb, but a bone
<Erve> prosthetic bone?
<Rik> dildo

Quote #4101 (+4) [ 2007-04-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dana passes everyone knives
<dana> and scissors
<dana> and a toaster
<dana> now run!

Quote #2942 (+5) [ 2005-08-18, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> argh, having the flu sucks, cant sleep at night cause i cant breathe, cant sleep at day cause its soo hot, turn on aircon, flu gets worse, wake up every hour with a dry throat choking on nothing, drink water and it goes down the wrong hole, cough really bad, hurt your throat some more
<FatMan> cut your throat out
<FatMan> you don't need it
<FatMan> whoever says anything otherwise is lying
<outy> i swear i breath out through my mouth and it sounds like i have a BOV
<csimpson> HAHAHHAHAHA
<outy> blow off valve for those playing at home
<csimpson> outy, man, i just fell off my chair laughing
<csimpson> it was a true blue ROFL.
<outy> good, i hope your hit your head and are now going to die
<PooJou> Lol BoV
<PooJou> aahh aaahhh AAAAHHHH *PPPPPPTSSCCHHHHH*
<outy> shutup PooJou, its so not funny, it hurts to breathe
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> don't get defected
<outy> hahaha
<csimpson> haha
<outy> nah i got engineers cert
<PooJou> " yeah mate, we're gonna have to get you to plumb that into the exhaust"
<beta|SLEEP> you pppppppttttschhhhhhht it hurst to ppppppppppppppppppppppppttttshccct breath ???
<PooJou> Ya reckon, does darth vader have a BOV?
<PooJou> it'd explain his heavy breathing
<PooJou> like if he runs a lot
<beta|SLEEP> yeah and youd think the back pressure would kill him
<PooJou> NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ppppttssscchhhh*
<PooJou> <<defect'd>>
<Vantage> PooJou: Yeah and he has a type r sticker on the back of his helmet too
<PooJou> haha
<PooJou> HKS!
<Vantage> TRUST
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> General Grevious had trust parts i reckon
<Vantage> haha
<PooJou> it made him 20% faster
<beta|SLEEP> outy do you have a HKS sticker on your forehead?
<outy> shutup

Quote #1560 (+8) [ 2004-01-27, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> You have just received the Sven & Ole Computer Virus. Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this message to everyone on your mailing list.
<TXtoucian> Thank you for your cooperation.
<TXtoucian>
<TXtoucian> Sven and Ole
<DrillSGT> hmmmm
<DrillSGT> brb
* DrillSGT is away, deleting files, (logon pageron)

Quote #1312 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zom> OCAU...
<Zom> is that an australian godzilla or something?