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Quote #1255 (+4) [ 2003-10-31, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* predder (theserverl@211.27.136.135) has joined #overclockers
<Silentsni> naked oil wrestling
<Silentsni> I mean, hello
<predder> how can you see my browser!

Quote #2145 (+5) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #974 (+29) [ 2003-08-30, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Moose licks FreeFrags arse and grabs the cookie
<Moose> *kicks

Quote #3258 (+6) [ 2006-02-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> damn dude, you gotta ream that shit out on occasion
<Erve> If I was smarter I would have put some coal up that arse, waited a few months, and then she would have had her own diamond for that token ring
<Freaek> so you could say she was under pressure

Quote #653 (+15) [ 2003-06-11, 04:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(FenrisOlf): Your Personal Day of Death is...
(FenrisOlf): Saturday, January 12, 2019
(FenrisOlf): fuck you deathclock.
(Darkness): lol

Quote #2743 (+9) [ 2005-05-10, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

[spoonhead] i've spent all day doing this stupid assignment thing
[spoonhead] i bet the chicks are going to be impressed with me
[spoonhead] i'll show them up with my raw intellectual power
[spoonhead] and they'll all be like martin come to study group we wants to rub our bodies on u and feed u grapes

Quote #685 (+11) [ 2003-06-18, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> afaik is some sort of acronym as far as I know...
<FuriousG> 'as far as i know'
<FuriousG> hey, i see what you said narc
<FuriousG> you suck
<FuriousG> make me look the fool

Quote #1123 (+7) [ 2003-10-13, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saganami slaps echelon upside the head with a phone book
* echelon grabs the phone book and looks up the number for 000
<Saga> rofl

Quote #4342 (+1) [ 2008-07-01, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<scon> Hah, nice, all office email just sent out "free donuts and beer in the cafe/bar"
<scon> It was a trap - the first 10 to rock up had to move furniture.
<Lemming> lol

Quote #80 (+9) [ 2002-11-17, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> i tripped on the splinters from the mobo that i threw on the wall and banged my heap on the corner of my crappy case b4 being inpaled on the pins of my duron 1.1
<Anarki> ah
<risesies> then swallowed the acid of the battery ive been looking for for the last 20 mins
<Anarki> well at least you have a keyring right?
<risesies> lol

Quote #1612 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

Quote #2518 (+8) [ 2005-01-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashley
* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashleee
* Krypt0n is now known as David
Iroquois *brain explodes*

Quote #2413 (+5) [ 2004-12-07, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> i could see the cops raiding a lan and the guy dressed as a pirate running out with his pc

Quote #109 (+5) [ 2002-11-21, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** nEoLIthIc was kicked by VooDoo (you get the most annoying person award)

Quote #248 (+10) [ 2003-01-14, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dspringau remembers to take a "black" light if visits any of these wierdo's houses and scan for cum residue before sitting down
<z3[n]> does cum glow or something?
<dspringau> you need to use polarised sun glasses to see it properly though
<Carrots> it alarms me that so many of us know that semen is UV reactive

Quote #1665 (+7) [ 2004-02-20, 09:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- SignOff Fod: #overclockers (Quit: set phasers to pwn)

Quote #3118 (+5) [ 2005-12-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Got a pic that you've taken from it?
<biatch> Mind you, I don't have a photographic bone in my body
<biatch> Well... not until sabre comes home anyway!
<biatch> Aaaaaaahahahhahahahah
<biatch> Ahaha. Ahem.
<biatch> Moving along.

Quote #339 (+9) [ 2003-02-16, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FreeFrag watches Days of our Lives sometimes. It gives him a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there are more pathetic people in the world than himself
<Darkness> FreeFrag: They are actors. Therefore, you are the lowest.
<Darkness> :)
<FreeFrag> Darkness, stop destroying my life :'(

Quote #2876 (+1) [ 2005-07-13, 09:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ JoeyJoJo]: lol it said to me 'nudges are new'
[ NoFX-Eli]: I think it meant to say, Nudges are annoying

Quote #2677 (+4) [ 2005-04-11, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Temjin> ffs, so many pm's to reply too...
<Kaos`> I dont have any pms :'(
<Falkor> i'd hope not, your male right?

Quote #1816 (+8) [ 2004-04-09, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> do ya get thems camel spiders in australia?
<Tabris> nwatts: nope, but what we have are spiders and bugs a heck of a lot worse... Australia, land of things that will kill you
<nwatts> :'(
* @Daemon hides creepy crawly things in nwatts's room
<ace234> oh great i look at the picture and now i hear creeping noises:@
<Tabris> everytime i talk to somone from overseas i tell them under any given rock is at least 10 things that will kill you :P im doing my part keeping tourists away :)
<FreeFrag> rofl

Quote #1818 (+9) [ 2004-04-10, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> shut the fuck up owen
<Owen> No, you
<DrillSGT> No, you
<-- Z has kicked DrillSGT from #n00b ((OblongCheese) No, you)
--> DrillSGT (drillsgt@CPE-144-137-154-123.qld.bigpond.net.au) has joined #n00b
<DrillSGT> hahaha
<DrillSGT> you think your smart owen
<Skitzo> Haha.
<-- Owen has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<DrillSGT> I unpluged him from the hub ;)

Quote #3284 (+1) [ 2006-03-18, 03:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> downloading pr0n at 25mbit
<aftahours> congrats.
<Agg> it must feel like you're wanking in slow motion.

Quote #4086 (+11) [ 2007-04-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> anyhoo, register or i'll cut off your thumbs
<biatch> you can have 'em!
<biatch> they're useless anyway
<Lits> like your boobs?
<biatch> >:|
<Lits> o.o
* Lits runs
<biatch> boobs? useless?
<Lits> and i quote
<Lits> <biatch> pfft. the boobs, they do nothing for me! | <Lits> i bet they'd just get in the way | <biatch> they do
<biatch> what the. where'd that come from?
<Shaun> Looks like he keeps record of whenever you talk about your breasts.
<Lits> a convo some time ago
<Shaun> Rather creepy.
<biatch> how'd you get it so quickly?
[20:42] <Lits> i keep records of any time anyone talks about breasts

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #3030 (+9) [ 2005-10-17, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> um :O :S :(~~~ :brokenheart: :drooping rose: :angry: :phone:
<Hunter> apparently thats what im like after chicks
<BenZApple> you give head... with a funny lip pattern, then dribble, then break her heart, come impotent, get angry, and shane warne rings?

Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #3136 (+11) [ 2005-12-12, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> Condense soup, not books!
<gords> reader's digest bothering you again, Freaek?
<Freaek> those lousy fuckers
<Freaek> word nazis!
<TheWedgie> lol
<Freaek> oh sure, you laugh now, but just you wait. It'll be a lolercaust all over again

Quote #2735 (+8) [ 2005-05-03, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[MaXius]: hello.. just doing a unix assignment, how do u run two commands on a line without it putting a carriage return in the output?
[neil]: rm -rf / ; echo oh fuq

Quote #3509 (+8) [ 2006-08-14, 19:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sciby> Just walked into the comp lab to check the printer paper and 10 guys are in there, playing counter-strike. When I cleared my throat, they all spun around like they'd been caught jacking off together.

Quote #2464 (+35) [ 2005-01-04, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Jessica loves her FatMan pr0n collection
<Jessica> i like a bit of jerk
<Jessica> the band i mean
<Jessica> shit shit.

Quote #1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..

Quote #2545 (+3) [ 2005-01-28, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Hadamona: Cos most of our customers are budget tightarses
<Hadamona> lol
<outonanisl> how tight?
<ace234> that got outonanisl interested
<aftahours> as tight as a nuns....
<outonanisl> see you next tuesday aftahours?
<aftahours> see you in a fire?

Quote #1157 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> [22:01] * Agg (agg@203.173.27.67) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <----oh noes Agg got assinated by peer
<FreeFrag> he got hit by a deer?
<Redback> that should be aggs quit message
<Redback> Connection reset by deer
<afta|shwr> ahhhaah
<mazzanet> lol

Quote #78 (+16) [ 2002-11-17, 03:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> you know eating toast upside down accually makes it taste kinda different
<knowsfords> Jester: I have noticed that too.
<knowsfords> now we can get a government research grant to find out why

Quote #1607 (+3) [ 2004-02-08, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google bastards
<D_Web> Result: SCO | SCO Grows Your Business - [ http://www.sco.com/ ]

Quote #4363 (+2) [ 2008-08-16, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm so hip i can barely see over my pelvis

Quote #4139 (+10) [ 2007-06-03, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> damn ubuntu resetting my DNA
<Shaun> wayne: Ubuntu does gene therapy now?
<wayne> heh, DNS

Quote #860 (+5) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #2442 (+11) [ 2004-12-20, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> around 30 years ago, my dad recieved some cylinder from sweden, someone died overthere and he was a decendent of that person... my dad never did anything about it, and we have no idea where he put the cylinder
<edj> only found out after his funeral when my uncle, (his brother) told me about it
<Agg> what was in the cylinder, edj?
<edj> some official swedish document
<edj> land rights or something, I don't really know much about it, but it had the official seal of sweden on it
<dr_red> edj: you could be rich!
<edj> back then they figured it was way to expensive to go to sweden and claim it, so they just left it
<dr_red> it could be a shitload of land
<dr_red> id be looking into it
<Agg> You own Sweden. Would you like to build a hotel ($185)? (Y/n)
<edj> lol, my dad chose "n" unfortunately

Quote #3173 (+5) [ 2006-01-06, 14:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> In the interim, I will eat.
<Narcolepsy> It'll fill in time, and the hole in my stomach.
<Narcolepsy> OMG!
<Narcolepsy> THERE'S A HOLE IN MY STOMACH!
<Narcolepsy> Oh, wait, metaphorical.
<Narcolepsy> nm, calm down.
<Narcolepsy> The boredom goes *POW*

Quote #4252 (+4) [ 2007-12-10, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* vanguard has quit (Quit: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ;_;)
<brodsta> Britney is fat
<V8R> so turn off the lights :P
* V8R gorn
<brodsta> Lights off, glasses on, hair up?
<Rainwulf> paper bag
<brodsta> lol
<ace234> 2 paper bags, incase hers falls off

Quote #1819 (+3) [ 2004-04-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> night all
<knowsfords> was going to stay up till the easter bunny comes, that way I can catch him and hold the worlds chocolate at ransom
<knowsfords> but meh I'm tired

Quote #1868 (+1) [ 2004-04-23, 10:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> fucken hell who keeps giving my email out to 12 and 13 year old girls
<ace234> 6 people have added me in the last 10mins and they are all 12 and 13:S
<Erve> well, treat them like new wine, put them in the cellar for a few years..
<Srebmol> yeah, but if you keep them longer than that they turn to vinegar :P

Quote #1693 (+11) [ 2004-02-26, 10:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> last night i saw the most amazing shooting star
<edj> it was huge, not moving too fast
<edj> then after around 10 seconds, it broke into around 5 glowing pieces
<edj> then faded away
<Draffa_> then you went blind?
<Draffa_> and plants started taking over the world!
<echelon> edj: Jetstar's maiden flight

Quote #290 (+5) [ 2003-01-30, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> stuipted black
<sabretooth> Dude... it's spelt "Stupid"
<sabretooth> Not stuipted
<Daemon> sabretooth: my mamma always says stuipted is as stuipted does :P

Quote #2356 (+12) [ 2004-10-22, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoonSha> How the Fuck do you spell Unneccessary or whatever
<Agg> nunracerscary
<BenZ|iBook> Agg, I dub thee, thetron the second!
<Agg> w0t0!

Quote #2120 (+4) [ 2004-07-08, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> oh shit
<mazzanet> the VCR is smoking
<mazzanet> brb
<remote_man> rofl
<Bern> tell it smoking will stunt it's growth
<kizzap> didn't your mother ever tell you not to pass joints

Quote #1087 (+7) [ 2003-10-08, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> rofl - hl2 beta
<gs--> is it acutally out ?
<gs--> i heard it was just gay pr0n
<Nemmy> nah there is 2
<Nemmy> one is gay pron one is the actual release
<Fod> you know which one i'll be downloading
* Fod winks
<Sciby> Pervert.
<Fod> what's so perverted about halflife2?
<Fod> weirdo.
<yaleman> yeah, downloading hl2 is sick dude
<yaleman> get the gay pr0n

Quote #756 (+11) [ 2003-07-09, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jab> anything interesting of late VooDoo ?
<VooDoo> seems LCD screens are all the rage atm
<VooDoo> and USB products
<VooDoo> oh.. and penis and BALLS enlargements
<Agg> larger balls so you can sit on them more often? sounds great
* VooDoo wonders how Agg sits to be able to say "more often"
<Soc> you've never sat on em before?
<Soc> I have. it hurts.
* VooDoo gets sick thinking about it
<Jab> Soc ? You have sat on Agg's Balls ?
<Soc> Jab: of course. I've hit them with a rubber mallet too.
<Agg> only the once, we were both drunk, we've talked about it and it meant nothing