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Quote #1370 (+4) [ 2003-11-22, 21:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) ive seen computers that never shut down, from p3 to p4, from amd to celeron - no matter how far i overclock, i still love my AMD!
(Snufkafk`) that's the geekiest thing I've seen today

Quote #2104 (+7) [ 2004-07-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Mothman): Which sex is the geekiest - how many guys are there compared to girls?
(synik): Are you retarded? It'll be 90% blokes, 10% chicks, and some wise ass like Mitch choosing the Miriam option.

Quote #2088 (+1) [ 2004-06-28, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzzap> I recon all that UGBox needs is a porn section
<kizzzap> UGPorn

Quote #3122 (+8) [ 2005-12-06, 02:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Recharge) a 17 year old girl at a lan... imagine... lolololol
(Recharge) *all the boys wispering in the corner*
(Recharge) "whats that?? , I don't know!!!!, I'm scared!! but excited at the same time!!! augh!"

Quote #53 (+5) [ 2002-11-06, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, what did I win?
<Agg> FreeFrag - you won a "kick in the nuts" voucher, redeemable at your nearest Agg outlet.
<Agg> (not exchangeable for cash)

Quote #2483 (+4) [ 2005-01-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Aedan_18> maybe i should just do an all nighter
<bungs> i stayed up for 40hrs straight when i was up on the gold coast hehe
<Aedan_18> i stayed up 60hours and worked
<outonanisl> i stayed up for 150 hours, note to self, dont take that much viagra at once

Quote #3287 (+4) [ 2006-03-22, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg [Agg@ppp121-218.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
*** mode/#overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Agg> rargh/kslbn
<LemMinG> ah
<LemMinG> agg my dear chap
<aftahours> hi2u agg.
<LemMinG> it appears i will no longer need those 92mm ventillators you were going to so graciously supply
<LemMinG> as my associate has procured some from ebay
* LemMinG polishes his monocle
<Agg> LemMinG - splendid news, as my interminable slackness seemed destined to indefinitely prolong their onward distribution to your very own good self.
<outy> lol LemMinG
<outy> WHAT THE FUCK
LemMinG> ow my ribs
<LemMinG> i can't help but laught every time i look at that now
<LemMinG> someone ugbox it please

Quote #430 (+2) [ 2003-03-29, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* RudeSlart pokes z3[n]
<z3[n]> wat?
<RudeSlart> bored
<z3[n]> suck me dick
* RudeSlart sucks z3[n]'s dick
<z3[n]> harder
* RudeSlart bites into z3[n]'s dick
<Tommmo> ok. I think i'v joined the wrong channel
* RudeSlart literally eats teh cawk

Quote #146 (+10) [ 2002-12-09, 01:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Indef> laughs while he eats, watching what Cav is watching
<Indef> opps
* Indef laughs while he eats, watching what Cav is watching
<Indef> fkn /me
<Cav> cant anyone spell oops this morning?
<Anarki> Indef: fkn /yourself
<Anarki> damn you

Quote #3004 (+3) [ 2005-09-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MrSnrub> im going to go listen to linkin park.
<Rara_Avis> why
<MrSnrub> because life is a constant battle

Quote #1831 (+3) [ 2004-04-14, 12:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stevie> coz that 120gb seagate sata drive is good, but i can't use it
<Borg-[W]> then maybe its not the drives but the organic interface that has the problem
<Stevie> organic interface
<Stevie> ?

Quote #3002 (+4) [ 2005-09-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Jeats> VB is like doing a fat chick, it satisfies a need, but you never feel good for doing it

Quote #4223 (+6) [ 2007-10-09, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> what is the proper term used to describe people who live in Brisbane?
<@Wayne> Brisbanites?
<knowsfords> brisbanites
<outy> brisvegans ?
<glasnt> Bris-vagians :P
<predder> "people who hail from brisbane"
<glasnt> Brisbanites
<predder> what about sydney then?
<knowsfords> "wankers"

Quote #176 (+11) [ 2002-12-18, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Narcolepsy is now known as YaleNarc
*** Yaleman is now known as NarcYale
<NarcYale> Goofy[LaG]: We are borg. Join with us...
<NarcYale> Put down your weapons, resistance is futile...
*** NarcYale is now known as NarYalGoof
<NarYalGoof> Join us Kitt3n, resistance is futile...
*** YaleNarc is now known as YaleNarKit
*** sniper1400 sets mode: +m
*** NarYalGoof is now known as NrYlGooSni
*** sniper1400 sets mode: -m
<NrYlGooSni> Join us, sniper1400...
<Quadbox> I wanna be assimilated too!
*** YalNarKit is now known as YlNrQuKit
<Quadbox> w00t!

Quote #2592 (+2) [ 2005-02-17, 21:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

(LaNcE): what is it with this influx of cheap bar&plate intercoolers!
(Tensopaway): truck carrying intercoolers was hijacked by 4 people driving black honda civics with green underbody neons and kettle blow off valves
(FreeFrag): ROFL
(LaNcE): hahaha
(yale|nfsu2): lol

Quote #1319 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> It's your fault you won't re-enact them with me, sab :(
<eDust|beer> what's this channel turned into
<biatch> I'm forced to live out my sick fantasies on the internet, with strangers :(

Quote #2558 (+3) [ 2005-02-01, 22:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> this storm is hopeless.
<BenZor> Its like, all show no go
<BenZor> Its like a hot4's cruise.

Quote #4343 (+2) [ 2008-07-06, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords opens a strip club so exclusive that he cannot get in
<AngelMoo> glasnt: didn't get up on the table? could have made yourself some extra cash
<glasnt> AngelMoo: if only you were there.
<@Bern> I would have paid to se that
<glasnt> Would it make you weak at the kneews, bern?
<@Bern> No, it might make me hard somewhere else though
<knowsfords> of hearing?
<@Bern> ...yes

Quote #3312 (+6) [ 2006-04-04, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> Why doesn't Agg get kicked for excess caps?
<Agg> Grosby - why does God do bad things sometimes?

Quote #1054 (+6) [ 2003-10-02, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> half life 2 source code got out
<brembo`> interesting
<Lombers> yeah, check this out
<Lombers> I found the new Duke Nukem source code earlier today. Check it out...
<Lombers> do
<Lombers> { 'nothing' }
<Lombers> while
<Lombers> { 'heads = asses' }
<Lombers> That was pretty much all of it.
<Falkor> lol
<Strange1> lol
<wild> lmao
<Lombers> someone posted that at tech report
<Lombers> and at slashdot, someone said "Looks like there will be a linux port after all"
<echelon> lol

Quote #4076 (+1) [ 2007-04-11, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i lived for 6 months on no frills fish fingers and no frills bread, toasted in my little grill
<brodsta> You seem to be breaking a lot of stuff lately rodgrech.. ;)
<Navillus> Morning boblapcat
<Agg> coz i was fucking poor. NEVAR AGAIN, NEVAAARR
<Rainwulf> agg.. damn
<V8R[ws]> brodsta: its called 'trouble shooting' :p
<Dopefish> when ocau was poor agg?
* Agg rolls around in google cheques
<rodgrech> V8R[ws], just a big fight, all good again
<knowsfords> Agg: by little grill you mean your athlon?

Quote #1094 (+7) [ 2003-10-09, 05:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

Quote #395 (+1) [ 2003-03-11, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

Quote #2370 (+1) [ 2004-11-02, 18:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Lombers) books without sentances :)
* Andypoo tosses Lombers an e
(aftahours) ohhh ! an e !
* Lombers starts raving

Quote #171 (+5) [ 2002-12-16, 08:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> Cav worships the ass demon
* Cav is just like that :)
<Womb0> Cav: ur strange
<Cav> yeah
<Cav> im a complete fucking wierdo :)

Quote #1151 (+24) [ 2003-10-17, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): we should get a few bots in here with names like 'fuck' and 'dickhead' so all we have to do is type fu then press tab... the lazy way to insult people

Quote #2608 (+10) [ 2005-02-25, 03:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> Computers? In my day there were 150 of us using abacus in middle of 't road

Quote #771 (+6) [ 2003-07-11, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ernest has taken a new pertfollio, as minister for spelling, his first order of business is to spellcheck hibba's post
(Hibba): shhh, special
(ernest): :D
(ernest): took a while, I wasn't making no typos in that
(Draffa): pertfolio eh?
(Darkness): pertfollio..
(Hibba): ha
(MadHatter): lol
(Darkness): It's like, a more perky portfolio, one you would find in a high school gym class.

Quote #1161 (+3) [ 2003-10-18, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) one of these guys at my school who always studies everybody thinks all he does is study
(Largo) he looks real innocent
(Largo) till one of my mates went over and found porn on his hdd
(Largo) and he said he doesnt know how it got there, all he does is download 'service packs' for windows
(yaleman) lol
(biatch) ahh rubbish.
(AznRetroGa) Largo - it's always those kinda guys that have heaps of pr0n
(yaleman) fap packs
(Chemix) i think those packs are to service himself

Quote #1619 (+4) [ 2004-02-10, 21:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Chris: It's obviously Nissans fault that guy crashed his Skyline... I mean, Nissan are so great, but they can't make an uncrashable car? What is up with that? Nissan suck balls. :P

Quote #1431 (+2) [ 2003-12-09, 23:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> grandfather's bugle sounds like a euphemism
<element> for penis
<element> you have to blow SO hard
<element> and keep your lips tight
<MonoJoker> that's rank
<element> im being serious thats how you play it
<Hunter> should i be worried that you know all this
<Manaz> About your grandfather's penis, no less...
<element> tighter your lips=higher the sound
<Manaz> When you bite too hard, he screams?
<Hunter> lol
<william> rofl
<element> when i tighten my lips too much :
<Manaz> So you don't use your teeth on him? How considerate of you... :/
<Hunter> haha

Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #2451 (+13) [ 2004-12-26, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cuahtemoc> Someone kick eth.
<Cuahtemoc> I'll give you $1.
* `X kicks eth
<eth> ??
* eth was kicked by VooDoo (Its for a $1)
<`X> $1 please
* eth (poohead@203-206-245-153.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<FreeFrag|> I'll give you $1 as well VooDoo
<VooDoo> :)
<FreeFrag> No, really.
<Cuahtemoc> How much for a ban ?
<FreeFrag> Yeah, lets all chip in for a ban. I'll start at $20
<INerTIal> i'll DD you $10 now if you ban him
<Cuahtemoc> I'll put in 10.
<FreeFrag> That's $40
* Z sets mode: +b *!*poohead@*.dyn.iinet.net.au
* eth was kicked by Z ((redback) No Reason)
<`X> ahha
<INerTIal> YEAH
<INerTIal> woot
<FreeFrag> Redback just won himself $40. WD mate :)
<Cuahtemoc> Capitalism works.

Quote #156 (+13) [ 2002-12-11, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> /msg Z@channels.oz.org login Rudeboi 297411
<Rudeboi> bah - fuck
<l00b3r> lol
<WhiteyFord> lmao
<Narcolepsy> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<WhiteyFord> hahahahahaha
<Erve> OMFG ROFL
* l00b3r takes over Rudeboi

Quote #1402 (+8) [ 2003-11-30, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) was it koreans that ate cats and dogs long time ago
(Largo) ?
(Cija) They still do.
(Largo) so thats why they like hello kitty so much

Quote #1461 (+5) [ 2003-12-28, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Agg-: oh and i need a cronjob
<FreeFrag> dont be rude :o
<Agg-> jeez, you could at least buy me dinner first

Quote #1277 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> anthrax is so passe
<Rik> bukkake is where it's at

Quote #2599 (+4) [ 2005-02-21, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats andromedia
<Draffa> Hercules In Space.

Quote #1083 (+3) [ 2003-10-06, 09:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Fod
* Fod is now known as nopants
<wild> nopants eh?
<nopants> when you wear pants, you're wearing communism
<wild> lol

Quote #80 (+11) [ 2002-11-17, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> i tripped on the splinters from the mobo that i threw on the wall and banged my heap on the corner of my crappy case b4 being inpaled on the pins of my duron 1.1
<Anarki> ah
<risesies> then swallowed the acid of the battery ive been looking for for the last 20 mins
<Anarki> well at least you have a keyring right?
<risesies> lol

Quote #1510 (+5) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #297 (+1) [ 2003-02-02, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just got side clipped by a faggot in what looked like a red RX7
<Agg> you could tell he was a faggot but you couldn't tell what kind of car he had?

Quote #2392 (+7) [ 2004-11-19, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring falls down into a twitching foaming mess
<ace234> woohoo free bubble bath

Quote #2914 (+3) [ 2005-07-30, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Niche> u will know me cause im bald
<svga> to baldly go where no man has gone before.
<Brains> Didn't Jean-luc Picard already do that? :)

Quote #217 (+9) [ 2003-01-01, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> the arse goblins are going to plant a bloody graet bomb that will kill everything bar cockroachers
<Cav> hehe
<Cav> cockroaches
<Cav> i said cock..

Quote #126 (+9) [ 2002-11-26, 07:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> mmm, nature tests on r9700 pro
<Lombers> Agg: almost 200fps??
<Agg> dunno yet
<Agg> gah! some kind of bug flying around my face. nature test is too realistic. :(

Quote #974 (+27) [ 2003-08-30, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Moose licks FreeFrags arse and grabs the cookie
<Moose> *kicks

Quote #1825 (+13) [ 2004-04-13, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> [07:04pm] <@VooDoo> i employed Lonewolf didnt i :) <---- and just what is that supposed to mean, hmmm?
<Lurks> lol LoneWolf_
<Simboo> that you're a slack jawed yokel with a pron problem and three toes
<LoneWolf_> I RESENT THAT REMARK! I am not slack jawed!

Quote #2771 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #1434 (+10) [ 2003-12-11, 18:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I bought the biggest mango's I have ever seen
<knowsfords> if they were tits they'd be d-cups
<Erve> whoa
* Erve conjours up that image without knowsfords in it.
<Erve> them be perfect.
<knowsfords> they're huge.
<knowsfords> $2.95 ea from coles.
<Erve> damn, I wish tits came that cheap.
<Fod> if you know the right Bolivian surgeon, they do