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Quote #2518 (+8) [ 2005-01-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashley
* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashleee
* Krypt0n is now known as David
Iroquois *brain explodes*

Quote #2570 (-1) [ 2005-02-06, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours cracks the whip
* ace|TA plays the whip sound effects
* V8R gets all excited and opens the secret wardrobe of latex
<aftahours> LOL
<V8R> all this proding and whipping.... ohh! *shivers* ;)

Quote #442 (+1) [ 2003-04-02, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ausgamers file system sucks, how can I search??
<Agg> oh.. "File Search" :)

Quote #4235 (+1) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #621 (+7) [ 2003-06-04, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

(aCealots): for dicksmith has a cheese call :) dickcheese)
(Domin8): lol
(Cav): dick cheses?
(Domin8): yeah dick smiths cheese he means
(Cav): did he really call it dick cheese
* Cav was most amused by dick heads
(Domin8): yeah
(aCealots): i never want to try the dick for my self,i never new it tase any good
(Domin8): lol
(Darkness): lol
(Domin8): lol
(Domin8): rofl

Quote #95 (+7) [ 2002-11-19, 06:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<trent> sabretooth: you should know i only turn up in here when something is broken

Quote #1114 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> Caffeine and CRT rays = no sleep.
* INerTIal nods
<Erwino> Iroquois - crt r gay buy an lcd
<Iroquois> I frequently catch my monitor slipping out in the night for man-sex.
<INerTIal> lmao
<clockit> no way CRT's rock
<Erwino> lol
<Erwino> monitor man-sex lol
<chubba> lol
<MadHatter> you watch your monitor having "man-sex" ?
<clockit> i dont take caffeine but im awake at 2:30am, but i usaually wake up around 3pm
<Erwino> gives me an image of agg in my head :(
<MadHatter> LOL!
<clockit> lol
<clockit> bannage
<Agg> Erwino - seek help :)

Quote #3386 (-6) [ 2006-05-29, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> your where?
<mazzanet> you're.
<outy> eat a dick.
<outy> capital E

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #300 (+1) [ 2003-02-03, 11:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> i wish i had a seamonster in my pc

Quote #2707 (+9) [ 2005-04-24, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Simboo): need to find out how to get trade rates at bursons
(tensopaway): bursons basicly is trade rates Simboo :)
(Simboo): tensopaway - not cheap enough
(Simboo): I know they can be cheaper :)
(tensopaway): any cheaper and you would have to be robbing the store Simboo
(Simboo): hmmm..
(Simboo): what you doing tonigh?
(Simboo): :P
(tensopaway): robbing bursons
(Simboo): lol
(tensopaway): 'this is a fucking stickup, give me an exedy clutch motherfucker!'
(tensopaway): 'on the phone, shutup'
(tensopaway): *30 minute wait*
(tensopaway): 'sorry, dont have it in stock, try bayswater'
(Simboo): hahahah

Quote #3640 (+3) [ 2006-11-28, 12:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> someone just came up to me and asked me to show them how to edit a pdf file with mspaint
<Falkor> lol
<Freaek> aparently my blank stare unnerved them
<Freaek> and they ran away

Quote #4007 (+6) [ 2007-01-12, 15:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> so does anyone know how to open a .bun file?
<gords> with a knife utility?
<Strange1> ...
<gords> :P

Quote #2499 (+7) [ 2005-01-15, 10:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> somebody told me you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that i had in february of last year
<Krypt0n> somebody told me that mazzanet is a n00b, who sounds like a 15 year old that I want to punch since jan of last year

Quote #388 (0) [ 2003-03-09, 21:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=22&MODEL=MS-6378 <--would this run a TBred?
<thetron> ain't that a cele board?
<thetron> looked like my sisters
<sabretooth> your sisters look like a Celeron motherboard?

Quote #106 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> i use my TV out on my ti500
<rainwulf> takes the jaggies out of lesbian pr0n

Quote #2799 (+1) [ 2005-05-30, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> My brother used to give me Dutch ovens
<Strange1> I now hate the Dutch

Quote #2743 (+9) [ 2005-05-10, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

[spoonhead] i've spent all day doing this stupid assignment thing
[spoonhead] i bet the chicks are going to be impressed with me
[spoonhead] i'll show them up with my raw intellectual power
[spoonhead] and they'll all be like martin come to study group we wants to rub our bodies on u and feed u grapes

Quote #636 (+6) [ 2003-06-07, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizard_> OR an unclubbed fur seal
<Wizard_> clubbed ones swim funny
<Narcolepsy> I thought that was just sinking...
<Wizard_> A twitchy kinda sink ...

Quote #2532 (+4) [ 2005-01-24, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> The funny thing is, out of the ~10 computers in the joint, they only take the laptop with the DVD burner and the fileserver.
<FreeFrag> And they took another computer off the top of the fileserver to get to it.
<FreeFrag> They are now doing a MS Backup to a 120Gb USB2 External Drive, and a XCopy of the server data drive to a Netcomm NAS that is hidden somewhere in the building.
<D_Web> where is it?
<FreeFrag> We dont know.
<D_Web> last time I went, I only had time to take a laptop and file server

Quote #1525 (+8) [ 2004-01-15, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Grosby) I can't eat KFC, looks too much like a wrinkled up testicle

Quote #3186 (+10) [ 2006-01-11, 13:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SgtMjrTech: i swear i want to know what my sis does on this pc.... trojan after trojan after trojan
Bern: maybe she's storming troy

Quote #1145 (0) [ 2003-10-16, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Angrod> im Angrod the Elvin warrior
* Lombers is now known as Elrohir
<JunkzZZzzZ> well you can just take your pointy eared, short arse self and fuck right off
<Angrod> i have +3 to speed boots on

Quote #756 (+11) [ 2003-07-09, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jab> anything interesting of late VooDoo ?
<VooDoo> seems LCD screens are all the rage atm
<VooDoo> and USB products
<VooDoo> oh.. and penis and BALLS enlargements
<Agg> larger balls so you can sit on them more often? sounds great
* VooDoo wonders how Agg sits to be able to say "more often"
<Soc> you've never sat on em before?
<Soc> I have. it hurts.
* VooDoo gets sick thinking about it
<Jab> Soc ? You have sat on Agg's Balls ?
<Soc> Jab: of course. I've hit them with a rubber mallet too.
<Agg> only the once, we were both drunk, we've talked about it and it meant nothing

Quote #367 (+6) [ 2003-03-02, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> OMG. I'm about to record ABBA off vinyl!!!!!

Quote #164 (+1) [ 2002-12-14, 05:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<YaleApply> Eses = fuckin' nigger
* YaleApply strings Eses up and sets him on fire
<YaleApply> I mean that in the nicest possible, politically correct way of course

Quote #2545 (+3) [ 2005-01-28, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Hadamona: Cos most of our customers are budget tightarses
<Hadamona> lol
<outonanisl> how tight?
<ace234> that got outonanisl interested
<aftahours> as tight as a nuns....
<outonanisl> see you next tuesday aftahours?
<aftahours> see you in a fire?

Quote #2597 (+4) [ 2005-02-20, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Falkor): Ok i just hit the pinnacle of geekdom, i took my laptop to the toilet because i was 'in the zone' whilst coding PHP.
(colabus): this is why I question buying 2nd hand
(colabus): never know where the item has been :/

Quote #3558 (+3) [ 2006-09-20, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Will[A]y: Well i have no mobile. Only a Skype line :)
<Will[A]y> thats totally useless but ok :)
<@Agg> how forward-thinking of you :)
<@Agg> unless you want to leave your house at any point.

Quote #870 (+2) [ 2003-08-10, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> we climbed on those big boats parked outside t42
<Sponge> some cunt was sleeping on there and opened the door and told us to get the fuck off his boat

Quote #1072 (+12) [ 2003-10-05, 05:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> Car still don't start
* sabretooth mutters
<Fod> maybe the fuel line is clogged with hair

Quote #560 (0) [ 2003-05-16, 08:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grog> i told my story last night but i'll tell it again
<Grog> i went to the cinema last night at 6:50 and said one ticket to the greatest movie you've ever screened and one large coke please
<Grog> and he gave me a ticket to the matrix
<Grog> i looked at him and go no i'm talkinga bout whale rider
<Grog> should have seen the look on his face

Quote #4223 (+6) [ 2007-10-09, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> what is the proper term used to describe people who live in Brisbane?
<@Wayne> Brisbanites?
<knowsfords> brisbanites
<outy> brisvegans ?
<glasnt> Bris-vagians :P
<predder> "people who hail from brisbane"
<glasnt> Brisbanites
<predder> what about sydney then?
<knowsfords> "wankers"

Quote #2126 (+9) [ 2004-07-09, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby2> Guys, anyone who's got my mobile number, can they please pm or sms me their details again... yay for having a blank phone. If I don't know you, don't pm me your number, because I'll just post it to alt.mental-problems.sociopath.day-release-programs

Quote #606 (-1) [ 2003-05-29, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> you know youre bored when youre sitting on irc levering chips off a 32mb dimm with a screwdriver

Quote #1169 (+6) [ 2003-10-19, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<odes> `banlist
<Sparks> dunno
<odes> `listban
<Sparks> `listsluts
<Carrots> lol
<Carrots> dont do that sparks, you'll crash the server

Quote #3363 (+4) [ 2006-05-12, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i'm not bitter about movies inaccurately portraying tech stuff.
<FatMan> i don't hate myself for doing engineering.
* FatMan taps gun to head
<aftahours> lol
<FatMan> i'm off to play russian roulette with myself. goodnight.
<FatMan> i swear, fuck razors. real self-destructive people do engineeirng.
<Rage> :S
* bullet has joined #overclockers
<Rage> oh, thats really poor timing bullet.
<aftahours> LOL
* aftahours falls off chair
<FatMan> hahahahaha

Quote #2537 (+3) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #1694 (+4) [ 2004-02-26, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

(afromonster06) i need a blow job any takers?
Thrill puts hand up ;)
afromonster06 looks for any but thrill
(Thrill)lol
(afromonster06)Thrill it looks like u r the winna
Thrill says It's true what they tell me afromonster06. You can take the man out of the farm but you cant take the farm out of the man!!!! Now get off that sheep afromonster06
afromonster06 is not from new zealand
(Thrill)ahahaha
afromonster06 grabs a kangaroo and does it aussie style

Quote #4340 (+6) [ 2008-06-30, 04:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoMaN69> i had to delete him because i knew he was sexually attrated to me, and it weirded me out a lil
<Teddybear> what's with the homophobia, MoMaN69? :p
<MoMaN69> me homophobic HAHA !
<MoMaN69> i have alot of gay friends, im the oposite of homophobic
<Teddybear> homoerotic?

Quote #1682 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 17:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Why so quiet?
<FreeFrag> Could it finally have happened? +b *!*.n00b?

Quote #4012 (+15) [ 2007-01-17, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Holly barely cries or causes us any grief at all
<Nozz> I think the baby manufacturers were just going easy on us the first time or something
<Freaek> sweet
<Freaek> if someone ever hoodwinks me into having kids, can I get the configs from you?
<Freaek> just tarball them onto ugbox or something
<Nozz> sorry dude, they're proprietry :p
<Nozz> I destroyed the source after I compiled it
<Freaek> aww come on maaan
<Freaek> software wants to be free
<Freaek> maybe I can reverse engineer it
<Nozz> I'd prefer if you didn't

Quote #5 (+3) [ 2002-10-21, 06:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> do sperm banks actually exist and pay some bloke to whack in a cup?
<Rage-sifnt> its like $40 a wack yeah?
<Skitzo> I let a fortune slip through my fingers!
<BOB_LOE> shit i coulda been on $80 a day :(
<knowsfords> Skitzo: I've let over $100,000,000,000,000 go down the drain
<Cav> knowsfords: thanks for fucking sharing

Quote #2934 (0) [ 2005-08-13, 17:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jazarus> why do guys have nipple?
<Jazarus> we dont lactate to feed young
<goodbye> maybe it's like one of those hidden iPod features
<goodbye> it'll work with a hardware update in the future

Quote #1556 (0) [ 2004-01-26, 03:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB_LOE> i find the best way to pick a chick up is to walk up to them and say "national lottery winner", so i picked this chick up, took her back to my place, woke up the next morning and she go's "So what are you gonna buy me with the winings?" i said, "i was only a fucking dollar on the scratch cards!"

Quote #1609 (+5) [ 2004-02-08, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dance_Commander> Hey all
<Danny``> lla yeH
<Dance_Commander> ok..
<Danny``> ..ko
<drp> morning :)
<Dance_Commander> I thought people usually got drunk on saturday nights.. :)
<Danny``> cba typin that one
<Danny``> lol

Quote #1777 (-1) [ 2004-03-26, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> small penis
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<@Agg> big penis
<@Agg> simple

Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #1917 (+12) [ 2004-05-04, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Crudmuffin> ooh, got our new couch btw.
<@Crudmuffin> leather > *
<Erve> skin on leather > *
<@DDsD> Skin > *
* @DDsD wiins

Quote #2576 (-1) [ 2005-02-10, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> we need everyone to contribute evenly
<David> its all good
<Tatey> I'll buy $10 drinks
<Tatey> you can buy $10 sausages
<David> cool
<Tatey> flora can perform $10 favours
<Tatey> it's all good
<David> LOL
<Soulfire> i get them free?
<Soulfire> you guys got jibbed