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Quote #3454 (0) [ 2006-07-18, 18:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan runs his hands through his hair and wonders what the hell to do upgrade-wise
< FatMan> so out of touch with all this new fandangled computer hardware stuff
<@Bern|PuB> have you considered going blonde FatMan?

Quote #3462 (0) [ 2006-07-21, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> i hate when tim tams melt
<Moodles> get chocolate all over your mouse, keyboard, tv remote, dvd remote etc
<Moodles> phone
<Moodles> guitar
<Manaz> Personally, I eat my timtams
<Moodles> hehe
<Manaz> and don't rub them all over my room.

Quote #3470 (0) [ 2006-07-27, 03:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> i found out tonight that hippo's sweat is red.
<aftahours> facinating stuff.
<Dopefish> really
<Dopefish> why is it red
<aftahours> dunno
<aftahours> apparently acts like sunscreen
<Moodles> god only had a red crayon left
<Agg> ROFL

Quote #3491 (0) [ 2006-08-04, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* pipsqeek watched 40 year old virgin last week. what a freakin hilariously wrong movie. I loved it.
<Mornx> I know a 40 year old virgin on another channel
<Mornx> he said it was accurate

Quote #3631 (0) [ 2006-11-18, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> fact of the day: towers held together with gaffer will eventually give way

Quote #3662 (0) [ 2006-12-04, 16:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* BradR|Lap finishes the job of by slapping Skitzo with an oversized novelty benZor
< rodgrech> benzor is oversized as it is... an oversized novelty benzor would require specalist lifting equipment

Quote #4083 (0) [ 2007-04-19, 21:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SirPNut> hey can someone do me a quick favor, and send a quick email to me at sirpnut@sifnt.org ... dunno if email is working properly
<Jayci> someone join him up for penis enlargement emails :P
<ButFli> I have a large penis and they still send them to me
<Jayci> awww :( well i'm female and i still get those stupid emails
<Jayci> stupid spams
<Agg> well, females might want large penises too.
<Agg> just not, you know, attached to them all the time.

Quote #4146 (0) [ 2007-06-06, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> hmm, tempting to buy one of those roomba things.
<Draffa> Hasn't had a wash in probably 4 or 5 months. Since last time it rained, actually.
<MadHatter> what is a roomba?
<Agg> mostly tiles here, and short-pile carpet. i reckon it'd do ok.
<Agg> vacuum robot thing.
<Agg> cruises around vacuuming.
<MadHatter> ahh
<Agg> they used to be shit but apparently they're pretty good now.
<MadHatter> you just need one to mow the lawn too and you are set
<Agg> my wife mows the lawn :)
<MadHatter> hows that for obedience :P
<MadHatter> does she cook?
<Agg> not every night, but pretty regularly
<Teddybear> always good to have room for improvement :p

Quote #4125 (0) [ 2007-05-22, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> i beleive george w bush should be premmy of vic
<Deanodrvr> Kennett picked up the pieces after Cain and Kirner
<Tensop> so we can invade S.A for hiding dams of mass volume
<brodsta> lol
<Tensop> but the intelligence was bad, and the water tasted shit!

Quote #3845 (0) [ 2006-12-19, 14:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> What was the max aperture?
<yaleman> tempted by a 17-40
<yaleman> wide open? 3.5 I think
<yaleman> if I need a goatse-style aperture, I use the 50mm f/1.8
<yaleman> but I tend to live on f/8 to f/16
<sabretooth> haha... goatse-style
<sabretooth> wide open, with a hint of gold in the corner
<BTC> dude...
<yaleman> lol
<afta|w> rofl

Quote #4156 (0) [ 2007-06-09, 00:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> when you are stuck in sydney's peak hour traffic everyday sitting next to a doof doof or a ricer with one of these canons
<Hunter> Dopefish: coke is only good with cheap whisky/ey
<Hunter> deepspring: try living where i live mate
<deepspring> the low drone and noise really gets to you
<Hunter> every 2nd fucker has a howitzer on the arse end of their car

Quote #4075 (0) [ 2007-04-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> http://www.overclockers.com.au/images/rusvod1.jpg <-- this is quite nice :)
<@Sciby> oh, you finally cracked it. What's it like?
<@Agg> ..quite nice
<@Agg> strong flavour tho
<@Sciby> Nooo... like smooth, does it have any interesting flavours, etc.
<@Sciby> I assume it would be smooth.
<@Sciby> As smooth as vodka gets.
<@Sciby> Apparently Gin and Vodka are the same thing - made the same way, from the same thing, except gin has the juniper berries and stuff in it. I dunno how true that is... I should look it up.
<@Agg> yup, that's wot i've always been told
<@Agg> gin = vodka + juniper
<@Agg> they're pretty much ethanol + water anyway :)
<@Agg> sipping a shot to jog my memory btw
<@Agg> smooth texture, strong banana flavour
<@Agg> no wait, wrong hand, that's a banana

Quote #4198 (0) [ 2007-08-12, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> YOUNG drivers continue to risk lives on the road by flouting tough new licence laws, with a statewide police operation on P-plate and learner drivers booking almost 700 offenders in a 24-hour period. Police made 687 traffic-infringement bookings across NSW during the blitz, which ended at midnight on Wednesday.
<Rage> lawl
<Rage> my mate is selling his RX7s
<Rage> and some guy came to take it for a test drive, gave my mate his keys and my mate let him go
<Rage> dude calls him
<Rage> he'd been booked at 120 in a 60 zone
<Rage> car got impounded
<mazzanet> haha
<Rage> dude still wants to buy it though, to fix up while his licence is suspended
<mazzanet> heh fail.
<Radar> Heh, cop that
<Rage> i think my mate put it best when he said 'i'm selling a lemon to an idiot!'

Quote #4090 (0) [ 2007-04-25, 00:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lith---> wtf is wrong with me :(
<Lith---> im waking up earlier and earlier, its fucking 5 am
<pace> set your cock forward 3 hours and it will all work out
<Lith---> i assume you mean clock
<pace> lulz
<pace> ep
<pace> yep

Quote #4243 (0) [ 2007-11-15, 19:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LemMinG> mmmm... bacon, banana and cheese toasted sandwiches
<LemMinG> sooo gooood
<iro> :S sounds nasty
<brodsta> The king is in the house
<LemMinG> thank you, thank you very much

Quote #4258 (0) [ 2007-12-23, 12:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i plan on sleeping most of christmas, have to work the night before
<outy> im going to bed to practice sleeping for christmas day
<outy> it was the night before christmas and all though the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ace234 had to work that day and fuck it was shit, wishing mrs clause would show him her tits

Quote #4296 (0) [ 2008-04-07, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Folken> as per the news, anybody ever shagged a relative, even by my low standards thats waaaay dodgy
<@Agg> Folken - i've shagged a member of my immediate family several times.
<InTheFade> o.O
<@Agg> ..my wife
<rodgrech> lol
<@aftahours> hurrrr
* rodgrech high fives Agg

Quote #164 (+1) [ 2002-12-14, 05:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<YaleApply> Eses = fuckin' nigger
* YaleApply strings Eses up and sets him on fire
<YaleApply> I mean that in the nicest possible, politically correct way of course

Quote #201 (+1) [ 2002-12-24, 04:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Madhatter> and did u mortage your bodily organs to buy a rock or two :p
<Mred32> No. The bank didnt want them...:/
<Madhatter> lol
<Madhatter> always the black market :)
<Mred32> I just slutted myself on the street for a few hours and the money poured in.
<Madhatter> your lucky you didnt have to give her 3 rings!
<Mred32> She came with two built in.......
<Tri> LOL
* Mred32 looks over his shoulder....
<Mred32> that was close....

Quote #31 (+1) [ 2002-10-27, 11:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh goods
<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
<WhiteyFord> id hit it
<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
<WhiteyFord> Revenge

Quote #40 (+1) [ 2002-10-28, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<WhiteyFord> dont want to be associated with Cav all my life
*** Darkness changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :('
<Darkness> *nod*
<WhiteyFord> woo!

Quote #61 (+1) [ 2002-11-08, 12:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DeckerX kicks his ghetto boxen
<DeckerX> fuken stop it
* DeckerX watches the thing get cyclic rendundancy errors left right and centre
<DeckerX> much more of this and it's the freezer for you
<Rudeboi> DeckerX: sounds like ur talking to a little kid
<DeckerX> Rudeboi: you have to treat it like one
<DeckerX> and I wish I was joking
<Rudeboi> treat it like a little kid - so can u return kids if they fuck up?
<DeckerX> nope, but you can stick them in the freezer

Quote #70 (+1) [ 2002-11-12, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Wolff *ding*
<Wolff> ding?
<Wolff> im not a ding
<Wolff> im an idiot

Quote #75 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> last time i called telsra tech support the bloke on the other end started crying
<arkenstone> I called cause i'd had line sync for like a week and my isp still hadn't been told my telstra
<arkenstone> so i called them and asked quite nicely what was going on
<arkenstone> and this bloke just started crying and going on about how stuff isn't his fault and telstra is bad but he's not and he != telstra and people should leave him alone and stuff.

Quote #83 (+1) [ 2002-11-18, 04:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> u have 2 mins to go and check.. or to google
<K|dDO> im not fucking going to my parents house to check
<jamesob> K|dDO: thats a fair bit of swearing tonight....
<Rudeboi> K|dDO: why, afraid of walking in on your parents having sex again? ;)
<K|dDO> Rudeboi: scared i would see you in my fat sisters bed

Quote #105 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> If cum tasted like chocolate, everyone would swallow.

Quote #106 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> i use my TV out on my ti500
<rainwulf> takes the jaggies out of lesbian pr0n

Quote #130 (+1) [ 2002-12-03, 04:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Darkness changes topic to '(Jester): ah my ass hurts (V8R[1100]): lol, mine does that too (PsykoSmily): dildo? (HyDrA[vid]): hrmmm *rubs chin* (Jester):thats the second time hes done that'

Quote #139 (+1) [ 2002-12-06, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Lombers: i locked myself out after going for a smoke
<Lombers> heh
<Lombers> good one
<Cav> Lombers: its not bloody funny :(
<Lombers> haha
<Cav> Lombers: i had to smash a fucking window to get in :(
<Lombers> LOL
<Cav> i have to pay for that damn window :(
<Lombers> my old man makes windows
<Lombers> I'll get him to make you one cheap :)
<Lombers> with sugar glass, so you can smash it easier if you lock yourself out again :)

Quote #145 (+1) [ 2002-12-09, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

* HyDrA[sad] is now known as HyDrA[zzz]
<Anarki> HyDrA[zzz]: nice to see you've cheered up :)
<HyDrA[zzz]> yeh, i'm real fucking happy.
<Anarki> cool :)
<Anarki> sweet dreams.
* Anarki backs away slowly
<HyDrA[zzz]> (sarcasm meter was way off the scales then)
<Anarki> (do i have dumbass printed on my shirt?)
<Anarki> :)
* Indef nods.
<HyDrA[zzz]> yes
<HyDrA[zzz]> moron.

Quote #221 (+1) [ 2003-01-01, 04:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> my mouse has cheese grease all over it... sorta nice
<Foos|Food> Carrots: I assume you mean your computer mouse
<Foos|Food> otherwise im worried you are getting all "richard gere" on us.

Quote #270 (+1) [ 2003-01-18, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dspringau> so darn quiet for a saturday... somebody must be handing out lives

Quote #297 (+1) [ 2003-02-02, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just got side clipped by a faggot in what looked like a red RX7
<Agg> you could tell he was a faggot but you couldn't tell what kind of car he had?

Quote #333 (+1) [ 2003-02-14, 17:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DjStudd> Hmm. 50W halogen globes... that's a lot to draw off a psu isn't it?
<Agg> about 50W I imagine

Quote #337 (+1) [ 2003-02-14, 21:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> mmm raided
<SkoZombie> mmm, blown

Quote #395 (+1) [ 2003-03-11, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

Quote #414 (+1) [ 2003-03-21, 18:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wolfy): grow up all of you, or i'll ban you
* nEoLIthIc watches the weapons of mass kickage immerge
(Wolfy): nEoLIthIc, it seems that mass kickage dont work, so a nice polite warning, will have to sufice
(Scandrew): give them 48hours to grow up, if not, kick them
*** Scandrew was kicked by Darkness (Target of opportunity- (Kick : 181)

Quote #426 (+1) [ 2003-03-27, 16:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Quote #445 (+1) [ 2003-04-03, 22:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> man, I burnt my tongue on a fuckin cappicino
<^catalyst> its reallllly pissin me of.
<^catalyst> of
<^catalyst> ff
<^catalyst> OFF
<^catalyst> IM NOT A RETARD

Quote #495 (+1) [ 2003-04-23, 17:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> Well at least he didn't try and sue for 70 trillion dollars or something.
<Sven> he isn't american :D
<Vindictive> Same shit happens here.
<Vindictive> Just that aboriginals want 70 million acres of land.

Quote #560 (+1) [ 2003-05-16, 08:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grog> i told my story last night but i'll tell it again
<Grog> i went to the cinema last night at 6:50 and said one ticket to the greatest movie you've ever screened and one large coke please
<Grog> and he gave me a ticket to the matrix
<Grog> i looked at him and go no i'm talkinga bout whale rider
<Grog> should have seen the look on his face

Quote #569 (+1) [ 2003-05-17, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> there's this song i heard on the radio in a store the other day, its a chick singing about 'driving all night to make love to you' and it think it's celine dion. Anyway, about halfway through the song.. it makes the 'DONG' noise which sounds awfully like the default WINXP error noise
<WhiteyFord> she's just singing blah blah blah DONG
<WhiteyFord> and its identical
<Daemon> at least it's not the "tada" one
<Agg> driving all night to BSOD you
<Daemon> driving all night to BSODomise you
<Rage> theres a (hed)pe song on my playlist with the msn "someone sent you a msg" sound in it
<bug^> I was in a club where the lasers went off and there was a BSOD on the computer controlling them

Quote #584 (+1) [ 2003-05-21, 20:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> i got bored
<Jester> ah FFS STFU who gives a fuck
<Jester> arr wrong channel

Quote #589 (+1) [ 2003-05-23, 11:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> now I have my gf's ebay login, I can impulse buy as much as I want :s

Quote #604 (+1) [ 2003-05-29, 02:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ReSiN> word
<josh_ip_te> word?
<ReSiN> word is bond
<ineffable> sup yoi
<ineffable> -i
<josh_ip_te> yo, g, check yo nine at da door and all dat shiznit
<josh_ip_te> da hoochies ain't been kicking it upside heah, know what i'm sayin'
<josh_ip_te> sif word
<ReSiN> yo dog i aint strappin, packin cols steady mackin
<josh_ip_te> well ese, i pack no piece, but i get el coyote up in yo face
* josh_ip_te throws down
<ReSiN> u packin yo shit, punk get a grip, im knockin your mums sis and cus suckin tit
<josh_ip_te> rofl
<ineffable> i love it
<josh_ip_te> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING? can i have some
* Draffa falls off his chair laughing
* josh_ip_te hands ReSiN some bling-bling so he can get some 20's for his lolo
<ineffable> you can't be white

Quote #658 (+1) [ 2003-06-12, 10:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LiquidBlues> Anyone know if CuteFTP is better than Microsoft Outlook?
<FifthDream> lol

Quote #691 (+1) [ 2003-06-22, 19:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> why spend $600 on a wireless router?
<WhiteyFord> because you cant afford a $700 hooker?

Quote #723 (+1) [ 2003-07-04, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i did gender studies this semester because it was full of girls.. then i realised they were all feminists

Quote #735 (+1) [ 2003-07-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> lol haha i remember on friday u was on the end of that seat and nick was next to u, a chick had her arse in your face virtually and u grabbed one cheek she turned around what did she say to ya ?
<Sparks_> me?
<RoSWeLL> yeh man
<Sparks_> I fricking hope not....
<Sparks_> oh shit
* Sparks_ swears never to drink again
<Sparks_> bbias.....im just grabbing a beer from fridge

Quote #742 (+1) [ 2003-07-07, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bh> roflmango
<PhuckNut> roflmango?
<PhuckNut> roll on the floor laughing my antsized nonexistant gonads off?