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Quote #3382 (+9) [ 2006-05-27, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Old_Camper> Oh my God
<Old_Camper> I just wiped my nose with a tissue that had semen in it
<Old_Camper> That's the last time I leave my dirty tissues on the desk
<FatMan> hahaha
<outy> hahaha
<FatMan> owned!
<Shaun> That's not something you tell this channel, by the way.
<Old_Camper> :(

Quote #3388 (+9) [ 2006-06-02, 13:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month
<kosh> so once a month we get a bug report
<kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours
<kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to reproduce"

Quote #3417 (+9) [ 2006-06-24, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> gay dude tried to give me head while i was on the verge of unconciousness
<Rage> fighting to keep your pants on is a strange thing :S
<brembo`> yeah, it's part of the game
<brembo`> but damn it's confusing

Quote #3453 (+9) [ 2006-07-18, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> I just realised im at a church, and my wallpaper is "Jesus did it for the chicks"

Quote #3539 (+9) [ 2006-09-06, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hannah> ok so im not naked
<Sciby> Well, women with a net connection and a primarily male audience. :)
<brodsta> aww
<Hannah> but im defintly horny
* brodsta puts clothes back on
<Sciby> And she has big boobs.
<Hannah> shutup scott
<Recharge> yes, I shouldnt' expect much more should I? ;)
<TheWedgie> LMAO
* abzX has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<Recharge> any boobs are big ;P
<Sciby> And I just got hit.
<BBQ_69> lol, still not enough reason to go to rockhampton :P

Quote #3588 (+9) [ 2006-10-09, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> the day i get ops in #overclockers will be the day i come out of the closet
Mode change "+o Willay" on channel #overclockers by Sniper165

Quote #3598 (+9) [ 2006-10-14, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bolex17> Agg, my msn girlfriend dumped me :(
<mazzanet> ?
<pooger> bolex17: please tell me your kidding :P
<bolex17> i met her on habbohotel
<Turophile> That's what I was thinking pooger.
<bolex17> lol
<Turophile> ...
<Turophile> Oh Lord.
<Agg> bolex17 - your msn girlfriend was a 50yo man in utah

Quote #4111 (+9) [ 2007-05-09, 16:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Deadeye> im doing work
<Deadeye> and they call a fucking fire drill
<HrdwrBoB> ahahaha
* Deadeye isnt moving...
<Deadeye> im going to die in a fire :D
<Deadeye> the fire alarm here is fucking annoying
<Deadeye> BOOOP BOOOOP BOOOOP BOOOOP
<Deadeye> im shoopin da booop
<Deadeye> announcemtn was just said...
<Deadeye> fire wardens please evacuate...
<Deadeye> someone just yelled out
<Deadeye> WHAT ABOUT US?!

Quote #4149 (+9) [ 2007-06-06, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

The_Dan: who here is on internet?
The_Dan: ...that is the dumbest thing i have ever said

Quote #4059 (+9) [ 2007-03-17, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Would it be weird of me to blowdry and straighten my hair at work?
<Ze> yes
<iro> I'd say yes.
<Ze> I'd say fuck yes
<dembowns> which hair?

Quote #4091 (+9) [ 2007-04-25, 15:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish`> I've only heard of it happening a few times and one story involved ecstasy taking and going crazy with about 8 liters of water or so
<LemMinG> good old dihydrogen monoxide
<Wayne> hydroxic acid
<Wayne> hydrogen hydroxide
<Tabris> sky juice :P

Quote #4104 (+9) [ 2007-05-01, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jazarus> Results 1 - 10 of about 266,000 for 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. (0.09 seconds)
<Disko> Results 1 - 50 of about 17,400,000 for why are you spamming the channel?. (0.19 seconds)
<Danamania> Results 1 - 10 of about 65,200 for rubber tubing chicken goat porn. (0.10 seconds)

Quote #4217 (+9) [ 2007-10-05, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<angelessme> mmm i could use some oportos
<Broady> WHY DO PEOPLE SAY oporto*s*
<Broady> it's just oporto
<BFM> You say tomato, I say, gfys

Quote #4287 (+9) [ 2008-03-25, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i happened to walk in to one of our computer labs when a teacher was trying to use one of our new flatbed scanners to scan an artwork made entirely out of chicken wire

Quote #4309 (+9) [ 2008-05-04, 15:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<friction> it's evident, by the per capital death rate in car crashes in Japan, versus the United States, since 1974, you were 85% more likely to die in a car crash in Japan than in the US
<Evangel> <Citation needed>
* rodgrech (rodgrech@60-241-54-83.static.tpgi.com.au) Quit (Quit)
<friction> the cato institute
<Lemming> <Many Citations Needed>
<Lemming> link?
<Evangel> <Citation needed> doesn't mean say some institute, it means give us the source material
<ace234> friction, lesson 1 in the interwebs, when the entire channel says youre an idiot, /quit

Quote #4329 (+9) [ 2008-06-06, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:40] <Wayne> http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/aussie-drug-mule-stopped-breathing/2008/06/06/1212259091928.html
[21:40] <Wayne> An Australian woman is under police guard in a Vietnam hospital after a bag of heroin she was allegedly trying to smuggle broke inside her body.
[21:40] <fen> win! o/
[21:40] <chunks> haha?
[21:40] <Wayne> "This is the first case in which we have found heroin in a person's anus. We have treated people having swallowed heroin before."
[21:41] <Wayne> Remember kids: when taking drugs it has most likely been up somebodies anus.
[21:42] <DmeciuM> That's a good point, wayne
[21:43] * Lemming smokes more pot
[21:43] <Evangel> Ass pot?
[21:43] * chunks notionally smokes pot
[21:43] <Lemming> fertilized with products of an anus, never been up there though
[21:43] <fen> somewhere, at sometime, a drug addled fucktard is going to read that story and think, i could probably get that out with a straw...
[21:43] <Lemming> lol
[21:43] <chunks> hahah I already did fen
[21:44] * Sheri backs away from Lemming

Quote #185 (+8) [ 2002-12-20, 07:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Eazy =Eazydzit from the forums???
<Eazy> yup
<Eazy> Is that a bad thing?
<Eazy> :D
<Strange1> yes
* Eazy is now known as anon

Quote #190 (+8) [ 2002-12-22, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yaleman> I just got kicked out of an online pictionary game for drawing somepeople doing it doggie style :)

Quote #8 (+8) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DentArthur> Agg: sweet, in terms off bikes, if its Jap I love it :) they just look so fast and slippery
<DentArthur> and all the plastic is easier to hose off when i shit myself at speed

Quote #72 (+8) [ 2002-11-13, 05:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jamesob> http://www.au.store.yahoo.com/davidandkarma/midjetblacca.html <- Anyone got one of them and know if the legs are detatchable?
<PooJou> jamesob: had a girl like taht back where i used to live, its annoying for a while, till she tells you exactly what you want to hear
* PooJou wins
<jamesob> PooJou: what was hat exactley :D
<Rage> poojou, err, her legs were detachable??

Quote #147 (+8) [ 2002-12-09, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg sets mode: +b *!*@-edited-.syd.iprimus.net.au
<K|dDO> Agg: who was that?
<Agg> decker. :)
<K|dDO> oh
*** Agg sets mode: -b *!*@-edited-.syd.iprimus.net.au
<K|dDO> Agg: he will pound you... you should know how big he is :P
<Decker> K|dDO: he knows how big I am
<Agg> i'll reach up and punch him in the nuts
<K|dDO> Agg: headbutt him in the nuts!

Quote #227 (+8) [ 2003-01-04, 04:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> LIFE SUCKS
<Forraje> life is what you make it.
<l00b3r> lol
<l00b3r> I made life shit...
<Forraje> nice work

Quote #237 (+8) [ 2003-01-09, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

Quote #246 (+8) [ 2003-01-14, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ryda> just had a fap?
<Carrots> thanks for that ryda.. did yuo dumo your load in a glassfor your sister?

Quote #279 (+8) [ 2003-01-23, 04:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> maybe
<Agg-> you
<Agg-> could
<Agg-> look
<Agg-> for
<Agg-> a
<Agg-> keyboard
<Agg-> that
<Agg-> doesn't
<Agg-> hit
<Agg-> return
<risesies> Agg- you spammer :P
<Agg-> instead
<Agg-> of
<Agg-> space
<Agg-> so kick me
* Agg- was kicked by Wolfy (dont spam!)

Quote #340 (+8) [ 2003-02-16, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> i'm man-bitter ever since agg dumped me.
* sabretooth peers at Agg.
<sabretooth> Must be because your vehicle has 4 wheels instead of 2.
<biatch> I think personally he was intimidated ;)
<Agg> don't make me he-bitch man-slap you.
<Erve> damn I must be dyslexic, I read that as he-man bitch-slap.. didn't know he-man bitch slapped..

Quote #382 (+8) [ 2003-03-06, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase_ouch> you are so hardcore
<Carrots> well, hard anyway
<jase_ouch> still looking at porn then
<Carrots> LOL.... god I wish you had a sister
<jase_ouch> WHAT?
<Carrots> you know, so I could do her

Quote #435 (+8) [ 2003-03-31, 03:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa|A> LOL @ the Iraq Ambassador on Channel Seven :D
<bundy> whats he said this time?
* Madhatter cbf turning the tv on
<Draffa|A> bundy: he was turning blue in the face refuting coalition photos of military gear in residential areas, and UN reports saying Iraq still had anthrax and nerve gas
<Draffa|A> he was about to explode :)
<Madhatter> lol
<Madhatter> suicide ambassadors
<Madhatter> the next line of offense!

Quote #451 (+8) [ 2003-04-07, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|EnB> <Junkz> I cant fucking win!!! <--- welcome to Saddam's Life

Quote #464 (+8) [ 2003-04-14, 01:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

Quote #521 (+8) [ 2003-05-04, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skitzo1> leave the porn alone sponge
<Sponge> i'm finished
* Ice_Queen hands Sponge a towel
<Sponge> good thing i installed that windscreen wiper on my monitor
<tas34> wash ur hands Sponge
<Sponge> i just wiped them on the wall
<Sponge> its ok
<RoSWeLL> Heh

Quote #530 (+8) [ 2003-05-05, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Cav, I've tried rubbing it.. doesn't work.

Quote #652 (+8) [ 2003-06-10, 19:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> what's it about z3[n]?
<z3[n]> biatch: some n00b flaming me
<gords> what, one n00b flaming another n00b?
<Rik|away> n00b wars, coming soon to AOL tv!
<nEoLIthIc> LOL
<Rage> nEoLIthIc - you're the end boss n00b

Quote #704 (+8) [ 2003-06-27, 15:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor[A]> none of us smoke aye?
<DDsD|walk> Smoke? only when im well fuct and someone gives me one..
* Rik|out roots DDsD|walk then gives him a smoke
<DDsD|walk> Awww yeah

Quote #702 (+8) [ 2003-06-26, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I got Sea Monkeys!!
<WhiteyFord> sea monkeys? like in the tank?
<Strange1> yeah in the tank
<Strange1> they hatched 2 days ago
<Strange1> when they get big and strong... i'll feed them to my tropical fish
<D_Web> lol

Quote #726 (+8) [ 2003-07-04, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> heh
<Erve> There's a channel called #gaywogs
<Erve> I thought all wogs were gay?

Quote #747 (+8) [ 2003-07-08, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@NOFATCHIX> this nick is the best
<@NOFATCHIX> not 1 chic msgs me

Quote #900 (+8) [ 2003-08-13, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> How does a prepubesent teenager have xeons?
<Erve> oh he's in Hobart
<Erve> he got his sister to pay him for sex, that explains it
<Erve> :redface:

Quote #985 (+8) [ 2003-09-02, 00:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

(jayci): ggrrr men!@
(MadHatter): i was going to make a comment then
(jayci): MadHatter dont u dare :D
(MadHatter): but i used my better judgement.
(Erve): grrr @ insubordinate other sex
(jayci): bugger, bugger bugger
(Agg): come on, it's not like we penis everything into a penis about our penis.

Quote #1022 (+8) [ 2003-09-10, 09:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> well, time flies when you're unconscious.

Quote #1043 (+8) [ 2003-09-30, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Apok> bah dont need gym
<Apok> you can tone muscles yourself at home without any fancy pantsy equipment
<Erve> yeah, check out Apok's right forearm

Quote #1045 (+8) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron is turned on looking z3[n]</end sarastism>

Quote #1081 (+8) [ 2003-10-06, 03:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> mmm im onto my 4th bowel of rice :D
<sabretooth> You eat your rice from a bowel?
<sabretooth> Eww.
<sabretooth> Dude.
<iconoclast> lol
<Wiz> ROFL
<Gibbon> heh
<aftahours> doh.
<Iroquois> brown rice, then?
<Iroquois> sorry.
<aftahours> maybe bowl
<sabretooth> Heh Iro
<bh> you eat shit for breakfast?
<iconoclast> sun rice
<Wiz> Taste a bit shitty really
<sabretooth> "Man this rice tastes like shit!"
<iconoclast> from where the sun doesnt shine
<aftahours> lol..i thought it had weavels in it :P

Quote #1173 (+8) [ 2003-10-19, 07:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Enfilade): <reannah> Isn't that what a big sister does?
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> But the affection...
(Enfilade): <reanna> A big sister can give you cuddles.
(Enfilade): <riannah> :D
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> What about tender kisses?
(Enfilade): <riannah> Yes, on your cheek.
(CapnChroni): Eww
(CapnChroni): I do... Not.... neeed..... That.... sort..... of..... affection..... from.... my...... sister!
(Groomy): lol
(LordPie): can dish it out but can't take it eh CapnChroni?
(Narc|ZzZz): What if I want that sort of affection from your sister CapnChroni???
(Narc|ZzZz): *boom, tsssh*
(tensop): then you would have to get in the line behind CapnChroni, Narc|ZzZz

Quote #1258 (+8) [ 2003-10-31, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> do you have an office Tommmo?
<Tommmo> yep
<D_Web> fwoar
<Tommmo> well
<Tommmo> a desk
<Tommmo> :D

Quote #1334 (+8) [ 2003-11-14, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zombie> linux/unix is userfriendly
<zombie> it's just selective about who it's friends are

Quote #1362 (+8) [ 2003-11-20, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i can't find this t-shirt i like :/
<@Fatal|T0nY> :|
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> it might be in the hamper :/
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yay
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> doesn't smell too bad
<@Fatal|T0nY> if it does just spray it with deo
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yeah, but its wrinkly too
<@Fatal|T0nY> thats my domestic tip
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> so i'll just hang it up somewhere
<@Fatal|T0nY> oh if its wrinkly
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i got about two hours till i'm going
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> a bit more, actually
<@Fatal|T0nY> lay it on the floor and roll over it
<@Fatal|T0nY> rofl
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> lmao
<@Fatal|T0nY> and try to laugh when you do it
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> why
<@Fatal|T0nY> cause then you will be rofl

Quote #1440 (+8) [ 2003-12-14, 23:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Hmm interesting today is the 14
<thetron> september the 11th, Bail on the 12th october, something on the 13th November, Now saddam on the 14th december :Ba ba baaa:
<Frag|A> thetron, something?
<predder> errr thetron :|
<StormCyko> SOMETHING!!!
<Frag|A> :rolleyes:
<thetron> See theres a pattern
<Frag|A> there is no pattern thetron you're just being stuipted
<eDust> <thetron> See theres a pattern <-- in preschool, did you try forcing the square block into the triangle hole?

Quote #1441 (+8) [ 2003-12-15, 00:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i should start the ocau "who has the hottest sister" thread :)
* Hunter hides his sister
* predder looks for Hunter's sister on the interweb
<quazor> predder: in what forum pub or extreme cooling
<quazor> how to cool ure hot sister

Quote #1451 (+8) [ 2003-12-25, 22:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> mmm, 2 hour walk with chicks > *
<Tommmo> how's your mum anyway rage ?