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Quote #1623 (+9) [ 2004-02-10, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz thinks Erve needs porn
<Erve> porn? wtf for?
<Nozz> ease the tension :-p
<Erve> I need not the ways of the weak, I just need a hug.
<Erve> but women are weak.. so it just doesn't work.
<Nozz> Teddy bear?
<Erve> I should go see Dave Strausmann
<Erve> the vantriloquist
<Erve> with Ted-E-bear
<echelon> so he can stick his hand up your arse and make you squeal?

Quote #1708 (+9) [ 2004-03-01, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Still have to work out what im gunan do for net access when i get there though :/
<brembo`> 2 cans and some string
<Strange1> Ive been trying that, I think I have the wrong cans though :(
<Strange1> The second can wont fit in my USB port, what is wrong?
<Fod> you didn't hammer the first one in hard enough
<Strange1> The first one is fine, its the second one that is still leaking beans
<Fod> packetloss

Quote #1711 (+9) [ 2004-03-01, 21:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt^R> Flatrate Pizza's for $69.95/month*
<@Matt^R> *Greedy People will be subject to prioritization after 3pizzas/day, slowing to 1pizza per day.
<@Matt^R> After 20 pizzas , speeds drop to about 1/2 pizza/day. Underlying Cooking machine load may affect the outcomes of this service.
<@Matt^R> Pizza from Peers-to-Peers, are free, and do not count to your Pizza Total.

Quote #1715 (+9) [ 2004-03-02, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> You know you have problems, when you have 12gb of Iron Chef

Quote #1745 (+9) [ 2004-03-15, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fall> prerequisites to talking on this channel: you must be female, unless you are male

Quote #1773 (+9) [ 2004-03-26, 14:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar> Rofl, my Mum just bought a massive new mirror for the lounge, and my brother goes 'So what's this do'

Quote #1816 (+9) [ 2004-04-09, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> do ya get thems camel spiders in australia?
<Tabris> nwatts: nope, but what we have are spiders and bugs a heck of a lot worse... Australia, land of things that will kill you
<nwatts> :'(
* @Daemon hides creepy crawly things in nwatts's room
<ace234> oh great i look at the picture and now i hear creeping noises:@
<Tabris> everytime i talk to somone from overseas i tell them under any given rock is at least 10 things that will kill you :P im doing my part keeping tourists away :)
<FreeFrag> rofl

Quote #1852 (+9) [ 2004-04-17, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fall> oh man
<@Fall> my work calls me today
<@Fall> "Brad, I can't connect to F:"
<@Fall> "ok, disconnect, reconnect"
<@Fall> "alright."
<@Fall> "reboot, call me back in 5"
<@Fall> *5 minutes pass*
<@Fall> "you've reconnected to F:?"
<@Fall> "no, it couldn't connect again"
<@Fall> "Start -> Run -> cmd... ping 192.168.0.1"
<@Fall> "Destination host unreachable...?"
<@Fall> "plug the network cable back in"
<@Fall> "oh yeah, F works now!"
<@Fall> *blank look*

Quote #1857 (+9) [ 2004-04-19, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> smoking makes your lungs look like the inside of a well used, yet unflushed brick shithouse

Quote #1930 (+9) [ 2004-05-07, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> I wish stupidity was a fatal disease
<t_rex|z> :)
<ethanol> it is
<ethanol> have you read the darwin awards?
<Hibba> I hear you can catch stupidity from aids
<ethanol> you can catch aids from stupidity
<ernest> yeah, it is, but its lethality rate is somewhere around the 15% mark, and thats not good enough for me;)

Quote #1999 (+9) [ 2004-05-25, 23:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> Sticks i'll give you some 1902 numbers dude. Just like before
<FreeFrag> 1902 TRONSEX, hot steamy overclocker, right on your phone!
<Agg> you mean hto stmeay oclovker

Quote #2126 (+9) [ 2004-07-09, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby2> Guys, anyone who's got my mobile number, can they please pm or sms me their details again... yay for having a blank phone. If I don't know you, don't pm me your number, because I'll just post it to alt.mental-problems.sociopath.day-release-programs

Quote #2173 (+9) [ 2004-07-21, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sciby&r=s&pos=3 <--bottom definition, bwahahahaa, I'll take one guess who submitted that
<FreeFrag> A) Asrehole <--That gives it away :D :D
<Sciby> Yup, safe to say it's TheTron. You can smell the stupidity.
<Sciby> Even if there was no quote, the spelling of 'asrehole' still gives it away.
<FreeFrag> Sciby, come on, join in you fun nazi!! You can smell the stuiptedity :)
<FreeFrag> So anyway, Sciby, been doing much trolling while whom adminning lately?
<Sciby> FF: No, but I"m a snobbish asrehole.

Quote #2235 (+9) [ 2004-08-09, 14:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bundy> hey i work hard!
<MadHatter> do i need to dig up the logs?
<Bundy> no
<MadHatter> " work... LOL i worked for like 20mins today "
<MadHatter> "i fell asleep at work today "
<MadHatter> " work is like a huge piracy ring "
<Bundy> i was having a power nap
<MadHatter> a 2 hr power nap?
<Bundy> its not my fault the fitters are slow at fixing something
<Jessica> Ahaha
<MadHatter> how often do you play cards?
<Bundy> not that often. nodoby brings them in
<Bundy> and we lost our football

Quote #2282 (+9) [ 2004-09-09, 05:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(TensopAway): argh
(TensopAway): 120 watt amplifier + 94dB sensitive speakers + accidently leaving your amp on full volume + PC alarm clock = very, very very bad.

Quote #2288 (+9) [ 2004-09-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Jessica> That's pretty cruel enigma :(
<+Jessica> Not taking a chance with people because they're ugly
<@enigma> no, not ugly
<@enigma> they weren't ugly
<@enigma> they were possibly alright looking
<@DrillSGT> Just ... wearing enough makeup to protect themselves from nuclear fallout?

Quote #2305 (+9) [ 2004-09-28, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Hopefully i can do some warsitting from my AP
<INerTIal> lol
<INerTIal> warsitting
<INerTIal> thas a new one
<INerTIal> i do warbussing and warcabbing occasionally
<thetron> It's not. It when you sit on top of a hill with a Panabonic aerial and point it in different directions
<INerTIal> panabonic>
<INerTIal> ???
<INerTIal> you mean parabolic
<thetron> yeh i get the para bit confused
<Agg> panabonic is when you point your erection in different directions
<INerTIal> lol
<thor--> :]
<JesterX> i did that once
<JesterX> spent the night in the slammer
<thor--> i did it not so long ago, didnt pick anything up unfortunatley ;)

Quote #2327 (+9) [ 2004-10-13, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> (omgomgomgi'monircandtalkingtoagirlarealgirlaboutbreasts)

Quote #2425 (+9) [ 2004-12-12, 17:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ProFX looks for other posts challenging my immense network resources
* ProFX (Pro@ProFX.net) Quit (Ping timeout for ProFX)

Quote #2444 (+9) [ 2004-12-21, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours was kicked by aftahours (stupid noob)
* aftahours has joined #overclockers
<aftahours> oops, that was supposed to be for Agg

Quote #2518 (+9) [ 2005-01-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashley
* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashleee
* Krypt0n is now known as David
Iroquois *brain explodes*

Quote #2618 (+9) [ 2005-03-09, 13:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Lurks: Hows your engrlish?
<Lurks> thetron: as good as yours
<yaleman> thetron doesn't speak engrish, he speaks tronlish, which is even more garbled
<ace234> who needs 128bit encryption when you have tronlish
<Lurks> ace234: 128bit is based on tronlish
<yaleman> haha

Quote #2629 (+9) [ 2005-03-17, 18:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> i was watching the CCTV screens, keeping an eye on this guy who was loitering around, not doing anything
<Fod|Work> watched him for quite a while and he didn't move a muscle
<Fod|Work> then i realised it was me :S

Quote #2657 (+9) [ 2005-03-31, 00:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> most chicks comment on how they wish they were lesbians around me

Quote #2676 (+9) [ 2005-04-11, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cija__> Omgooglies!
<Cija__> I just saw an ad for a 98% fat free cat food.

Quote #2687 (+9) [ 2005-04-15, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

[22:08] <YubYub> hello?
[23:10] <YubYub> hey
[23:11] <YubYub> oh crap that was just me from earlier

Quote #2735 (+9) [ 2005-05-03, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[MaXius]: hello.. just doing a unix assignment, how do u run two commands on a line without it putting a carriage return in the output?
[neil]: rm -rf / ; echo oh fuq

Quote #2766 (+9) [ 2005-05-19, 01:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> it's going to be cold tonight
<eDust> oh wait, it's night already
<eDust> it's cold tonight

Quote #2805 (+9) [ 2005-05-31, 17:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rodgone ] on my toom stone i want /whois rodgrech
[ FatMan ] ok
[ rodgone ] ./rodgrech is on channel #dead
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (dead)
[ rodgone ] hahaha
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #life (connection reset by peer)
[ rodgone ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (connection reset by spider)

Quote #2916 (+9) [ 2005-08-01, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crusher> london was boring
<rerun> but you said it was a blast
<greazy> different type of blast
<rerun> o

Quote #2931 (+9) [ 2005-08-11, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Lapto> You might be calling Bern "daddy"
<Jessica> I already do ;)

Quote #2947 (+9) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #2975 (+9) [ 2005-09-10, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: HOLY MOTHER FUCK
Radar_: Lightning just hit a tree across the road
Sniper4400: damn missed again

Quote #3019 (+9) [ 2005-10-10, 19:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I just tried to shoo a fly off my screen with the mouse cursor.
<Narcolepsy> I think I'm a geek :|

Quote #3155 (+9) [ 2005-12-22, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch grabs popcorn and watches the ensuing argument ;)
deepspring: go play with ya man boobs biatch :p
* outy pokes biatch with bridgeport the kitten.
* biatch touches her man bewbs.
biatch: Oh baby oh baby
outy: this is hot
outy: keep going biatch
outy: im nearly done....
deepspring: lol
biatch: Work on your stamina, outy.

Quote #3182 (+9) [ 2006-01-09, 15:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jaymz> They need to make a Windows Unprofessional Edition that sends pornography and racist/sexist/offensive jokes to random contacts from your address book.

Quote #3309 (+9) [ 2006-04-01, 11:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Now to find something to do today
<Agg> watch ch10 like everyone else, biatch :)
<biatch> What's on ch10?
<Agg> f1gp
<Agg> ALL WEEKEND
<outy> hehehe
<biatch> Yukky
<Agg> pretend they're horses
<Agg> look, the red horse passed the white horse! oh no, the green horse crashed into the wall and broke its front legs off!
<Agg> maybe not.
<outy> LOL

Quote #3382 (+9) [ 2006-05-27, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Old_Camper> Oh my God
<Old_Camper> I just wiped my nose with a tissue that had semen in it
<Old_Camper> That's the last time I leave my dirty tissues on the desk
<FatMan> hahaha
<outy> hahaha
<FatMan> owned!
<Shaun> That's not something you tell this channel, by the way.
<Old_Camper> :(

Quote #3384 (+9) [ 2006-05-29, 07:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

Grosby: heehee
Grosby: 4 more days.
Grosby: I can't wait until thursday afternoon!
Grosby: :D
knowsfords: whats thursday?
Lurks: day after wednesday, before friday
Grosby: last day of work!
Grosby: :D
Grosby: *dances*
Grosby: then I have 8 months to piss you all off, daily! :D
Grosby: all day
Grosby: everyday
Grosby: :P
Hibba has disconnected: Ping timeout
Lurks: there goes one
Grosby: it's not even thursday yet

Quote #4144 (+9) [ 2007-06-05, 16:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<lolcat> Haikus are easy
<lolcat> But sometimes they don't make sense
<lolcat> Refrigerator

Quote #4149 (+9) [ 2007-06-06, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

The_Dan: who here is on internet?
The_Dan: ...that is the dumbest thing i have ever said

Quote #4131 (+9) [ 2007-05-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SgtMjrTank> 41 semi talking people are a lot more fun than 9 non talking people
<wayne> 43?
<Daemo> its 42 isnt it? :P
<Daemo> z isnt actualy a person
<wayne> he is to me
<Z> wayne: <3
<wayne> I love you too Z

Quote #4185 (+9) [ 2007-07-16, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Getho> I just realised I went 2 years in my job, without being about to pronouce my mangers name.
<Getho> able*
<Getho> managers*
<Getho> and being able to spell aparrently.
<enigma> apparently*
<enigma> (I probably got that wrong too nw)
<enigma> ... bah
* enigma gives up
* Getho joins enigma

Quote #4159 (+9) [ 2007-06-11, 19:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Splosh123> Radar: Your 21, fully grown man. Fuck your parents.
<Radar> My best mate has been there, but I'm hardly going in unprepared

Quote #4011 (+9) [ 2007-01-17, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Scyth0r> http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/01/16/environment.animals.reut/index.html
<Scyth0r> i saw this and my immediate thought was "that monkey is clinging to a penis"

Quote #4091 (+9) [ 2007-04-25, 15:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish`> I've only heard of it happening a few times and one story involved ecstasy taking and going crazy with about 8 liters of water or so
<LemMinG> good old dihydrogen monoxide
<Wayne> hydroxic acid
<Wayne> hydrogen hydroxide
<Tabris> sky juice :P

Quote #4217 (+9) [ 2007-10-05, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<angelessme> mmm i could use some oportos
<Broady> WHY DO PEOPLE SAY oporto*s*
<Broady> it's just oporto
<BFM> You say tomato, I say, gfys

Quote #4287 (+9) [ 2008-03-25, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i happened to walk in to one of our computer labs when a teacher was trying to use one of our new flatbed scanners to scan an artwork made entirely out of chicken wire

Quote #160 (+8) [ 2002-12-13, 03:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> FUCK them - they want equality, then they can have the same rights as EVERYONE
<Sticks> forget I said that
<Sticks> wrong channel for that talk
*** Sticks was kicked by Z ((Sticks) Twit)

Quote #97 (+8) [ 2002-11-19, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114576 <-- WTB 15-17" monitor QLD
<NBk> Jester: I've got a LG 17" here, works fine, just doesn't turn on