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Quote #1885 (+8) [ 2004-04-28, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Alright, I'm going. I want to disconnect from the net on purpose for once.

Quote #787 (+9) [ 2003-07-15, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoMe`O> my dad filps out knowin dat im goin out wit a girl
<RoMe`O> its like he wants me to b gay

Quote #4341 (+2) [ 2008-06-30, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Radar> Fuck waking the dog for a joke
<@Agg> i hope you missed an l there and not an n

Quote #2518 (+8) [ 2005-01-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashley
* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashleee
* Krypt0n is now known as David
Iroquois *brain explodes*

Quote #2388 (+6) [ 2004-11-14, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Not much quizzing in #quiz
<Quadbox> not much murder in #death, either
<FreeFrag> lol
<Krypt0n> not much to download in #juarez,mexico
<Krypt0n> heh

Quote #1820 (+2) [ 2004-04-11, 07:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> is it egg day today?
<Draffa> ?
<Draffa> ah, yes
<Grosby> aah shit
<Grosby> I thought it was yesterday :/
<Grosby> ask kids at work what the easter bunny bought them
<Grosby> no wonder why I got odd looks

Quote #1894 (+4) [ 2004-04-30, 00:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Great storyline too.
<Sciby> About a guy named Shin who was backstabbed by his best friend and forced to work for a mercenary airforce somewhere in africa.
<Agg> Shin? is he from Thighland?
<Sciby> No, Buttswana.
<Agg> ahh yes, the foothills.
<Sciby> Yup, at the bottom of the Handies.
<Agg> I carpaled there once.. got a nasty femur, wasn't very humerus.
<Sciby> Heh, I got nothin'. :)

Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #2839 (+3) [ 2005-06-22, 04:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> so, someone tell me something new.
<predder> ''Something New'' was the Beatles' third Capitol release, but fifth American album following the UA release of ''A Hard Day's Night''. This album includes songs left off that release except "I'll Be Back", as well as the remaining tracks "Slow Down" and "Matchbox" from the ''Long Tall Sally'' EP and the German release of "I Want To Hold Your Hand".

In 2004 this album was released for the first time on CD as part of ''The Capitol Albums, Volume 1'' box set.

Quote #2593 (+6) [ 2005-02-17, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> just wait for adsl to be activated Agg :D
<Agg> aftahours - I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 15 MONTHS!!!
<Agg> aherrrm.
<Agg> calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.. with lag.. graarrghh
<aftahours> ahahaha

Quote #1169 (+6) [ 2003-10-19, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<odes> `banlist
<Sparks> dunno
<odes> `listban
<Sparks> `listsluts
<Carrots> lol
<Carrots> dont do that sparks, you'll crash the server

Quote #1801 (+2) [ 2004-04-04, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> From what FF said and from my fuzzy memory, it went along the lines of 'TheTron is talking out of his magical ass.' I think Agg said it.
<thetron> Sciby and FreeFrag keep your flame wars comfined to #overclockers and only there. Calling people names and flaming them isn't productive and gets you no credit
<FreeFrag> thetron, you're silly, and I'll say that wherever I want.
<Sciby> thetron: I don't need no steenking credit.

Quote #826 (+15) [ 2003-07-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> Nice to see everyone complaining when I am in the chanell .......
<Fodder> drillsgt sucks.
<DrillSGT> thanks Fodder :P
<Lurks> Fodder swallows
<Fodder> anytime
<Fodder> damnit

Quote #1009 (+16) [ 2003-09-07, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> anyone know of one of those puzzle sites that "workout" your brain
<@Frag|Shwr> www.microsoft.com
<@Frag|Shwr> Navigate through it.

Quote #43 (+4) [ 2002-11-02, 02:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has left #overclockers
<K|dDO`> evening Bravo
<BOB_LOE> K|dDO`: * Bravo has left #overclockers
<brembo`> smacktard, hubbahabahbahb
<K|dDO`> oops
<K|dDO`> lol

Quote #4185 (+9) [ 2007-07-16, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Getho> I just realised I went 2 years in my job, without being about to pronouce my mangers name.
<Getho> able*
<Getho> managers*
<Getho> and being able to spell aparrently.
<enigma> apparently*
<enigma> (I probably got that wrong too nw)
<enigma> ... bah
* enigma gives up
* Getho joins enigma

Quote #1379 (+12) [ 2003-11-26, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> BWAAhhh My wife just came in with a cigarette and ashed into my last beer, thinking it was an empty can :(
<Mred32> I'd just opened it as well.
<FenrisOlf> hehehe.... ahhh, I feel for you man.
<FenrisOlf> marriage can be hard sometimes =(
<Mred32> :(
<Mred32> It tastes strange

Quote #3064 (+9) [ 2005-11-02, 17:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> so I got a chicken breast and smeared honey on it then wrapped it in bacon and put it in the oven... holy crap it turned out awesome
<brembo`> last time i tried to wrap a breast in bacon i got slapped :\

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #4271 (+2) [ 2008-02-15, 04:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hpengy> i'm a moth
<hpengy> i mean
<hpengy> I'm off
<captin nod> you like to bang into light bulbs?
<hpengy> you should see my apartment
<hpengy> it's got a low-hanging light
<hpengy> i hit it all the time

Quote #1786 (+5) [ 2004-03-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> What's better than winning the paralymics?
<Owen> Legs.

Quote #2544 (+7) [ 2005-01-28, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Maniac> this week has been an anus horribilis with regard to netbanking and freight
<ruprecht> annus :)
<BigTonka> hehehe otherwise you might need some special ointment ;)
<Maniac> lol

Quote #2393 (+47) [ 2004-11-20, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<V8R> my son can dismantle anything :(
<Redback> hide the screwdrivers
<One``> you dont want to come home to a pile of dismantled screwdrivers

Quote #3434 (+4) [ 2006-07-07, 11:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

Teddybear: Anyways, learning about anything pregnancy related seems like a worthwhile way to spend time. You never know when you're going to have to deliver a baby in an emergency :p
Teddybear: it's on Lazerus Long's list of things humans have to be able to do, anyway
Homicidal: "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
Homicidal: okay, so it wasnt on the list afterall

Quote #1789 (+3) [ 2004-03-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rc> I love spam
<rc> Makes me feel impotent

Quote #1251 (+1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> my ass in uncrackable
<Rik> actually
<Rik> wait a minute
<Rik> there's plenty of crack there

Quote #1441 (+8) [ 2003-12-15, 00:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i should start the ocau "who has the hottest sister" thread :)
* Hunter hides his sister
* predder looks for Hunter's sister on the interweb
<quazor> predder: in what forum pub or extreme cooling
<quazor> how to cool ure hot sister

Quote #381 (+12) [ 2003-03-06, 17:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron pats bh
(bh): thetron right now im too involved in trying to figure this out to pretend I can understand or care what you say
(thetron): pat (p~at): to touch, someone or something softly
(Darkness): The definition of irony. Tron looking words up for someone else in the dictionary...

Quote #1886 (+9) [ 2004-04-28, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bartobook> I think IRC needs some virtual whip technology, as an intermediate step between kicking and banner
<nw|work> and if it doesn't that further proves that i need DSL
<PolishMani> what song should i download anyone? iv run out of ideas (legally ofcourse)
<bartobook> 1) Kick. 2) Virtual Whip flys out of the monitor and leaves a nasty welt. 3) ban.
<WM|English> bartobook, That would get used a lot in some S&M channel's I'd bet.

Quote #1598 (+8) [ 2004-02-05, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> once you *have* a missues you *need* pron
<g> you do?
* g ==!missus
<j> don't deny your basic instincts!

Quote #2777 (+4) [ 2005-05-21, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ fLy]: i'd be a dirty liar if i said i wasnt drunk
[ fLy]: im glad i got that off my chest
* fLy drinks up
[ fLy]: p.s i may have injured my pancreas in a freak accident involving myself and some wet tiles

Quote #4238 (+5) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #2060 (+3) [ 2004-06-16, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I'd love a segway, for that "Look at me I'm an all out nerdy geek and there's not one thing you can do about it" look

Quote #628 (+12) [ 2003-06-06, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FuriousG> stupid spam
<FuriousG> why the fuck would i want a septic tank?

Quote #1618 (+6) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #974 (+29) [ 2003-08-30, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Moose licks FreeFrags arse and grabs the cookie
<Moose> *kicks

Quote #1847 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ_[LAN] counts...
<DJ_[LAN]> 1
<DJ_[LAN]> 2
<DJ_[LAN]> wicked all my eyebrows
<@NozzLAN> fantastical

Quote #572 (+6) [ 2003-05-18, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Frag|Sleep hands Malbert a nice fresh shit
<Malbert> mmm
<Frag|Sleep> tasty?
<Malbert> like a bbq chicken

Quote #1208 (+1) [ 2003-10-24, 13:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* brembo` farts
<brembo`> phwoar that stinks
* echelon hands brembo` a cork
<brembo`> bbiab

Quote #1606 (+6) [ 2004-02-08, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> At Microsoft, we need the best programmers. Only virgins need apply. We attribute the numerous security flaws in Windows to programmers who have gotten laid. Our studies show that one blow job is responsible for an average of seventeen buffer overflows. Be pure and join our team.
<c> I make it a rule not to have sex while programming

Quote #816 (+3) [ 2003-07-27, 09:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> so hang on... do nerds use IRC?
<Cl0wn_L0ve> no
<Cl0wn_L0ve> they use msn
<Cl0wn_L0ve> they like the more interactive smiley faces
<Carrots> LOL
<Cl0wn_L0ve> :P dont excite them enough

Quote #4338 (+6) [ 2008-06-21, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:45] * Wayne changes topic to 'New Agglette --> www.ocau.com/~agg/charlotte.jpg | Congratulations to Agg and Annette'
[21:50] <Folken> ack
[21:50] <Folken> agg is reproducing
[21:50] <Folken> how long until she is on irc?
[21:51] <@Agg> heh, never
[21:51] <S|4V3^work> eta on facebook page?
[21:51] <InTheFade> what's to say she isn't :D
[21:51] <V8R[zZz]> wtf, another agglette :o
[21:51] <Folken> Agg: we'll treat her well
[21:51] <Folken> no swearing etc ;-p
[21:51] <@Wayne> Agg, sit her on the keyboard and let her crawl.
[21:54] <@Wayne> Agg, it has to be if your kids are coming on.
[21:54] <@Agg> they aren't :)
[21:54] <@Wayne> If there is a will, there is a way (pun).
[21:54] <@Agg> William doesn't have time for such distractions, he's studying to become the first president of mars.

Quote #3115 (+8) [ 2005-11-30, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Dear overclockers,
<Jessica> Being capped blows.
<Jessica> Love Jessica.
<Manol> Dear Jessica,
<Manol> Welcome to Australian Broadband
<Manol> Love Manol
<Manol> xxx

Quote #266 (+4) [ 2003-01-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Wizard_ : you couldn't hit a bulls arse with a fistful of popcorn :P

Quote #1297 (+9) [ 2003-11-10, 18:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?

Quote #2883 (+2) [ 2005-07-16, 10:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I have decided
<Lombers> I hate all PC places now
<Lombers> the problem is, they know nothing about customer service
<Lombers> because the people who started the good ones are pretty much geeks
<Lombers> and have no idea how to actually interact with people
<Lombers> sure they know their tech stuff
<Lombers> but that's about it
<Redback> what do they do when a girl wants to buy a new motherboard?
<Lombers> they premature ejaculate
<Redback> rofl
<pace> its not like i ordered a $15 modem
<Lombers> I know, and that's the problem
<Lombers> their problem is, they keep thinking to themselves that they will be able to get it in
<Lombers> instead of saying "look, I'll be conservative here, it'll take 2 weeks minimum"
<Lombers> then if they get it in earlier the customer would be like "omg that's the best service ever"

Quote #2775 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Chuggy> You know over in toronto or some place in North America. The coppers there found out that in a case of 100 rapes, 80% of them were done by people who where star trek fans. Or fans of that kind of genra thingo.
<@Sciby> Really?
<@Chuggy> yeah
<@Sciby> I like Star Trek.
* @Dee eyes Sciby
* @Sciby takes off his pants.

Quote #126 (+9) [ 2002-11-26, 07:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> mmm, nature tests on r9700 pro
<Lombers> Agg: almost 200fps??
<Agg> dunno yet
<Agg> gah! some kind of bug flying around my face. nature test is too realistic. :(

Quote #3495 (+1) [ 2006-08-06, 16:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

< beta> I dont know alot about linux
< devians__> you dont seem to know much about anything beta

Quote #1856 (+14) [ 2004-04-18, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords injects Freaek with 1000cc's of Maple syrup and pancake batter
<DDsD> I get the impression knowsfords is trying to fatten us up...
<DDsD> $10 says knowsfords lives in a gingerbread house...