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Quote #2861 (+2) [ 2005-07-03, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> A Taiwan stock trader mistakenly bought $251 million worth of shares with a misstroke of her computer keyboard, meaning her company is looking at a paper loss of more than $12 million and she is looking for a new job.
<Skitzo> Hahahaha
<Quan-Time> err say what ?
<Quan-Time> how is that possible to "MISTAKE
<Quan-Time> OH FFS
<Quan-Time> fukin teyboard
<Eminoir> just like that :P

Quote #3583 (-3) [ 2006-10-04, 20:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> kiss my balls
The_Dan would be delighted

Quote #1594 (+1) [ 2004-02-05, 11:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fr0st> stupid fukn driving asessor
<fr0st> i'll show him fail :/
<yaleman> lol
<yaleman> owned
<sabz> What'd you get failed on?
<yaleman> the spelling test :)
<sabz> Heh

Quote #2777 (+4) [ 2005-05-21, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ fLy]: i'd be a dirty liar if i said i wasnt drunk
[ fLy]: im glad i got that off my chest
* fLy drinks up
[ fLy]: p.s i may have injured my pancreas in a freak accident involving myself and some wet tiles

Quote #1312 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zom> OCAU...
<Zom> is that an australian godzilla or something?

Quote #1524 (+6) [ 2004-01-15, 16:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Azazel3000 has joined #overclockers
<Azazel3000> HEllo, I need help, please send private
<Agg> my privates are private, Private.
<Vassili> lol
<enigma> ... i'm not sending my privates to anyone

Quote #53 (+6) [ 2002-11-06, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, what did I win?
<Agg> FreeFrag - you won a "kick in the nuts" voucher, redeemable at your nearest Agg outlet.
<Agg> (not exchangeable for cash)

Quote #1797 (+8) [ 2004-04-03, 01:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Meh i should do TronRAIDO soon
<athlonxp> TronRAID0?
<Agg> two thetrons in stripey clothing

Quote #1982 (+11) [ 2004-05-19, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> VTEC???
<Sciby> Don't swear, hibba.
* Sciby changes topic to '-= http://www.overclockers.com.au/ =- Dodgy and hibba are gay lovers.'
<dodge> jealous Sciby?
<Sciby> Hardly.
<dodge> so, now that we're gay lovers Hibba, when are you coming over?
<Hibba> When Sciby gets off my dick
* Hibba was kicked by Sciby (Even if I was gay, you'd still be at the bottom of my list, ugly.)
<Daemon> Sciby's busy with miriam :P
<Sciby> Leave Miriam out of this, she's a delicate flower.

Quote #880 (-5) [ 2003-08-11, 14:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PooJou/#overclockers questions AMD
<echelon> AMD cracks under the pressure

Quote #2580 (0) [ 2005-02-12, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii> i got a grassy turd to smoke

Quote #2932 (+4) [ 2005-08-12, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> we ordered 150 pizzas at uni today
<FreeFrag> lol
<eDust> lol D_Web, did they send a fleet of scooters to deliver?
<eDust> an armada of scooters
<knowsfords> did you kill one of the scooter drivers then go back to the pizza place to get delivery missions?

Quote #1379 (+12) [ 2003-11-26, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> BWAAhhh My wife just came in with a cigarette and ashed into my last beer, thinking it was an empty can :(
<Mred32> I'd just opened it as well.
<FenrisOlf> hehehe.... ahhh, I feel for you man.
<FenrisOlf> marriage can be hard sometimes =(
<Mred32> :(
<Mred32> It tastes strange

Quote #4126 (-1) [ 2007-05-24, 10:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> so this morning I went and picked up my van. Had to get a new alternator put in, which cost me the princely sum of $661. I asked the bloke if the fucken thing came with a steak dinner and a happy ending
<freaek> he didn't seem impressed

Quote #131 (+4) [ 2002-12-03, 07:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> whoever just tried to send me something, or chat or something, retry please
<kid|TBmoro> Cav: see my pic?
<CSmith> thats the pr0n from abcd
<CSmith> :D

Quote #2868 (+6) [ 2005-07-10, 17:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@inferno) FUCK
(@inferno) i just watched a porno
(@inferno) and i realised it showed on my MSN
[@tom] haha

Quote #1121 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* jayci blows the whisle
* Matthew acts as a whislte
(Matthew): :D
(Matthew): fuck speeling
(jayci): eeww Matthew
(Matthew): lol
(Matthew): owned. :D

Quote #2180 (+7) [ 2004-07-22, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> I'm a rude fuck :p
<dodgy> i'm sure nobody planned on going that far with you Quadbox

Quote #4248 (+1) [ 2007-12-01, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/image/XR6Mod_8ff706a439f2d0eb63da6ed.jpg <--That's my bro's nearly legal XR6 engine bay
<S1[A]> "nearly legal" ... I bet that set off Rage's highlight
<brembo`> he's already got the car started

Quote #1750 (+5) [ 2004-03-18, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzZzZzZ> im gonna go get laid! :P
<sabretooth> Junkz, leave Sticks alone!

Quote #1112 (+9) [ 2003-10-12, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i have an ssh session open on thor. :)
<FreeFrag> Agg, can I have one too?
<Agg> FreeFrag - sure! a small service fee of AUD$1000 per character sent or received will apply.
<gords> agg: no worries. i'll pay for FreeFrag's SSH connection and mine too. i've just ripped off a credit card from some fellow called *checks name* James Rolfe. haha, what a sucker :P

Quote #2158 (+6) [ 2004-07-19, 10:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Draffa closed the wrong window!
<Draffa> a whole hour of work, GONE!
<wolfeh_> it's ok i have our cyber on logs :D
<Draffa> FUCK!

Quote #1137 (+11) [ 2003-10-15, 09:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
<echelon> I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh
<echelon> my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.

Quote #2822 (+3) [ 2005-06-14, 23:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@CapnChron> wtf
<@CapnChron> chicks play Everquest 2 now??
<@CapnChron> I smsed a chick for a root
<@CapnChron> her reply "can't, playing everquest 2"

Quote #1765 (+3) [ 2004-03-24, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> !google Victoria police
<D_Web> Result: Victoria Police - Internet - [ http://www.police.vic.gov.au/ ]
<DDsD> If google was a person, and i was a female, i would want to have its babies

Quote #989 (+7) [ 2003-09-02, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tazmin> my fone got flogged 2day
<Tazmin> im just pissed about the sim card...dun care about the phonw
<Tazmin> some of those numbers i shall never be able to get back :(
<Chastity> tsk tsk ppl who rely on technology :-P
<Tazmin> pffffttt,chas my phone was like my other brain
<RoSWeLL> so your phone was like a penis is to a male ?
<Chastity> that's even more scary :-P
<RoSWeLL> guess i can understand the logic there

Quote #4249 (+2) [ 2007-12-03, 23:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> You learn something new everyday.. today i learnt that the governemnt can jail you and take your wages/house/drivers license/car if you dont pay a parking fine for 4 months. It all nicely laid out in the enforcement order they mailed me saying payup by 22nd of december or your fucked.
<Stygian> hah
* GSlicer has quit (Ping timeout)
* BTC is now known as BedTC|Zzz
* lurks2 is now known as Lurks
<fen> i think i'll pay it now..

Quote #1503 (+5) [ 2004-01-11, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i should take a pic of me now
<Rage> none of them are current
<Rage> i'm a lot less boyish :D
<Tommmo> hahahah
<Fod> more girlish now?
<Tommmo> what, you're a bit girly ?
<Tommmo> aha fod beat me to it
<knowsfords> Fod: dammit!
<Tommmo> nothing wrong with that rage
<Tommmo> our society embraces diversity
<knowsfords> and if you want to be a women, we wont stop you.

Quote #2448 (+6) [ 2004-12-24, 13:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> i was just owned by bleach
<zuus> fucking bleach.
<yaleman> lol
<Narcolepsy> How'd you do that?
<yaleman> bleaching your pubes again zuus?
<Syxx`> lol pics :P

Quote #806 (+6) [ 2003-07-21, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ah fuck.
<aftahours> my toe just got electrectued
<aftahours> i stcuk it in n the plug
<aftahours> :@
<aftahours> ah fuck..its like alll numb. :

Quote #2373 (-1) [ 2004-11-07, 15:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> damn half duplex and full duplex is a pain in teh arse to understand, but i think ive got it
<Hibba> half-duplex = only up or down not both at once
<outonanisl> can someone correct me if im wrong, half duplex for hubs cause hubs are gay, full duplex for switches, cause switches are the bomb shizzle
<Hibba> full-dueples = both ways at once
<outonanisl> and what hibba said
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> no
<Fragwizard> ooo dueples
<Fragwizard> :P
<outonanisl> lol dueples ? wtf
<Hibba> gg speeelng
<V8R[wrk]> ie: most gf's are half duplex.. some lucky guys have girlfriends that are full duplex ;)

Quote #810 (+3) [ 2003-07-22, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> wtf doesnt agg sell a bike and buy a ballsy server?
<DrAlpina> cause he keeps smashing them ElCrunch
<ElCrunch> oh deer

Quote #2442 (+11) [ 2004-12-20, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> around 30 years ago, my dad recieved some cylinder from sweden, someone died overthere and he was a decendent of that person... my dad never did anything about it, and we have no idea where he put the cylinder
<edj> only found out after his funeral when my uncle, (his brother) told me about it
<Agg> what was in the cylinder, edj?
<edj> some official swedish document
<edj> land rights or something, I don't really know much about it, but it had the official seal of sweden on it
<dr_red> edj: you could be rich!
<edj> back then they figured it was way to expensive to go to sweden and claim it, so they just left it
<dr_red> it could be a shitload of land
<dr_red> id be looking into it
<Agg> You own Sweden. Would you like to build a hotel ($185)? (Y/n)
<edj> lol, my dad chose "n" unfortunately

Quote #1180 (+7) [ 2003-10-20, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win
<PooJou> [22:09] <Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win <- amen to that... thats like... fully malaysian style :D
<Tate> wtf
<Tate> it's no style
<Tate> it's jus
<Tate> a shirt + boxers
<Tate> both random
<Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<PooJou> *suss*
<Tate> lol
<Tate> they're seriosly pink
<Tate> and I wear them
<Tate> otuside
<Tate> I feel like if someone is waling past
<Tate> they'll yell it
<Tate> YOU FUCKING QUEER
<PooJou> 'hey baby, i'm wearing pink boxers'
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> Chicks + boxers + singlet = drool....................
* PooJou goes back to the corner
<Tate> dude
<Tate> chicks + nothing = droll
<Rage> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll <-- lol... droll means boring...
<Tate> haha
<Tate> fuck you tom
<Tate> :P
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> tates gay!
<PooJou> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll | [22:12] <Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<Rage> lol
<PooJou> I rest my case

Quote #3136 (+11) [ 2005-12-12, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> Condense soup, not books!
<gords> reader's digest bothering you again, Freaek?
<Freaek> those lousy fuckers
<Freaek> word nazis!
<TheWedgie> lol
<Freaek> oh sure, you laugh now, but just you wait. It'll be a lolercaust all over again

Quote #3324 (+11) [ 2006-04-13, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> new chaser clips: http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/video/default.htm?program=chaser&pres=20060331_2200
<TheWedgie> haha that was on the other night
<TheWedgie> the statue one is hillarious
<gords> absolutely
<gords> the cyclone naming rights one is hilarious too
<TheWedgie> lol yeh
<<FreeFrag> Real Player or Windows Media Player....hrmm....where's "OS X"
<gords> under the same category as "minorities no-one cares about"

Quote #1762 (+13) [ 2004-03-23, 18:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Frosty): people are idiots
(Frosty): Im a prime example
(Frosty): I just had a shower, looked at my towel and thought "hrm, better not touch that, it might get wet"

Quote #4191 (+11) [ 2007-07-27, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wayne> I just got a parcel
<Ghoaty> is it sultanas?
<Gamma> bomb?
<Syxx`> white powder
<Wayne> It is a Dell battery, so the prize goes to Gamma

Quote #1668 (+7) [ 2004-02-20, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> cos ur all talking about me behind my back
<PsychoMatt> plotting my demise
<PsychoMatt> you sadistic, cruel, people
<Lurks> we dont need to plot your demise, you can do that yourself, we are just waiting for the ops to spot your demise
<@sniper64> your demise can be easily arranged
* sniper64 sets mode: +b *!*@203.122.65.45

Quote #4151 (+10) [ 2007-06-07, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

BFM: Bah, How do I block smilies from my mates MSN. He's assigned normal letters to flashing gifs ffs
echelon_: BFM: the first step is to punch your mate in the face

Quote #4155 (0) [ 2007-06-08, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo notices TheWedgie looks kinda lonely
* @VooDoo asks if TheWedgie wants to a have a good time
* @VooDoo reaches in his wallet and tosses TheWedgie a @
* VooDoo sets mode: +o TheWedgie
<@TheWedgie> o_O
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> so an @ is op-speak for a condom?
* enigma hides
<Gamma> lol
* @TheWedgie flicks a used @ at enigma
<enigma> ewww
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> Flush your junk please wedgie
* Gamma watches it slide down the wall, with lots of +'s dribbling out of it

Quote #1784 (-3) [ 2004-03-28, 17:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<La-La> someone trashed my house once and stole 6 bottles of soda water
<La-La> TRASHED the joint
<La-La> oh and left like bags of pot
<La-La> so we scored

Quote #192 (-5) [ 2002-12-22, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narc|LAG pops a couple of 'mytestezitch' tablets...
<Draffa> lol
<Draffa> pass them over here

Quote #4153 (+1) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #1693 (+11) [ 2004-02-26, 10:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> last night i saw the most amazing shooting star
<edj> it was huge, not moving too fast
<edj> then after around 10 seconds, it broke into around 5 glowing pieces
<edj> then faded away
<Draffa_> then you went blind?
<Draffa_> and plants started taking over the world!
<echelon> edj: Jetstar's maiden flight

Quote #4175 (-2) [ 2007-07-02, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> House of Wax? Ahahaha, Paris Hilton is a stupid slag.
<Madhatter_> house of wax is a great movie
<Madhatter_> wtf? paris hilton
<Madhatter_> you guys a fucking mental
* kop48 has quit (Quit)
<brodsta> You watching the original Madhatter_?
<Madhatter_> vincent price should be the only name you think of when that movie is mentioned.
<brodsta> lol
<Radar> Vincent Price? The creepy dude off The Simpsons?
<Stygian> ...?
* Madhatter_ smacks head against desk

Quote #3090 (-1) [ 2005-11-14, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon[A]> a Queenslander once asked me if we use the same currancy "all the way down there"
<echelon[A]> I said "No. Our coins have a head on both sides."

Quote #1575 (+2) [ 2004-01-31, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> Crystal i have the beach pics on my pc, gonna upload them now
<Crystal> Coolies! ^_^
<Nozz> beach pics? sounds kinky
<Hunter> not quite
<element> just watched the movie "i am sam"
<element> :D
<TensopAway> sex on the beach/
<Crystal> what was that like?
<Hunter> :D
<Crystal> (the movie, not the sex)
<Nozz> Sex on the beach with Crystal? :-p
<element> good actually

Quote #3676 (+1) [ 2006-12-05, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> today i saw what looked like a chick giving her boyfriend a blowjob on a train station platform
<tensop> damnit.. need a job
<tensop> so fkn bored

Quote #1571 (+6) [ 2004-01-31, 18:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch1> grr going to lay down .. everytime eat something my brain ping times out