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Quote #1058 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> _3pb_: I think you've had enough. Hit the road. ;-)
<_3pb_> had engouh of hwat

Quote #1089 (0) [ 2003-10-08, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Quit] [x] badsektor [] [Quit: put the lube in the microwave, i'm on my way over now]
[ neolithic] rofl at badsektor's quit msg
[GooSE] ROFL... Yeah my brother is a bit fo a fanatic. He wants to be pro but he aint gonna be good enough i reckon (geez what a supportive brother I am)
[ neolithic] badsektor's your brother? ;)
[ neolithic] +r
[Hybrid] neolithic hes on his way ere but im not sure if i want him here after that msg :P

Quote #1091 (0) [ 2003-10-09, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> <rodgrech> lo yalemon <-- you jamacan now rodgrech?

Quote #1117 (0) [ 2003-10-12, 19:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<G-banger> im interested, how do u become a moderator on OCAU??
<G-banger> just interested
<PooJou> G-banger: first, don't be yourself
<G-banger> hahahha no really
<FreeFrag> No, really.
<FreeFrag> He's right.
<Rage> no, seriously.
<sabretooth> (19:31:45) <G-banger> im interested, how do u become a moderator on OCAU?? <-- ahahahah

Quote #1131 (0) [ 2003-10-14, 19:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
<Rage> real classy wild :)
* Rik is listening to: (Blood Duster - The Corpse Song) Length: (2:17)
<wild> lol
<Apok> i would like to see you get it up while your dead
<Rik> "I want to fuck a corpse" is the chorus of this song :p
<Rage> heh
<wild> :eek:
<Rage> what happens when it goes all stiff tho?
<Rage> you might get jammed :o
<WhiteyFord> adds to the excitement
<Apok> yeah but its not like hes gonna hold a raging hardon until he goes stiff
<Falkor> wait a week and the maggots make it feel all nice and stuff
<Falkor> :P
<Rage> speaking from experience... again
<Rage> :P
<Falkor> Yeha man, fucked a lotta dead chicks in my 19 years.
<Falkor> :P

Quote #1145 (0) [ 2003-10-16, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Angrod> im Angrod the Elvin warrior
* Lombers is now known as Elrohir
<JunkzZZzzZ> well you can just take your pointy eared, short arse self and fuck right off
<Angrod> i have +3 to speed boots on

Quote #1153 (0) [ 2003-10-18, 13:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> hehe, I read that as boobs
<sniper64> hahahaha
<Gibbon> I wonder what I'm thinking about ......
<echelon> Gibbon: well, your birthday has only just gone, get a special 'present'?
<Gibbon> unfortunately not, echelon
<echelon> hehe
* echelon sends a paid hooker to Gibbon's house
<MadHatter> lol
* Gibbon wraps himself in latex and smears himself in chicken fat ... then waits ......

Quote #1171 (0) [ 2003-10-19, 05:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch spanks sabretooth
<biatch> rowr :)
* sabretooth spanks biatch back.
<Iroquois> get a chan, you two :P

Quote #1172 (0) [ 2003-10-19, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> fuck I hate fileplanet.
<wild> whoever's responsible for fileplanet, I'm gonna stab 'em in the face with a red hot pitchfork.
<gords> you'd better hope it's not one of us then...
<wild> it's you, isn't it.
<gords> well yeah, but i won't really appreciate the pitchfork, so i'll choose someone else. it was...rik!
<Rik> hey what?
<gords> watch out for a wild wild that's wanting to stab you in the face with a hot pitchfork
<Rik> oh is that all

Quote #1183 (0) [ 2003-10-21, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(james-2): I don't use a virus scanner either
(tensop): james-: mind if i email you a little program i mate
(tensop): its called notavirus.vbs

Quote #1189 (0) [ 2003-10-21, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vossy> a256[mp2]: i got Rhiannon's new number yesterday, SICK :D
<a256[mp2]> vossy - stop chasing 13 yr old girls, you are seriously going to get in trouble
<a256[mp2]> your 18 soon
<vossy> shhh shes 14
<a256[mp2]> oh and that makes it SO much better
<Lurks> ARRRGGGHHHH PAAAAIIIINNNNNN
<a256[mp2]> you'll be saying that when bubba is marking his territory...
<a256[mp2]> in your ARSE
<a256[mp2]> in jail
<vossy> hmmm i suppose
<yaleman> where can I meet this "bubba"

Quote #1195 (0) [ 2003-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BugALug> im such a dick
<BugALug> i burnt my stepdad's ghetto blaster on the stove
<BugALug> i was cleaning the kitchen
<BugALug> and i must've knocked the swtich
<BugALug> went to the next room to read my book
<BugALug> next thing i knew, something was burning...

Quote #1197 (0) [ 2003-10-22, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> guess whos back, back again
<vossy> vossy back
<vossy> tell ya mums
<Fork> no it's vossy's back
<Fork> tell some men

Quote #1238 (0) [ 2003-10-28, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> :( My dinner consists of a small serving of chips. The meat pie exploded taking the plate with it lol
<Strange1> I just put my pie on for 10 minutes on high instead of defrost
<Strange1> it went hard and then exploded. Shattered the plate
<knowsfords> bahaha
<wild> lmao

Quote #1262 (0) [ 2003-11-02, 14:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> omghi2u
<Tommmo> >:D
<FreeFrag> tomMoo! leik hewo!
<Draebor> hihihi a/s/l? wanna cyber??!!
<FreeFrag> yeaaah!
<FreeFrag> 1111one
<Tommmo> he he he
<wild> /msg Draebor I put on my wizard robe and hat...
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Draebor> bwhahahaa
<FreeFrag> ahaha!

Quote #1272 (0) [ 2003-11-03, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> hmmm, must be buy one tard get one free night

Quote #1338 (0) [ 2003-11-15, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> haha you know you have your music up loud when your neighbour 1 block away says on msn: "omg i love that song"

Quote #1359 (0) [ 2003-11-18, 23:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> gah, fuck linux blows
<CoRDWoRK> really?
<CoRDWoRK> cool, might install it then

Quote #1360 (0) [ 2003-11-19, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

[BOB_LOE] I picked this chick up the other nite... Then i wake up the next morning, and she's rubbing her hand up and down my dick trying to wank me off... so i say 'you do that very well!' she said 'i should do, i used to have one'

Quote #1367 (0) [ 2003-11-22, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose_> It's too early and I am too stiff

Quote #1369 (0) [ 2003-11-22, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(rodgrech) man im scared.... i gotta walk into a Apple store (nextbyte) next few days
(Snufkin`) wear protection
(Snufkin`) otherwise you might catch gay
(FreeFrag) Thier prices are an ass rape
(rodgrech) ill have my windblows xp cd with me for protection
(rodgrech) 179.00 for a 65 watt laptop charger
(Largo) haha instead of using a cross on posessed people, throw windows XP at them and watch them burn
(rodgrech) burnt windows xp cds cut up and made into ninja stars
(Snufkin`) haha
(rodgrech) or my ibook of doom with windows xp loaded on it :D
(Largo) i wanted to get an ipod, i gotta walk in there with a radiation suit
(FreeFrag) Lets not forget a full retail copy of MacOSX is $229 :o
(Tensop) Largo: shut your....
(Largo) they'd probaly consider that laptop weapon of mass destruction :p

Quote #1407 (0) [ 2003-12-02, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Chim) I masturbated with a cucumber. I washed it and a few days later my mom used it in a salad.

Quote #1464 (0) [ 2003-12-29, 17:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sim0n> oh dear god, if i ever lost my cable connection, i think id rather hang upself with the 56k modem cable than hook it up to the socket

Quote #1556 (0) [ 2004-01-26, 03:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB_LOE> i find the best way to pick a chick up is to walk up to them and say "national lottery winner", so i picked this chick up, took her back to my place, woke up the next morning and she go's "So what are you gonna buy me with the winings?" i said, "i was only a fucking dollar on the scratch cards!"

Quote #1701 (0) [ 2004-02-29, 22:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Biogenesis> i should make some homemade pr0n and distribute it as "latest playschool season" or something
<JesterX> http://www.illfuckinghostit.com/ haha
<Biogenesis> there's a market for flabby manboobs right?
<Draffa> ROFL
<NutPhucker> Biogenesis: for the low low price of $100 plus post - you can have my flabby manboobs
<Biogenesis> oo baby
<Tap3k> roflmao
<Tap3k> gold
<ravinfrog> heh
<nwatts> hahaha.. classic

Quote #1724 (0) [ 2004-03-05, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> well, what's more important, your education or your computer?
<Fod> (if you say education, i'll have option but to kick you)
<Fod> *no option
<Fod> jeez my english is shit today, i guess that's what you get for putting your computer ahead of your education :)

Quote #1730 (0) [ 2004-03-08, 23:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheRush> i soooo need to get ma shit together!
<adi> i need to do a shit, is that similar??
<TheRush> haha, i don't believe so but depends on your point of view i spose....
<GregM> Im sooo glad they dont carry stench over tcpip
<adi> lol
<adi> theres a company in the UK developing that though..
<adi> it has like 10 smells and costs $10K ^
<GregM> I hope its selective :)
<adi> i feel another beagle coming on..
<Joris> the real problem with smell over ip, is that it doesn't fit porn
<Joris> if a technology isn't applicable to porn, it won't conquer the internet
<Joris> (Joris' first law of internetomatics)
<GregM> put an old kipper behind your monitor Joris
<GregM> close enough
<adi> rofl

Quote #1744 (0) [ 2004-03-15, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fall> go for 512kbps
<Fall> 256 doesn't allow for "rich multimedia content"
<nko> haha
<nko> it does
<nko> if by rich, you mean shitty
<nko> and multimedia, you mean text
<nko> and content, you mean file
<nko> 256 totally allows for shitty text files :P

Quote #1767 (0) [ 2004-03-24, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> did u guys know phone companies keep a log of all SMS's sent
<TheWedgie> eDust: yes, yes i did.
<eDust> :|
<TheWedgie> but you'd be surprised at how hard it is to get access to them, and how heavily the system is logged
<TheWedgie> with telstra anyhoo. ;)
<Fod> can't get at them with telstra because the server is down?

Quote #1778 (0) [ 2004-03-27, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/dialect/staticmaps/q_43.gif <- the non-red dots represent people who believe Texas is spelt Texaz. Note many of them are WITHIN THE STATE.
<Nozz> is that middle-bottom state texas?
<Fod> the big one, yes
<Nozz> That's a worry
<Nozz> oh well
<Nozz> I don't anyone had any doubt that americans were stupid
<Nozz> doubt
<Nozz> Evidendently I've from Texaz too.
<Fod> :)
<Nozz> I'm, fuckit
<Fod> haha, and i was assuming it was deliberate
* Fod makes note to never make that mistake again

Quote #1821 (0) [ 2004-04-11, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatchx> Not really. sab isn't really welcome here. I'm not allowed visitors.
<PooJou> biatchx: are you in jail?
<biatchx> I live with my Dad yeah.
<biatchx> Only because it's convenient.

Quote #1822 (0) [ 2004-04-12, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> My sisters were talking about past life with my mum and I blurted out to darcy
<CapnChron> "You know you could be a hooker in other life on some corner somewhere, I could be your client"

Quote #1838 (0) [ 2004-04-15, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> doesn't insurance give you a car till yours is fixed / written off?
<yaleman> that's only if your car breaks down over 100km from your house
<yaleman> not if you smash it into some other carns

Quote #1872 (0) [ 2004-04-25, 08:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* rodgrech was an army hobo
* TensopAway was never an army hobo
<BBQ_69> now your just a hobo?

Quote #1881 (0) [ 2004-04-27, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bdboy142> hey matt whats it like to be on the, the, the... OUTSIDE
<PsychoMatt> theres less prison sex
<bdboy142> i ment the outside of #overclockers :|

Quote #1974 (0) [ 2004-05-17, 23:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> the worst rum hangover i had was after a friend's 21st and i woke up on the floor of his computer room with bin on my head and a large bruise on my forehead

Quote #2389 (0) [ 2004-11-17, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Well
<Skitzo> I'd recommend HL2
<Skitzo> But then again
<Skitzo> I'm a HL2 fanboy ;P
<Tate> is it good
<Tate> I'm thinking of getting it maybe
<Skitzo> Tate
<Skitzo> Very good
<Skitzo> It's like sex, but I'm having it.
<Jubblies> lol thats sfunny

Quote #2874 (0) [ 2005-07-12, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> "hello helpdesk, i'm a saxaphone player. how do i use the internet?"

Quote #2088 (0) [ 2004-06-28, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzzap> I recon all that UGBox needs is a porn section
<kizzzap> UGPorn

Quote #2155 (0) [ 2004-07-17, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ_NARRRP> I had the worst day in history today man!!
<Dexta> what happened?
<DJ_NARRRP> got home at like 5:30am got up at 7am then from 9am till 5pm with out a fucking break I have been surrounded by BAGPIPES!!!!!!!!!!!
<DJ_NARRRP> I HATE CELTIC FORCE

Quote #2268 (0) [ 2004-09-01, 14:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> bwahahahahah ahhahahahah
<Rage> a girl at school
<Rage> thought we had to vote in the US elections
<Rage> she thought the whole world did
<Rage> ...our country is fucked

Quote #2298 (0) [ 2004-09-22, 16:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rendrag> isle of mann?
<Rendrag> oh
<Rendrag> it's a real place
<Rendrag> i thoguht it was some made up gay retreat

Quote #2321 (0) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas

Quote #2348 (0) [ 2004-10-20, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> wonder if my car insurance company would like it if they knew i were applying for a rally license

Quote #2352 (0) [ 2004-10-20, 23:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> how do I invite oldz again?
<BenZ|iBook> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Narcolepsy> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<TensopAway> /msg oldz join #overclockers
<voodooo> Agg /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Agg> hmm, maybe it's /msg oldz join #overclockers
<Agg> [23:09] -oldZ- Sorry, You must be logged in to use this command.
<Agg> lies!

Quote #2369 (0) [ 2004-10-31, 23:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Soc> I rang a payphone just before. It was fun.
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Hi, Is this a payphone?"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Yes. Yes it is"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Ah. Cool. Well, have a nice day"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "wha, your a random! don't call again you freak!"
<Soc> she sounded cute. :)

Quote #2382 (0) [ 2004-11-12, 01:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> grr.. anyone know how to run a shell script which wont run even when the file has been set to executable?
* Firemoth looks at Quadbox
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: I'd try executing it :p
<Firemoth> !
<Sticks> Firemoth - linux yeah?
<Quad|dvd> failing that, edit it and see what the problem is
<Firemoth> Sticks, yup
<Sticks> you're logged in as?
<Firemoth> root
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: Try executing it with sh <scriptname>
<Iroquois> did you try ./file ?
<Sticks> ./<script>
<Quad|dvd> it might not have #!/bin/sh attatched
<Firemoth> When I type, ./blah .. I get.. : bad interpreter: No such file or directory
<Quad|dvd> Firemoth: Do what I just said then
<Firemoth> It has #!/bin/sh attached
<Firemoth> k
<Quad|dvd> or try bashing it
<Sticks> BASH!!!
<Sticks> always BASH!
<Quad|dvd> bash <script>
<Iroquois> #!/bin/bash dammit
<Sticks> bwwaaaahahahaa
* Quad|dvd bashes Sticks
* Sticks bashes Quadbox
* Quad|dvd is now known as Quadbox
<Quadbox> Wow, I feel bourne again!
<Quadbox> :p
<Sticks> bwwaaahahahaha
<Iroquois> i'm a shell of the man i used to be
<Iroquois> ok, thats enough
<Quadbox> Oh god, this script is TERRIBLE!
<Quadbox> We need to execute a change of program in here
<Quadbox> :p
<Sticks> wait till you see the movie :p
<Iroquois> the "mv"ie?
<Quadbox> This is wreaking variable havoc apon the local environment, you do realise? :p
<Iroquois> Quadbox: you've had these saved up, right? :p
<Quadbox> Iroquois: No, I compile them just in time
<Quadbox> :p
<Iroquois> so they just 'emerge'?
<Quadbox> Iroquois: Indeed. I just kind of port them from my subconsious

Quote #2409 (0) [ 2004-12-04, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I was drawn straight to haydens ass.
<FragOne``> ahaha
<Bern> eeewww
<FragOne``> oh yeh theres a photo of my bottom
<FreeFrag> OH DEAR! I REGRET I REGRET :(
<Bern> off to ug we go with that one

Quote #2542 (0) [ 2005-01-27, 19:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* You were kicked by Z ((falkor) God Smotes Kieran)
<FreeFrag> smotes?
<God> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=smote
<God> oh shit, it came up with smite
* God is stupid
* God was kicked by Z ((FreeFrag) Jesus Christ. Learn to spell you moron.)

Quote #2570 (0) [ 2005-02-06, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours cracks the whip
* ace|TA plays the whip sound effects
* V8R gets all excited and opens the secret wardrobe of latex
<aftahours> LOL
<V8R> all this proding and whipping.... ohh! *shivers* ;)