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Quote #1545 (+4) [ 2004-01-21, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Whos up for some MTA?
<knowsfords> nah not atm
<knowsfords> I only play with chumps...
<Fod> same here knowsfords
<Fod> so i'll play freefrag :)

Quote #1284 (+1) [ 2003-11-06, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> M L G
<Rik> TP LK PF
<Rik> PL FK M M 宧
<Rik> _

Quote #3508 (+3) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #773 (+9) [ 2003-07-11, 04:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draffa is glad he's logging this :)
* ernest thinks "arn't we all" if only I cold log IRL
(ernest): well, I can, but its called going to the potty
(Darkness): I had a real life log, but i drank some bottle labled rm -rf
(Darkness): Fucked if i can remember what it did.

Quote #2593 (+6) [ 2005-02-17, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> just wait for adsl to be activated Agg :D
<Agg> aftahours - I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 15 MONTHS!!!
<Agg> aherrrm.
<Agg> calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.. with lag.. graarrghh
<aftahours> ahahaha

Quote #1245 (+3) [ 2003-10-29, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NaLaR> the day you can jack off to a world leader is the day i join politics
<NaLaR> by that i mean a straight man
<xanex> you want to jack off to a straight man?

Quote #3011 (+3) [ 2005-10-04, 14:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

@Agg * bradrogers wonders when google will take over the air they breathe <-- the air will be free, but every 5th breath will carry an ad for ebay

Quote #1747 (+11) [ 2004-03-16, 12:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rb> the roflcopter is dropping the lollerbombs

Quote #241 (+1) [ 2003-01-13, 09:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> wheres sciby's webcam?
<ScibyBusy> Sitting in his underwear with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and his dick in the other.

Quote #1598 (+9) [ 2004-02-05, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> once you *have* a missues you *need* pron
<g> you do?
* g ==!missus
<j> don't deny your basic instincts!

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #2697 (+4) [ 2005-04-20, 03:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): ill just say im an indian immigrant with year 10
(Tensop`): then i can work for telstra :P
(Frag[LTOP]): lol
(KngtRider): they are outsourcing....
(Tensop`): hello thankyou please sir welcome to telstra how may i help you please KngtRider

Quote #2163 (+4) [ 2004-07-19, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> fsck.. some hardware guru i am
<Mnz|WRK> hehe, do tell the story Agg :)
<Agg> just been swapping video cards trying to find out why this testbed won't boot after being moved into a case i'm reviewing.. got it to boot into windows eventually, but it kept locking up, not responding to kb and mouse.
<Agg> but then, in this "locked up" state, it kept loading some other software..
<Agg> fscking mouse and keyboard in wrong ps/2 holes, grr

Quote #4091 (+9) [ 2007-04-25, 15:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish`> I've only heard of it happening a few times and one story involved ecstasy taking and going crazy with about 8 liters of water or so
<LemMinG> good old dihydrogen monoxide
<Wayne> hydroxic acid
<Wayne> hydrogen hydroxide
<Tabris> sky juice :P

Quote #644 (+4) [ 2003-06-09, 19:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** thetron is now known as tron|bfmod
<Rik|away> tron is modding his boyfriend?

Quote #625 (+9) [ 2003-06-04, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** musang_terbang has joined #sigma-galant
<musang_terbang> Download FREE celebrities nude picture ->> Http://FREE_at.tripod.com/Sample.zip
<Narcolepsy> Download a FREE message from all of us ->> shut the fuck up...
*** musang_terbang has left #sigma-galant

Quote #2885 (+2) [ 2005-07-17, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> Can 2 routers connect to each other?
<shift> that's how the internet works.

Quote #1467 (+1) [ 2003-12-30, 11:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> last night i dreamt i had liv tyler in my bed, but i had no wang :S

Quote #2947 (+8) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #2445 (+41) [ 2004-12-22, 11:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Jessica> Ash
< Jessica> I'm at a net cafe
< Jessica> I installed firefox
< Jessica> renamed it Internet Explorer
< Jessica> and changed the icon :P
< Jessica> WHERE ARE MY KUDOS

Quote #1715 (+8) [ 2004-03-02, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> You know you have problems, when you have 12gb of Iron Chef

Quote #3005 (+12) [ 2005-09-26, 17:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> there was just a story on the news that some crazy amount of kids in western sydney are living below the poverty line and it's growing at some alarming rate...
<eDust> is that the "fat epedimic" spreading rampantly again?
<eDust> keep your children at home, they'll catch obesity if you let them go to school
<Erve> lol
<wild> ROFL
<Strange1> I cause Beastiality at school once :(
<wild> caused? lol
<Strange1> um.. eek
<wild> haahaha

Quote #1894 (+4) [ 2004-04-30, 00:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Great storyline too.
<Sciby> About a guy named Shin who was backstabbed by his best friend and forced to work for a mercenary airforce somewhere in africa.
<Agg> Shin? is he from Thighland?
<Sciby> No, Buttswana.
<Agg> ahh yes, the foothills.
<Sciby> Yup, at the bottom of the Handies.
<Agg> I carpaled there once.. got a nasty femur, wasn't very humerus.
<Sciby> Heh, I got nothin'. :)

Quote #3273 (+1) [ 2006-02-28, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- phrenzy has joined #hungover
<phrenzy> who knew one day i could irc from the toilet at work
<phrenzy> what an age
<@myne> tis indeed grand when thou canst irc whilst thou doest pee

Quote #1034 (+3) [ 2003-09-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> ebay: Your best source for ripping off stupid people. liek omghi2u socheep!

Quote #3056 (+6) [ 2005-10-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Agg: i had a race with a guy on a bike the other day
<VooDoo> Aprilla 2 stroke thing. I destroyed him :D
<Agg> you destroyed his mighty 125 or 250cc engine.. go you :)

Quote #2126 (+9) [ 2004-07-09, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby2> Guys, anyone who's got my mobile number, can they please pm or sms me their details again... yay for having a blank phone. If I don't know you, don't pm me your number, because I'll just post it to alt.mental-problems.sociopath.day-release-programs

Quote #967 (+6) [ 2003-08-29, 15:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> Yeah, everyone knows that i'm a flaming homosexual

Quote #3023 (+10) [ 2005-10-13, 17:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freman> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

Quote #2572 (+6) [ 2005-02-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

Quote #4271 (+2) [ 2008-02-15, 04:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hpengy> i'm a moth
<hpengy> i mean
<hpengy> I'm off
<captin nod> you like to bang into light bulbs?
<hpengy> you should see my apartment
<hpengy> it's got a low-hanging light
<hpengy> i hit it all the time

Quote #153 (+7) [ 2002-12-11, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spartacus> my ex g/f was good at lappies :D
<Firemoth> Spartacus, the local stripper isn't a girlfriend dude.. :P

Quote #4074 (+8) [ 2007-04-10, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie ponders how many people in here have "NWS" and "NSFW" on highlight
* wayne adds NWS and NSFW to highlight
<Ze> TheWedgie : that's a good idea
<wayne> NWS
<wayne> NSFW
<wayne> I wonder how many people just rushed to IRC
--> Stygian (Stygian@58.179.191.229) has joined #overclockers
<Gary_J> wayne, Stygian wasn't even on IRC and he knew what you said! :)
<Stygian> bah. What did I join after?

Quote #2921 (+7) [ 2005-08-06, 01:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ outy ] holy crap, i just realised how much like my dad i really am
[ Hadamona ] how so?
[ outy ] Hadamona i just talked to him about random crap for the last i dont know how many hours
[ outy ] and we both have the same views on things
[ MadHatter ] you better not say you both find your mum attractive
[ MadHatter ] cause, seriously. ipswich, yeah
[ @aftahours ] ROFL MadHatter

Quote #1451 (+8) [ 2003-12-25, 22:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> mmm, 2 hour walk with chicks > *
<Tommmo> how's your mum anyway rage ?

Quote #1321 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch> i have 1x 2.6Ghz Celeron, 1x 1.6Ghz AMD AP, 1x AMD 2Ghz XP. Now
<mpot> good for you
<Hyrax> <Mitch> <---- My hero
<mpot> no, he can't be.....he's MY hero
* lathiat chops mitch in half
* mpot goes off to sulk, cos he doesn't want to share his hero....
* lathiat gives half to mpot
* lathiat gives half to Hyrax
<Mitch> please.... not that half

Quote #1964 (+5) [ 2004-05-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> when i was 15 i had a friend

Quote #1534 (+4) [ 2004-01-18, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> sciby's a master at playing with himself
<Agg> errm, sabretooth.
<sabretooth> Yeah... back in your box

Quote #2041 (+12) [ 2004-06-07, 19:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD_> doof doof doof doof
* DDsD_ dances
<DDsD_> =D\-<
<DDsD_> =D|-<
<DDsD_> =D/-<
* gords stabs DDsD_ in the face
* DDsD_ keeps dancing
<DDsD_> X\-<
<DDsD_> X|-<
<DDsD_> X/-<

Quote #524 (+35) [ 2003-05-04, 21:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve|afk> it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain
<WhiteyFord> sensational

Quote #551 (+7) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #2021 (+10) [ 2004-05-31, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> WTF IS MY PASS :
<Baker> "password"
<Falkor> no
<Falkor> :P
<Baker> "greaterthaneightcharacters"
<knowsfords> "Iloverage" ?
<Baker> (that used to be my email password years ago)
<Baker> "Your password must be greater than eight characters"
<Baker> Hence the password
<Baker> "greaterthaneightcharacters"

Quote #2882 (+5) [ 2005-07-16, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> i got my formal photos in the mail yesterday
<Eminoir> came with a big slip with DO NOT SCAN OR PHOTOCOPY THESE IMAGES OR WE WILL CRY
<Eminoir> or words to that extent
<Ultima> 0.o
<Ultima> Did you scan them?
<Eminoir> i will
<Eminoir> once i find a scanner
* Ultima waits for cops to burst in as soon as Eminoir start scanning
<Eminoir> oh noes!
<Eminoir> then i can say
<Eminoir> "I was framed!"
<Ultima> ...
<Eminoir> :D

Quote #1068 (+5) [ 2003-10-04, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> fuck
<Matthew> im so behind :P
<Matthew> i feel noobie again
<Fod> again?

Quote #957 (+11) [ 2003-08-27, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pure-delight> ppl tell lies a lot - on my icq i put my details as being only 13 years old because i did not want strangers trying to have cybersex with me
<RoSWeLL> lol and what would stop them ?
<RoSWeLL> i thought it would encourage them more

Quote #2408 (+4) [ 2004-12-04, 08:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> Yeah who's the nerd now!
<biatch> This is like pot calling the kettle black, huh?
<sabretooth> Miss MMORPG!
<biatch> Shut up, bitch.

Quote #984 (+6) [ 2003-09-02, 00:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(thetron): [00:30] <Darkness> muzzi: I had an irc script about 3 years ago that did that. Was brilliant for kicks or insults.. really confussed the fuck outa people :) <<<--- You lost your touch!
(Darkness): tron : I know. You have the ability to confuse the fuck outa people without using a script! :)
(Erve): hahaha

Quote #2418 (+3) [ 2004-12-08, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ruprecht> it is, quite literally, as if satan himself has personally giftwrapped a hangover and placed it in my head

Quote #3495 (+1) [ 2006-08-06, 16:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

< beta> I dont know alot about linux
< devians__> you dont seem to know much about anything beta

Quote #3290 (+12) [ 2006-03-23, 08:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc> ya know, i was just watching some footage of that cyclone area, and i've got to say that i didn't notice a single faded curtain
<Doc> perhaps they were right about daylight savings?
<Mnz|WORK> lol
<Doc> (they didnt show any cows so i can't say if they were confused or not - perhaps they all blew away?)