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Quote #1750 (+5) [ 2004-03-18, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzZzZzZ> im gonna go get laid! :P
<sabretooth> Junkz, leave Sticks alone!

Quote #1137 (+11) [ 2003-10-15, 09:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
<echelon> I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh
<echelon> my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.

Quote #73 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> have you ever seen a c#nt wrapped in plastic?
<FreeFrag> then look at your drivers licence
<FreeFrag> :o
<FreeFrag> wrong channel!!

Quote #2393 (+47) [ 2004-11-20, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<V8R> my son can dismantle anything :(
<Redback> hide the screwdrivers
<One``> you dont want to come home to a pile of dismantled screwdrivers

Quote #2976 (+10) [ 2005-09-10, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

FatMan: oh god
FatMan: at work tonight
FatMan: coles nightfill, for the uneducated
FatMan: i was filling drinks
FatMan: and the diet light caffeine free pepsi has the code * *** 404.
FatMan: i went "haha 404 contents not found"
FatMan: and then hurt myself for being so geeky.
FatMan: :(

Quote #2425 (+10) [ 2004-12-12, 17:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ProFX looks for other posts challenging my immense network resources
* ProFX (Pro@ProFX.net) Quit (Ping timeout for ProFX)

Quote #1024 (+2) [ 2003-09-10, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> We're whalers on the moon... we carry our harpoon... but there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tune
<echelon> But there comes a time, when all whalers must pine for an ocean oh-so-blue. So until that time, we'll drink our wine and just harpoon our poo.

Quote #2592 (+2) [ 2005-02-17, 21:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

(LaNcE): what is it with this influx of cheap bar&plate intercoolers!
(Tensopaway): truck carrying intercoolers was hijacked by 4 people driving black honda civics with green underbody neons and kettle blow off valves
(FreeFrag): ROFL
(LaNcE): hahaha
(yale|nfsu2): lol

Quote #3238 (+7) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #644 (+5) [ 2003-06-09, 19:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** thetron is now known as tron|bfmod
<Rik|away> tron is modding his boyfriend?

Quote #3417 (+8) [ 2006-06-24, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> gay dude tried to give me head while i was on the verge of unconciousness
<Rage> fighting to keep your pants on is a strange thing :S
<brembo`> yeah, it's part of the game
<brembo`> but damn it's confusing

Quote #3243 (+1) [ 2006-02-05, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i just found a perfect copy of hotel california by the eagles
<Hunter> this record is near-virginal
<Quadbox> I guess it's in good company then

Quote #642 (+6) [ 2003-06-09, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Busy> I'm seriously thinking about driving down the road to grab some lollies..
<Banzai> Narc|Busy you fat poo. If it's just down the road ... WALK!
<Narc|Busy> Some sour lollies would go down well...
<Narc|Busy> It's about a 45 minute walk Banzai, I can't afford to waste an hour and a half today...
<Banzai> Well, that isn't down the road is it?
<Narc|Busy> It's only a 5 minute drive...
<Yaleman> Banzai: it IS down the road, just a fair distance
<Rage> narc, just how slow do you walk?
<Narc|Busy> What you should ask is how fast I drive..

Quote #544 (+3) [ 2003-05-13, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO`F00D> bbs, dinner is server
* K|dDO`F00D is now known as K|dDO
<LrdShaper> dinner is server??? I think you spend too much time on the computer
<deepspring> common...
<deepspring> he's just having a byte to eat
<K|dDO> oh shit

Quote #2431 (+17) [ 2004-12-14, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@203.185.240.11
* HyperHorse was kicked by Agg (no, so bye)
**IN PM TO AGG:**
<HyperHorse> what is ur problem?
<Agg> bit of a rash on one of my feet at the moment, actually.. i think i stood on a thistle when playing with the dogs this morning.
<HyperHorse> ....
<HyperHorse> i hardly said anything
<Agg> i know, i shoulda worn shoes, silly me.
<HyperHorse> why ban me?
<HyperHorse> *stare*
<Agg> the problem is, you can't even see the thistles sometimes, they're not all the big ones like on the scottish coat of arms, you know.
<HyperHorse> yes yes.. sure
<Agg> some of them are flat and blend into the lawn. sneaky bastards.
<HyperHorse> what drugs r u on?

Quote #4065 (+1) [ 2007-03-21, 05:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> Worst. Sleep. Evar.
<Zardoz> Also not to mention I had dreams of 4chan
<Zardoz> I had fucking 4chan in my dreams
<Zardoz> /b/ no less
<Lurks> to ugbox with that

Quote #1795 (+2) [ 2004-04-01, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<inf3rn0> dan is better looking than Agg

Quote #1743 (+1) [ 2004-03-15, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> bh, why do you have that many coins?
<bh> PsychoMatt: i take coins out of my wallet each day
<bh> because theyre annoying to sit on
<bh> and i just chuck them in this container
<Fragwizard> heh
<PsychoMatt> i could count the amount of coons i have in one hand
<PsychoMatt> COINS
<Lombers> that's going to ugbox
<Squigy> ...
<bh> haha

Quote #2876 (+3) [ 2005-07-13, 09:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ JoeyJoJo]: lol it said to me 'nudges are new'
[ NoFX-Eli]: I think it meant to say, Nudges are annoying

Quote #211 (+5) [ 2002-12-28, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETS VIOLENT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE
<[P]engo> http://www.intelligentx.com/newsletters/entertainment/articles/story_ent5_122602.cfm
<[P]engo> lol
<VooDoo> ssshhhh
<VooDoo> your breaking the silence
<[P]engo> oh shit sorry
<VooDoo> so you should be
<VooDoo> its to late, its already broken now
<[P]engo> oh no whatever have i done!
*** ThomoH[B] has left #overclockers
<dec> look what you've done to Thomo
<dec> and you woke me up
<VooDoo> [P]engo, you really stuffed up this time.

Quote #1481 (+5) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)

Quote #3527 (+3) [ 2006-08-29, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

·Recharge· omfg... an entire thread in whirlpool optus without fanbois telling everyone that optus is perfection... ok, I expect the world to end any time now....
(..quit..) outy [outonanisl@c210-49-250-58.ipswc1.qld.optusnet.com.au] (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [12:59am]
·Willay· lol bai bai OUTY :P
•Fragwizard• LOL thats ironic

Quote #4333 (+3) [ 2008-06-13, 00:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> my gf's sister is such a nerd
<Dopefish> she programs in c/c++ like 12 hours a day now
<Agg> she sounds hot

Quote #241 (+3) [ 2003-01-13, 09:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> wheres sciby's webcam?
<ScibyBusy> Sitting in his underwear with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and his dick in the other.

Quote #1900 (+29) [ 2004-04-30, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<INerTIal> and i am sure ALOT of companys would be interested in it
<@Agg> a lot = 2 words
<INerTIal> bah
<INerTIal> gimmie a break
<INerTIal> i got a fucked wrist atm
<@Agg> i smashed my collarbone into 6 peices, did you see me typo? not once!
<@Agg> :)
<mazzanet> pieces*

Quote #3101 (+3) [ 2005-11-21, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dracarys Any> bets the courier comes whilst I'm... err... indisposed.
<barto-kun> "indisposed" <- jerking off to slash porn with steve jobs and bill gates in it?
* Disko is away: indisposed

Quote #3277 (+9) [ 2006-03-05, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<Kingy> I would rather pay someone to come and iron for me once a week than to iron
<Asteroid> but they'ed be all hard and stuff
<Asteroid> i like the flexibility
<Hunter> mind you i draw the line at touching my suit, the pants and the jacket go to the dry cleaner
<othy> <Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<othy> <Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<othy> that is the wrongest thing i've ever read
<Hunter> why
<Stygian> lmao
<Hunter> oh
<SirPNut> rofl othy
<Stygian> whacking on a pair of boxers
<Stygian> thats going on ugbox
<Hunter> beats a tubesock i gues
<Hunter> :o

Quote #118 (+2) [ 2002-11-23, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|BBL> dear god, there is 77 gay channels on oz.org
<iconoclast> cav must be busy then
<iconoclast> I dont know how he fits those 130 windows on his screen :O
<Frag|BBL> cav is cav@dialup-1-690.brisbane.gayrouter.com.au * innocent
<Frag|BBL> cav on #gayboyz #gaygaygay #gayisgood #iamgay #gayness #allthingsgay #imnotreallygay #gaymenow

Quote #1918 (+14) [ 2004-05-04, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> what's the term for a fake bone? like a prosthetic limb, but a bone
<Erve> prosthetic bone?
<Rik> dildo

Quote #1982 (+10) [ 2004-05-19, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> VTEC???
<Sciby> Don't swear, hibba.
* Sciby changes topic to '-= http://www.overclockers.com.au/ =- Dodgy and hibba are gay lovers.'
<dodge> jealous Sciby?
<Sciby> Hardly.
<dodge> so, now that we're gay lovers Hibba, when are you coming over?
<Hibba> When Sciby gets off my dick
* Hibba was kicked by Sciby (Even if I was gay, you'd still be at the bottom of my list, ugly.)
<Daemon> Sciby's busy with miriam :P
<Sciby> Leave Miriam out of this, she's a delicate flower.

Quote #17 (+2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narcolpsy touches Kittie...
* Kittie touches herself
* bh watches
<Kittie> hahaha
* Lurks gets the digitial camera
* dakiller pulles out video camera

Quote #2287 (+7) [ 2004-09-14, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why ?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass

Quote #137 (+9) [ 2002-12-06, 07:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goofy[HSK]> w00t email
* Rudeboi emails more gay pr0n to Goofy[HSK]

Quote #875 (+2) [ 2003-08-10, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> heh, whoops
* @Agg unbreaks the forums

Quote #3106 (+8) [ 2005-11-24, 20:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

[nbound] how do you make a quit message anyway????
[modafroman] slash guit message
[FatMan] nbound: handy thing called the tools -> options
[mazzanet] nbound: type /quit [message]
[mazzanet] and it'll store your message
[FatMan] ^^ or that
[mazzanet] so when you /quit next, your message will appear
[nbound] yeah i couldnt find it in options
[nbound] message goes in []'s?
[mazzanet] no
[mazzanet] well you can if you want
[nbound] okiez :)
[ace234] what you put afet /quit will be in your quit message
•›› Quit: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130] [Quit: Disconnecting from the Matrix.....]
• FatMan high-5's mazzanet
[FatMan] well played.
[mazzanet] hah!
•›› Join: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[nbound] did it work?
[nbound] lol
[mazzanet] no
[ace234] try alt + z
[mazzanet] you better do it again
•›› Part: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[Azrael] lol
[Bern] hahaha
• mazzanet hi-5s ace234
[bungs] hehe
•›› Join: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[Shaun] You guys are mean.
[nbound] dammit
[nbound] whoever said that
• FatMan straightens up his halo
[ace234] hmm try /raw server quit <message here>
[mazzanet] nbound: try /server quitmsg [message]
[mazzanet] ...which is the same as ace234's
[mazzanet] you don't need the /raw
•›› Quit: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130] [Quit]
[ace234] hehe
[Azrael] Lol
[bungs] :)
[ace234] mazzanet but it makes it harder to understand for the n00bs so they do it anyway
[mazzanet] /raw server doesn't do anything...
•›› Join: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[nbound] okiez that definately didnt work
[ace234] it does, it just passes everything after the /raw straight to the server
[nbound] it tried to connect to a server called quitmsg
[mazzanet] and 'server' isn't a valid command, so nothing will happen
[[nbound] im using mIRC if that helps
[mazzanet] oh
[mazzanet] you need to get an operator to set it then
[mazzanet] type /join 0,#help
•›› Part: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[FatMan] hahaha
[ace234] haw haw
[Bern] lolol
[ace234] this has to be ugboxed

Quote #2783 (+1) [ 2005-05-24, 13:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman_> mornin' all
<SG123[Uni]> it's nearly 1pm, hardly morning
<yaleman_> it's morning if I only just had breakfast.
<SG123[Uni]> damnit, space time doesnt bend itself around to suit you!

Quote #1677 (+3) [ 2004-02-23, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WoobiE> wee, some guy killed 2 people a few hours ago 20km from me, fled on a quad
<nwatts> :|
<WoobiE> his ex-girlfriend and her young daughter.. nice guy
* PolishMani has quit IRC (Quit)
<nwatts> hrmm
<nwatts> i hate death
<WoobiE> yeah.. that guy is a prick
<nwatts> did you known him personally?
<WoobiE> weve had drinks a few times, but that black hood and reap give me the creeps
<nwatts> hahah
<nwatts> funny man

Quote #2676 (+9) [ 2005-04-11, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cija__> Omgooglies!
<Cija__> I just saw an ad for a 98% fat free cat food.

Quote #3453 (+10) [ 2006-07-18, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> I just realised im at a church, and my wallpaper is "Jesus did it for the chicks"

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #102 (+12) [ 2002-11-20, 06:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GooSE> wtf is FC?
<wild> fucking clue?
<GooSE> maybe
<GooSE> I am a bit of a dumbshit

Quote #2524 (+6) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #1296 (+25) [ 2003-11-10, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

«Jobby» cause telstra decides to route all traffic through a piece of string to vietnam where men with hats bash the fuck out of some pots and pans and then decide to send the data back in a fucking fridge or something
«Jobby» thats how slow it seems anyways :(

Quote #153 (+9) [ 2002-12-11, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spartacus> my ex g/f was good at lappies :D
<Firemoth> Spartacus, the local stripper isn't a girlfriend dude.. :P

Quote #3522 (+1) [ 2006-08-23, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

[23:21] <LomTop> windows was never designed to keep programs running

Quote #105 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> If cum tasted like chocolate, everyone would swallow.

Quote #179 (+13) [ 2002-12-19, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Groomy: i was so fucking sotned last night that i couldnt find my lighter
<Cav> it was in my hand

Quote #967 (+6) [ 2003-08-29, 15:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> Yeah, everyone knows that i'm a flaming homosexual

Quote #23 (+3) [ 2002-10-25, 07:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MissKitty> You wanna dog me behind my back
<MissKitty> do it to my face pls
<Kittie> excuse me?
<Kittie> ?
<MissKitty> [01:06] <Sciby> kittie: Feel free to distribute naked pictures like MissSatine did though. *ahem*
<MissKitty> [01:06] <Kittie> miss slutine?
<Kittie> yeah? and?
<MissKitty> Kindly do it to my face or not at all
<MissKitty> ok little girl
<Kittie> not my fault ur a slut
<MissKitty> What is your definition of a slut?
<Kittie> you
<MissKitty> No wonder I am a slut in your eyes then
<Kittie> slut Pronunciation Key (slt)
<Kittie> n.
<Kittie> A woman considered sexually promiscuous.
<Kittie> A woman prostitute.
<Kittie> A slovenly woman; a slattern.
<MissKitty> I am aware of the dictionary term for slut
<MissKitty> I do not howevere fit into that

Quote #2820 (+5) [ 2005-06-14, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eroda> WA road laws are so slack
<eroda> i got let off for doing 32 over the limit
<eroda> for saying i was trying to use the moving air to dry off my car