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Quote #1224 (+5) [ 2003-10-26, 23:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> I was reading a quote of a US senator recently on game violence.... "Games like 'CS' encourage gamers to kill innocent hostages to win. Also, it includes a 'god mode', which is when the crosshair of your sniper rifle is aimed at the head of an opponent, giving you god like control on their life"
<Nza> not exactly the quote, but close to it
<xphile> i can just imagine thier guide dogs playing and telling them all about it
<Nza> and he considered himself to be a "game expert"
<Nza> hahaha
<Nza> *ahem*

Quote #1683 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #2563 (+2) [ 2005-02-04, 09:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> nko
<i386> I got my mac working yesterday
<nko> uber
<nko> is it pure sex in a box?
<nko> or is it average sex in a box
<nko> or not even sex, maybe something plain, like a handjob in a box
<nko> which, while still enjoyable, is not nearly as pleasurable as even average sex in a box

Quote #1939 (+5) [ 2004-05-09, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> the coke bottle defeated me
<Fod> so i cut the bastard open with a carving knife
<Fod> coke never tasted so good

Quote #16 (-2) [ 2002-10-24, 07:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nemesis licks Skitzo's balls
<Cav> what the fuck is it with you and licking peoples balls?
<Nemesis> eep
<Nemesis> wrong chan
<Goofy[HSK]> lol
<NBk> heh

Quote #173 (+2) [ 2002-12-16, 08:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav throws Decker into the lake for backing into him
* Decker runs away from the gay men
<Cav> youll be running forever fool :P
<Hibba> Decker: u cant run away from ur self

Quote #1422 (+15) [ 2003-12-07, 13:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> how ya bike going FF ?
<FreeFrag> Good...my ass gets sore though :p
<brembo`> use the seat

Quote #1401 (+10) [ 2003-11-30, 17:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> if you can't handle a bit of a bingle, you should be a racing car driver
<Fod> ^shouldnt
<Fod> and if you can't piece simple sentences together, you shouldn't go on IRC
* brembo` watches all IRC users quit simultaneously

Quote #3606 (+2) [ 2006-10-18, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> fuckin hell
<The_Dan> sneezed and gave myself some kind of crazy pain
<The_Dan> behind me eye
<The_Dan> nyar
<Turophile> The_Dan: Brain trying to escape?
<WedgieAFK> haha

Quote #33 (+14) [ 2002-10-27, 11:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7
<Cav> i boarded for year 12
<Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse
<Cav> err
<Cav> i better change that reply :)

Quote #1207 (+3) [ 2003-10-23, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> lmao... cain your street is named after a font :P
<wild> what's his street?
<Rage> helvetica
<Draebor> rage - yeah
<wild> lol
<Rik> ahahah
<Draebor> its helvetia tho not helvetica :) i got that wrong at 1st too
<Rik> oh fuck we're a pack of geeks

Quote #3185 (+3) [ 2006-01-11, 10:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> I used to be an athiest until I lost my belief

Quote #4215 (+6) [ 2007-10-01, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> the worst thing is the extremely hot farts that feel like you may have just made a mistake

Quote #2184 (+2) [ 2004-07-24, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop> Hmm.. there were 3.5 million crimes commited in south africa in 2000 :)
<G-Force> and 2004?
<tensop> the statistics are unavailble for 2004 G-Force, the statistics guy in south africa was carjacked on the way to work, so he had to catch a bus.. he was robbed 5 times while waiting for the bus, then the bus driver was murdered so he had to walk, on his way there he was assaulted 6 times and finally murdered

Quote #707 (0) [ 2003-06-28, 02:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Mred = taxi driver?! :S
<Mred32> DJ-Studd: Yep...thats me.
<Agg> that's "personal transportation technician"

Quote #3585 (+3) [ 2006-10-04, 23:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> Willay do you have deep down gay feelings for every thing in #overclockers with a penis?
<Willay> honestly?
<@Agg> they're not very deep down, i can see them from here

Quote #1677 (+3) [ 2004-02-23, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WoobiE> wee, some guy killed 2 people a few hours ago 20km from me, fled on a quad
<nwatts> :|
<WoobiE> his ex-girlfriend and her young daughter.. nice guy
* PolishMani has quit IRC (Quit)
<nwatts> hrmm
<nwatts> i hate death
<WoobiE> yeah.. that guy is a prick
<nwatts> did you known him personally?
<WoobiE> weve had drinks a few times, but that black hood and reap give me the creeps
<nwatts> hahah
<nwatts> funny man

Quote #2741 (+8) [ 2005-05-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> OMFG
<Agg> i just went to type my postal address into an email and started with http:// ..
<Agg> kill me now

Quote #2292 (-1) [ 2004-09-18, 14:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> 1 and half hours of martial arts, 2 days of pain.

Quote #155 (+4) [ 2002-12-11, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bobSNEE> dont you hate it when you accidently break your mobo while inserting ram :(
<Manaz> bob: You're not supposed to use a hammer!

Quote #2941 (+4) [ 2005-08-18, 03:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> was at kmart at redbank plaza, with my dad, and we were going through the checkouts, and i go to dad "dont go through that one he looks like a fucken moron, probably went to redbank high" and the lady next to us says "i went to redbank high" and i said "yeah so did i, thats how i know hes a dumbass"

Quote #1362 (+8) [ 2003-11-20, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i can't find this t-shirt i like :/
<@Fatal|T0nY> :|
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> it might be in the hamper :/
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yay
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> doesn't smell too bad
<@Fatal|T0nY> if it does just spray it with deo
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yeah, but its wrinkly too
<@Fatal|T0nY> thats my domestic tip
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> so i'll just hang it up somewhere
<@Fatal|T0nY> oh if its wrinkly
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i got about two hours till i'm going
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> a bit more, actually
<@Fatal|T0nY> lay it on the floor and roll over it
<@Fatal|T0nY> rofl
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> lmao
<@Fatal|T0nY> and try to laugh when you do it
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> why
<@Fatal|T0nY> cause then you will be rofl

Quote #708 (-5) [ 2003-06-29, 04:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> eek
<DJ-Studd> I think I just saw a cow ;)
<tron|SGC> Did it go Meow!?
<DJ-Studd> Yup

Quote #1549 (+11) [ 2004-01-23, 20:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> have a little chip that interfaces with your memory and have its capacity set to something small... like 1gb.
<knowsfords> which allows you to know everything about a certain topic.
<D_Web> I don't think solid state memory can even begin to compare with the brain
<knowsfords> yes, but by the time you can fit 1gb easily on the tip of a pin... you'd think they'd know something about the brain/
<Tommmo> i suggest they use firewire :P
<D_Web> System Availability: 99.4514%
<D_Web> hrmm
<Tommmo> What's that
<Tommmo> ?
<Fod> his brain :)

Quote #2549 (+2) [ 2005-01-30, 20:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenX> who's sexy?
<David> me?
<BenX> unlikely

Quote #3125 (0) [ 2005-12-09, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zenx> i've been on the phone since 8pm
<zenx> my goodness..
<zenx> 6hrs and 45min
<Lo_Pan> why
<SirPNut> Lo_Pan: zenx has a LDR with his boyfriend
<Lo_Pan> lel
<zenx> LDR?
<SirPNut> and even though zenx lacks stamina, his boyfriend doesnt
<Cyclops> ew
<zenx> FYI it's a chick
<Lo_Pan> called bruce

Quote #2589 (+1) [ 2005-02-17, 17:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> dammit
<TheWedgie> why can't i find a pick of matt shervington's cock

Quote #1144 (+5) [ 2003-10-16, 14:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yeah so do you need any parts from my EA before I sell it?
<Walkinshaw> such as?
<WhiteyFord> i dunno, i just thought you might say "omg, i need this ONE part" or something
<kicker-kid> who would want parts off a ford
<supa-roo> exactly if it was some jap car, course theyd want parts cause they always break
<kicker-kid> righhhhttt
<kicker-kid> still doesnt cure the fact that fords are ghey
<WhiteyFord> sure
<kicker-kid> they are
<WhiteyFord> so um, you going to go play with your toys now or what?
<kicker-kid> a toy that will kane your ford
<supa-roo> hahaha
<supa-roo> come one fire up boy
<supa-roo> un educated arguments are cool
<kicker-kid> ok
<WhiteyFord> hmm.. kane eh? whats that.. like the bastard child of english?
<kicker-kid> fuckup idiot
<WhiteyFord> nice
<WhiteyFord> so moving along now
<kicker-kid> u know what i meant
<kicker-kid> oh and if da real kicker kid comes on dont tell him i was on here ok
* kicker-kid (solobaric1@vw5349.iprimus.net.au) has left #caraudioaustralia (http://www.drcorp.net/)
<WhiteyFord> sure thing pal
<supa-roo> specialy when its a regesterd nick

Quote #429 (+12) [ 2003-03-29, 01:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> gah, put my headphones on over an hour ago but forgot to start winamp

Quote #2573 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 11:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> dunno what's worse, the music played at work is 50% 80's music... or that I recognize most of the songs from GTA:VC

Quote #1333 (-1) [ 2003-11-15, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JiudoMindTricks> how do I set an away status??
<JiudoMindTricks> I've never used this before
<Ken-> Type /s away message
* JiudoMindTricks has quit IRC (Exit: )
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Ken-> ROFLMAO
<RoSWeLL> HAHAHA
<Ken-> OWNED

Quote #860 (+5) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #3531 (-3) [ 2006-08-30, 16:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> elle oh elle
<One``> girl on girl
<Agg> speaking of which i'm needed in the backyard for some hard and fast pumping
<Agg> bbak

Quote #1937 (+7) [ 2004-05-08, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ewok> internet explorer 2.0 sucks donkey balls, big sweaty donkey's balls
<Arach> 1996 called. It wants it's sass back
<Ewok> rofl
<wild> lol

Quote #665 (+7) [ 2003-06-12, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thumblister> yes i really wanted to be at PC4 but I really had to be somehwere else
<LiquidBlues> Thumblister: How are those breast implants taking then?

Quote #1321 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch> i have 1x 2.6Ghz Celeron, 1x 1.6Ghz AMD AP, 1x AMD 2Ghz XP. Now
<mpot> good for you
<Hyrax> <Mitch> <---- My hero
<mpot> no, he can't be.....he's MY hero
* lathiat chops mitch in half
* mpot goes off to sulk, cos he doesn't want to share his hero....
* lathiat gives half to mpot
* lathiat gives half to Hyrax
<Mitch> please.... not that half

Quote #3119 (+1) [ 2005-12-04, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]


<@Sticks> I suspect Bern, that the only flogging off that is going in is your own manic masterbation.....

Quote #1186 (+11) [ 2003-10-21, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Radar) Oh man, I must have done some really bad shit in a past life to deserve this :/
(Largo) constipation ?

Quote #1780 (-2) [ 2004-03-27, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.100
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101]
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.102
<FreeFrag> kwiksand?!
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.103
<kwiksand> yea mate
<kwiksand> oh right! that went into the channel...
<kwiksand> stupid me

Quote #4249 (+3) [ 2007-12-03, 23:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> You learn something new everyday.. today i learnt that the governemnt can jail you and take your wages/house/drivers license/car if you dont pay a parking fine for 4 months. It all nicely laid out in the enforcement order they mailed me saying payup by 22nd of december or your fucked.
<Stygian> hah
* GSlicer has quit (Ping timeout)
* BTC is now known as BedTC|Zzz
* lurks2 is now known as Lurks
<fen> i think i'll pay it now..

Quote #710 (+62) [ 2003-06-29, 20:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
<FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.

Quote #2647 (+2) [ 2005-03-25, 19:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00dle> that was really wierd
<n00dle> i was having a ciggy in my usual spot
<n00dle> at the top of the street
<n00dle> and got to the house and dad is standing in front of the door
<n00dle> and im like 'oh fuck.'
<n00dle> he walks up to me and im like 'hi..'
<n00dle> and he motions for me to give him my hand
<n00dle> so i do
<n00dle> and he dumps something in my hand
<n00dle> and im like er... and he goes 'pretzels!'
<n00dle> and walks off
<n00dle> ...

Quote #274 (+44) [ 2003-01-20, 03:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.
<Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.

Quote #2697 (+4) [ 2005-04-20, 03:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): ill just say im an indian immigrant with year 10
(Tensop`): then i can work for telstra :P
(Frag[LTOP]): lol
(KngtRider): they are outsourcing....
(Tensop`): hello thankyou please sir welcome to telstra how may i help you please KngtRider

Quote #4219 (+1) [ 2007-10-07, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> maybe i should just build it without permission
<Dopefish> PWNT
<predder> you'll be PWNT when it gets knocked down because you didnt have approval
<csimrace> man, the good stuff always happens in the ad breaks
<Dopefish> no predder no
<Dopefish> ill put wheels on the bottom
<Dopefish> and say its not a building but its infact a prototype car
<csimrace> then they'll ask you to see how it goes in a crash test :)
<Dopefish> a non road car

Quote #1823 (+10) [ 2004-04-12, 19:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> you disturb me Fod.
<Fod> sometimes i disturb myself
<Fod> and all too often it ends up on ugquotes

Quote #1128 (+5) [ 2003-10-13, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pokebiatch.jpg <---*chuckle* Have a guess at what it is before you open it. I know it certianly wasn't what I was expecting.
<bh> WHAT THE FUCK FREEFAG
<bh> KILL IT WITH FIRE
<afta[DVD]> lol bh..
<biatch> How rood.
<FreeFrag> oh, hello biatch :)
<Quadbox> FreeFrag: Can you please provide couselling, for conditions arising from seeing that image? :p
* Poo[hw] feels optic nerve burning
<Daemon> what the?!
<Poo[hw]> MY EYES
<FreeFrag> Quadbox, /pm biatch
* Reaver huddles in corner muttering "kill me now..."
<Snufkin`> omg
<Daemon> FreeFrag: what the hell is that!
<Snufkin`> mine eyes
<FreeFrag> Now guys, keeping in mind the last link, what do you think this is? http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pricklypete.jpg
<Snufkin`> FreeFrag made the baby Snufkin` cry :`(
<RoCaErIx_> FreeFrag ROFL
<Poo[hw]> FreeFrag: LOL what a champion
<Reaver> goddammit FreeFrag you're pulling out all the stops

Quote #1534 (+4) [ 2004-01-18, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> sciby's a master at playing with himself
<Agg> errm, sabretooth.
<sabretooth> Yeah... back in your box

Quote #3147 (+9) [ 2005-12-17, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:59] <David> any of you nerds talk to jessica this morning before she left for the lan?
[18:59] <David> mention anything about stealing my fucking mouse?
[19:00] <moda> lol
[19:00] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> I bloody hate David....he's a fucktard.....I'm going to steal his mouse, that'll teach him.
[19:00] <FreeFrag> Yeah.
[19:00] <David> are you serious?
[19:00] <moda> lol
[19:00] <FreeFrag> I thought she was a little harsh, but *shrug*
[19:00] <yaleman> lol
[19:00] <Grosby> rofl
[19:00] <David> okay.. are you kidding? :p
[19:00] <David> because i have a whole array of revenge material here
[19:00] <FreeFrag> No seriously, I just looked up my logs dude.
[19:01] <David> *looks at her laptop*
[19:01] <David> show me the log :p
[19:01] <Grosby> steal it!
[19:01] <Grosby> aww lookit da ugwee widdle face
[19:01] <Grosby> n da hand aww
[19:01] <moda> ...
[19:01] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> If he comes in later, tell him that he's never getting this mouse again, and even if he does get it he wont want it *puts somewhere rudez0r*
[19:01] <Grosby> up her clacker
[19:02] <David> oh great
[19:02] <David> did she mention specifically where it is?
[19:02] <Grosby> up her clacker
[19:02] <FreeFrag> Let me look....
[19:02] <David> maybe she might find her shit out on the footpath when she gets back? :p
[19:02] <Grosby> am I being too crass?
[19:02] <FreeFrag> Lot of talking in between her lines
[19:02] <David> what time was this btw FreeFrag?
[19:03] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> No seriously guys, I've had enough of him, the least I should do is steal his mouse...he'll never find it.
[19:03] <FreeFrag> David, no timestamps :(
[19:03] <David> yeah i could sell it to you ocau nerds
[19:03] <David> okay FreeFrag you've had your fun :p
[19:03] <David> i call bluff
[19:03] <FreeFrag> I call gullibility factor = *VERY HIGH*

Quote #2617 (-1) [ 2005-03-09, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milton> Why do hotdogs taste better at 3am instead of 3pm?
<Mred32> Because they've had more time to ferment