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Quote #4241 (-1) [ 2007-11-05, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> wow, US Army ads
<Agg> there's strong, and then there's US Army strong
<FatMan> i know. i thought ours were bad
<Agg> there's stupid, and then there's US Army stupid
<Agg> there's being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47, then there's US Army being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47
<FatMan> haha
<Agg> hmm, it works for everything

Quote #4216 (-1) [ 2007-10-01, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sheri> Gary!
<Gary> Sheri!
<Agg> Agg!
* Agg cries alone in the corner.
<Gary> omg Agg! is here!!1!1!!!1!!
<echelon> Egg!
<echelon> Oh wait, you're not Egg.
<echelon> I thought you were someone else.
<echelon> go about your business.
<Agg> ok.
=-= Mode #overclockers +b *!*@(snip) by Agg
=-= (echelon) have been booted from #overclockers by Agg (my name is Agg, and kickbanning is my business)

Quote #4247 (-1) [ 2007-11-23, 22:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I get my gob stuffed full of cock rather often.

Quote #4004 (-1) [ 2007-01-09, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shadey> haha
<Shadey> HAHA
<@Agg> woah, upgraded your haha.

Quote #4304 (-1) [ 2008-05-01, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz[MKCG]> brb, child stuck under chair
<Nozz[MKCG]> no wait
<Nozz[MKCG]> she's out
<TheWedgie> lol Nozz[MKCG]
<TheWedgie> you're meant to put a bigger brick on top of the washing basket Nozz[MKCG]

Quote #4345 (-1) [ 2008-07-16, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> and if i had my little way id eat semen every day

Quote #172 (0) [ 2002-12-16, 08:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> hehe my name is reece
<Hibba> my name can be spelt, reese, reece, and Rhys
<Decker> err
<Decker> dude
<Decker> gayman
<Decker> reese butter cups is food
<Hibba> i know
<Decker> I wasnt callinh you buttercup
<Hibba> t00l
<Decker> fag

Quote #202 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 01:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Malbert> fuckup Yaleman - i own your ass
<Yaleman> no, you rent it
<Yaleman> well that shut him up
<Malbert> pfft
<Malbert> i was being nagged
<Malbert> didnt shut me up at all
<Yaleman> what? my mum asking for payment again?
<Malbert> nah, i just swipe a credit card between her tits and she thinks she's paid

Quote #203 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB_LOE> Iris
<BOB_LOE> i like your breasts
<VooDooo> you like anyones breasts
<BOB_LOE> i think there nice
<BOB_LOE> true
*** Iris (~iris@...) Quit (Iris has no reason)

Quote #206 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 04:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> hmm odd, I just burnt a Nat King Cole Cd.. (god bless him), on both a 650mb and 700mb and they're both 48:19 secs.
<^catalyst> oh course they are.
<^catalyst> its not like the music magically slows down due to media

Quote #12 (0) [ 2002-10-22, 09:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nervlord> i like girls with necklaces.. gives me something to hang on to

Quote #18 (0) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MissKitty> does cs cost money?

Quote #46 (0) [ 2002-11-04, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
<K|dDO> MY MUM BOUGHT that home and away video!!!
<K|dDO> ROFL!
<Falkor> K|dDO, is it good? contemplating buying it for my gf.
<K|dDO> Falkor: watching it in a sec....

Quote #57 (0) [ 2002-11-07, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> my GF died :( Thats why im using a 4Mb Trident
<Darkness> How much did she cost?

Quote #150 (0) [ 2002-12-10, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* risesies does an evil laugh as he creeps up behind FreeFrag with a big hairy spider
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout

Quote #223 (0) [ 2003-01-01, 09:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Cav has left #rice
*** Cav has joined #rice
<Cav> whoops
<Cav> wtf did i click then
<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...
<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..

Quote #271 (0) [ 2003-01-18, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Clay> hod is tomorrows weather?
<Clay> hod =hoe
<Clay> hoe = hoq
<Clay> hoq = how
<comet_11> rofl
<K|dDO> fuck you suck maen!

Quote #289 (0) [ 2003-01-29, 10:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* GrimReaper yaws
* sabretooth pitches and rolls

Quote #300 (0) [ 2003-02-03, 11:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> i wish i had a seamonster in my pc

Quote #355 (0) [ 2003-02-24, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'd love a blowjob, but neither of us are getting em :P
<Draebor> its a nice thought but ill bet it never sees the light of day

Quote #403 (0) [ 2003-03-16, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nEoLIthIc> bliink 256 $59.95 256kb/64kb 2000MB 2000MB <---- thats so mine when i get adsl
<l00b3r> nEoLIthIc: why not go iinet
<Roscoe> That is iiNet.
<reax> thats almost quoteable
<l00b3r> stfu
<FreeFrag> that IS quotable, I'm on it.
<l00b3r> meh quotes mean nothing
<l00b3r> they are a basis for bs
<l00b3r> oh ha ha
<l00b3r> he made an arse of himself
<l00b3r> ha ha ha

Quote #411 (0) [ 2003-03-20, 17:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> You know the world is insane when...
<CapnChron> the best rapper is a white guy,
<CapnChron> the best golfer is a black guy,
<CapnChron> the best soldiers are Jewish,
<CapnChron> and Germany doesn't want to go to war!

Quote #487 (0) [ 2003-04-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3n|FOOD wonders how badly the SARS outbreak in HK atm...
<MonoAWAY> we're all doomed basically
<MonoAWAY> SARS will wipe us out
<MonoAWAY> Michael Jackson will be the only person left on earth along with his masked kids

Quote #529 (0) [ 2003-05-05, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> Theres a lingerie party in my house
<Crudmuffin> I'm assuming they'll be using the bathroom to try anything on
<Crudmuffin> so I just went and took a huge dump
<Crudmuffin> farking stinks now

Quote #563 (0) [ 2003-05-16, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> if I was on big brother and I got eviected, I'd be like.. hug them all and like, "I blew my load in your shampoo...etc"
<RoSWeLL> rofl u sicko...
<RoSWeLL> worst thing is they play re-runs of the housemates washing themselves in Carrots seaman

Quote #581 (0) [ 2003-05-20, 15:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nEoLIthIc> Quadbox - slightly to late :P
<nEoLIthIc> to*
<nEoLIthIc> fuck!
<nEoLIthIc> +o
<Lurks> nEoLIthIc: it is never too late to fuck

Quote #784 (0) [ 2003-07-15, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> I'm back, and I bare gifts!
<Agg-> bear
<sabretooth> Ewwww
<Agg-> we don't want your naked "gifts"
<Firemoth> rofl
<sabretooth> Well get some pants and cover up your gifts.
<Daemon> naked gifts?
<Firemoth> oops

Quote #818 (0) [ 2003-07-27, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav-Shower is now known as Cav
* james|hwrk is now known as james|shwr
<Free|Clean> :o
<Rage> Free|Clean they're taking turns to clean up

Quote #867 (0) [ 2003-08-10, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yay, ive got a keyboard visualisation that doesnt make me type like a retard
<WhiteyFord> life is good
<Rik> yay, I type like a retard and I don't have keyboard visualisations

Quote #893 (0) [ 2003-08-13, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]


sleepy: enjoy ure day off?
sleepy: do anything intersting?
(*)EM: hey
(*)EM: yes my dad was pretty good
(*)EM: bit boring but good
(*)EM: urs?
sleepy: ... look at what you said
sleepy: day spelt wrong
sleepy: bahahahahahahaa
(*) EM: errr i cant recover from that can i
sleepy: very unfortunate typo that

Quote #919 (0) [ 2003-08-16, 23:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> oOo
<leesa> I love getting PMS

Quote #963 (0) [ 2003-08-28, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sparks_> i got crabs off a chick once.....I gave em bak to her and asked for crayfish instead

Quote #968 (0) [ 2003-08-29, 16:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> LOL ahahahah sister got her tongue pierced i told her you wont be able to talk by today she didnt believe me now she is complaining while im laughing in her face trying to listen to her speak
<Bipdehone> ouch what does her tongue look like atm?
<Bleeter> lol
<Bipdehone> can u see?
<Bipdehone> is it bloated?
<Bipdehone> Well?
<Sponge> swollen
<Sponge> ?
<Bipdehone> question really is how swollen
<Sponge> like a penis full of viagra
<RoSWeLL> lol its huge

Quote #979 (0) [ 2003-08-31, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> i farted b4 and water came out
<Sponge> does that mean i shit my pants?

Quote #1008 (0) [ 2003-09-07, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gergij> my brother just had the iron explode in his hands
<Gergij> he is okay
<Gergij> brb

Quote #1056 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenX> and debian kicks arse... best pacakge management system by far
<_3pb_> yay dbebina
<_3pb_> hahah
<_3pb_> tpyo

Quote #1058 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> _3pb_: I think you've had enough. Hit the road. ;-)
<_3pb_> had engouh of hwat

Quote #1061 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 12:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Thor > !kb kal
- - - - - - - mode +b *!*a_kal_a@*.EC677355.1DE52FAA.IP ( mesaana )
<<----------- Kal was kicked: ( Requested) ( mesaana )
< Thor > :)
- - - - - - - mode -b *!*a_kal_a@*.EC677355.1DE52FAA.IP ( Thor )
*** Kal has joined #disease
<Gadfly> Lol
<Kal> :P
* Kal shouldn't be kicked
<Gadfly> Hurts the rump!

Quote #1090 (0) [ 2003-10-08, 23:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CoRDS> damn wizzfizz is adictive
<scooob> dont sniff it..

Quote #1131 (0) [ 2003-10-14, 19:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
<Rage> real classy wild :)
* Rik is listening to: (Blood Duster - The Corpse Song) Length: (2:17)
<wild> lol
<Apok> i would like to see you get it up while your dead
<Rik> "I want to fuck a corpse" is the chorus of this song :p
<Rage> heh
<wild> :eek:
<Rage> what happens when it goes all stiff tho?
<Rage> you might get jammed :o
<WhiteyFord> adds to the excitement
<Apok> yeah but its not like hes gonna hold a raging hardon until he goes stiff
<Falkor> wait a week and the maggots make it feel all nice and stuff
<Falkor> :P
<Rage> speaking from experience... again
<Rage> :P
<Falkor> Yeha man, fucked a lotta dead chicks in my 19 years.
<Falkor> :P

Quote #1183 (0) [ 2003-10-21, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(james-2): I don't use a virus scanner either
(tensop): james-: mind if i email you a little program i mate
(tensop): its called notavirus.vbs

Quote #1189 (0) [ 2003-10-21, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vossy> a256[mp2]: i got Rhiannon's new number yesterday, SICK :D
<a256[mp2]> vossy - stop chasing 13 yr old girls, you are seriously going to get in trouble
<a256[mp2]> your 18 soon
<vossy> shhh shes 14
<a256[mp2]> oh and that makes it SO much better
<Lurks> ARRRGGGHHHH PAAAAIIIINNNNNN
<a256[mp2]> you'll be saying that when bubba is marking his territory...
<a256[mp2]> in your ARSE
<a256[mp2]> in jail
<vossy> hmmm i suppose
<yaleman> where can I meet this "bubba"

Quote #1262 (0) [ 2003-11-02, 14:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> omghi2u
<Tommmo> >:D
<FreeFrag> tomMoo! leik hewo!
<Draebor> hihihi a/s/l? wanna cyber??!!
<FreeFrag> yeaaah!
<FreeFrag> 1111one
<Tommmo> he he he
<wild> /msg Draebor I put on my wizard robe and hat...
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Draebor> bwhahahaa
<FreeFrag> ahaha!

Quote #1272 (0) [ 2003-11-03, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> hmmm, must be buy one tard get one free night

Quote #1348 (0) [ 2003-11-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> like Bukkake Schools Originally practiced in Japan, bukkake has spread like wildfire across the globe and now has several distinct schools of practice, each with their own forms.
<RoSWeLL> imagine sending ur kids
<RoSWeLL> to bukkake school
<[Crunt]> hahaha
<RoSWeLL> how FUCKED
<RoSWeLL> would that be
<Phyx0> imagine getting a scholarship
<RoSWeLL> lol even worse

Quote #1359 (0) [ 2003-11-18, 23:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> gah, fuck linux blows
<CoRDWoRK> really?
<CoRDWoRK> cool, might install it then

Quote #1360 (0) [ 2003-11-19, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

[BOB_LOE] I picked this chick up the other nite... Then i wake up the next morning, and she's rubbing her hand up and down my dick trying to wank me off... so i say 'you do that very well!' she said 'i should do, i used to have one'

Quote #1367 (0) [ 2003-11-22, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose_> It's too early and I am too stiff

Quote #1407 (0) [ 2003-12-02, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Chim) I masturbated with a cucumber. I washed it and a few days later my mom used it in a salad.

Quote #1467 (0) [ 2003-12-30, 11:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> last night i dreamt i had liv tyler in my bed, but i had no wang :S