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Quote #2097 (+9) [ 2004-06-30, 18:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> I hate cheap power tools.
* Erve has joined #channel
<Rik> speaking of cheap tools
<Erve> I'm cheap and quick.
<Rik> blow too soon
<Erve> and easy to replace

Quote #204 (+6) [ 2002-12-24, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vindaloo> http://13inchclan.gonadland.com/crap/stfunew.jpg
<Sciby> Vinds, you worry me.
<Sciby> So very, very much.
<vindaloo> what? whaaaat?
<dec> I saw that coming :P
<Sciby> And thus, dec explains his sex life.

Quote #704 (+9) [ 2003-06-27, 15:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor[A]> none of us smoke aye?
<DDsD|walk> Smoke? only when im well fuct and someone gives me one..
* Rik|out roots DDsD|walk then gives him a smoke
<DDsD|walk> Awww yeah

Quote #1198 (+5) [ 2003-10-22, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`a> suck my pipe !
<CrashDumy> lol
<DDsD[AaA]> suck MY pipe
<CrashDumy> I'm so glad i didn't get on suck my pipe

Quote #2433 (+11) [ 2004-12-17, 09:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;blazemore&gt; omg i love this song<br />
&lt;blazemore&gt; Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2<br />
&lt;Javi&gt; blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

Quote #2464 (+35) [ 2005-01-04, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Jessica loves her FatMan pr0n collection
<Jessica> i like a bit of jerk
<Jessica> the band i mean
<Jessica> shit shit.

Quote #382 (+7) [ 2003-03-06, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase_ouch> you are so hardcore
<Carrots> well, hard anyway
<jase_ouch> still looking at porn then
<Carrots> LOL.... god I wish you had a sister
<jase_ouch> WHAT?
<Carrots> you know, so I could do her

Quote #4346 (+7) [ 2008-07-16, 20:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I have cake here also, unless somebody STEALS IT
* MoMaN69 poos in waynes cake
<MoMaN69> enjoy
<Tommmo> what sort of cake
<InTheFade> mud cake now

Quote #362 (+6) [ 2003-02-28, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> quick quick get some scissors and cut the cables connected to your ADSL / diaup modem.
<Chamelion> ok
<Chamelion> 1 secx
<Chamelion> sec*
* Quits: Chamelion (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #3237 (+2) [ 2006-02-03, 01:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> is it sad if I go out and just 'admire' my car?
<dec> or peek at it through the window?
<dec> maybe i could just go and sleep in it tonight
<aftahours> lol
<dec> i was serious :(

Quote #1314 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 22:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SoloFlyer: it doesent matter what day it is, telstra is fucked

Quote #2771 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #1141 (+7) [ 2003-10-15, 18:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> FUCK
<neolithic> sister clicked restart on gateway
<rade> bye neolithic :P
<neolithic> turns out it was log off :P
<Darmok> panic merchant
<Fodzilla> drama queen
<aftahours> poof

Quote #182 (+4) [ 2002-12-20, 12:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Groomy> lol
<Groomy> jackass :P
<Yaleman> bah
<Yaleman> fuck you too
<Groomy> nah, cav is here
<Groomy> dont wana upset him
<Yaleman> yeah, fuck him then
<Groomy> ewww no
<Groomy> hehe
<Cav> morning all
* Groomy runs away screaming "NOT AGAIN CAV, ONCE WAS ENUFF!!!"
<Groomy> i mean err... hey

Quote #3238 (+7) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #1004 (+7) [ 2003-09-07, 12:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* BOB[ZzZz] has joined #nightowls
* BOB[ZzZz] is now known as BOB
* BOB is now known as BOB_LOE
<BOB_LOE> mornin ladies n gents
<BOB_LOE> oh hi bob
<BOB_LOE> hey dude!
<BOB_LOE> how you going?
<BOB_LOE> not too bad
<BOB_LOE> your looking pretty sexy today
<BOB_LOE> yup :D you dont look too bad yourself
<BOB_LOE> why thankyou kind sir
<BOB_LOE> is that a mars bar in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
<BOB_LOE> actually its a mars bar
<BOB_LOE> oh :(
* BOB_LOE is now known as BOB|Out

Quote #246 (+9) [ 2003-01-14, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ryda> just had a fap?
<Carrots> thanks for that ryda.. did yuo dumo your load in a glassfor your sister?

Quote #1024 (+2) [ 2003-09-10, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> We're whalers on the moon... we carry our harpoon... but there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tune
<echelon> But there comes a time, when all whalers must pine for an ocean oh-so-blue. So until that time, we'll drink our wine and just harpoon our poo.

Quote #109 (+5) [ 2002-11-21, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** nEoLIthIc was kicked by VooDoo (you get the most annoying person award)

Quote #144 (+2) [ 2002-12-08, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo`> when do ppl here start hols?
<risesies> EvilElmo`: started about 2 weeks ago :P
<mongie> i started 3 weeks ago
<EvilElmo`> fucking uni bums
<EvilElmo`> you bum..
<dspringau> no I'm an ass

Quote #1158 (+2) [ 2003-10-18, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@FreeFrag> shit guys what bra size am i?!
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: I wont know till I cop a feel

Quote #1948 (+13) [ 2004-05-10, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Does anyone else get messages on IRC saying "spit or swallow?" ?!
<Mred32> lol. no
<ace234> id hope i dont
<biatch> I get a couple a day.
<Mred32> Whats the answer?

Quote #4150 (+3) [ 2007-06-07, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afta|z> mm
<afta|z> fuck glad stocktake is over
<Recharge> and how much stok did you take??
<Recharge> stock
<Draffa> Back the ute up to the dick.
<WedgieWork> o_O
<knowsfords> O_o
<afta|z> lol

Quote #1238 (+2) [ 2003-10-28, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> :( My dinner consists of a small serving of chips. The meat pie exploded taking the plate with it lol
<Strange1> I just put my pie on for 10 minutes on high instead of defrost
<Strange1> it went hard and then exploded. Shattered the plate
<knowsfords> bahaha
<wild> lmao

Quote #1794 (+7) [ 2004-03-31, 17:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> rofl, fucking funny, on teh news
<Ycros> student protests at uts over higher fees
<Ycros> turned a bit violent
<Ycros> police were using capsicum spray
<Gothmog> how violent?
<Ycros> some guy grabbed the spray off a cop and sprayed them with it
<Ycros> :P
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Ycros> but thats not the funniest bit
<Skeleton> LOL
<Skeleton> cool
<Ycros> a bit later
<Ycros> the news interviewed an officer
<Ycros> and he was saying "well, when some of our equipment gets taken.."
<Skeleton> and he pee'd his pants on national television?
<Ycros> and just at that moment
<Ycros> on cue
<Ycros> someone steals his hat
<Ycros> and runs off
<BenZor> AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHa
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Gothmog> lol !
<Skeleton> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Ycros> it was fucking GOLD
<wild> straight to ugbox

Quote #1142 (+4) [ 2003-10-15, 07:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my plan becomes more viable...
<knowsfords> Rage: no matter how much you dream, an army of automatic ice cream scoops isn't going to give you world wide supremecy
<Rage> bugger
<Rage> guess i'll just have to continue scooping them manually

Quote #2743 (+10) [ 2005-05-10, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

[spoonhead] i've spent all day doing this stupid assignment thing
[spoonhead] i bet the chicks are going to be impressed with me
[spoonhead] i'll show them up with my raw intellectual power
[spoonhead] and they'll all be like martin come to study group we wants to rub our bodies on u and feed u grapes

Quote #451 (+9) [ 2003-04-07, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|EnB> <Junkz> I cant fucking win!!! <--- welcome to Saddam's Life

Quote #2594 (+1) [ 2005-02-18, 02:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> im bored, violent, angry, and bored
<Iroquois> and redundant

Quote #1683 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #3570 (+3) [ 2006-09-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> Don't tell the rest of the channel... but I kinda masturbate thinking about Dopefish with a bottle up my arse

Quote #3138 (+10) [ 2005-12-13, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shard2: woah that was close.
Shard2: i was outside hanging my clothes up and i heard a thud. thought a leb had thrown a bomb over my fence but it was just a plum falling off the tree. i almost got stabbed.

Quote #2293 (+8) [ 2004-09-19, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> is it talk like a pirate day again?
<CaptWedgie> aye that be correct eDust
<knowsfords> really? man it seems like only a year ago it was talk like a pirate day
<CaptWedgie> and i figured meh, may as well run with it. lol
* CaptWedgie slices knowsfords with his cutlass
<eDust> well then, i'm going ashore to raid the supermarket. back before midnight
<CaptWedgie> hahaha
<knowsfords> yarr I be bleedin' all over me pirate pants
* eDust is now known as eDust_away
* CaptWedgie tosses knowsfords off the UGBow to feed the sharks
* knowsfords uses his hook to sew up the wound with some catgut
<knowsfords> yarr! they don't want to eat a peice of manly leather like myself...
* knowsfords rides the sharks
* knowsfords makes out with his shark wenches
<knowsfords> avast tis a pirates life.
<CaptWedgie> hahaha

Quote #1826 (+10) [ 2004-04-13, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* brembo` changes topic to 'Welcome to #ugbox, home of political correctness.'
* knowsfords changes topic to 'Welcome to #ugbox, home of political incorrectness.'
* knowsfords farts

Quote #3388 (+11) [ 2006-06-02, 13:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month
<kosh> so once a month we get a bug report
<kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours
<kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to reproduce"

Quote #2601 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 04:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter_> A master corporal from Ontario, the lead sniper of his three-man team, said when they first landed in the combat zone "our spider senses were tingling.... It was night and we didn't know what to expect."
<MadHatter_> ahahahahaha
<MadHatter_> sniperman... sniperman... does what ever a sniper can
<Aedan_18br> haha
<Draffa> lol
<MadHatter_> shoots a terrorist, any size, kills alqaeda, just like flies... lookout!
<MadHatter_> here comes the sniperman?

Quote #1213 (+7) [ 2003-10-24, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> ooooooooh
<neolithic> BANG
* fr0st calls terrorist hotline
<aftahours> lol

Quote #79 (+7) [ 2002-11-17, 09:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> z3[n]: you're probably the same person who can't justify spending money on paint for the -outside- of your house...
<live-evil> WhiteyFord the answer to that is leave the case outside and some spray cans near a group of homeboys
<live-evil> it does itself
<WhiteyFord> hahaha... and if you want to get rid of something, just chain it up!

Quote #254 (+5) [ 2003-01-16, 08:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Hey peeps!
<Chronic> Who wanna hear a joke?
<Chronic> haha
<Chronic> Why did z3n|A cross the road?
<Chronic> Because his dick was stuck in a chicken
<Chronic> :p
<z3n|A> :O

Quote #1470 (+13) [ 2004-01-02, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> SMS from Tom: I have broken down outside an open access point again!!
<D_Web> lmao
<wildz0r> bwahahaha
<wildz0r> get him on IRC!
<gords> "No we are outside *** and it is http only"
<D_Web> ahhahaha
<gords> i replied with something like "lol, *** has an open ap? heh. btw, you really should replace the commo if you don't want to be broken down all the time. waiting for the racv?"
<gords> his reply: "yes bloody alternator"

Quote #1931 (+11) [ 2004-05-07, 02:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> a nap? I need a full sleep.. I'm going to head to bed in a moment I think.
<Firemoth> Have to get up at 10am
<Nozz> <@Firemoth> a nap? I need a full sleep.. I'm going to head to bed in a moment I think. <-- what he said
<Nozz> <@Firemoth> Have to get up at 10am <--- what he said
* Nozz wonders if Firemoth is reading his mind?
<Firemoth> * Nozz wonders if Firemoth is reading his mind? <-- what he said

Quote #2887 (+3) [ 2005-07-20, 11:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Hagfish]: sleeping at work for 20 minutes sounds like polyphasic sleep to me
[ grelli]: oh
* grelli shrugs
[ grelli]: I was tired
[ grelli]: I'm waiting for XP to install
[ Hagfish]: you wake up from a dream world, to a nightmare

Quote #1076 (+1) [ 2003-10-05, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(VooDoo): <<-- qualified Chef
(Falkor): <<-- qualified sex instructor
* VooDoo thinks Falkor qualifies as someone that thinks they have a clue but really what he was taught is all crap

Quote #1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..

Quote #2260 (+8) [ 2004-08-21, 18:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> do i need SP1 installed to install SP2 ?
<Redback> no
<Gary_J> no
<Cycle> ok, thanks
<Goofy[HSK]> no
<Mred32> no
<FreeFrag> no
<Iroquois> no
<Redback> your a bunch of sheep
* Mred32 changes topic to 'no'
<Iroquois> aww:(
<eth> LOL MRED
<Iroquois> but you do need a backup plan :)
<ace234> is it to late to say no?
<Cycle> no
<Iroquois> no
<Quadbox> no
<Mred32> yes
<Quadbox> definitely not :p
<ace234> Quadbox you non conformist
<Mred32> Is it ok to kick/ban the next person to say "no"?
<Quadbox> yes :)
<Iroquois> yes
<Cycle> yes
<Mred32> Is it ok to kick/ban the next person to say "yes"?
<V8R[zzz]> n... oh, yes!
<Quadbox> predictability++
<Mred32> hehe
<Cycle> indeed
<V8R[zzz]> maybe?
<Quadbox> perhaps
<FreeFrag> absolutely

Quote #1317 (+7) [ 2003-11-13, 23:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> element: Case modding for better cooling isn't pointless. I like that. Case modding with a few CCFL's, a window, and flashing LED fans is stupid, but it may get you chicks.

Quote #3954 (+1) [ 2006-12-28, 07:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SPY: how come i cant recive files from mirc
enigma: Because you have been found unworthy

Quote #2652 (+2) [ 2005-03-26, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

·CapnChron· I met one of Yale's sister.
·Narcolepsy· Which one?
·CapnChron· Narcolepsy: I don't know which one.
·CapnChron· Tall one that is
·Narcolepsy· The whole fucking family is tall.
·Narcolepsy· The young one or the horse-lookin' one?
·CapnChron· The young one that looks like him
·Narcolepsy· And her legs are longer than her torso?
·CapnChron· I don't know, I didn't activate my perve mode

Quote #2289 (+10) [ 2004-09-16, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i used to think there was a microwave-proof type of aluminium, but then at work i found out that it's not actually microwave-proof, it just takes time before the microwave starts burning holes in the aluminium.

Quote #1708 (+9) [ 2004-03-01, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Still have to work out what im gunan do for net access when i get there though :/
<brembo`> 2 cans and some string
<Strange1> Ive been trying that, I think I have the wrong cans though :(
<Strange1> The second can wont fit in my USB port, what is wrong?
<Fod> you didn't hammer the first one in hard enough
<Strange1> The first one is fine, its the second one that is still leaking beans
<Fod> packetloss