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Quote #991 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<druu> any cs freaks here..? when's cz coming out..?
<Agg> counter ztrike?
<druu> hehe..
<druu> cs:cz..
<Agg> Counter Strike: Camping Zone?

Quote #220 (+20) [ 2003-01-01, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> my local fish and chip shop is open
<Agg> some food places will be.. coz mums/wives are on holidays too and people need food :)
<Agg> (erm, I didn't mean that to come across quite as sexist as it did :) )

Quote #1104 (+1) [ 2003-10-11, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> woot, japanese chef challange on SBS
<Rage> bbl
<Rage> :D

Quote #349 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*

Quote #3110 (+5) [ 2005-11-27, 16:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

(modafroman) anyone got a spare blue ccfl they wanna give me?
(Ultimata) modafroman, rice from Woolies is cheaper.

Quote #4008 (+3) [ 2007-01-13, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Look I'm sure he'd manage to do it.
<Shaun> [17:27:32] -!- Irssi: [ @Sciby ] [sciby@138.77.43.69 ]
<Shaun> Er.
<Shaun> Stupid putty.
<mazzanet> s/putty/user/
<Shaun> Want me to see how many times I've seen you say "stupid putty"?
<mazzanet> now with a new mouse with better tactileness is hard to accidently right click
<mazzanet> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<mazzanet> <html dir="ltr" lang="en">
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> shut up.

Quote #1055 (+4) [ 2003-10-03, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: echetest (jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au)
<echelon> Smite him!
* wild[a] sets mode: +b echetest!*jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au
* echetest was kicked by wild[a] (And Trogdor smote the echetest, and all was laid to burnination!)

Quote #958 (+1) [ 2003-08-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rei (dohrift@adsl-202-89-169-133.arach.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Rei> wtf
<Agg> it's called IRC.
<Rei> anyone read me
<Rei> ??
<Agg> no
<Rei> ok

Quote #3319 (+3) [ 2006-04-09, 15:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech|W> hey mazzanet where the bloody hell are you
* Grosby bans rodgrech from the UK and the bible-belt of america

Quote #86 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

[09:22] <\Roscoe> Man this screen is awesome.. wish it had a slot for my penis to go.

Quote #1004 (+8) [ 2003-09-07, 12:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* BOB[ZzZz] has joined #nightowls
* BOB[ZzZz] is now known as BOB
* BOB is now known as BOB_LOE
<BOB_LOE> mornin ladies n gents
<BOB_LOE> oh hi bob
<BOB_LOE> hey dude!
<BOB_LOE> how you going?
<BOB_LOE> not too bad
<BOB_LOE> your looking pretty sexy today
<BOB_LOE> yup :D you dont look too bad yourself
<BOB_LOE> why thankyou kind sir
<BOB_LOE> is that a mars bar in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
<BOB_LOE> actually its a mars bar
<BOB_LOE> oh :(
* BOB_LOE is now known as BOB|Out

Quote #205 (+12) [ 2002-12-24, 04:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* XiTatiON returns...
<sabz> Woohoo! He returned!
* XiTatiON returns...
<VooDooo> both personalities too it seems

Quote #249 (+7) [ 2003-01-15, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Forraje> my gf doesn't know the extent of my OCAU addiction yet :)
<eazy> I'm sure she's wondering if you have another "woman".
<Forraje> "are you cheating on me with one of those internet sluts?"
<eazy> hahaha
<Forraje> "well, if you consider Agg an internet slut, then yeah, i guess"
<Hibba> yeh bh, is ur internet slut
<nismo> yeh its bh
<Narc|ZzZz> No, bh is his bitch...
<Forraje> bh thrusts himself upon me
<Forraje> completely unwanted attention
<bh> Forraje I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda love to make love to you tonight

Quote #246 (+10) [ 2003-01-14, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ryda> just had a fap?
<Carrots> thanks for that ryda.. did yuo dumo your load in a glassfor your sister?

Quote #143 (+5) [ 2002-12-06, 01:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> :)
<Quadbox> :)
<Cav> :0
<Cav> oops
<Cav> :)

Quote #3038 (+6) [ 2005-10-21, 22:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<modafroman> pffft
<modafroman> not enough dragons
<Ze> modafroman : how old are you?
<modafroman> almost 15
<Ze> modafroman : ahh i was right , i figured you for a 14 year old twit :P
<modafroman> wtf?!
<ABS|85> lol
<Erve> lol capped

Quote #2261 (+1) [ 2004-08-23, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slyde> my roomate has been having sex.
<Slyde> That's about as close to getting any as I have been in like 4 years.

Quote #860 (+6) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #865 (+5) [ 2003-08-09, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> i piss in your tea
<FreeFrag> I shove the tea up your ass :p
<\Roscoe\> Kinky.
<\Roscoe\> Keep going.. I'm getting close.

Quote #100 (+8) [ 2002-11-20, 05:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> unless i had a degree in sikogy
<rainwulf> er.... silokgy
<Darkness> Tell me you're not trying to spell psychology!
<rainwulf> darkness: yes
<Moose> lol

Quote #1647 (+8) [ 2004-02-16, 16:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> girl the other day offered an abo a blowjob
<Junkz> the abo swore at her and said "i dont want no fucken job bitch!"

Quote #1754 (+5) [ 2004-03-21, 18:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stinger> f00k lets start a tv network called JBN
<Stinger> Jesus Broadcasting Network
<Stinger> and show softcore porn all day

Quote #2632 (+3) [ 2005-03-19, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> mind u atm id hit a $2 steak

Quote #1618 (+7) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #2651 (+6) [ 2005-03-26, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Junkz changes topic to 'PROCRASTINATE NOW!'
<VooDoo> meh... cbf

Quote #179 (+13) [ 2002-12-19, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Groomy: i was so fucking sotned last night that i couldnt find my lighter
<Cav> it was in my hand

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #985 (+8) [ 2003-09-02, 00:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

(jayci): ggrrr men!@
(MadHatter): i was going to make a comment then
(jayci): MadHatter dont u dare :D
(MadHatter): but i used my better judgement.
(Erve): grrr @ insubordinate other sex
(jayci): bugger, bugger bugger
(Agg): come on, it's not like we penis everything into a penis about our penis.

Quote #930 (+2) [ 2003-08-19, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BobsYourUncle> my damn fly keeps unzipping itself
<Ros`away> sure its not your hand bob ?

Quote #4244 (+5) [ 2007-11-16, 14:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FagDad> me: "I'm bored"
<FagDad> her: "Oh ok i'll drive over now"
<FagDad> me: "NO! I'm sleeping!"
<FagDad> Sister. says:
<FagDad> Youuu neevvverrrr haannggg ouutttt wwiiittthhh mmmeeeeee
<FagDad> WHAT NEXT!?
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> She wants to hang out with you?
<FagDad> Yeah
<FagDad> I cbf
<brodsta> weird
<FagDad> She used to be my casual sex partner O.o but then she went spazzo and now she scares me.
<brodsta> lol?
<FagDad> And if she wants sex... i aint giving... she's just a freaky freak
<brodsta> Keeping it in the bloodline?
<FagDad> Better than with her
* TheWedgie has quit (Quit: PC LOAD LETTER)
<brodsta> .....ok now I'm confused, who are we talking about?
<FagDad> I mean she's a fantastic root. but i'm tired and she scares me. She's only good for; sex and coke.
<FagDad> BRODSTA: I DONT KNOW OKAY? STOP QUESTIONING ME PLEASE
<brodsta> So, this is just some chick who's MSN nick is set to Sister. for some reason?
<FagDad> Oh no lol.
<FagDad> She's not MY SISTEr
<FagDad> it's just her MSN name
<FagDad> Jesus that must of looked bad

Quote #2693 (+5) [ 2005-04-18, 15:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): but realisticly i want $3 trillion, not $20k.
(Tensop`): and then i'd buy a mitsubishi sigma
(Tensop`): hire the people who made the astron engine, fire them, and hire new people to redesign an astron engine

Quote #186 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> opteron: go take your HRT now
<Opteron> hrt?
<Erve> lol
<brembo`> hahaha
<Rage> ;)
<Opteron> sif i have a hrt
<Opteron> i cant even drive
<Rage> lol
<Rage> n00b :P
<brembo`> n00b
<VooDoo> n00b
<milenko> n00b

Quote #1422 (+15) [ 2003-12-07, 13:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> how ya bike going FF ?
<FreeFrag> Good...my ass gets sore though :p
<brembo`> use the seat

Quote #1045 (+7) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron is turned on looking z3[n]</end sarastism>

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #3597 (+5) [ 2006-10-13, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> man, if my wife's breasts emitted hamburgers, i'd never leave the house

Quote #2976 (+11) [ 2005-09-10, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

FatMan: oh god
FatMan: at work tonight
FatMan: coles nightfill, for the uneducated
FatMan: i was filling drinks
FatMan: and the diet light caffeine free pepsi has the code * *** 404.
FatMan: i went "haha 404 contents not found"
FatMan: and then hurt myself for being so geeky.
FatMan: :(

Quote #1538 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 15:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> for some stupid stupid reason... i read "dremel" as "strap-on"

Quote #1401 (+10) [ 2003-11-30, 17:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> if you can't handle a bit of a bingle, you should be a racing car driver
<Fod> ^shouldnt
<Fod> and if you can't piece simple sentences together, you shouldn't go on IRC
* brembo` watches all IRC users quit simultaneously

Quote #2582 (+1) [ 2005-02-13, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

(SC88)that DarkNation is a fag
(myne) you wanna hook up?
(Murcalumis) Don't change the subject, we're on the topic of YOUR faggotry right now
(Chadwiko)<SC88> oi how gay is that DarkNation fag
(Chadwiko)<myne you wanna hook up?
(Chadwiko) hahahaha
(PlayingUT2k4) haha
(Murcalumis) lol myne
(PlayingUT2k4) yeah SC88 hes a wanker
(SC88) no shit
(SC88) he never shuts up about his green lights
(SC88) and ub3r case
(PlayingUT2k4)yeah, i wanna stab him in the eye with a pen
(SC88) or whatever
(SC88) and
(SC88) he like is only 14
(SC88) and sittin here tellin me where to go
* PlayingUT2k4 is now knowns as DarkNation
(SC88) when does he usually come online?
(DarkNation) 15 acually
(Murcalumis) AHAHHA
* Quits : SC88
(Chadwiko) hahaha
(Murcalumis)hahahahaha

Quote #295 (+11) [ 2003-02-02, 08:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pa|2anoiD> hey fellas, what can i do to fix an "explorer error" ?
<Agg> buy a mac

Quote #2109 (+2) [ 2004-07-06, 09:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<blah1234> Thhhza, i run X-Chat on WIndoze instead of mirc. Pretty good and free
<Tensop> blah1234: anti-conformist bastard :)
<Quilb> Tensop: need i remind you that you are running linux in vmware?

Quote #381 (+13) [ 2003-03-06, 17:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron pats bh
(bh): thetron right now im too involved in trying to figure this out to pretend I can understand or care what you say
(thetron): pat (p~at): to touch, someone or something softly
(Darkness): The definition of irony. Tron looking words up for someone else in the dictionary...

Quote #1144 (+6) [ 2003-10-16, 14:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yeah so do you need any parts from my EA before I sell it?
<Walkinshaw> such as?
<WhiteyFord> i dunno, i just thought you might say "omg, i need this ONE part" or something
<kicker-kid> who would want parts off a ford
<supa-roo> exactly if it was some jap car, course theyd want parts cause they always break
<kicker-kid> righhhhttt
<kicker-kid> still doesnt cure the fact that fords are ghey
<WhiteyFord> sure
<kicker-kid> they are
<WhiteyFord> so um, you going to go play with your toys now or what?
<kicker-kid> a toy that will kane your ford
<supa-roo> hahaha
<supa-roo> come one fire up boy
<supa-roo> un educated arguments are cool
<kicker-kid> ok
<WhiteyFord> hmm.. kane eh? whats that.. like the bastard child of english?
<kicker-kid> fuckup idiot
<WhiteyFord> nice
<WhiteyFord> so moving along now
<kicker-kid> u know what i meant
<kicker-kid> oh and if da real kicker kid comes on dont tell him i was on here ok
* kicker-kid (solobaric1@vw5349.iprimus.net.au) has left #caraudioaustralia (http://www.drcorp.net/)
<WhiteyFord> sure thing pal
<supa-roo> specialy when its a regesterd nick

Quote #3271 (+11) [ 2006-02-25, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SirPNut> no beta|happy, Stygian is living proof that gladwrap and a rubber band does not make an effective form of contraceptive
<beta|happy> gogo SirPNut
* DX` has joined #overclockers
<Stygian> lol gee thanks
<Agg> but marsbars wrappers are ok still, right? right??
* Z sets mode: +o Daemon
<Agg> king-size mars bars, of course, ahem
<Quadbox> lol agg, of course
<Daemon> Agg: only on the first of the month
<Quadbox> they're heat-sealed
<beta|happy> rofl
<Quadbox> :p
<Daemon> otherwise it's snickers :P
<beta|happy> Quadbox at what temp do they seal them ?
<Quadbox> no! cherry ripe
<Tabris> flake
<Agg> picnic bars are ok, but only for anal
<Quadbox> how the fuck should I know, beta|happy?
<beta|happy> coke bottle
<Daemon> Quadbox: it is? uh oh
* Agg was kicked by Agg (ffs)
<knowsfords> I cant find king sized mars bars/snickers around here :(
* Agg has joined #overclockers
<Quadbox> Agg: what, because they're peanutty and chunky? :p
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Stygian> lol
<Agg> aherrm
<beta|happy> Quadbox your the science freak
<Tabris> too low brow even for yourself
<Agg> Quadbox - coz they look like a turd.
<knowsfords> its only the single or the new dual bars
<Daemon> Agg: think, then type. It's a powerful combination ;)

Quote #40 (+1) [ 2002-10-28, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<WhiteyFord> dont want to be associated with Cav all my life
*** Darkness changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :('
<Darkness> *nod*
<WhiteyFord> woo!

Quote #3062 (+19) [ 2005-11-02, 02:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> hey
<Jessica> guys
<Jessica> do you think i'd make a good corporate whore?
<Skitzo> tmi?
<Jessica> you idiot.
<NotPeanut> i could see you sleeping with a whole small business at the same time.. but a corporation...
<Jessica> as in
<Jessica> working for a corporation.
<Jessica> such as telstra..
<NotPeanut> that's probably asking a bit much
<Skitzo> As a whore?
<Skitzo> I think you'd be fine

Quote #3419 (+3) [ 2006-06-27, 17:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|MB> Guess what ovretook me on the princes highway.
<Gavatron> a car
<LemMinG> your ego?
<Hibba> haha
<V8R[ws]> your arse end?
<Shaun> I'll take idiocy for $200.

Quote #3249 (+1) [ 2006-02-11, 22:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> wangbat? Sounds like that sort of device could do some serious damage to a man's....manhood.
<Dopefish> are there such things as 1.66ghz centrinos
<Narcolepsy> What about neutrinos?
<Erve> my cpu is a neural net processor
<Erve> a lurning computer
<Narcolepsy> lurning, hey?
<Narcolepsy> Perhaps it should lurn how to speel.

Quote #4021 (+3) [ 2007-01-26, 11:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> Remote, How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass?
<Bern> Quite satisfying thank you very much