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Quote #175 (+50) [ 2002-12-18, 11:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** VooDoo sets mode: +m
<VooDoo> you gunna continue to be lamers?
*** Narc|Yale is now known as Yes
*** Yes is now known as wait-no
*** wait-nop is now known as were-done
*** Quadbox is now known as lol

Quote #1362 (+8) [ 2003-11-20, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i can't find this t-shirt i like :/
<@Fatal|T0nY> :|
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> it might be in the hamper :/
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yay
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> doesn't smell too bad
<@Fatal|T0nY> if it does just spray it with deo
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yeah, but its wrinkly too
<@Fatal|T0nY> thats my domestic tip
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> so i'll just hang it up somewhere
<@Fatal|T0nY> oh if its wrinkly
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i got about two hours till i'm going
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> a bit more, actually
<@Fatal|T0nY> lay it on the floor and roll over it
<@Fatal|T0nY> rofl
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> lmao
<@Fatal|T0nY> and try to laugh when you do it
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> why
<@Fatal|T0nY> cause then you will be rofl

Quote #445 (0) [ 2003-04-03, 22:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> man, I burnt my tongue on a fuckin cappicino
<^catalyst> its reallllly pissin me of.
<^catalyst> of
<^catalyst> ff
<^catalyst> OFF
<^catalyst> IM NOT A RETARD

Quote #2232 (-5) [ 2004-08-09, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ethanol> Kill-everybody session?
<ethanol> Sounds fun...
<Netsork> Yeah. We lost ops.
<Netsork> It sucks.
<ethanol> Oh well
<ethanol> Just spam everyone with CTCP VERSIONs
<ethanol> everyone with a SystemInfo script will disconnect for flooding

Quote #3254 (+5) [ 2006-02-13, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00d-out> shit.
<n00d-out> fuck i hate my brain sometimes.
<n00d-out> i went out there HOURS ago to get that stupid form from the printer.
<n00d-out> i walked right out there
<n00d-out> then everything is a blur
<n00d-out> and suddenly i have crumpets.

Quote #1816 (+8) [ 2004-04-09, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> do ya get thems camel spiders in australia?
<Tabris> nwatts: nope, but what we have are spiders and bugs a heck of a lot worse... Australia, land of things that will kill you
<nwatts> :'(
* @Daemon hides creepy crawly things in nwatts's room
<ace234> oh great i look at the picture and now i hear creeping noises:@
<Tabris> everytime i talk to somone from overseas i tell them under any given rock is at least 10 things that will kill you :P im doing my part keeping tourists away :)
<FreeFrag> rofl

Quote #63 (-4) [ 2002-11-08, 05:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* QuadCOFFEE stops being subtle, and beats cold hard truth into Crudmuffin's head
<QuadCOFFEE> That being a 10kg maths textbook.
* Silentsni gets the 20kg Maths Methods text book
<Crudmuffin> damn you :P
* Crudmuffin gets the tonne of "Progress 4GL Database Language" documentation
<Crudmuffin> Buwahahaha!
<Silentsni> omg, we been owned :(

Quote #1067 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #235 (0) [ 2003-01-07, 03:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> "my girlfriend says im a pedophile...thats a pretty big word for a 14yr old"

Quote #2616 (+3) [ 2005-03-02, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> wtf kid name, Ransom?
<WhiteyFord> thats pretty hot actually.. Ransom..
<WhiteyFord> the kids could tease him, calling him Handsome Ransom
<brembo`> and if the kids fat, a sizeable ransom

Quote #665 (+7) [ 2003-06-12, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thumblister> yes i really wanted to be at PC4 but I really had to be somehwere else
<LiquidBlues> Thumblister: How are those breast implants taking then?

Quote #83 (0) [ 2002-11-18, 04:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> u have 2 mins to go and check.. or to google
<K|dDO> im not fucking going to my parents house to check
<jamesob> K|dDO: thats a fair bit of swearing tonight....
<Rudeboi> K|dDO: why, afraid of walking in on your parents having sex again? ;)
<K|dDO> Rudeboi: scared i would see you in my fat sisters bed

Quote #3287 (+6) [ 2006-03-22, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg [Agg@ppp121-218.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
*** mode/#overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Agg> rargh/kslbn
<LemMinG> ah
<LemMinG> agg my dear chap
<aftahours> hi2u agg.
<LemMinG> it appears i will no longer need those 92mm ventillators you were going to so graciously supply
<LemMinG> as my associate has procured some from ebay
* LemMinG polishes his monocle
<Agg> LemMinG - splendid news, as my interminable slackness seemed destined to indefinitely prolong their onward distribution to your very own good self.
<outy> lol LemMinG
<outy> WHAT THE FUCK
LemMinG> ow my ribs
<LemMinG> i can't help but laught every time i look at that now
<LemMinG> someone ugbox it please

Quote #1830 (+4) [ 2004-04-14, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): dear lord, please let me get adsl, if you shall grant me this request i shall kill 100 people in your name
(Tensop): amen

Quote #1697 (-2) [ 2004-02-29, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> note: don't get your resume for the strip bar confused with the resume for the children's bookstore
<knowsfords> dude that only happened the one time.

Quote #2463 (+3) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #1525 (+8) [ 2004-01-15, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Grosby) I can't eat KFC, looks too much like a wrinkled up testicle

Quote #118 (+1) [ 2002-11-23, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|BBL> dear god, there is 77 gay channels on oz.org
<iconoclast> cav must be busy then
<iconoclast> I dont know how he fits those 130 windows on his screen :O
<Frag|BBL> cav is cav@dialup-1-690.brisbane.gayrouter.com.au * innocent
<Frag|BBL> cav on #gayboyz #gaygaygay #gayisgood #iamgay #gayness #allthingsgay #imnotreallygay #gaymenow

Quote #952 (+4) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #3056 (+6) [ 2005-10-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Agg: i had a race with a guy on a bike the other day
<VooDoo> Aprilla 2 stroke thing. I destroyed him :D
<Agg> you destroyed his mighty 125 or 250cc engine.. go you :)

Quote #911 (+7) [ 2003-08-15, 14:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Excession> Yale: I'm bored, throw me a boner here.
<Excession> Um...
<yale_work> ...
<Excession> Nevermind.

Quote #754 (+5) [ 2003-07-09, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark_Razer> being a conjoined twin would suck pritty hard.
<Fodder> never get lonely.
<Fodder> and if you lose your carkeys, at least someone saw where you had them last

Quote #643 (+1) [ 2003-06-09, 17:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> divx player is playing all my movies upside down...
<z3[n]> wtf?
<Quadbox> z3[n]: Dude, just because you're drunk doesn't mean you're allowed to sit on your head

Quote #2993 (+2) [ 2005-09-20, 09:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa|a> jesus, just found a decent-looking house, but after taking a look at the photos of the backyard...
<Draffa|a> the front it all spiffed up, the backyard is a bloody brotherl.
<Draffa|a> *is
<Draffa|a> and *brothel
<SirPNut> win win win... then you already have the hookers, and all you need is the blackjack

Quote #609 (+9) [ 2003-05-31, 13:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

(+CapnChron): I'm so stupid.
(+CapnChron): The phone rang.. I picked it up and put it to my ear...
(+CapnChron): Know what I just realised?
(+CapnChron): I forgot I was deaf

Quote #3069 (-2) [ 2005-11-06, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm not gay, but i think my boyfriend might be

Quote #1479 (+3) [ 2004-01-06, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> dear god..... Microsoft Windows XP used upnp to plot with my other home appliances and white goods and they are comming to kill me
<i386> Ive baracaded myself in my room, with serveral cans of tuna
<i386> THE TOAST, IT BURNS!

Quote #1324 (+4) [ 2003-11-14, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> MadHatter: I've been power-tool-free for two years. I went to counselling and everthing

Quote #800 (+4) [ 2003-07-18, 00:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> /msg nwatts yeah i know.. i told you.. hes great in bed ;)
<Skitzo> fuck

Quote #187 (+2) [ 2002-12-21, 01:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Aaaah, simpsons, is there anything finer?
<Sciby> Maybe a 48 hour non-stop orgasm... but simpsons are a close second.

Quote #2213 (+5) [ 2004-08-01, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myth> anyone know how active directory aware windows me is compared to 9x ?
<Dizqord> if windows me became aware of anything it'd delete it self upon the realisation that it is windows me.
<Frosty> "oh my god, Im a horrible plague on the world.... format c:"

Quote #30 (+12) [ 2002-10-27, 08:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sendai> whats this channel about :p
<Agg> titties and beer

Quote #3122 (+10) [ 2005-12-06, 02:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Recharge) a 17 year old girl at a lan... imagine... lolololol
(Recharge) *all the boys wispering in the corner*
(Recharge) "whats that?? , I don't know!!!!, I'm scared!! but excited at the same time!!! augh!"

Quote #1112 (+9) [ 2003-10-12, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i have an ssh session open on thor. :)
<FreeFrag> Agg, can I have one too?
<Agg> FreeFrag - sure! a small service fee of AUD$1000 per character sent or received will apply.
<gords> agg: no worries. i'll pay for FreeFrag's SSH connection and mine too. i've just ripped off a credit card from some fellow called *checks name* James Rolfe. haha, what a sucker :P

Quote #1746 (+6) [ 2004-03-16, 02:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<araknid> nothing quite disables the windows keys like ripping them off and melting them on a hot fry pan :)
<Junkz0r> You're my hero araknid

Quote #4358 (+3) [ 2008-08-01, 14:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Elmo> yay..crashed in the same spot again
<Elmo> fuck you e-tax..fuck you
<enigma> stop trying to enter ";DROP TABLE TAX;" as your income then :P

Quote #340 (+8) [ 2003-02-16, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> i'm man-bitter ever since agg dumped me.
* sabretooth peers at Agg.
<sabretooth> Must be because your vehicle has 4 wheels instead of 2.
<biatch> I think personally he was intimidated ;)
<Agg> don't make me he-bitch man-slap you.
<Erve> damn I must be dyslexic, I read that as he-man bitch-slap.. didn't know he-man bitch slapped..

Quote #242 (+59) [ 2003-01-13, 09:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mel> i feel like fucking in a pool
<mel> with a stranger
<ScibyBusy> I have a pool!
<ScibyBusy> Well...
<ScibyBusy> I have a shovel and a hose.

Quote #3319 (+1) [ 2006-04-09, 15:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech|W> hey mazzanet where the bloody hell are you
* Grosby bans rodgrech from the UK and the bible-belt of america

Quote #4006 (+6) [ 2007-01-10, 13:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> All OCAU girls are from QLD or VIC.
<Talleh> You mean all the sluts?
<predder> where's Jessleep
<predder> WAKE UP!
<Jessleep> Here
<Stygian> lol
<Jessleep> what
<Turophile> LOL
<Jessleep> Oh.
<SgtMjrTank> lol
<predder> she called you a slut dammit fight or something
<Jessleep> All the sluts, right.
<Jessleep> predder: cant fight the truth, baby.
<predder> damn, I was hoping for more zing.

Quote #3030 (+9) [ 2005-10-17, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> um :O :S :(~~~ :brokenheart: :drooping rose: :angry: :phone:
<Hunter> apparently thats what im like after chicks
<BenZApple> you give head... with a funny lip pattern, then dribble, then break her heart, come impotent, get angry, and shane warne rings?

Quote #1091 (0) [ 2003-10-09, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> <rodgrech> lo yalemon <-- you jamacan now rodgrech?

Quote #3470 (+1) [ 2006-07-27, 03:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> i found out tonight that hippo's sweat is red.
<aftahours> facinating stuff.
<Dopefish> really
<Dopefish> why is it red
<aftahours> dunno
<aftahours> apparently acts like sunscreen
<Moodles> god only had a red crayon left
<Agg> ROFL

Quote #4055 (+3) [ 2007-03-14, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dave> the bar kicked me out. now i'm outside on a bench with a new hotspot i found.

Quote #15 (+7) [ 2002-10-23, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> I want to get my penis working but I really have no idea how to use it either.
<Skit> people use it, becomes unstable..

Quote #3090 (+1) [ 2005-11-14, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon[A]> a Queenslander once asked me if we use the same currancy "all the way down there"
<echelon[A]> I said "No. Our coins have a head on both sides."

Quote #4175 (-3) [ 2007-07-02, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> House of Wax? Ahahaha, Paris Hilton is a stupid slag.
<Madhatter_> house of wax is a great movie
<Madhatter_> wtf? paris hilton
<Madhatter_> you guys a fucking mental
* kop48 has quit (Quit)
<brodsta> You watching the original Madhatter_?
<Madhatter_> vincent price should be the only name you think of when that movie is mentioned.
<brodsta> lol
<Radar> Vincent Price? The creepy dude off The Simpsons?
<Stygian> ...?
* Madhatter_ smacks head against desk

Quote #2566 (+7) [ 2005-02-05, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bkuebler> My kid is sick....
<bkuebler> So he went to bed late last night...
<bkuebler> was crying at 04:00 this morning.
<bkuebler> then at 05:00
<bkuebler> then just stayed up...
<bkuebler> then puked all over the place during breakfast.
<bkuebler> Wheeee!!!!!!
<linc> technicolor yawn
<dstate> ouch
<dstate> i would all contract that out to the woman
<bkuebler> when he barfed, he said "look daddy, my favorite cerial"

Quote #3084 (+1) [ 2005-11-13, 06:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> nobody fears the french, except if your behind them when they decide to run away

Quote #4191 (+10) [ 2007-07-27, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wayne> I just got a parcel
<Ghoaty> is it sultanas?
<Gamma> bomb?
<Syxx`> white powder
<Wayne> It is a Dell battery, so the prize goes to Gamma