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Quote #1589 (-1) [ 2004-02-03, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hmm i wonder why there is so many skin firming lotions going around
<aftahours> especially ads on tv
<Hunter> because people buy anything?
<aftahours> yeah, but I dont need lotion to get firm
<aftahours> skin
<kitt3n> ..
<aftahours> :
<fen> you might need lotion atfer you get firm tho ;)
<aftahours> haha

Quote #1713 (-1) [ 2004-03-02, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> tcpdump is kind of like watching the matrix in reverse

Quote #1822 (-1) [ 2004-04-12, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> My sisters were talking about past life with my mum and I blurted out to darcy
<CapnChron> "You know you could be a hooker in other life on some corner somewhere, I could be your client"

Quote #2340 (-1) [ 2004-10-17, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> eww i opened the fridge and some yoghurt fell out and spilled all over my bare foot
<Rage> grosest feeling ever
<Falkor> now you know how women feel Rage!

Quote #2409 (-1) [ 2004-12-04, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I was drawn straight to haydens ass.
<FragOne``> ahaha
<Bern> eeewww
<FragOne``> oh yeh theres a photo of my bottom
<FreeFrag> OH DEAR! I REGRET I REGRET :(
<Bern> off to ug we go with that one

Quote #2559 (-1) [ 2005-02-02, 17:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester[X]> someone should slashdot slashdot

Quote #2570 (-1) [ 2005-02-06, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours cracks the whip
* ace|TA plays the whip sound effects
* V8R gets all excited and opens the secret wardrobe of latex
<aftahours> LOL
<V8R> all this proding and whipping.... ohh! *shivers* ;)

Quote #2576 (-1) [ 2005-02-10, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> we need everyone to contribute evenly
<David> its all good
<Tatey> I'll buy $10 drinks
<Tatey> you can buy $10 sausages
<David> cool
<Tatey> flora can perform $10 favours
<Tatey> it's all good
<David> LOL
<Soulfire> i get them free?
<Soulfire> you guys got jibbed

Quote #2577 (-1) [ 2005-02-10, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nate> to fix your three phase problem what you do is get an iceypole stick and use some tape to secure it in the safety switch so the thing doesnt turn off, even if its pulling 80 amps thru a 20 amp device.
<llamaboy> nate, you represent the bluntest tool in every shed in Australia...
<SPMX> LOL!

Quote #2584 (-1) [ 2005-02-14, 15:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> Hi, my name's Warhamster, and I'm addicted to goatse.
<Warhamster> I first knew i was an addict when i dreamt about him

Quote #2588 (-1) [ 2005-02-17, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* One`` has joined #overclockers
<One``> im back! cable installed today
<@Mnz|WORK> Oh great, aren't we all excited...
* Draffa_ whoops with joy
<One``> My 20GB of cabley goodness
<@Mnz|WORK> I was wondering why the average tard level had dropped lately.
<One``> I was wondering why my self esteem had risen
<@Mnz|WORK> :P~

Quote #2596 (-1) [ 2005-02-20, 12:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii[hw]> anyone good at sense and sensibility stuff?
<_DDsD> Im sensible?
<_DDsD> Wait.. no im not, what am I talking about :lol:
<Tankii[hw]> hmm
* _DDsD racks up a line of mystery powder for Tankii[hw] to try
<Tankii[hw]> ...
<_DDsD> I promise it isn't draino

Quote #2619 (-1) [ 2005-03-09, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rignes]: Funny, babies have it made. They scream their heads off, and someone comes running with food and service.
[ bkuebler]: man, they are cute... but this 'up all night' garbage gets old quick.
[ dstate2]: babies do have it made
[ dstate2]: scream and you get boobies
[ rignes]: I wish I could yell like mad and have my wife run in and stick her tits in my face.

Quote #2654 (-1) [ 2005-03-29, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Razzylem> wtf is everyone?
<Yawgmoth> i burned them alive as part of an offering to the dark god most mortals know only as Telstra

Quote #2759 (-1) [ 2005-05-16, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Ashley]: What's it called again?
[ David]: Calvin Klein - Eternity
[ David]: chicks totally dig it
[ David]: i should test it out
* David walks to his sister

Quote #2764 (-1) [ 2005-05-18, 16:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

(gr3m): if only IRC had webcam support...
(Falkor): need a jpeg to text converter
(Falkor): :D
(rewn_): i know
(rewn_): right click on a name, select view webcam
(rewn_): and see tits
(rewn_): !
(rewn_): irc would be complete them
(Falkor): lol

Quote #2828 (-1) [ 2005-06-17, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BloodThirs): http://www.fileplanet.com/betacenter/fear/signup/
(tensopaway): sif i'd give any personal details to fileplanet :)
(mazza): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with a 10 foot pole
(SomeGuy123): yeah thats like signing up to an automated spamtastic spamming machine
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with mazza's entire limb
(SomeGuy123): i would touch it with mazza's limb holding the 15 foot pole
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch it with mazzas limbs stretched out on a medievil torture rack, with a 50 foot pole attached to those limbs.
(mazza): my poor limb

Quote #3040 (-1) [ 2005-10-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: Oh that'd be fucking right. They cut to the Indy girls, then cut to an ad break
myne: just as you were reaching your climax too

Quote #3077 (-1) [ 2005-11-10, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jigme> oops. I'm supposed to be cooking rice not looking at bukkake
<jigme> damnit

Quote #3090 (-1) [ 2005-11-14, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon[A]> a Queenslander once asked me if we use the same currancy "all the way down there"
<echelon[A]> I said "No. Our coins have a head on both sides."

Quote #3305 (-1) [ 2006-03-31, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matex> test
<Matex> I think my networks dropped out
<fen> what?
<Matex> YOU ALL SUCK COCKS HAHAHA
<Matex> oh fuck
<Matex> :<
<fen> i can't hear you
<Matex> it didnt
--- Sniper4900 sets ban on *!*@203.220.x.x
<-- Sniper4900 has kicked Matex from #overclockers (Matex)

Quote #3375 (-1) [ 2006-05-20, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Darkhart> btw chris, whats your opinion on the xmen movies? being an x-men guru and all
<@Rara_Avis> im not a guru, gurus are people who jack off over anna paquin
<@Rara_Avis> wait...
<@Rara_Avis> ok i am a guru

Quote #3500 (-1) [ 2006-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

acework: beta are you failing english :)
beta: no D:
beta: our standereds are falling

Quote #3506 (-1) [ 2006-08-12, 12:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I really need to get some food into me
<Lombers> I'm starving
<Lombers> also need to remember where I am going tonight
<Junkz> ?
<Lombers> going out for dinner, but I booked some restaurant
<Lombers> and I have forgotten where it is
<Junkz> lol
<Lurks> do you know the NAME of the restaurant?
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpage.com.au is your friend
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpages.com.au is your friend <--- forgot the S
<Lombers> I think I remember how I found it
<Lombers> so I have to retrace my steps online

Quote #3554 (-1) [ 2006-09-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop-> though ill probably be using debian for my network project
<LemMinG> hells no BTC
<tensop-> because i cbf waiting around for gentoo to install :)
<LemMinG> bwa ha ha ha
<BTC> hmm i might bust a talley
<LemMinG> debian wins again :-D
<LemMinG> both my linux boxen here run windows
* Bundy has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LemMinG> gah
<devians> thats quotable
<LemMinG> WTF DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Quote #4115 (-1) [ 2007-05-09, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> what's the vista equivalent of su?
<Freaek> su...cker

Quote #4140 (-1) [ 2007-06-03, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> xchat makes my PC speaker beep when you say stuff
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Stygian> spamdie
<Shaun> Oh look we broke Agg.
<Splosh123> Someone reset agg.
<Stygian> wayne: /beep1000
<wayne> if any of you say my name my pc speaker beeps even when muted
<Splosh123> wayne
<brodsta> Is that so wayne
<Stygian> /beep 1000, rather
<enigma> What about if we PM you wayne?
<Shaun> Telling us was dumb, wasn't it wayne?
<Splosh123> STBU, wayne
<SomeGuy123> beep
<Splosh123> wayne your a pain!
<Mibba> ohhhh wayne
<Mibba> anyone remember that show
<enigma> Wayne is busy: Removing PC speaker
<wayne> i am frantically searching the Ubuntu forums on how to turn it off

Quote #4126 (-1) [ 2007-05-24, 10:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> so this morning I went and picked up my van. Had to get a new alternator put in, which cost me the princely sum of $661. I asked the bloke if the fucken thing came with a steak dinner and a happy ending
<freaek> he didn't seem impressed

Quote #4193 (-1) [ 2007-07-29, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:23] <Sunset> The Best of U2 is actually good music to cry to.
[18:23] <Dopefish> errrrrr
[18:23] <mazzanet> er
[18:23] <sabretooth> Should I ask why you're crying?
[18:23] <mazzanet> Sunset: which best of?
[18:23] <mazzanet> there's 2 :P
[18:23] <Wayne> Because she is listening to U2
[18:23] <Sunset> just stuff.
[18:23] <Dopefish> because shes listening to u2
[18:23] <Dopefish> hahaha
[18:23] <Sunset> 1990-2000
[18:24] <angelessw> and now we're all gonna cry
[18:24] <mazzanet> :P
[18:24] <mazzanet> the other is 1980-1990 btw
[18:24] <Sunset> btw it's NOT hormone related. I'm sick of guys automatically assuming that a teary girl = PMS.
[18:24] <Sunset> ah okay
[18:24] <sabretooth> ... nobody mentioned hormones?
[18:25] <Agg> lol
[18:25] <mazzanet> guys automatically assume teary girl = pms?
[18:25] <knowsfords> stop generalising men Sunset, its so sexist.
[18:25] <Agg> i'm sick of PMS-grumpy girls assuming that guys assume that a teary girl = PMS.

Quote #4171 (-1) [ 2007-06-28, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> omg POWER
<One``> omg woo!
<Tensop> phone went flat last night(power was out from 10pm to just now), plug the charger in
<One``> jacinta is on dialup, and uses a laptop. so she never goes missing when the power goes out
<Tensop> SMS from NUNSTH_UPS: Power trigger @ 6:53am +489v 1msec
<Tensop> sms from local technician at one of my schools: "Tree fell on server room, everythings fucked"

Quote #4061 (-1) [ 2007-03-18, 22:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skills-> ServerRoot "/usr/local/apache"
<skills-> motherfker. i dont have permission to make changes to it
<takai> !skills

Quote #4096 (-1) [ 2007-04-28, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun2> 160,000k's old, and front has been a bit odd ever since I ran into that lady. So I figure it's time to change em.
<gazzreq> did you just hit her car?
<gazzreq> you hit an actual lady?
<gazzreq> and she ruined your suspension
<Shaun2> Oh, ahahah no it was her car.
<gazzreq> ohh ok
<Shaun2> Would have to be a fatass lady for her to fuck up my suspension :P
<gazzreq> or she'd have to go under the wheel or something

Quote #4241 (-1) [ 2007-11-05, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> wow, US Army ads
<Agg> there's strong, and then there's US Army strong
<FatMan> i know. i thought ours were bad
<Agg> there's stupid, and then there's US Army stupid
<Agg> there's being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47, then there's US Army being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47
<FatMan> haha
<Agg> hmm, it works for everything

Quote #4216 (-1) [ 2007-10-01, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sheri> Gary!
<Gary> Sheri!
<Agg> Agg!
* Agg cries alone in the corner.
<Gary> omg Agg! is here!!1!1!!!1!!
<echelon> Egg!
<echelon> Oh wait, you're not Egg.
<echelon> I thought you were someone else.
<echelon> go about your business.
<Agg> ok.
=-= Mode #overclockers +b *!*@(snip) by Agg
=-= (echelon) have been booted from #overclockers by Agg (my name is Agg, and kickbanning is my business)

Quote #4247 (-1) [ 2007-11-23, 22:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I get my gob stuffed full of cock rather often.

Quote #4004 (-1) [ 2007-01-09, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shadey> haha
<Shadey> HAHA
<@Agg> woah, upgraded your haha.

Quote #4304 (-1) [ 2008-05-01, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz[MKCG]> brb, child stuck under chair
<Nozz[MKCG]> no wait
<Nozz[MKCG]> she's out
<TheWedgie> lol Nozz[MKCG]
<TheWedgie> you're meant to put a bigger brick on top of the washing basket Nozz[MKCG]

Quote #4345 (-1) [ 2008-07-16, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> and if i had my little way id eat semen every day

Quote #172 (0) [ 2002-12-16, 08:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> hehe my name is reece
<Hibba> my name can be spelt, reese, reece, and Rhys
<Decker> err
<Decker> dude
<Decker> gayman
<Decker> reese butter cups is food
<Hibba> i know
<Decker> I wasnt callinh you buttercup
<Hibba> t00l
<Decker> fag

Quote #202 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 01:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Malbert> fuckup Yaleman - i own your ass
<Yaleman> no, you rent it
<Yaleman> well that shut him up
<Malbert> pfft
<Malbert> i was being nagged
<Malbert> didnt shut me up at all
<Yaleman> what? my mum asking for payment again?
<Malbert> nah, i just swipe a credit card between her tits and she thinks she's paid

Quote #203 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB_LOE> Iris
<BOB_LOE> i like your breasts
<VooDooo> you like anyones breasts
<BOB_LOE> i think there nice
<BOB_LOE> true
*** Iris (~iris@...) Quit (Iris has no reason)

Quote #206 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 04:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> hmm odd, I just burnt a Nat King Cole Cd.. (god bless him), on both a 650mb and 700mb and they're both 48:19 secs.
<^catalyst> oh course they are.
<^catalyst> its not like the music magically slows down due to media

Quote #12 (0) [ 2002-10-22, 09:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nervlord> i like girls with necklaces.. gives me something to hang on to

Quote #18 (0) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MissKitty> does cs cost money?

Quote #42 (0) [ 2002-10-31, 11:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dedge> anyways time to whack on the fan

Quote #46 (0) [ 2002-11-04, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
<K|dDO> MY MUM BOUGHT that home and away video!!!
<K|dDO> ROFL!
<Falkor> K|dDO, is it good? contemplating buying it for my gf.
<K|dDO> Falkor: watching it in a sec....

Quote #57 (0) [ 2002-11-07, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> my GF died :( Thats why im using a 4Mb Trident
<Darkness> How much did she cost?

Quote #61 (0) [ 2002-11-08, 12:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DeckerX kicks his ghetto boxen
<DeckerX> fuken stop it
* DeckerX watches the thing get cyclic rendundancy errors left right and centre
<DeckerX> much more of this and it's the freezer for you
<Rudeboi> DeckerX: sounds like ur talking to a little kid
<DeckerX> Rudeboi: you have to treat it like one
<DeckerX> and I wish I was joking
<Rudeboi> treat it like a little kid - so can u return kids if they fuck up?
<DeckerX> nope, but you can stick them in the freezer

Quote #73 (0) [ 2002-11-14, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> have you ever seen a c#nt wrapped in plastic?
<FreeFrag> then look at your drivers licence
<FreeFrag> :o
<FreeFrag> wrong channel!!

Quote #150 (0) [ 2002-12-10, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* risesies does an evil laugh as he creeps up behind FreeFrag with a big hairy spider
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout